HOW TO TELL A KID WHERE BABIES COME FROM

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  • @CRYPT0PLEX
    @CRYPT0PLEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3319

    My mom told me that God did Auditions for mothers from all over the world and gave me to the best mummy 😂

    • @nathanmalik1697
      @nathanmalik1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      I'll remember to use this line

    • @CRYPT0PLEX
      @CRYPT0PLEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@nathanmalik1697 hahah lmao

    • @madhumaddy8535
      @madhumaddy8535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That made my day 😍

    • @mayurirathod8254
      @mayurirathod8254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Screen shot saved, I am sooooo gonna use it 😂😂

    • @CRYPT0PLEX
      @CRYPT0PLEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@madhumaddy8535 😅😂

  • @hazardous401
    @hazardous401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8280

    Should've said: No babies were made in the making of this video.

    • @TheEbber22
      @TheEbber22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      Or 'No babies were made in the harming of this video.'

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ebber Damn, much better.

    • @AhhhTube
      @AhhhTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha

    • @Ottts22
      @Ottts22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @qsol0
      @qsol0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      No Videos were made in the making of this baby

  • @1996Pinocchio
    @1996Pinocchio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    "Where do babies come from?"
    "That's a good question, tell me, where have you been before you came here?"

    • @a.lenore2364
      @a.lenore2364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      That's brilliant

    • @swastikadas3104
      @swastikadas3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Pouff .. blew my mind 🤯
      How easy was that!

    • @michelearaujo5776
      @michelearaujo5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perfect hahahaha

    • @ZORU11
      @ZORU11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      It will give the baby existential crisis 😂😂😂

    • @camilalouisem
      @camilalouisem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jordan Peterson style

  • @HissingThoughts
    @HissingThoughts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    Having been through this three times already, the trick is to pretend that they said "where do Barbies come from?".

  • @everdeneb4811
    @everdeneb4811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Give this sweet little girl an oscar

  • @CCandWally
    @CCandWally 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    She did great, soon it will be How to Kid.

    • @dfaithrichoz60
      @dfaithrichoz60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      True ! She will no doubt have some wonderful insights on How To ... get your Dad to... do this... do that... whilst laughing hysterically into the camera, lol. For the rest of her life, lol.
      I had 2 girls, they're fantastic and still have their Dad wrapped around their little finger to this day (in their 30's now).

    • @zerO-fn8oe
      @zerO-fn8oe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CC and Wally How to Mother

    • @Ottts22
      @Ottts22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dfaithrichoz60 wished I would have had a Dad like you, mine wasn´t wrappable...

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ottts22 lmao. 😂😂😂

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to teach your dad to use a Hologram Phone

  • @addoolbloosh5858
    @addoolbloosh5858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8057

    But where do dads come from?

  • @1ncandescence
    @1ncandescence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    "the I told u before" dad who never actually told anything

    • @Shiva-jj6vb
      @Shiva-jj6vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You must've studied this in your junior school so I'm not gonna go through that again

    • @casy6203
      @casy6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @philipanderson7581
      @philipanderson7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont like that one bit

    • @kisacha7240
      @kisacha7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm your comment's 666th liker

    • @kerrytopel9835
      @kerrytopel9835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what belly buttons are for: when baby’s ready, that belly button opens up and out pops the baby. That’s what my babysitter told me when my mom went to hospital to have little sister. It made perfect sense to me.

  • @lizkeene105
    @lizkeene105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    "How to dad" dad impregnates wife
    "She'll be right" *thumbs up to himself in the mirror

  • @constanzarojas1901
    @constanzarojas1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    My mom was a "technical mom" she was saying all this strange words and all I was thinking of was 'why my classmate thought this was funny?'

    • @noeliboeromaiorano
      @noeliboeromaiorano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, same with me. I have always been the "goody two shoes" in my classroom. "Oh, you are so innocent, you don't do dirty jokes" Mate, I know the technicalities and aren't funny.

  • @kiwigirljacks
    @kiwigirljacks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Her reactions are so adorable. The frustrated flop back after the technical dad and her excitement when you start beat boxing especially 😂😍😍

  • @mariabebi3627
    @mariabebi3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    My mother was the coolest to straight forward tell me that i came from her stomach and to let me out they had to cut her skin. I asked her if it hurt her, She said “it did hurt but all the pain felt numb cause of the happiness of seeing your face. It was a beautiful kind of pain.”. From that day i felt so sorry towards her for having to go through so much pain just to give me birth and trust me that answer made me have so much respect for all the moms in the world. From age 7 to 16 and now, in the future, i wanna be a great mother like her. ❤️

    • @zendrix396
      @zendrix396 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's so sweet

    • @chonkigworl
      @chonkigworl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thats very adorable

  • @hayyaananwar7856
    @hayyaananwar7856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    My dad was also a runner dad. Its been 15 years and he is still running

    • @WorldofManash
      @WorldofManash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your comment made my day.
      You are so funny

    • @devarain
      @devarain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its really dark

    • @turkishmusicguru
      @turkishmusicguru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @mehmetyilmaz2493
      @mehmetyilmaz2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every asian/middle eastern parent ever😂

  • @94deea
    @94deea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    When I asked my dad how babies are made, he said "You get married and then you have a baby." I was like cool that's all I need to know

    • @ghostlyrose8946
      @ghostlyrose8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That exactly what I tell my 3 kiddos. It works!

    • @menahelkhan
      @menahelkhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      same. I mean, my parents just told me they got married and that was somehow enough to curb my curiosity lmao.

    • @nottenarwle9906
      @nottenarwle9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Me too. Kids are rarely interested in the nitty gritties. They only want a logical reason that satisfies their question. Apparently babies magically popping into existence when parents marry satisfies this requirement.

    • @cloudmangalm03
      @cloudmangalm03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This one goes into the pocket. Thank you very much

    • @mothiurNCL
      @mothiurNCL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It worked for me, I believed it at an young age. No need to sexualise young children and until they're adolescent or teenage.

  • @loveanime9890
    @loveanime9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    My mom told me that she found me in hospital

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oof

    • @nyekocreativity
      @nyekocreativity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @braakwame_
      @braakwame_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @geiseebag8754
      @geiseebag8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh shit that's sad.

    • @blackkrose5068
      @blackkrose5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Honestly I used to think that there is a room in the hospital where no one is allowed to go, and God makes the babies there (like a miracle) and then on every baby it says the address of the parents and their phone number so the doctors call and ask them to come and pick up their baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kellyiprado
    @kellyiprado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    my parents told me that i was born because they got married, so a kept asking them to marry again so i could have a brother or a sister. i'm 21 and it didn't work.

    • @fatmarabiaurun
      @fatmarabiaurun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I think my parents also said something similar when I was 4-5 years old. But then, when I was 6 years old, I saw on TV news that a famous singer got pregnant and she was not married to her partner. Think about the confusion I had xD What happened later? I was apparently very upset and shocked, and asked my sister (who is 10 years older than I am) how it is possible if they are not married. She explained all the procedure to me, from intercourse to birth! I was truly traumatised and could not look at the faces of my dad or mom for a while hahaha

    • @erikawoods8975
      @erikawoods8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s what my kids call it when people French kiss, they never asked what that was just call it so. I’ve explained very technically how babies are made but they really didn’t seam to care to much. 3 and 5yo 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

    • @adamzoubi96
      @adamzoubi96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fatmarabiaurun that's why kids shouldn't watch this garbage.

    • @trytiaamelia5211
      @trytiaamelia5211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zara21904 same with me😭

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I was in my early twenties, my mother once remarked that obviously my (at the time) future husband and I didn’t have kids because we weren’t married. We just looked at each other thinking: how did she get pregnant before she was married.

  • @cherylmockotr
    @cherylmockotr ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I babysat two girls about that age who asked me where babies come from because "Mommy won't tell us." So I told them... starting from how the DNA strands separate to form gametes. I threw in all my knowledge of genetics from my Biology major. They never asked me again! However they each have some beautiful children of their own now, so I can only assume I educated them quite well!

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc ปีที่แล้ว

      It also means you are a good dad and obviously a good grandfather

  • @elise2182
    @elise2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I really don't get the awkwardness. Apparently I asked my mum when I was three and she said something along the lines of "Well the mummy and daddy both have seeds, and when they decide to have a baby together they put them to grow in Mummy's belly".

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This is a very good answer

    • @mrsTraveller64
      @mrsTraveller64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Tried that with my son like 30 years ago, he started do give me seeds from sweet peppers to eat...

    • @abinothayyilsanoj4182
      @abinothayyilsanoj4182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mrsTraveller64 😂

    • @howcomeihavesubs
      @howcomeihavesubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tbh if I were a kid i would def buy that answer

    • @dev8195
      @dev8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrsTraveller64 😄😆😅😂🤣

  • @xlenaqz
    @xlenaqz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I think we could start saying something like: "Dad gave mom a magical baby bean that takes 9 months to become a baby and she uses her tummy as a flower pot" and then I would teach the kid how to grow avocados.

    • @YFL.111
      @YFL.111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this answer 😆

  • @jupiterpudding3237
    @jupiterpudding3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Where do babies come from?"
    "Idk u just showed up one day"

  • @pacoliralphhomerl.5232
    @pacoliralphhomerl.5232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    You forgot the "When you're older" Dad

    • @mjaysaratchandra8196
      @mjaysaratchandra8196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ya my mom always averted me by that excuse and i was always like how much older and it always used to be ten more years

    • @pokerandphilosophy8328
      @pokerandphilosophy8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mjaysaratchandra8196 I feel your pain. I'm 51 and my parents haven't told me yet.

    • @userunkown3046
      @userunkown3046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pokerandphilosophy8328 uhm..just watch some po-

    • @Leo-vs9dx
      @Leo-vs9dx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@userunkown3046 some what?

    • @valencefootball9740
      @valencefootball9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Leo-vs9dx potato getting boiled

  • @ishana6038
    @ishana6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "you see when mommy n daddy really love each.... "
    where's that dad? 😂

    • @destroysilence
      @destroysilence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!!!

    • @tiffanykuo4256
      @tiffanykuo4256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he was going to say that for the cheesy dad but it was so cheesy he couldn’t bring himself to it

  • @alessiajacquard
    @alessiajacquard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My dad said to me when I was 3 "you were in the basket with your elder sister in the river, then we said to each other what sweet girls, let's take them..." 😁😁😁

    • @lolu1606
      @lolu1606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your dad is funny 🤣🤣

    • @kenkei.mwaniki
      @kenkei.mwaniki ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In context this is sweet. out of context it sounds like kidnap😂

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    If I'm ever a dad, I'm definitely going to be the technical dad.

    • @CiviAdam
      @CiviAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly

    • @aperson176
      @aperson176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao, just bore them so they don’t ask ;D

  • @monamuller8969
    @monamuller8969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    My mother told me, babys are made when people sleep together. I wonderd my whole childhood (until 8 :D) how you can actually prevent being pregnant when you just have lie next to someone.

  • @wr4tuxkesa
    @wr4tuxkesa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Am I the only one who knows that this guy has been wearing the same clothes for all his video😂 cool

    • @Supriya100kar
      @Supriya100kar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Even in TedTalk

    • @geek7227
      @geek7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      How will his kids recognize him else?

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, everyone knows and he has said the reason in TedTalk

    • @linley-jane7878
      @linley-jane7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samyakhp4353 and I didn't pick up on that

    • @imaybestupid9707
      @imaybestupid9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cool story bro

  • @wishingonthemoon1
    @wishingonthemoon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I’m an American in Central Europe, and they have a very different approach. They tell the kids when they’re very very young, and they buy them books when they’re toddlers even. They grow up just knowing.

    • @VioletEmerald
      @VioletEmerald ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's good to know as young as possible I think. Knowledge is power and not a bad thing

    • @poksana5476
      @poksana5476 ปีที่แล้ว

      I googled Central Europe 😄 Not that many people say Central Europe or it's just me? Eastern, Western Europe are common but Central....

  • @brook1718
    @brook1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “When two people love each other very much...”

  • @van20aguas
    @van20aguas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I told my baby brother that we bought him from a baby store.

    • @AnotherRandomChild
      @AnotherRandomChild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I told my brother that we found him in a trash can

    • @zinebmahjoubi1992
      @zinebmahjoubi1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnotherRandomChild they told me the same

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 ปีที่แล้ว

      My siblings & I used to tell each other that mom got you from the bargain bin in John's Bargain Store. And my parents never did tell me. I think they were worn out from the ordeal of telling my 3 older siblings.

  • @simplystunninglyg
    @simplystunninglyg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    my daughter asked how babies are made when she was 5, not the mum and dad part but what happens inside the uterus. You try explaining that to a 5 yr old in a way they can understand! It was hard work
    Everything came with a follow up "but how does that happen"

    • @meganslonesings
      @meganslonesings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kids are SO smart.

    • @darrellsimon4462
      @darrellsimon4462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So how did you deal with it

    • @nondescript4311
      @nondescript4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If someone asked me I bet I'll end up reading an embryology textbook to them😂😂 because i haven't memorized it yet

    • @jass8529
      @jass8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A therepist i heard said that you should tell them the truth but in a decent way
      Like " your dad gave me some of his cells and i mix them with my cells to make you"

    • @Tom_McMurtry
      @Tom_McMurtry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does she want to be a scientist or doctor per chance?

  • @JohnoFilms
    @JohnoFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    That girl's thumbs up... that thumbs up...
    I literally died of cuteness overload.

  • @strumpet101
    @strumpet101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Dude. What about the 'put a book on their nightstand and never mention it' approach?

    • @Ottts22
      @Ottts22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the kid can´t read yet

    • @urmomgaygoogle7167
      @urmomgaygoogle7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I see we have the same dad

    • @lucioluciolucio
      @lucioluciolucio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s how I learned

    • @ad2094
      @ad2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @afootineachworld this method was how my mom explained menstruation, adolescence and sex. To be fair, it was a good book 😅

    • @RobinVanger
      @RobinVanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved this is a child, it explained everything from pregnancy to puperty etc. She told me if I had questions obout things in the book I could ask but now I could just read the whole thing by myself in my room without feeling awkward

  • @airplainchild
    @airplainchild 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    My tactic is to talk about flowers. "Do you know how flowers get pollenated? Well dadadadada and then the flower becomes a fruit with seeds and those seeds get dispersed in the environment and grow to have their own flowers and it goes on and on. Well, same with people. The dad pollinates the mom and the mom grows a baby and releases it into the environment. --oh, how? Well... maybe ask your dad."

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is brilliant

  • @Aparna_19
    @Aparna_19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Under 30 seconds."
    *looks at camera like in the office*
    Me: *Lenny face*

  • @botonja
    @botonja 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Tell them the truth. Tell them that they came from the stars :)

    • @ninetynine5293
      @ninetynine5293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@An-be1lm but in the end we are end up on a second last thing star and yes we cant say bingbang because it is just an assumption

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dead stars ...

    • @OnusOfNous
      @OnusOfNous 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww

    • @nazmunnahar9184
      @nazmunnahar9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm curious about your dad 😃

  • @laurenalmeyda6916
    @laurenalmeyda6916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "God put the baby in there, the baby grows and when it's big enough to come out, the doctor at the hospital takes the baby out. This is how I explained it to all my daycare kids when I was pregnant lol.

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dad=god

    • @anitadarling4592
      @anitadarling4592 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah my mom told me something along those lines too!

    • @sabaidris6930
      @sabaidris6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Face the truth: you got fat because you ate, then you'll go to the doctor because you ate so much. Then you'll just happen to think, "I'm alreaady here so why not pick up this baby?" 😂

    • @ebonyaddison3021
      @ebonyaddison3021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the best way to explain it.

  • @NRfun
    @NRfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When I was 5, one of my older friends told me the whole ordeal. Let's just say I was a little too young for that information, because I cried to my parants and told them that it couldn't be true. But when they said it was the truth I cried even more and was angry at them for doing such a disgusting thing and told them I was now never going to have babies, ever. 😅 Well...

    • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
      @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well?

    • @NRfun
      @NRfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 Well I don't have any babies yet, but let's just say me and my fiancee didn't honour my past self's wishes. 🤣

    • @sabaidris6930
      @sabaidris6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Older friemds shouldn't happen 😡

    • @sabaidris6930
      @sabaidris6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NRfun 😂😂😂

    • @keriddunk1520
      @keriddunk1520 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NRfun didn't honor wishes?

  • @LouisEmery
    @LouisEmery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My (catholic) parents told us they prayed to God that a baby would start growing (without any physical cause) in the mommy's stomach, then it comes out in 9 months. It appeared to be correct in the case of our new little sister and brother. My wife, a nurse, in contrast, just gave a direct medical explanation to our own young kids. I don't think it perturbed them.

  • @TheFirstManticore
    @TheFirstManticore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have never heard a child actually ask "Where do babies come from?" I had to tell my younger brother, at puberty, that fathers are related to their children.

  • @erfannadernezhad190
    @erfannadernezhad190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My father told me that God sent you to us and I thought I was Jesus for years

    • @mkb9549
      @mkb9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So cute how she started laughing along.

  • @suchi4free
    @suchi4free 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My mom told me "well babies grow in mom's tummy" when I asked how they get out, she panicked lol I remember it so well

    • @ChrissyNilsen
      @ChrissyNilsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The doctors cut the baby out ;) #csection

  • @pradhumansharma9770
    @pradhumansharma9770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im not a parent but i do feel kids must be explained from an early age without parents having any awkwardness explaining too what is wrong and right.
    They will have a better understanding than teens and will remember things till teenagers or else they'll remain shy and awkward on the topic as u are.

  • @pokerandphilosophy8328
    @pokerandphilosophy8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There is also the analogical teaching method: "Kids on the backseats of cars cause accidents and, likewise, accidents on the backseats of cars cause kids".

  • @karank8578
    @karank8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:12 kid laughed like she knows everything

  • @lindani.m
    @lindani.m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This is the 6th video I'm watching. I didn't search for this. I'm not even a parent 😂

    • @MadaraUchiha-dw9jl
      @MadaraUchiha-dw9jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im just 17 😂, but the baby is way too cute .

    • @victorialn1317
      @victorialn1317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, me too, i’m 11 haahaaaah, that baby is too cute!

  • @Ladida386
    @Ladida386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Where do babies come from?"
    "Don't you remember? You were baby coming in our family just earlier."😂

  • @DavyD-ku9xr
    @DavyD-ku9xr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember vividly how my mother answered this question: "Babies are born from happiness. When the mother and the father is happy to be with one another, and the family is happy, a baby will be born". To this day it remains the best answer I've known to this question.

    • @VioletEmerald
      @VioletEmerald ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except... it's very much not true and eventually the kid will have to learn about how babies can be accidentally created unintentionally and be unwanted and all that. Or happiness alone doesn't prevent infertility

  • @z.keeler37
    @z.keeler37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    After this video: “so Dad, where DO babies come from?”

  • @creativeaarts4023
    @creativeaarts4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His videos remind me how beautiful bond is the father - daughter bond

  • @YouKnowMe2011
    @YouKnowMe2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The freak out dad is the most common dad. 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In my family, they say that if you spend a couple of months praying for a baby, God grants your wish and puts one in a woman’s tummy - but it only works if she’s married so that’s why kids don’t get pregnant

  • @jo7458
    @jo7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been watching loads of your videos recently after one came up as a random suggestion.
    You are such a good Dad, just amazing.

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My niece recently found out exactly how babies come out of mum into the world. Needless to say, she told me that she doesn't want any babies in the future which I sympathise with since I never want any children of my own.

  • @ShatoraDragondore
    @ShatoraDragondore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Both your girls are so adorable

  • @AshbeeGaming
    @AshbeeGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That little thumbs up was adorable!

  • @c0ronariu5
    @c0ronariu5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I ❤️ her laugh; it's impossible to be grumpy or sad when you see it

  • @Agent-47-eh
    @Agent-47-eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember asking my mom but I went a step further and asked "Why do women have babies only when they are married? Why can't they have it before?" my mom just straight up said "You're too young for this"

  • @chrisallen2601
    @chrisallen2601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Your daughter is going to grow up a TH-cam celebrity. I hope you know that

  • @lightofeyezz
    @lightofeyezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine her asking at the end...
    "But honestly dad, where DO babies come from?"

  • @panda-diy
    @panda-diy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My niece once asked me how babies where made. I panicked and said "Ask your parents, they made you". She completely forgot about it a few days later 😂

  • @MsKeksPudding
    @MsKeksPudding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I approve the high ratio of Lion King entrances in these videos 10/10

  • @angelkotilainen
    @angelkotilainen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The best way is to ask them what they think is the answer, and they will give some really weird answer and then you say good job XD Obviously that doesn't really work with late teens. Most kids find out through school friends anyway. Phew crisis averted, just send ur kids to school XD

    • @GoodlifeTruth
      @GoodlifeTruth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Actually, the wisest and best thing to do is not to send them off to avert anything.
      You tell them the uncomfortable stuff.
      Let them build trust in you.
      Let them know that these are not "unmentionables" when it comes to my parents.
      You know what would really be averted? A lot of the teenage mess and regrettable stuff that wreck young ones as they get into puberty and only have other unwise teens to guide them.

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GoodlifeTruth omg you are wise.

    • @howcomeihavesubs
      @howcomeihavesubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

  • @arefxp
    @arefxp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My heart just melted because of the cuteness overload❤️

  • @NovelieJewelry
    @NovelieJewelry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She's super cooperative and sweet :)

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After the video "so dad, where do babies come from?"

  • @lucasmacielfonseca8948
    @lucasmacielfonseca8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm brazilian and I'm teaching english to my son using your videos as examples. He loved this one XD

  • @Dee-ur9zq
    @Dee-ur9zq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    so which kind of DAD are YOU??

  • @thellamacorn8902
    @thellamacorn8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, I really don't get why parents don't just... say it. It's not like the kids are gonna think it's weird, it's only awkward cause you make it awkward! My mom sat down with me and my sister when I was like 3 and just told us, and that was that.

  • @puzava
    @puzava 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    im the little white lie dad, "babies come from walmart" =)

  • @missywink1504
    @missywink1504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah, yes, I saw your daughter's tiny, little thumbs-up! Well done, Dad, well done!

  • @slieschke
    @slieschke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Can I get your technical dad transcript?

  • @jillronan6786
    @jillronan6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If they’re old enough to ask, they’re old enough for a truthful (age appropriate!) answer.
    Even if you have to end with “um, well that particular part is kind of private, for adults”, it’s better than weird stories and lies

  • @naznimation
    @naznimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My mom told me about sperm, eggs, the uterus, the womb, and how they were formed. But never told me how exactly the sperm got to the egg, even tho I had asked a billion times.

  • @-karekore8116
    @-karekore8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That little girl is an angel! So cute!!!

  • @cara8860
    @cara8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I was like 3 yo, my mom told me that there’s a baby-store, where they bought the most beautiful and best baby they found 😂❤️
    Later (I was around age 5) when my little brother was born they told me that my mom wanted it and then it just grew in mummy’s tummy.
    When I was like 7 or 8 i watched a movie where it was explained. I understood the whole sperm and fertilization thing. But bc they just showed naked people kissing under a sheet in the movie, I thought that french kissing would make a woman pregnant and that sperm was produced in the salivary glands 😂😂
    When I found out, what’s actually happening, I was soooo disgusted lol

    • @youandremadeira
      @youandremadeira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For a long time I though french kissing was the answer lol

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me, all I knew was that babies grew in the mother's stomach and when the time comes, the baby comes out. So I grew up thinking the baby somehow ripped open the mother's stomach to escape her body, which is why she would be in so much pain. As you could imagine, I didn't know anything about private parts.

  • @macforme
    @macforme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, I'm certainly glad we got that topic solved and out of the way.👍 She's all set a few more years..... next time she asks...tell her to Google it.🤣

  • @AvidlyGaming
    @AvidlyGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I am no dad but this channel is hilarious.

  • @hamzasiyal4642
    @hamzasiyal4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had some chickens so 😅For me it was like. "just like your chicken your mom had an egg and it broke and you came out of it. 😠" With angry face. "Dont ask again"
    I still remember poor me gifted an egg to my aunt 😅 she would always talk about married for 7 years and not having baby.

  • @Smaugette
    @Smaugette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You make cute kids! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @keriddunk1520
    @keriddunk1520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was small I assumed that girls after a certain age automatically became pregnant had babies. So once I asked a middle aged nun where her kid was. She was taken aback. I also thought babies just broke out of the tummy and doctors stitched the tummy back. This was because the movies showed the mother screaming in pain holding her belly. And she lets out a big scream and then we hear baby cries. I always assumed that was when the stomach tore and the baby came out.

  • @AJ-ox8xy
    @AJ-ox8xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My parents would tell me things that make sense given a young child's innocence.
    Like my dad would just say "Mom's tummy" and if I asked how he said "I have special hands, when I rub mom's tummy just right she gets pregnant." Satisfied my curiosity. Then at age 13 my dad sat me down and talked to me about becoming a man, changes that will start to happen to my body, and about sex in general.
    Honestly I don't see why this is such a hard topic for people to discuss. Parents have been doing this for centuries, it's not a new topic for any of us.

    • @rainerwahnsinn9585
      @rainerwahnsinn9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      in the past nobody told the kids what will happen,thats the reason why child-pregnancy in the past was a huge problem

    • @SmultronsyltNatha
      @SmultronsyltNatha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I look forward to having that conversation with my future children. I’d focus mostly what happens biologically and not on the actual sex act (but I’d mention that too). Then I would move on to explain why people are attracted to each other and how love is related to reproduction. I find it really exciting, so I’m hoping that I would be able to get the children to listen and be amazed as well.

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rainerwahnsinn9585 in the past...when? People like have been taking about sex since they could talk? What you're suggesting makes no sense.

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SmultronsyltNatha yes that's a good thing. It's not something parents should feel ashamed or awkward about. Kids that respect and honor their parents will listen as long as the parents treat it as normal.

    • @rainerwahnsinn9585
      @rainerwahnsinn9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AJ-ox8xy until the mid-1970´s(USA) and late 1960´s(Germany) ,thats was before the sexual revolution, only few talked about the sexual things.
      Maybe you lived in a medi-progressive family,but think about religious families.
      Do you really think that they wanna let girl know what is going on with their body?
      If you know something you can say "No".
      In Germany sexual education is common at age 11+,theoretically since 40 years,but in reality it´s very different.
      Some say "If earlier they know it(in theory),it´s better",but it´s like everything...some say this,others this.
      It always depend if the kids is mature enough(in the mind).
      Of course that does not teach "have Sex",it tells that the children can describe if someone abused them.

  • @bukrekay6514
    @bukrekay6514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow. I just saw a video accidentally and Loved!!! You're great. Not empty things and too long unnecessary videos. You have a great sense of humor and you're not a fake face or etc. Natural and funny! I hope you your beloved family live happily forever!!! Loved so!!! Heart heart heartsss :)

  • @izusagaho519
    @izusagaho519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    she is so adorable!!

  • @Min-e5
    @Min-e5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I told my kids they come from mummy's tummy. My oldest asked how do we get inside mummy"s tummy? I said, I ate them. Lol Horrified them for a bit but later I told them God made them and they seems satisfied with that.

  • @tfanmart9112
    @tfanmart9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Where babies come from?"
    I dont remember asking a question like that to my parents when i was a little kid, i only remember one time i asked my parents "when will we die?" and i got confused that they told me nobody knows anything like that
    I wonder, how my parents feel back then when i asked that question

    • @noeliboeromaiorano
      @noeliboeromaiorano 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom used to say me (still do) "I am so happy you came into my life" (when I was born) so one day I told her: "Wait. Where was I then?" She panicked and until today no remember her answer.

    • @everydaytoday4274
      @everydaytoday4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too I never asked that question before idk why I never curious where me or baby come from 😂

  • @gdta1738
    @gdta1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best one I heard is when mom and dad loves eachother very much

  • @SponzifyMee
    @SponzifyMee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    where IS the mother?

    • @Stillcantthinkofaname
      @Stillcantthinkofaname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      SponzifyMee She ran away with another dad

    • @Natalie-mr1ky
      @Natalie-mr1ky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ricoh Moss
      No lol she didn't

    • @East_blue2014
      @East_blue2014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Who would run away from that man!

    • @Natalie-mr1ky
      @Natalie-mr1ky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nadine A
      i know right?

    • @Stillcantthinkofaname
      @Stillcantthinkofaname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just kidding it was he who ran away with the kids, mothers still trying to track them down :P

  • @Fujiyama_Senju
    @Fujiyama_Senju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My parents just told me that god gifts babies to people whenever people pray for a baby. Pretty good explanation for a child imo.

    • @exypnos8907
      @exypnos8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg samee

    • @Fujiyama_Senju
      @Fujiyama_Senju 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@exypnos8907 Really?! Wow never expected someone to have heard the same explanation.

    • @MadaraUchiha-dw9jl
      @MadaraUchiha-dw9jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fujiyama_Senju didnt u pray for a baby then ? Like never ever though abt it after getting a answer .
      Well my case was totally it was like i ws embeeded with this knowledge from birth and never talked to parents about it cause of embarasment of knowing so called word 'sex'.

  • @synasingha6979
    @synasingha6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I told my kids that babies are sitting on the clouds and at the right time parents catch them and luckily the movie Stork was released at that time😸😸😸

  • @KaiTheTyrant
    @KaiTheTyrant ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My parents: Yeah, the baby is there. We made it together. You want details? I’ll tell you when you’re a little older.

    • @UKball24
      @UKball24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My parents: ok so a man and a women have s*x and then the women becomes pregnant and has the baby .
      My parents say the real reason

  • @hanzu5910
    @hanzu5910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this was cutest and one of the funniest episodes ever !

  • @renkinjutsushi9596
    @renkinjutsushi9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my mom told me that if we want it too much and pray for it everyday, then she would get pregnant. I SPENT DAYS CRYING IN MY ROOM PRAYING FOR A LITTLE SIBLING BECAUSE OF THAT

  • @aadil64x
    @aadil64x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He looks like a older Jon snow

  • @FurqanHun
    @FurqanHun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Technical dad's answer is best cause he's not lying nor a child would understand that 😂

  • @oswin5775
    @oswin5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I have kids I'll just tell them. No bullcrap, no lies just tell them. It's not something we should be ashamed of and if we make it too mysterious, kids will try to find out themselves and land in trouble.

  • @catherinespark
    @catherinespark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Babies grow from a tiny blob. Its so small you can't see it. It's made inside Mummy's tummy when a little bit of Daddy and a little bit of Mummy join up. The baby grows inside Mummy's tummy, and she gets fatter and fatter. Then after a long time - after the seasons change three times - the baby gets squeezed out of a VERY stretchy hole between mummy's legs - it takes a long time and it's painful and hard work. This often happens in hospital, and children aren't usually allowed to watch. That's where babies come from. It's not normally polite to talk about the hole, or the seed, or the little bit of Mummy or the little bit of Daddy, until you're grown up. Only with Mummy or Daddy or a teacher, and when you grow up - only after you're twenty years old - you can talk about it with the person you fall in love with and want to marry.

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Your FIRST VLOG on WEDNESDAY, YOU SAY? I'm excited. :D Also the Lion King answer was hilarious.

  • @KotaTheGreatest
    @KotaTheGreatest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the ferocity that kids have when they high 5

  • @Arten00
    @Arten00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My child:Whwre do baby come from
    Me:your mom stomach
    My child:how did they get in there?
    Me:grow