RodentsAreNeat I think every person that came to the comments was going to post that same comment lol link is the person who just found out he was a little funny and now he takes full advantage
Rhett's story duration when telling a normal person: 1 minute. Rhett's story duration when telling Link with three interruptions per sentence: Thirteen minutes, forty-four seconds.
Rhetts paranoid-ness reminds me exactly how I feel when I walk out of a store without buying anything. lol no I'm not stealing anything, yes I look suspicious because I'm making myself look like it being paranoid that you think I'm stealing. lol
gotta get that cash Mula I do that during class when a math problem is too easy. *It can't be this easy. I NEED TO DO IT 21 MORE TIMES TO MAKE SURE* then I waste all of my time
Amy... you are probably one of only three people in this country that have had such a 'problem'. If I find a math problem too easy, I just assume the teacher threw in a freebie to keep up the class GPA.
It reminds me how bad I am about telling the truth sometimes. Like I know I didn't steal a cookie from the cookie jar but when my mom asks me if I did I turn 10 years old and blurt out 'it wasn't me' right away! I'm so bad at just being calm about it!
for the mythical beasts who are starting to drive: try to leave about a small car length between you and the car in front of you. I know in America if you are rear ended and that pushes you into the car in front (like in Rhett's story) you'll be held responsible for hitting the car in front. just a tip!!
I read that Link always puts his cup right on the edge of the table, and I have been watching this show FOR SO LONG and never noticed. NOW I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT!!!!! THE ANXIETY!!!!!
I gotta say that it's really sad to me how intimidating the police seems to be in some other countries! I live in Finland and here you can always trust the police to do their job right, be polite etc. They are here to protect and serve, not to evoke fear or give people hard time. It seems that in the states they are there to prove their authority over people and that's both scary and sad :(
My sister got hit by a Chevy Tahoe while we were on a crosswalk Sunday in Gatlinburg, TN. She is okay! She has a broken foot, and some bruising, but the Tahoe would have rolled over her if my dad hadn't punched the hood of the vehicle to wake the driver from his stupor. Everyone will live!
"And how old is he?" "Uhhhh....let me call his mom..." I forget my nieces and nephews birthdays all the time. I have actually been standing at a counter to buy something, and I had to call my sister to confirm my nieces age. I thought for sure the lady was gonna be like "I'm sorry sir, we can't sell you this. Also, we called CPS because you clearly stole this child."
The Endicott my dad is the same way. There are three kids total, all girls, and we’re all born in November. So picking up meds at the pharmacy or checking in at the doctors office is a nightmare for him. He actually looks at us for confirmation sometimes.
I believe when officers do that it is called a "Traffic Break" which they usually do during accidents or when there is a dangerous incident ahead. Highway Patrol actually train pretty in depth to properly slow traffic on a highway.
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8:19 This is called a Traffic Break. Commonly used with the California Highway Patrol, it is used to create a gap between traffic, accidents, construction, or pursuits. EDIT: This has been Mordecai with your daily dose of me stating the obvious.
I've been in a few car crashes in my day and it's normal to shake hands after a car crash! It's just kind of what you do as long as everyone's not hurt.
That's happened to me. It wasn't really a crash though, I was backing up out of the garage and hit my grandma's car behind me, and the only damage was a little tiny hole in my car from her licence plate bolt.
I get the paranoid feeling as well. Especially with my last accident where I actually friggin hit a cop car! He was stopped in the right lane on the highway, I was in the left & got cut off. The person who cut me off stopped short as soon as he got in my lane, & I couldn’t stop in Time I instinctively tried to “thread the needle” so I missed the car who caused the accident, but clipped the drivers side rear of a friggin cop car before going into the ditch!🙄 thankfully the cops were all nice about it, but I was losing my mind the entire time!
@Me Me well it’s like blocking multiple lanes at once with one car and it slowly stops them then they can form a road block so that something doesn’t get get like a car or person
my sister almost collided with a deer in the highway. she screamed and woke her fiance who taking a nap in the front seat. I was in the back seat looking at a barn. when I hear a bump and her scream. it seems she only hit the back legs but still fled to the other side of the highway.
maria ortiz A deer hit my mom's buick.. she was letting dad drive and they saw a deer and hit the brakes, and the deer actually ran into the side of the buick and knocked itself out
i was also in an accident and my partner was like GET OUT OF THE CAAAAAR...i was like: dude chill,im just getting my stuff patiently (we were going to a riad trip so i had some stuff) and he was like its gonna exploooodeeeee....i was almost laughing at that point😂😂
ahhhh! caprice classic! I've had two actually, an 85 & 89. Man, I loved those cars..its like driving a living room. Could hardly afford to put gas in the things, but hey....
I just want to say, I think Shepherd is the most beautiful name for a son ❤ I absolutely love it ! I don't think I've ever heard such a perfect name for someone in my life. Maybe I'm being dramatic but I just love it so much !
Ayyyyy he's talking about Big Bear. I'm from Big Bear and I'm glad he's talking about but I was hoping it would be a better story, hopefully one where he doesn't get in a car accident. 😂
My car got rear ended at a stop sign waiting to turn right (on the way to my grandmothers burial). The BMW that hit me took at least 4-5 times the damage that my Subaru did. Fortunately no one was hurt & we made it to the burial on time.
Angela Brewer I get the swangin in a fish swerve but where’s the bangin? Lol I need to go back to Houston if there’s swingin and bangin going on in traffic accidents.
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Link's reactions to his own jokes are usually funnier than the jokes.
RodentsAreNeat that's so sad but true
IT'S LINK. HOW IS IT SAD? We all love him for what he is
Am I the only one who thought that his jokes were really funny? :D Then again I'm just as awkward as Link...
RodentsAreNeat I think every person that came to the comments was going to post that same comment lol
link is the person who just found out he was a little funny and now he takes full advantage
The reactions are the jokes.
spoiler: He lives.
Austin Mulka Yep 👍🏽
Austin Mulka how unfortunate
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...?! SPOILER ALERT!
this needs to be the top comment
Austin Mulka *throws popcorn on the ground* ITS TIME TO STOP
"And who is this child?!?" this made me laugh so hard
Riri Joy same
😂
i panic when border patrol asks me my birthday and where i was born, and i was born and raised in l.a.
Terry Bear ....what
Riri Joy dude you can not know no one can know because it's retts child
Rhett's story duration when telling a normal person: 1 minute.
Rhett's story duration when telling Link with three interruptions per sentence: Thirteen minutes, forty-four seconds.
And it's that much more entertaining for it. :)
PaperMario N64 ok????
Seriously like his jokes are on point
Link, please shut up.
kvivzy you shut up
My comeback skills are on point /s
link was so happy with his stroke of unluck joke lol
i missed that part. What part is it??
5:08
Connor McSaviour Haha I was like bro this guy could of died and.your making stroke jokes. the evil side of link haha
lol only 1 like
Connor McSaviour you could see the hint of disappointment in Rhett's eyes as he chose to ignore it lol
Rhetts paranoid-ness reminds me exactly how I feel when I walk out of a store without buying anything. lol no I'm not stealing anything, yes I look suspicious because I'm making myself look like it being paranoid that you think I'm stealing. lol
gotta get that cash Mula I do that during class when a math problem is too easy. *It can't be this easy. I NEED TO DO IT 21 MORE TIMES TO MAKE SURE* then I waste all of my time
Amy... you are probably one of only three people in this country that have had such a 'problem'. If I find a math problem too easy, I just assume the teacher threw in a freebie to keep up the class GPA.
King Killahoe saaame
@emma3400 emma3400 my mom does this always :@ she just checks clothes and never buy :@
It reminds me how bad I am about telling the truth sometimes. Like I know I didn't steal a cookie from the cookie jar but when my mom asks me if I did I turn 10 years old and blurt out 'it wasn't me' right away! I'm so bad at just being calm about it!
DAD GET OUT OF THE CAR!
that made me laugh
Storytime is always the best time
I agree ^_^
Arcanium Knight gmm time *
But don't forget about nilla wafer top hat time
Very true!
Daffofil Piglet Haha this comment made me laugh!
Rhett: I like when things happen to me that feel like a big deal, but aren't really a big deal because it gives me something to talk about.
Me: Same.
Getting rear-ended isn't going to help Rhett's back problems D:
what if it just completely fixes it
Agent Fungus yeh agreed
agent fungus there's this cool thing called a joke
Y'all just need to calm down, it's a joke
EliMakesDo haha
Ladies and gentlemen, our wishes have been granted. So thankful that story time is back. It's been too long, friends.
BluRayNation our
BluRayNation I love Poliwhirl.
12:08 "the two id... guys behind me" he was about to say idiots
Fate lmaoo i’m ded
Fate I honestly went down to the comments to see if any one else noticed that😂
12:07**
I read this as he said it 😂😂
Yessss
i was in a car accident with a Magician a few years ago.
Guy came out of nowhere.
...
You really 'drove' people away with that pun...
I found it 'pun'-ishing.
TrainedWarrior Yeah i should have...steered clear of doing that. lol
Raine Kaspar 💀💀😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Now, why did I laugh at this?
*MY SON*
Omg I died lol
WHOOP WHOOP, its the sound of the Police.
Marisa Clarke 😂😂😂😂
YESSSSSSSSS WHOOP WHOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST
.... da police*
k creepy
@@britann9539 thank you so much my OCD was worried there lol.
It's my OCD -Rhett & Link 2016
SO glad he was ok, but I've been rhetty for this story time ever since he tweeted!
seidimeow this videos the missing link for that tweet
seidimeow Hmm, "Rhetty" I saw what you did there 😏
seidimeow you're everywhere
+jarret maltry Seidi is always here for us when we need her most
I Am A Potato www.kappit.com/img/pics/85174763dddhb_sm.jpg
Just a question.
Do you like car puns, or do they drive you up the wall?
Chunky Gorrila Let's just steer clear of that question.
I'm getting tire of all these puns.
ElectroGamez Does it brake your heart?
No, but It gives me gas.
Ya'll are driving people away with these puns
So, how did Sheppard handle being in an accident?
how did he lever it?
.. did he loure it?
... wait, what was i talking about again?
Yeah, I wanted to hear more about his reactions. He usually has funny stuff to say.
The force was so great it turned him into a....Sheppard's pie.
And with that, I bid you adieu.
Probably the same a 5 month old handles their accidents
Sad but relieved it's over
Wow I read that wrong! “So, how did Sheppard handle being an accident”
for the mythical beasts who are starting to drive: try to leave about a small car length between you and the car in front of you. I know in America if you are rear ended and that pushes you into the car in front (like in Rhett's story) you'll be held responsible for hitting the car in front. just a tip!!
stayoutoftheforrest duly noted 🇦🇺
Noted! Thanks 🙏🏻
Also; when you stop behind a car, leave a lot of space in front!! When someone is coming fast behind you, scooch up. It gives them more room
stayoutoftheforrest except in reality America is 50 states each with their own laws and resulting in differences for who is at fault
@@mahlidenton3972 Double that if you re stopped on a hill because your car might kick bad when you accelerate
Link tries to make jokes at such inappropriate times, "a stroke of unluck" omg
"Juggalos?"
I love him for it !
He was so proud but no one even noticed it, I felt bad for him 😂
I wonder if the traffic that Markiplier was in was actually Rhett's car accident XD
superphannie you know what that could happen 😅
I just checked Twitter, and no, Mark was stuck in traffic on Thursday night and Rhett's accident was Friday night. That would've been cool though.
superphannie that would be cool lol
woulda been such a coincidence XD
there's always traffic in LA and areas surrounding hun
I read that Link always puts his cup right on the edge of the table, and I have been watching this show FOR SO LONG and never noticed. NOW I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT!!!!! THE ANXIETY!!!!!
Laura Wilson thanks for that XD
OMG, A CUP MIGHT FALL OFF THE TABLE, THE WORLD WILL END. lmfao.
Oh no, now I'm gonna be stairing at it now.
I gotta say that it's really sad to me how intimidating the police seems to be in some other countries! I live in Finland and here you can always trust the police to do their job right, be polite etc. They are here to protect and serve, not to evoke fear or give people hard time. It seems that in the states they are there to prove their authority over people and that's both scary and sad :(
12:07 Rhett was gonna say "two idiots behind me"but changed to "two guys behind me"
Nice save rhett. Hhaahaha
I am watching GMMORE before GMM for obvious reasons.
shaoni banerjee same
Same lol
Same here.
shaoni banerjee why?....
I'm at the point where I only watch CREW and sometimes GMMORE. GMM very rarely.
Hello random GMM viewer! Have a great day!
You too!
Riley Batman Thanks, you too!
Jason Hello fellow Wolverine fan.
Riley, as you command.
Go away, leave me alone
"DAD GET OUT OF THE CAR" oh lads that was funny
Glad you and Shepard are ok.
My sister got hit by a Chevy Tahoe while we were on a crosswalk Sunday in Gatlinburg, TN. She is okay! She has a broken foot, and some bruising, but the Tahoe would have rolled over her if my dad hadn't punched the hood of the vehicle to wake the driver from his stupor. Everyone will live!
Story time episodes are my favorite ones !
Juls•AtronTM they always make me sleepy and happy
how do 8+ million people watch only Morning and not More? i'd go insane
Jamesdoodles lol I agree
Jamesdoodles lol Yup!
Some precarious sanity here.
@@bcaye wow, 4 years later, I’ve been waiting for you to show up.
"You're like a self driving algorithm!"
That's what our kids will say when we tell'em stories about our youth.
Freaking Link 😂
11:47 I CAN'T
Lol ^-^
seidimeow
Rhett and link are the kind of people that would say im ok when they have a hole in their leg
I hope I find a best friend like them...
Me too. :(
Cg May me too #friends
Link's comments made this story hilarious. 😁
who remembers when "storytime" was just GMMore?
Itzmist I was just thinking that.
right? the title makes it cheesy
The thing the cop did is called a traffic break, they do it to make time to move an accident off of the road.
Yeah and I'm sure they're supposed to take your licenses and intervene without anyone asking to them
“And who’s in the back”
“I KIDNAPPED HIM WAIT NO”
"And how old is he?"
"Uhhhh....let me call his mom..."
I forget my nieces and nephews birthdays all the time. I have actually been standing at a counter to buy something, and I had to call my sister to confirm my nieces age. I thought for sure the lady was gonna be like "I'm sorry sir, we can't sell you this. Also, we called CPS because you clearly stole this child."
The Endicott my dad is the same way. There are three kids total, all girls, and we’re all born in November. So picking up meds at the pharmacy or checking in at the doctors office is a nightmare for him. He actually looks at us for confirmation sometimes.
"Stroke of bad luck". I think that's the darkest joke I have ever heard on this channel bahahahaha
buchholtz07 I font get it! Please explain!
You don't get the joke, or you don't get why the joke is so dark?
Both!
buchholtz07 EXPLAIN
Sunday GMM: *GMM 18+*
Anonymous Potato Nope
Anonymous Potato ☹️
I Am A Potato Can I eat you?
Is that a suggestion? Pretty sure these guys are religious though xD
Here's Yo Smoothie!-- I don't see what being religious has to do with being able to be "dirty"
Rhett: “WOOP WOOP”
Link: “Juggalos.”
Scarce reported on this story... Made it seem alot worse then it was..
I love it when they tell life stories! They used to do those all the time! They should do it more often! :)
Rhett, where’d you get that hoodie? The perfect amount of looking comfortable without looking like you gave up today.
I believe when officers do that it is called a "Traffic Break" which they usually do during accidents or when there is a dangerous incident ahead. Highway Patrol actually train pretty in depth to properly slow traffic on a highway.
my mother was in a car accident not to long ago and now she has to get knee surgery on both and can barely walk because of the accident
Brittany Wagner thank you, i hope she gets better too. i was going to vlog her process but i don't think anyone will be interested if i vlog.
oh no.. prayers for your mom! hope she gets well soon!
Uyen Vu thanks
mars vlogs oh my goodness that's terrible! I hope she heals well 🙏🏻
Prayers for your mom! 😊
Can you guys "mom about that" already please?!
Will it pop tart
yes
Do that next
Yes pleaseeeeee
iIsuperbroIi they couldn't call it "will it pop tart" for copyright reasons but possibly will it toaster strudel?
Kate Bradley no, I think that's copyrighted too.
The whole time I was caring more about Shepherd.
The swerving is called ‘traffic breaking’. They use it so that traffic has a change to get further up so it clears
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Twink Pink nope. it's googolplex^googol.
ITS OVER 9000
Damn, I was about to write this. :D
Twink Pink a number doesn't make sense in this scenario
∞
I hope this doesn't turn Shepard off of wanting to drive
8:19 This is called a Traffic Break. Commonly used with the California Highway Patrol, it is used to create a gap between traffic, accidents, construction, or pursuits.
EDIT: This has been Mordecai with your daily dose of me stating the obvious.
I've been in a few car crashes in my day and it's normal to shake hands after a car crash! It's just kind of what you do as long as everyone's not hurt.
Mercedes Hallman Glad you're living in a civilized part of the world. Where I live it's reason to shoot somebody or at least beat them up for good
A few months ago, I actually was in a fender bender and the cop forgot to give me my license back! I had to go by the police station and get it.
"So, I'm in a Sedan. He's in a Sedan."
The way Rhett delivered that was funny to me.
"I haven't been rear-ended like that since I was a kid."
I'm ashamed of my dirty mind.
I 100% get that feeling guilty thing when talking to authority :')
Yikes, imagine if Link _had_ heard the story beforehand, he'd be making even more comments and jokes
That's happened to me. It wasn't really a crash though, I was backing up out of the garage and hit my grandma's car behind me, and the only damage was a little tiny hole in my car from her licence plate bolt.
I get the paranoid feeling as well. Especially with my last accident where I actually friggin hit a cop car! He was stopped in the right lane on the highway, I was in the left & got cut off. The person who cut me off stopped short as soon as he got in my lane, & I couldn’t stop in Time I instinctively tried to “thread the needle” so I missed the car who caused the accident, but clipped the drivers side rear of a friggin cop car before going into the ditch!🙄 thankfully the cops were all nice about it, but I was losing my mind the entire time!
I wish my friends were as close as Rhett and link
8:04 WOOP WOOP "juggalos.." lol an actual under appreciated Link joke
The "fish swerving" is actually called a traffic break and they do it to bring traffic to as slow as they can so no one dies
And the logic of that Is? Lmao
@Me Me well it’s like blocking multiple lanes at once with one car and it slowly stops them then they can form a road block so that something doesn’t get get like a car or person
These are my favorite types of GMMores, the ones where they just tell a story or talk about nothing in particular. 10/10 👍
ha ha ha, I'm totally paranoid too.
Link was on point today!
link looks so different with dark hair than grey hair 🙏
"Then his rips off his uniform and says SUCKER" omg I died
You guys are one of my favorite TH-camrs. You can put a smile on anyone’s face even if they are down and just feeling sad. keep up the good work :)
my sister almost collided with a deer in the highway. she screamed and woke her fiance who taking a nap in the front seat. I was in the back seat looking at a barn. when I hear a bump and her scream. it seems she only hit the back legs but still fled to the other side of the highway.
maria ortiz A deer hit my mom's buick.. she was letting dad drive and they saw a deer and hit the brakes, and the deer actually ran into the side of the buick and knocked itself out
Glad you and Shepard are okay! Btw your a great story teller
Omg Rhett called himself "papa" 😂
i was also in an accident and my partner was like GET OUT OF THE CAAAAAR...i was like: dude chill,im just getting my stuff patiently (we were going to a riad trip so i had some stuff) and he was like its gonna exploooodeeeee....i was almost laughing at that point😂😂
"He caused it"..."Did he do it?"
highlight of the episode for me
1. I woke up
2. I saw my crush
3. I kissed my crush
4. Went on a date with him
The order= 2 3 4 1
Link is still making stroke jokes when Rhett is like “he had a stroke”
ahhhh! caprice classic! I've had two actually, an 85 & 89. Man, I loved those cars..its like driving a living room. Could hardly afford to put gas in the things, but hey....
I just want to say, I think Shepherd is the most beautiful name for a son ❤ I absolutely love it ! I don't think I've ever heard such a perfect name for someone in my life. Maybe I'm being dramatic but I just love it so much !
"A big pickup, like an F150." Lol, what? That is not big, Rhett, hahaha.
Will it cake should be next one
Ayyyyy he's talking about Big Bear. I'm from Big Bear and I'm glad he's talking about but I was hoping it would be a better story, hopefully one where he doesn't get in a car accident. 😂
I had the same car accident literally same car situation.
9:30 „ahh I‘ve kidnapped him“ LMAOOO
What if link was the truck driver!?!?
Has anyone seen the skit on SNL called the Californians? The way they kept naming the highways reminded me of that lol.
9:31 SOOOOO FUNNY I laughed out loud
You know you care about someone when something that serious happens, when they get in a car accident...
my dad rear ended a honda on a sunday and in less than 48 hours my sister backed into a brand new white audi
The picture was way different then what really happened
love you😘
you guys should do a video with your kids again. i want to see a video where they tell funny stories about you guys from their perspective :)
😊 Finally they mention Uganda.
Any other Ugandans watching this?
Rhett explaining how the cop gave directions reminds me of the snl sketch.
Old mores are ear biscuits.
My car got rear ended at a stop sign waiting to turn right (on the way to my grandmothers burial). The BMW that hit me took at least 4-5 times the damage that my Subaru did. Fortunately no one was hurt & we made it to the burial on time.
Lol fish swerve... In Houston, we call that "swangin and bangin" 😂
Angela Brewer I get the swangin in a fish swerve but where’s the bangin? Lol I need to go back to Houston if there’s swingin and bangin going on in traffic accidents.
12:06 "and the two idiots.. er guys behind me"