I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye door
he is so kind to his daughter. 🥺 like he doesn't discourage her and let's her have her freedom but still teach her things. i love it. 🥺 (edit: even though he did not create her and it is his gfs daughter, im pretty sure shes like a daughter to him. it doesnt matter if she is blood related to him or not. someone can still be your parent with no blood or blood connecting you. example, i call my friends mom my mom because she cares for me. so please, no hate)
The way he makes his daughter laugh is so amazing, I feel like he’s the type of person that would do anything just to make someone smile and do it with ease
"I lost the baby," He says aggressively. The realisation still hasn't hit him, that she is a 6 year old. One could say that he is in denial of his child growing up like that.
Okay people keep saying step daughter last I checked he has a gf more than likely this is his actual daughter who said his gf had a kid before they met he doesn't really talk about his personal life to us prove me wrong😑
@@trenton8724 if you actually go back he and Gloria (the GF) have a video of how they got together and everything that happened. He knew Gloria and her ex for a few years before Autumn was born. He’s been in her life since she was born as a parental figure and when he and Gloria started dating he just “adopted” her because they’ve been in each other’s life since Autmns birth
Brandon picking Autumn up and just going mh is absolutley everything!! I also love that whenever she starts saying random stuff Brandon just pulls out the keyboard. OML Brandon is so amazing with Autumn and I love it so much!!!
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Autumn: "Can I smell it?!"
The look on Brandon's face when she asked that cracked me up!
Wuuut is the cup thooo?? I don't get it
The Unknowing its for guys when they play sports XD
@@firedragonbri547, Xd its funnier now that i know wut it is
Me too 😂
@@theunknowing6293
It's supposed to protect "the boys" as they are called
“Excuse me, Kelly. KELLY- GET OUT OF MY WAY KELLY!”
*nearly falls*
😂😂😂😂
Time stamp ?
1:26
@@moonzii7706 Thanks😄
Can you explain to me who Kelly is? I can’t seem to figure it out and it’s eating me alive😂😂
Brandon is the uncle everyone wants to have
i thought that was either his nephew or his daughter-
@@jadesswiftie that his daughter i think the person is just means in general we would be a good uncle to everyone
@@kenasiafrieson wait i never knew he had a daughte-
@@jadesswiftie a nephew is a boy
@@zacevans5667 i meant niece T-T
his daughter was just cowering in fear in the corner
"STOP USING IT" 😂
His girlfriends daughter
His girlfriend’s daughter Autumn
@@thRealBochyboy he claims her as his own
@@norasnook1210 he claims her as her own
She was like “pls🥺”
Carson: Use outside
Brandon and his 6 year old:... so you have chosen death by pogo stick
Yes... Yes they have😂😂😂
On the next episode on 1,000 ways to die😂😂😂
Rebecca Gann Bahama good one
LOLL
L
*”somebody sent me a pogostick:”* ❌
_”somebody sent me a broken spine:”_ ✅
I almost broke my leg on a pogo stick😂😂😂😂😂
@Masmage to advanced
I almost had permanent head trauma from a pogo stick lol😂😂
Your like are 666 and I would like butttt I wanna keep it there
No *"someone sent me a broken body"*
*Brandon talking*
*child falls *
Brandon: continues talking about merch unfazed
he asked if she was okay
only after she got up
She does not fall
@@aubreyzaniewski1425 she does
@@aubreyzaniewski14256:56
Autumn: just shoving her hand up the unicorns neck throughout the whole video
"That's how you can tell something is good by how much it weighs"
*proceeds to pick up CHILD*
C H I L D
That just means she is a really good quality child
says um
Could use some salt
I’m really good then 😔
"ik your speaking English but I just dont understand you" 😂
She said "it was a little bit cool"
th-cam.com/video/-FdKPEA17m4/w-d-xo.html
Me in english class
@@yamuri_8583 me in French class
@@yamuri_8583 oh fake bruhify
I cracked up when Autumn tripped and he just kept talking 😂
Same lmfao
Time stamp?
The way he picked up his kid and went "Eh?" After saying "you can tell how good it is by how heavy it is" 😂
_"that's how you can tell how good something is by how much it weighs"_
*picks up child*
*scoffs*
Thats why kids have to take a picture on Santas lap before Christmas so he can weigh them and see how good they are
Hahahahahha this kills me
@@elizabethmarcum6427 😲 omg that makes so much since!!
@@elizabethmarcum6427 why don't I ever get presents then?
Could use some salt
Autumn: jeAR DeSUs
Brandon: thats right jear desus
She’s learning well 😏
Kamryn Mcintosh that’s her name?
Charli Corn yes
Charli Corn her name is autumn
Lol ahhhhh
Yup!
Wait he was homeless before i found him out yesterday and already love em
Brandon: “does this look cool to you”
Autumn: “this is not absolutely cool”
8:27
the way he flung himself into the chair then the shelf i laughed so hard
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye door
@@AxxLAfriku congratulations
Your name combined with your profile picture defines gen z comedy
Same
Same here
He seems like the best, most accepting and
most crazy dad, like no joke
I agree. He reminds me of the father my brother is. It's amazing
I like how he bent down, looked straight into her eyes and said “im SWEATY”
“oWw”
“Yellow and purple and- Are yOu oKaY?!
Im wheezing 💀❤️
he is so kind to his daughter. 🥺 like he doesn't discourage her and let's her have her freedom but still teach her things. i love it. 🥺
(edit: even though he did not create her and it is his gfs daughter, im pretty sure shes like a daughter to him. it doesnt matter if she is blood related to him or not. someone can still be your parent with no blood or blood connecting you. example, i call my friends mom my mom because she cares for me. so please, no hate)
yeS
It makes me sad to know that this isn't just normal dad behavior :( Every dad should be like this
I love even more that she isnt actually his daughter and still treats her how she deserves to be treated by a daddy
And she isn’t even his own!
Stop reminding me my dad didn't come back with the milk yet and my mom didn't come back from the bar jesus-
autumn whispers: "oh were blogging"
brandon: yes we're blogging
less then a minute into the video and i'm already laughing 😂
Sub to tattortot gaming and like
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how’d you spell “we’re” wrong the first time and correctly the second time
same lol
@@Pitifuljuggler then why is ur name Jennifer? 🤥
The way he makes his daughter laugh is so amazing, I feel like he’s the type of person that would do anything just to make someone smile and do it with ease
1:16 KELLY
Why is he such a good dad I didn’t know those existed
Dad?
I dont have one sooo
@@emilyhunter1491 sameee
Same
Omg same
This is just the most wholesome father-daughter relationship i've ever seen.
@ESTRELLITA LOPEZ ZAPATA she is his step-daughter
@ESTRELLITA LOPEZ ZAPATA thats is his step daughter it is glorias child
@@krystiepandas9046 yes, "it" is Gloria's child
@@teamrodent619 thats what i said
@@krystiepandas9046 I know, I just think is funny how we called her an it instead of she lol
Brandon: do you want me to lick it down to the scorpion and then you can have it?
Autumn: no please.
me when i read the title: “oh this wont end well -“
Autum : *falls* "aaahhhhhhh"
Brandon: *talking about his merch*
I laughed at this so hard
When autumn Fell:
Brandon: Where is that kids parents?...OH IM THE PARENT-
time stamp?
6:55
Wait AWWWWWW
my name is autumn
@@autumnjeon7118 ok
0:49
Brandon: Thats how you know if something is good
Pick up Autumn
Brandon: Meh
The second gift was so funny! He was trying not to say things in front of a child.
"Why is it no one send me relish?!" I bet you 5 bucks someone will eventually send you relish in the next opening
Sub to tatortot gaming and like
Unfortunately it will sit in storage for up to 3 years before making it to an opening..... Lol.
Dylan Doffing no
@@d.i.n.g.u.s okay thanks anyway
Dylan Doffing np :)
I love how he is so proud of her when she says jear desus, it's so cute! 😊
3:49 Autumn’s face 😂😂😂
brandon: i could put my soup in there
me: *bRAndoN NO-*
Sub to tatortot gaming
@@Dylan-gy8eg no
The fact that Autumn didn’t know what it was is even more comical. 🤣😂
Okay thanks anyway
Wait what is it? I don't get it
The way autumn and Brandon switch roles of parent so fast is just *yes*
The fact he used be homeless is amazing hes come so far
Guy is hell of a dad 👍😊
"oh god...is this real fire?"
I LOVE AUTUMN SO MUCH
“I know you’re speaking English I just don’t understand it” 😂😂🤦🏼♀️
Lol
literally me when any kid walks up to me and starts talking nonsense
They way he picked up the girl and she didn’t get it made me laugh 😂
Ohh my god brandon you and autumn are such rebels playing with the pogo stick inside 🤣🤣
“This is my pet Felix”
Unicorn/Felix: *Woof Woof*
“Thats a banana”
“Have you met cup?”
Brandon- no-
I don't get iiiit, wut is theee cuuuppp??
The Unknowing idk either what is it?!
@@fineas_0333, so i found out its a thing guys use to protect their area when playing sports
The Unknowing oh- why would someone send that?!
@@fineas_0333, XD hahah idk, cuz the stuff he does seems dangerous like spoooorrtttsss
3:44 why is no one talking about how Autumn almost solved that rubix cube
Ikr the whole time I was just like" I can barely solve one side of it"😂😂
Him:Let’s film it’s good hair day and time for PINK DRINK
"That's how you can tell something's good by how much it weighs.."
*lifts his daughter*
"Meh"
Love you both 💜😂🙏
XD I JUST RELIZED THAT
ADORBS
‘I know you’re speaking English, I just don’t understand you.’ Literally me every day teaching preschool, especially with everyone wearing masks.
I was an assistant teacher years ago from infant to 3. I've said that so many times, I've lost count. Lmao
her laugh when brandon fallls in his chair off the pogo stick warms my heart everytime
*can we all respect that ending with the music just gave another vibe-*
13:48
"I lost the baby," He says aggressively. The realisation still hasn't hit him, that she is a 6 year old. One could say that he is in denial of his child growing up like that.
Autumns not his kid
New Milo but she is his girlfriend's daughter which makes her his kid, it's clear that's how he sees it since he says "MY 6yo"
5:40
Autumn: "AAAH"
Brandon: "what are you doing?!"
The way way she said “can I smell it?”I laughed so hard😂
Autumn: “This is my pet Felix. ‘Woof woof’.”
Felix: *is a unicorn*
Its a long lost thing unicorns bark ;o ;p
@@ShyPandaLuv OMG.WhAt 😱
Do you know how to take a joke
@@ShyPandaLuv really!! so all my pets speak woof😀
Ssshhh, just let her have it 🤫
I love when ever she talks he
✨dramatically ✨
grabs the key board
He like mhm i see anything else 😂
I love this guy!! He knows how to make an audience laugh through a screen
"Im saying thank you to someone...... hueghhhh..... dont interrupt!" 🤣
“I can put my soup in it” *slurp* 😂😂 autumn’s so young and innocent, I love it.
What is it-
The cup from which she is never to touch
Sūgar Tēa the forbidden cup
I don't get it, what is it???
It's better if you don't
*Brandon falls and nearly breaks spine*
Me:KEllY aRE YoU OKaY!!? 🤣
Freaking same 😂😭
Sub to tattortot gaming
"
Excuse me, Kelly. KELLY- GET OUT OF MY WAY KELLY!”
nearly falls onto her
It's rare to see two people so far apart in age vibing the same way lmao
I swear he’s Bob Ross and Jim Carrey mixed togethe
OMG
Omg ahhh two of my fav ppl
Deku’s Home same
He looks kinda like Jack stauber
r (because you forgot yours)
autumn is so adorable. I love that she's just climbing on everything and checking all the shelves
"This is not absolutely cool"😂
I just can't!
3:39 she solved the green side & the white
Felix: Woof Woof
Me: Is that the sound a unicorn makes?
🦄: Woof
Underrated comment
Woof woof im a unicorn say woof woof im a unicorn 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
LOL 😂
I- yes that makes sense
"That's how you can tell something is good by how much it weighs"
*Picks up child*
*Scoffs*
*brandon talking*
Autumn in the back round
*falls*licks unicorn*falls again*
Brandon: aRe yOu OkaYYyyy
When??
Daddy
🤣🤣🤣
father and daughter time so adorable
🥺🥺🥺😊😊😊😊
Me barely looking at Brandon and just looking at his daughter in the background playing with his stuff on the shelves 😄
How many would come to the casino if Brandon had a meet and greet ? Have to be 21 and over
I can’t even tell the difference. He’s exactly like her
Okay people keep saying step daughter last I checked he has a gf more than likely this is his actual daughter who said his gf had a kid before they met he doesn't really talk about his personal life to us prove me wrong😑
@@trenton8724 Soooo your saying he’s lying about her being his step-daughter?
@@trenton8724 she is her step daughter. He has mentioned that Autumn is his girlfriend’s daughter but he has “adopted” her and his own
@@trenton8724 if you actually go back he and Gloria (the GF) have a video of how they got together and everything that happened. He knew Gloria and her ex for a few years before Autumn was born. He’s been in her life since she was born as a parental figure and when he and Gloria started dating he just “adopted” her because they’ve been in each other’s life since Autmns birth
@@trenton8724 She’s Brandon’s girlfriends(Gloria) daughter not biologically his but they’re still cute together
“Can I smell it.” BAHAHAHAHAHAH
I like how he lets autumn open things that are glass 😂
“Why does no one send me relish?!”
SOMONE GET THIS MAN A BOZ OF RELISH!!!!
I agree but
Box*
@@keep_undertale_alive omg I just realized I did that😭🤣
Boz... XD
"take this outside!" *bangs off of everything while using it inside*
mira ann now I know the real meaning for “bouncing off the walls”
Autumn: ‘Says Something’
Brandon: *Proceeds to document everything she has said in the form of a story.*
“This is my pet Felix…woof woof”
*is unicorn*
Who the hell sent this chaos disguised as a man a pogo stick?? You are one twisted individual...
I remember once he said that his neighbors thought he murdered ppl, after the pogo stick...... im actually not surprised
His writing a whole fanfiction, can't wait to read it 🤣
Brandon picking Autumn up and just going mh is absolutley everything!! I also love that whenever she starts saying random stuff Brandon just pulls out the keyboard. OML Brandon is so amazing with Autumn and I love it so much!!!
Did nobody notice how Autum slowly solves that Rubics Cube???
Also, despite the falls, he masters the pogo stick very quickly. Way to go. 👏👏👏
S Scott literally
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*brandon flinches*
Brandon: “made ya flinch”
Me: 👁👄👁
Brandon gives the most fun uncle vibes, despite being Autumn's dad, he still gives uncle vibes
2:58
SHE’S TOO INNOCENT TO KNOW BUT WE KNOW
Autumn: chocolate coins?
Brandon: no these aren’t chocolate coins
Autumn: *takes bite of coin*
Brandon: WHY DID YOU BITE IT!?!?
I’m dying 😂
I love your profile picture
LOL!
It’s 3 in the morning, and for some reason I read ‘coins’ as ‘cousins’ I’m s oop I’d at these hours
hehe
8:35 “I’m saying thank you to someone, *hûHęúHæ* “
-Brandon Farris, 2020
I5 really got me when he said “oh it’s a banana!, have you met cup?
“come on let’s film im having a good hair day”- brandon farris, august 26, 2020
I just realized....he put a scorpion in his mouth without freaking out
It's surrounded by lolly pop so I think he thought it was okay. Lol
@@GamerNerdess lmao I mean it still counts though, right?
Autumn: "Halo guys"
Brandon: *_Typing into the abyss_*
Brandon: *talking about the new merch* Autamn: *falls to death* 😂
Autumn: *walks off chair*
*dies*
“Ooooowwwwww”
Brandon: are you okay?
Has me laughing so hard
She's like a Disney character, she's adorable!💜
“ *exuse me kelly- GET OUT OF MY WAY, KELLY!* ”
Kelly: **Falls**
**Brandon almost crushing Kelly**
Lol
0:01 Me to my friend:
The “can I smell it🥺🥺”
And then just “noooo why would you want to smell it”
I died laughing
Brandon: *falls*
Autumn: *demonic screaming*
Timestamp p
My name is autumn
"What happens when we use it inside?"
"Well let's find out"
Proceeds to jump on pogo stick nearly killing child and kelly
Lmaoooo
I saw this comment when you first made it and I’m still laughing to this day
@@brittanywright7529 glad I made someone laugh like that🤣
He almost killed me!
yeah i know right