NOC #59: It's So Joever, Disney CRINGE, More ReelShort!

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  • @AnimaVox_
    @AnimaVox_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    Joe reminds of Fidel Castro's last major public appearances: He'd fall asleep (or pass out, Idk) on his podium, would randomly trip and fall, and struggle to string together a coherent sentence.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    "Papa said women don't belong in Mafia business!" Oh no, we're going to get a girl power message! You too, can rise through the ranks of organised crime and rule your own drug smuggling empire! Aspirations!

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Echo moment

  • @tottallyok
    @tottallyok 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    “Swing upon main” is meant as a parody of the “Meet upon main” which is a real dating app for Disney adults.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    3:23:18 "It's almost offputting how much better he is than everybody else" -JLongbone. that sounds like a review quote pulled for a VHS cover, lol.

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly
    @chazzitz-wh4ly 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    On the feet washing: if I recall, Jesus washed the feet of his disciples, those who followed him and whom he loved.
    On the woman SWAT team: it’s more embarrassing than anything watching them. It’s not empowering, it’s demeaning to watch them suck.

    • @haleylogsdon8791
      @haleylogsdon8791 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah it’s to show that he was a servant to those that followed him and took care of them that’s why King David always proclaimed himself a servant and not a king

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The one who looks like Mark Walberg is actually a pretty good actor, he deserves better than this film

  • @spiderversestyle
    @spiderversestyle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Am I the only one who didn't understand wtf Joe and the other guy, and his sons said?? like talk clearly! holy shit..

  • @ab-gail
    @ab-gail 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2:50:50 LOL “Y’all gon starve!”

    • @elysemeyers1256
      @elysemeyers1256 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That had me ROLLING

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Thats fire, like-"
    I mean... that's an interesting word to describe eating with Joe Biden.
    If only one kid looks like the father, that's modern asf.

  • @Mister-Six
    @Mister-Six 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    JLongs pauses a video to admire some worker's cake!
    Never change, J.

  • @hopelessedgelord
    @hopelessedgelord 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Where's the mom? For the black family, did she vote for trump or something, so they hid her in a cuboard or something.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You see, this could be done well, to show how normalised this is for her. "He seems like a good man" because he's faithful to her and buys her stuff. Like, for a lot of mafia wives, that probably *is* the definition they use of a good man. But it's not handled like that, it's used to make him look less unhinged, rather than her look more unhinged.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Also, what does the housekeeper do if not cook? Oh, wait, she must be the mistress, isn't she?

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dusting his mansion. Constantly, probably.

  • @Haterator
    @Haterator 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Cristian ad is referring to the ritual of the pope washing the feet of a prison inmate once a year. And this goes back to Jesus doing it to his disciples. There are famous depicitions of it, like those pictures by Tintoretto. I'm not saying the ad is good or anything, but that's the reason.

  • @jmack8201
    @jmack8201 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Wow, this explains the Percy Jackson show so much now.

  • @cynicalperson161
    @cynicalperson161 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    J being accused of simping is too funny 😂
    Talking about the guy's "caramel eyes" 👁️👁️

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Silvio or whatever the groom's called doesn't even look Italian. He looks like his family has lived in Bedordshire for the past 800 years and he plays cricket for a village called Little Mossbottom or something Edit: omg, 3 minutes later, J calls it out! He starts talking in a British accent, this is so funny

  • @LeviAckerman-cb5ji
    @LeviAckerman-cb5ji 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    17:36 "You're so clean, and we'll spoken...like another Black that I knew one time."

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:48:59 damnn it @Jack Diamond. Coming for my throat like that. That made us laugh SO DAMN HARD

  • @literarylady1125
    @literarylady1125 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cookout is a Southern Chain of fast food. If the Boondocks were still around I would have liked to see them recreate this.

  • @tultsi93
    @tultsi93 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I never hurt you!"
    "How do I believe that?"
    "YOU ARE TEARING APART, LISA!"
    "Why are you so hysterical?!"

  • @ad-sd-vids5332
    @ad-sd-vids5332 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Are the people that made the Disney swinger app skit the same people that made the frozen vaccine songs? Lol

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wait, wait, hold up. What's he babbling about original Sicilian Cosa Nostra? You mean these people claim to be mafiosi? I thought they were just dysfunctional Jersey Italian families. This just gets more and more ridiculous.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why are all these people Italian? The Bluebeard of New Jersey

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Help me, it's the shopping scene! Oh, no!

  • @CMDore
    @CMDore 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hold on.
    This guy is a principal in a major metropolitan area, can afford this nice house and fancy vacations to the Caribbean islands, but needed the American taxpayers to pay off his student loans for him?
    PATHETIC.

  • @indistinctchatter3501
    @indistinctchatter3501 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny how they had to fish the women's guns, batons, and handcuffs out of the water. 1:05:00. What a sh*t show. DEI is comedy gold. 😂

  • @patrickkelmer6290
    @patrickkelmer6290 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Joe Biden video gives me north korean propaganda vibes

  • @ZafiroRiverSpirit
    @ZafiroRiverSpirit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:47 "he's a very special guy". Yeah, like the kid eating paste and licking windows at the back of the short bus kind of special.

  • @SideBurns
    @SideBurns 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    suspicious lack of Bill Clinton on a plane in that ad-I mean

  • @swagman2250
    @swagman2250 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is making me imagine if Biden went to visit Huey & Riley & they kept misbehaving so grandad has to whoop they asses after😅

  • @plantemor
    @plantemor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wait, so his name os Silvio Argento? So essentially his name is Silver Silver? Is this a werewolf hunter family? XD

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Silvio Argento" is the _"Moon Moon"_ of the Mafia.

    • @plantemor
      @plantemor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EthalaRide DUDE 🤣

  • @ab-gail
    @ab-gail 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:24:36 It’s ReelGood time!

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The subtitles are wrong! He calls her deferential and it's subbed as differential, like the maths equations

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't even understand what the foot-washing is meant to advertise

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I think it’s trying to symbolize being like Jesus in the way of being nice and willing to help anyone - however the problem with that ad is
      1: foot washing is a very weird way to advertise that (they should have just done the same thing as those Pass It On commercials. Just show people being nice to each other by being willing to be outwardly thankful to a veteran or showing people laughing and having a good time .)
      And 2: Jesus just didn’t go around washing everyone’s feet. That was only something he did for his disciples who were his closest companions.

    • @AnimaVox_
      @AnimaVox_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      This is a bit of a long explanation, done to the best of my ability:
      Biblically speaking, washing people's feet is an act of humility. The people in the Bible lived in the desert during a time where sandals were the standard footwear. Thus, people's feet would get really dusty from walking around in the sand and dirt all day, and they'd wash them when they'd get home. Upper-class people had servants to do it for them and would never be caught dead doing that for someone else. By washing their feet, Jesus is teaching the disciples to serve others and how: with humility. This is significant because Jesus is also the Son of God, which totally subverts people's expectations because they wanted to see a more extravagant and aristocratic Messiah, not a humble one. Serving is love toward one's neighbor, since love in the Bible isn't a mere feeling, but rather action; plus, it helps bring people closer to God.
      Unfortunately, the ad misses the mark because it's completely removed from the biblical context.

  • @itzfroggi22
    @itzfroggi22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny, While I was doing my freeway training I saw some Standees for the swat challenge (I'm Emirate, yeah I know who cares), I thought only guys would go there but dang... I didn't expect whatever "Girl swat team" clownery to happen.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "We are family above all! In between murdering people we play scrabble because quality time is important!"

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What does he mean "people with my reputation"? They're *all* crooked

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is this soundtrack? It's like they just forget to turn the background music off

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a point of pedantry, I'm fairly sure feet are not universally considered arwah.

  • @cynicalperson161
    @cynicalperson161 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I hope my comment about you being a conspiracy theorist didn't annoy you too much. It was just a bit of banter 😂

  • @NerdilyDone
    @NerdilyDone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:50 Cookout fries are better than they look. But not the best. The food is pretty good. Nothing to write home about.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If you have five attempts on your life every year, you might as well say "oh, screw it, I'm gonna live a little!" and eat the plastic spaghetti

  • @elysemeyers1256
    @elysemeyers1256 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:48:05 that was a killer superchat

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That spaghetti looks plastic.

  • @righteousgreek2161
    @righteousgreek2161 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You need to be on Friday night tights

  • @hope-cat4894
    @hope-cat4894 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:37:12 Yep. It's crazy how a tumblr trend of pronouns in bio now is getting people fired, too. It's fandom culture being used in HR now.
    Edit: Your Jonathan conspiracy has got me thinking... 🤔 They tried to put him in that pink outfit to show some sexual ambiguity, but he may have been too straight for them, and they could have let him go. We know they don't like Chris Pratt for being Christian either.

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why do they address each other as husband and wife? Is that something Italians normally do?

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think Niccola was framed. I think he actually killed them all.

  • @officerbucktuddrussel394
    @officerbucktuddrussel394 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:39:38 So you could elizabeth warren this entire thing?

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh, this takes place in Atlanta? I thought it was Jersey

  • @mooregeorge123
    @mooregeorge123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did he mean penith or Plymouth

  • @adt4025
    @adt4025 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:09:00

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OK, I'm reassessing my previous comment on the husband being the least Italian-looking. That Pietro, or whatever that brother or whatever he is is meant to be called, looks like call centre attendant from Milton Keynes

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is this an advert for a megachurch? I don't get what it's trying to advertise, it just comes across as the writer's f*tish

  • @becky3983
    @becky3983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why tf is he sleeping on the sofa? I know he's got a huge cross round his neck but they're married, that doesn't even come into it