But why? I don't understand? (1) that just sounds like extra steps to eating meat, (2) it doesn't even taste like meat, I know I had a veggie burger once... Was not good (3) it's veggies that just looks like meat? Not trying to start shit just trying to understand eat what ever you want I have no problem with it. Just thought the whole idea of being vegan is not to eat meat?
As an asexual I can say with utmost certainty that I didn’t have a crush on a single character in Pirates of the Caribbean. But damn I wanted to eat the food at the table Elizabeth Swan was feasting at like damn.
Same here 🙋♀️ I wanted to eat the food, but also be best friends with Jack and Elizabeth, for the sole purpose of being able to 1) have cool and nice friends and 2) to learn fencing from them and then having a sword fight on the deck of a ship during a storm with them.
Actual recent thought: "Wait. Does the fact that I took TWO YEARS to pick a set of pronouns for my email and settled on 'she or they' mean something in the same way that I could say I liked boys but would waffle anytime someone tried to apply the label 'straight' to me turned out to mean something? I mean, I've always been fine with the 'woman' label as it currently exists, but I also think way too many things are gendered and sometimes wish we'd never invented the concept of gender in the first place. So...???"
@@PirateQueen1720 sexuality is whatever you feel is right for you. If you feel straight, you are straight, if you feel bi, you’re bi. Don’t let other people tell you what you can and cannot be. If you don’t want to label yourself, you don’t have to.
@@PirateQueen1720 if ur struggling with labels and stuff like that you don't have to find a label for yourself just yet. Or at all. Ppl think they need to have everything set in stone with a name for what they are feeling, and for some ppl that works, but you don't have to if it doesn't work for you, or u just can't find one that works just yet. There is absolutely no pressure to find a label.
I can't even handle how innocent OT is 😂 All the adult-funtime jokes that mean absolutely nothing to him.. He is so adorable and my heart just can't take it 🥰
Thank you for this comment. I often feel too tall even tho I'm not like super tall (I'm 5"7?? Idk it's 174 cm cuz I'm a European). I'm just very insecure in general but especially about my height because I feel it doesn't fit my personality lol. So it's nice to see other people appreciating tall (and fem) girls/afab ppl
I just have to say. I never understood the obsession with boobs. My thought was always, "its just a weird flesh sack that sometimes makes milk. Why is that so fascinating to you guys." And then I found out I was a trans woman. The realization that when i start to transition, i will just, grow boobs, is unendingly fascinating. My girlfriend is a little concerned how much i think about it now.
I remember hearing on OSP that Sapphos poems are mostly incomplete (historians either don’t have her full poems or they don’t have her full collection of works, I’m not sure which it is, probably both). Her poems stopped being distributed for a time due to her writing in her native dialect, which was not understood by many people over the course of time. However, it can be said that because Sappho wrote her poems in her native dialect and put them in a format that was meant to accompany music, Sappho is technically one of the first existing rappers. Have a great day with this knowledge.
As a lesbian who is currently training to be a professional boxer, the idea of not being able to open a jar being the reason for a woman not to date a woman absolutely cracks me up! Ladies, if not being able to have jars opened is a concern of yours, I'm single. 😉😂
@@Schnort mine are free roaming too unless they decide to venture down the walls, especially towards my bed, then they get put in containers designed for slings (baby spiders known as spiderlings or slings for short, mainly when talking about tarantulas) or other small inverts
Then there's me, a married bi-romantic woman who can open jars. I started spinning yarn, weaving, and other textile arts and then suddenly could open jars, even ones my husband can't!
Wire work or chainmaille are also great to increase grip strength (though be prepared for strange looks if you have to shake a lot of hands for work...)
7:18 let me tell you- as a lesbian,when sharing a bed or sleeping space with someone of interest or just another girl in general, the anxiety of this happening is so relatable I feel this comic on a personal level 😭
As a 6'3" lesbian who also felt too tall to wear dresses my whole life, I really resonated with that post! Now if only I could get rid of that constant desire for a woman to be taller than me and look down at me...
I'm asexual, bi oriented, an agender enby, and autistic. Pretty sure 400 years ago the catholics would not have been a fan. Edit: and that baseball proposal was the sweetest thing I've seen in weeks.
im Bisexual, polyromantic, atheist, bothhandend (although i perfer writing and guesturing with the left hand) with asperger-autism and adhd. i wonder who they would hunt down first. you or me :P
@@goldholz OH they'd definitely go after the atheist first. They'd take a minute to decide I was possessed or something because I was so different. Challenge the religious authority and they wouldn't care about the rest.
I heard someone reading Sappho's poetry and they where making it seem like Sappho was straight. I asked if I could read, and I saw that she hadn't changed any of her poetry, she had just reading it differently. I started reading it in the GAYEST way possible, I have no regrets
what i love so much abt one topic is that he’s not gay or anything he’s just a rlly good ally and yet he still does this stuff, i wonder how many ppl he’s made realise that they’re lgbtq or +
@@missnaomi613 I realized I was pan cause during my “ally phase” I only watched his pan and bi videos lol, so same here, congrats on the self discovery!!
I think it's so cool that he's also normalizing it to such an extent that I didn't really feel the need to come out as bi to my loved ones (only my partner, who also didn't think it was a big deal). Like so wholesome that basically it's like yeah ok and? Like that's just who you are but also it doesn't necessarily change anything. Idk I kinda like that for me although I do realize that I'm privileged among lgbt as a cis straight passing woman. Is that part of why bi is erased sometimes and considered half gay or sth?
I've known I'm some type of lgbtq+ most of my life but it wasn't til his videos that I realized I'm a lil bi-romantic ace who might not be completely male :0 lol, he's great, I'm glad there are people like him out there. -A dude named Davvon [It/he/they?]
I was literally yelling at the screen “SWITCH IT SAYS HELLO I AM A SWITCH” OT is too blissfully innocent for this world. Like a kid watching a movie where there’s a hidden “adult joke” and being confused they just parents are laughing
Merry the ho-ho! I know people don’t really care but I’d like to say that my HOMOPHOBIC aunt got me a set of nice metal pride pins (NB, LGBTQ+, Trans) and said that she would try to be better about my identity and that it was time she learned something new- I love you aunt Kara Edit; Thank you to everyone who’s like and left comments! I’m really happy that she’s working towards being better, I feel like a massive weight has been lifted from my chest. I LOVE YOUU ALLLLL! 💙💙💙
Could you explain to me what singeth means? I am a non-english speaking person, and the translations in my language (french) I found are very vage/non existent
@@inbemeanitoumudel9874 A few centuries back, words worked a little differently, so a word like "sings" was "singeth" instead Basically in general, a verb with -eth at the end is just the old-timey version of that same verb with -s at the end I'm not a linguist so I might not be entirely correct, but that's the gist of it
I mean clearly it's not the exact same as a verb with -s at the end, since the sentence was a command, so the speaker wouldn't say "sings to us despacito", it'd be "sing to us despacito" but hopefully you get the idea. It's just the base word but medieval-sounding
3rd option for dealing with spiders: leave them there and have a new spider friend They only become a problem when they jumpscare me… then I take the outside after proudly presenting to my the family the spider I caught with an empty water bottle
What I do with spiders or any other bugs (I am very scared of all bugs) Is I take a flip flop and I go as far away from it as I can and I keep throwing the flip flop at the bug or spider until it is dead.
I literally realised I am no longer comfortable identifying as a female and have now spent the last many months being confused as to what in the fuck I am
I just wated to say, how happy I am to live in a house hold where my mum one day asked , " are you gay" and I said "yeah" and she just went "Niceeeeeee" and walked away with her cup of tea I cannot love my parent any fuckin more
My mom is also nice! She helped me realize I'm Pansexual. (She told me what it meant, and I was like, "That's me!", lol.) And when I came out as a Demi-Girl to her, she accepted me despite not fully understanding what Non-Binary is.
From reading other people's comments about spiders there are six options: 1a. afraid/ disgust 1b. afraid/disgusted and smoosh happy 2. take outside 3. keep as pets 4. feed to pets 5. have a new housemate and chill 6. donate to venom collection sites (hero tier)
To everyone who wants to crack eggs like Howl: my sister can do it. I've seen it with my own eyes. She specifically learned it because it looked cool in the movie. It can be done! I believe in all of you!
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 if your hands are big enough for the eggs, its not too hard. I can do crack eggs one handed too but I usually go for a more diagonal and sometimes dirty opening compared to howls more elegant straight and clean technique. you first of all crack the egg cleanly, so it doesn't leave parts of eggshell, and then, you need to hold the bottom of the egg with your thumb, and the rest of your fingers for the top part. then, using the part where your finger meet the palm as a pivot point, you will spread the eggshel apart gar enough for the egg to flow. really, its the same thing you do when you crack it with both hands, you just need a couple dozen eggs to practice. HAPPY OMELET WEEK.
I came out to my parents as lesbian 9 days ago my fathers reaction was really wholesome and beautiful tbh, he was like: "that's even better, now I don't need to worry that some jerk will break your heart" its just really wholesome and I love him so much and my mom is really supportive so I already knew that its going to end up good with my mom, she was like: "you can date and love whoever you want, its your choice" I love my parents so much that I cant even describe it
Dude the "fake meat" joke at 3:07 SENT ME and the way OT was so confused, was just amazing honestly just OT being wholesomely confused at like 6 of these is so funny
@@borealiscreep7436 It means strap on. a sex toy an afab person can attach to their lower region to engage in the penetrative game without a natural phallus being present.
I do too, except if I want to say something before the conversation moves on. But it would just feel rude not to, what if they have to add something interesting?
One of the things I am most thankful for throughout this whole pandemic is discovering your channel OT.. Thank you for making this last year a little easier to get through... The happiest of Holidays to you and Human1.. And hope you have a fantastic year ahead!!
Closest thing I had to a crush on any Pirates of the Caribbean characters was seeing Barbossa's first mate in Black Pearl and thinking, damn, I wanna have pecs like that. I have since been informed that this is "gender envy".
8:49 - I am sooooooo stealing that! Orright! I've been married twice, neither worked out, I'm sick to death of romance plots being shoved into every tv show and movie and I've come to think I'm probably Grey Ace or Demi... so why did I tear-up so much and get all melty watching that baseball proposal?
1:40 funny story, my teacher was talking about her in class and she said "there is no proof that there was some kind of unhealthy love between her and other women" and then read one of her poems describing how jealous she feels when she sees women liking men and i was like. do you hear yourself.
As someone who watched pirates of the caribbean and had both a gender crisis and a gay awakening i can say that i wanted to have the gender energy of jack sparrow and i wanted elizabeth swann in her pirate king outfit to be my gf.
14:54 When I asked the librarian at my highschool if she had any books on trans people and girl got super excited, pulled out like 10 books from different genres and pointed out her favorites, all excited.
OT is trying to get these sexual references and everyone else is just waiting to see if he’ll eventually understand. Love these videos, they always make my day!! 💜
Sometimes I think he's faking not getting it, but then I see the way he reacts to *slightly* suggestive content he *does* get, and ... it's just so sweet! 💜
"Scared of Spider, Take Spider outside. That's it, there is no third option." Not true, there is the third and final option to be perfectly happy sharing your home with the spider.
Ahahah, the classic bisexual phase ! We've all been there haven't we lol Jokes aside, thanks for being supportive towards her. And for understanding that even though it was indeed a phase, it meant that she was not in fact heterosexual, regardless of how she identified at the time. I know it sounds normal to you if you're that kind of person, but thank you anyway. I've seen way too many similar stories end badly to not be happy when I read stories like yours. Keep being an awesome parent ! Much love.
@@GreyPunkWolf Honestly so many people are bi-curious before discovering their sexuality whether it is straight, ace, lesbian, gay, bi, etc. I think it’s because the identity feels like a nice middle ground for exploration.
10:08 The third option: Leaving spiders where they are because they're your pet, and you just tell people "Oh yeah, that spider there in the corner of my room? Their name is Kyle and they eat the mosquitoes that come and go :)"
I had a meltdown (after apparently masking for years) because of the pandemic and lockdown, thanks to that my parents took me to the psychologist and I got diagnosed with autism. I’m glad that it happened, and wonder if the pandemic never happened, if I’d ever found out.
4:30 yeah... I realized I was Asexual after lockdown started... kinda went down the rabbit hole of questioning my sexuality (or lack thereof I guess :/) and denying it. Then I discovered your channel and saw a bunch of memes that said stuff like "People who are truly straight don't typically have doubts." and "If you think your lying to yourself, then you are." And I had a moment where I paused and said "...oh... OOOOOOOOHHH. That's what that all was." as everything I was questioning or having doubts about suddenly made sense. So thanks OT, you're videos really helped.
2:10 I actually have a pirate gf. She has a boat and dresses like a pirate. To top it all off she also has a injury that makes her limp (short term and will go away) I Iove her so much. Anyway, have a great day y'xll! Keep doing what you're doing, you're awesome❤!
Third option to scared of spider vs taking spider outside: naming the spider and greeting it every day like your new roommate! (Fun fact: cobweb spiders have evolved to live exclusively in human habitation and will die if put outside. They have very poor eyesight and use their longest front legs like antennae. If one is walking towards you and you want it to not, just give one of those legs a light boop with your finger, they hate being touched and will run away in the opposite direction.)
"If you're not someone the church would have executed 400 years ago, are you really living?" I mean, as an asexual redheaded Jewish bookworm, I'm quadruple the power. Yay!
It's not even Christmas but it warmed my heart to hear OT say "with family - or whatever you want to do, maybe play videogames" because so many people have tried to guilt me for not enjoying Christmas with family or friends and just wanting to be on my own for it
Im part of the lgbtq+ and your videos help me feel better about being bi and non-binary thank you so much for helping me these helps me get through depression and anxiety
That is awesome. I only recently found this channel, but I definitely feel great about being Ace and fluid watching these videos as well. It's great that we can find communities like this.
2:00 the gal meant she's a switch. As in adult Funtime positions 3:30 is for adult Funtime equipment when one lacks one and literal fake meat that didn't require the death of an animal to make.
The jar one made me laugh so hard, as my mom told me the same thing. She was also concerned about who should fix stuff at home, I just loved how she was thinking "Because that is was men is for". In the meantime my dad teached me from a young age how to put a new floor on, paint rooms perfectly, change windows, etc. And than was suprised when I said "Who need men right?", and met my wife.
3:28 "meat" is a slang term for something useful for adult fun time that doesn't exist organically in many lesbian relationships, due to both participants being cis
As someone who works retail in a small US town and never actually experienced the pandemic as strongly as others did, since my (grocery) store never closed.. I didn't realize so many people were discovering themselves while at home. Most of the people I know who didn't have to work were sat on the couch with netflix and beer the whole time and/or busy neglecting/ruining their kids home-education. (I don't know any good people who didn't have to work all pandemic) So it feels weird to think about people actually doing something good with their time, discovering who they are and what they like and don't like. I've been realizing a lot about myself during 2022, because I've been finding the content creators who I understand and relate to, or relate to their content and it's opened my eyes to so so much. Especially being open about lgbtq+ issues, because I've learned a lot and realized I'd had a lot of outdated and sometimes very insensitive ideas on things just because I didn't understand them. Now that I see the problem, I'm doing my best to fix that within myself and the people around me (who gave me the ideas to begin with, whether out of ignorance or malice)
@@stuffy.2246 tbh, its impossible to know with certainty if he really was, sometimes he genuinely doesnt know and acts the same as when he does and makes jokes about it (my guess is he genuinely didnt know)
Happy Holidays everyone! Warmest winter wishes to you and yours! Hope your celebrations are with people who are as accepting and awesome as OT and Human1
it is partially thanks to quarantine that I realized I was pan-romantic and gender apathetic (though I say pan-gender (He/She/They)), more accurately, I always knew I was pan and ace, I just didn't know the terms, I just knew that that's how I am.
This Christmas was a bit rough (my entire extended family is not supportive and I am very closeted) and this was a great way to brighten my day just before bed. Thank you, OT, from the bottom of my heart
Ik this vid was made like a year ago, but my fave thing about One T’s videos is when he reads a dirty meme and doesn’t get it at first then I watch in joy as he slowly gets it 😂❤ love u One T!
What about the third option of handling spiders: just ignore them and pretend they aren't there because it's totally not too scary to try and scoop them up and usher them outside.
When I first came out to my friends in school, one of them stopped and went into their school bag, made everyone else stop talking too, spent like 30 seconds going through their bad in silence, then pulled out a pocket bible and slapped me across the face with it, asked if I was still pan, and when I said yes they just went "did all I could do, go be gay ig" And the church would definitely have killed me 400 years ago, I'm left handed, either aro ace or pan ace, trans, atheist, a scientist, and Autism spectrum. The church would be actively hunting me down after hearing myths about my existence
@@wallfishz I can use both hands, I'm also aroace (though I could get away if I became a priest/nun), trans, mixed race, and not Christian lmao We are both kinda like Joan de arcs lmao
Soooooo about the whole pet names thing, I have this friend who often calls me Princess in an affectionate manner. I’ve liked her for a while, I would probably say since we first met. She’s also called me babe, love, and sweetheart for months, and told me she calls me pet names intentionally. She was even respectful enough to ask if I was okay with them, which I said yes to, obviously. See,,, the thing is,,, I can’t tell if she’s flirting or not? I’m too scared to ask and I am also very oblivious so it genuinely confuses me.
Does she know you're gay? Do you know if she's gay? If she's calling you pet names, that's being flirty. Friends can flirt with each other too, so the only course of action is to just straight up ask. There's a psychiatrist I watch where when he met his wife, he thought he was just showing her around town and she thought they were dating. You might be in a situation where your friend is trying to pick you up or even thinks you're basically already in a relationship. If this is a source of stress for you, the longer you wait the more stress it causes you.
^She absolutely knows I am queer, but she isn’t sure of what her sexuality is. I want to wait for her to make the first move because I don’t want to mess things up.
@@ameliasellers6396 I know things are more difficult to do than they are to say, but while it can be good to wait for people to sort out their issues, it's also true that waiting around can mean missing an opportunity. I'd say you should definitely try for it. And who knows? Maybe you'll help her understand herself along the way.
7:05 my friend had a similar incident at school where they got so distracted by the cheerleaders practicing that they completely forgot they had been in the middle of a conversation
“Hello, I am a Switch” is the term you were looking for if you honestly didn’t know… :P took me a while too. The fake meat one is revering to man part shaped toys. :P I’m pretty sure he knows all this but just in case someone didn’t get them and wants to… lol
OT I cannot express enough how much your channel has given me hope and courage. In just a few days, I've learned SO MUCH about myself after years of being in denial about my gender identity. So many things covered on your channel are incredibly affirming and inspiring. And now, I've finally mustered the courage to come out to some of my friends as genderfluid. I bought myself a chest binder. And the experience of putting it on was life-changing. I'm very comfortable in my femininity yet often fantasized about being other genders. But I just... denied everything and tried too hard to be feminine. I REALLY wish I had found this knowledge covered in your videos at my disposal sooner. But, now is a good time as any to finally be comfortable in my own skin! Thank you for this amazing content and the support for the LGBT+ community! Cheers and Happy Holidays!
@@wallfishz Don't worry, if I counted right there are like 78 million asexuals in the world so the possibility of you running into one should be rather high😅
@@wallfishz put a rubber band around the lid before you open it, it was my dad’s trick! Using it doesn’t make you any less macho! :} BECOME STRONG MAN AND GO OPEN JARS!!!
OK I had no clue who this woman was I kept hearing her being referenced I was legit about to look her up after this video but thank you for finally explaining her I will go look up her poems
Btw she's also the reason the word lesbian means what it means since she was famous for being one and lived on the ancient Greek island of Lesbos. Look up OSP's video about Sappho if you wanna know more
everytime I finish an OT video, I think to myself how bless we all are that OT exists, at least for me, dealing with Covid would have been a lot hard if not for OT's cheery aditude, big smile, and infectious laugh, thanks OT, for being the awesome person you are. ❤
Merry the ho-ho! ✨🎄💕
I hear your new video is dropping today and there’s a secret link at the end of this one 👀
I have also seen your new secret video that drops today 👀
hi
You guys are the cutest
Merry the ho-ho!!!!
"DAVE?!?! HOLDING A FISH?" has the same energy as "A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!!?"
I just laughed SO HARD
omg 😂😂😂😂
@@alost4076 AAAAAAAAA OH NO! THE SECRET GOT OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"A man?"
*holds up fish*
"Gasp" A Dave"
@@alost4076 It all makes sense now 😮
No more people asking people "who's the man in this relationship" everyone now has to ask "who takes the spiders outside"
I'm straight woman and in my relationships it always have been me who takes spiders and other bugs outside 😄
Neither we burning the house down
Imagine ur both scared of it, so you have to like carefully, while wearing a hazmat suit, both take it outside
I'm taking the spider out
But if it's a cricket I'm dipping it in chocolate and eating it it amazing
Neither you must eat the spiders to gain their strength and power of fear over humans
I love how ot acts so innocent on things he is well aware of, he nails it
"Fake meat" obviously is because all lesbians are vegen
And when he was trying to understand the the “Hello I am a (Switch)” meme
@@ax0ltl881 I assumed it was "power switch". XD Like power bottom, but a switch?
Not me....oh wait NVM I'm Bi...carry on 😁
@@amehayami934 then you are the meat eating vegetarian we've heard about
But why? I don't understand?
(1) that just sounds like extra steps to eating meat,
(2) it doesn't even taste like meat, I know I had a veggie burger once... Was not good
(3) it's veggies that just looks like meat?
Not trying to start shit just trying to understand eat what ever you want I have no problem with it. Just thought the whole idea of being vegan is not to eat meat?
"Tiffany you useless lesbian!!!"
This made me laugh so hard I snorted and woke my cat. She was unamused and glared at me. Thank you.
I spilled tea on my computer because of Tiffany
6:53 :3
This entire video is just OT being confused by sexual references and it is great.
He got one of them, he’s getting there.
The himbo energy just hits
An enchanted bedroom? Delivery?
I'm convinced he's playing coy.
Ik, im just like, should I - should we? Explain? Oh dear lol
As an asexual I can say with utmost certainty that I didn’t have a crush on a single character in Pirates of the Caribbean. But damn I wanted to eat the food at the table Elizabeth Swan was feasting at like damn.
Same here 🙋♀️
I wanted to eat the food, but also be best friends with Jack and Elizabeth, for the sole purpose of being able to 1) have cool and nice friends and 2) to learn fencing from them and then having a sword fight on the deck of a ship during a storm with them.
Samesies!
@@ivermory3283 omg yessss same lol can’t believe I didn’t mention that too haha 😆
As a fellow ace I never had a crush on any fictional charterers but I would like to play a game of cards with a few.
It took me wayy too long to figure out that my crush on Will and Elizabeth was just identifying with their average-joe to badass character arcs.
“I already realized I’m gay what now”
Welcome to questioning your gender at 3am with your local non-binary
Actual recent thought: "Wait. Does the fact that I took TWO YEARS to pick a set of pronouns for my email and settled on 'she or they' mean something in the same way that I could say I liked boys but would waffle anytime someone tried to apply the label 'straight' to me turned out to mean something? I mean, I've always been fine with the 'woman' label as it currently exists, but I also think way too many things are gendered and sometimes wish we'd never invented the concept of gender in the first place. So...???"
@@PirateQueen1720 sexuality is whatever you feel is right for you. If you feel straight, you are straight, if you feel bi, you’re bi. Don’t let other people tell you what you can and cannot be. If you don’t want to label yourself, you don’t have to.
@@PirateQueen1720 if ur struggling with labels and stuff like that you don't have to find a label for yourself just yet. Or at all. Ppl think they need to have everything set in stone with a name for what they are feeling, and for some ppl that works, but you don't have to if it doesn't work for you, or u just can't find one that works just yet. There is absolutely no pressure to find a label.
@@PirateQueen1720 So you're Gender Non Conforming.
learn quantum mechanicks
I can't even handle how innocent OT is 😂 All the adult-funtime jokes that mean absolutely nothing to him.. He is so adorable and my heart just can't take it 🥰
OT: those pet names are so weird!
Also OT: *calls his girlfriend 'Human One'*
LOL
@@OneTopic omg sempai noticed me
@@Midoriya-Izuku. 日本語を話せます。インターネットで、「先輩」がミームのために使われます。これを変にしないでください。
@@petrelli231 宜なるかな。アメリカ人は「先輩」のミームついて変ですね。
@@Midoriya-Izuku. ur the one making it weird by assuming op meant it as weird. Ur the one associating it with something weird.
I will never understand people who call women "too tall".... My 5"0 heart skips a beat when I see a tall queen
I don't get it either.
Oh yeah 🥵🤷🏽my I'm 5'4 and I wouldn't mind a tall lady 😁😏more the opposite
They’re just SOFLIPPINGHOTIDKWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA
tall woman scooping you up off your feet and carrying you like a princess though... *sighs* yes please...
Thank you for this comment. I often feel too tall even tho I'm not like super tall (I'm 5"7?? Idk it's 174 cm cuz I'm a European). I'm just very insecure in general but especially about my height because I feel it doesn't fit my personality lol. So it's nice to see other people appreciating tall (and fem) girls/afab ppl
Fun fact: You can open jars by breaking their seal with a knife. No man needed.
Running them under hot water works too
Can't you also just break them?
My older brother always gets me to open jars, always break the seal with a knife. It impresses him soo much 😂
Rubber band helps with grip, as well
Spoons work too in case you're like me and petrified of the knife slipping
I just have to say.
I never understood the obsession with boobs.
My thought was always, "its just a weird flesh sack that sometimes makes milk. Why is that so fascinating to you guys."
And then I found out I was a trans woman.
The realization that when i start to transition, i will just, grow boobs, is unendingly fascinating. My girlfriend is a little concerned how much i think about it now.
I think it would be neat if I could collect them all
Everytime OT didn't get a "eating out" joke I was just laughing and saying "OT noooooooooo"
Omg it’s Raine
Same! He said at one point he fake not knowing some of the dirtier jokes but if this is true then... wow OT is an ✨actor✨
Is that a Raine Whispers pfp?! They're so adorable!!
Where did you find your pfp. I love Raine but I need to see the full pic please!!!!!!
I remember hearing on OSP that Sapphos poems are mostly incomplete (historians either don’t have her full poems or they don’t have her full collection of works, I’m not sure which it is, probably both). Her poems stopped being distributed for a time due to her writing in her native dialect, which was not understood by many people over the course of time.
However, it can be said that because Sappho wrote her poems in her native dialect and put them in a format that was meant to accompany music, Sappho is technically one of the first existing rappers.
Have a great day with this knowledge.
Thank you Avatar-dating lady. My life is complete now ^^
I love OSP. Maybe if we yell at them enough, One Topic can go on their podcast
@@benrickinmarks3639 yes!!!! that would absolutely amazing!
Next Pride month OT in OSP?
So the first rapper was a lesbian? Cool!
If I needed any more confirmation of OT's dad energy, him saying "merry the ho ho" just like my actual dad was it.
That's so cute.
As a lesbian who is currently training to be a professional boxer, the idea of not being able to open a jar being the reason for a woman not to date a woman absolutely cracks me up! Ladies, if not being able to have jars opened is a concern of yours, I'm single. 😉😂
you can also trow the jar against the ground iin frustration
@@turbofrog1254true
Him: has no idea what he is talking about when he said “fake meat”
Literally everyone: ok who’s gonna tell him
ikr
I vote you to tell ot
@@normaldudegacha5524 no you
"I'm gonna tell him."
"Don't you dare!"
I’m not telling him
OT: "There is no third option!"
My Bf: "I caught another one, free feed for my lizards!"
Fourth option: keep it as a pet and feed it flies and crickets
@@Lilith-Rose yes. I just let them wander my house (unless I deem it spooky or dangerous). All of them are called Greg.
@@Schnort mine are free roaming too unless they decide to venture down the walls, especially towards my bed, then they get put in containers designed for slings (baby spiders known as spiderlings or slings for short, mainly when talking about tarantulas) or other small inverts
@@Lilith-Rose please continue to bless me with spider knowledge, oh great one
Spreading love to everybody else here calling spiders housemates xxx
Then there's me, a married bi-romantic woman who can open jars. I started spinning yarn, weaving, and other textile arts and then suddenly could open jars, even ones my husband can't!
Dexterity > Strength
Wire work or chainmaille are also great to increase grip strength (though be prepared for strange looks if you have to shake a lot of hands for work...)
I misread spinning yarn as spinning yam
Oh wow!!! Im so glad to see another biromantic person!!! Youve actually made my day! I was thinking I was the only one for a bit :')
@@Pancakemoth67 nope there's at least 3 of us lol
7:18 let me tell you- as a lesbian,when sharing a bed or sleeping space with someone of interest or just another girl in general, the anxiety of this happening is so relatable I feel this comic on a personal level 😭
I don’t know if OT gets dirty jokes or he’s using his innocence to his advantage lmao
8:05 "kitty necklace" lol
My favourite was when he says off switch.
No, OT, it's power bottom
@@foczysmalec7374 really? I just thought it was switch but that works too. Fake meat, lol
Both?
Half of both?
???
@@teatalks3426 It SWITCHES between them!
As a 6'3" lesbian who also felt too tall to wear dresses my whole life, I really resonated with that post!
Now if only I could get rid of that constant desire for a woman to be taller than me and look down at me...
6.3 here aswell. Veryyy relatable.
I just want someone who is taller than me to cuddle with. All of my girlfriends have been shorter than me, and they didn’t enjoy being big spoon.
*Seven. Foot. Girlfriend.*
@@elieli2893 please? Where is she? Where are you beautiful amazon gf?
I feel too tall sometimes at 5'10. Life is weird (and Canadian girls are short ack)
I'm asexual, bi oriented, an agender enby, and autistic. Pretty sure 400 years ago the catholics would not have been a fan.
Edit: and that baseball proposal was the sweetest thing I've seen in weeks.
Same
Same but I have ADHD not Autism and identify as Trigender
im Bisexual, polyromantic, atheist, bothhandend (although i perfer writing and guesturing with the left hand) with asperger-autism and adhd. i wonder who they would hunt down first. you or me :P
@@goldholz OH they'd definitely go after the atheist first. They'd take a minute to decide I was possessed or something because I was so different. Challenge the religious authority and they wouldn't care about the rest.
@@Toni-lo9ms ye you are right. Hahaha randomly forgot that the biggest religiouse war happend in the 17th century
I heard someone reading Sappho's poetry and they where making it seem like Sappho was straight. I asked if I could read, and I saw that she hadn't changed any of her poetry, she had just reading it differently. I started reading it in the GAYEST way possible, I have no regrets
As one of the many people who realized that were Not Straight during lockdown, my heart goes out to the others. May everyone figure themselves out.
🕺
@@everyonegetselfears1444 same
Thank you
Thank you ❤️
I made it through lockdown as "straight" and was a couple of months into uni when I realised 'oh, shit, women-'
what i love so much abt one topic is that he’s not gay or anything he’s just a rlly good ally and yet he still does this stuff, i wonder how many ppl he’s made realise that they’re lgbtq or +
Well, I realized that I'm bi here in the comments section of one of his videos, just last year. Oh, should I mention that I'm 50?
@@missnaomi613 I realized I was pan cause during my “ally phase” I only watched his pan and bi videos lol, so same here, congrats on the self discovery!!
@@Papoompala and mazal tov to you!
I think it's so cool that he's also normalizing it to such an extent that I didn't really feel the need to come out as bi to my loved ones (only my partner, who also didn't think it was a big deal). Like so wholesome that basically it's like yeah ok and? Like that's just who you are but also it doesn't necessarily change anything. Idk I kinda like that for me although I do realize that I'm privileged among lgbt as a cis straight passing woman. Is that part of why bi is erased sometimes and considered half gay or sth?
I've known I'm some type of lgbtq+ most of my life but it wasn't til his videos that I realized I'm a lil bi-romantic ace who might not be completely male :0 lol, he's great, I'm glad there are people like him out there.
-A dude named Davvon [It/he/they?]
2:05
"Hello, nice to meet you, I am a SWITCH."
Oh, you right, I thought of something completely different tbh but that makes more sense
I don't know why I didn't realize that, I was thinking "Power bottom? Weird way to say that though."
Yes
I love it when OT doesn’t get the innuendos. It’s so funny. He’s just *off switch*
I was literally yelling at the screen “SWITCH IT SAYS HELLO I AM A SWITCH”
OT is too blissfully innocent for this world. Like a kid watching a movie where there’s a hidden “adult joke” and being confused they just parents are laughing
"SWITCH, IT'S A SWITCH!"
I spent too long looking for this explanation
@@placeholdername-1 lol
i was very divided between switch or power botttom, but i think the button uis a switch just like me
Merry the ho-ho! I know people don’t really care but I’d like to say that my HOMOPHOBIC aunt got me a set of nice metal pride pins (NB, LGBTQ+, Trans) and said that she would try to be better about my identity and that it was time she learned something new- I love you aunt Kara
Edit; Thank you to everyone who’s like and left comments! I’m really happy that she’s working towards being better, I feel like a massive weight has been lifted from my chest. I LOVE YOUU ALLLLL! 💙💙💙
That's wonderful!!
HECK YEAH! Congratulations to both of you
That's amazing! I'm so happy for you!
Aww! See, people can change!
This made me feel all warm inside. Yay, for growing and learning.
We NEED to never let him learn what the words he doesn’t know mean
Agreed
Could you explain to me what singeth means? I am a non-english speaking person, and the translations in my language (french) I found are very vage/non existent
@@inbemeanitoumudel9874 A few centuries back, words worked a little differently, so a word like "sings" was "singeth" instead
Basically in general, a verb with -eth at the end is just the old-timey version of that same verb with -s at the end
I'm not a linguist so I might not be entirely correct, but that's the gist of it
I mean clearly it's not the exact same as a verb with -s at the end, since the sentence was a command, so the speaker wouldn't say "sings to us despacito", it'd be "sing to us despacito" but hopefully you get the idea. It's just the base word but medieval-sounding
3rd option for dealing with spiders: leave them there and have a new spider friend
They only become a problem when they jumpscare me… then I take the outside after proudly presenting to my the family the spider I caught with an empty water bottle
What I do with spiders or any other bugs (I am very scared of all bugs) Is I take a flip flop and I go as far away from it as I can and I keep throwing the flip flop at the bug or spider until it is dead.
Looking at lesbian memes on a christmas morning, this is heaven...
It sure is
Lmao
I literally realised I am no longer comfortable identifying as a female and have now spent the last many months being confused as to what in the fuck I am
you are you
Mood
It'll come to you. It takes time. In the meantime, do things you enjoy ❤️
You are an entity….
No……
Better yet……
A g o d
You are.... Amazing
I just wated to say, how happy I am to live in a house hold where my mum one day asked , " are you gay" and I said "yeah" and she just went "Niceeeeeee" and walked away with her cup of tea
I cannot love my parent any fuckin more
Your mom seems like an awesome person
That is an awesome mom you got there!
She just walked away with the tea lol
(This is a legitimate lol, I am dying)
i have a lot of favorite coming out stories but this is probably my ABSOLUTE favorite
My mom is also nice! She helped me realize I'm Pansexual. (She told me what it meant, and I was like, "That's me!", lol.) And when I came out as a Demi-Girl to her, she accepted me despite not fully understanding what Non-Binary is.
If I ever have kids, I what that to be my response
The fact that he didn't understand the switch joke tho 😭 too wholesome
From reading other people's comments about spiders there are six options:
1a. afraid/ disgust
1b. afraid/disgusted and smoosh happy
2. take outside
3. keep as pets
4. feed to pets
5. have a new housemate and chill
6. donate to venom collection sites (hero tier)
I usually smash a spider with a shoe so one more option to the list :p
@@adalunar1550 is that due to fear or revenge? Trying to figure out if that is 1b or if you're the green goblin.🤔
As someone who falls under number one, I have too many friends who are number 5
@@discordiadingle3203 as someone who falls under number 5, I have too many friends that fall under number 1..
@@leiliabug5240 😂Fair enough
To everyone who wants to crack eggs like Howl: my sister can do it. I've seen it with my own eyes. She specifically learned it because it looked cool in the movie. It can be done! I believe in all of you!
Yeah, but I don’t have a fire demon to feed the shells to once I’ve cracked them. And that sucks.
@@SkylerDK You're making me really tempted to paint Calcifer on my compost bin :D he'd be so presentable ✨✨
@@melialaa You should. It would be soooooo cool!
Could..could your sister teach me??
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 if your hands are big enough for the eggs, its not too hard. I can do crack eggs one handed too but I usually go for a more diagonal and sometimes dirty opening compared to howls more elegant straight and clean technique. you first of all crack the egg cleanly, so it doesn't leave parts of eggshell, and then, you need to hold the bottom of the egg with your thumb, and the rest of your fingers for the top part. then, using the part where your finger meet the palm as a pivot point, you will spread the eggshel apart gar enough for the egg to flow. really, its the same thing you do when you crack it with both hands, you just need a couple dozen eggs to practice. HAPPY OMELET WEEK.
I came out to my parents as lesbian 9 days ago
my fathers reaction was really wholesome and beautiful tbh, he was like: "that's even better, now I don't need to worry that some jerk will break your heart" its just really wholesome and I love him so much
and my mom is really supportive so I already knew that its going to end up good with my mom, she was like: "you can date and love whoever you want, its your choice"
I love my parents so much that I cant even describe it
Yay 😁
We stan supportive parents.
your parents seem nice
Did you'r dad Ask if you'r gf knew ?
@@Tierah well at least they didn't disown you 😅😅pretty cold for being supportive though haha
2:49 is hilarious to me because when me and my gf were dating but not publicly we always used to refer to our relationship as "the nandos incident"
Dude the "fake meat" joke at 3:07 SENT ME
and the way OT was so confused, was just amazing
honestly just OT being wholesomely confused at like 6 of these is so funny
he is so pure..
Can you explain please?. I don't get it either
@@borealiscreep7436 It means strap on. a sex toy an afab person can attach to their lower region to engage in the penetrative game without a natural phallus being present.
@@kariissmol9172 I was gonna go with a more litteral explanation but this scientific one works to
@@eclipsedcos I would be more literal if someone stands before me and I know their age. this person could be everything from nine to ninety.
I love the amount of sex jokes that go right over OT's head. He's unaware!
I love how OT does not understand or pretends not to understand lewd jokes. Wholesome boi.
Golden Retriever energy
I feel like dave is the kinda guy to respect peoples sexuality and just be a wholesome friend
I’m not a lesbian and I feel called out by the stop typing when seeing someone else type thing.
To be fair, being a bottom is not restricted to lesbians.
And also I'm right there with ya
@@Sander0320 Finally, a relatable point!
I do too, except if I want to say something before the conversation moves on. But it would just feel rude not to, what if they have to add something interesting?
I do it sometimes and other times I'll keep typing while I wait for the other person to stop. Guess I'm a switch...? ^^;
I only do it cus I worry if I interrupt them they'll forget what they were gonna say
One of the things I am most thankful for throughout this whole pandemic is discovering your channel OT.. Thank you for making this last year a little easier to get through... The happiest of Holidays to you and Human1.. And hope you have a fantastic year ahead!!
same for me
Ayyy Same here
Yess same!
This is me too!!!
Closest thing I had to a crush on any Pirates of the Caribbean characters was seeing Barbossa's first mate in Black Pearl and thinking, damn, I wanna have pecs like that. I have since been informed that this is "gender envy".
8:49 - I am sooooooo stealing that!
Orright! I've been married twice, neither worked out, I'm sick to death of romance plots being shoved into every tv show and movie and I've come to think I'm probably Grey Ace or Demi... so why did I tear-up so much and get all melty watching that baseball proposal?
1:40
funny story, my teacher was talking about her in class and she said "there is no proof that there was some kind of unhealthy love between her and other women" and then read one of her poems describing how jealous she feels when she sees women liking men and i was like. do you hear yourself.
Yeah, that level of p i n i n g can't be healthy.
I agree, there's no proof of unhealthy love between her and other women, just a deep respectual love :p
As someone who watched pirates of the caribbean and had both a gender crisis and a gay awakening i can say that i wanted to have the gender energy of jack sparrow and i wanted elizabeth swann in her pirate king outfit to be my gf.
Relatable
Oh good, I'm not the only one
The minute I saw JS, I understood being NB as a concept
YUP
7:59 i love how he's completely oblivious to all the dirty jokes but when he finally gets one he looks like this.
0:38 your're "hi friends" was so adorable.
I think the best part of my day is just hearing OT say “you wanna hear a joke” followed by uncontrollable giggling.
14:54 When I asked the librarian at my highschool if she had any books on trans people and girl got super excited, pulled out like 10 books from different genres and pointed out her favorites, all excited.
OT is trying to get these sexual references and everyone else is just waiting to see if he’ll eventually understand. Love these videos, they always make my day!! 💜
Yea for example the switch thing
Sometimes I think he's faking not getting it, but then I see the way he reacts to *slightly* suggestive content he *does* get, and ... it's just so sweet! 💜
yes but the switch thing was kinda frustrating to watch 😂😂 like it seemed so obvious
Honestly, for the post at 12:00, same energy, so good for her, glad she could find someone great
"Scared of Spider, Take Spider outside. That's it, there is no third option."
Not true, there is the third and final option to be perfectly happy sharing your home with the spider.
A spider started freeloading in my carport and weaving it's web too far down
That's basically my house, lol. I live in Florida so bugs are just a fact of life by now
@@PKMNResearcherSkyler I had to toss a wooden block into the web to scare it off, damn freeloaders
@@Relichunters01 they're actually pretty useful in keeping the population of less desirable bugs down, so I'm cool with them
@@PKMNResearcherSkyler the spider didn't even do that
When my daughter came out as bi, some people said it was just a phase. Turns out they were right. She’s since come out as lesbian!
Aww that’s so amazing... I bet that was unexpected 😂
This is literally the best.
Ahahah, the classic bisexual phase ! We've all been there haven't we lol
Jokes aside, thanks for being supportive towards her. And for understanding that even though it was indeed a phase, it meant that she was not in fact heterosexual, regardless of how she identified at the time.
I know it sounds normal to you if you're that kind of person, but thank you anyway. I've seen way too many similar stories end badly to not be happy when I read stories like yours.
Keep being an awesome parent ! Much love.
@@GreyPunkWolf Honestly so many people are bi-curious before discovering their sexuality whether it is straight, ace, lesbian, gay, bi, etc. I think it’s because the identity feels like a nice middle ground for exploration.
Do you care to adopt me?
(Sung to the tune of do you mind if I steal a kid sir)
10:08
The third option: Leaving spiders where they are because they're your pet, and you just tell people "Oh yeah, that spider there in the corner of my room? Their name is Kyle and they eat the mosquitoes that come and go :)"
*THIS.* This is the correct option unless someone have arachnophobia or if the spider is outright deadly. Let Kyle live his life
OT, there is a third spider option. You name the spider and talk to it until either you or the spider go away.
3:09
That caught me off guard. You can't just give me a heart attack and laughing fit out of nowhere.
What depresses me is the fact that he doesn't even get the joke😭
@@FreyMayBeHere COMPLETELY OVER THE HEAD
@@khadijasenghor286 YEP
SOMEONE EXPLAIN
@@sketchbook_worm As in, lesbians don't want "meat," as in, a dick.
I had a meltdown (after apparently masking for years) because of the pandemic and lockdown, thanks to that my parents took me to the psychologist and I got diagnosed with autism. I’m glad that it happened, and wonder if the pandemic never happened, if I’d ever found out.
Masking is so tiring and stress full 😢( autism/ ADHD and turners syndrome)
Congratulations? Idk what to say,sorry
Fellow autistic here, nice to meet you and sorry you had to go through all that.
@@toxicjay8562 it really is, and it's just gonna end up being harmful
@@cheypie2373 thank u :)
4:30 yeah... I realized I was Asexual after lockdown started... kinda went down the rabbit hole of questioning my sexuality (or lack thereof I guess :/) and denying it. Then I discovered your channel and saw a bunch of memes that said stuff like "People who are truly straight don't typically have doubts." and "If you think your lying to yourself, then you are." And I had a moment where I paused and said "...oh... OOOOOOOOHHH. That's what that all was." as everything I was questioning or having doubts about suddenly made sense. So thanks OT, you're videos really helped.
Next lock down will probably be your gender being questioned.
I think you confused asexual with aromantic
@@Human00002 how?
@@Emerald__Ace like are they talking about romantic atraction or sexual? Because if they're talking about romantic then i think they meant aro
@@Human00002 but they never specified if they were talking about sexual or romantic attraction so why did you question what they claimed.
2:10
I actually have a pirate gf.
She has a boat and dresses like a pirate.
To top it all off she also has a injury that makes her limp (short term and will go away)
I Iove her so much.
Anyway, have a great day y'xll! Keep doing what you're doing, you're awesome❤!
My cousin came out to me on Christmas as pan & trans! Im honestly so proud of themmm!!!!
Third option to scared of spider vs taking spider outside: naming the spider and greeting it every day like your new roommate!
(Fun fact: cobweb spiders have evolved to live exclusively in human habitation and will die if put outside. They have very poor eyesight and use their longest front legs like antennae. If one is walking towards you and you want it to not, just give one of those legs a light boop with your finger, they hate being touched and will run away in the opposite direction.)
If you don't want to touch them, often blowing at them will have the same effect. They'll scurry off to a corner and leave you alone.
Good info. Thanks!
Aren't they harmless anyways
They could crawl up my arm if they wanted to-
"If you're not someone the church would have executed 400 years ago, are you really living?"
I mean, as an asexual redheaded Jewish bookworm, I'm quadruple the power. Yay!
It's not even Christmas but it warmed my heart to hear OT say "with family - or whatever you want to do, maybe play videogames" because so many people have tried to guilt me for not enjoying Christmas with family or friends and just wanting to be on my own for it
But Halloween on the other hand, that is sacred in our home
3:15
Please nobody tell him this is adorable
Im part of the lgbtq+ and your videos help me feel better about being bi and non-binary thank you so much for helping me these helps me get through depression and anxiety
That is awesome. I only recently found this channel, but I definitely feel great about being Ace and fluid watching these videos as well. It's great that we can find communities like this.
Sometimes I think OT actually knows what the euphemisms are and he’s just pulling the wool over our eyes.
0:29 that laugh was diabolical 💀
2:00 the gal meant she's a switch. As in adult Funtime positions
3:30 is for adult Funtime equipment when one lacks one and literal fake meat that didn't require the death of an animal to make.
I love how he literally says "power switch" and still misses the joke.
Thank you for explaining!
wasn't 2:00 a "power button" so... power bottom?
I feel bad that I’m younger and I understood the joke faster than he did
The jar one made me laugh so hard, as my mom told me the same thing. She was also concerned about who should fix stuff at home, I just loved how she was thinking "Because that is was men is for". In the meantime my dad teached me from a young age how to put a new floor on, paint rooms perfectly, change windows, etc. And than was suprised when I said "Who need men right?", and met my wife.
3:28 "meat" is a slang term for something useful for adult fun time that doesn't exist organically in many lesbian relationships, due to both participants being cis
🤫
As someone who works retail in a small US town and never actually experienced the pandemic as strongly as others did, since my (grocery) store never closed.. I didn't realize so many people were discovering themselves while at home. Most of the people I know who didn't have to work were sat on the couch with netflix and beer the whole time and/or busy neglecting/ruining their kids home-education. (I don't know any good people who didn't have to work all pandemic) So it feels weird to think about people actually doing something good with their time, discovering who they are and what they like and don't like. I've been realizing a lot about myself during 2022, because I've been finding the content creators who I understand and relate to, or relate to their content and it's opened my eyes to so so much. Especially being open about lgbtq+ issues, because I've learned a lot and realized I'd had a lot of outdated and sometimes very insensitive ideas on things just because I didn't understand them. Now that I see the problem, I'm doing my best to fix that within myself and the people around me (who gave me the ideas to begin with, whether out of ignorance or malice)
Honestly, if anyone called me "room temperature milk", I think I'd die from laughter.
same id love it
OT @ 2:02 They meant switch as in someone who can bottom and top (depending on the partner and circumstances)
Also Merry Christmas!!
Bro you got it!!!
Someone thought it meant power bottom?🤷🏼
he knew i think- he was making a joke
@@stuffy.2246 tbh, its impossible to know with certainty if he really was, sometimes he genuinely doesnt know and acts the same as when he does and makes jokes about it (my guess is he genuinely didnt know)
omg I thought it was 'power bottom' bc it's a switch for power and it's fliped on the bottom-
Happy Holidays everyone! Warmest winter wishes to you and yours! Hope your celebrations are with people who are as accepting and awesome as OT and Human1
Mage and Demon Queen in a OneTopic video? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
it is partially thanks to quarantine that I realized I was pan-romantic and gender apathetic (though I say pan-gender (He/She/They)), more accurately, I always knew I was pan and ace, I just didn't know the terms, I just knew that that's how I am.
This Christmas was a bit rough (my entire extended family is not supportive and I am very closeted) and this was a great way to brighten my day just before bed. Thank you, OT, from the bottom of my heart
the amount of jokes you either don’t get or pretend not to get… so innocent, so precious
Ik this vid was made like a year ago, but my fave thing about One T’s videos is when he reads a dirty meme and doesn’t get it at first then I watch in joy as he slowly gets it 😂❤ love u One T!
What about the third option of handling spiders: just ignore them and pretend they aren't there because it's totally not too scary to try and scoop them up and usher them outside.
When I first came out to my friends in school, one of them stopped and went into their school bag, made everyone else stop talking too, spent like 30 seconds going through their bad in silence, then pulled out a pocket bible and slapped me across the face with it, asked if I was still pan, and when I said yes they just went "did all I could do, go be gay ig"
And the church would definitely have killed me 400 years ago, I'm left handed, either aro ace or pan ace, trans, atheist, a scientist, and Autism spectrum. The church would be actively hunting me down after hearing myths about my existence
I 100% would also be hunted by the churches
@@wallfishz I can use both hands, I'm also aroace (though I could get away if I became a priest/nun), trans, mixed race, and not Christian lmao
We are both kinda like Joan de arcs lmao
I’m an autistic atheist. Nice to meet you all!
there should be a Nobel Peace Prize for being wholesome. you'd definably win or at least be a candidate if there was
OT would win
The last one was my favorite. They shopkeeper was like " at last! The chosen one is upon us! The lesbian book collection is yours!"
Soooooo about the whole pet names thing, I have this friend who often calls me Princess in an affectionate manner. I’ve liked her for a while, I would probably say since we first met. She’s also called me babe, love, and sweetheart for months, and told me she calls me pet names intentionally. She was even respectful enough to ask if I was okay with them, which I said yes to, obviously. See,,, the thing is,,, I can’t tell if she’s flirting or not? I’m too scared to ask and I am also very oblivious so it genuinely confuses me.
You got this, best of luck
🤞🤞🤞
🧡🤍💖
Does she know you're gay? Do you know if she's gay? If she's calling you pet names, that's being flirty. Friends can flirt with each other too, so the only course of action is to just straight up ask. There's a psychiatrist I watch where when he met his wife, he thought he was just showing her around town and she thought they were dating. You might be in a situation where your friend is trying to pick you up or even thinks you're basically already in a relationship. If this is a source of stress for you, the longer you wait the more stress it causes you.
^She absolutely knows I am queer, but she isn’t sure of what her sexuality is. I want to wait for her to make the first move because I don’t want to mess things up.
@@ameliasellers6396 I know things are more difficult to do than they are to say, but while it can be good to wait for people to sort out their issues, it's also true that waiting around can mean missing an opportunity.
I'd say you should definitely try for it. And who knows? Maybe you'll help her understand herself along the way.
Is this one of those situations where you're going to ask her out and she's going to think you've been dating for months but you were just super shy?
7:05 my friend had a similar incident at school where they got so distracted by the cheerleaders practicing that they completely forgot they had been in the middle of a conversation
Merry Christmas OT!! I hope you and human1 are having a good time :D
wait how did you comment 5 minutes ago when the video is 30 seconds old- shouldnt you have some sticker if youre a supporter or something idk-
@@leeyubinsproperty they're a time traveler
@@leeyubinsproperty I don’t..know? I just found his video before I saw any comments ;v;
@@Riuky0 yes , yes I am, you found my secret >:3
@@Riuky0 ohh that must be it
“Hello, I am a Switch” is the term you were looking for if you honestly didn’t know… :P took me a while too.
The fake meat one is revering to man part shaped toys. :P
I’m pretty sure he knows all this but just in case someone didn’t get them and wants to… lol
OT I cannot express enough how much your channel has given me hope and courage. In just a few days, I've learned SO MUCH about myself after years of being in denial about my gender identity. So many things covered on your channel are incredibly affirming and inspiring. And now, I've finally mustered the courage to come out to some of my friends as genderfluid. I bought myself a chest binder. And the experience of putting it on was life-changing. I'm very comfortable in my femininity yet often fantasized about being other genders. But I just... denied everything and tried too hard to be feminine. I REALLY wish I had found this knowledge covered in your videos at my disposal sooner. But, now is a good time as any to finally be comfortable in my own skin!
Thank you for this amazing content and the support for the LGBT+ community!
Cheers and Happy Holidays!
I know God made me aromantic asexual because I'm a woman capable of opening jars all on my own🙏
Fellow aro/ace!
Aroace's!!
I'm a trans boy who can't open jars :[
@@wallfishz Don't worry, if I counted right there are like 78 million asexuals in the world so the possibility of you running into one should be rather high😅
@@wallfishz put a rubber band around the lid before you open it, it was my dad’s trick! Using it doesn’t make you any less macho! :} BECOME STRONG MAN AND GO OPEN JARS!!!
@@Papoompala I'll try that :]
I love the fact that OT knows none of the sex innuendos...and Click knows all of them.
It’s true, they’re like Zekrom and Reshiram, yin and Yang, good and evil. One cannot exist without the other
I had a crush on... all of the characters in Pirates of the Caribbean.
OK I had no clue who this woman was I kept hearing her being referenced I was legit about to look her up after this video but thank you for finally explaining her I will go look up her poems
Btw she's also the reason the word lesbian means what it means since she was famous for being one and lived on the ancient Greek island of Lesbos. Look up OSP's video about Sappho if you wanna know more
Two lesbians getting engaged during a softball game
TWO 👏 LESBIANS 👏GETTING👏 ENGAGED 👏DURING👏 A👏 SOFTBALL 👏GAME 👏👏👏👏👏
I cried it was so cute!
everytime I finish an OT video, I think to myself how bless we all are that OT exists, at least for me, dealing with Covid would have been a lot hard if not for OT's cheery aditude, big smile, and infectious laugh, thanks OT, for being the awesome person you are. ❤
1:58 I think it's supposed to be "I am a switch" but if you remove the "a" it says "I am turned on"