The Most Accurate, Non-Biased Splatoon 3 Hair Tier List

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  • @HellTuno
    @HellTuno ปีที่แล้ว +101

    You know what I really think it would be cool as a hairstyle for both Inklings and Octolings
    AFRO PUFFS AND SPACE BUNS
    JUST THINK ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT WOULD LOOK LIKE

    • @Nevae_696
      @Nevae_696 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yessssssssessssssss

    • @alondra_missi
      @alondra_missi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I would love some Afro Puffs, or even some Bantu Knots!!

  • @saltfah1987
    @saltfah1987 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    My only real complaint about the hairstyles in the game is that Octolings only have short hair options so if you wanna wear a hat 9/10 you'll just be covering up all of your hair making you look bald 💀

  • @maxisleeping
    @maxisleeping ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Moji was calling me out the entire time while you were doing this (I have a bowl cut irl and in game 💀)

    • @mojihouse
      @mojihouse ปีที่แล้ว +9

      7:17 LMAOOO (dw Max your bowl cut is lovely o7❤)

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My condolences for your haircut

    • @doublesunday3922
      @doublesunday3922 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I send my regards to your cut my guy 😭

  • @SpicyInk
    @SpicyInk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The devs need to add the idol cuts. I want the Shiver cut on my octoling so bad it's literally my hair irl

  • @luovalola6022
    @luovalola6022 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i think the crunchy hair really matches the vibes of the splatlands too!! its supposed to be a super harsh n hot environment to contrast alterna so its fun thag the wear and tear shows on the tentacle :] i wish they did more like it tbh

  • @gameboy3d943
    @gameboy3d943 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The Octolocs hairstyle is, hands down, my favorite of them all. I chose it, since it’s also the closest to my wavy hair. You know how people, usually LGBT people, say that something is “very gender”? That’s what I feel about them. A just right haircut that anyone can sport, regardless of gender.

    • @EpicSandwich301
      @EpicSandwich301 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      as a proud member of lgbtqA+ community
      FR THEY R SO GENDER LIKE WOW

    • @Nynodon
      @Nynodon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Playing Octo Expansion and seeing fem 8's hair was my most memorable Gender (tm) experience before my trans egg cracked

    • @SpicyInk
      @SpicyInk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This reply section is frying my brain. I don't understand shi here

    • @aratherlargerodent
      @aratherlargerodent 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@SpicyInk you and me both

  • @heyimawkward6141
    @heyimawkward6141 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The crunchy hair is my favorite for the inkling it’s kinda like a choppy/messy cut (plus it’s short so it gets a bonus for that) and personally that one to me was a good gender neutral style :D

  • @dededont
    @dededont ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Splatoon 3 was my first Splatoon game, and I have super thick and long curly hair. I always kinda expect hairstyles in games to exclusively have straight hair or maybe wavy, but when I saw the octoling curls I was genuinely so happy to have hair in a game similar to my hair irl

  • @sebaxstorm2884
    @sebaxstorm2884 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The holy Afro prevails

  • @zathebookworm
    @zathebookworm ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Octos are in their curly era… yeah, because they’re supposed to be US!” Bro as a poc who uses the curly octoling tentacles I’m laughing my ASS OFF LMAOOOO

    • @char0nspaws
      @char0nspaws 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @zathebookworm that's funny! Now I am not a POC and have been struggling with playing Octolings for this reason, I don't wanna pressure you but advice from that group would be appreciated 🙂 just don't wanna offend anyone

    • @zathebookworm
      @zathebookworm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@char0nspaws Hi bestie!! You can absolutely play octolings! It’s simply a metaphor used in storytelling, it’s not to make anything exclusive. I guarantee you wouldn’t be offending people :)

    • @char0nspaws
      @char0nspaws 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @zathebookworm thanks so much!! I do admire the octos story a lot and that's why! Have a good day ❤️

  • @marinecaper
    @marinecaper ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone who rocks the octo ponytail cut constantly, I can confirm that I am still in school and still see cat videos as peak comedy.

    • @nookiepookiedookieWHAT
      @nookiepookiedookieWHAT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's true, cat videos are the pinnacle of comedy

  • @Brii_Chiii
    @Brii_Chiii 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I laughed my Ass off when he said the bangs were a school cut cause I wear the school uniform with the bangs!

  • @GASA1997
    @GASA1997 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:26.
    The truest fact that has ever been facted.
    (Other acceptable answers include Rock-Lee and might guy.)

  • @armoredanteater609
    @armoredanteater609 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I went octo pony bc I love her and none of the other hairstyles really spoke to me

  • @BiggsSillyBotYT
    @BiggsSillyBotYT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ll give pigtails this, I have very thick, curly hair and when I put it in a pony it just explodes and I love it. Pigtails in a cap look exactly like my hair and that is one of my only reasons to really ever swap off ponies

  • @glowstickspinalfluid
    @glowstickspinalfluid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the octo afro hairstyle is so fun, it just irks me that it doesn't follow the 4 tentacle rule

  • @lenzeru
    @lenzeru ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I still cant get over this section, and then perfecting it the second time. It was a lot of fun discussing the styles, not only finding style allies but also simultaneously destroying myself with my choices.
    Shaved tennisball nonsense 5ever, DK banana bunch and BEAUTIFUL LOCKS, OOOOO BABY
    Thank you for including the mob psycho threat asmr.
    Edit:
    love for dad, you da best! ❤️ 💙 💜

  • @chickfilasaucegmd
    @chickfilasaucegmd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:22 they were so close to including the mullet mushcut which is so much better than the divot one (divot looks a lot better with a hat but still mullet vintage supremacy)

    • @AJRfanboy904
      @AJRfanboy904 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@chickfilasaucegmd the divot is in my top tier

  • @ezpom
    @ezpom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The octoling pony tail is literally my favouritest. I love it with the marinated headphones also

  • @Rev3rberations
    @Rev3rberations ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh dang, Oddity OST? Sick (I hope that game eventually releases). This was a fun time on stream, glad to see it again.

  • @Splatfan92
    @Splatfan92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:02 the bangs cover up the eyebrows, which is like the only cut to do that lol

  • @Sweetie.21
    @Sweetie.21 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite hairstyles are all over the place 😅
    As an Octoling I usually wear the gender neutral/masc locs, the Jojo cut, or the single loc (Octo expansion).
    As an inkling I usually wear the slick back, hipster, the masc ponytail or the popular girl hairstyle.

  • @averysinisterspoon
    @averysinisterspoon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think the OG fem 8 hairstyle (the down one) looks WAY better in splatoon 2 tbh, it looked a lot more voluminous and the curls at the ends of the tentacles were bigger. They deflated it in splat 3 :[
    Nah but fr tho, don't get me wrong its still cute as hell in splat 3 but it just looks a bit off to me tbh

  • @skoobzkb
    @skoobzkb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Afro is funny for me just by thinking about the "I like ya cut G" video because I can just imagine the slap on the Octo Fro and I just feel like it would jiggle.

  • @bingoWi04
    @bingoWi04 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:21 I really like this haircut. I mean, it's good. I have the same haircut... 😪

  • @luovalola6022
    @luovalola6022 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ty for the bun love 😭 i see nothing but slander for it but its so cute

  • @rozalamoza6364
    @rozalamoza6364 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    loc and afro supremacy 😎😎😎
    (the list was fun to participate in and watch!!! :D )

  • @MaoRatto
    @MaoRatto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:14 To the F tier it goes, as that is how I feel about it.

  • @GayLuigi333
    @GayLuigi333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the pigtails when in a cap because then they become a ponytail

  • @TenshiKori
    @TenshiKori 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:10
    Daniel
    5:15
    The cooler Daniel

  • @polygawn
    @polygawn ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The slick back haircut gives me strong “I don’t play this game and I don’t really know what I’m doing but I have it because I like Nintendo games so I have to own it” vibes

    • @Speckitt
      @Speckitt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I won't stand for this slander

  • @alexrod9271
    @alexrod9271 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    well good thing I chose the best inkling hair

  • @eclipse_eternal8178
    @eclipse_eternal8178 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Right away the hair I use is is at the bottom, that was very expected 😂

  • @Inmortuae2233
    @Inmortuae2233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am sorry, but what you rate my hairstyle is what I rate you as a person.
    Edit: You are hella fresh my dude

  • @kbagent7
    @kbagent7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was rockin with this list until bro put the abominable fade in fresh cut at 8:20

  • @ltknn
    @ltknn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a bangs user, i find that the hairstyle really works well with the Annaki Beret and Glasses.

  • @alondra_missi
    @alondra_missi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a POC I rocked the pigtails as an inkling, BUT the MOMENT octolings came out, I mained the curly hair ever since, and have never looked back! 🔥My outfit is King Mesh Tee, Gold Hi-Horses, and 18K Aviators. FRESH TO DEATH 😆!

  • @0ctoSquid-rh2ed
    @0ctoSquid-rh2ed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like the pompadour bc it’s short but not cut. (Perfect for my zesty pic ahh.) and also it jiggles when you walk. ✨

  • @thegoldenblob69
    @thegoldenblob69 ปีที่แล้ว

    switching from sp2, I had no idea genders were erased. I did all of sp3 story mode with the fem octocurls, then went to go customize my hair and was like "holy shit I can do any hairstyle and still sound like a girl??"
    it's been 2 and a half months or so and it's worked out well. Wearing the teddy band with the afro gives me a very cute look, it reminds me of a bonnet a lot. I'm not poc tho but by god does the afro go hard. If I were an Inkling, I'd chose Agent 4's hair, or the masc shaved hair

  • @TheEmeraldLunast75
    @TheEmeraldLunast75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How about this for those bangs:
    They work with everything.

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd like to think that, if Order won, both sides would be braided on the female style and the octoling would get a... rich person slick back?

  • @chloepatterson7419
    @chloepatterson7419 ปีที่แล้ว

    I honestly didnt even realize the octolocs was a poc type hairstyle. My white ass picked it because I have a middle part and it looks the most like my hair 😂

    • @chatthisiscrazy3
      @chatthisiscrazy3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same! As a white girl, I always use the octolocks. Definitely my favorite hairstyle.

  • @dreamy_sparks
    @dreamy_sparks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good tier list def agree with 95% of things

  • @anonymousg6627
    @anonymousg6627 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s always good to see other guys that know pigtails are on top 💪💪

  • @Isaiah-NoelOtto
    @Isaiah-NoelOtto ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s a non-biased tier list guys

  • @Vyloka
    @Vyloka ปีที่แล้ว

    7:30 Trunks? rock lee? Saitama that one time? Gotta b- oh mob. I mean true?

    • @ritznblitz
      @ritznblitz  ปีที่แล้ว

      I had completely forgot about those other options lmao

  • @Nebbyuni
    @Nebbyuni ปีที่แล้ว

    i cannot escape it. it's following me. please evangelion, leave me alone

  • @nvum
    @nvum ปีที่แล้ว

    hair reveal :shock:
    keep it up, hope you and your dad are doin' well

  • @Kaden2460
    @Kaden2460 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me seeing the mohawk gave me the spongebob face

  • @rat-of-pain
    @rat-of-pain 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you did my crunchy hair dirty :(

  • @holycrow1001
    @holycrow1001 ปีที่แล้ว

    ay brother ✊🏾 the afro is superior 😂

  • @juricrossing
    @juricrossing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    YOOO MOB PSYCHO 100 MENTIONED

  • @corb2685
    @corb2685 ปีที่แล้ว

    any day that ritz posts is a very very good day

  • @noremfor
    @noremfor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't worry, I'm a big Mob Psycho fan

  • @Cyberpizza.me_1
    @Cyberpizza.me_1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You said I don’t like and it cut to a SHEIN ad

  • @the_inksans_fan
    @the_inksans_fan ปีที่แล้ว

    Banger being in the same tier as bowlcut is atrocious 😭

  • @reefslider1
    @reefslider1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as an afro player: W tier

  • @ramox6662
    @ramox6662 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pigtails are peak I don't CARE what anyone says

  • @joltstorm64
    @joltstorm64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE TITLE!!!!!!!!

  • @DEVOTIO33
    @DEVOTIO33 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first haircut is supposed to be a mullet.

    • @GayLuigi333
      @GayLuigi333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, it’s supposed to be slicked back hair. Like when people put product in their hair to make it look wet and really flat and slicked back. The name of the hair is called “soaked”, like that the hair would be wet and slicked back lmao

  • @ix0tic
    @ix0tic ปีที่แล้ว

    double bun🔛🔝

  • @theafroguy13
    @theafroguy13 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    literally me frfr (afro)

  • @NotThatAverage
    @NotThatAverage ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Algorithm ragh

    • @polygawn
      @polygawn ปีที่แล้ว

      ALGORITHMMM

  • @nurfgal
    @nurfgal ปีที่แล้ว

    Accrurate :3

  • @hotshot-07
    @hotshot-07 ปีที่แล้ว

    ❤for yo father

  • @NotThatAverage
    @NotThatAverage ปีที่แล้ว

    Eyebrowlihst?

  • @Nanahi_
    @Nanahi_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Before i watch this if surfcurl isnt A tier or above im unsubbing.

    • @Nanahi_
      @Nanahi_ ปีที่แล้ว

      RESPECT EARNED FUCKING GOATTTTT