Etekcity Infrared Thermometer: Precision for Things, Not People

Found on Amazon: amzn.to/3StR5Ix Not for Human - Really: Sorry folks, but this nifty gadget won't help you figure out if your date has a fever. It's strictly for inanimate objects. No, seriously, it's class 2 laser stuff, not to be trifled with on your skin.
Ergonomic Brilliance (or just a handle): The handle is like that friend who seamlessly fits into any conversation-except it's in your hand. Made of ABS plastic, because apparently, even thermometers need good hygiene. Who knew?
Built for Accuracy (Not Mind-Reading): No crystal ball here, just point and shoot. It measures temperatures from -58°F to 716°F. That's right, we went all the way to the extremes, just in case you're measuring the chill of intergalactic space or the heat of your grandma's famous chili.
Conveniently Short Attention Span-Friendly: Backlit LCD screen for those late-night temperature checks, and it shuts off in 15 seconds because, let's face it, you've got better things to do. It even warns you when its battery is low, so you're not left in the dark (literally).
Versatile (Not Just for Spy Stuff): It's not just for impressing your friends with your super-secret agent moves. Measure boiling pizza ovens, freezing ice cream, and everything in between. It's like having a Swiss Army Thermometer.