Over 500k views, holy shit thank you guys so much! I got nothing else to say except for I appreiciate all the comments and viewers, support Jerma (obviously) and watch American Psycho
@@dawnwatching6382 the mere thought that this door fell off a crashed car that was probably in a car accident that killed people makes him chuckle and wheeze.
It's the fucking hair fixing that really makes this edit work. It seriously reminds me of American Psycho whenever Bateman would get blood or viscera all over himself, then he'd nonchalantly correct his appearance first before anything.
@@smartyben101 if you Can make people laugh just by your presence then you have probably become extremely successful as an entertainer, since you’re not even doing anything and profiting while doing more.
I want to see him in a movie, but I’m afraid he would make the villain too good to stay on the screen and that it would warp out of the screens to become real.
The 985 in the name "Jerma985" is actually referring to the fact that he is the 985th Jerma from a government super soldier cloning experiment. they thought they eliminated them all, but this one managed to escape
@@L1ttlef0ot My god...Bernie Sanders and his bodacious burgers are responsible for the Super Soldier program...The clues were there all along, we were just too blind to see them.
@@pillboys the concept of exercise is so foreign to Jeremy that it finds it amusing. Why ever exercise to achieve physical perfection when it was simply created in such a state of being?
He doesn't need to exercise, since his body maintain its health by other means. It doesn't need it to stay in a good physical look either, since it can morph its body at will.
The best part is during his laugh donation stream, it comes up again and you can see how hard he tries not to laugh cause he's ashamed of it with all the new viewers, to the point he freaks out and tries to stop the video 🤣
I love how Ludwig doesn't even laugh at Jerma doing anything funny. Jerma is just doing a normal human activity of adjusting his -scales- hair and Ludwig breaks.
@@Taiga300 Gaston is a Disney character, i know. But how does it relates to Jerma985, the famous twitch streamer, and does it actually can let us understand "peep the horror" fenomen ? We'll see in the next episode of "what the fuck have i watched" !
I can’t believe Jerma didn’t crack considering how many times he had to redo the “asleep during five nights at freddy’s” bit because he kept laughing in the middle of it
Something that will amaze me about the man is that his sheer presence can entertain you. He is a genuine comedian, often without even trying to be one. Its insane.
First they played Jenga with “Schlatt.” Now they’re playing another game with “Jerma.” I’m not exactly sure when these streamers are finally going to realize how foolish they have been to taunt these entities, but I am certain that it will be a gloriously horrifying moment when they do.
I didn’t know Patrick was interested in this kinda stuff, but good to see him channel his energy into something other than slicing and dicing for once! Good for him.
I always thought Jerma was exceptionally weird but with this, and after watching some of the stream he did with Charlie today, I am fully convinced he is not even human. Love him.
This is just... beautiful. It's so... elegant. That a man like him can even exist is nothing short of a god-given miracle. Or perhaps he exists in spite of god. Both realities are equally feasible.
This video is so strangely addictive and I keep coming back to watch it yet I barely care about twitch streamers like jerma and ludwig nor do I care about American Psycho.
i like that all i know about jerma is that he is a very wonderful, delightful person, but he is also nightmare taken human form. i need to study his brain like a zoologist does a newly discovered species.
Recordings of this tape must not be distributed as this is a C.I.A file. The entity known as Jerma, is capable of no laughter and is on the brink of insanity
Over 500k views, holy shit thank you guys so much!
I got nothing else to say except for I appreiciate all the comments and viewers, support Jerma (obviously) and watch American Psycho
Among us memes suck
@@Cat_Garfield O-Okay? Thank you
Congrats on 1 mil views!
@@AverageDoggo idk that's not something an average doggo would say
Good edit! Ignore rude internet trolls. I thought this was a perfect audio clip for this. 👍
Jerma why do you join these events?
"Because I want to fit in."
OH NOOOO.
I read that in jermas voice!
*Retrowave starts to play*
that sounds kinda sad
@@darkmad00it’s a quote from American psycho, jerma didn’t actually say that lmao
@@Sghgyv I know, it's still sad in a way
I can't believe Ludwig was foolish enough to think that the entity known as "Jerma" was capable of laughter.
huge mistake
The only time he laughes is when he uses his iconic meat grinder.
Jerma is only laughing from excitement when he captured another victim.
He's grounded people and not just children but women and men as well, and he's also put not only men but women and children into the meat grinder.
Jerma would be put in a self defense situation, but also if laughter was available if the man wasnt tough enough...
The immediate cut where Jerma is fixing his hair elegantly and Ludwig just loses it is perfect.
Agreed
The comedic timing was perfect
Should've hit "Jerma985" with a car accident compilation
only laughs at car crashes
Nooo no its more than perfect
I like how jerma can't hold his laughter while sitting in silence for one minute, but can withstand getting hit in the face with a tortilla just fine.
Where is this video from???
@@Thomas_Angelo juiced ep 2
@@fingranleoxhmpfh7631 wait xqc makes content that isn't lazy reactions?
it’s cuz it’s stimulating for us adhd people, silence is harder but pain lights up your brain
@@Thomas_Angelo stop spamming the same shit everywhere it's pretty obvious you promoting xqc
thank god he's not real
HAHAHAH HES NOT REAL GET IT???? HAHAHAHHAHA
EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ DA BA DE DA BE DO
@@cannibrel JERMA ALT ACCOUNT
I've got some bad news, bud...
@@wuhoh5274 woh noh
Ludwig got lucky. Jermas killed with less than a tortilla.
a fucking pencil
Jerma’s killed for less reason. Ludwig got lucky jerma didn’t lash out.
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 ….bot?
@@HabitualThinker It’s not a bot. He actually is the best TH-camr in the world. You just aren’t cool enough to have heard of him
@@Fillster 🤣
I like how he can't contain his laughter at horrific car accidents but being hit in the face with a tortia doesn't get him
yo, is that the real Patrick Batmean??? from the known parody of the streamer Jerma985??
tortia
Testicular tortia
T-tortia
It's kind of like spelling bologna "baloney"
Ludwig should have drove a car through the set I think that would make jerma laugh every time
Just bringing a detached car door would have done the trick
@@dawnwatching6382
True.
@@dawnwatching6382 the mere thought that this door fell off a crashed car that was probably in a car accident that killed people makes him chuckle and wheeze.
truck punchline
@@BunnyHoppin- two trucks
It's the fucking hair fixing that really makes this edit work. It seriously reminds me of American Psycho whenever Bateman would get blood or viscera all over himself, then he'd nonchalantly correct his appearance first before anything.
Getting slapped in the face with a fucking tortilla and not even flinching except to fix your hair is SUCH a Patrick Bateman move that it is uncanny
He really is a psychopath 😮
Where is this video from?
@@Thomas_Angelo xqc stream
Omg auch a sigma male movie 😀😀😀😫💦😫💦😫💦😫
you think Jerma was just fixing his hair, but actually he was showing Ludwig the HORROR
he let him peep the horror
As you can tell it was the funniest shit Ludwig had ever seen
Since ludwig was the only one who saw it, shouldn’t he be dead
@@throg4657 There was staff around
@@felixknorke5072 "was"
Look at that bleached blonde hair. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it's even styled!
Fake blond is cringe
@randomguy9777 it was a bet for a game on his stream with chat
@@Baltic_Dude majority of blonde people that you have seen are fake blondes
@@Baltic_Dude it could've been pink, this was the most pallatable color it could have been honeslty. should've beat jump king
@@jjju3 Fake anything is cringe
i think people don't think about how fucking talented jerma is at being an entertainer
He is one of the best, in all honesty
he just exists and people laugh, I dont know if thats talent
@@smartyben101 we all have just peeped the horror, but our minds cant process it so we just laugh.
@@smartyben101 if you Can make people laugh just by your presence then you have probably become extremely successful as an entertainer, since you’re not even doing anything and profiting while doing more.
I want to see him in a movie, but I’m afraid he would make the villain too good to stay on the screen and that it would warp out of the screens to become real.
The 985 in the name "Jerma985" is actually referring to the fact that he is the 985th Jerma from a government super soldier cloning experiment. they thought they eliminated them all, but this one managed to escape
Bodacious bunger burger
@@L1ttlef0ot My god...Bernie Sanders and his bodacious burgers are responsible for the Super Soldier program...The clues were there all along, we were just too blind to see them.
Jerma-985 is haunted by memories that were never his
Solid Jerma
The 985 are his kill count
Ludwig should've just mimed getting into a car crash, the entity known as jerma would've broken down into laughter immediately
that sounds insanely funny I'm laughing right now imagining it
Remember that this man broke from listening to screaming and farting sounds while working out at the gym
not even actually working out just the Concept of it
@@pillboys the concept of exercise is so foreign to Jeremy that it finds it amusing. Why ever exercise to achieve physical perfection when it was simply created in such a state of being?
@@GobaGNon He doesn't need to excercise, he uses a fire axe and moves dead bodies every week
He doesn't need to exercise, since his body maintain its health by other means.
It doesn't need it to stay in a good physical look either, since it can morph its body at will.
The best part is during his laugh donation stream, it comes up again and you can see how hard he tries not to laugh cause he's ashamed of it with all the new viewers, to the point he freaks out and tries to stop the video 🤣
I love how Ludwig doesn't even laugh at Jerma doing anything funny. Jerma is just doing a normal human activity of adjusting his -scales- hair and Ludwig breaks.
that is one scary bostonian
i legit thought this said bosnian and i thought yeah that makes sense
@@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer fr for a second there i forgot what boston is and thought that it's a country
@@koopie_koop
Wait, it's not ?
@@coffee-with-sprats boston is a city in the usa, but bosnia is a country in europe lol
@@Taiga300
Gaston is a Disney character, i know. But how does it relates to Jerma985, the famous twitch streamer, and does it actually can let us understand "peep the horror" fenomen ?
We'll see in the next episode of "what the fuck have i watched" !
Let's see Paul Allen's tortilla slap
The tortilla immediately disintegrated when it came in contact with the powerful, ethereal flesh that is Jerma
He knew jermas tortilla slap would have killed him so he gave up
I can’t believe Jerma didn’t crack considering how many times he had to redo the “asleep during five nights at freddy’s” bit because he kept laughing in the middle of it
Something that will amaze me about the man is that his sheer presence can entertain you. He is a genuine comedian, often without even trying to be one. Its insane.
There is an idea of a Jeremy Albertson...
I love how the challenge was to make them spit the water by tortilla slap. But Jerma bypassed the rule by making Ludwig laugh
the man lives his life perpetually stuck at a 4/10 on the pain scale a tortilla is childs play to him
its not just that he fixed his hair. He took the time to cast off the useless eight of a tortilla they gave him before hand.
The tortilla wasn't a car so Jerma would never laugh
Jerma was disturbingly good at this
First they played Jenga with “Schlatt.” Now they’re playing another game with “Jerma.”
I’m not exactly sure when these streamers are finally going to realize how foolish they have been to taunt these entities, but I am certain that it will be a gloriously horrifying moment when they do.
Jerma vs Jebediah
Which psycho wins.
@@fanfan9554 they're in the same room
they'll choose to end humanity together
our mistake was putting them in the same room together, sir.
@@mysticnovelbro dear god…. it’s all over…….
@@fanfan9554 patrick bateman vs the assassin of queen elizabeth the second, jfk, and the twin towers. patrick clears tbh
The scp foundation need to contain this creature these people have no idea what kind of being there delaying with
If ludwig just drove his car into a wall jerma would've laughed histerically
I didn’t know Patrick was interested in this kinda stuff, but good to see him channel his energy into something other than slicing and dicing for once! Good for him.
@Cheeselqw it's a joke, please avoid reproducing
Honestly, he fucking needs it.
Everybody knows Jerma only laughs at fatal fifty car pileups.
jerma can withstand being slapped with a tortilla without laughing, but as soon as he hears the fnaf 1 phone ringing he can't hold it in
A perfectly standard reaction for someone capable of dodging a battleaxe.
He should have know that Jerma's mouth doesn't move when he laughs
0:26 is literally me
chilling. it's almost like this monologue was actually playing in his head during the recording of the video
Man has slapped himself full force before, Lud was a fool to think he stood a chance
Ludwig's mistake here was hitting Jerma with a tortilla instead of a moving vehicle. That's how you get Jerma to laugh.
Fantastic ending.
Jerma never peeped the horror
He is the horror
I always thought Jerma was exceptionally weird but with this, and after watching some of the stream he did with Charlie today, I am fully convinced he is not even human. Love him.
Why do they look like brothers lmao
I like how the collective unconscious is that Jerma is not just insane, but *secretly* insane
if ludwig wanted jerma to laugh, he should've shown him a compilation of car crashes
This is art, lol
People keep talking about the hair fixing but the theatrical wiping of dust off his shoulders is what does it for me
Jerma slapped in the face by a tortilla: 😐
Jerma watching a horrific car crash compilation: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jerma wasn't acting he is acting at every other time
Can't believe that man just bust on jerma's face like that 😔
The fact that Jerma could pull of a pretty good Patrick Bateman….
"**Chuckles** Another Tortilla, Ludwig?" - Jerma Bateman
This is just... beautiful. It's so... elegant.
That a man like him can even exist is nothing short of a god-given miracle. Or perhaps he exists in spite of god. Both realities are equally feasible.
Perfection.
The cut at the end
ludwigs mistake was not getting into a car crash to make him laugh
Jerma sacrifices inches of his stature for this pure unadulterated composure. That can't be so easily achieved. Truly an enigma amongst us
Not only he was going to win the game. He was going to look damn good doing it.
ludwigs first mistake was slapping him with a tortilla and not recreating a car crash
The still frame of Ludwig's mouth-water flying towards Jerma 😭
Jerma laughts without smiling. He isprolly ready to break into laughter at any point
I've yet to see anyone who can best Jerma on holding back the silly as long as he can
that cut off deserves an award
This video is so strangely addictive and I keep coming back to watch it yet I barely care about twitch streamers like jerma and ludwig nor do I care about American Psycho.
Should’ve shown him a vehicle accident
This gives off the same vibes as “Jerma has escaped containment”
i like that all i know about jerma is that he is a very wonderful, delightful person, but he is also nightmare taken human form. i need to study his brain like a zoologist does a newly discovered species.
bro that cut was PERFECT
How is he even standing in the same room as Jerma and not feel the overwhelming madness???
If there is no limit to positive than there is no limite to negative,so jerma put negative force so ludwig may survive
I forgot that Jerma is American and not an unfathomable entity that exists beyond space.
Jerma quite took the phrase ”stone faced” a bit to seriously
Ludwig's big mistake was not leading with a car accident of some kind
dude barely blink nor flinch from that slap and was able to make Ludwig spit just by fixing his hair
i cannot describe how perfect of an ending this is
This is the most dystopian thing I’ve seen today
I died when Lud spit in his face 😂
you know in all my life i’ve never seen a jerma x reader fic, i am thankful for that fact
Bro can sit in silence while getting slapped with tortillas but can’t handle seeing a parked car
This ”Jerma” is impossible to beat
hé should’ve just pulled up a carcrash vid on his phone
The hair adjustment every time got me😂
“Hey Ludwig, have you ever heard of the song Hip To Be Square?”
god i love this channel, been watching your shorts a lot lately
Thank you so much!
Bro what, this is the coolest wrap battle ever
The haircuts make me think its Pat Bateman vs Ken
After I watched American psycho last night I’ve been wanting another one starring jerma as the lead
I’m simply not there he’s right he’s isn’t 💀
The PFFT at the end is the cherry on top
Recordings of this tape must not be distributed as this is a C.I.A file. The entity known as Jerma, is capable of no laughter and is on the brink of insanity
Impressive. Very nice.
Let's see Ludwig's reaction.
This is the same man that couldnt stop laughing at screaming and farting while working out in the gym
Ludwig just broke 2 tortillas against Jerma Bateman's face
He simply is not there
he's literally patrick bateman
An scp doesn't laugh
Like watching a toddler take on a titan
I think him being on a gameshow makes it easier to not crack
good job no one was screaming or farting
He won the battle without even attacking. Sensational.
Can't phase the man who slaps himself