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@@stevooo19 is there even a cure for what you've got? I don't need to have a niche for as ugly fucked up ass as that one, I've got my wife's one which is the best
I had to go through the comments but I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt this video was off. Damn Vitaly, your videos used to be so good, what happened bro?
*1:55** Girl on suit called herself a professor and 10 seconds later she called herself a teacher.* *She doesn't even know her own title.* *So much for reality.*
Bruh... all these "teachers" look like fit college girls in their early or mid twenties. Realistically, all the professors are like overweight or old or both. I graduated recently and out of all four years, , like 75% of my professors were women and only 2 of them were hot. But funny video anyway , enjoyed the Shakespeare one the most.
Women love the unknown. Especially when you're brutal with the mind games like Vitaly is. Just constantly keeping their mind runnin haha this shows alot
Shut the fuck Up you are definitely not going to find a professor without a phd at goddamn UCLA. It’s a major university, not a community college. Nearly all universities require a “teacher” to have a PhD.
Lol, how do you think teachers look like? Many students dress way better than teachers. And in every class there is always more than one person hitter than a teacher whether it is a male or female teacher.
Always cool to see your videos. You're living the dream, unlike most of us who are uptight because of limited financial power. For people that think this isn't real. Common, Vitaly has game and everything going on for him.
tried this on my college professors.
now I'm mopping floors in my old high school.
therizkid 404 😂
Lol 😂😂🤣🤣
hhahhahhahhahah
Damn!🤦🏽♂️😆😂🤣
😆😆😆
Gotta blur out the actresses faces so they cant get listed on imbd.
Lol yup
Underrated comment haha
Holy shit dawg I went to shower after i commented the first time. Wtf this shit makes so much sense
Holy shit dawg I went to shower after i commented the first time. Wtf this shit makes so much sense
XD nice one.
More realistic than WWE
WooHollywood Celebrity haha
@@jalijah03 do you like the halloween movies?
WooHollywood Celebrity yes
@@jalijah03 go check out "Film Master Adam-Epic Film Fail-Halloween II (1981) . he was complaining way too much
WooHollywood Celebrity does it have butthole eating scenes in it?
Title: How to pick up professors
Vitaly: You look like you don’t have a family
He meant family as in husband and son
😂😂
🤣
U look like a homeless jesus
Went to Miss Ellie, and told her, hey cute, You look like you don't have a family.....
They kicked me out of school.......... What Did I do wrong?
Every decision you have ever made in life has led you to read this comment
das tuff
Dude I'm yolked and that hit me hard
How did you know I gonna read your message?
@@n.b.380 mazel tof
@@francisgerasi4547
Привет!
How to pay a random chick to act as a teacher,so u get more money.
EDIT:Holy sheeeet didn't expect so many likes
easy money
@@Ephex361 xD true gets bunch of money from youtube,gives some money to that girls then gets wussy later on
Bank money
Lmao
Fucking facts
How to Pick Up Actresses posing as College Teachers!
@@wooweezymoviestar601 you know you're sick right?
@@Templar.Knight-Reaper how?
@@wooweezymoviestar601 badly
Templar Knight no you are the sick one my friend you just don’t have a niche for that ass my good sir 🤤🙌🏼
@@stevooo19 is there even a cure for what you've got? I don't need to have a niche for as ugly fucked up ass as that one, I've got my wife's one which is the best
This killed me!
"I'm from Nigeria...
I know I'm not black
but I'm only black from the waist down"
@@mjbarr1312 Are you a reporter at Psh TV?
Nigga you dumb
“I’m very offended...thats very sweet.”
She actually said "That's very sweet of you to stop me but..."
Wth is this video.. if you actually go to any type of college or university you would know PROFESSORS don’t act like this..
its set up...
But they do
PPX EDITZ but they don’t so...
PPX EDITZ no, they don’t.
If you think this is real, there's something seriously wrong with you.
fr though try to cold approach some real women, and say some of the stuff Vitaly says. Not going to end very well.
bro theres little kids whov never gone to college yet they couldnt tell lol
shyGuy99 like what?
It is real , i dont think , I know it is
It is stop hating
I met vitaly!!! Omg it was amazing bro in Dubai I walked out of a restaurant and I saw him!!! It was legendary
@Prav Chap He was still kinda cool a year ago. This comment was before he smashed that girls face in whilst tripping from shrooms.
OMG amazing. Ok you didnt kiss him?
@@wasupman2284 what do you mean?
What's so legendary about that?
@@kaustubhjoshi643 shush battyman
I tried this with one of my professors,...can't Imagine what happened....please guys don't try this at school.
😂😂😂
Ikr😭 Finna go to jail asap
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Dom ass
How are people believing this? A professor would never call themselves a teacher lol
I had to go through the comments but I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt this video was off. Damn Vitaly, your videos used to be so good, what happened bro?
Or “ tell the principal “ lmfao
@Alex Dorofeyev I can see that also 😂
@@truegravevr4903 😂😂😂
People believe that because it’s real. It’s real to that question. /
6:33 she said (you can do me tomorrow)!! 😂
*1:55** Girl on suit called herself a professor and 10 seconds later she called herself a teacher.*
*She doesn't even know her own title.*
*So much for reality.*
Yeah but she has booty
A teacher turns professor. That's usual
Bruh... all these "teachers" look like fit college girls in their early or mid twenties. Realistically, all the professors are like overweight or old or both. I graduated recently and out of all four years, , like 75% of my professors were women and only 2 of them were hot. But funny video anyway , enjoyed the Shakespeare one the most.
Maybe they are TA's
@Christian Lv the students who make their phd and help the teachers
Why would he pick up old fat professors? I’ve had young fit professors before.
Its UCLA
Lol I think it depends where you go almost all of my professors looked young and attractive
*"You look like you don't have a family" LOL WTF*
Lmfao
"i bet your family is dead. wanna smash?"
Women love the unknown. Especially when you're brutal with the mind games like Vitaly is. Just constantly keeping their mind runnin haha this shows alot
I love the second one where after a pleasant intro he says “don’t call me sir I’m a little boy” and then when she gets mad she calls him “young boy”
Vitaly still thinking we are stupid ☹️
OMG 😮
Thank you so much for the likes everyone 👌👍
@@SuperMan-fm3ww c'mon Vitaly, log into your real account and type from there…
@Templar Knight 😂
@@pravyoo 😂
chinlane game wtf is wrong with you?
@MSi GS70 6QE fuck you
Okay I think I’m getting old cause i find this cringy asf
69 years old
I. Elharrif b
Same
If these were really college “teachers” they would go by professor. Dude this isn’t high school
Omar Hill not every college teacher is a professor. Some don’t have doctorates, and that’s the only way to rightfully be called a professor.
LOL
Shut the fuck Up no it’s not lmao
Shut the fuck Up lots of my professors don’t have PhDs. Many of them go by “Mr.”
Shut the fuck Up you are definitely not going to find a professor without a phd at goddamn UCLA. It’s a major university, not a community college. Nearly all universities require a “teacher” to have a PhD.
U killed it when u said u was Nigerian from the waist down like u got tha BBC!!! LOL
Omg when he ask for that Bottle of water after he said - I dont know where you putted your mouth! 😆🤭 she didn't react to that!
Vitaly is paid actor
Paid by us.
Vitally knows how to creep a girl out and still get her number. He a legend
if you think this is real you need to reconsider your whole life.
Just give it to me straight. Was it ever real?
*how to pick up college teachers*
"You look like u don't have a family"
Lmao
I actually at first thought he was pulling teachers, but they did sound young and odd with backpacks
"You look like you dont have a family" got me laughing non stop
The creepiness is strong with this one!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
and cringe level 9000
"You look like you don't have a family.." hahaha
The first “teacher” could of barley speak 😂
What about a teacher goldigger prank 🤩🤩
that unEpic
Bruh
GoldFisher prank
It depends on how good the actor is
Arav sharma u577u777776665555tt5t55444 342w1@#$&*()’”!m;/=+-%’)(*&$#@24435
Those women didn’t sound very educated.. are you sure they’re UCLA professors? 🤔
Very easy at that college. Just tell them you're a die-hard Liberal, and discuss how much you despise Trump over a Starbucks Iced Chai Tea Latte. LOL
I transferred out of that college. It's very liberal lole most UCs. I transferred cause I couldn't afford paying 10k a gear
That's some expensive gear
what is a chai tea. "chai" means the same thing as "tea"
Never forget Covfefe
BEST PICK UP LINE AWARD GOES TO VITALY 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Offer them *Nutella*
This is bribe XD
I was about to make a Nutella sandwich
Honestly, pranks aren’t the same anymore with everyone paying people to be in their pranks ...
Only real pranks are the Nelk boys
Real pranks are bigdawstv, angrypicnic, loveliveserve, jstustudios and thatwasepic
viks niks thatwasepic doesn't really do pranks tho.. Well not as much as he use to..it's always about girls now.
@@gotsnoname yeah now I realize that even angrypicnic is the same. All his videos are about picking up girls but its real compared to vitaly tho
viks niks true true. Ed Bassmaster came back to youtube recently and is uploading again. The dude is hilarious. Check out his Psh videos 😂
Shoutout to my grandpa because thats the only way he can hear it
“You ready to fuckin takeover?” 😂😂
The homework joke was killing it!
vitally merry christmas man, dude i was sick for like 10 years and i loved your videos man, you made me feel alive, thank you.
2:28 Are we gonna ignore how fricken tall that guy is behind vitaly
you are so confident it is actually wierdly inspiring.
Why are there this many teachers open and at bone-ing age, just casually around campus, all alone? Something is definitely not adding up here..
Lmfao you never went to a campus college huh you see professors at the school gym dawg
This is one of few Vitaly's pranks that actually look real, hope to see more of these kind of vids.
"Dont call me sir, im a little boy" - Vitaly 2018
“I fucking hate history, I don’t believe in it”
“I’m very offended but it’s very sweet of you to stop me”
How to Pick Up Actresses posing as College Teachers!
U guys still think this is real lmao
You look like you don't have a familly killed me bruh 😂
lmao she said I'm very offended but; its very sweet of you to nice of you to stop me lmaoo 2:15
The second one seems like a sturdy foxy lady! DAMN!
That's the only time Vitaly opened a book.
Dubai is on of the only Muslim majority places where westerners like to hang out
You english is Dubai
That first teacher was a setup
Vital is a REAL GANGSTER his confidence is real touching the sky.......
Nigga said “You look like you don’t have a family” 😂😂😂
This is meant to be a tutorial because of the how in the video
Lmfaooooo Vitaly the Legend
"Brazzers"
"Missing for 12 years"
"T Stunna"
😂😂😂😂😂
If teachers actually looked like this...
Lol, how do you think teachers look like? Many students dress way better than teachers. And in every class there is always more than one person hitter than a teacher whether it is a male or female teacher.
Appearently vitaly doesn’t know college educators aren’t called “teacher” and would not refer to themselves as “teachers” but rather “Professors”
Work this one in: We can add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and multiply 💀
How To Make A Girl Run Is The Proper Pronounced Version 🤣
Justin bieber prank?
Cool if it was real .
I love how he goes I fuckin hate history, I dont believe in it
0:49
“You Look Like You don’t have a family”😂
So smooth, love watching these
The professor looks 21 and is carrying her books without a book bag. She wants to be either the creepy big nose guy yeah right
2019 Women are like "Im offended" "That was nice of you"
WOW SERIOUSLY....."I`M FROM NIGERIA"
Bruh,"If you're my homework, I'll definitely slam you down and do you on a table."
You look like u don't have a family 😂😂 😂😂 😂 works Everytime
Vitaly always makes me laugh😂
1:47 I think she is the president of US ...
Talking tho...😂😂😂
Great vid! Next can you do how to pick up Kindergarten girls?
Bro what is wrong with you don't say stuff like that for real
Mike Watts it’s a joke pussy cat
Lolollol
Reported
That’s fucked up but pretty funny haha
This is called true comedy
BRO VITALY GOT SOME DIRTY ASS PICK UP LINES 🤣🤣🤣
The last one got me xD
Vitaly the Great. This guy is a savage with it. Definitely slaying birds.
Dont ever take history class and i will give you my number!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Was good!😂🤣
THAT'S A GREAT BOOK SHE WAS READING! Emotional Intelligence by Daniel Goleman......ugh, that's hot! lol
Always cool to see your videos. You're living the dream, unlike most of us who are uptight because of limited financial power. For people that think this isn't real. Common, Vitaly has game and everything going on for him.
7:45 lol Vitaly Random Af
" I know I'm not black but I'm only black from the waist down" lol
he would even pick up rocks at the sidewalk
I feel like that second one secretly wanted it .
He should have said: Do you teach psychology? Cuz I'm crazy about you.
why i have the feeling of being faked? I 🤔
Any Nigerian watching this in 2019??
Ukrainian
Me
Bro should've ace that math lol
So cringe and awkward but every second is worth watching !
Whoever disliked this video is probably a teacher.
One of the funniest most epic savagery moments from VITALY. Who had has ever done this. Charisma bro your the best.
Vitaly come to Cape Town South Africa!!!!
Yea so we can throw him to the lions
Going back to Nigeria
Not black but black from the waist down 😂😂
how much love have u lacked from the time you were born to get to the point to make decision of creating this channel!
The background music tells all the stories