Reviewing Christmas Pretentious Ingredients | Sorted Food

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  • You may well be completely astounded by the new level of pretentious-ness that some of these ingredients go to. Minds were completely blown. Would you ever consider purchasing any of these? Comment below!
    Pretentious Ingredients Links:
    Christmas Mini Merry Go Round Musical Biscuit Tin, 130g - bit.ly/2LNyK6K
    Bushido Coffee 24 Karat Gold Instant Coffee - bit.ly/2PAlzqJ
    Pheasant - bit.ly/2YBkhQv
    Esthechoc Beauty Chocolate Box of 21 Chocolates - amzn.to/38w8Oq2
    Marshmallow Advent Calendar - bit.ly/2Ea09LI
    Golden Panettone Italian Christmas Cake 1.2kg by Sal De Riso - bit.ly/2PAmrvv
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  • @zarmeenkhan
    @zarmeenkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    "Is the gold leaf needed?"
    "Yeah"
    *chokes*

    • @jaumcardososs
      @jaumcardososs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That cracked me up

    • @mririshfan
      @mririshfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've played that part 5 times and laughed every time!

    • @CircleTheSkies
      @CircleTheSkies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was just so matter-of-fact about it, too. No thought needed.

  • @zarmeenkhan
    @zarmeenkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    Jamie after screaming about the price: *takes a 20£ bite out of gold bread*

    • @raymondschneider5217
      @raymondschneider5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes, indeed, I think, Jamie failed to attend the manners class, but, then, again, that's your Jamie! Y'all Be Safe!

    • @JohnyScissors
      @JohnyScissors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean it would just go to waste otherwise

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why we love him.

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You only live once!!! Chomp!!! XD

    • @recca01982
      @recca01982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnyScissors How do you figure that? They have a complete office with other workers where I'm sure they'll spread it out and either eat it, or let them take it home for the holidays.

  • @ispellitjustg
    @ispellitjustg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    Jaime&Barry: we are going to have arguments
    Also Jaime&Barry: agreeing with each other on pretty much everything

    • @matthewhoward5619
      @matthewhoward5619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol I had the same thought.

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Sounds about right 😂

    • @LeilaniLovesElephants
      @LeilaniLovesElephants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Adorable Baz and Jamie day. Also love the lobster shirt. 😙
      The comments on the marshmellow box were spot on. But I still want one.

    • @billy3508
      @billy3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “ I was also gonna say 20 pounds! We are so on the same page!” Also said by Jamie😂

  • @RachelBastow
    @RachelBastow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3439

    Just call it “reviewing stuff from Barry’s kitchen” and go

    • @Martynqa1992
      @Martynqa1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Point is that gold leaf coffee is too pretentious even for Barry ;)

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Barry and his pretentious kitchen

    • @RachelBastow
      @RachelBastow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      SORTEDfood sounds like a book from Harry Potter series 😭

    • @grouch314
      @grouch314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@RachelBastow Barry Potter and the Pretentious Kitchen

    • @2001benraze
      @2001benraze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SortedFood Sounds like a children's book with a moral at the end

  • @danielab3278
    @danielab3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    Jamie earlier: "does it have gold leaf in it?"
    No
    "Good"
    Golden panettone enters the chat: I'm about to end this man's career.

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      😂

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Honestly when they first opened it up, I thought of the briefcase scene from Pulp Fiction.

    • @miskyloo887
      @miskyloo887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't know why gold leaf is such a big deal.. Its pretty damn cheap in south Asia.. It makes me laugh when I see videos about the mist,expensive desserts in the world.. Literally costing hundreds of dollars just cos it has a liberal amount of gold leaf on it.. Here's a tip.. Next time you are in or have a friend visit India ask them to pick up some for you.. Gold and silver.. Thats what I do.. I have a huge pack of probably 250 g in the larder right now.. Had it for years since I don't use it that much mainly cos I forget its there! It keeps really well..

    • @choc795
      @choc795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@miskyloo887 gold leaf is relatively cheap here in the west too. People just think gold and think expensive and high quality.

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My Science teacher once told me, there is no empirical evidence that gold has any value at all. It's only value is in people's perception.

  • @isyt1320
    @isyt1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    5:16 Ben - “cooked the pheasant, super simple”
    Also Ben - *lists 10 different things he put on the pheasant including wine and dried fruits*

    • @ChilledRedPanda
      @ChilledRedPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But that is simple...

    • @lNFINlTEx
      @lNFINlTEx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      My kind of simple - salt, pepper, oven. Actually scrap that, lets just put some instant ramen into a pot.

    • @HiPlayerProdigy
      @HiPlayerProdigy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I literally thought the same thing.

    • @burbujasize
      @burbujasize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Isy T Ben didn't say things he put on the pheasant, it was things the pheasant had eaten in the wild

    • @rachaelthayer7450
      @rachaelthayer7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@burbujasize I don't think butter is something pheasants eat in the wild, my dude. But you're right, he did list a few things afterwards about what pheasants typically eat.

  • @Martynqa1992
    @Martynqa1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    That coffee is so pretentious even Barry doesn't want it xD

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      😂

    • @jaxsonmahan950
      @jaxsonmahan950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sorry to say, but not sure I'd want to be Barry's neighbor after hearing his description of the "scum" floating on his morning coffee. Then again, it'd be fun to hear his wife calling him an idiot for his latest pretentious purchase! 😂😂😂

    • @Martynqa1992
      @Martynqa1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaxsonmahan950 it would be Lucy calling Jamie an idiot though, not Hayley and Barry ;)

    • @Martynqa1992
      @Martynqa1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nhoneywell as someone who is in posession of the highest number of pretentious ingredients and kitchen gadgets out of the whole 5, I'm surprised he's yet to have a Britta.

  • @melanieswang9475
    @melanieswang9475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    I've really enjoyed the added banter in the last few "paired" review videos, and I imagine it's a bit easier on the crew because they don't have to film twice? More of the paired reviews, please!

    • @booked_by_books
      @booked_by_books 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Also they don't need to buy 2 of expensive items. Like in the easter video, for the giant expensive eggs it's clear that one of them actually opened the packs and the other just tried it. It's quite understandable.

    • @cako666
      @cako666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@booked_by_books yeah they were not buying 2 £200 Panettones 😂

  • @Morgan13174
    @Morgan13174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Barry calling the merry go round biscuit tin "Classy." Is so on brand for him it hurts.

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So was Jamie asking if they had just stepped into a horror. Lol

    • @littlebigman5791
      @littlebigman5791 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does on brand mean???

  • @gnubaum9768
    @gnubaum9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    my dad has a musical biscuit tin with a little handle on the side that you turn for a silent night. and we whip it out every year and refill it with our homemade biscuits. it's an important christmas tradition in our house

    • @Smallpotato1965
      @Smallpotato1965 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God, yes! My parents had one of those 'golden' musical bells which played silent night and hung from the ceiling every Christmas. One of my earliest memories is being lifted up to make it play before going to bed. While not a fanciful child, I firmly believed that little men lived inside that clock to make that music.
      My parents have been dead for decades, and that bell now lives my my closet to be hung in my house during Christmas. It's important. It's not Christmas unless that bell has tingled 'silent night'.
      That bell is made from plastic and cardboard, and such musical bells were, apparantly, in vogue in the Fifties, when my parents married and started their family. Anyone else looking at it would see horrid tat, but to me, it's still the magical Christmas clock that four year old me was allowed to make play before going to bed.

  • @zarmeenkhan
    @zarmeenkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "Why're you looking up there!?"
    "Because it smells nice!"

    • @SkyMist227
      @SkyMist227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that an innuendo? i'm confused o.o

    • @zarmeenkhan
      @zarmeenkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SkyMist227 yes actually. Jamie looked up a pheasant's butt and didnt realise that was what Barry was referring to

    • @PresumablyTunes
      @PresumablyTunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zarmeenkhan I think he knew what he was referring to, but it's just one of those things which sounds bad when you say it and/or put one and one together

    • @SkyMist227
      @SkyMist227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zarmeenkhan ahh i didnt realize it was the butt haha thanks!

    • @SkyMist227
      @SkyMist227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PresumablyTunes yep you can see that look of realization on his face LOL

  • @zarmeenkhan
    @zarmeenkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The pure joy at seeing the gold panettone was so beautiful

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It was pretty special 😍

    • @MissPickles1980
      @MissPickles1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope that was then shared with the rest of the crew too!

  • @MrDeathswap
    @MrDeathswap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Sorted is in luck! The Panettone is now on "sale" for 140 pounds!

    • @jopiagalis
      @jopiagalis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What a “bargain” XD

    • @lancelindlelee7256
      @lancelindlelee7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If it's as good as they say it is, the ordinary £30 is quite reasonable. IDK why you'll get a gold one. Gold leafs online is not that expensive if you want it.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lancelindlelee7256 yeah that's the problem. Gold literally adds nothing to the product apart from looks and price point. They should drop the gold and just make the best cake they can. Lower price but much wider audience in return

    • @tissot233
      @tissot233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rebel4466 That's exactly what they do as mentioned on the video for £30. As they do that already I have no problem with them selling the gold version as well.

    • @naeemhalim4451
      @naeemhalim4451 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah what value!!!!

  • @cheyenneoliver5184
    @cheyenneoliver5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Anything with gold leaf will never not be pretentious. Last time I check, gold isn't a part of the food pyramid.

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder if Trump is suffering from heavy metal poisoning?

    • @cheyenneoliver5184
      @cheyenneoliver5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@adde9506 He's lucky gold is a very non-reactive metal

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cheyenneoliver5184 Eat enough of it...

    • @ilaydalucky1808
      @ilaydalucky1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe that’s why trumps skin is soo orange. It might be the gold consumption.

    • @TheMrDewil
      @TheMrDewil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, in my mind, every food or drink with gold in it just screams of vanity and tastelessness. And I don't think I'll ever change my mind about this, even if, eventually, I'll have enough money to drink coffee with golden flakes in it. I'll be doing that with a thought that I'm a pretentious prick.

  • @Krymms
    @Krymms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    That ending was the most Jamie thing I ever seen Jamie do.

  • @GreaterBookWyrm
    @GreaterBookWyrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    In case any of us americans forgot:
    The British pound is stronger than the American dollar right now.
    That loaf of bread was nearly 300 dollars.

    • @mskreidlerphysics3950
      @mskreidlerphysics3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😳😳😳 That was a good reminder.

    • @ICBPenguin
      @ICBPenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      260 but sure

    • @thegirlwithglasses3153
      @thegirlwithglasses3153 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cake went on sale at one point for $140.00.

    • @Sunny-ot1vo
      @Sunny-ot1vo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I literally always have a separate tab open to check the price in USD.

    • @janani1826
      @janani1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welp not anymore ☹️

  • @llllll1897
    @llllll1897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Jamie nomming on the Panettone at the end was an absolute power move

  • @rpgaff2
    @rpgaff2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Oooh, there's an apricot there"
    "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP THERE??!!"
    "BECAUSE IT SMELLS NICE!"
    *immediate regret*

  • @isyt1320
    @isyt1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Barry’s reaction to the whole eXpEriEnCe of the marshmallow calendar was so precious 🥰

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's all about the experience!

    • @nhoneywell
      @nhoneywell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then Jamie weed on his cornflakes by pointing out the 1 straight away 🤣

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I enjoyed Jamie's: what colors? "Number one is over here."

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't call it pretentious when there's *that* positive an initial reaction to it, by the way.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eidenhoek - Yeah I was glad that Mike at least spoke up to disagree, calling it 'premium' instead of pretentious. They're high quality, well-made, delicious marshmallows handmade in the UK. So yeah, it costs a bit more, but it's not trying to be something it's not, like.. gold-leaf instant coffee. Really surprised me how confidently they both landed on 'pretentious' after enjoying it so much.

  • @DungeonMistressC
    @DungeonMistressC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Jamie, you are a agent of chaos-
    and it makes everything better lol

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Why thank you.

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ForeverOpenSkies Jamie is so chaotic neutral it’s insane

  • @henrysmith893
    @henrysmith893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Pass it on Christmas dinner.

  • @leighellencarson
    @leighellencarson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "Pigeon?"
    "No."
    "Big pigeon?"
    LOL. My poor lasagna lunch was just spat all over my computer.

    • @MissPickles1980
      @MissPickles1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I laughed harder at the seagull suggestion!

    • @leighellencarson
      @leighellencarson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MissPickles1980 I didn't have any food left in my mouth at that point, haha!

    • @Caerigna
      @Caerigna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My fav part of that was the added "Seagull?"

    • @qzcc5550
      @qzcc5550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you really think about it, is a pheasant really anything more than a big pigeon?

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

  • @TheLocomono9
    @TheLocomono9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jamie biting the panatone was soooo perfect because no one else has ever done it and more than likely no one will do it again. Not a classy thing to do but a unique experience only he will have for a long time

  • @abbewinter9249
    @abbewinter9249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Jamie & Barry: Pheasant is quite pretentious
    Me, living in Wyoming, dodging pheasants every time I drive to my grandma's house: OK.

    • @Mae-ek9uo
      @Mae-ek9uo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I live in Montana and was thinking the same thing!

    • @JKat94
      @JKat94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I live in Central Europe but I've seen more pheasants in my life than chicken, cows, and pigs combined haha

    • @maromania7
      @maromania7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like when they talk about venison with reverence, but I look out the window any day of hunting season and they'll be a redneck in a beat up truck selling it door to door, cheap as beef.

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JKat94 Yes. But on the other hand, you still can't buy pheasant in a supermarket.

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    It’s super interesting to me that hunting to you guys in the UK is seen as more of a posh thing that rich people do, whereas in the US hunting is seen as more of a country/rural thing, and the city folk are seen as the more posh and pretentious folks. Trophy hunting is still seen as pretentious here in the US, but at least in my area hunting (for food) is more of a working class rural thing.

    • @CaptainSarahSparrow
      @CaptainSarahSparrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had this exact thought.

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its regarding stately country homes. Its not an issue of not rural vs urban.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ingrid Dubbel I get that, I’m just talking about the class connotations. Hunting is rarely-to-never associated with stately country manors in the US. It’s associated with the rural working class.

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You need to own land or need to get permission from the owner of the land to hunt (hard enough to find the owner of the land), depending on what you hunt you will have to be quite wealthy, in my family we live in the country side and we get all sorts of birds and rabbits through our garden so that's relatively cheap to do

    • @tissot233
      @tissot233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Land is immensely valuable everywhere in Europe with 750 million people around similar size land mass as US (without Russia) and has been fully cultivated. Sweden and Finland are essentially the only places in Western Europe where population density is close to US and there hunting is not seen posh, while certainly not lower middle class thing either after all the permits, equipment and needing to be part of a local paid hunting organisation.

  • @theowleyeyes
    @theowleyeyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “Imagine how many caterpillar cakes you could buy with that” 🤣

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's true right? Sooooooo many!

    • @GreenTeaGirl17
      @GreenTeaGirl17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard at this! I'm American too and I think Grace (Grackle) is the only reason I know what it is. Lol

    • @Jetterz1231
      @Jetterz1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I demand that from now on, all pretentious ingredient videos have prices given in "caterpillar cakes".

    • @Nightstick24
      @Nightstick24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the official standard for cake-like things now.

    • @reidecember5372
      @reidecember5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could get 34 from Asda for the cost of one of these. Yes, I just checked on my calculator XD

  • @visericorde
    @visericorde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    ben calling the cook of the pheasant 'simple' and then naming off at least 10 different ingredients had me reeling

    • @lmaree200886
      @lmaree200886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      onelastchence That was pretentious!

    • @Potassiumkloride
      @Potassiumkloride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I had the same reaction, but in fairness, any meal that can be made by chucking ingredients together and playing Stardew Valley until it's done probably does count as simple.

    • @imdonewithyall
      @imdonewithyall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He listed salt, pepper and butter as ingredients. Everything else he listed was what the bird typically eats in the wild

    • @lmaree200886
      @lmaree200886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@imdonewithyall Since when do phesants eat butter, thyme, dried apricots, dried sultanas and bay leaves? Ben also said that the fruit was shoved into its cavity!

    • @TRASHoftheTITANS
      @TRASHoftheTITANS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's a difference between simple and rudimentary. Just because there are more than 2 ingredients doesn't mean it's hard to do

  • @the_echoYT
    @the_echoYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Jamie: "You don't want a large piece of this panettone"
    Also Jamie: goes in for seconds

    • @cmdrw0lf708
      @cmdrw0lf708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also also Jamie: just bites a chunk off

  • @taqwaalshuaili1471
    @taqwaalshuaili1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Jamie: we just walked into a horror movie.
    Me: Oh the horror of guessing those prices mate!

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    If you're eating or drinking gold, it's pretentious.

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unless it's a medical procedure.

    • @abbf26-_-13
      @abbf26-_-13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@FaultAndDakranon considering there are no medical benefits to ingesting gold since it isnt digested and just passes through the system, its still pretentious AND you should think about switching doctors practices

    • @tyrosine87
      @tyrosine87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abbf26-_-13 and if you would take up any of the gold, it's even worse. As a heavy metal, gold is toxic.
      I really don't get the appeal, especially if it just drives the price for nothing.

    • @masansr
      @masansr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd say it's just extremely idiotic. The cake probably took 5 pence worth of gold to make and drove the price up roughly 8 times.

    • @JimFortune
      @JimFortune 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masansr I'm guessing around 15 pounds, but even so....

  • @marianafazioli9008
    @marianafazioli9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jamie laughing at the price of the instant coffee is a mood.

  • @bethanysangra3903
    @bethanysangra3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When Barry says something's pretentious, you know it's the most pointless, pretentious, boasty thing ever 😂

  • @Doronica
    @Doronica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Bushidō is a Japanese collective term for the many codes of honour and ideals that dictated the samurai way of life "... yeah, straight away makes me think of coffee. 😂😂

    • @lovecinnamonxx
      @lovecinnamonxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's also a German rapper's name haha

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Find the frugality in the way of coffee by adding richness not in caffeinated beans but in pouring out material wealth, honour your guests with your sacrifice and show swiftness in preparation for the unexpected who pass you by. Find honesty in admitting it is nothing more than cheap instant coffee with panache. Be loyal to what otherwise is your cheap daily fare by only adding leaves to enhance its physical beauty not its physical taste. Never forget your self-control because why bother having another cup. The Bushido is strong.
      lastly, find the wisdom in your action to never repeat it and either brew a decent pot of coffee or buy the cheap instant and have ready supply of irish cream to fix it.

    • @xfrozn
      @xfrozn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axolotllan And excellent read my good sir

    • @rosalily6966
      @rosalily6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lovecinnamonxx I totally thought it was his merch at first :'D

    • @lovecinnamonxx
      @lovecinnamonxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rosalily6966 lmao that would be fucking hilarious 😂

  • @annaheeldawes8608
    @annaheeldawes8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ahh bless they’re little faces when they opened the panettone, happy bunnies ❤️

  • @jayatiagarwal3721
    @jayatiagarwal3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I would have loved to see James react to the £200 cake.. he would have gone bonkers 😂

    • @allisonmacdairmid646
      @allisonmacdairmid646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly the only thing that could make this video better... James. Still a great vid though.

  • @RSylvane
    @RSylvane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Seeing Jamie taking a bite out of the cake and actually screaming at my phone “NO, don’t you dare” as if yelling at one of my none existent kids...

    • @lilithhedwig5408
      @lilithhedwig5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a cake though.

    • @AlistairWinter
      @AlistairWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not? Once you have bought something you can do whatever you want with it. They could of put it on their heads and danced around while singing christmas songs.
      Or even of used it in a food fight. Bring in a clown and splat the clown in the face with it. So many options, no?

  • @lucieciepka1031
    @lucieciepka1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’ve worked with en italien baker in Paris and he was selling his panettone at 70€ per kilo with noting pretentious in it. Just a good quality products and the occasional dry fruit here and there, and he was selling it almost at a loss. So that it’s artisanal, luxury quality ingredients, award winning, gold plated, shine box wrapped with a plate... yea 200 is honest.

  • @mukkiablue
    @mukkiablue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm from italy and i can tell Sal De Riso is ripping uk customers , i have had various of his products , even this panettone ( w/o the gold topping tho ) and they don't cost anywhere near that price in our country . The taste is that amazing is really hard to put on words .

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course they don't cost near that price if you have the one w/o the gold. 😂

    • @cmdrw0lf708
      @cmdrw0lf708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      W/o gold its £30 that includes shipping and handling

  • @MsMdip
    @MsMdip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    - this tastes like instant coffee
    - this is... instant coffee with non edible pretentious particles

  • @lake111w
    @lake111w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Best pretentious review yet! love Jamie’s “cos it smells nice” at the end, I burst out laughing on the train 😂😂

  • @jayena
    @jayena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "think of how many caterpillar cakes you could buy with that"....I love Barry lol

  • @calzonexiv
    @calzonexiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jamie going head first into that Golden panettone is a whole mood right there LOL

  • @sarahshae1543
    @sarahshae1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I REALLY enjoy Barry and Jamie being the judges together and then the giggles from the peanut gallery 😂 as always liked video before it began 👏 HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO THE WHOLE CREW! 🎄

  • @SilverHedgehog1999
    @SilverHedgehog1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Pretentious instant coffee?
    *the ouran highschool host club would like to know your location*

    • @69inetails
      @69inetails 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classy..

    • @father_mae_i
      @father_mae_i 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that every time 😂

  • @Tarantulah
    @Tarantulah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jamie: Pulls out a gold cake
    Ebbers: reads out some nonsens pretentious story about it
    me: this is a £200 cake isn't it
    Mike: this is a £200 cake
    I FRIGGIN CALLED IT

    • @lilithhedwig5408
      @lilithhedwig5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not a cake though.

    • @Tarantulah
      @Tarantulah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lilithhedwig5408 you can call a panettone "bread" all you like, but when it's layered and iced then it's a cake isn't it

    • @CallMeFi
      @CallMeFi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tarantulah people layer and ice panettone? As an italian I've never seen that, not for a traditional one anyway

    • @Tarantulah
      @Tarantulah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CallMeFi exactly what I meant, the one in the video is layered and iced, so I'm saying that pretty much makes it a cake

  • @minutewalt
    @minutewalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I can't decide which horrifying sweater is my favorite.

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a close one! 😂

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love ugly Christmas sweaters. Have fun.

    • @linannsingh6165
      @linannsingh6165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I spent 3 weeks looking for an ugly sweater, and not once came across Christmas Lobsters.....Gutted.

    • @linannsingh6165
      @linannsingh6165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Celienet Isn't Ben's tie the one from the suit he wore in Sorted's Christmas Carol?

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine was hands down lobsters with hats. Adorable.

  • @dh1380
    @dh1380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My brain tripped up at the start when Mike said "These two to." It sounded like a glitch!
    13:10 at least we know what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction now.

  • @LorcianKouyou
    @LorcianKouyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We have baught my grandma the musical biscuit tins in the past. Usually the ones from M&S.

  • @TheHoneysempai
    @TheHoneysempai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Btw, regardless of the golden one which is of course a joke, 30 quid for a panettone made by Sal de Riso is 100% worth it. He's a panettone superstar

  • @DruBolack
    @DruBolack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i'm only 2 minutes in, but i'm liking it when both of you are reviewing items at the same time so far.

  • @loreleihayden454
    @loreleihayden454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dunno if this helps your ~algorithm tailoring~ and whatnot, but I I definitely come back to your christmas videos several times throughout the year! There's just something special about the cheer and novelty and relaxed fun that makes them such a joy to experience more than a few times.

  • @molly-annebartlett6193
    @molly-annebartlett6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes to the pheasant!! Nothing better than a British pheasant! My nana used to make a pheasant, partridge and pigeon pie and it was gorgeous, please do more with game!! I love the fact you’ve included pheasant! Not pretentious at all

  • @HarrisonTBr0wn
    @HarrisonTBr0wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    im very sick right now...... thanks, team, for making me feel a little better. MERRY CHRISTMAS

    • @SortedFood
      @SortedFood  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Get better soon!

    • @HarrisonTBr0wn
      @HarrisonTBr0wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SORTEDfood Thank you 🥰

  • @phauntis
    @phauntis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I highly highly highly doubt that chocolate is really 'scientifically proven'

    • @phauntis
      @phauntis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Crow Most of those food studies flip flop in their outcomes. Plus this is a 'supplement' chocolate. The whole Supplement industry is a massive sham so yea, id be dubious on this, especially the 10 year thing

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I heard "independent" and translated to "not peer-reviewed". 😅

    • @phauntis
      @phauntis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beth12svist exactly

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would definitely buy the musical biscuit tin; it is darling, and lovely shortbread cookies/biscuits! I just love watching you four gentlemen, a good time is had by all, including me, many thanks, and happy holidays!

  • @darktide7076
    @darktide7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favourite episodes. I love what you're doing and can't wait to see what new things I can learn through your experiences. Keep up the amazing content. 10/10

  • @badmintongrrl
    @badmintongrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok, but I really like that you can use the marshmallow advent calendar boxes for years to come

  • @kennedyritchie8682
    @kennedyritchie8682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Jamie said "were we supposed to eat it or rub it on our skin?!" I got major SpongeBob vibes XD

    • @heyboxgaming
      @heyboxgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got prime minster of Canada vibes XD

  • @MrDynamite110
    @MrDynamite110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While Ashens and NerdCubed suffer with an advent calendar of Spices, the guys at Sorted got a Marshmallow one.
    I think we need to have them meet up and do a switcheroo at the end of the year.

  • @613kitten11
    @613kitten11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so so much for adding subtitles! So excited to be able to watch Sorted again 😊

  • @aisuru113
    @aisuru113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If shipping to the US wasn't 25 pounds that cookie tin might have to be mine.

    • @Elirum
      @Elirum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awww that’s so sad! I was thinking of getting it too!

  • @YogscastDinorawrzzz
    @YogscastDinorawrzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Salvatore De Riso: "More gold leaf"

    • @TheZombyHamster
      @TheZombyHamster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surely you meant "A-More di a-leafeh d'ORO, ma che fai!"

    • @914050
      @914050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't wait for this miserable meme to die. Please stop.

  • @nighthawkdragonfly8339
    @nighthawkdragonfly8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love when you guys do these videos. Makes me laugh out loud at tour banter. Merry Christmas

  • @jennymaeluna787
    @jennymaeluna787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks so much for the Christmas content, boys. I can't think of something jollier to watch while wrapping gifts, the more pretentious the better!

  • @tracy_en6372
    @tracy_en6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There is only so many ultimate battles I can watch before I need a new sorted video but you guys always deliver🤗👍

  • @fluffs.
    @fluffs. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ben's "£30 a jar" bit makes me wanna see him working a market stall 😂 such a lad

  • @magnumtheoutragous
    @magnumtheoutragous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kitchen gadgets and the pretentious ingredient videos are some of my favorite that you guys do! Can't wait to see what you guys come up with next!

  • @louisesalg7762
    @louisesalg7762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel brings me so much joy
    Can’t wait for this year’s Christmas videos and James unwrapping some present 🎁

  • @noknowncomorbidities
    @noknowncomorbidities 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just put the cloche on the normals and the chefs. Pretentious or not, you decide.😂

  • @amandamoore6021
    @amandamoore6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why are you looking up there?" "Cause it smells nice." 😳🤣

  • @shirleycastle5170
    @shirleycastle5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2 everyone involved in making your videos and all that is done at your Sorted studio.

  • @randomtology
    @randomtology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really love the partner up format of the pretentious ingredient/gadget review videos! It's fun watching the pair working out what the hell this stuff is. So please more of that!

  • @amys3168
    @amys3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    In the US, hunting has a completely different connotation.

    • @Loveleedia
      @Loveleedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had the same thought, very interesting to hear that view point.

    • @michaelmeis2953
      @michaelmeis2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was my thought, if you're having pheasant for Christmas or Thanksgiving in America, it's probably because you don't have any money and you just went out and shot one

    • @TheCrash480
      @TheCrash480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just in case you were interested, the reason it's viewed this way in the UK is due to what land you can/can't hunt on.
      Here, the only land that you're inherently allowed to hunt on is that which you own, otherwise you'd need the expressed consent of whoever owns the land.
      Even today it'd be a struggle to locate and contact the owners of the type of land you'd typically want to hunt on, let alone find someone willing to grant you that permission (especially given how much is government owned), but in the past it'd have been almost impossible.
      As a result, being able to hunt has basically become synonymous with "owning large amounts of land", or in other words, being extremely wealthy.

    • @amys3168
      @amys3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good explanation, thanks! Most of what I know about non-US hunting is from fox hunting. And of course in the US, we mostly hunt on public land, during hunting season.

    • @zakiry8634
      @zakiry8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amys3168 fox hunting is a sport so even here it's frowned upon really, the laws have changed though; it was made where the dogs can't kill the fox they just scare it so a hawk can get to it, the dogs used to attack the fox what made it a slow death so they changed it for it to be more moral I guess.

  • @cassieellison3459
    @cassieellison3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All of the Christmas sweaters are amazing 😂 seriously considering getting the lobster one mike is wearing for my brother. Great video as always!

  • @QuimBeelivingstone
    @QuimBeelivingstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love these videos especially the christmas ones. This video was pure gold!

  • @samanthamayberry8213
    @samanthamayberry8213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you guys... whenever I'm having a crap day I can turn on one of your vids and have a good chuckle. 😊

  • @silverdawn813
    @silverdawn813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    naming instant coffee "bushido" is like kim kardashian naming her underwear line "kimono" x_x

    • @Potassiumkloride
      @Potassiumkloride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      at first I assumed it was a Japanese brand that was just trying to branch out into a larger market, but then I checked and......turns out it's a European company, possibly Russian. It does seem to be sold in Japan, but most of the reactions I can find are mocking it outright for being overpriced and dumb.

  • @andrewthao4869HK
    @andrewthao4869HK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:20 100% thought Barry said "Nah, owl," instead of "Not at all."

  • @Erin_Wilson_Studios
    @Erin_Wilson_Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had a terrible day. Came home from a long day at work to this video, and...thank you. You all were quite a bright spot.

  • @hmaz7637
    @hmaz7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love having them all together to discuss the products! So much fun!

  • @h4nk3rz42
    @h4nk3rz42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ben: super simple cooking
    Also Ben: butter, red wine, thyme, dried fruit in the cavity, sultanas, dried herbs....
    Everyone: *just a reminder, we’re all normals in the audience*

  • @sorrel691
    @sorrel691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Barry saying the chocolates were not pretentious.
    My first thought: “well that’s just because you’re Barry!” 🤣

  • @boudy3086
    @boudy3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Merry Christmas guys, thank you for all the amazing content, keep it coming! 😍

  • @jennifersquire6537
    @jennifersquire6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m loving all these festive videos! Really wish we could see a Christmas ultimate battle!

  • @TimKietzmann
    @TimKietzmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Serious question: where can I get a hold of the lobster-xmas sweater? Love it.

  • @Midwoka
    @Midwoka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Y'know, I always wondered what was in the Pulp Fiction briefcase... I never would've guessed it was a £200 panettone! =O

    • @taraboii7358
      @taraboii7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you for saying that 😂😂

  • @Noosiekins
    @Noosiekins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jamie's giggle when he pulled the panettone out was legit Christmas morning type of excitement

  • @fathmaamir
    @fathmaamir 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh if only I could, I’d give each one of you a tight big hug for being just who you are! You bring me joy like no other food channel does. Bless your beautiful souls. Merry Christmas ❤️🥂🤗

  • @zakiyyaismail4402
    @zakiyyaismail4402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i’ve said this for the past 2 videos but pretentious pass it on. order has to be highest to lowest rating from the previous video

  • @danielpatchett2613
    @danielpatchett2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Barry: Why are you looking up there?
    Jamie: because it smells nice
    Lol

  • @TheEberdz
    @TheEberdz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really needed James for the christmas gifts for foodies and this christmas pretentious ingredients! Last yr when he got the game of thrones egg cup and the lunch bag and the Sorted chef jacket etc etc, was just too precious for words

  • @chrisneyman
    @chrisneyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really fantastic episode guys! I think this was my favorite of the pretentious or not episodes yet!

  • @beverleynunes2795
    @beverleynunes2795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Think about how many caterpillar cakes you can get for that!" 😂😂 Least pretentious thing Barry has ever said

  • @gutoolivaes94
    @gutoolivaes94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I used to live the UK I sent one of those "esthechoc" boxes to my mom in Brazil, she never finished it!

  • @codybasore2747
    @codybasore2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:06 Barry's face after Jamie said "having the maids cook up the pheasant for dinner". I love Barry so much lol.

  • @fire_n_rust
    @fire_n_rust 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jamie is my spirit animal!! Between the “we just walked into a horror movie” then, later biting into a crazy expensive panettone. I mean this is why I love Jamie!

  • @op4000exe
    @op4000exe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just for the record: Any food with gold in it, is inherently pretentious, it cannot not be pretentious. It adds nothing other than looks to the foodstuff.
    Also for the record, there's no way the gold leaf in that pannatone cost a £100, gold leaf is a lot cheaper than people think it is. Gold leef is extremely thin, so its kiloprice, is actually nigh on non-existant.

    • @ClaudioGrieco
      @ClaudioGrieco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you shouldn’t pay more than €15 for an artisanal panettone

    • @yadiracamacho499
      @yadiracamacho499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even looks, it's price. They could add glitter to that coffee and the visual effect would be similar, but gold looks expensive

    • @lilithhedwig5408
      @lilithhedwig5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClaudioGrieco uhm, not if you want the best (and even if you just went in your regular pasticceria I'd doubt it would be 15€ for one kilo of artisanal panettone). Example www-dissapore-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dissapore.com/spesa/panettoni-artigianali-i-30-migliori-del-2016/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#aoh=15761081408093&_ct=1576108154175&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=Da%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dissapore.com%2Fspesa%2Fpanettoni-artigianali-i-30-migliori-del-2016%2F
      Just the cost of the canditi alone would make it more expensive I'd think

  • @melissaquinn1463
    @melissaquinn1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Did Jamie get to keep the rest of the panatone after he “claimed” it? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @4747lopez
    @4747lopez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely love your videos love you guys Merry Christmas to all of you

  • @marcedwards9129
    @marcedwards9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bloody love this channel!! Keep the amazing videos coming!