link being a danger to himself and others for 7 minutes straight

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  • @youresoloud
    @youresoloud  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11408

    here’s to a mythical filled 2019 everyone, can’t wait to see what this year brings!
    0:00 Where’s That Food From
    0:11 International Spice Taste Test
    0:35 How To Implant False Memories (Unlisted)
    0:43 Cutting Your Own Hair Challenge
    0:51 $163 Chipotle Burrito Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD
    0:57 Fire Bowling
    1:21 Thanksgiving Pizza Taste Test
    1:42 Drinking the Nasty Instant Food Smoothie
    2:11 Feet Only Challenge
    2:31 Death By Champagne Cork
    2:41 Ultimate Ice Sculpting Challenge
    2:55 Mortician Makeover
    3:07 Epic Selfie Contest
    3:13 Carving a Turkey With a Sword
    3:24 Link's Fishing Accident (Rhett & Link Back Home)
    3:39 Most Satisfying Video Ever (CHALLENGE)
    3:45 Essential Items for the Apocalypse
    3:48 Will It Fruitcake Taste Test
    4:01 Whiskey Knife Unboxing
    4:13 $208 Chick-Fil-A Sandwich Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD
    4:24 Will It Fruitcake Taste Test
    4:33 Celebrity Cheating Match Game
    4:43 Making The Lego Millennium Falcon Fly
    4:47 Sticking Our Noses in Bread
    5:01 We Try Soap Cutting
    5:15 We Covered Ourselves In Magnets
    5:22 $120 McGriddle Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD
    5:31 Cheese Pictionary
    5:41 $120 McGriddle Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD
    5:57 Will It Jack-O'-Lantern
    6:02 $163 Chipotle Burrito Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD
    6:04 Dissecting A Frog w Mayim Bialik
    6:21 $120 McGriddle Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD
    6:27 Marriage Proposals What Will She Say (GAME)

    • @user-gk1ym6oq1e
      @user-gk1ym6oq1e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      youresoloud .

    • @levis2822
      @levis2822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      youresoloud you are amazing, you have never failed to make me laugh. hope you have a great 2019. thanks. :D

    • @justnothing4748
      @justnothing4748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What about 4:20
      What episode is it??

    • @spate7207
      @spate7207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy New Year Youresoloud 😊

    • @kathyfr6000
      @kathyfr6000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy new year! I’m so glad to have found your channel this year

  • @erraticfreak2095
    @erraticfreak2095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19740

    I get the feeling that Rhett is Links guardian angel and decided he needed to be here in physical form.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      This is such an underrated comment (that made me do an ugly snort) holy cow

    • @Lululover122
      @Lululover122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      That’s such a wholesome way to think of their friendship

    • @boxdisappeared3511
      @boxdisappeared3511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Because of how stupid he is? 🤣🤣

    • @luke-fh9gf
      @luke-fh9gf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@boxdisappeared3511 oof

    • @s3lf1shsyan1d3
      @s3lf1shsyan1d3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I just got this comment to 666 likes, please make it stay that way

  • @xavvy8663
    @xavvy8663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5882

    I cant get over how quickly Rhett is to take sharp things away from him, and how pliant and accepting Link is when that happens lmao

    • @hefas842
      @hefas842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      You get used to stopping idiots from hurting themselves quite quick... just ask my friends

    • @solanine9205
      @solanine9205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      And how ready Link is to reacquire another sharp object.

    • @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865
      @bluejayechaosenbybirb5865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Rhett just has strong fatherly instincts

    • @KatKitKay
      @KatKitKay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      With how long they’ve been friends, I don’t doubt Rhett has gotten used to taking sharp stuff from Link, and Link has just gotten used to getting sharp stuff taken away

    • @FatalBlow113
      @FatalBlow113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *COMpliant*

  • @stefaley
    @stefaley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6131

    Don’t forget when he tried to kill the fly on his forehead with scissors.

    • @karissmallworld2378
      @karissmallworld2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      W h a t

    • @raebookworm4013
      @raebookworm4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Where is the video link for that? Somehow I haven't watched that yet...

    • @God-mb8wi
      @God-mb8wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      what was the name of that episode?

    • @BB-bq5eg
      @BB-bq5eg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I think it's the episode with the cutting your own hair challenge. I'm not really sure...

    • @stefaley
      @stefaley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah it’s the haircutting episode lol

  • @somer4213
    @somer4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7649

    Link’s superpower: summoning knives
    Link’s weakness: knives

  • @spaghettiwizard2551
    @spaghettiwizard2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7895

    Link: *Almost blends his fingers*
    Link: *Puts his hand back in the blender*

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      No job is done until the blender work is finished...

    • @nueto8864
      @nueto8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      its called the call of the void. look it up

    • @colinbrackney916
      @colinbrackney916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Link: Oh MAN, that was close.... I bet I can get closer though

    • @kairos4484
      @kairos4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nueto8864 Learn something new everyday

  • @shaunaohalloran
    @shaunaohalloran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9817

    rhett: “what do you have?”
    link: “a knife!”
    rhett: “NO”

    • @mamasgirl357
      @mamasgirl357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I'm gonna make a comic of this.

    • @cancitpanton3654
      @cancitpanton3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That one was good tho

    • @crazycurlyfryy
      @crazycurlyfryy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shauna O'Halloran this comment wins

    • @commssionercam4402
      @commssionercam4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You stole this

    • @shaunaohalloran
      @shaunaohalloran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I didn’t know anyone else commented this, I wouldn’t be surprised if they did it’s not that creative but I’m just really into vines so it reminded me of it hahah

  • @iDIOTSOFOz
    @iDIOTSOFOz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5945

    Rhett: What do you have?
    Link: A knife!
    Rhett: *NO*

    • @ratchet_the_fox
      @ratchet_the_fox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Hope im not the only one that laughed his/her ass of at this comment

    • @maheenkhan7285
      @maheenkhan7285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @carry-2757
      @carry-2757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀

    • @LastLighthouse
      @LastLighthouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Stag des Gebäck no not just you I was picturing link as the little kid and I died laughing

    • @stayalivefren6485
      @stayalivefren6485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i see paNIC

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769
    @hagridsdisappointingson769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    I love how you can clearly see that Rhett is genuinely concerned for everyone's safety whenever Link is holding anything.

  • @nathanchung27
    @nathanchung27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3521

    Link: *_PULLS OUT CLEAVER_*
    Josh: "whERE DId yOU EVen GEt THAT????"

    • @trajankhan
      @trajankhan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      he has an infinite number of sharp tools

    • @Nj1498
      @Nj1498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josh!

    • @thomasrascol5269
      @thomasrascol5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It actually seemed like that wasn't planned

    • @nathanchung27
      @nathanchung27 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charleswow9552 I didn't know his name LOOOOL

    • @okthisisepic6273
      @okthisisepic6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      _thx for stealing my comment man_

  • @rwplm
    @rwplm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7370

    Link's not stupid, he's just "really good at suspending his intelligence."

    • @Shacow32
      @Shacow32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rwplm lol

    • @rwplm
      @rwplm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Logan Jones
      I said that because that's one of Link's quotes.

    • @brytekru7946
      @brytekru7946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      No-one has ever questioned his intelligence (which this subject has nothing to do with) but clearly his hand eye coordination is absolutely horrible. This has been proven with the dart game as well as every time he has had a sharp object in his hands. Some people are just absolutely horrible at some things yet very talented at many others but this guy needs to live in a kevlar bubble for sure.

    • @rwplm
      @rwplm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@brytekru7946
      The only reason why I said that, is because it was one of the Link's quotes and I thought it would make a good comment for this video.

    • @gablison
      @gablison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brytekru7946 What is Link talented at other than making a fool of himself?

  • @Mannibal_Lector
    @Mannibal_Lector 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11101

    Rhett has singlehandedly been keeping Link alive for nearly 40 years.
    Respect.

    • @rhain9388
      @rhain9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Mission Completed ✓
      - +Respect

    • @jadesanford2857
      @jadesanford2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      rhespectt

    • @encyicl220
      @encyicl220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      RHETTspect

    • @jadesanford2857
      @jadesanford2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@encyicl220 i already made the same joke !!!!!!! im calling the police!!!!!!!!!! joke theif

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jadesanford2857 no you fucking didn't

  • @andreasalazar9841
    @andreasalazar9841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    in the blender part he almost let his intrusive thoughts win💀

    • @MissSprinklesSmiles
      @MissSprinklesSmiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Link (with sharp things) is an intrusive thought

  • @koda5173
    @koda5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5072

    link: *acquires sharp object*
    crew: *chuckles* i’m in danger.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why doesn't this have more likes?

    • @Taurgar
      @Taurgar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @JorgeConstantini
      @JorgeConstantini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rhett: *chuckles* He's in danger

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everybody in a 20 mile radius: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @the_nikster1
      @the_nikster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol I legit thought of that Ralph Wiggum meme when I read that and it made me squeal aloud with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @lotsoftreble9907
    @lotsoftreble9907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3517

    i love how rehtt's concern isn't even a bit with the knives it's just genuine fear

    • @FestiveParrot
      @FestiveParrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol

    • @russelllim4891
      @russelllim4891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's best friends with this dude he knows

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @lolakaone_3496
      @lolakaone_3496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is GMM, not a mortuksksksk college promotion

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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      I just washed my face so u have a clean place to sit
      🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

  • @tiredzei
    @tiredzei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14518

    The level of tolerance Rhett has for Link is astounding.

    • @neockwon2099
      @neockwon2099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      Its like Link is a Man-Child

    • @Scrubjay457
      @Scrubjay457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +741

      You also gotta realize that somehow this man has a wife and some kids.

    • @williamemerson9714
      @williamemerson9714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Perhap they can do a follow-up episode and interview folks Link has or has come close to injuring.

    • @oliveb5768
      @oliveb5768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      *the level of tolerance the mythical crew has for these two is astounding

    • @unsubscribedanimation
      @unsubscribedanimation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Friggin true.

  • @rosequartzsubs2029
    @rosequartzsubs2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Rhett: “you’re not allowed to have these things”
    Link: *sad face*

  • @Katy_Bug89
    @Katy_Bug89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3746

    He's literally the embodiment of that vine where the kid is running around the pool, and someone asks, " What do you have?!" And the kid stops and says, "A KNIFE!" and then while his mother is screaming NO, proceeds to keep running around the pool.

    • @countrybandicoot
      @countrybandicoot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was just about to comment this.

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OK, he is not that careless. More like the kid that uses the oven when he is 6.

    • @Katy_Bug89
      @Katy_Bug89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 it was just a funny thought I had. I made a correlation in my mind between Link and the knife vine kid. He is pretty careless at times. This video is proof of that.

    • @turntsnaco824
      @turntsnaco824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish something as simple as likes meant that much to me.

    • @Katy_Bug89
      @Katy_Bug89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turntsnaco824 it's the little things in life.

  • @tycol322
    @tycol322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    "You do realize you just gave this man..."
    "A cup of napalm?"
    He was way too calm about that

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

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    • @C0astDelta
      @C0astDelta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@stevethea5250 ok

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@C0astDelta K. O

    • @topazprism77
      @topazprism77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevethea5250 okay boomer

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@topazprism77 huh

  • @b-ri1338
    @b-ri1338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    **Link pulls out cleaver**
    “WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT?!”

    • @kaloniceStMoss
      @kaloniceStMoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      B-RI where did he get it tho

    • @Sheashay101
      @Sheashay101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Knives just materialize around him

    • @TheTruthPenguin
      @TheTruthPenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Link has access to the game void. Where all game characters pull their inventory out

    • @zirjaeger4037
      @zirjaeger4037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      what, you guys don't carry cleavers around in your pants?

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zirjaeger4037 oh hooo. Theres something in those pants alright.

  • @JustinMorristchs
    @JustinMorristchs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I love when Link gets nervous being told that he is unsafe with sharp objects, he gets EVEN more unsafe to compensate as he tries to laugh it off. He can't help himself. lol

  • @the-dark-artist
    @the-dark-artist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    Alternate title: Rhett baby sits Link for 7 minutes straight

    • @fluffyseals9571
      @fluffyseals9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The-Dark -Artist Good idea!

    • @starsanimations1107
      @starsanimations1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Full grown man babysits in fear of his psychotic knife wielding father friend"

  • @tezla6332
    @tezla6332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    “This is a cloaca”
    “Want me to make it bigger?”
    “Wha-what NO?!”

    • @MichelleD2023
      @MichelleD2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I'm amazed at how quickly Mayim picked up on how dangerous Link is...

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was watching that episode during biology class while the episode was first aired a couple of years back, and everyone were wondering why I was snickering by myself. Golden times.

    • @g00mbaguy
      @g00mbaguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i wonder how many other celebrities have been exposed to Link and his dangerous relationship with weapons. Mayim can’t be the first

    • @curteisemann9704
      @curteisemann9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoopeRontu1999 no way

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@curteisemann9704 Not kidding. It was a blast! :D

  • @cecrophia_
    @cecrophia_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    And this is how we know Rhett is the ultimate Dad

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I will be the 1st to agree.

    • @kitkiwi1836
      @kitkiwi1836 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True.

    • @VishwajithSaminathan
      @VishwajithSaminathan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @clivehandforth3531
      @clivehandforth3531 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Capital u

    • @beemer9108
      @beemer9108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unfortunately, I don't think that is actually the case. I think that Link would be the better dad specifically because he is a lot more clumsy, and has been his entire life. He knows that his children will be, and he knows that he is, so they are all bound to make mistakes. He's more laid back, and that's _really_ important when it comes to children, growing up and making mistakes.
      For example:
      Rhett would be the kind of dad to make his kid sit back in his chair while everyone sang _Happy Birthday_
      Link would be the kind of dad who lets his kid get really close to the candles on the cake, and even maybe stick his hand out and learn that fire burns.
      In this case, surely they would grow up knowing that fire is bad, and Rhett's kid would make the same mistake in some other manner, but the basis for making mistakes has already been established in Link's child's case. It's not the greatest example, but just shows that Link, objectively, could be the better dad because of his knack for making mistakes.

  • @KaleidoscopeK9
    @KaleidoscopeK9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Link is the kind of guy where if you leave him in an empty room with a pencil & a piece of paper, he is more likely to stab himself with the pencil than write on the paper.

  • @skoomadog9008
    @skoomadog9008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Rhett: "So no sharp things."
    Link: *proceeds to lick pizza cutter and stick hand in a blender*

    • @emmajochum8682
      @emmajochum8682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TBH I'm guilty of licking pizza cutters. As long as you keep moving in an upward motion, no side to side, you're golden!

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      White Wood Asmr Saaame. Except I don't even do it the safe way. Pizza cutters just don't cut (or at least well) without the proper force behind 'em.

  • @loreleiloriestone9179
    @loreleiloriestone9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1720

    Rhett’s voice when he says “do not give the man weapons,” is such a mood.

    • @abbymorrison3097
      @abbymorrison3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know right 😂 Gets me every time! And when he says "Why-w, why would you do it?"

  • @user-pw8kc9le1e
    @user-pw8kc9le1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    It's bloody hilarious that you can literally feel Rhett's tripled anxiety level whenever Link is around anything sharp/dangerous.

  • @nickowl128
    @nickowl128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Link's "i know what I am holding is dangerous, and for some reason i think that is fun/funny" face is absolutely hysterical. Its the same every time. He just gets so excited

  • @annethetrashcan-3672
    @annethetrashcan-3672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    this is the only class that i would actually take
    *sign me up man*

    • @Izzy-mt5jw
      @Izzy-mt5jw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to!😂 (I need the lesson link gets about handling sharp things😂not the lesson what to NOT give link😂)

  • @heathergaywood7258
    @heathergaywood7258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Rhett: *says not to do something in a panic*
    Link: does it

  • @pickle7011
    @pickle7011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4811

    Link reminds me of my puppy when I say “what are you eating” and he tries to swallow it quicker.

    • @taylor-qu8nh
      @taylor-qu8nh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Pickle omg yes

    • @evan_mirDM
      @evan_mirDM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same with my chinchilla

    • @peachesandgravyy
      @peachesandgravyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BITCH THSTS THE MOST ACCURATE COMPARISON ONFGFRHIVMF

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And if you try to take away whatever they have then they turn on you and bite your finger, also similar to Link

    • @TildAbuse
      @TildAbuse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And IMMEDIATE smiles, like the vomit could still be dripping from hia chops and the tail is going a mile a minute. "HAI DAD. THAT TASTED FUNNY. IS ARE PLAY TIEM NAO??"

  • @kayleeruiz
    @kayleeruiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Rhett’s face at 1:51 is so funny to me because you can see him processing what just happened in the split second he was turned away and then link proceeds to do it again

  • @readintimely2517
    @readintimely2517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I always thought they were JOKING about giving him weapons. And how dangerous he was...then I saw this.

  • @xiberator3758
    @xiberator3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4319

    if link with a single knife was a character in mortal combat, he would be the most powerful character

    • @letmeramble
      @letmeramble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      You could give him just a *NAIL* and he’d probably find a way to injure someone-

    • @PatRick-ny7gi
      @PatRick-ny7gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      If link with a single knife was a charater in super smash bros ultimate he would damage himself with every attack

    • @alexzander7386
      @alexzander7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Every attack hurts him too tho

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he'd end up stabbing himself before anyone else

    • @freedom-man
      @freedom-man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Knife with (Melee weapons 100)

  • @zuralani1
    @zuralani1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    "This is the cloaca"
    "Want me to make it bigger?"
    "Wha---NO!"

    • @koda5173
      @koda5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grunkly Devito no

  • @watermeloon314
    @watermeloon314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The fact it's just a instinct for Rhett to take away a knife from Link says a lot.

    • @emiliaholmberg3320
      @emiliaholmberg3320 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah. I think Link has had too many sharps accidents that Rhett rather takes them away from Link before he or someone close by gets killed on accident.

  • @IamhereforSmosh
    @IamhereforSmosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3179

    Someone save Rhett from his BFF. He's in permanent danger

  • @lazylittledragon
    @lazylittledragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2381

    i propose the idea: "chase being underpaid for x minutes"

    • @fofnifolar
      @fofnifolar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      “the mythical crew deserving a raise for x minutes”

    • @kawaii8389
      @kawaii8389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @joshstirrat9769
      @joshstirrat9769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Would that not just be the whole channel?

  • @randomperson3601
    @randomperson3601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    4:13
    “Alright, so first, we need to slice up these cucumbers.”
    “I got it!” (Pulls out cleaver)
    “NO!”
    *”WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT?!”*

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly such a rogue thing to do. Rogue gets checked for weapons and just finds a knife lying around

    • @bredpiff
      @bredpiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol that was the most funniest part for me and my second most funniest part is when he was trying to cut a peach and it said *chases peach with knife* had me dead

    • @thepip3599
      @thepip3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s my favourite part of the video. He wasn’t even given the knife.

    • @koklim5136
      @koklim5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Up his bum

  • @keggerous
    @keggerous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    What makes Link scary is that he literally doesn't look at what he's doing when he's swinging around the bladed weapons. He'll be looking in another direction while just randomly thrusting the blade in a general direction.

  • @allisonl401
    @allisonl401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Link is literally the meme of the little kid running with the knife and his mom going “NO!!?!”

    • @ohwellhey6221
      @ohwellhey6221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Rhett is the mom

    • @zelbun
      @zelbun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "What do you have in your hand?"

    • @CoolStory543
      @CoolStory543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “A KNIFE”

  • @theseagullwithteeth116
    @theseagullwithteeth116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I love how Rhett is always trying to just be chill and jokey but also be like “guys stop giving him weapons please he will hurt or kill someone if you give him any more weapons” at the same time

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao, yeah

    • @MrCjlauer49338
      @MrCjlauer49338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rhett is like that one dad who is really good at being funny but shows how tired he is when he has to correct his children.

  • @notashie5271
    @notashie5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    "Rhett being Links father for 7 minutes straight."

  • @LexiPoreda
    @LexiPoreda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love how even Link himself was like, "I'm not supposed to have this." 😂 These clips crack me up

  • @darkhafgor
    @darkhafgor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Let's be honest, without Rhett, Link probably had killed half of the mythical crew by now

    • @hanter765
      @hanter765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pinhead perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not that many, he would have managed to cut off his own arms first 😂

    • @kaloniceStMoss
      @kaloniceStMoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably

    • @MichaelColonDee
      @MichaelColonDee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And himself lmaoo

    • @BellaDarby-uk8my
      @BellaDarby-uk8my 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanter765 nnNoOnnnOooooooo

  • @mondobe
    @mondobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    Link: *has literally anything*
    Everyone in the entire world: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mordialloc College is a rapidly growing secondary 7-12 coeducational college located in Melbourne's south-east. The purpose of student learning at Mordialloc College is to provide a challenging learning environment where students feel safe and supported to succeed in a wide range of opportunities and pathways. Our students will become confident, successful and valuable citizens in their local and global communities. We have a dedicated and skilled teaching team and the academic progress and wellbeing of every student is of the utmost importance. The Mordialloc College community share and proudly demonstrate our agreed core values of Personal Best - Work to the best of your ability. Pursue excellence, try hard and constantly seek to improve; Integrity - Be true to yourself by doing what is right. Be honest and trustworthy; Respect - Treat everyone with equal consideration. Be accepting of others and their differences and Responsibility - Be accountable for your actions. Contribute positively to the school and wider community. Mordialloc College students feel safe and supported as they progress on their individual learning journey, experiencing a wide range of opportunities and pathways. It is most pleasing to see that students are engaged and enjoy coming to school at Mordialloc College as reflected in the Student Attitudes to School survey results. We consistently achieve very positive results, being well above the state average on most variables. This includes: effective teaching practice for cognitive engagement, teacher-student relations, learner characteristics and disposition, social engagement and school safety. The data supports the innovative learning programs in action across the College. A key feature of Mordialloc College is that the curriculum and structure have been designed to enable teachers, students and parents to develop close and positive relationships. Our Learning Centres in Years 7 & 8 are well established and our Year 9 students look forward to the opportunities offered by participating in the "Mordialloc Experience" program, yet we continue to reflect and seek to improve in every aspect of our programs to ensure we are getting the best outcomes for our students. There is a broad range of opportunities and pathways offered in the senior school, including VCE, VET and VCAL which cater for the diverse interests, needs and abilities of our student cohort. The college is also an accredited SEAL (Select Entry Accelerated Learning Program) provider and member of the exclusive SEAL academy, which gives highly able students an even more rewarding and challenging educational experience. Students have the opportunity to complete the first four years of secondary schooling in three, giving them greater flexibility in the final three years. The College has a strong culture around professional learning and coaching as reflected in our two hour weekly staff workshop together focusing on two of our Key Improvement Strategies in the latest Strategic Plan. Developing precision in teacher practice using agreed lesson structures and challenging learning tasks that reflect high expectations for student learning and strengthening feedback and coaching for staff; and to develop and embed rigorous, reliable and well differentiated assessment practices to support quality learning outcomes for all students. We are entering an exciting period of sustained improvement at Mordialloc College. The school compares favourably to like schools on NAPLAN and we are above the state average on all measures across Years 7 and 9, including for student growth, We have been categorised as performing exceptionally well in reading and numeracy. In September 2018, the College received the rating of “influence” school which is the highest performance rating given by DET. We achieved a median study score of 30 in our 2018 VCE results, with 16% of students achieving ATARs over 90. Facility development has been significant in recent years, including our state of the art, environmentally friendly Discovery Centre for Science, a multi-media ICT rich Resource Hub, a refurbishment of the Year 7 Learning Centre and in 2017 our new Performing Arts Centre, canteen, PE/sports stadium and physiology lab were open.. The College is a BYOD 1:1 environment with students in the Senior School bringing a device or devices of their choice and in the Middle School we have a 1:1 iPad program. The College excels at the Performing Arts, winning the 2008 Rock Eisteddfod Challenge, and in 2018 presented "The Addams Family”. Mordialloc is strongly represented in regional sporting competitions in a wide variety of sports. Mordialloc can be proud of its reputation, having been celebrated as an exemplar within the system as a school at the forefront of educational innovation. The College is frequently asked to present at educational forums at a state, national and international level and has hosted many visitors keen to see our programs in action.

    • @chlorine_wasp
      @chlorine_wasp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Steve Thea wat

    • @PinkPixelProductions
      @PinkPixelProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Steve Thea what does this have to do with the comment at all?!?!?

    • @mondobe
      @mondobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steve Thea dislike Steve Thea's comment plz

  • @campbellnotsoup5389
    @campbellnotsoup5389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "I'm not supposed to have this." A perfect summary of everything.

  • @benjaminkasson2587
    @benjaminkasson2587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Rhett loves to eat so much because he next to Link every meal could be his last, so he enjoys it to the fullest.

  • @epoillaKory
    @epoillaKory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Rhett and crew: Link what do you have
    Link: A KNIFE!
    Rhett and crew: NO!!!

    • @waywardbard
      @waywardbard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHAHA

    • @sheepaleepz
      @sheepaleepz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just about to comment that lmao.

    • @asiao.1515
      @asiao.1515 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s like that vine

    • @cateyyyjaneee8538
      @cateyyyjaneee8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kory Neff omg lmfao

    • @dashayoung7402
      @dashayoung7402 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can picture that so well😂

  • @juliann9044
    @juliann9044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    Link practicing Rhett’s gesturing suggestions at 6:22 gets me every time

    • @LoganSimpkins04
      @LoganSimpkins04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      And still messes up 😆

    • @anatuitavake5842
      @anatuitavake5842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm dead😂😂

    • @kaileem3048
      @kaileem3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      the best part is he’s failing at it too

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfaoooooo very in character of link

    • @test-ti1xj
      @test-ti1xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    "Knife?"
    "No."
    "Bigger knife?"
    "NO.
    The non-sharp stuff. I want more! That's... that's a knife."

    • @JamerG
      @JamerG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Knife?”
      “No.”
      “ *Bigger* knife?”
      “NO. I want the NON sharp stuff! I want more! Tha-THATS a knife.”
      “You sure you don’t want it?”
      “Yes!”
      “Ok..ok..”
      “Now get a GOOD utensil.”
      “Butcher knife?”
      “ *NOOOO-* “

    • @NorMarkus
      @NorMarkus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow, what a coincidence! It's almost like we watched the exact same video!

  • @kristinaglasgow7317
    @kristinaglasgow7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "You've given him a frickin' backup knife?!"

  • @gia2265
    @gia2265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Things not to give link: *Anything*

    • @okimook7692
      @okimook7692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ameliafraser9320 No, he's gonna hug someone to death

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Things not to give Link: *Yes.*

    • @radiofuel2733
      @radiofuel2733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kids? He hasn't damaged one yet, but he might need to be supervised.

    • @gia2265
      @gia2265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      radio fuel Give him time man, it’ll happen. xD

    • @nonnnth
      @nonnnth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even peanut butter

  • @DarkHarvest666
    @DarkHarvest666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    4:15 is my favorite.
    “No! Wh-where do you even find that?!?”

    • @Keallei
      @Keallei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Squeedily Spooch I’m coping with this video by nervously laughing the whole time.

  • @chuckyboy4459
    @chuckyboy4459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Link: *finds knife*
    People in the room: *runs out of room*

    • @Peip692
      @Peip692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i literally was thinking of running out of my room

    • @nopeno2120
      @nopeno2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No one else was in THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS

    • @sidhorum8571
      @sidhorum8571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel that if link ever got a fire arm we should all just leave the planet

    • @thesmileshow9651
      @thesmileshow9651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nopeno2120 I wanna be in the ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS

    • @chuckyboy4459
      @chuckyboy4459 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *WHEN DID I GET 663 LIKES?!?!?!?!?!*

  • @dianarojo-jewell6091
    @dianarojo-jewell6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The level of anxiety Link causes when he’s holding anything remotely dangerous is palpable

  • @RisingAssassin
    @RisingAssassin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    This gave me so much anxiety.

  • @soap11793
    @soap11793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Link: * has a sharp object *
    Everyone:main objective *SURVIVE*

  • @tiredzei
    @tiredzei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Things not to give Link: *his own hands and feet*

    • @chipsnjoaq5174
      @chipsnjoaq5174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      amputation time chirren

    • @calliesart9778
      @calliesart9778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I appreciate the fact that the total number of likes is 9-1-1

  • @dr.JackieBright
    @dr.JackieBright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I know that not everyone is great with blade safety, but Link is actually a menace. It's one thing to fool around a bit with a knife (so long as you're not endangering someone else or your own life) but it's an entirely different thing to actively have everyone in your immediate vicinity worried at all times when you have a blade nearby and are not inherently violent.

  • @DannyFedora
    @DannyFedora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    If you watch this video at 11:53:23 on New Year's Eve, Link will pop the confetti at midnight

    • @gonfreecss8753
      @gonfreecss8753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you good sir

    • @jennytam9704
      @jennytam9704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do people time that?

    • @alyssaclark2498
      @alyssaclark2498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that’s what’s up

    • @sarahm8695
      @sarahm8695 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you for this comment ok

    • @Spartn86
      @Spartn86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jennytam9704 math

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    The chaotic energy radiating off this man is astounding

    • @amelieg246
      @amelieg246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've obviously never encountered Jeff Blim because honestly this is nothing 😂

  • @jahircervantes753
    @jahircervantes753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    4:13
    "First we need to slice up these cucumbers"
    *link immediately takes out a cleaver*
    "I gaaaat it"

    • @SaucyBoiYt
      @SaucyBoiYt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “No! Where did you even find that?!”

  • @memegoddess8014
    @memegoddess8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Link: *sticks hand in blender*
    *Blender turns on*
    Link:"that got closer than it should have"
    Also Link: *sticks hand back in blender

  • @shooglechic
    @shooglechic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "The face of someone who isn't listening"--thats the face all three kids of mine make when I talk about chores and picking up toys.

  • @WhatsMyFandom
    @WhatsMyFandom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "You cut your finger? Of course ya did" LOL

  • @kentjohnsen3502
    @kentjohnsen3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    4:14 Josh's reaction "Where did you even find that?!" 😂😂😂

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I had no idea that was Josh until I started watching mythical kitchen a few weeks ago XD he's been working for them for a while, I guess

  • @ZA-zack
    @ZA-zack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The smile link had when he got his cleaver back made me a little nervous.

  • @frank.medgyesi
    @frank.medgyesi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Gonna celebrate new year's eve with this video.

    • @jasmineking4596
      @jasmineking4596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frank Medgyesi sounds like a good plan

    • @tornadotrg6502
      @tornadotrg6502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me as well

    • @carazy123_
      @carazy123_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohh yeahhh, it’s New Year’s Eve
      Didn’t realize that lol

    • @bjornnielsen7613
      @bjornnielsen7613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      11:53:23 is when you should start it. Then at midnight link will pop the confetti!

  • @gebycho
    @gebycho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    You really can see how Rhett have already experienced things that happen whenever Link got ANY OBJECTS in his hands. Look at that genuinely concerned expression!!! He acted like link's dad oml

  • @kail1660
    @kail1660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    I love the parts where you can SEE him formulating

  • @Notdigitalaer
    @Notdigitalaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Link: * fires a giant party popper at Rhett *
    Also Link: WOOOOOAAAHHH * instant happiness *

  • @smothmoongazer
    @smothmoongazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    why are guys named Link always associated with bladed weapons?

    • @LukesOffline
      @LukesOffline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂

    • @Rvccxxn
      @Rvccxxn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Is that a Zelda reference?
      Im joking i know it is i love The Legend of Zelda

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yess

    • @zzdahaewae
      @zzdahaewae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only 2 of em

    • @cryptidram
      @cryptidram 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry but is that a sci sans profile pic-

  • @Indiabaycr
    @Indiabaycr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Rhett and Link are the real life representation of that vine that's like
    "What do you have?"
    "A KNIFE"
    "NOOO!!"

    • @bagofsunshine3916
      @bagofsunshine3916 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a "knife"..... a "KNOIFE"

    • @theripper451
      @theripper451 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me and my partner frequently yell this at each other since I’m a chef and she shouldn’t have sharp objects

  • @chanceshadow
    @chanceshadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Chase's "WhY dId YoU dO tHaT?!?!?!" makes me laugh everytime I hear it XD

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Rhett's parenting responsibilities amplify tenfold when Link is in the room

  • @Nijadyfa_13t
    @Nijadyfa_13t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Things to not give link:
    1. Things

  • @kelseypearl
    @kelseypearl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    *What not to give Link*
    Lesson 1: darts
    Lesson 2: scissors
    Lesson 3: fire
    Lesson 4: a pizza wheel
    Lesson 5: a blender
    Lesson 6: his own hands and feet
    Lesson 7: a chainsaw
    Lesson 8: sharp metal tools
    Lesson 9: glass
    Lesson 10: swords
    Lesson 11: *knives*
    Lesson 12: hammers
    Lesson 13: fireworks
    Lesson 14: explosives
    Lesson 15: forks
    Lesson 16: tomahawks
    Lesson 17: cleavers
    Lesson 18: matches
    Lesson 19: backup knives
    Lesson 20: electricity
    Lesson 21: rocks
    Lesson 22: vegetable peelers
    Lesson 23: hot stuff
    Lesson 24: sporks
    Lesson 25: scalpels
    Lesson 26: toothpicks
    Lesson 27: flammable materials
    Lesson 28: literally anything else

    • @youtubetrash3196
      @youtubetrash3196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      VellichorGemini I'm tired and I read 16 at tomatoes

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!

  • @sleepisfortheweak8501
    @sleepisfortheweak8501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    0:52 He looks like a small child waiting in anticipation to tell his father “look what I can do”

  • @belle326
    @belle326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:44 Link is that one suicidal brain cell that tells you to do it every time there's something dangerous you shouldn't do

  • @Geedis287
    @Geedis287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    I want someone to look at me like Link looks at sharp objects

    • @cej3940
      @cej3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sure papi

    • @traviskoser883
      @traviskoser883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean like a crazed maniac?

    • @koklim5136
      @koklim5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@traviskoser883 yes he wants that XD

    • @BB-bq5eg
      @BB-bq5eg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Temuville
      @Temuville 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @silkenribs
    @silkenribs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I can totally imagine them getting a new employee and Rhett just takes them somewhere where Link can't hear them and he sits them down in front of a laptop.
    "Link can't have knives. No sharp things. No fire."
    "Okay? But. . . why?"
    Rhett opens up the laptop to this video, the employee's face is evenxmore confused now.
    "This is why."
    And he hits play. XD

    • @saruwatarisa
      @saruwatarisa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mythical Entertainment GMM Crew Training Video? xD

    • @aaahhhwhy
      @aaahhhwhy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @averyrasnick6555
      @averyrasnick6555 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      China

  • @DanTheManCalter
    @DanTheManCalter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I feel like this just proves that some children survive to adulthood by sheer luck.

    • @traeix
      @traeix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Link has only made it this far from Rhett's guidance lol

    • @月光-z6q
      @月光-z6q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DanTheManCalter
      This comment is too true.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like Kevin.

  • @emersonkerin7046
    @emersonkerin7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:32 links slow-mo laughing really makes me laugh, I replayed that about ten times 😂

  • @addictedtovr9210
    @addictedtovr9210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    5:16
    Knife?
    *no*
    Bigger knife??
    *no, the non sharp stuff*
    **takes out smol knife**

    • @Pacvalham
      @Pacvalham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *That's a knife!*

  • @TheCancerousLoli
    @TheCancerousLoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Rhett: Cut like this so you don’t hurt yourself
    Link: *dangerous cutting intensifies*

  • @Cardiax
    @Cardiax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    This compilation makes Rhett look like Link's constantly worried father. Oh boy.

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    As someone with an (entirely rational) irrational fear of pizza cutters, I can confirm that 1:22-1:41 terrified me more than anything else I've ever experienced, apart from the incident that originally gave me my fear of pizza cutters. So thank you for that, Link

    • @rainbowangel5264
      @rainbowangel5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What was the original incident-

    • @Sammy-jp9gk
      @Sammy-jp9gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also have an extreme fear of pizza cutters :D it sucks

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@rainbowangel5264 I cut my little finger on a pizza cutter when I was about 5. Barely hurt, but there was TONS of blood and it really freaked me out. As a kid, stuff like that sticks with you

    • @rainbowangel5264
      @rainbowangel5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CoRLex-jh5vx yikes, that sounds really bad!

  • @Puffymosman9
    @Puffymosman9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    When you first look at them you’d think link was the responsible one
    But NOPE

  • @Ryniano
    @Ryniano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Video: Last weapon, knives
    Me: Looks at video time
    Video 4 minutes left

    • @mollyoliphant9783
      @mollyoliphant9783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ryniano it’s literally half the video😂

  • @Katievlogs1127
    @Katievlogs1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4155

    Rhett: let me see what you have
    Link: A KNIFE
    Rhett and crew: NO!

    • @amelieg246
      @amelieg246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      If anyone ever does "GMM as vines" that has to be the first one 😂

    • @pho_is_not_interesting
      @pho_is_not_interesting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@amelieg246 th-cam.com/video/vk8rb0i_BdM/w-d-xo.html

    • @Eternlsunshine
      @Eternlsunshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just commented this and I knew someone somewhere had thought the same thing. damn

    • @doughnutthehamster7255
      @doughnutthehamster7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rhett: NO!
      Crew: omg why does he have a knife

    • @brattymaggie
      @brattymaggie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      every mythical beast: NO

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:57 I have a similar OCD tic regarding, "fate tempting".
    The worst one is closing my eyes while driving.
    It REALLLY sucks to have one voice saying, "Just do it ONE more time, and you'll be satisfied and NEVER have to do it again." And the moment you satisfy that tic, the very moment it's done. That you hear that same voice saying the same thing with a deeper promise. "Ok, REALLY, this time is the LAST time EVER." And it just keeps repeating.

    • @nickowl128
      @nickowl128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to fucking therapy before you kill someone, jesus christ

    • @TheTechAdmin
      @TheTechAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickowl128 Hahahahahahahha

    • @apatheticautumn
      @apatheticautumn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he reminds me a lot of my friend with ocd and link almost let his intrusive thoughts win i m m e d i a t e l y

  • @yugentear
    @yugentear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I'm pretty sure link is missing that part of the brain that says "I shouldn't do this"

    • @oohdannyboy
      @oohdannyboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, I have ADHD, and I'm pretty sure Link does too. Would explain a lot.

  • @DinoTamer-22
    @DinoTamer-22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    “And lastly knives.”
    Me: awww does that mean it’s the end of the video?
    *check time and only halfway though.*
    Me:how many-....why do they keep giving him knives?!

    • @TheRealMinotaur667
      @TheRealMinotaur667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And every single time the whole crew is like "NO!!!"

    • @aflo5327
      @aflo5327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @reibean9542
      @reibean9542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @unsubscribedanimation
      @unsubscribedanimation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They always think it will be funny. Then they all remember why they shouldn't do that.

  • @GamerKid11
    @GamerKid11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    6:21 i love how confused he is trying to not move the cleaver.

    • @astvats
      @astvats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GamerKid11 i was waiting for someone to point that out lmao

  • @thatwouldbeme
    @thatwouldbeme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "where do you even find that!?" Gets me every time

  • @miriam3916
    @miriam3916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    he is beauty
    he is chase
    he has links foot in his face

    • @suzyroseblossom
      @suzyroseblossom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts

    • @flamingequinox
      @flamingequinox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, this is word for word the exact same thing I was thinking xD

  • @peteantoniou5659
    @peteantoniou5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I'm starting to think Link is a undercover assasin who's plans on killing everyone keeps on failing.

    • @quombo3141
      @quombo3141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you say... "assasinator?"

    • @lizzieandmocha1131
      @lizzieandmocha1131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rattlesnake He's more like an ex-assassin who just has a tendency to take out weapons any time he's in a stressful situation.

    • @m7nahil
      @m7nahil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lizzieandmocha1131 or anytime he's in any situation

  • @willowmoon9424
    @willowmoon9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Link: knife?
    Rhett: no
    Link: bigger knife?
    Rhett: No! Something that's not sharp
    *Later on*
    Rhett: MORE I WANT MORE
    Link: *brings out a knife*
    Rhett: I WA- Woah hey wait listen.. that's a knife

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Omg I can’t. I’m surprised Link hasn’t killed himself or someone else yet.