Get shotgun shot & survives 2 more Mafias appears, stairs at you until you get up again to get shotgun shot again You die the Mafia walks away Police: non of my business
It's funny how obscure the Yardies are in the game. I don't recall seeing them in any major storyline missions, sans two of them, which can be entirely skipped if you plan not to complete Kenji's missions.
It’s scary that they immediately target & shoot Claude on sight. At least the gangsters in San Andreas don’t even bother CJ until he gets close, they’ll ostracize CJ & ask if he “bangs”, regardless they’ll eventually start trying to fight & shoot him.
この野郎。ふざけんじゃねえぞ〜。オレの親父は怒ってるよ、お前のお母ちゃん好きじゃねー、俺。 ゲームは良いぞコノヤロー、''ジャージに戻れコノヤロー''。金玉みてぇな臭いすんなこの野郎、おいそこのガキお前喧嘩してえのかコラ、クソみてぇな運転すんじゃねーぞコラ、ストリップクラブ行こうぜーおい。hey fool,Don't fuck with me,My father is angry,I don't like your mother.The game is cool bitch.''Go back to shirt''(wtf lol).You smell like testicles bitch.Hey boy, Won't you fight??You drive like a bitch、Let's go to the strip club。
5:30- "I pity the fool who refuse to eat my cereal!" Who DOESN'T remember the mean streets of the early 90's when bands of thugs would roam around, quoting Pee Wee Herman impersonating MR T.??
The Leones: most powerful/deadliest gang Cartel: Most annoying gang but 2nd deadliest Triads: 2nd most annoying gang Diablos: weakest gang with hot rods Yardies: 2nd weakest gang. Just another diablos Yakuza: most friendly gang South side hood: most gangster but friendly
@@lvhhpssushpr9123 in my opinion they are both annoying. Okay the cartel may not be that much trouble but the reason I say they are the 2nd deadliest is because they have uzis and AK47s. All the other gangs have pistols and bats. But the Leones are by far the most deadliest because of the overpowered shotgun. Just my opinion haha
I took the time to translate some of the funniest lines from the Mafia, here they are. 2:50: "Che ti freni, stronzo?" > "What are you braking for, asshole?" 2:52: "Testa di minchia!" > "Dickhead!" 2:53: "Guidi come una femmina!" > "You drive like a woman!" 2:55: "Ma che, ti credi furbo?" > "What, you think you're a wise guy?" 2:57: "E guarda la strada!" > "Keep your eyes on the road!" (literally: "Watch the road") 2:59: "Che ci vogliamo ammazzare qua?" > "So are we trying to die here?" (literally: "So do we want to kill ourselves here?") 3:07: "Oh non sono mica cazzi tuoi" > "Oh it's not like it's any of your fucking business!" 3:09: "Vieni 'cca che la cena è servita" > "Come here, dinner is served!" 3:37: "Hey ti ho visto in faccia e sei già morto" > "Hey I saw your face and you're already dead" Their pronounciation is spot on, they clearly hired an Italian guy to do it, though the accent seems a bit forced.
@@staC-wh6ik ti ringrazio per i complimenti, ma ti consiglio di leggere un libro di storia al riguardo della mia pfp. Intendo dire un libro vero però, non un paragrafo su Wikipedia.
One of the Mafia voices has a duplicate of "Yeah, yeah!" ...Considering that the devs had to get rid of certain dialogue from the radio stations and ped dialogue, I wonder what was originally said. (Because the context could've been in very poor taste and this was _before_ 9/11. But, we do know that the Brad ped said "I designed the PS2." in the first European release, which was changed to a duplicate of "Stripe Summer..." in the US version and later EU ones.)
Columbian Cartel : you gonna be sorry! Diablos : Why you so stupid? Leone gang : She is the mother of my children Southside hoods: Let's go crakko! Triads : No money ! No problem! Yakuza gang : gvuhjdgewabxhlhsajkf Uptown Yardies : Just chilling and smoking ! , Oooooo ! nice coconut.
Never forget the Columbian Cartel members with the automatic rifle that could shoot about a hundred bullets a second and would either kill you or blow up your car in about two seconds of you driving past them
@0:00 Columbian Cartel
@1:14 Diablos
@2:22 Leone Family
@4:09 Southside Hoods
@5:59 Triads
@6:44 Yakuza
@7:37 Uptown Yardies
@Yashu Boii There are the Leones, Forellis, Sindaccos and Sicillains
only hoods and yakuza dont atack claude
@@pizzamegagames6405 But the purple 9s do attack Claude
@@diablonerd9612 ok
Southside is clearly Not voiced by white dudes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mafia shotguns = Insta death territory
Get shotgun shot & survives
2 more Mafias appears, stairs at you until you get up again to get shotgun shot again
You die the Mafia walks away
Police: non of my business
Painful and funny memories
When you bring a m16 to a fight
If the Peds have guns cheat is turned on: Instantly kills a Mafia with the same gun or a m16 or rocket launcher.
I hated how they got it after killing Salvatore
The triads are funny lmfaoo “and the winner by knockout is” but the cartel was always my favorite
4:31 Nines Say I Need Some Meats 😂😅
i need a drink
Eats**
1:28 you papi
Southside Hoods sound kind of like Eminem on the low.
It's funny how obscure the Yardies are in the game. I don't recall seeing them in any major storyline missions, sans two of them, which can be entirely skipped if you plan not to complete Kenji's missions.
1:24 Me with my little brother XD
Real good red sauce like blood.....😂
I like how they're just one guy doing different accents lol
Do you hear me puta!? xD
“Ehh you brave man eh”
2 seconds later:
WASTED
"Hey get your ass checked"
EY PAPPI!!!
1:22 hey hola
Hey are these from the PC version? I don't remember all of them, and I easily played 200 hours of this on the ps2. Thx for putting together.
*ANGRY ITALIAN NOISES*
1:19 On the left side stands the black Stallone.
ヤクザ怒らせると怖い
It’s Scary When We Trying to Piss Yakuza
Top 10 anime gangs 6:44
6:33 Every GTA 3 Player know this one.
I see pain in ur future XD
And the winner by knockout is
And somebody call the meddic
My mother's my sister!
STOP I CAN'T STAND THE TRIADS AHHHH
Sorry Gringo ! ;D 😁
@@gettheleadoutaerosmith You want the chainsaw, gringo?
Its BartoszGD YOU GONNA BE SORRY!
@@gettheleadoutaerosmith BIG MAN HUH?!
@@gettheleadoutaerosmith SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC!
@@gettheleadoutaerosmith eh amigo qué pasa!
6:46 , when you start an old bike , sounds like :
☠☠☠☠😂😂😂
LOL!!!
Ebunnabunnabueeee hshdjehevjew
Lol 😂😂😂
Sounds like: dog trying to learn speak 😂😂
6:33 always hated that.
I always run them over lul
@@happygardevoir they scared me
en de weiner bai newkaut ees
What does he say anyway?? :D I never figured
@Rudy Mendez Whaaaaat? I never knew until now!
6:28 my PTSD
Fr 😂 shit used to get my blood running
"Señor dickhead!"
Guico vi sorry
You big soft yankee boy
What's up gringo?
@@ResidentEvilDeadAim XD si
"You want the Chainsaw Gringo?"
0:00 Columbian Cartels
1:14 Diablos
2:22 Leone's Family
4:09 Southside Hoods aka Red Jacks
5:59 Triads
6:44 Yakuza
7:38 Yardie's
Colombian*
@@tomasplunksnis1087 maybe he is british english
what about sindacco and forelli families.
@@arbenzotaj8342they aren’t there sadly
That's stories. Not 3@@arbenzotaj8342
The Yardies like a Army of Little Jacobs
They sound like Badman more than Jacob to me.
SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC!
😂😂😂😂
YOU FEEL LUCKY,PUNK
Oh my God!!! I always wondered what he was actually trying to say! THANK YOU!!!!
WaWAwYWAWAwaWAwAWO - LC Triad, 2001.
Edit: 6:33
And da winna by knockout issssss
7:27
When a Yakuza member is going to kill a Colombian Cartel member.
I KEEL U!!!
BIG MAN HUH?
PATHETIC!!
I would always get "you want the chainsaw gringo?"
Same thing.
But there are no chainsaws in GTA3.
i've been getting a lot of notifications from over 2 years ago lmao. anyways yeah. it doesn't make any sense.
Tenny it’s a Scarface reference. In the movie the chainsaw scene was done by Colombians
I always get "Want a Jingo Gringo?"
Senõr dickhead, there is no problem to kill you
These gang members were actually quite aggressive and scariest then most other GTA games
THE MAFIA WITH THE SHOTGUNS
@@teefin55 heck yeahhhh🤣🤣🤣 they were terrible with them shotguns lol
@@teefin55 I fucking hated the Mafia
Facts
It’s scary that they immediately target & shoot Claude on sight.
At least the gangsters in San Andreas don’t even bother CJ until he gets close, they’ll ostracize CJ & ask if he “bangs”, regardless they’ll eventually start trying to fight & shoot him.
“Mo money mo problems” That line is literally my childhood lol
Somebody call a medic 😂
@@sn5837 facts
more problem more money
Pain is my middle name
Lmao
0:36 Best line in GTA history
KEEL
Ai goin to keel yo'
Busta straight busta
@Ryder Willson whaaatever!!!!
Hey, Senor Dickhead!
6:34 that use to cack me up
To this day I still don't understand what he says. Got a clue?
@@sovprodakshn9424 and the winner by knockout is
@@ВоваЧуйко-т3с Thank you!
7:23 "let's go to stripclub"😂
7:30
7:24 I’m on it
The Japanese-speaking ones say they'll drive the jacked car to one.
chaka chaka rude boy
Triads are funny
Somebody call a Medic
I’m starving here
@Rarity Nguyen Belle it's "pain is my middle name"
More money More problems
Beat it dragon breath!!
The Leone’s speaking Italian was fucking funny as hell
EH GUARDA LA STRADA!
4:09 you can tell the south side hoods were voiced by white guys 🤣. Some of these lines sound like they were voiced by Bill Burr
The dude from 4:52-5:30 sounds legit though
@@hoodlambo no tf he didn't
Yeah now hearing the voice samples alone they all sound like white guys from new jersey
3:26 “Che, cerchi storie, amico?” -> “You looking for trouble, man?” Lol, heard this every minute
Ma vuoi proprio che ti spacco la testa?
Yes bcuz u killed salvatore
6:28-6:35 lol I would always laugh when I heard that in the game 😂
"She's the mother of my children"
Journey awaits what? She’s my cousin? Smfh funniest shit I’ve ever heard to date.
My mother is my sister!
She's wife of my self
What are you doing giving birth!?
Take a baloated manure
6:25 what does the Claude on top do?????
Mow those blue suited motherfuckers down that's what! He's got the perfect vantage point!
Standing sniper
Apparently, he's hangin out with Xenia Onatopp xD
Squirdward
NPCs of this game are smarter than that of Cyberpunk
6:30 sOmeBodY cAlL a MeDic
6:45-7:16 can anyone translate?
Brendon Israel i think one of them says “What the fuck?!?” in Japanese lol
I dont think they are saying anything, just babbling heh
Everything they say in their foreign language is usually all the stuff they said in English. Kinda like with The Leones
この野郎。ふざけんじゃねえぞ〜。オレの親父は怒ってるよ、お前のお母ちゃん好きじゃねー、俺。 ゲームは良いぞコノヤロー、''ジャージに戻れコノヤロー''。金玉みてぇな臭いすんなこの野郎、おいそこのガキお前喧嘩してえのかコラ、クソみてぇな運転すんじゃねーぞコラ、ストリップクラブ行こうぜーおい。hey fool,Don't fuck with me,My father is angry,I don't like your mother.The game is cool bitch.''Go back to shirt''(wtf lol).You smell like testicles bitch.Hey boy, Won't you fight??You drive like a bitch、Let's go to the strip club。
6:27-6:35 classic gta 3 quotes
Triads are the one of most annoying gangs. I got PTSD after their quotes
This game had the best NPC lines
Nvm, gta 4 made me laugh so hard, my balls started hurting
*More money, more problems!*
😂😂😂😂
*My money,my problem
Keep playing
5:30- "I pity the fool who refuse to eat my cereal!" Who DOESN'T remember the mean streets of the early 90's when bands of thugs would roam around, quoting Pee Wee Herman impersonating MR T.??
7:27 "I KEEL you!"
Lol
Ahmed the dead terrorist, this is not. Still enjoyable.
"Come to dadi"
0:36 - 0:037 "I'm going to *keel* you!"
"My mother's my sister 😂😂"
The best character in the game, that hillbilly
Where It Was?
What, she's my cousin!!?
Why you so stupid?
@@retrogta3692 "I swear I thought she was my second cousin" LOL
1:23 HEY AMIGO QUE PASA 😅😅😅
Roberto your a moving target. Next stop dead ahead.
Soy de México soy peruano
@@emanuelragdenavarrocordova4525 peruano tenías que ser
@@mr.pendejo8750 hey amigo que pasa
Why you so stupid?
After buying this game. I used to answer the phone saying "what's the dealeo? "
The Italian quotes of the Mobs are hilarious, especially for an italian like me
1:33 “It’s gonna be your funeral!”
The Leones: most powerful/deadliest gang
Cartel: Most annoying gang but 2nd deadliest
Triads: 2nd most annoying gang
Diablos: weakest gang with hot rods
Yardies: 2nd weakest gang. Just another diablos
Yakuza: most friendly gang
South side hood: most gangster but friendly
The Cartel is the deadliest gang and the Triads are the most annoying?
@@lvhhpssushpr9123 in my opinion they are both annoying. Okay the cartel may not be that much trouble but the reason I say they are the 2nd deadliest is because they have uzis and AK47s. All the other gangs have pistols and bats. But the Leones are by far the most deadliest because of the overpowered shotgun. Just my opinion haha
@@aaronbreland8292 OK np
I took the time to translate some of the funniest lines from the Mafia, here they are.
2:50: "Che ti freni, stronzo?" > "What are you braking for, asshole?"
2:52: "Testa di minchia!" > "Dickhead!"
2:53: "Guidi come una femmina!" > "You drive like a woman!"
2:55: "Ma che, ti credi furbo?" > "What, you think you're a wise guy?"
2:57: "E guarda la strada!" > "Keep your eyes on the road!" (literally: "Watch the road")
2:59: "Che ci vogliamo ammazzare qua?" > "So are we trying to die here?" (literally: "So do we want to kill ourselves here?")
3:07: "Oh non sono mica cazzi tuoi" > "Oh it's not like it's any of your fucking business!"
3:09: "Vieni 'cca che la cena è servita" > "Come here, dinner is served!"
3:37: "Hey ti ho visto in faccia e sei già morto" > "Hey I saw your face and you're already dead"
Their pronounciation is spot on, they clearly hired an Italian guy to do it, though the accent seems a bit forced.
Thank you! I used to always laugh at those lines but I never knew what they were saying lmao
"Minchia m'attizzi bella" è bellissima 🤣🤣🤣
Ti faccio i complimenti per la traduzione, ma quella pfp è proprio cringe.
@@staC-wh6ik ti ringrazio per i complimenti, ma ti consiglio di leggere un libro di storia al riguardo della mia pfp. Intendo dire un libro vero però, non un paragrafo su Wikipedia.
what does your pfp mean?
4:42 "Ya got a problem?!" 😅 lol
'Somebody call a Medic' 😂❤️ Nostalgia man !
2:50-3:43 Mamma mia! That why all the world have fun with us
Sembra mia madre quando guida, che accuratezza!
*Who would win?*
0:36
or...
7:30
Zmeeed01 7:30 lmao
6:33 IMO
Cartel
When they join the fight yakuza and Colombia cartel always say the similar lines is "keel"
0:36 better lol
0:00 this made me believe for years that GTA 3 actually had chainsaws
6:44 ゲームはいいぞこの野郎
Geemu wa ii zo kono yaro
The Yakuza gangmasters are so funny by their voices and when I hear these voices from them, it makes me laugh more.
It smell like jizz
7:30
I KEEL YOU
they sound like JoJos
1:11 ,,ITS NOT PROBLEM TO KILL YOU"
1:09 😂 followed by the Wasted screen after being shredded by an AK.
The Leones looks like MIB agents while the Leones in GTA LCS looks like secret service agents.
Only the yakuza that doesn’t attack claude in the game
And the Nines.
1:25 Liberty city=NewYork right? Yeahh that's tr3y nines (tekashi69's gang)😂
Leone Family ❤️
Red Jacks
They were overkill with their shotguns can't drive around their hood
South side hoods
Marko Red I'm a triad triad life 6:33
J Zip that’s why I run them over and shoot drive by
6:33 AND THE WINNER BY KNOCKOUT IS
The Cartel Cruiser is my favorite car out of all gangs. It's based of an OBS Ford F-150 which is my dream truck
4:34 You Damn Fool 😂😂😂
Hi
00:00 heard this so many times
Yakuza voice look like anime
They're actually accurate
Well they both speak Japanese...
One of the Mafia voices has a duplicate of "Yeah, yeah!"
...Considering that the devs had to get rid of certain dialogue from the radio stations and ped dialogue, I wonder what was originally said. (Because the context could've been in very poor taste and this was _before_ 9/11. But, we do know that the Brad ped said "I designed the PS2." in the first European release, which was changed to a duplicate of "Stripe Summer..." in the US version and later EU ones.)
Nigha what
4:41
7:25
"nice suit, its smells like *J E I Z*
Colombian cartel has the best accent LOL
Them being armed with AK47s though cuts the laugh short if not being careful
I mean that's only end game in cedar grove.
3:26 🇮🇹
1:13 - "You move big man"
Finally found it.
6:33
I've heard this one way too many times to count
7:29 Pathetic!
4:43: eZ!
Sooorrryy gringo!!
Columbian Cartel : you gonna be sorry!
Diablos : Why you so stupid?
Leone gang : She is the mother of my children
Southside hoods: Let's go crakko!
Triads : No money ! No problem!
Yakuza gang : gvuhjdgewabxhlhsajkf
Uptown Yardies : Just chilling and smoking ! , Oooooo ! nice coconut.
*señor dicchead*
did i hear luis guzman?
You call that driving
2:10 Hasta la vista babyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These soundbites bring back soooooo many great memories...👌🏼💯✔ GTA for life...🤘🏼
3:55 "Come 'ere and apoloGEIZE"
2:49 - 3:42 Best way to learn Italian language
Never forget the Columbian Cartel members with the automatic rifle that could shoot about a hundred bullets a second and would either kill you or blow up your car in about two seconds of you driving past them
1:03 how you greet a friend you haven't seen in a long time
The mafia spots me a mile away
Sorry Gringo!
The mafia sound is luxurious
“I see pain in your future!”