The Dumbest War Nobody Talks About
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Thank you, Kata, Duek, Jesus Christ, and Elihu for the suggestion!
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The Lobster War is a classic tale of how a dispute can escalate beyond reason, particularly when the pride of nationalism is put to the test. Originating from a dispute over Spiny Lobster fishing rights, this disagreement highlighted the lack of adequate international agreements on the territorial waters and fishing rights of a nation as the events took place two decades before the signing of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea. In the 1960's, French fishing vessels traveled to the Brazilian coast to harvest lobster, igniting an international debate on the legality of this which hinged on the answer to a single question: can a lobster be considered a fish? Brazil argued that because lobster crawl along the ocean floor, they are considered an economic resource apart of their continental shelf. The French, for their part, argued that lobsters "swim" as they hop along the ocean floor, making them essentially a fish that can be caught by any country's vessel. The eventual peaceful resolution of this conflict led to the extension of Brazil's territorial waters to a 200-nautical-mile zone, setting the basis for exclusive economic zones of the same length that would come in the following decades.
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Imagine having a subreddit instead of a discord. I didn't know you were such a loser, BlueJay! 😂
I'm yet to watch this video, is this about Jordan Peterson in any way (probably not)?
@@АлексейТабаков-ы8в wow that's random
@@АлексейТабаков-ы8в Нет. Ты чё, дурак?
@@АлексейТабаков-ы8в what a strange question
Blue Jay: "I'm gonna talk about the dumbest war in history."
*Australia holds its breath*
Blue Jay: "The Lobster War"
*Australia sighs in relief*
I think he already did one on the Emu war, or that was sam O'nella
Sam O'nella and OverSimplified
I was thinking he'd cover the cod wars
@@tjones1406
Hopefully that is the next war. Or the Whisky War.
@Pikkabuu Can you tell me more about this Whiskey War. Sounds like biggest bar fight in history.
The "lobster is a fish" has some serious "humans are featherless bipeds" energy
*slaps down a plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN!
@@SupersuMCFeatherless bipeds with broad flat nails.
@@SupersuMCdid you slap it hard enough to cook it?
Hey remember that time the Catholic Church said beavers were fish? Good times.
@@Em-ih5du Well you have to give the people in the Americas something to eat during Lent.
I was so ready for the Brazilian's file on France to just read "French" and for that to be enough of a reason to investigate.
that would have been hilarious too haha
Or ''Brazil'' in all caps at the end of people the Frensh slighted.
Average Virgins Cringe Brainless Fatherless Anti France Trolls Fanboys taking Copium over here ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️
I would’ve put just a JPG of a frog
@@luisf2793*_Bruh._* 😂
As a Lobster myself I think its great that you are bringing light to the massacres of my people by the French and Brazilians.
I’m so sorry you had too go through that
Naw, he's just buttering you up.
This MF really is a lobster O.o
Forty-second thumb
Hang in there, your not alone in the struggle!!!🙏🦂💪❣️
The bit with De Gaulle telling his aid that he gets bitches is my new favorite thing.
Hahaha it’s definitely one of my favorite skits too, thank you so much for the support!! :)
The best part is that it's in character for De Gaulle.
Here in Brazil we use this as an example of Brazil's strength in solving issues diplomatically.
Its the only thing Brazil managed to solve diplomatically
Acre?
@@RedCharLangtrüë
@@RedCharLang Thats not fair, Brazilian government has been able to commit war crime levels of brutality on its own people to achieve government goals, and the "people" have been able to achieve a staggering level of Brutality to achieve "their" goals too!
@@RedCharLang Well if you don't know history then you shouldnt be talking bullshit but ok
Considering America and British Canada nearly killed each other over a single pig, I'm not too surprised. Imagine if this war had been over snails though. Those seas would ran red.
Very true.
It would've been the bloodiest war in history.
Canada and America almost went to war over the pig because the guy Winfield Scott put in charge made war possible. Winfield Scott and the royal navy manage to get it sorted out and put a joint military force there till the Germans give the islands to America
canada didn't even existed in that time, it was the uk
He wasn’t just a pig, he was my best friend
As a half brazilian and half french person, I see this war as a win-win situation.
And technically a lose-lose situation
As a fully French person I see this as an opportunity to brag about how I’m French and therefore cultured
Go overthrow your parliament frenchie @@malegria9641
@@pricklyrick7253why not both.
You seem to be "I'm on both side so i always end up on top" kinda fella.
As someone studying to be a carcinologist (crustacean biologist), hearing that the French argued lobsters were fish is insane and hilarious lmfao
But why is it called "lobster fishing" if they aren't fish?
Well California did make the Bee a fish.... so...
@@borobdinI thought it was called lobster trapping
@@tonybrewer7536 Wikipedia has it as lobster fishing with pots/traps as one method. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_fishing When I lived in New England, I always heard people who catch lobsters referred to as lobstermen or lobster fishers. But some places might refer to them as lobster trappers. In any case, it was more of a joke question and certainly a biologist would make a distinction even if many types of seafood might be referred to as fish colloquially.
Well, in the EU trade regulations snails are treated as fish. Everything can be fish if it let’s you make money 😎
“If a lobster is a fish because it jumps, a kangaroo is a bird” - Sun-Tzu, the Art of War
''Paul I'm rich and the President of France, I don't get mixed signals I get Bitches''
De Gaulle be spitting bars
Second best line after "lobter"
“Lopter”
"So don't speek to me about your poor peoples problems"
The fact that Bluejays granddaughter is clearly Jolyne implies Bluejay is Old Joseph, and that seems about right.
Wouldn't it actualy imply he's Jotaro's father?
@@pitagorasnachos You're right, I keep forgetting Araki likes to skip a generation. Just pretend I said "great-granddaughter" instead.
Who is Jolyne 🥲 I’m out of touch
@@eggnogalcoholicfrom jojo
@@ygnumohhh gotcha
12:39
"Paul, I'm rich and the president of France, I don't get 'mixed signals', I get bitches!" is such a fucking raw line god damn
Historically accurate (but not really lol have you seen de Gaulle?)
I heard the LOUDEST Vine boom in my head after that line 😭
Funny how the French always get the signals mixed up when dealing with Germany.
@@toolbaggers I mean not really de Gaulle, he knew what was up with Germany from the start but nobody listened to him.
unfunny
I have to come back here, I just had amazing info. My grandpa, who served in the French navy, when he was 28, was a radar operator and air support coordinator aboard the Tartu during this very incident. He told me that they had been deviated from their original course of patrol around Africa, left from Dakar towards Brazil with barely enough fuel to make the whole trip. They had to ration the fuel, so once arrived in Brazilian waters, they just completely shut down the Tartu’s engines.
My grandpa recorded seeing several planes on his radar, flying patrols far from their position, looking for the Tartu but not finding anything. Eventually when the Brazilian bombers flew overhead, the anti air crews fired warning shots from the 127 mm and 47 mm guns without clear authorisation from their hierarchy. Hearing this, they were then ordered to cease fire immediately. At one point, the Brazilian bomber flew so close to the Tartu that the sailors on board could see that they had opened their bomb bays. Tension was pretty high at that point since the commander ordered the AA crews to lead the aerial targets constantly.
Fortunately one of the spotters noted that the bomb bays of the Brazilian planes were empty, and so the alert for an attack was cancelled.
However, the most terrible part of this little adventure was, according to my grandpa, the ship being stopped since they had so little fuel. The currents and waves were pretty strong, and the ship was rocking like crazy because it was no longer sailing, many of the sailors ended up sea sick and some of the living quarters just stank so bad from all the puking that the commander had to put back the engines on, for obvious sanitary reasons. By then they already had available reinforcements coming up, and the Tartu was able to return to Dakar.
Also, about the feared French fleet near Africa, my grandpa said that “the Brazilian could never sink it because their navy was too poorly trained”. Turns out the Brazilians did manage to sink a French ship, because of their inability to maintain the “Foch” aircraft carrier they had bought from France. They had to sink it because it had become too old, full of toxic waste, and breaking down from everywhere. So the Brazilian navy did manage to sink a French ship after all !
PS: Grandpa is well and kicking it like he’s still in the navy.
This is an amazing anecdote!! Thank you for sharing! Tell your grandpa I loved researching his story, it’s been one of my favorites I’ve ever made a video on
Bluejay, I think another funny topic to cover that is just like this is the "Bone Wars"; a time when early paleontologists would actively sabotage each other as they all rush to discover more and more dinosaur fossils.
The winner of this so called war is named Othniel Charles Marsh while his rival was, fittingly named, Edward Drinker Cope.
Othniel Chad Marsh
Drinker Cope lmao bro was doomed from the start
Ahh, the 1960s, imagine being alive to witness both the Lobster wars and the Cod wars at the same time!
_"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of Cod, it was the time of Lobster..."_
Those were the days.
You also got to witness JFK's brain.
@@jpaulc441well, we can at least take solace in the fact that JFK didn’t have much brains to begin with.
It's true, He was guided by his second brain.
No matter how long you take to post, you always put a smile on our faces! Thanks for the video.
Much love from Brazil.
Último lugar que esperava te encontrar
Ludo!
A PESSOA AMÁVEL DA INTERNET POR AQUI?????
If we're talking about post turnover rate, he's got Sam O'Nella beat by like, a factor of five lol.
É bem a cara do ludo ver esse tipo de vídeo bobo sobre história
Fun Fact:
Before the 1920's lobster was considered so low class that it was seen as only fit for prisoners.
There's actually court records of class action lawsuits brought by prisoners in massachusetts and maine against the respective departments of correction in those states in which the main complaint was that the prisoners were sick of being served lobster all the time.
Yeah but that was mainly to do with the fact that they were served with pieces of shell smashed into it. Because they didnt care enough to put in the work to extract the meat properly
Yeah, I lived with a bunch of guys from Maine in college, and they'd joke about lobster in that regard occasionally.
Not because they weren’t fresh and kinda spoiled?
When I was young, I would love seeing the first robins show up in the spring because it meant the end of of a long winter. All these years later, and I’ve found a new bird whose return from a long absence excites me even more. Thanks for making these videos, man.
Here in Norway, we have a Supreme Court case about snow crabs, and whether they're a sedentary species or not. Basically if they live in the ocean, or if they live on the ocean floor.
It's regarded as one of the most important supreme court cases in modern Norwegian legal history, illustrated by the fact that the hearing was attended by all SC judges, instead of the usual five SC judges in an ordinary SC hearing.
The reason for its importance is because it deals with the Svalbard Treaty, which gives Norway sovereignty over Svalbard with the condition that any other treaty party (country) can conduct activities there on equal terms as Norway. This case decided whether this condition of equal terms also applies to the resources in the continental shelf, including oil and minerals. If the snow crab is a sedentary species, the court would have to give an interpretation of the Svalbard Treaty. If snow crab isn't, then the court could leave the question of who has the rights to the continental shelf ambiguous
What was the outcome?
Lobzillia will forever be engrained in my mind. I hope you’re happy, strange bird man
Well, I mean Toho did have a Lobster Monster, so it's not that crazy
I do wonder if these French guys were trying to claim for Real that there were mutant lobsters
Tbh i can't tell how much of that is artistic liberty, or if I want to research it and Live without the possibility of it
They prefer the term "Bird Person". Or so Rick & Morty have led me to believe...
Lobter
The fact that this comment had 420 likes (before I got to it) makes a little too much sense.
I rise from the grave once again for the bird has uploaded
I love my liche fans
@@BlueJayYTwoaaaaaaah!
I got resument to
glad you're alive
Same
"I like my near-military conflicts like I like my women. Full of crabs."
This quote greatly disturbs me in ways I can't quite articulate.
When I was in the marines my buddy got drunk, went up to a HOT female and said "excuse me, I would like some seafood. Do you have crabs"
As a Brit, I can sit back, relax and laugh at France losing a diplomatic war over lobsters 😂
*cod wars intensifies*
@@EllpaFox47 yeah lol 😂
Didn’t Brits also lose a diplomatic war with America over a pig
@@luisf2793 Didn't the Americans lose to Vietnamese farmers with guns?
@@oliversherman2414 we didn't lose!
we merely failed to win
4:38 i dont know why but I rewatched that paper falling animation a couple times, its so... satisfyingly smooth
i had suggested it on your discord. the idea of operation cabralzinho (brazil's invasion plan to french guiana) was always one of my favorite alt history shenanigans
What is your username on discord? I thanked someone else in the description but if you suggested it I'd love to credit you as well!
@@BlueJayYT it's duek. i even went into the laughing at bluejay chat there to talk about the letter
Ah yes, Duek! Ok, added you to the description
@@BlueJayYTwait... are you doing a video on Brazil's plan to invade French Guiana ?
it is a little known fact, even to Brazilians, but i am unsure if there is a lot to be said about this
There's also the "Operação surumu" in which Brazil was preparing to defend against a American and British invasion in the amazon, to hide it from the public, Brazil said it was a Combat simulation against a fictional country called Cratênia
From what i remember
It's difficult to express how enjoyable these are.
Real events delivered with excellent humour and presentation
Agreed. Really covers the whole spectrum of "entertaining"
not a original concept. hundreds of channels did it before him. and his humor is a little dry.
As a French student in 2nd year of Political Sciences, we surprisingly never heard anything about this conflict... 🤔. This video made me laugh so much, I knew my country made terrible decisions, but this conflict was one the stupidest things that happened in History for sure.
Change your degree now, theres still time.
-an under employed poli sci grad
Look for the war of the cakes with Mexico, France started a war over a destroyed bakery in Mexico owned by a french man (in the context of riots shortly after the independence) , send a disproportionate price to repay the damaged goods (cake) and escalated the situation
Makes sense, I mean when your country commits the equivalent of attempted armed robbery and still runs away with its tail between its legs, it probably doesn’t go around talking about it a lot.
@@adrianishtar0 I think you have no idea how much in France we talk about terrible decisions our country made, or ankward situations in our History. For instance, the "Sniffing planes affair", or the death of Felix Faure, a former French president died by having sex in his Elysee office. I just think out country sucks so much we don't have time to study everything.
@@zacbref5022 Don't worry, you look at pretty much any country out there and you'll come away with some embarrassing history.
"I don't get mixed signals - I get bitches!" That ain't what I expected from a history lesson about lobsters, but alright
I'd never heard of this before! Funny and informative as ever BJ! Would still be interested in a weird fashion trends part II!
Thank you! And I did put out a sequel in January!
@@BlueJayYT I have no idea how I missed that. Thanks!
I love learning more about my country's ability to take advantage of other countries on a cartoon trivia channel 👍
hell yeah, dude
I would argue the Brits have always been better than than the French at calculating which is more profitable in the end, sending fleets and armies to extract small amounts of near worthless resources by comparison or not..
The warships at 10:51 Is MNF Richelieu , first of her class. Despite being the most well designed treaty era Battleship her service record was unremarkable and mostly spent her time either blowing up rocks for target practice or being repaired in drydock for sailing onto a sea mines.
i know nobody asked but i really like boats and thought someone might be interested. To that end i will continue watching the video as our great blue feathered god intended
thanks for the cool information! I hope you enjoyed the video:D
13:32 Once again, deGaulle's arrogance shines through. A true parisian (not by birth but by actions).
But his arrogance concerning britian joining the EU eas prophetic😅
The man basically held a life long deep grudge against the US and UK, because they helped save his nation from Nazi occupation
@@chheinrich8486 he wasnt much different to the UK really. France joined the EU and NATO but constantly bickered with their NATO allies and often went ahead and did their own thing and were pretty mistrustful of the US. The US and other NATO members during the Cold War focused more on integration of their forces and producing complementary equipment whereas France, especially under DeGaulle, focused more on their own military and producing most of their own gear and their nuclear policy was pretty divergent with the rest of NATO. They even essentially left NATO withdrawing from the command structure because they feel France is special and shouldnt be beholden to any of their allies; they want the protection that NATO provides but dont want to have to actually put in the work that NATO demands if they dont want to.
indeed, it's amazing to think he stood against nazi germany, in retrospect he would have made a great ally of it. Lucky for france he wasn't in office to control foreign policy when the war began.
Lobter
“Skeedaddle skeedoodle to the land of poodles lest you get the noodle” is something that I didn’t expect to enter my daily lexicon but bro I say this when I get pissed at my French lessons lol
The part about the research license honestly made my day, it was so damn sweet man
you know its a good year when BlueJay posts his annual video
He has uploaded 6 videos in the last year
What's crazy is, it's in the same week as a Casually Explained video. What a week!
lol
Dear God. The dialogue in this and execution is incredible. Words really cannot express how much I am loving this
He really just popped out of the void and started making banger content
So still ripping off Sam O Nella I see :V
@@SavageGreywolf what do you mean by this?
@@SavageGreywolfSam O'Nella and Blue Jay have similar content, sure, but not the same style or delivery
@@SavageGreywolf Sam O'Nella has been gone for years, we needed someone to fill the void.
Are you sure about that?
At 13:42, I seriously thought that was an actual NYT image about the lobster war, until I noticed the squiggles 😂😂
I love how bashful the junior naval officer was when they insinuated they were a couple. I hope they had a good, healthy relationship outside of the military structure.
I love how you still put in the constellation details, especially the North star!
I’m glad you noticed :)
Fun fact, Le Foch, Clemenceau sister ship, was sold to the Brazilian navy after her service in the french navy
"Paul, I'm rich and the president of France. I don't get mixed signals. I get bitches" is prob the quote of the year lol.
i dont know how to express how much i love the jojo references/people in your videos
I can’t believe I was unsubscribed for over a year and missed loads of content but I’m glad you have gained a lot of viewers and subscribers and now I have lot of videos to binge watch
_"Brazil is not a serious country"_ -- De Gaulle, on the Lobster War
Acktually it was his Economy Minister, but who am I to say anything
NÃO FOI ELE
In other words, we're not white
@@Zampierre Fala, speed!
Just one more thing... The last communication between the vessels was the chief Brazilian destroyer wishing "bon voyage" to Paul Gaufeny as it turned away.
Your videos as well as oversimplified are possibly the only history vids i can watch straight up and not as background noise. The comedic execution in your work is unmatched in this vertical of youtube content.
“I don’t get mixed signals I get BTCS so don’t talk to me about your POOR PPL PROBLEMS” I’m a new subscriber and If this is your basic content I will be here forever 💀💀💀 you’re fuckin hilarious and educational. My 2 favorite things
I want to see your review of the War of the Pig and the Great Emu War
Blue jay talking dumb history? Count me in!
"And this stubborn man considered Brazil's actions to be a slight on the majesty of France."
It's so hard for me to resist the temptation to make the obligatory "What majesty?" joke.
france kind of lost all its street cred after ww2 and the suez crisis
15:20 actually laughed out loud!
Haha I'm glad you liked it! I almost cut that skit, glad I didn't!
I also laughed out loud...which was a bit embarrassing since I was at work and supposed to be doing something serious.
"you sure are big huh?"
I've been playing that skit on loop. 😂
Such beautiful Doppler effect
@@BlueJayYT i am so glad gou didn't! I needed that laugh and out of context fits more situations than it rightfully should
8:40 could’ve had the two cia guys talking about the Cuban missle crisis here
This is a fantastic introduction to your channel.
Hope you enjoy your stay!
The dumbest war for me is that one time were Honduras and El Salvador destroyed each other over a football game
yay new BlueJay!!
BlueJay is the stepdad that I've come to accept because Sam O'Nella stepped out for smokes one day and only comes visit us once every 14 months.
Yesss 😂😂😂
wait, he returned at all?
@tsm688 like once a year he throws out a video
Is it now OK to declare that Sam O' Nella has retired from TH-cam channel business?
The Pig War
The Emu War
The Lobster War
None of these wars use the animal in their name as a metaphor, it’s literally a war over those animals
You forgot the Cod War
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 9:39 - "Finally someone who recognizes SEAGULLs as OIL RIGs!"
bluejay don't ever stop!!
your one of the last real content creators on TH-cam....thank you
To be fair, the Pig War may be even stupider on account of it being _(allegedly)_ about *a* pig, singular. At least here they were fighting over _multiple_ lobsters. I think.
No this is dumber. The Pig War was legitimate border dispute due a poorly worded treaty. This was France openly violating another nation’s sovereignty. And the Pig War didn’t get both nation’s directly involved either.
never laughed this hard for highly accurate historical story telling than this! my kids wondered if it was ok! Thank you for this blue jay. the story i never knew i needed to hear 😅😂
@10:53 Ah yes, De Gaulle's "Lobter" speech, inspiring French fishermen to violate Brazilian waters, very iconic
“I don’t get mixed signals, I get bitches”
Fair
"I don't get mixed signals, I get bitches" is such an awesome line.
I don't get "mixed signals", I get bitches - Charles DeGaulle
*#Lobter*
Love the attention to detail, especially that 760,320 gumballs really do add up to 12 miles
It's like on Well There's Your Problem, where they convert the compensation awarded to victims of disasters (and/or surviving family members) to the equivalent number of Xboxes, or Xboxen, beginning with the Hindenburg episode.
Look at Jolyne learning the histories and stuff
Alternative father figure.
Looked for this
@@nimrodassayag7910me too lmao
14:00 No context
Found the most comedic channel in yt, this is my type of videos, information about things that i really don't need to know with a mix of humor that i love and will probably get me arrested sooner or later. Love it!
The most underrated channel that doesn't have 1 million subs on the internet
I’m shocked it isn’t a much bigger channel, definitely the the most underrated
His inconsistency with posting content is what's hindering him. People have such short attention spans and impatience they unsubscribe if they have to wait very long.
5:05 WHY DONT WE GET CLOSURE TO THIS ROMANCE STORY
My biggest fear is now a giant lobster breaking into my house telling me “you’ll never amount to anything”
I’m glad this video was my introduction to your channel. Otw to watch all your videos onna binge
Was just wondering what this was when it was mentioned in the new Percy Jackson episode this week. Interesting timing for it to be recommended
the most hilarious thing about this whole kerfuffle is that, if the french had just moved a little ways up the south american coast, then they would've been fishing in their own waters and the whole situation would've been avoided.
a lobster being a fish is the same argument that a pangolin is a person because they walk on 2 legs
edit: YALL i said PANGOLIN not PENGUIN look em up way crazier than some plato penguin shit
A FEATHERLESS BIPED!
Mmmm... Plato's man!
@@gabrielfarina9324 *Diogenese enters the chat*
Penguins are people, they have suits on
BEHOLD A MAN!!
If I had a nicle for every time a war broke out during the cold war because of seafood I'd have two nicles, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice.
*Iceland has entered the chat*
*Britain has entered the chat*
I just want you to know that the videos you put up are always amazing quality. I sincerely hope your success grows exponentially
I love the way you describe history. It's educational and hilarious
that diplomaSEA pun is unrivaled. A round of applause everyone!!!!
My father never told me about the Lobster War... it was always "taking shelter in the Blitz this...", "cuban missle crisis that..."
I guess some trauma is just too much for a person to articulate...😢
Blue Jay Penny: 11:12
You did good
Wow four likes…
new personal record 🏆🏆🏆
9:42
Priceless.
Captain of lobster trawler: We return with Brazilian lobsters. DeGaul: How many zeros in a brazilian?
Fun fact: since indenpendence Brazil has never lost a war
Well, I mean, like...uh
Yeah, that's true...
Somebody has to keep those crazy Bolivians in check.
Dude we lost Uruguay
@@jlGenozzVhe did not said that was Brazil's independance
And did Lopez thought Brazil intervention against Blonco government in Uruguay was a lucky shot, something they could not repeat against the mighty Paraguayan Army?
The Netherlands, as DOOM Guy is very accurate. They just stole the spice trade and were too angry to die.
You and the Brits almost made Nutmeg extinct. On purpose.
Because if it was extinct, but YOUR country had it, ohhh boooy, could you jack up the price.
The East India Companies were savage af
@peteneblett9344 Anything for that profit😅
Question: Steal the spice trade. That wasn't a question but the Dutch did it anyway.
A small price to pay for bamischijf.
11:41 there is a very severe historical inaccuracy with this scene. There is no such thing as a human being that remotely likes Long John silver let alone loyal to Long John silver. This family does not exist
i think he confused "Silva" with "silver",Silva is a normal last name in Brazil.
It’s been so long since I laughed at a video this consistently oh my goodness I’m dying 😭😭
“Which runs through the town of Condom”
May I present to you
Ballstown, VA
Cumming, GA
Your word play, alliteration, eccentric flavor, and misdirection skills are top notch.
I wish all History could be taught this way.
Great video! When I saw the teaser on Discord I thought that you were going to talk about the time the Brazilian navy attacked a group of dolphins thinking they were German submarines during WW1.
Brazil was always great in diplomacy. During WW2 the US wanted to Brazil to join the Allies using Hollywood but instead Brazil used the opportunity to make Brazilian propaganda to the US. Carmem Miranda was international hit and Disney created Joe Carioca and made 2 movies with him showing Brazil (Saludos Amigos and The three Caballeros, both are great)
I love the idea of seeing airships in the sky. They just seem so much more graceful.
History lessons presented with humour. Can't get any better than that. Love it.
Who came here after the Percy Jackson Show?
Thank you for showing us more about these “lesser wars” your average man knows nothing about. I see this as the checkmate to oversimplified for not getting to this quicker. All Hail Blue Jay. Bird is the word.
You are always worth the wait! The piece with the escalating situation in Vietnam being ignored over the lobster issue was absolute chef's kiss! Long may you live and mock!! 😭😂
" i dont get mixed signals , i get bitches "
- Charles de Gaul -
that diploma-sea pun earned my upvote. Thank you for your service.