I utterly LOVE when you call Autumn your six year old. The love you have for that little girl is absolutely beautiful. I know you have been with her since birth and is it abundantly clear how important Autumn is to you. Thank you for being such a positive role model for her. YOU ROCK BRANDON CHASE FARRIS!
America: We don't negotiate with terrorists... Brandon: we don't negotiate with 6-year-olds...and in other news in a month Brandon be making videos in sign language due to deafness by six-year old LOL
My daughter gets mad at me and laughs ...mom!!!! They can hear you they are standing right there!!! I'm like w.e I didn't say it that loud! Then why did they look back???? Hahahahaha she tells me I can't with you and she can't take me anywhere!!! We do have a lot of fun together but I can't whisper!
I've been so embarrassed by my mom and when people get angry or act weird she has no idea why lol Lord help me 🤦♀️ Shes also a very southern mamma so it only gets worse with all the y'alls and yuns that go along g with our accents!
James Swan he probably went through drivethru I’m not his following him around watching his every move if he took the straw that’s fine it takes time to start a new habit and he probably just started using the metal straw so I am not gonna nit pick everything he does I’m just happen he is one the save the turtles train
Brandon but out of context: “You’re digging for china with your lips in my ear” “Every word starts with an h now” “Grandma lives 50 miles away but grandma will probably hear it too” “Saliva’s happening” “It’s called pointing” “God forbid we pass someone who forgot to put on deodorant because they will never forget again.”
Who else noticed how many diff straws he used during this? Lol “B”... you are the greatest male role model for that little girl! Autumn is a very fortunate little lady to have so much love 💕
I LOVE that she wants you out of the picture so she can have her Mom all to herself 😂 I rmbr a strong phase of like my mom is mine go away to everyone else, but Autumn loves you too she’s a stinker 💗
Ok. Now THIS one has a lot of funny that would work well for stand-up!! "I've been wanting her to learn an instrument, but my eardrum is not what I had in mind." Hilarious!
LOL My kid does the same. I'm like dude they can hear you! I love that you call her YOUR six year old. I love you so much Brandon and so does my 6 year old Ryder lol
Tell her from now on, all whispers must be written down. Oh? She can't write yet? Wanna get her interested? Write down your own secret and seal it in an envelope. Hide it. She can look for it by reading clues you leave around the house. No help from others!!!! The secret in the envelope? "I'm so proud of you!!!! You can read!!!". Then plan a big surprise for her!!!
I’d love to know how often you (Brandon) shake your head and laugh at yourself because something you’ve said makes you laugh but you immediately think “nope I’m not using that” 😂😂😂
"If you're gonna run away with MY WOMAN, shouldn't you be in cahoots with HER?" I love you!
Hi
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“My feet will eventually go deaf” 😂😂 favorite line
Nah,
You'll never forget if a 6 year old says you smell like onions and points
I never forgot
kittylover 2.0 what? 😂
@@bugheadflower3359 it’s a line he said in the vid
“She uses her outside voice inside my ear” #brilliant #comedygold
I like the hashtags
👌😌
#deaf
I utterly LOVE when you call Autumn your six year old. The love you have for that little girl is absolutely beautiful. I know you have been with her since birth and is it abundantly clear how important Autumn is to you. Thank you for being such a positive role model for her. YOU ROCK BRANDON CHASE FARRIS!
I was gunna say that but you said it perfectly! "My six year old!" Adorable!!
He raised her and knew her since in the whoom
Anything can be a whisper if you add a enough “WH” sounds 😂
Kimberly Elliott Wheally?!
Whatsss awesome!!
“I was wondering why the cat never comes when I call her” 😂 I laughed more than I should have
Same
Same!
1:42 "I've been trying to get her to learn an instrument but my eardrum is not what I had in mind" 😂
My mom is the worst whisperer. The amount surprises she’s given away 😂
America: We don't negotiate with terrorists...
Brandon: we don't negotiate with 6-year-olds...and in other news in a month Brandon be making videos in sign language due to deafness by six-year old LOL
Shady Attalla lol best thing I’ve heard all day
Shady Attalla hi
And he did he tried sign language
"Because you're digging for China inside of my ear"
"WhAts YoUR faVOritE ColOR"
"What's in it for me? I said WHATS IN IT FOR MEH"
“get this turtle something outta here” 😂
I'm pretty sure he said turtle noose 😂
Ashley Engle same but i didnt know how to spell it 😂
@@venn9039 turn on captions :)
Amazing Joe36 ahh im dumb 😂
"Yea, I'm the only one who can hear ya Cuz you're digging for China!"
My mother can't whisper either lol
My daughter gets mad at me and laughs ...mom!!!! They can hear you they are standing right there!!! I'm like w.e I didn't say it that loud! Then why did they look back???? Hahahahaha she tells me I can't with you and she can't take me anywhere!!!
We do have a lot of fun together but I can't whisper!
I've been so embarrassed by my mom and when people get angry or act weird she has no idea why lol Lord help me 🤦♀️ Shes also a very southern mamma so it only gets worse with all the y'alls and yuns that go along g with our accents!
I feel bad for the cat she likes telling the cat secrets...🤣🤣🤣
Reina Alcazar cool name !
reina smith thanks you too 😊
2:43 😂
“You’ll remember... and I did.”
I scrolled the comment section for a while and no one has mentioned the deodorant joke... so I had to do it. 😂
Thats legit what i was tryna find 😂
“She whispers yells so loud in my ear that my feet will go deaf”😂😂🤣🤣
I love autumn, she seems like a sweetheart.
This is exactly how my 32 year old husband whispers 🤣
Mine, too! I keep telling him his whisper button is broken. It's an ailment he's passed on to 2 of our 3 children.
"If you're gonna run away with my woman, shouldn't you be in cahoots with her!!" 😂😂😂😂
“I’ve been trying to get her to learn an instrument... but my ear drum was not what I had in mind” you’re hilarious Brandon 😂💜
"I was wondering why the cat doesn't come when I call her." That was hilarious Brandon keep it up.
"I SAID WHATS IN IT FOR ME? " 😂😂😂 also have a sister and one daughter that cannot whisper at all. Its hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
“Hey this turtle noose out of here”
I love Brandon cause he is about #savetheturtles
Except he still took the plastic straw....
James Swan he probably went through drivethru I’m not his following him around watching his every move if he took the straw that’s fine it takes time to start a new habit and he probably just started using the metal straw so I am not gonna nit pick everything he does I’m just happen he is one the save the turtles train
“She uses her outside voice, inside my ear.” 🤣🤣
I watch ur videos every night to help relax. You are a great person and helps me in more ways then you every probably could know.
Brandon but out of context:
“You’re digging for china with your lips in my ear”
“Every word starts with an h now”
“Grandma lives 50 miles away but grandma will probably hear it too”
“Saliva’s happening”
“It’s called pointing”
“God forbid we pass someone who forgot to put on deodorant because they will never forget again.”
Also
“We don’t negotiate with 6 year olds”
She uses her outside voice inside my ear 🤣😂
Just be glad she isn’t also spit whispering
Right!!
1:46
Ugh yes I have a 3 year old spitwhisperer!
Or that she doesn't just straight up glob spit in ur ear 😂
I adore that he claims Autumn as ‘his 6 year old’ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
One of my favorite things is your progression from “my girlfriends daughter” to “my 6 year old”🥰🥰
🤣🤣 the joys of parenting indeed ...yeah the cat is probably deaf now 🤣🤣
My 6 year old... my heart ❤️
"Get this turtle noose outta here!" *Pulls straw out of drink*
Who else noticed how many diff straws he used during this? Lol
“B”... you are the greatest male role model for that little girl! Autumn is a very fortunate little lady to have so much love 💕
I LOVE that she wants you out of the picture so she can have her Mom all to herself 😂 I rmbr a strong phase of like my mom is mine go away to everyone else, but Autumn loves you too she’s a stinker 💗
"It only takes one six year old pointing at you and saying you smell like onions and your never forget to put on deodorant again." Truth.
She is precious 🥰this was hilarious.....thank you💜💜💜💜
"MY 6 year old" 🥺🥺 So sweet
WHHHHaTs YOUr fAvoHHHRItE COlOrHHH!!!!
i was CRYING😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG!!! The water-boarding part killed me!!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I looooove your videos!!!
I love these car rants! I feel like it helps practice for your standup. Great job, you're hilarious!
“She uses her outside voice inside my ear” I died 😂💀😂
ur amazing and i appreciate u and ur goofiness a lot! thank you for making me and others smile&laugh!! 💜💜
Hahaha, my 6 year old niece is exactly the same😂. She can't control the volume of her voice. I feel your pain man
I jolted awake and immediately just gave away the pin to my debit card 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I melt everytime i hear him say MY 6-year old.
I love how it's HIS 6 year old
This would be an awesome stand up 😂 love when you talk about autumn because it makes my 5(almost 6) year old seem normal 😂😂
This really helped brighten my day.
The joys of parenting 🥰💓🥰💓🥰 #bestillmyheart
I think husbands have the same problem, I know mine does!!!🤣🤣💜💜👂👂
Her way whispering is her way of telling secrets into my ear!!!!!!! Huh. Are you trying to say what my favorite color was
.that got me😂
Me:“Brandon where is your metal straw??”
Brandon :”Get this turtle noose outa here!”
Me:”Sksksksks and I oop, save the turtles!”
Ok. Now THIS one has a lot of funny that would work well for stand-up!! "I've been wanting her to learn an instrument, but my eardrum is not what I had in mind." Hilarious!
This would be great for your next stand up set ❤
I was just thinking the same thing.🤣😂
Why isn't anyone talking about when he said "You should break up with Mommy so I can be with her" LOL
" I have been trying to get her to learn an instrument but my ear drum is not what I had in mind.." Hahaha ohhhh that statement made me so happy.. ^_^
I laughed pretty hard at this one. I teach preschool so I can relate on so many levels :) ❤️❤️❤️
I was trying to work out while listening to this video, but I was laughing so hard I had to take a break, before I passed out.
“And she points at you so in case you DIDNT know..”
That poor cat lol no for real you have the coolest little family ever
I love his car videos, he can't get distracted by Kelly or lamp
I love that he laughs at his own jokes which makes it so much funnier.
No wonder the cat never comes when I call 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
“I’ve been trying to get her to learn an instrument... but my eardrum is NOT what I had in mind”
🤣🤣🤣
She whisper yells 😂😂😂
"God for bid we pass somebody who forgot to put on deodorant. They will never forget again"🤣🤣I love yu
can we appreciate how the titles went from "a 5/6 year old" to "my 6 year old"
Grandma hard of hearing....hhhhmmmm😂😂😂😂
My six year old still thinks you tell secrets by "whispering" into someone mouth instead of their ear. Cold and flu season are so fun.
Kids are so much fun .cant wait till my grandson starts talking .
As a mom, I relate so hard 😂😂💀
Looks like those ASL cards will come in handy. 👍😂
My son was the same way! 😂 He's 9 now, and still LOVES to tell secrets!! Lol
My 5 yr old whispers where you dont hear her, then gets upset when you dont lol
Breakup with Mommy 😭😭😭😭
Brandon if your going to use metal straws... tell the server you don’t need a plastic straw.
Get this turtle noose outa here 🤣
Oh the joys of parenthood 😂😂
That was hilarious. I lol'd and I never lol. Poor funky onion smelling stranger.
“she uses her Outside voice inside my ear” 😂
LOL My kid does the same. I'm like dude they can hear you! I love that you call her YOUR six year old. I love you so much Brandon and so does my 6 year old Ryder lol
lol my feet will go deaf! B you crack me up !
"Get this turtle noose out of here!!!"
I laughed so hard!
"turtle noose".... it's not making a difference to take out plastic straw and use a metal one...lol.. think about it.
It is though.
If you take out the plastic straw.....where does it go?.what needs to happen is for retailer/coffee/restaurants to ask if you need a straw.
@@lorajeansmall3430 my god take a joke
This is hilarious 🤣😂 my son did this too!!! 🗣🎺
Trying to get her to learn an instrument but my eardrum is NOT what I had in mind. 🤣
😂😂 I have a friend like this. It doesn't change when they get older apparently 🤦🏼♀️😂
😂 this is how my best friend whispers
“I was wondering why my cat never comes when I call her” 😂
Tell her from now on, all whispers must be written down. Oh? She can't write yet? Wanna get her interested? Write down your own secret and seal it in an envelope. Hide it. She can look for it by reading clues you leave around the house. No help from others!!!! The secret in the envelope? "I'm so proud of you!!!! You can read!!!". Then plan a big surprise for her!!!
There’s never a day Brandon doesn’t make me laugh, sHe UsInG tHe OuTdOoR VoIcE In My EHAR 😂
“Get this turtle noose outta here!” Lol
I rewatched the "what's your favorite color" part and it still made me laugh
😂😂😂 autumn is great!
i can’t believe she’s 6 already!
Brandon: yanks his straw out of his drink "get this turtle noose outta here"
Me: 🤣🤦🏼♀️
Bruh, that hoodie. Amazing
Omg watching this within 28 seconds of uploading
I’d love to know how often you (Brandon) shake your head and laugh at yourself because something you’ve said makes you laugh but you immediately think “nope I’m not using that” 😂😂😂
I know it is not Halloween anymore but I wonder if Brandon watches horror movies? If he does what his favorite is.
My nephew used to put a hand over your other ear while he whispered into your ear so that no one else could hear it. Lol