+SuperLLama42 that's with everything, not just weddings. you know how much confusion pain and misery has been caused in this world cuz shit pastors and priests undermine and usurp the very God they claim to represent? how many ppl have turned their backs on God because of what some con artist in a robe has said or done? the words "they have hell to pay" comes to mind
Fun fact: the objections are supposed to be things that actually prevent the marriage from being valid. Things like "the bride is already married" or "the groom is forcing the bride to marry him against her will". Also, to prevent drama and waste of time, in the Catholic Church the wedding is always publicly announced beforehand and objections can be raised privately to the priest.
I remember reading on an advice collum that A Groom's best friend who was the officiate to the wedding. Best Friend stopped in the middle of the ceremony to propose to his girlfriend and announce her pregnancy. NO ONE called him out! He even had the DJ do a special song for him and his fiancee, even the Photographer mainly took pictures of the newly engaged couple. What sucks is that the groom and his bride had saved a lot of money for the wedding only to be hijacked by the "best friend" and the other friends told the groom and bride to just "get over it".
That's only okay if you asked the bride and groom first and they approved it!! Otherwise, if he didn't, it's because he knew the idea would be rejected and he didn't have the respect for his friend to refrain from stealing the special day!
Will totally steal this idea for my wedding....that will never happen because I'm not planning on getting married, ever. So plan B is convincing friends to have a pirate-themed wedding.
Groom was after some booty. The bride was aiming to release the kraken on some rough waters. Not a wave was to be seen, yet the boat was rocking wildly that night and took on great waters on deck. How are these nautical puns doing for y'all? I got more.
I feel like couples who invite exes to their weddings, unless they're *extremely* good friends, are just people who are looking for some sort of drama to happen. That's just my take, like why invite someone who broke up with you and vice versa? To make them feel bad? I don't get it.
I would go to most of my exs weddings if invited lol I'm still friends with all but two of the guys I've dated over a lifetime it's only fucked up if one of the two make it fucked up, if both people are mature it's totally fine 🤷♀️
@@JS-wv3iy Imagine if that was someone you dated for 5 years or more. Lived with. Shared an entire life with. It may be no big deal if it's someone you spent 2 weeks with in high school, but if you were truly in love, it's not always so easy. Or so cut and dry.
Plottwist; that friend is actually in love with the groom but went with the running joke so that he doesnt stand in the way of his best friends happiness but deep down he is forever heartbroken.
At The only wedding I ever attended (that’s sad I know that, but luckily I’m still pretty young) the priest was giving God’s blessing to the couple before letting them to exchange the rings. just right then, a church’s window slowly opened and a sunshine hit them, making the bride’s white dress almost shining. That was so beautiful.
These stories are all either small funny moments and pranks amongst friends, or THE GREATEST SPECTACLE OF DRAMA EVEN UNLEASHED UNTO MANKIND, SHAKESPEARE IS QUAKING
Why would one wait until that moment to object. What a waste of money, time, and worry preparing for that wedding. I guess a lot of people were just trying to go for the dramatic “wow” factor.
On a similar note, I got married at a justice of the peace and I guess he had several weddings that day. When he said "Do you take Sarah..." my mother-in-law to be chimed in "Crystal!" I said, "Whoa, let's take a look at Sarah, first."
As a person who's come out, someone else's wedding is a very, very bad time to come out. ...I hope that everyone was mad for the right reason tho. You know, that the cousin stole the attention. At someone else's wedding.
Sarah Hamilfan I'm sure you didn't do it during the eulogy or even in the area of the grave maybe after people grieved together and y'all went out to Denny's or something and it came about that's fine I'm glad you had a smooth time telling your aunt
The one with the storm - rain is actually considered auspicious in many cultures. That clap of thunder was probably one of divine approval. Pastor was stone-cold though. I like that.
My ex-stepmother and Dad had rain at their wedding, she didn't get her planned beach wedding and had to have it in the hotel reception, they broke up five years later unfortunately two kids came out of that
Alexander A. Since when is a woman not being a virgin before marriage makes her not worthy to be someone’s wife? I mean, we’re already in an era of open-minded people. It really wasn’t the Father-in-Law’s business whether she was still a virgin or not.
@@alexandera.1411 no it isn't it is his son's and wife's buisness, if she lost her virginity with him and still got married I don't see the problem, why cause the groom was well aware that he "took her virginity" which means he loves her no matter what
Kam3man by being a sensible human being that understand that the MoH was definitely and genuinely sorry; does the MoH deserve the bride’s friendship again? Most likely not; but the MoH definitely deserves some forgiveness, and Im glad the bride (as far as I know) was sensible and forgave the MoH (to an extent).
I've heard of one where the best man (who was the bride's brother iirc) objects and tells the groom "I don't wanna live this lie anymore, and you know you don't love her" and then they kissed, and the bride ran away in tears. Sad, but better than marrying a gay dude and putting years into that marriage.
I was at a wedding once and when the person doing the wedding asked if there were any objections, there was silence, following by one baby going "Uh oh!"
I considered doing that at my uncles wedding when I was 6. Didn’t though, I decided it wasn’t a good idea. But even now, every time the speak now part comes, the thought always crosses my mind. Just for a split second. Then I wave it away
My cousins wedding. During the reception, immediate family members got to say a speech. The grandmother of the Bride came up and basically said that my uncle (brides father) did not parent her, the mother did. That’s a lie. They co-parented the child and made sure that all 5 of theirs kids were taken care of (they babysat me when i was younger so I know). It was awkward for everyone as she talked for 15 minutes throwing shade on the Brides Father, no one stopped her. Then she out right said that he was a bad father but she still turned out great. Not that many people visit her anymore.
Happen a couple years, I think it's been ten years. I'm one of the best man in my friend's wedding. He and his gf where my childhood friend, so I know they didn't cheat on each other. So when the priest is going to ask "who would object to this union", a guy walks in and said I object. And to our shock the father of the girl suddenly stand up and pin the guy to the ground. Turns out the guy ( in his mid 30's ) is actually a stalker, and he's stalking the girl without her noticing, and some how the father knew this would happen. P.S: their living a happy life now with a 9 year old daughter.
This is the second, just remmembered it cause of the last part. When I was 6 I was the ring man ( the guy that holds the ring and walk the ile, don't know if you do this or not in your wedding ) the wedding was so long that I fell asleep, the problem is I'm a sleep talker. So by the time the priest said the objection part. I apperently said this when I was asleep. "I object that bride of your is cheating with the guy next to you". I rmember this line in one of the movies I liked back then. It was so good that I clearly remmembered the scences. So... Back to the topic, turns out I was right and the wedding was called off.
I was going to object at my dads second marriage. My mother had been sick for 10+ years. And a majority of that time he was cheating on her with his wife now. My mom had a gut feeling, and one night he got drunk and I saw a text from his now wife, talking about how her dog was saving his spot in bed for him, calling him darling etc. That just verified it for me. I showed up late. If I had arrived on time I may have very well said something. But now I've decided to just let him live with the guilt. I still love him, of course. But part of my respect for him died that day. I've never viewed him the same since. And my mom died knowing the man she loved betrayed her for roughly 10 years.
Sorry for your mom and you. Your dad’s kinda of piece of shit, not for falling in love but for how he cravenly let the whole situation play out. I don’t know you but I’m proud that you took the tactful way out (cause I’m a bit of an asshole and would have not shown and probably never talked to him again). Your mom raised a good egg :)
@@MiniM69 Thank you for your kind words! That brought tears to my eyes! My mother always told me, to keep him close but not forgive him should I not want to. That he was just human like the rest of us, and he would make mistakes. But he'd need one person to stand by him no matter what. Even through it all she loved him, truly and honestly loved him. Her last words were to thank him, for loving and caring for her. Even though she knew. She still thanked him. I'll never abandon him, if anything, because I promised I wouldn't. But that doesn't mean I have to be nice, or hold my tongue when the moment calls for it. After all, that's what family is for.
You're definitely a far better person than I am. If one of my parents cheated on the other there is a 99.99% I would completely cut them out of my life. I'm sorry you had to witness this.
Ikr such a dumb argument to make to try to justify your unfaithful behavior... like be polygamous, it's none of my business, but don't be ruining people's lives
Polygamy or Polyandry? I have a hard time understanding this Text-to-Speech sometimes with my Tinnitus(ears ringing). Polygamy, is illegal in the entirely of the Americas(North, Central, and South America), Europe(except Russia - only being criminalized), Australia, and New Zealand. Some Asian Countries: PRC, Republic of China, DPR Korea, Republic of Korea, Japan, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand (biggest ones), and some African Countries: Ethiopia, Eritrea, Angola, Madagascar, and a few others. Polyandry, is still allowed in India, Tibet, and within a few other Traditional Ethnic Groups/Cultures. Polyandry, is only Legal in North America for the Aleut and Inuit Peoples. Source? Recent Interpol and DHS Directives.
@@Gray13475 I don't think they meant either. Marrying multiple people probably wasn't what they thought would happen, but being married and sleeping with people you aren't married to is allowed. That's polyamoury.
I went to a wedding a few years ago and there was this guy there drunk of his mind so when they said the 'speak now or however hold your peace' and then the guy stood up and asked if he could get another drink to the priest . Everyone laughed it off and the wedding turned out fine
Before my parents got together, they had a mutual friend and went to the friend's wedding with different dates, and even SAT AT THE SAME TABLE with each other. I for one think it's so funny, and so do my parents.
If the “polygamy is natural” one is true, that amazes me. Not that he actually thinks that way, it’s that she didn’t know about it till the day of the wedding. Perhaps one person can never truly know another person, but surely a philosophy like that directly related to relationships should have been made apparent before marriage was attempted.
When the pirate came to have a fun sword fight with the groom? Or when the groom's best friend objected as part of the running gag that they're secretly a couple?
the one at 5:10 reads like this REDDITORS, HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEONE GET SHOT BEFORE? no, but i almost have! one time i went outside and i saw a police officer. he had a gun at his waist. nothing happened but still, it could've. edit: context and clarification in my county we have officers of the law assigned to keep the peace and enforce legislature. when someone breaks a law, they respond. sometimes in the case of violent crimes and resisting arrest, force may be necessary to uphold the law or protect citizens/other officers. in those times, officers sometimes use their guns to shoot perpetrators of these crimes. they usually carry .22 calibre sidearms in holsters on their belts typically lined up with about a dozen shots in the magazine. they hold the gun right in their hands and use their finger to pull the trigger. guns shoot bullets.
My grandparents and myself went to a family friends wedding. We are waiting for the bride to show up. She calls the groom and he puts her on speaker and she said she was in a car accident and in the hospital (she was fine just some brusing) they do the vows there. We go to the reception and it was aquward. A few days later we saw the bride and told her how much fun we had at her wedding.
Okay but like at my gay wedding I’m gonna have a dude pirate come out screaming ‘MARRY ME!! I CAN TURN YOU STRAIGHT!!’ and my bride and I will fight him off as the waiters hand out popcorn
My cousin is in a family of eight kids, and was the first of our generation to have children. Both of her pregnancies, including her current one, have been boys. And both times, before she posted the public gender reveal, I had been hoping for a "cousin's sister's daughter". I'm a huge Pixar fan.
My in laws pretended that they were against dancing for religious reasons so they would all have an excuse to not stay for the reception. If you know these people you know it was obviously bullshit as while most go to church and are super judgmental despite their own issues they are all just very selfish people who were bored and wanted to leave. The rest of us my family and friends and my wifes friends about 100 people had an amazing time drinking dancing and eating it was one of the best days of our lives. My father danced with my wife and said it was an honor as my father in law god rest his soul wouldnt do it. I still get pissed about it sometimes, as they are always so needy themselves but act super weird any time they have an obligation to do anything for another family member.
Not really related but my aunt had a massive rant about Halloween to this random woman. She said it was “stupid and pointless” and whoever celebrates Halloween is stupid. The women then said that she had a Halloween themed wedding lmao
The first one is definantly the guy the wife is cheating with. You can tell by the way he talks about the wife and how he says the husband doesnt have the spine to leave. When, if the wife is the one cheating, she should be the one that is leaving.
When my dad married my step mom, they were married by my uncle who was a licensed whatever thing, so it was all organized and run by the family, so it was more of a party than a traditional wedding. And as the jokesters we are, when it got to the "speak now" line, my uncle instead said "If anyone has a reason to object this marriage.... Shut up." it was hysterical. Also, when I was 4, my family encouraged me to "object" the wedding of a different uncle of mine by saying "I object, you can't marry (the bride) she's my girl!" in front of hundreds of people. Everyone got a kick out of it.
I was forced to sing in the choir by my mum and we had to sing for a wedding (the only reason I left my bed and actually came is because I got a £5 out of it) anyway at the wedding the priest asked if anyone had any objections and the brides dog barked the bride looked really scared and asked if that counts and an objection our priest just laughed and said no.
I got married in a courthouse after school at 3:45 pm on a Thursday. My husbands best friends mother was the one who officiated our “wedding.” When she asked if anyone objected, my mother in law just crossed her arms, rolled her eyes and gave me a look that would have killed me if it could’ve. Thankfully after our first son was born, she did a complete 180 and now loves me
shizukagozen777 I have sort of the same thing (but it’s more of a family thing), my mom says raining on a special day (birthday,graduation,etc.) is good luck
for any nice guys seeing this: objections are for legal reasons, i.e. cheating or other reasons like that, not because you have the hots for the bride and think that busting in on her special day and declaring your undying love for her will suddenly change her mind.
I was at a French Quarter marriage in 1977 when during the; "Does anyone have reason to" part of the procedure several women/men from the audience claimed she was their girl. I was shocked but that was early on whereas later the groom dove into his own cake & I mean it was a fantastic event, cake & all....... I never married.
I did something similar to the 5 year old at the end, except I was 9 and probably should have known better, what happened to me wasn't nearly so kind. The minister himself pulled me off to the side and said "Listen here, this is that young lady and nice man's wedding day. today is their day. It is NOT your day. This is a day of happiness for them and your selfish behavior is unacceptable and extremely rude. You will not speak for the rest of the day. Understand? Don't speak, just nod if you get it, otherwise you can go stand outside." ....yup, 30 years later and I still remember that @_@ I'm never gonna forget that speech...
That pirate wedding theme was incredible. I’d love to see my soon-To-be husband fighting a pirate to marry me. I know it’d be part of an act but the thought of that just makes me blush so hard.
Arkrilix Art My heart breaks for that poor bride but I’m sure she didn’t find it surprising given the caliber of man he is. I really hope someone was like “SIT DOWN ROBERT YOU DIDNT PAY CHILD SUPPORT YOU GET NO SAY HERE”
I was engaged to a girl in high school we broke up and I went on with my life then a really good looking girl asked me to be her date at a wedding. I went even after finding out that It was my former girlfriend who I was engaged to. The groom was the guy that she had asked me to run off back when we were together. Got there and realized I was the best dressed man there and I was thinking that I would be the worst dressed person in the whole building but then I saw that the polo shirt was so much better than what the groom had on a T-shirt and jeans. I was sitting there next to the hottest girl in my school when they got to the part if anyone has any objection to. The silence was deafening every single person there turned to look at me. I put my arm around the girl next to me and smiled when she learned into me. The bride looked like she would faint at any moment. The wedding went off with no problems as we walked out past the new couple shaking the hand of the groom I was thinking how cold it felt and sweaty it was and I left with out a word next to a girl that was ten times better looking. She later confessed that was her plan all along she just wanted to get a little revenge for what she had done earlier in the year. I said it doesn’t bother me at all. Great night out.
Went to a friend's wedding. There were rumors the groom was cheating on the bride for their entire relationship, but the bride ignored them. The groom's girlfriend of much longer than he knew his new wife, called and canceled the honeymoon suite at the fully booked hotel. Fast forward about 25 years... The bride and groom are divorced. The groom has been married to his other girlfriend for nearly 20 years now, with a few kids, the oldest of which is nearly 25.
If you have a nessessary objection to a wedding, don’t fucking say it on the wedding day and embarrass everyone. In the words of Adam Sandler in the wedding singer “... things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!”
...boyfriend and I don't intend on marrying any time soon; but he's offered theme ideas for if we do get married...and it's mostly satire, but I love it. First idea: Satanic church...with our friend that can officiate us being dressed up to the infernal nines, cloven hooves and all. I'll get my black and scarlet gown out of it, similar to Lydia's in Beetlejuice, and I listen to a satirically satanical band anyways (Ghost B.C.). So I'm down! Second theme idea: Full blown LGBTQ; all the rainbows, a drag show, kinksters showing up in their kink gear, I'd down a purple gown with rainbow bows all over, and my hair would be done up like the Pansexual Flag (just as I plan to do for this summer, anyways). ...I pretty much just keep telling my boyfriend, "Why not BOTH?" while we both know most of our relatives would either not show or wouldn't speak to us ever again....but I still want a devilishly rainbow wedding, now... 😂😂😂
My son and D-I-L got married on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. At the reception, my toast consisted of one word: "Yaaarr!" Everyone took it in good humor.
My best friend from the fifth grade all through college was the girl that lived a few doors down the road. We were absolutely Inseparable. After college we actually lived together for several years. Everyone assumed we would be together forever. Even assumed we would eventually get married. I will admit, we both talked about it. But in the end we decided that marriage was too risky. Our friendship was too good and we didn't want to do anything to mess that up so we decided against marriage. Eventually she met a guy. I got invited to the marriage. When the minister said does anyone object, everyone, and I do mean everyone in the room turned and looked at me. I simply set there on the side drinking a beer and said well don't look at me. Everyone got a good laugh out of it.
i jokingly spoke up in my best friend's wedding, it wasn't anything serious and i just wanted to tease her, i literally stood up and yelled "Objection!!..well now i know how doing this feels like, well...what are you waiting for?? go ahead procceed with the wedding, no one here got all day long". We're actually very close friends so we do this kind of antics all the time, she was pretty amused and laughing her ass off, her groom wasn't entertained though.
That pastor's got balls of steel continuing the wedding when God himself clearly objected.
He's cursed now I guess
Holy shit.
aerodynami
Quite literally
😂😂😂
+SuperLLama42 that's with everything, not just weddings. you know how much confusion pain and misery has been caused in this world cuz shit pastors and priests undermine and usurp the very God they claim to represent? how many ppl have turned their backs on God because of what some con artist in a robe has said or done? the words "they have hell to pay" comes to mind
Fun fact: the objections are supposed to be things that actually prevent the marriage from being valid. Things like "the bride is already married" or "the groom is forcing the bride to marry him against her will".
Also, to prevent drama and waste of time, in the Catholic Church the wedding is always publicly announced beforehand and objections can be raised privately to the priest.
But that's no fun now is it
@@Magical_Trash I think the law is supposed to have use, not be fun.
@@SantaFishes101 It's not a law that objections get asked for.
@@SantaFishes101 I mean Op did say *fun* fact
I think it's about the legality of the marriage. But I guess maybe that's not fun to some. ;_;
God himself objected a wedding and the pastor completely denies him. What a madman
God was testing the pastor to see if he still had the balls to marry them.
“God stop testing me”
"Thor has no power in MY house."
r/madlads
*The Absolute madlad*
Imagine having Zeus object to your wedding
or Thor maybe
Zeus was the dude with the gun
@@korialogo he wield a gun
Zeus keeps fucking anything with a pulse so he can let them have their wedding
AYYYY MATE I WANNA SCREW HER BEFORE SHE'S ACTUALLY WITH HIM WITH THE VOWS AND STUFF
9:35 I legit thought the guy got drugged into getting married.
Grey Stripes same
Is that Cardi I hear
I forgot about grammar for a bit
Same
Yep, just another example of a verb becoming regular, from drug to dragged.
I want to be friends with the people who had a rapier fight at his wedding they sound like a fun bunch
That would have had to have been staged. I love it! XD
Go check out your local Renaissance faire. You'll find some folks like that, and maybe a fun new hobby or two.
Yeah, willing to bet that both dudes were HEMA fans.
It was the best story in this entire video in my opinion.
Oh you......you....oh....
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"Does someone objects"
**thunder falls**
"Sorry Zeus, but they are being married under Yawhe's law"
GinHindew110 😂 lmao!
Yahweh
LOL, he can't go about his famous horndog ways with women not in his religion.
GinHindew110 “I am Yahwe you idiot! Now stop this wedding before I rain hell upon you!”
...Zeus = yaweh....
Same scumbag, different name
I remember reading on an advice collum that A Groom's best friend who was the officiate to the wedding. Best Friend stopped in the middle of the ceremony to propose to his girlfriend and announce her pregnancy. NO ONE called him out! He even had the DJ do a special song for him and his fiancee, even the Photographer mainly took pictures of the newly engaged couple.
What sucks is that the groom and his bride had saved a lot of money for the wedding only to be hijacked by the "best friend" and the other friends told the groom and bride to just "get over it".
Holy shit! The nerve of that friend
Maria Jose Hernandez Gonzalez What kind of nerve does it take to make yourself the center of *someone else's* wedding? smh
@@jonquilgemstone I know! It's sucks that the Best friend did that and how no one tried to stop him!
that 'best friend' can go die in a hole and leave his kid and wife? bcuz of that like geez
That's only okay if you asked the bride and groom first and they approved it!! Otherwise, if he didn't, it's because he knew the idea would be rejected and he didn't have the respect for his friend to refrain from stealing the special day!
God: I object to this wedding
Pastor: moving on..
God: Am I a joke to you
YeS YoU ArE
If you like Pinacolada
The show must go on
Ever since 'Unum Sanctum' yes.
you dont know how to use that meme and its painful
The pirate wedding...they are on to something great.
That was one of the most badass things I ever heard of. A fun little show for everyone attending
They've gotta be the best pirates I've ever seen.
Will totally steal this idea for my wedding....that will never happen because I'm not planning on getting married, ever. So plan B is convincing friends to have a pirate-themed wedding.
Groom was after some booty. The bride was aiming to release the kraken on some rough waters.
Not a wave was to be seen, yet the boat was rocking wildly that night and took on great waters on deck.
How are these nautical puns doing for y'all? I got more.
@@OmniscientWarrior lol
I feel like couples who invite exes to their weddings, unless they're *extremely* good friends, are just people who are looking for some sort of drama to happen. That's just my take, like why invite someone who broke up with you and vice versa? To make them feel bad? I don't get it.
Yeah, same. We had a wedding with an ex of the groom, but she was super sweet and they were good friends so... I thought they were crazy at first lmao
also, why would they go there?
I would go to most of my exs weddings if invited lol I'm still friends with all but two of the guys I've dated over a lifetime
it's only fucked up if one of the two make it fucked up, if both people are mature it's totally fine 🤷♀️
for me i think its justs so they can show them there are no harf feelings, unless their ex is a pyscho
@@JS-wv3iy Imagine if that was someone you dated for 5 years or more. Lived with. Shared an entire life with. It may be no big deal if it's someone you spent 2 weeks with in high school, but if you were truly in love, it's not always so easy. Or so cut and dry.
Nobody:
Text to speech: fian-käe
With this many likes it deserves more replies.
@@belindarees lmao I completely forgot about this comment and now I am pleasantly surprised, ty 💞
@@mothsprojects np
hey there demons, it’s me, ya boi
Are you a Shaniac or a Boogara?
Why do people invite their ex to their wedding? I don't understand.
Maybe to make them jealous
pandoraheartsvd maybe they’re all part of a close knitt group of friends.
pandoraheartsvd kinda a “THIS COULD OF BEEN US BUT YOUR DUMBASS GOT DUMPED” I guess
I would do it but only if I was absolutely sure we left off on a good note. Otherwise it's just really awkward.
Kim Mann same
I 100% thought that the running joke one was gonna end in 'lmao surprise not a joke let's run away together'
Sarah Otterson, Innit! I was so prepared for the groom and the best friend to announce that they’d were actually lovers or summit.
Right RIGHT 😂😂😂
same, I was really disappointed lol
@@laurenstof7164 i ship it lol
Plottwist; that friend is actually in love with the groom but went with the running joke so that he doesnt stand in the way of his best friends happiness but deep down he is forever heartbroken.
At The only wedding I ever attended (that’s sad I know that, but luckily I’m still pretty young) the priest was giving God’s blessing to the couple before letting them to exchange the rings. just right then, a church’s window slowly opened and a sunshine hit them, making the bride’s white dress almost shining.
That was so beautiful.
Hatty Tarrant. Wow a blessing from God!
@@everevelyn1094 God bless
Amen!
@@everevelyn1094 yeah God was busy making the bride's dress shine while thousands of kids everyday die in horrible causes
@@EziooAuditore In what causes, exactly?
The best man one was very light hearted and refreshing
Exactly. And the fact that the bride was all in was 👌
These stories are all either small funny moments and pranks amongst friends, or THE GREATEST SPECTACLE OF DRAMA EVEN UNLEASHED UNTO MANKIND, SHAKESPEARE IS QUAKING
Tara Jones you mean Shakespeare is shake(speare)ing
Why would one wait until that moment to object. What a waste of money, time, and worry preparing for that wedding. I guess a lot of people were just trying to go for the dramatic “wow” factor.
On a similar note, I got married at a justice of the peace and I guess he had several weddings that day.
When he said "Do you take Sarah..." my mother-in-law to be chimed in "Crystal!"
I said, "Whoa, let's take a look at Sarah, first."
You did not! You absolute mad lad!
Yuck
ROFL!! What did your wife say?! XD
I would've slapped you and then kiss you, lol
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As a person who's come out, someone else's wedding is a very, very bad time to come out.
...I hope that everyone was mad for the right reason tho. You know, that the cousin stole the attention. At someone else's wedding.
What about someone’s funeral
Elijah H Considering most of them knew already, it probably was the attention-stealing they were mad about 😂
Apparently they all knew and the fact this is his second time coming out. Did you read man?
Sarah Hamilfan I'm sure you didn't do it during the eulogy or even in the area of the grave maybe after people grieved together and y'all went out to Denny's or something and it came about that's fine I'm glad you had a smooth time telling your aunt
Tbh...ruining someones wedding is on my bucket list
The one with the storm - rain is actually considered auspicious in many cultures. That clap of thunder was probably one of divine approval. Pastor was stone-cold though. I like that.
My ex-stepmother and Dad had rain at their wedding, she didn't get her planned beach wedding and had to have it in the hotel reception, they broke up five years later unfortunately two kids came out of that
The one where the grooms dad asks if she is a virgin... THAT IS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS
It is his business. Marriage is a tradition, and the absence of virginity is a shame upon his family.
Alexander A. Since when is a woman not being a virgin before marriage makes her not worthy to be someone’s wife? I mean, we’re already in an era of open-minded people. It really wasn’t the Father-in-Law’s business whether she was still a virgin or not.
I know right? Why is he even asking about her genitals? So f-ing gross.
Ikr its weird
@@alexandera.1411 no it isn't it is his son's and wife's buisness, if she lost her virginity with him and still got married I don't see the problem, why cause the groom was well aware that he "took her virginity" which means he loves her no matter what
*I chime in with a "Haven't two people ever heard of, closing the Goddamn door, no?"*
With a sense of poise and rationality.
The one with the cheating groom and MoH. The bride should just cancel her out of her life forever.
Andre Casimir they were on speaking terms because the MoH felt guilty. That’s good at least
Right, like how can you keep someone like that in ur life. 😒
Kam3man by being a sensible human being that understand that the MoH was definitely and genuinely sorry; does the MoH deserve the bride’s friendship again? Most likely not; but the MoH definitely deserves some forgiveness, and Im glad the bride (as far as I know) was sensible and forgave the MoH (to an extent).
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Literally. Bye!! I'd never want to see her again (or him, obviously)
I've heard of one where the best man (who was the bride's brother iirc) objects and tells the groom "I don't wanna live this lie anymore, and you know you don't love her" and then they kissed, and the bride ran away in tears. Sad, but better than marrying a gay dude and putting years into that marriage.
How's the bride doing now? I feel bad for her :(
And then everybody clapped...
@@imiriath2411 😏👌
Wait, what happened after? I'm so invested!
that sounds like the plot of a cheesy movie or tv show
I was at a wedding once and when the person doing the wedding asked if there were any objections, there was silence, following by one baby going "Uh oh!"
Imagine saying 'I object!' Just to see what happens 😂
I considered doing that at my uncles wedding when I was 6. Didn’t though, I decided it wasn’t a good idea.
But even now, every time the speak now part comes, the thought always crosses my mind. Just for a split second. Then I wave it away
i think i'd do that to make a joke. but i probs wouldnt cuz im a wimp
I'm imagining having done that when I was 5 years old. I didn't, but I might have if I had thought of it.
I hated the racist mother of the bride who ruined her daughter's wedding and laughed at the last one with the 5 yrs old objection 😂👏🏻
@A Little Motivated maybe because they were "heroes" for other reasons and not for opposing race mixing perhaps?
@A Little Motivated dumbest thing i have ever read congratulations.
Any objections?
*CLAP OF THUNDER*
The gods have spoken.........
That meant that Thor approves of the wedding!
It was like Thor flying and thinking well 2 humans having a wedding. I should send a blessing. I am the god of thunder after all. (clap of thunder)
Anyone else?
It could be Thor smithing Loki from ruining the wedding
@Ariel Olmeda yup
My cousins wedding.
During the reception, immediate family members got to say a speech. The grandmother of the Bride came up and basically said that my uncle (brides father) did not parent her, the mother did.
That’s a lie. They co-parented the child and made sure that all 5 of theirs kids were taken care of (they babysat me when i was younger so I know).
It was awkward for everyone as she talked for 15 minutes throwing shade on the Brides Father, no one stopped her. Then she out right said that he was a bad father but she still turned out great.
Not that many people visit her anymore.
If I were the bride I would have gotten up myself and taken the microphone. I wouldn't tolerate that at my own wedding. Just me though.
The cow was madly in love with the groom and they all laughed at her! Heartbreaking 💔
My parents wedding after party had an alcohol fountain and there was a kid he was secretly drinking and passed out he was carried out by the guests
Lol
😂😂😂
Lmao
oml
That kid is my hero.
Happen a couple years, I think it's been ten years. I'm one of the best man in my friend's wedding. He and his gf where my childhood friend, so I know they didn't cheat on each other. So when the priest is going to ask "who would object to this union", a guy walks in and said I object. And to our shock the father of the girl suddenly stand up and pin the guy to the ground. Turns out the guy ( in his mid 30's ) is actually a stalker, and he's stalking the girl without her noticing, and some how the father knew this would happen.
P.S: their living a happy life now with a 9 year old daughter.
This is the second, just remmembered it cause of the last part. When I was 6 I was the ring man ( the guy that holds the ring and walk the ile, don't know if you do this or not in your wedding ) the wedding was so long that I fell asleep, the problem is I'm a sleep talker. So by the time the priest said the objection part. I apperently said this when I was asleep. "I object that bride of your is cheating with the guy next to you". I rmember this line in one of the movies I liked back then. It was so good that I clearly remmembered the scences. So... Back to the topic, turns out I was right and the wedding was called off.
Dreadlord Chiliarch OMFG you're psychic!
No but fr did family tell you what happened cuz I want the drama lmao
I was going to object at my dads second marriage. My mother had been sick for 10+ years. And a majority of that time he was cheating on her with his wife now. My mom had a gut feeling, and one night he got drunk and I saw a text from his now wife, talking about how her dog was saving his spot in bed for him, calling him darling etc. That just verified it for me.
I showed up late. If I had arrived on time I may have very well said something. But now I've decided to just let him live with the guilt.
I still love him, of course. But part of my respect for him died that day. I've never viewed him the same since. And my mom died knowing the man she loved betrayed her for roughly 10 years.
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Sorry for your mom and you. Your dad’s kinda of piece of shit, not for falling in love but for how he cravenly let the whole situation play out. I don’t know you but I’m proud that you took the tactful way out (cause I’m a bit of an asshole and would have not shown and probably never talked to him again). Your mom raised a good egg :)
@@MiniM69 Thank you for your kind words! That brought tears to my eyes!
My mother always told me, to keep him close but not forgive him should I not want to. That he was just human like the rest of us, and he would make mistakes. But he'd need one person to stand by him no matter what. Even through it all she loved him, truly and honestly loved him. Her last words were to thank him, for loving and caring for her. Even though she knew. She still thanked him.
I'll never abandon him, if anything, because I promised I wouldn't. But that doesn't mean I have to be nice, or hold my tongue when the moment calls for it.
After all, that's what family is for.
You're definitely a far better person than I am. If one of my parents cheated on the other there is a 99.99% I would completely cut them out of my life. I'm sorry you had to witness this.
"Poligamy(sp) is natural"
I mean okay, but it doesn't matter if you're lying about it lol
I would cancel that wedding so fast
Ikr such a dumb argument to make to try to justify your unfaithful behavior... like be polygamous, it's none of my business, but don't be ruining people's lives
Polygamy or Polyandry? I have a hard time understanding this Text-to-Speech sometimes with my Tinnitus(ears ringing). Polygamy, is illegal in the entirely of the Americas(North, Central, and South America), Europe(except Russia - only being criminalized), Australia, and New Zealand. Some Asian Countries: PRC, Republic of China, DPR Korea, Republic of Korea, Japan, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand (biggest ones), and some African Countries: Ethiopia, Eritrea, Angola, Madagascar, and a few others. Polyandry, is still allowed in India, Tibet, and within a few other Traditional Ethnic Groups/Cultures. Polyandry, is only Legal in North America for the Aleut and
Inuit Peoples. Source? Recent Interpol and DHS Directives.
@@Gray13475 I don't think they meant either. Marrying multiple people probably wasn't what they thought would happen, but being married and sleeping with people you aren't married to is allowed. That's polyamoury.
I went to a wedding a few years ago and there was this guy there drunk of his mind so when they said the 'speak now or however hold your peace' and then the guy stood up and asked if he could get another drink to the priest . Everyone laughed it off and the wedding turned out fine
I feel like any little kids at a wedding hearing that part are just too tempted to not say anything.
1:50 I was fully expecting a very different ending to that story.
HAHAHA SAME
I think every single person with a like for BL thought so xD I was sort of disappointed it wasn't more haha
Before my parents got together, they had a mutual friend and went to the friend's wedding with different dates, and even SAT AT THE SAME TABLE with each other. I for one think it's so funny, and so do my parents.
If the “polygamy is natural” one is true, that amazes me. Not that he actually thinks that way, it’s that she didn’t know about it till the day of the wedding. Perhaps one person can never truly know another person, but surely a philosophy like that directly related to relationships should have been made apparent before marriage was attempted.
Nothing wrong with polygamy... but you should TELL YOUR PARTNER BEFORE lmaooooo
Tell that to Joseph Smith...
David Tucker I guess this could apply to anyone in the bible too
Isnt polygamy illegal tho?
Thatone AlternateAccount Marrying multiple partners is illegal in some places, not polyamory itself.
J purple ramen I read the bible are you sure?
The first guy can confirm the wife is having an affair.... I wonder with who...hmmm
Yeah, that was really suspicious.
Lol the title says gone wrong but when do they go right?
When the pirate came to have a fun sword fight with the groom? Or when the groom's best friend objected as part of the running gag that they're secretly a couple?
Big oof
u wanna talk about it buddy
Or the very last one, the five year-old objecting because they "didn't know what would happen." That was just adorable 🤣
At least it's not the other clickbait route of "GONE SEXUAL".
0:50 - Went wrong? I'd say it went ARRRRRRSOME.
That first one- that person did NOT just insult someone who's being cheated on (and generally trapped in an awful situation at that), that's horrible.
I mean he isn’t really, but dude would probably get his ass kicked in divorce court...
the one at 5:10 reads like this
REDDITORS, HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEONE GET SHOT BEFORE?
no, but i almost have! one time i went outside and i saw a police officer. he had a gun at his waist. nothing happened but still, it could've.
edit: context and clarification
in my county we have officers of the law assigned to keep the peace and enforce legislature. when someone breaks a law, they respond. sometimes in the case of violent crimes and resisting arrest, force may be necessary to uphold the law or protect citizens/other officers. in those times, officers sometimes use their guns to shoot perpetrators of these crimes. they usually carry .22 calibre sidearms in holsters on their belts typically lined up with about a dozen shots in the magazine. they hold the gun right in their hands and use their finger to pull the trigger. guns shoot bullets.
Infamous Foot-Kisser yes that one was pointless
The last one was so cute😂I want a five year old objecting at my wedding
I almost objected as a joke but thought better of it. Really glad I didn't actually do it
Lol the story of the guy coming out XD like “dude, not your moment, and this isn’t news”
Phoenix Wright: *[breathing intensifies]*
Edgeworth: *[intense glare]*
Why tho?
Judge: Order! Order!
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My grandparents and myself went to a family friends wedding. We are waiting for the bride to show up. She calls the groom and he puts her on speaker and she said she was in a car accident and in the hospital (she was fine just some brusing) they do the vows there. We go to the reception and it was aquward. A few days later we saw the bride and told her how much fun we had at her wedding.
Aquward? I'm sorry, I don't understand; it doesn't sound aquward OR awkward.
@@totallynameless8861 "Awkward"
Why would you say that to her?
@@totallynameless8861 aquward is the Canadian hillbilly way of spelling it! Or how Aquaman describes his relationship with Seaman... You're welcome :)
@@hughg.rection1421 Still don't understand what would be awkward about that.
Okay but like at my gay wedding I’m gonna have a dude pirate come out screaming ‘MARRY ME!! I CAN TURN YOU STRAIGHT!!’ and my bride and I will fight him off as the waiters hand out popcorn
Inv. me in hahahahaha
FPCG LeviathaN LOL everyone’s invited :D
Alex Editing that sounds pretty wack... when is it?
zSNAX lastTAP when/if I have a suitor 💀
Can i come? 😂
When they said speak now or forever hold your peace
My little brother who was 3 makes a whole bunch of noise
Parents: "YOUR COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED!"
Me: "Really, which one!?"
Parents: "Your Uncle's cousin's brother's dad's ex's husband's dog's second owner's mom's sister! Duh!"
Me: ( ͡-_ ͡-)
@Sarah Mohamed 🤣🤣🤣
You: what does that make us
Parents: absolutely nothing which is what you'll be
My cousin is in a family of eight kids, and was the first of our generation to have children. Both of her pregnancies, including her current one, have been boys. And both times, before she posted the public gender reveal, I had been hoping for a "cousin's sister's daughter".
I'm a huge Pixar fan.
Passive aggressive supernatural objector- sounds amazing
*OBJECTION*
**Phoenix Wright music**
My in laws pretended that they were against dancing for religious reasons so they would all have an excuse to not stay for the reception. If you know these people you know it was obviously bullshit as while most go to church and are super judgmental despite their own issues they are all just very selfish people who were bored and wanted to leave. The rest of us my family and friends and my wifes friends about 100 people had an amazing time drinking dancing and eating it was one of the best days of our lives. My father danced with my wife and said it was an honor as my father in law god rest his soul wouldnt do it. I still get pissed about it sometimes, as they are always so needy themselves but act super weird any time they have an obligation to do anything for another family member.
Reminds me far too much of my relatives.
4:42
The last one sounds like it could be the easiest law suit ever
Just pull out a coin, flip it, put it away and smile.
that's evil....I love it
Not really related but my aunt had a massive rant about Halloween to this random woman. She said it was “stupid and pointless” and whoever celebrates Halloween is stupid.
The women then said that she had a Halloween themed wedding lmao
“My older brother and his pheeayhahnkaye.”
The first one is definantly the guy the wife is cheating with. You can tell by the way he talks about the wife and how he says the husband doesnt have the spine to leave. When, if the wife is the one cheating, she should be the one that is leaving.
At 2:33 I WAS AT THAT WEDDING how does this happen
Layne Samples. Is the couple still together?
Layne Samples are they still together???
YO! But are they still together?
WE NEED ANSWERS, MAN/WOMAN/WHATHAVEYOU!
Yeah! Fill us in, please!
Daelyah- meanwhile that is an adorable kitty!
When my dad married my step mom, they were married by my uncle who was a licensed whatever thing, so it was all organized and run by the family, so it was more of a party than a traditional wedding. And as the jokesters we are, when it got to the "speak now" line, my uncle instead said "If anyone has a reason to object this marriage.... Shut up." it was hysterical.
Also, when I was 4, my family encouraged me to "object" the wedding of a different uncle of mine by saying "I object, you can't marry (the bride) she's my girl!" in front of hundreds of people. Everyone got a kick out of it.
JTM Conceptions your family *ENCOURAGED* you?! Man I wish I was in your family @u@
Cousins Wedding: *everything appears to be going well*
Friend: *Shouts*
“I’M GAY”
Cousins wedding: “Am I a joke to you?”
When the voice says pastor it sounds like pasta and it makes this a lot better
I was forced to sing in the choir by my mum and we had to sing for a wedding (the only reason I left my bed and actually came is because I got a £5 out of it) anyway at the wedding the priest asked if anyone had any objections and the brides dog barked the bride looked really scared and asked if that counts and an objection our priest just laughed and said no.
I got married in a courthouse after school at 3:45 pm on a Thursday. My husbands best friends mother was the one who officiated our “wedding.” When she asked if anyone objected, my mother in law just crossed her arms, rolled her eyes and gave me a look that would have killed me if it could’ve.
Thankfully after our first son was born, she did a complete 180 and now loves me
3:05 Well, in my country we say something like "Rainy wedding, happy wedding". 😆
What country?
shizukagozen777
I have sort of the same thing (but it’s more of a family thing), my mom says raining on a special day (birthday,graduation,etc.) is good luck
@@dreamingblue3939
France. :)
@@beastmaster0934
And she's right ! :D
@@shizukagozen777 Oh, cool! I've never heard that saying before.
for any nice guys seeing this: objections are for legal reasons, i.e. cheating or other reasons like that, not because you have the hots for the bride and think that busting in on her special day and declaring your undying love for her will suddenly change her mind.
I was at a French Quarter marriage in 1977 when during the; "Does anyone have reason to"
part of the procedure several women/men from the audience claimed she was their girl.
I was shocked but that was early on whereas later the groom dove into his own cake &
I mean it was a fantastic event, cake & all....... I never married.
I did something similar to the 5 year old at the end, except I was 9 and probably should have known better, what happened to me wasn't nearly so kind. The minister himself pulled me off to the side and said "Listen here, this is that young lady and nice man's wedding day. today is their day. It is NOT your day. This is a day of happiness for them and your selfish behavior is unacceptable and extremely rude. You will not speak for the rest of the day. Understand? Don't speak, just nod if you get it, otherwise you can go stand outside." ....yup, 30 years later and I still remember that @_@ I'm never gonna forget that speech...
The pirates thing was absolutely class!!! 😁😁😁😁
My dad’s a judge. He sometimes is called upon to officiate weddings. Shit like this is why he always skips the “speak now” part entirely.
I just realised how many channels this guy has to narrate a busy guy af
Just being sarcastic😂😂
That pirate wedding theme was incredible. I’d love to see my soon-To-be husband fighting a pirate to marry me. I know it’d be part of an act but the thought of that just makes me blush so hard.
Well let's just hope he's reading this
3:27 the most colorful way a man can describe his own daughter
Arkrilix Art My heart breaks for that poor bride but I’m sure she didn’t find it surprising given the caliber of man he is. I really hope someone was like “SIT DOWN ROBERT YOU DIDNT PAY CHILD SUPPORT YOU GET NO SAY HERE”
I was engaged to a girl in high school we broke up and I went on with my life then a really good looking girl asked me to be her date at a wedding. I went even after finding out that It was my former girlfriend who I was engaged to. The groom was the guy that she had asked me to run off back when we were together. Got there and realized I was the best dressed man there and I was thinking that I would be the worst dressed person in the whole building but then I saw that the polo shirt was so much better than what the groom had on a T-shirt and jeans. I was sitting there next to the hottest girl in my school when they got to the part if anyone has any objection to. The silence was deafening every single person there turned to look at me. I put my arm around the girl next to me and smiled when she learned into me. The bride looked like she would faint at any moment. The wedding went off with no problems as we walked out past the new couple shaking the hand of the groom I was thinking how cold it felt and sweaty it was and I left with out a word next to a girl that was ten times better looking. She later confessed that was her plan all along she just wanted to get a little revenge for what she had done earlier in the year. I said it doesn’t bother me at all. Great night out.
That pirate themed wedding sounds amazing and now i want a pirate themed wedding
Went to a friend's wedding. There were rumors the groom was cheating on the bride for their entire relationship, but the bride ignored them. The groom's girlfriend of much longer than he knew his new wife, called and canceled the honeymoon suite at the fully booked hotel. Fast forward about 25 years... The bride and groom are divorced. The groom has been married to his other girlfriend for nearly 20 years now, with a few kids, the oldest of which is nearly 25.
*no one* :
*this* : Fian kay
If you have a nessessary objection to a wedding, don’t fucking say it on the wedding day and embarrass everyone.
In the words of Adam Sandler in the wedding singer “... things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!”
Christ that first one...
At my grandmas funeral my uncle started talking about how well the love life was with his wife was and how my grandma raised a good one....
4:09
Try’s to seduce officer then gets rejected and slaps *him?!*
Cmon
*Cmon*
Meet a girl that wants to have a pirate wedding with you, thems the keepers
...boyfriend and I don't intend on marrying any time soon; but he's offered theme ideas for if we do get married...and it's mostly satire, but I love it.
First idea: Satanic church...with our friend that can officiate us being dressed up to the infernal nines, cloven hooves and all. I'll get my black and scarlet gown out of it, similar to Lydia's in Beetlejuice, and I listen to a satirically satanical band anyways (Ghost B.C.). So I'm down!
Second theme idea: Full blown LGBTQ; all the rainbows, a drag show, kinksters showing up in their kink gear, I'd down a purple gown with rainbow bows all over, and my hair would be done up like the Pansexual Flag (just as I plan to do for this summer, anyways).
...I pretty much just keep telling my boyfriend, "Why not BOTH?" while we both know most of our relatives would either not show or wouldn't speak to us ever again....but I still want a devilishly rainbow wedding, now... 😂😂😂
My son and D-I-L got married on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. At the reception, my toast consisted of one word: "Yaaarr!" Everyone took it in good humor.
My friend had a mediviel Europe themed Bengali-Pakistani wedding with full on knights and a jousting tournament.
I wanna do a medieval European wedding but i don't think anyone would do that with me lol
My best friend from the fifth grade all through college was the girl that lived a few doors down the road. We were absolutely Inseparable. After college we actually lived together for several years. Everyone assumed we would be together forever. Even assumed we would eventually get married. I will admit, we both talked about it. But in the end we decided that marriage was too risky. Our friendship was too good and we didn't want to do anything to mess that up so we decided against marriage. Eventually she met a guy. I got invited to the marriage. When the minister said does anyone object, everyone, and I do mean everyone in the room turned and looked at me. I simply set there on the side drinking a beer and said well don't look at me. Everyone got a good laugh out of it.
Pretty sure at my mom's wedding ( I was like 3) I yelled don't kiss my mommy at my step dad when they were told to kiss the bride. Got a nice laugh.
Thats sweet
That last one was adorable; also I'm definitely going to do the prank objections. I have terrible friends, I can make it happen.
That first one is making it hard to keep going
I love that the 5 year old said he objected just to see what happened
Thanks a lot for shifting to dark theme...
The last one was the best. The logic and uninhibitedness of a 5-year-old.
That pirate wedding one was kinda badass
I once meant a girl who was going to an Office themed wedding
The one where the groom and the best man were best friends was surprisingly wholesome.
i jokingly spoke up in my best friend's wedding, it wasn't anything serious and i just wanted to tease her, i literally stood up and yelled "Objection!!..well now i know how doing this feels like, well...what are you waiting for?? go ahead procceed with the wedding, no one here got all day long". We're actually very close friends so we do this kind of antics all the time, she was pretty amused and laughing her ass off, her groom wasn't entertained though.
Now i feel a bit sad cuz i've only been at one very normal wedding in my life :/
The last one was unexpectedly adorable
5 year old: I object
5 year old's dad: why lmao
5 year old: idk rofl
A pirate themed wedding sounds awesome!