"My Orange Baby": The Best of Dave and his Old Sport

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  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    “The fucker tried to do a flip in a springlock suit!”
    *“i love that bastard.”*

    • @yvdiycshcuobjsjobfgvuvihd
      @yvdiycshcuobjsjobfgvuvihd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      2:21

    • @SarahMorgan-ct5jn
      @SarahMorgan-ct5jn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      we all do ngl

    • @bksi12
      @bksi12 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      DO A DOUBLE BACKFLIP TO ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE!

    • @Lever200
      @Lever200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      my favorite line

    • @P3achJ3llyf1sh
      @P3achJ3llyf1sh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i love how his grin gets bigger right as he says the second line

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    “I know we’re child murderers, but that’s a creepy son of a bitch!”
    Professionals have standards!

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      YES.

    • @morgandegeer4398
      @morgandegeer4398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      fair point.

    • @mewexe3988
      @mewexe3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ChrisHinners008 STOP, you are scaring me

    • @DubDubDilluc
      @DubDubDilluc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Tf2 Sniper has entered the chat*

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DubDubDilluc (TF2 meet the team intro sound effect)

  • @anyderrosek5143
    @anyderrosek5143 ปีที่แล้ว +3622

    Like it or not, Dave is the most interesting version of William Afton

  • @Garbo_trashcan
    @Garbo_trashcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4242

    literally every time jack and dave are in the same room they share half a braincell

    • @thatphonebastard
      @thatphonebastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      That's when Jack isn't doing the worst ending in the game

    • @someonessecondaltaccount6932
      @someonessecondaltaccount6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@thatphonebastard oh no

    • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat
      @crow_in_a_trenchcoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      Jack on his own: Noble, intimidating, stubborn
      Dave on his own: Intelligent, dangerous, feared
      together:
      “SPORTSY DO YOU WANNA BUILD A PILLOWFORT”?!
      *_“FUCK_* YEAH!”

    • @someonessecondaltaccount6932
      @someonessecondaltaccount6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@crow_in_a_trenchcoat words cannot describe how much i like this comment

    • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat
      @crow_in_a_trenchcoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@someonessecondaltaccount6932 this made me smile :]

  • @froggyo8751
    @froggyo8751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    *"I may have shot a man."*
    "I also got the beers-"

    • @Taiphyr
      @Taiphyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I wanna be his friend 💀

    • @mewexe3988
      @mewexe3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That’s what we call “collateral damage”

    • @HUEYYYYYY
      @HUEYYYYYY ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The true Western American way

    • @-NovaBobaTeaGacha-
      @-NovaBobaTeaGacha- ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLYEEEEEEEEAHHHHH
      Cracking one open with the old sport”

    • @Disassembly_droneN_
      @Disassembly_droneN_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *awkward silence*

  • @jorgemariani4163
    @jorgemariani4163 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    4:50
    "But, don't you DARE ever lay a hand on my orange baby!"
    I love how Dave tell Jack his "orange baby"

  • @katamas832
    @katamas832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    2:21 This is my favorite of Dave, it's so adorable how he is just absolutely delighted Jack is that much of a madlad.

    • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat
      @crow_in_a_trenchcoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I find the most wholesome thing about these two is Dave is always baffling Jack, probably on purpose, while Jack is always baffling Dave, and impressing him.
      they make jack makes dave proud and dave makes jack confused
      I love that dynamic

    • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat
      @crow_in_a_trenchcoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      these two deserved more quality time with eachother

    • @loc20034
      @loc20034 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun Fact: Dave Miller is an alias and a fake identity, his real name is William Afton. He is hiding his name from different lawsuits to not get sued.

  • @PhilVillagerOffical
    @PhilVillagerOffical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    I love that they gave Afton the personality of the Great Gatsby. It fits him so well

    • @cream9561
      @cream9561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I know right it makes me wanna read that book

    • @FlyingFlowewe
      @FlyingFlowewe ปีที่แล้ว +12

      d a v e

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Gatsby and nick if they killed kids instead of committing vehicular manslaughter:

  • @ghostunknownALT
    @ghostunknownALT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    "we're just two young criminally insane men in western america 💃💃" IM WHEEZING SJAJJAJ

    • @insaneproductions9117
      @insaneproductions9117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes, old sport.

    • @Dave_Miller
      @Dave_Miller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You Guys Got The Timestamp For That?

    • @ghostunknownALT
      @ghostunknownALT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Dave_Miller 8:31

    • @Dave_Miller
      @Dave_Miller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks Old Sport

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Only thing wrong with this video is it’s missing the scene where old sport remembers dave rule on spit roasting.

  • @Insertanynamehere1983
    @Insertanynamehere1983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    "I love that bastard"
    Dave saying that with that ""lovely"" smile is somehow cute.

    • @Insertanynamehere1983
      @Insertanynamehere1983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      2:22
      I can't edit it because NotRealName's heart will disappear if I do so.

  • @BeetrootDude
    @BeetrootDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2983

    2:22
    I like the fact that since he says this
    That implies Jack did that in the last game and lived

    • @glitchlessyt9292
      @glitchlessyt9292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      "YOU'RE ARRESTED, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND TURN AROUND"
      *Dave in the background*
      "DO A FLIP, OLD SPORT"

    • @Viowcro.
      @Viowcro. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      OH MY GOD POTATO MAN!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!

    • @kitniata8752
      @kitniata8752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      wait a second, if you do that in the actual game, you get the spring locked ending, where you turn into like another springtrap

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@kitniata8752 worth it.

    • @Albotextras
      @Albotextras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was an option too

  • @yuvie9588
    @yuvie9588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    3:44
    I just realise the silence of Dave here is because he is thinking who "she" is and at last he figured out it's a meme

    • @Youheeep
      @Youheeep ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lmao

    • @ahmadbintang9697
      @ahmadbintang9697 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      maybe he is thinking about dee since she is the only person that is a woman in dsaf since in the evil ending in dsaf 3 it is revealed that dave murdered dee/the puppet?

    • @Insertanynamehere1983
      @Insertanynamehere1983 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      He was practically holding in his tears, preparing his torture instruments and rewinding last weeks' events in ordering to realize who "she" was until he got it was just a meme.
      I love this scene just because of that. Because jealous Dave.

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      “what the hell does he mean by that”
      “OHHHHHHH”

  • @drearysol
    @drearysol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    I've said this once, I'll say it again.
    Jack and Dave will always share 2 brain cells in each of the bad endings.

    • @theowhite525
      @theowhite525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dayshift at freddy's 3 be like
      😡

    • @drearysol
      @drearysol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theowhite525 i said bad endings

    • @sati_the_swapshit
      @sati_the_swapshit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfhah

    • @dewat..
      @dewat.. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true😅

    • @Xen.Syn06
      @Xen.Syn06 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2? i thought it was half of 1 😭😭

  • @Soundwave-gay
    @Soundwave-gay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    “I

  • @multiverseexpunged4734
    @multiverseexpunged4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "Don't you dare lay a hand on my orange baby."
    Literally me after that: **dying from laughing too much**

    • @S1LLYBUGZ
      @S1LLYBUGZ ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *”Dont ever talk to me or my old sport ever again!!”*

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@S1LLYBUGZ objectively one of the best quotes

  • @PLANT3R
    @PLANT3R ปีที่แล้ว +175

    *_"OH GOD...DAVE'S IN MY ROOM...."_* Best line ever

  • @NorthWestern1919
    @NorthWestern1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4682

    If I recall correctly, one of the logs on the computer says that Dave typed out a document on the computer that just says "Old Sport" 500 times. Sounds like Dave, alright.

    • @notrealnamenotatall2476
      @notrealnamenotatall2476  2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      Yes. XD It's the one with the "should I show Old Sport the box?" question.

    • @NorthWestern1919
      @NorthWestern1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 And of course, Dave eventually does show Old Sport the box in DSaF 3.
      Then the Henry-possessed Jack rips his head off. Jesus Christ, that ending is horrific.

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 My god, I didn't know doggo had this much planned by DSaF 2, especially since he says multiple times in the game itself that DSaF 3 wouldn't happen

    • @NorthWestern1919
      @NorthWestern1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@ic0nic707 Greetings, Steven! Which employee do you plan to frame for children going missing this week?

    • @notrealnamenotatall2476
      @notrealnamenotatall2476  2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It might've been something he set up in case he did a sequel without fully committing to one, because the good ending of DSAF 2 is sort of set up like it could've been the end. Keeping his options open until he decided.

  • @Fake_Charli12623
    @Fake_Charli12623 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    “You hurt me, I’m mad,”
    “You kill me, I’m annoyed”
    “ *But, don’t you DARE lay a hand on my orange baby* .”

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      "Don't talk to me or my old sport ever again."

    • @valennina7965
      @valennina7965 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He didn't even lay a hand on Jack 😭😭 dave just wanted to say that

  • @someonessecondaltaccount6932
    @someonessecondaltaccount6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Love how Dave changes his expression right before it cuts to the next part after sport says "...christ..." Twice

  • @alexisdodoe
    @alexisdodoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    The last part... with Dave's death, just broke my heart so bad

    • @Enzune
      @Enzune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same 💔

    • @Luar8128
      @Luar8128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @Mast3rKK
      @Mast3rKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in multiple ways judging by ur zombified dave pfp

    • @Coolskeleton95644
      @Coolskeleton95644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's nothing wrong with little bit of TRAUMATAZING.

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Coolskeleton95644 didn’t you get beaten my two phones a purple man a orange man and a dog and a living sock puppet all because you thought it would be funny to ruin lives

  • @backslay
    @backslay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    damn, the ending shows how dsaf lore is actually dark.

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      dsaf lore is simultaneously hilarious, depressing and really dark

    • @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377
      @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Garbo_trashcan may i ask for a copypaste of the entire dsaf lore

    • @notdemomantf2294
      @notdemomantf2294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 Won't do a copypaste, but I can give the gist of Dave's story from memory.
      Dave Miller, the Aubergine Man, was born with purple skin and was originally William Afton.
      Abandoned and hated due to his purple skin, he eventually found Dr. Henry Miller's Traveling Circus, where he felt amazed and followed the circus across cities on a path to Las Vegas.
      Eventually, Dr. Miller himself noticied William and semi-adopts him, before the circus is shut down as Henry killed multiple children who went to his shows and blamed it on the lion tamer.
      From there, the two made Fredbear's Family Diner, before a competing restaurant named Freddy's showed up.
      The duo made a game out of killing, with William at Freddy's and Henry at Fredbears. Somewhere around here, Henry tries to kill William with a springlock suit, but William's ghost possesses his own body to try and stay with Henry. Henry finds interest in this and keeps killing William to see what happens, each time causing William to lose some of the sane part of his mind.
      Eventually, they kill a young orphan girl named Dee, who possesses the Puppet, and blame it on Jack, her older brother and nightguard of Fredbear's. Jack gets stuffed by a possessed animatronic and was left in a suit dying by Henry, who walked in to hide a body.
      The Spirit Of Childhood Himself, The Real Fredbear, a realistic bear photoshopped to be gold, have a hat, and have springlocks, revived Jack as a rotting, soulless orange corpse, with a promise from Jack to save the spirits killed by the other two, with as many ailiases as he needs.
      At the same time, Jack's soul comes back as a shadow dog, and traps Henry where nobody could reach him easily, deep in the Flipside.
      William, after the disappearance of Henry, takes his last name and "Davey Jones" to become Dave Miller. He kills kids to try and shut down Freddy's, as revenge for Fredbear's getting bought out by Freddy's, wants to be with Old Sport because it reminds him of killing with Henry, and goes to Vegas often because it's where Henry wanted to go.
      Dave's whole story is that he was vunerable, and ended up being manipulated into becoming a monster by Henry, who saw him as nothing more than a pet.

    • @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377
      @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@notdemomantf2294 sooooooo you are telling me that miller was more than a killer on this history?

    • @notdemomantf2294
      @notdemomantf2294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 Yeah, miller is a killer in DSAF, with a theory that he could make himself immortal by fuaing himself with metal, using the kids he kills as test subjects

  • @LuunaFoxx
    @LuunaFoxx ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The fact that Dave would just ask if Jack had kidnapped the children, INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN xD

  • @beyblader5099
    @beyblader5099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    2:41
    Jack/Old Sport: " *YES* "
    Dave: "Gah! " *Proceeds to get louder* " *DONT DO THAT* "

  • @Court8
    @Court8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    "it wont be long until *you're* next, Dave"
    cool how direct doggo didn't forget about that line, if you know what I mean

  • @MedicalCross
    @MedicalCross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Something that is somewhat scary is how after you get An Ending, Jack keeps that smile. Even more terrifying the characters call that smile out.

    • @JellySandwichSs
      @JellySandwichSs ปีที่แล้ว +17

      " Dave, I'm warning you... "
      " It's only a matter of time before *you're* next. "

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    It's actually amazing how Doggo managed to creat such a wholesome bromance between these 2 lunatics 💀
    Hell, you actually want to help Dave without a second thought just for the bromance, *and Vegas of course*

    • @gisi5276
      @gisi5276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Bromance over romance

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Vegas😩

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That is, unless you’re in it for the pure evil ending.

    • @marcosrodriguez607
      @marcosrodriguez607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *V E G A S*

    • @dizzylimme
      @dizzylimme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dsaf fanart is mainly just ship art of these two doing normal stuff, i wish there was more art of them being insane like canonically at the very least, or of somewhat lesser talked about stuff that happens in the game besides that one ending of the route that was at the end of the video

  • @RandomFunnyGuyOnTheInternet
    @RandomFunnyGuyOnTheInternet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I can just imagine a kid walking up to the person inside a spring lock suit and said "do a flip" and man delivered but dead in the process

  • @3MB3Rx134
    @3MB3Rx134 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Tbh Dave is better written than the actual canon William Afton

  • @noneyabiz5036
    @noneyabiz5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Oh my god, the ending where he goes '' please, dont do this, i love you '' That just makes me emotional-

  • @zitou2170
    @zitou2170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    6:28 love that perfect cut

  • @Charlie_E
    @Charlie_E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I can imagine Dave and Jack driving to Vegas just jamming out to playlists that they made on the dayshift for no reason at all and I think I'm cringe

    • @Dave_Miller
      @Dave_Miller ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We do in fact listen to dsaf playlists in the car on the way to *VEGAS*

    • @gorillaguy5664
      @gorillaguy5664 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nah, that sounds like them. They just start doing the Jim Carrey "What is love?" meme headbop in the car

    • @Charlie_E
      @Charlie_E ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Dave_Miller good for you Dave

    • @KadesKove
      @KadesKove ปีที่แล้ว +15

      no, this is canon.

    • @Dresserchair
      @Dresserchair ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHY CAN I AS WELL

  • @UserSJ71
    @UserSJ71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    3:43
    I said the exact same thing, then went into a silent laughing fit on the floor.

  • @MrPlant-jl9jv
    @MrPlant-jl9jv ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Bloody f-ing hell!! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying, “First item on the agenda, some pre honeymoon fun~ what are you waiting for old sport whip it out!” -Dave Miller 💀🤣

    • @MrPlant-jl9jv
      @MrPlant-jl9jv ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HAHAHA “You hurt me, I’m mad. You kill me I’m annoyed. ~ NEVER LAY A HAND ON MY ORNAGE BABY!!” - also Dave miller 💀💅🏼🤣

    • @Dresserchair
      @Dresserchair ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrPlant-jl9jvMR PLANT?!

  • @zeldamaniac14
    @zeldamaniac14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    These two are so lovely together.

  • @RealSkylerGames
    @RealSkylerGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Old sport:blushes and nods
    Purple guy:I like old sport

  • @moonieland
    @moonieland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I wish to have a friendship like Dave and Old Sport, and I will never be able to be happy until I do...

    • @Lavender_Fox
      @Lavender_Fox ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why hello Dere, moonieland

    • @sproutz5014
      @sproutz5014 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ah yes quite an amazing friendship they have. truly friendly with each other. You could say they're roommates, even.

    • @chmezpolab
      @chmezpolab ปีที่แล้ว +2

      forr eal except for the killing parts

    • @SelectMyCheddar
      @SelectMyCheddar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a bromance

    • @S1LLYBUGZ
      @S1LLYBUGZ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sproutz5014…Oh my god, they were roommates??

  • @Soundwave-gay
    @Soundwave-gay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    I never realized how gay these two were and I’m more happy then ever after watching this

    • @notrealnamenotatall2476
      @notrealnamenotatall2476  2 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      It's only more intense in Dsaf 3. XD Which pretty much makes it blatantly obvious in the good route too instead of just the evil one.

    • @Soundwave-gay
      @Soundwave-gay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      True true

    • @katyrosy124
      @katyrosy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I'm not even half way through the video and I got that cue as well lol

    • @theguywiththeoldds3896
      @theguywiththeoldds3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said something about spit roasting a hooker, whenever specified if it was a chick or a dick.

    • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat
      @crow_in_a_trenchcoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 directdoggo tries to lead us on the good routes by giving us a bromance with Dave much like a Minecraft player leads a cow with wheat

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Knowing DSAF, there’d probably be some much goofier stuff like the Dave Miller Style “Eggplant Punch”, and the fact he actually calls himself Aubergine man.

  • @Charliewarlie3
    @Charliewarlie3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    1:09 The way Dave just- EMERGES

    • @sideways_chip_eater6420
      @sideways_chip_eater6420 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My headcanon is that he was hiding under the bed

    • @kiddiestranglerr
      @kiddiestranglerr ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm ALWAYS there to stalk Sportsy while he sleeps.

    • @kiiratonin
      @kiiratonin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@sideways_chip_eater6420my headcannon is that he was sleeping right next to sportsy

    • @sideways_chip_eater6420
      @sideways_chip_eater6420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@kiiratonin imagine if he was still laying there during the conversation he just looks like he's standing there because game mechanic

    • @kiiratonin
      @kiiratonin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sideways_chip_eater6420 LOL

  • @fireirisdoesart
    @fireirisdoesart ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I wanted to download the game and learn the lore myself but I’m concerned what my parents would see if the walk in on me with an 8bit purple guy on my screen saying “Whip it out” 😭

    • @twinfantasytowers
      @twinfantasytowers ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is my exact issue, I have been confronted watching a DDLC playthrough when I was like 8 even though they never saw me doing it, which has left me with constant paranoia that I’m constantly being watched. On and offline, but just especially on, so I’m afraid what they’d say if I got caught playing funny purple guy shitpost gay game. 💀

  • @M4R14N4_XD
    @M4R14N4_XD ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I SWEAR I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERYTIME HE SAYS "OLD SPOÆRT" 💀💀💀

  • @zenoluvswof9936
    @zenoluvswof9936 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love to think that the slight mess ups in Dave's voice are canon, like his voice is genuinely just, like that lol (Like when he's sleep deprived, his voice messes up on the word "plum")

  • @Gameytarsier62
    @Gameytarsier62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Dave and Sportsy truly have wholesome moments!

  • @prismatic9836
    @prismatic9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    2:08 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

  • @ega1324
    @ega1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I like how every time you say crist in the bedroom his face just *sags*

  • @Ganbre14
    @Ganbre14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I usually dont shipp characters but my god these two are adorable together lol

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a funky little aro who typically can’t stand ship art, same

  • @huh217
    @huh217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I’m going to hold this video and cherish this video for the rest of my life god bless I wish nothing but happiness and joy upon you

    • @huh217
      @huh217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh the fucking ending . Oka y

  • @frogfelloww
    @frogfelloww ปีที่แล้ว +18

    what a fine pair of FRIENDS that would NEVER have a ROMANTIC interest in each other. right? surely he doesn’t mention that he loves jack multiple times!!! SURELY!

  • @Dog21831
    @Dog21831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    0:47 BRO HOW HE BENDING THE SUIT LIKE THAT

  • @chaotic_ourple
    @chaotic_ourple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    My ass literally cried at one of the bad endings i love these two so much

  • @kcatjade7526
    @kcatjade7526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Is anyone else reading phone guy’s quotes in a teenage boy's voice because of Dawko?

    • @alladox8925
      @alladox8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yup

    • @gatchafnaf2789
      @gatchafnaf2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same here

    • @IamDefinetlyaBagel
      @IamDefinetlyaBagel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope, sometimes I just read them in my own voice or take his boicelines and make a custom voice in my head for him.

    • @bunnymaninc
      @bunnymaninc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't see Scott with another voice... Strangly I think Dawko one suites him good.

  • @IamDefinetlyaBagel
    @IamDefinetlyaBagel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "gah. *DON'T DO THAT.* "

  • @jonathanthebigredengine
    @jonathanthebigredengine ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:45 *Dave Defending His Orange Baby*

  • @sproutz5014
    @sproutz5014 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    3:10 is honestly one of my favourite moments in the series lmao

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I may have shot a man... I also got the beers, old sport!

    • @screech..
      @screech.. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "H E L L Y E A H, crackin' open a cold one with old sport"

  • @magnesiumrice8583
    @magnesiumrice8583 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the way he says the bit at 5:57 kills me every time. i didn’t know a text to speech bot could have such great line delivery

  • @anondoesntexist8532
    @anondoesntexist8532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:57 here u go

  • @Electro_Clown
    @Electro_Clown ปีที่แล้ว +18

    They're an old married couple and no one can tell me otherwise

  • @oldsport1238
    @oldsport1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    0:01 we created something really beautiful

    • @savaratte
      @savaratte ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We really did ^^

    • @megistus.
      @megistus. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@savarattewatafak are you talking about michael-

    • @savaratte
      @savaratte ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@megistus. excuse me I’m purple🙄

    • @megistus.
      @megistus. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@savaratte THAT'S NOT YOU IT'S DAVE, also your a bear wannabe

    • @savaratte
      @savaratte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@megistus. nuh uh that’s a bear mask to cover my rotting skin 😎

  • @genericidiotll
    @genericidiotll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    ALMOST ALL DAVE VOICE LINES FROM THIS. 0:00 - 0:04 "I think we can make somethin really beautiful together, old sport " 0:07 " hello there, old sport" 0:12 " have you abducted them yet " 0:21 " okay okay I was just asking" 0:27 " how about now" 0:36" fine fine I get it" 0:45 " I'm really enjoying our time together , old sport 0:55 "jeez fine well just do it together " 1:14 SLEEPY DAVE " why hello there old sport" SLEEPY DAVE 1:25 "oh since about 4am" 1:34 SLEEPY DAVE "don't be shy old sport" NORMAL DAVE 1:46"ill help you get suited up 1:51 "there you look fantastic old sport" 1:57 The last guy I worked for tried that on old sport " 2:21 " the f*cker tried to do a flip in a spring lock suit" 2:26 I love that b*stard" 2:30" I never liked him old sport" 2:43 "Gah DONT DO THAT " 3:10 "I may have shot a man but I also got the beers ya want one" 3:25 "HELLLLLL YEEEAAAAHHHH" 3:31 SLEEPY DAVE "good first item on the agenda let's have some pre honey moon fun" 3:35" well what are you waiting for old sport whip it out "( he meant his phone you effing creeps) 3:54 NORMAL DAVE old sport what's up whats with that orange grimace ya have goin on 4:06 oh is that right old sport I dont like that 4:12.since day one you've been a right thorn in my side 4:17 try'na kill me try'na fire me try'na get rid of me 4:30 I'm. Big boy Scott that I can take 4:35 but yesterday evening you fired old sport 4:44 "you hurt me I'm mad you kill me I'm annoyed but don't you DARE LAY A HAND ON MY ORANGE BABY" 4:54 don't talk to me or my old sport ever again 4:59 oh aubergine was my father 6:06 go to work and go terrorize phoney 6:32 I'll call you later old sport 6:40 he's here Scott you didn't think I came here alone did you 6:47 OLD SPORT get in here 6:56 I'm so proud of him 7:09 that's my boy 7:25 I like old sport , phoney he's a swell guy 8:01 he is my monster phoney

    • @genericidiotll
      @genericidiotll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ok this took me a while but I wanna say if ur gonna rp as dave u could use this but I know some stuff was left out but there

    • @Dave_Miller
      @Dave_Miller ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@genericidiotll Thank you, this must have taken a long time

  • @sketchpad191
    @sketchpad191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    these two are fruity asf and im here for it

  • @ElTheTraveller
    @ElTheTraveller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I know I should play these games for several reasons:
    1. Made by DirectDogman, I love his work with Dial Town too
    2. It's FNAF fangames, and I love FNAF, it was my childhood
    3. They were made in RPG Maker, and that's a skill
    4. This shi- is as queerplatonic/romantic as it can be, but it's still wholesome in a dark and twisted way, just my thing
    5. "Aubergine" and "Old Sport"
    6. I actually learnt new phrases and words in English watching DirectDogman games, and it's cool

  • @jonathanthebigredengine
    @jonathanthebigredengine ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:34 according to Google, In Slang, Gravy Is When something is good, like a pleasant job or your current feeling, you may describe it as "gravy."

  • @thefan4043
    @thefan4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    i love how its acually true Dave has crush on him, creator said Dave is platonic of Jack.

    • @g00g1ty00gity
      @g00g1ty00gity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what.
      how can a crush be platonic?

    • @thefan4043
      @thefan4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@g00g1ty00gity
      I'm not sure about Jack have crush on Dave. Also creator said: "i left them as platonic."

    • @g00g1ty00gity
      @g00g1ty00gity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thefan4043
      ohhh okay thanks, man

    • @thefan4043
      @thefan4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Glowlo💡 yeah i know.

  • @twinfantasytowers
    @twinfantasytowers ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The player in these clips always picking the nicest option as if it’s a dating sim is so real

  • @Jevil-Gun
    @Jevil-Gun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I may have shot a man" This one made me laugh and I don't know why

  • @EmelyCMarquez
    @EmelyCMarquez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I’ve been waiting for someone to make this for so long. Thank you 🙏🙏

    • @notrealnamenotatall2476
      @notrealnamenotatall2476  2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You're very welcome! 8D I might make a second one depending on if I can find enough moments in DSAF 3.

    • @silviavaliente4551
      @silviavaliente4551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@notrealnamenotatall2476 Oh, please do! Who knows how much stuff I have missed solely on that exclusive Dave commentary in the Flipside. We will all be thankful ^^

  • @savannahthomson8074
    @savannahthomson8074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:37
    When he said whip it out
    jack thought it was a joke

  • @the8626
    @the8626 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "they were very good friends"

  • @jackwoofedtoohard7524
    @jackwoofedtoohard7524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    gay pixels

  • @diseased_walrus
    @diseased_walrus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how throughout the entirety of the 3 game long franchise, dave only showers ONCE.

  • @hyakuyonjuni
    @hyakuyonjuni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ah yes, I remember this game.

  • @rustyhunt4112
    @rustyhunt4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I think old sport likes Dave 1:55

  • @kingaxolotl842
    @kingaxolotl842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I don't want to talk about that moment 5:02

  • @haydenkehoe2645
    @haydenkehoe2645 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dave keeps saying old sport in most of his lines (if not 95%) and i love it

  • @bluebutterfly3556
    @bluebutterfly3556 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is proof that davesport is canon.

  • @HowWasTheFalll
    @HowWasTheFalll ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I feel bad for shipping 2 serial killers, BUT THEY'RE SO ADORABLE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

  • @N3Selina
    @N3Selina 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i really love the osts they picked for this game series. makes the games even better

  • @conejitoburrito6526
    @conejitoburrito6526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Yes I love these two!!!!

  • @MelonCat-III
    @MelonCat-III 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the *"DON'T DO THAT"* with the oversaturated new york ai voice was hilarous

  • @V3MPSKULLIES
    @V3MPSKULLIES ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:07 is awesome tbh

  • @Eden_9913
    @Eden_9913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I swear
    Dave have something for old sport that’s more than he’s old sport

  • @lambsyy
    @lambsyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:47 i want to see what Dave says if Jack says bae

    • @leniviypelmen1215
      @leniviypelmen1215 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i may be late, but he just says "Go out there and start luring kiddins!"

    • @cinnamonbeanbaby444
      @cinnamonbeanbaby444 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leniviypelmen1215what about when he chooses the other option

  • @caramel9154
    @caramel9154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    man that editing at the end is great. You have the skills to make a convincing trailer

  • @lazyvincy13666
    @lazyvincy13666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just recently played through DSaF 1&2, and I ship it so hard-
    Like, the chemistry’s there alright.

  • @Mynameistotallynotabadword
    @Mynameistotallynotabadword ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He's my monster....and hes a pretty fine monster at that!"

  • @mako1717
    @mako1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    happy pride month to jack and dave specifically 🧡💜

    • @Butfrixker69
      @Butfrixker69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No we are not gay we are friends

    • @mako1717
      @mako1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@Butfrixker69 "we are gay" - dave miller

    • @PinkYellowBlue
      @PinkYellowBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Butfrixker69 are you sure about that

    • @katyrosy124
      @katyrosy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PinkYellowBlue lol

    • @katyrosy124
      @katyrosy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Butfrixker69 yeah totally mhm

  • @cry1ngch1Id
    @cry1ngch1Id 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “I’m a big boy” IM CRYING😭😭😭

  • @MilkChocolate-dc7wd
    @MilkChocolate-dc7wd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Whip it out” got me dying

  • @Lever200
    @Lever200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the dayshift series is my favorite fangame series of all time, dave and jack are awsome there beautiful games

  • @azimuddin1890
    @azimuddin1890 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This brings back memories from 2016.

  • @YHelloThereOldSport
    @YHelloThereOldSport 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the way he says old sport constantly and just the way he talks in general

  • @creepersammyb2926
    @creepersammyb2926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    dave and jack are lgbtq+ icons

  • @ДаАга-х6к
    @ДаАга-х6к 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Chief, that was good, thank you so much

  • @justyournormaltherian
    @justyournormaltherian หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I CANT WITH THE VOICE GLITCHES BRO
    3:24 "HEÆÆLL ŸĒÆÆH" -aubergine man

  • @ch40zch40z
    @ch40zch40z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    they're more than homies i swear to fucking god

  • @fxy.br0
    @fxy.br0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i love the
    "hes my monster, phone-face""
    "AND HES A DAMN FINE MONSTER AT THAT!!"

  • @death_eye-r8z
    @death_eye-r8z ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “ *dont touch my orange baby 😡* “ .

  • @catmaster1046
    @catmaster1046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this game and it's so hilarious what Dave says

  • @pixart_king
    @pixart_king 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Jack and Dave are just the cutest couple

  • @nvagn
    @nvagn ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i just love these games and how hilarious, dark or weird they can get