Christmas in Heaven feat. Danny Bessner | Chapo Trap House | Episode 586 FULL

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  • @aviwhasgood
    @aviwhasgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I straight up became addicted to chapo. Thank you guys for making my everyday commune bearable.

  • @3richardrussell
    @3richardrussell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Come to the Rust belt. We've been making Orcs for 30 years.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The rust belt has been Orc north central since the late 1830's early 40's. Ask the damn Native Indians my dude.. Lol!

    • @alexberkowitz5897
      @alexberkowitz5897 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo is their a origin point I can go to for this metaphor?

    • @alexberkowitz5897
      @alexberkowitz5897 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found one for bugmen-I’m not online enough to keep up with this shit

  • @johnflatt1288
    @johnflatt1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of the best episodes I’ve heard in a long time. The Obama bullshit is always so funny

  • @mitchellwood4133
    @mitchellwood4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the idea of Barry O rocking out to Parque Courts "total football" in his limo while calling LeBron to cut off the looming NBA strike.

    • @mitchellwood4133
      @mitchellwood4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then trying sell George Bush on the band by saying Ellen is a big fan.

  • @debrasue2793
    @debrasue2793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    S T Y G I A N B U K K A K E

  • @aboubacaramine8689
    @aboubacaramine8689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yeah I don't know I think these guys are underestimating american pride. Not an american here but I can't imagine a dying empire not going crazy over its demise and attacking everybody. Don't forget guys like Mike Pompeo and John Bolton who were just in power and could come back (or others like them). Those guys would definitely go to war over Ukraine or Taiwan.

    • @skoomakity8769
      @skoomakity8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah for sure. Im an American an you could already feel the shift, they're trying to encourage popular concent for war with China / maybe Russia. You hear a LOT of "it's us or them" from right wing war hawks

    • @technologic21
      @technologic21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course they'd start a fight, just to prove a fruitless 'point' that, 'America's still got it,' like an old fighter in the ring, the crowd is chanting, right before he's knocked out. The hogs will chant for their own demise by nuclear fire.

  • @BurntToast422
    @BurntToast422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm looking for Michael Douglas, the gay actor.

    • @DavidJackson-vj2oi
      @DavidJackson-vj2oi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes at the book fair with Ian.

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw him with Robert DeNiro the other day...

  • @sprobablycancr4457
    @sprobablycancr4457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    **The Lich King was the master and lord of the Scourge which he ruled telepathically through the Helm of Domination from his Frozen Throne atop Icecrown Citadel.

  • @russlcorey
    @russlcorey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you thought it was annoying when your spaghetti pot boils over just imagine how much frothing would occur with a pot of boiling semen.

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Miss a good Will-less ep. Been awhile and I remember Amber, Brendan or VT usually having to be involved. Definitely warming up to the Danny/Cush💣 dynamic..

  • @futon2345
    @futon2345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Marianne would have beaten COVID

  • @juliettedemaso7588
    @juliettedemaso7588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Stygian Bukkake”
    I can only hope one day I’ll get to play Mad Libs with Christman

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Every boat dealer is a dirty mason

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have been for years...

    • @bb-zr2tv
      @bb-zr2tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Brandon carjacked me

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bb-zr2tv Happens when you floss like a bitch...

    • @bb-zr2tv
      @bb-zr2tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshuamarx8209 yeah I need to improve my floss game for sure

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bb-zr2tv We've all been there. Trick is to not ever again fall off...

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've never seen a white house press release just openly shown contempt in this way.

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hell yeah dude

  • @asupremechieften
    @asupremechieften 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The intro reminds me to be grateful everyday and also wakes me up lol

  • @BennySalto
    @BennySalto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trump might actually get more people vaccinated than the government by doing this speech.
    How's that for irony.

    • @timprosser1710
      @timprosser1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doubtful

    • @darcolow330
      @darcolow330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol he gets booed every time he brings up the vaccine.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Felix has got jokes right off the bat!

  • @bunyipz2040
    @bunyipz2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had to pause after the 1 min mark and listen to come sail away.

  • @bb-zr2tv
    @bb-zr2tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is Danny replacing Amber?????

  • @richardsawicki8521
    @richardsawicki8521 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two trucks? It's Earl Butts and the "cheap food" policy! Look it up!

  • @michaelreich9714
    @michaelreich9714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice (fill in the blank) if you can keep it. / Options follow:
    Weather, Cadbury Egg, Koala, Kamala, Virtue Cycle, Serval, JFK Corpse, Pee Tape, Farm, Spinnin' Rim, Polar Bear, Burning Bush, Public School, Hot Tub, Trombone.
    770 Billion dollars to protect your selection and 10 billion dollars to figure out where all that shit came from.

  • @addiemarieruhome
    @addiemarieruhome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s what I’m talking about

  • @seanmoon7095
    @seanmoon7095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Has any consideration been given to those of us hanging on every word coming from Cush Vlog? All through the lockdowns and general decay of American life...am I wrong to feel roughly cut off? I'll be the first to admit a flourishing dependancy on the Christman train of thought of which I did absolutely nothing to prevent or guard against. Perhaps I should have said it long ago, thank you Matt for helping to get me through, but damn...where have you been? I really miss hearing you on a weekly basis.

    • @mdtys
      @mdtys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      computer trouble i think

  • @robertfreitag687
    @robertfreitag687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Again, another example of Chapo's accidental genius: Chris (it was Chris, right? or was it Danny?) started discussing the crowd at a Trump rally showing visible confusion at Trump's babbling. There's a real insight here, but unfortunately Chapo decided to blow right past it.
    The entire point of Trump's weird non sequiturs is to unsettle his audience. He's just priming them to dive one additional level deeper into personal identification with his persona. He's creating a mental mini-crisis in his audience expressly and solely for the purpose of resolving it later on by feeding them some banal truism that vibes with their cultural prejudices. Trump knows that those people are not going to remember the intellectual incoherence of the priming argument, but only the relief and satisfaction that comes from having their viewpoint confirmed. To them, Trump is kind of soul-doctor, a faith healer saving them from threats from the outside world. Of course they love him.
    THAT is persuasion. Persuasion is not dead. Rational argumentation, however, is dead, which is the level that Christmann insisted on analysing this episode.
    Politically, people hate rational argument. Its objective commitment to some reality outside of the subject him/herself is unnerving and depressing. It moves the center of control further away from the audience and towards some faceless abstraction, and frankly, that terrifies them. Of course they hate nerds.
    The Left have to stop talking this way. They're destroying themselves.

  • @richardsawicki8521
    @richardsawicki8521 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's not the statement It's the persecution!

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    my kind of episode, only wish amber was there. Felix I think doesn't celebrate Christmas so I am expecting a Felix only episode on Christmas Day jk

  • @AoE2Replays
    @AoE2Replays 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awh yisssss.. this and cumtown, all I listen to

    • @addiemarieruhome
      @addiemarieruhome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn you’re cool

    • @skoomakity8769
      @skoomakity8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn that's pretty tight home slice

    • @AoE2Replays
      @AoE2Replays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@addiemarieruhome *finger guns*

  • @GrinninPig
    @GrinninPig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harry Krishna to all

  • @robertfreitag687
    @robertfreitag687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chapo seem really impressed by this idea of the Calvinist origins of American secular religion. But their analysis doesn't go beyond the point of view of the so-called "winners". Isn't the much more interesting question about why the "losers" are equally enthusiastic about it? There are so many more losers.

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      death drive + zero class awareness

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How does that old saying go? The greatest trick capitalism ever pulled was convincing the working class that they are gonna make it too?

    • @FromTheFens219
      @FromTheFens219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because no one can bare the thought that they are a "loser." Identifying as one is one of the most "loser" things you can do!
      In Calvinism (at least to my understanding) while your faith can't save you, the elect do have faith, even if the ultimate choice is entirely in God's hands.

    • @robertfreitag687
      @robertfreitag687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChewyThomson I don't think they really believe that. That would be tantamount to saying that they're stupid, since the evidence that they're not going to is so overwhelming. I think the Left has to start proceeding from an assumption that the people they're trying to recruit into their base aren't stupid. There's some other, idealistic rather than materialistic motivation going on.

    • @robertfreitag687
      @robertfreitag687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FromTheFens219 Okay, but remember, Chapo's whole premise is that Calvinism is invoked to justify the wealth of the winners--wealth being a tangible sign of their "elect" status. So isn't their poverty an equally clear sign of the masses' damnation? If they can just wave it a way, and pretend their poverty doesn't exist, then this supposed Calvinist validation procedure is worthless.
      I think the real deal is that Chapo are just being lazy and invoking an anachronistic intellectual tradition that has little to no bearing on postmodern societies. I'm not writing them off altogether--just today in these forums I mentioned a legitimate insight they stumbled on when discussing the Trump rally. But they do also tend to toss around these references thoughtlessly, like floating signifiers.

  • @Mushr88mBreW
    @Mushr88mBreW 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    #WyySoSirius ✌

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Get ready to " prove who ya areeeeeee!!!!" Lmao u guy's deserve it fully 1000%

  • @homerco213
    @homerco213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Jesus Christ, I hope they're cool Warhammer Greenskin orcs; and not, holy shit why did you even bother, lame ass space orcs from World of Warcraft.
    Blizzard/Activision how do you fuck up orcs? How do you do it? Somehow you managed to make Lord of the Rings orcs look badass, grats.

  • @robertfreitag687
    @robertfreitag687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Persuasion is dead."--Matt Christmann 20 Dec 2021
    Man, you just can't get past your own prejudices, can you? Persuasion isn't dead. Rational argument is dead. They're two different' things.

    • @hegaliandialectics4289
      @hegaliandialectics4289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NERD

    • @robertfreitag687
      @robertfreitag687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hegaliandialectics4289 When I saw your reply in my notifications, I assumed that you were responding to a different post, where I discussed the Left's nerd problem at more length. You know, like you were trying to be funny by adding a note of irony.
      But of course not. This is the internet, after all. Nobody bothers to read anything longer than a paragraph.

    • @bigbrother787
      @bigbrother787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why the hell would anyone trust what the government or big medical corporations are saying? Is it my job as a private citizen to go around propagandizing on their behalf? Sure, you could say 'rationally' they want the vaccine to stop covid so they can get back to making money but if current conditions, White House literally saying unvaccinated will die, student loan payments restarting etc, are any indicator they don't care either way.
      The problem is people *are* acting rationally. We need a better way to respond than 'Trust the Science' because the science says we should have socialism yet I didn't see that in the WH press release or Washington Post.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep lamenting, nerd.

    • @robertfreitag687
      @robertfreitag687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigbrother787 Quote you: "The problem is people are acting rationally."
      Not likely.
      "Rationality" means next to nothing because logical structures all proceed from a fundamentally subjective premise that you just can't argue about. Either you vibe with science or Montana paramilitaries or something else. But a clever person can express himself in a way that hits a sweet spot between those centers. Obviously it's not going to be super-specific from a theoretical point of view--signal loss is inherent when you attempt to extend your reach. It's going to be more like a feeling than a thought.
      Trump is a moron, probably in a very literal sense. But he has a very good sense of how to hit certain sweet spots towards the right end of the spectrum. Persuasion isn't ultimately about intellect.
      P.S. Who said anything about "Trust the Science"? I didn't. Your response made it sound like that was what I was talking about. Not at all. Maybe you're interested in pursuing that track, but I'm not.

  • @cat_city2009
    @cat_city2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also who is this other nerd?

  • @cat_city2009
    @cat_city2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Way less Chris, please.

  • @starvermin
    @starvermin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell yeah dude