RodentsAreNeat I think every person that came to the comments was going to post that same comment lol link is the person who just found out he was a little funny and now he takes full advantage
Rhett's story duration when telling a normal person: 1 minute. Rhett's story duration when telling Link with three interruptions per sentence: Thirteen minutes, forty-four seconds.
Rhetts paranoid-ness reminds me exactly how I feel when I walk out of a store without buying anything. lol no I'm not stealing anything, yes I look suspicious because I'm making myself look like it being paranoid that you think I'm stealing. lol
gotta get that cash Mula I do that during class when a math problem is too easy. *It can't be this easy. I NEED TO DO IT 21 MORE TIMES TO MAKE SURE* then I waste all of my time
Amy... you are probably one of only three people in this country that have had such a 'problem'. If I find a math problem too easy, I just assume the teacher threw in a freebie to keep up the class GPA.
It reminds me how bad I am about telling the truth sometimes. Like I know I didn't steal a cookie from the cookie jar but when my mom asks me if I did I turn 10 years old and blurt out 'it wasn't me' right away! I'm so bad at just being calm about it!
I read that Link always puts his cup right on the edge of the table, and I have been watching this show FOR SO LONG and never noticed. NOW I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT!!!!! THE ANXIETY!!!!!
I gotta say that it's really sad to me how intimidating the police seems to be in some other countries! I live in Finland and here you can always trust the police to do their job right, be polite etc. They are here to protect and serve, not to evoke fear or give people hard time. It seems that in the states they are there to prove their authority over people and that's both scary and sad :(
for the mythical beasts who are starting to drive: try to leave about a small car length between you and the car in front of you. I know in America if you are rear ended and that pushes you into the car in front (like in Rhett's story) you'll be held responsible for hitting the car in front. just a tip!!
My sister got hit by a Chevy Tahoe while we were on a crosswalk Sunday in Gatlinburg, TN. She is okay! She has a broken foot, and some bruising, but the Tahoe would have rolled over her if my dad hadn't punched the hood of the vehicle to wake the driver from his stupor. Everyone will live!
So sorry to hear that! Locals that live in big bear often forget or don't realize the hassle of coming up there on a weekend. After hearing this I'm gonna try and take that into consideration and be more friendly. Rhett thanks for bringing your son up! I had a blast teaching him how to ski!! Haha I was pretty nervous when I met you! Haha that was super rad!
I've been in a few car crashes in my day and it's normal to shake hands after a car crash! It's just kind of what you do as long as everyone's not hurt.
8:19 This is called a Traffic Break. Commonly used with the California Highway Patrol, it is used to create a gap between traffic, accidents, construction, or pursuits. EDIT: This has been Mordecai with your daily dose of me stating the obvious.
We were in an accident last year, and what you learn is no matter how small an accident you never say your ok because months later you can have health issues. It wasn't our fault and no air bags came out, but our van has a wheelchair ramp for my son and we were hit so hard the ramp bent and since they no longer make that kind they had to total our van. A year later I still am dealing with vertigo and some other serious issues. Our case still isn't closed. So please never say your ok because if a year later your let's say blind it will come out of your pocket instead of theirs.
check the doors for any bending on the body line. I got rearended the same way, ended up having my bumper repainted, clips replaced, and they realigned the hatch since it pushed it up a small bit and caused the paint to rub/wear off.
I believe when officers do that it is called a "Traffic Break" which they usually do during accidents or when there is a dangerous incident ahead. Highway Patrol actually train pretty in depth to properly slow traffic on a highway.
I had a car accident on the 24th of January of this year, & it was terrifying. My car was so messed up, it wouldn't turn on again. I was rushed to the ER because I broke my left clavicle & was scheduled for surgery in early February. The thing that made me feel like crap was not necessarily the injury or the fact I totaled the car, but that none of my "friends" checked in on me. Well one of them texted me, but I never had anyone visit me. I know other people have much more horrific accidents but it was very frightening for me. Every time I ride in another car (I can't drive) I feel uneasy & get nervous because I'm afraid something could happen.
@Me Me well it’s like blocking multiple lanes at once with one car and it slowly stops them then they can form a road block so that something doesn’t get get like a car or person
My car got rear ended at a stop sign waiting to turn right (on the way to my grandmothers burial). The BMW that hit me took at least 4-5 times the damage that my Subaru did. Fortunately no one was hurt & we made it to the burial on time.
I went to California once (I live in Alabama) and the traffic was TERRIBLE. The week I went a bad storm came through and after it passed we went outside and everything look completely different than the day prior to the storm. There were palm trees fallen over and one building even caught on FIRE!
ahhhh! caprice classic! I've had two actually, an 85 & 89. Man, I loved those cars..its like driving a living room. Could hardly afford to put gas in the things, but hey....
"And how old is he?" "Uhhhh....let me call his mom..." I forget my nieces and nephews birthdays all the time. I have actually been standing at a counter to buy something, and I had to call my sister to confirm my nieces age. I thought for sure the lady was gonna be like "I'm sorry sir, we can't sell you this. Also, we called CPS because you clearly stole this child."
The Endicott my dad is the same way. There are three kids total, all girls, and we’re all born in November. So picking up meds at the pharmacy or checking in at the doctors office is a nightmare for him. He actually looks at us for confirmation sometimes.
Their friendship level is like : 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th level
my sister almost collided with a deer in the highway. she screamed and woke her fiance who taking a nap in the front seat. I was in the back seat looking at a barn. when I hear a bump and her scream. it seems she only hit the back legs but still fled to the other side of the highway.
maria ortiz A deer hit my mom's buick.. she was letting dad drive and they saw a deer and hit the brakes, and the deer actually ran into the side of the buick and knocked itself out
Link's reactions to his own jokes are usually funnier than the jokes.
RodentsAreNeat that's so sad but true
IT'S LINK. HOW IS IT SAD? We all love him for what he is
Am I the only one who thought that his jokes were really funny? :D Then again I'm just as awkward as Link...
RodentsAreNeat I think every person that came to the comments was going to post that same comment lol
link is the person who just found out he was a little funny and now he takes full advantage
The reactions are the jokes.
link was so happy with his stroke of unluck joke lol
i missed that part. What part is it??
5:08
Connor McSaviour Haha I was like bro this guy could of died and.your making stroke jokes. the evil side of link haha
lol only 1 like
Connor McSaviour you could see the hint of disappointment in Rhett's eyes as he chose to ignore it lol
"And who is this child?!?" this made me laugh so hard
Riri Joy same
😂
i panic when border patrol asks me my birthday and where i was born, and i was born and raised in l.a.
Terry Bear ....what
Riri Joy dude you can not know no one can know because it's retts child
spoiler: He lives.
Austin Mulka Yep 👍🏽
Austin Mulka how unfortunate
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...?! SPOILER ALERT!
this needs to be the top comment
Austin Mulka *throws popcorn on the ground* ITS TIME TO STOP
Rhett's story duration when telling a normal person: 1 minute.
Rhett's story duration when telling Link with three interruptions per sentence: Thirteen minutes, forty-four seconds.
And it's that much more entertaining for it. :)
PaperMario N64 ok????
Seriously like his jokes are on point
Link, please shut up.
kvivzy you shut up
My comeback skills are on point /s
Storytime is always the best time
I agree ^_^
Arcanium Knight gmm time *
But don't forget about nilla wafer top hat time
Very true!
Daffofil Piglet Haha this comment made me laugh!
Rhetts paranoid-ness reminds me exactly how I feel when I walk out of a store without buying anything. lol no I'm not stealing anything, yes I look suspicious because I'm making myself look like it being paranoid that you think I'm stealing. lol
gotta get that cash Mula I do that during class when a math problem is too easy. *It can't be this easy. I NEED TO DO IT 21 MORE TIMES TO MAKE SURE* then I waste all of my time
Amy... you are probably one of only three people in this country that have had such a 'problem'. If I find a math problem too easy, I just assume the teacher threw in a freebie to keep up the class GPA.
King Killahoe saaame
@emma3400 emma3400 my mom does this always :@ she just checks clothes and never buy :@
It reminds me how bad I am about telling the truth sometimes. Like I know I didn't steal a cookie from the cookie jar but when my mom asks me if I did I turn 10 years old and blurt out 'it wasn't me' right away! I'm so bad at just being calm about it!
Rhett: I like when things happen to me that feel like a big deal, but aren't really a big deal because it gives me something to talk about.
Me: Same.
DAD GET OUT OF THE CAR!
that made me laugh
12:08 "the two id... guys behind me" he was about to say idiots
Fate lmaoo i’m ded
Fate I honestly went down to the comments to see if any one else noticed that😂
12:07**
I read this as he said it 😂😂
Yessss
Ladies and gentlemen, our wishes have been granted. So thankful that story time is back. It's been too long, friends.
BluRayNation our
BluRayNation I love Poliwhirl.
SO glad he was ok, but I've been rhetty for this story time ever since he tweeted!
seidimeow this videos the missing link for that tweet
seidimeow Hmm, "Rhetty" I saw what you did there 😏
seidimeow you're everywhere
+jarret maltry Seidi is always here for us when we need her most
I Am A Potato www.kappit.com/img/pics/85174763dddhb_sm.jpg
I read that Link always puts his cup right on the edge of the table, and I have been watching this show FOR SO LONG and never noticed. NOW I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT!!!!! THE ANXIETY!!!!!
Laura Wilson thanks for that XD
OMG, A CUP MIGHT FALL OFF THE TABLE, THE WORLD WILL END. lmfao.
Oh no, now I'm gonna be stairing at it now.
WHOOP WHOOP, its the sound of the Police.
Marisa Clarke 😂😂😂😂
YESSSSSSSSS WHOOP WHOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST
.... da police*
k creepy
@@britann9539 thank you so much my OCD was worried there lol.
It's my OCD -Rhett & Link 2016
12:07 Rhett was gonna say "two idiots behind me"but changed to "two guys behind me"
Nice save rhett. Hhaahaha
i was in a car accident with a Magician a few years ago.
Guy came out of nowhere.
...
You really 'drove' people away with that pun...
I found it 'pun'-ishing.
TrainedWarrior Yeah i should have...steered clear of doing that. lol
Raine Kaspar 💀💀😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Now, why did I laugh at this?
Link tries to make jokes at such inappropriate times, "a stroke of unluck" omg
"Juggalos?"
I love him for it !
He was so proud but no one even noticed it, I felt bad for him 😂
Getting rear-ended isn't going to help Rhett's back problems D:
what if it just completely fixes it
Agent Fungus yeh agreed
agent fungus there's this cool thing called a joke
Y'all just need to calm down, it's a joke
EliMakesDo haha
Glad you and Shepard are ok.
I gotta say that it's really sad to me how intimidating the police seems to be in some other countries! I live in Finland and here you can always trust the police to do their job right, be polite etc. They are here to protect and serve, not to evoke fear or give people hard time. It seems that in the states they are there to prove their authority over people and that's both scary and sad :(
Story time episodes are my favorite ones !
Juls•AtronTM they always make me sleepy and happy
for the mythical beasts who are starting to drive: try to leave about a small car length between you and the car in front of you. I know in America if you are rear ended and that pushes you into the car in front (like in Rhett's story) you'll be held responsible for hitting the car in front. just a tip!!
stayoutoftheforrest duly noted 🇦🇺
Noted! Thanks 🙏🏻
Also; when you stop behind a car, leave a lot of space in front!! When someone is coming fast behind you, scooch up. It gives them more room
stayoutoftheforrest except in reality America is 50 states each with their own laws and resulting in differences for who is at fault
@@mahlidenton3972 Double that if you re stopped on a hill because your car might kick bad when you accelerate
"DAD GET OUT OF THE CAR" oh lads that was funny
I hope I find a best friend like them...
Me too. :(
Cg May me too #friends
*MY SON*
Omg I died lol
"So, I'm in a Sedan. He's in a Sedan."
The way Rhett delivered that was funny to me.
So, how did Sheppard handle being in an accident?
how did he lever it?
.. did he loure it?
... wait, what was i talking about again?
Yeah, I wanted to hear more about his reactions. He usually has funny stuff to say.
The force was so great it turned him into a....Sheppard's pie.
And with that, I bid you adieu.
Probably the same a 5 month old handles their accidents
Sad but relieved it's over
Wow I read that wrong! “So, how did Sheppard handle being an accident”
The swerving is called ‘traffic breaking’. They use it so that traffic has a change to get further up so it clears
Just a question.
Do you like car puns, or do they drive you up the wall?
Chunky Gorrila Let's just steer clear of that question.
I'm getting tire of all these puns.
ElectroGamez Does it brake your heart?
No, but It gives me gas.
Ya'll are driving people away with these puns
“And who’s in the back”
“I KIDNAPPED HIM WAIT NO”
My sister got hit by a Chevy Tahoe while we were on a crosswalk Sunday in Gatlinburg, TN. She is okay! She has a broken foot, and some bruising, but the Tahoe would have rolled over her if my dad hadn't punched the hood of the vehicle to wake the driver from his stupor. Everyone will live!
So sorry to hear that! Locals that live in big bear often forget or don't realize the hassle of coming up there on a weekend. After hearing this I'm gonna try and take that into consideration and be more friendly. Rhett thanks for bringing your son up! I had a blast teaching him how to ski!! Haha I was pretty nervous when I met you! Haha that was super rad!
Link's comments made this story hilarious. 😁
I wonder if the traffic that Markiplier was in was actually Rhett's car accident XD
superphannie you know what that could happen 😅
I just checked Twitter, and no, Mark was stuck in traffic on Thursday night and Rhett's accident was Friday night. That would've been cool though.
superphannie that would be cool lol
woulda been such a coincidence XD
there's always traffic in LA and areas surrounding hun
I've been in a few car crashes in my day and it's normal to shake hands after a car crash! It's just kind of what you do as long as everyone's not hurt.
Mercedes Hallman Glad you're living in a civilized part of the world. Where I live it's reason to shoot somebody or at least beat them up for good
I wish my friends were as close as Rhett and link
I love it when they tell life stories! They used to do those all the time! They should do it more often! :)
"Stroke of bad luck". I think that's the darkest joke I have ever heard on this channel bahahahaha
buchholtz07 I font get it! Please explain!
You don't get the joke, or you don't get why the joke is so dark?
Both!
buchholtz07 EXPLAIN
You guys are one of my favorite TH-camrs. You can put a smile on anyone’s face even if they are down and just feeling sad. keep up the good work :)
Rhett: “WOOP WOOP”
Link: “Juggalos.”
Rhett and link are the kind of people that would say im ok when they have a hole in their leg
That happened to my dad, but on the highway! He was in the middle I think but his car only had a few big scratches, steel works. Glad Rhett is ok.
8:04 WOOP WOOP "juggalos.." lol an actual under appreciated Link joke
8:19 This is called a Traffic Break. Commonly used with the California Highway Patrol, it is used to create a gap between traffic, accidents, construction, or pursuits.
EDIT: This has been Mordecai with your daily dose of me stating the obvious.
The whole time I was caring more about Shepherd.
We were in an accident last year, and what you learn is no matter how small an accident you never say your ok because months later you can have health issues. It wasn't our fault and no air bags came out, but our van has a wheelchair ramp for my son and we were hit so hard the ramp bent and since they no longer make that kind they had to total our van. A year later I still am dealing with vertigo and some other serious issues.
Our case still isn't closed. So please never say your ok because if a year later your let's say blind it will come out of your pocket instead of theirs.
Link is still making stroke jokes when Rhett is like “he had a stroke”
check the doors for any bending on the body line. I got rearended the same way, ended up having my bumper repainted, clips replaced, and they realigned the hatch since it pushed it up a small bit and caused the paint to rub/wear off.
"You're like a self driving algorithm!"
That's what our kids will say when we tell'em stories about our youth.
Please do more of these! This felt like an old school gmm episode! I LOVED IT
Freaking Link 😂
11:47 I CAN'T
Lol ^-^
seidimeow
So glad the two of you are safe!
"He caused it"..."Did he do it?"
highlight of the episode for me
I could watch them talk all day...
I believe when officers do that it is called a "Traffic Break" which they usually do during accidents or when there is a dangerous incident ahead. Highway Patrol actually train pretty in depth to properly slow traffic on a highway.
Glad you and Shepard are okay! Btw your a great story teller
Link was on point today!
I had a car accident on the 24th of January of this year, & it was terrifying. My car was so messed up, it wouldn't turn on again. I was rushed to the ER because I broke my left clavicle & was scheduled for surgery in early February. The thing that made me feel like crap was not necessarily the injury or the fact I totaled the car, but that none of my "friends" checked in on me. Well one of them texted me, but I never had anyone visit me. I know other people have much more horrific accidents but it was very frightening for me. Every time I ride in another car (I can't drive) I feel uneasy & get nervous because I'm afraid something could happen.
I 100% get that feeling guilty thing when talking to authority :')
link's adorable face at the beginning. ugh, how does he do that?!?!
These are my favorite types of GMMores, the ones where they just tell a story or talk about nothing in particular. 10/10 👍
i really enjoy it when Rhett tells a story.
The thing the cop did is called a traffic break, they do it to make time to move an accident off of the road.
Yeah and I'm sure they're supposed to take your licenses and intervene without anyone asking to them
Glad that you are all ok!
"Then his rips off his uniform and says SUCKER" omg I died
9:30 „ahh I‘ve kidnapped him“ LMAOOO
Yikes, imagine if Link _had_ heard the story beforehand, he'd be making even more comments and jokes
i love it when they talk about when they get in trouble which is halarious
how do 8+ million people watch only Morning and not More? i'd go insane
Jamesdoodles lol I agree
Jamesdoodles lol Yup!
Some precarious sanity here.
@@bcaye wow, 4 years later, I’ve been waiting for you to show up.
A few months ago, I actually was in a fender bender and the cop forgot to give me my license back! I had to go by the police station and get it.
I am watching GMMORE before GMM for obvious reasons.
shaoni banerjee same
Same lol
Same here.
shaoni banerjee why?....
I'm at the point where I only watch CREW and sometimes GMMORE. GMM very rarely.
OH MY GOD. I LOVE LINKS SHIRT!!!!!!
The "fish swerving" is actually called a traffic break and they do it to bring traffic to as slow as they can so no one dies
And the logic of that Is? Lmao
@Me Me well it’s like blocking multiple lanes at once with one car and it slowly stops them then they can form a road block so that something doesn’t get get like a car or person
I'm just happy everything is okay and we got to hear a great story :)
Rhett, where’d you get that hoodie? The perfect amount of looking comfortable without looking like you gave up today.
My car got rear ended at a stop sign waiting to turn right (on the way to my grandmothers burial). The BMW that hit me took at least 4-5 times the damage that my Subaru did. Fortunately no one was hurt & we made it to the burial on time.
my mother was in a car accident not to long ago and now she has to get knee surgery on both and can barely walk because of the accident
Brittany Wagner thank you, i hope she gets better too. i was going to vlog her process but i don't think anyone will be interested if i vlog.
oh no.. prayers for your mom! hope she gets well soon!
Uyen Vu thanks
mars vlogs oh my goodness that's terrible! I hope she heals well 🙏🏻
Prayers for your mom! 😊
oh my. I hope that's the one he tweeted about not another one. But I'm so glad he's okay! 😍💕
Omg Rhett called himself "papa" 😂
I remember hearing about this on Twitter and Scarce talking about it. I'm glad you're okay though :3
who remembers when "storytime" was just GMMore?
Itzmist I was just thinking that.
right? the title makes it cheesy
I know this is an old video but link's mental capacity always surprises me.
ha ha ha, I'm totally paranoid too.
I went to California once (I live in Alabama) and the traffic was TERRIBLE. The week I went a bad storm came through and after it passed we went outside and everything look completely different than the day prior to the storm. There were palm trees fallen over and one building even caught on FIRE!
“Fish swerve” = Traffic Break
ahhhh! caprice classic! I've had two actually, an 85 & 89. Man, I loved those cars..its like driving a living room. Could hardly afford to put gas in the things, but hey....
"And how old is he?"
"Uhhhh....let me call his mom..."
I forget my nieces and nephews birthdays all the time. I have actually been standing at a counter to buy something, and I had to call my sister to confirm my nieces age. I thought for sure the lady was gonna be like "I'm sorry sir, we can't sell you this. Also, we called CPS because you clearly stole this child."
The Endicott my dad is the same way. There are three kids total, all girls, and we’re all born in November. So picking up meds at the pharmacy or checking in at the doctors office is a nightmare for him. He actually looks at us for confirmation sometimes.
Holy cow! I was just in Tanzania. I was thinking "what would it be like if I ran into one of their families here. This is amazing
Their friendship level is like : 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th level
Twink Pink nope. it's googolplex^googol.
ITS OVER 9000
Damn, I was about to write this. :D
Twink Pink a number doesn't make sense in this scenario
∞
You know you care about someone when something that serious happens, when they get in a car accident...
9:31 SOOOOO FUNNY I laughed out loud
Dude I love these story time episodes. Please keep this going!
Sunday GMM: *GMM 18+*
Anonymous Potato Nope
Anonymous Potato ☹️
I Am A Potato Can I eat you?
Is that a suggestion? Pretty sure these guys are religious though xD
Here's Yo Smoothie!-- I don't see what being religious has to do with being able to be "dirty"
I love watching story time videos like this with you guys. I'd love to see them more often. (:
Can you guys "mom about that" already please?!
I hope Shepard wasn't too scared! Glad everyone is okay
"I haven't been rear-ended like that since I was a kid."
I'm ashamed of my dirty mind.
12:05 "about half a mile, just me, and the two id.. guys behind me" xD
had to censor himself lmao
my sister almost collided with a deer in the highway. she screamed and woke her fiance who taking a nap in the front seat. I was in the back seat looking at a barn. when I hear a bump and her scream. it seems she only hit the back legs but still fled to the other side of the highway.
maria ortiz A deer hit my mom's buick.. she was letting dad drive and they saw a deer and hit the brakes, and the deer actually ran into the side of the buick and knocked itself out
Rhett explaining how the cop gave directions reminds me of the snl sketch.