UPDATE CORNER: Paul Speaks Out

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @skibbyflonk
    @skibbyflonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7742

    when paul was told “here comes the airplane” as a baby i guess he took it the really, really wrong way

    • @danivaav
      @danivaav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      OMG, I love these comments

    • @dappa.992
      @dappa.992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This comment is underrated.. 😔
      Even if it was only a few hours ago, I don’t care, dammit

    • @pjdj117
      @pjdj117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pls help bring attention to international IGCSE students that have to do the british exam, while UK themselves aren't doing it. Help us cancel this exam for the safety of all students. Tweet them @CambridgeInt and sign this petition chng.it/DhCwCXkLg4 #cambridgeisoverparty

    • @emmy6807
      @emmy6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AHAHAHAHA FAVORITE COMMENT EVER FUDIKFRHJKH BN CRYINGGG

    • @honieworldtv5875
      @honieworldtv5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hubby Dubby idk what I love more, your comment or the fact that your pfp is Kedamono

  • @montanarose4622
    @montanarose4622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6893

    Bro imagine getting so deep into your spiral of lies that you LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FIT THE NARRATIVE W H A T

    • @samanthaoboyle2316
      @samanthaoboyle2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      onision jr.

    • @glamourski
      @glamourski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yum

    • @nhizu
      @nhizu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      that is extreme commitment

    • @AshleyFromTX
      @AshleyFromTX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Samantha O'Boyle who’s that?

    • @lunar..eclipse
      @lunar..eclipse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@AshleyFromTX god I wish I was still living in a time where I didn't know Onision

  • @audrasmith181
    @audrasmith181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4565

    Paul/Troy is rubbing his lil plane eating hands together like
    “Yesssss Danny’s knees will suffer when I post this bs”

    • @UnsleeperAgent
      @UnsleeperAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm sorry I can't like this it's at 69 already

    • @hermioneabcedegerida292
      @hermioneabcedegerida292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that’s probably his plan

    • @UnsleeperAgent
      @UnsleeperAgent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kellie6992 may Danny bless your soul you kind citizens

    • @HappyandUnseen
      @HappyandUnseen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i frikin forgot about that!!!!

    • @angelinatang8634
      @angelinatang8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol It says that u commented this comment 36 min ago but the replies are from an hour ago

  • @katherine1124
    @katherine1124 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    coming back to this 3 years later i feel like we didn't appreciate what an insane situation this was. what the fuck, paul

    • @moonriverinc7896
      @moonriverinc7896 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      No yeah this was a wild moment in time for sure why did he do this

    • @melaniegonzalez8316
      @melaniegonzalez8316 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      same like wtf😭😭

    • @fluffybunchy
      @fluffybunchy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg I saw him on ig reels so I decided to come back and watch these and wow… that situation was actually so crazy

    • @BelleDraws-i5d
      @BelleDraws-i5d 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      It's also been 2 years since I've watched this and I forgot why he changed his name. What did he do again? Something about stealing money? Lol

    • @R3DP0NDAA
      @R3DP0NDAA 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      fr like WHAT

  • @emilysyoutubechannel2259
    @emilysyoutubechannel2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3060

    Saying “it’s just a role, I’m just an actor” is “it’s just a prank bro” levels of taking ownership for your actions

    • @paulamanning5053
      @paulamanning5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah, he’s literally *not* taking responsibility for his actions and apologizing, that’s why so many people are against him right now.

    • @sage9662
      @sage9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is so true that i dont know how to feel about it

    • @lucaleone4331
      @lucaleone4331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Its just a prank HAN!"

    • @gregoryjohnson7043
      @gregoryjohnson7043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The name change i could care less about everyone does it. First rule of social media dont use your real name. Now stop me if im wrong but when i was growing up when myspace and old youtube were still a thing that was the rules. Now scamming mfs now thats wrong af

    • @TheImaginaryDemon
      @TheImaginaryDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My birthday is in 6 days

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511
    @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2174

    He didn’t rent the plane, he bought it so he could eat it later.

    • @neonpancakes4184
      @neonpancakes4184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Basically the female version Of Steven Universe i know this is random, but i love ur pfp and ur name!! su fandom ❤️

    • @natalieo.6874
      @natalieo.6874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I just started the video, and I’m confused and scared.

    • @murdering.
      @murdering. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Natalie O. ME TOO

    • @yungfruitsalad1401
      @yungfruitsalad1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve watched literally every single episode of Steven Universe up until the final one before Steven Universe Future and I can say with all honesty that the show was amazing in the parts where it wasn’t full of fillers that stopped the story from progressing for the the sake of supposed character development and when Rebecca Sugar wasn’t so focused on making the show about LGBTQ representation that it worsened the quality of the show. I haven’t watched any of the current episodes so how is it?

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrNoobHacksYT
      They were going to share the plane with the other plane-eating Russian spies.

  • @user-yr4ii8im3o
    @user-yr4ii8im3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    The "I'm an actor" excuse is the same one that Onision uses, it holds no bearing and means nothing. It's just backpedaling so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Same with the "playing a character" shtick TH-camrs also trot put when they do something wrong. So are they always playing a charqcter who acts like them except they do morally dubious things.

    • @natsu2740
      @natsu2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fox yea and Onision is bat shit crazy and everyone knows that, but he still try’s to say he is just acting

    • @natsu2740
      @natsu2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlotte Soland a guy who touches kids and is basically insane at this point. He also screams at people a lot about not understanding him

  • @mollyrahtz
    @mollyrahtz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Can't believe that the tv show "Lost" was inspired by the true story of Paul Zimmer eating a plane and causing it to crash into Hawaii (despite the show coming out in 2004). Truly a master of his craft.

  • @bgcvids8006
    @bgcvids8006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14588

    Everybody sayin that flights stoppin because Coronavirus, it’s actually just Paul eatin all the planes

    • @veronicat3932
      @veronicat3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      #paulzimmereatsplanes #павелзиммерпожираетсамолёты

    • @nyalpiers7203
      @nyalpiers7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ikr

    • @robbie3732
      @robbie3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      fr bro😳😳😳

    • @cailey1847
      @cailey1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LGC Vids! I just started watching the video and I am so confused

    • @jannelundgren1824
      @jannelundgren1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Paul eats the planes

  • @abbyemrich4572
    @abbyemrich4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2575

    “He decided to start doing his hair differently to show he changed” has the same energy as “and he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed” from the John Mulaney special.

    • @kianar210
      @kianar210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ahh yes, batman.

    • @gwenissooooocool
      @gwenissooooocool 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can someone like so we can get to 666 likes

    • @MiaValla
      @MiaValla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh Batman. BEATS WORKIN

    • @abbyemrich4572
      @abbyemrich4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mia WDW Phan which is not something you want to hear from a heath care professional

    • @skullpunk475
      @skullpunk475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “It’s the one thing you can’t replace”

  • @trashcan3537
    @trashcan3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20095

    If Paul wanted to be believable, he should have asked Danny, his Drew character is so good!

    • @laiqa1559
      @laiqa1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Megan OwO lmaooo

    • @senseiimmandi
      @senseiimmandi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

      Don't even get me started on their different faces! How the heck does Danny do that? It's so believable!

    • @wribbyvideos
      @wribbyvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      a yeah, and he tried convincing us that they arent the same person by making a whole song about it, which was obviously fake

    • @johnnyblades5424
      @johnnyblades5424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      No I think it's Drew's Danny character

    • @slaycationnation
      @slaycationnation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      a, you’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders

  • @blavastly
    @blavastly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    Danny not noticing that in the "psychopath" TikTok he put the glasses up by touching the glass confirms that he is someone who would do that and I am scared.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I’m so glad someone else pointed that out 😂

    • @ProjectWarpZone
      @ProjectWarpZone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That was probably the point of the TikTok and Danny just ignored it. That is pretty scary

    • @oldgoat381
      @oldgoat381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thank God I'm not alone

    • @Treewithmultiplecolors
      @Treewithmultiplecolors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What’s wrong with that?

    • @cheesesupremedoritos8008
      @cheesesupremedoritos8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@Treewithmultiplecolors because it gets finger prints on the lenses and then you can see the finger print and you have to clean your glasses. It’s really annoying lol

  • @animaol
    @animaol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8060

    Danny: “I've been sitting here on my knees”
    Or in other words... *_kneeling_*

    • @lindamukarakate7511
      @lindamukarakate7511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      damn I just realized kneeling has the word knees in it

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@lindamukarakate7511 That's so deep 🔥🔥🔥

    • @PequenoGiant
      @PequenoGiant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Breaking news: Danny has broken his knees

    • @aurora2061
      @aurora2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@ArtisticallySpoken you can't spell kneeling without knee.. 😔✋

    • @cora-nation7596
      @cora-nation7596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      aurora true 😳

  • @Lovelyclarii
    @Lovelyclarii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3977

    At this point, “Troy Becker” can’t be said without “I’m an actor”...

    • @theherbdoctor
      @theherbdoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clari hi

    • @goose3566
      @goose3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i feel bad for anyone else named Troy Becker lol

    • @morganbryant3204
      @morganbryant3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Troy I'm an actor Becker

    • @Superstar-sw5iy
      @Superstar-sw5iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just like Bob Vance; Vance Refrigeration

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I just thought of something...
      If "Troy I'm an actor Becker"
      Is "16" doesn't that mean his videos from 2014 are when he was like 10-11years old 🤔
      Like... clearly he's lying
      Sure mentally they were definitely little kids but the way they looked was definitely not a 10 year old
      Case closed

  • @caseygibson7266
    @caseygibson7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11335

    He's a dude pretending to be a dude playing another dude.

  • @earth2ravenn
    @earth2ravenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Troy/Paul reminds me of that long and exaggerated excuse you give your 6th grade math teacher when you forgot your homework

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can’t remember who wrote it, but I once read a poem about a kid who was kidnapped, but at the end it turns out the kid is just make up an excuse for being late for school. Paul’s complicated story feels like that.

  • @lettuce674
    @lettuce674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6249

    "I am Paul"
    "And I am Troy"
    "And we are not the same person"

  • @morganmarsh1276
    @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5238

    *he* didn't scam people Danny, that was the *other* Paul you see, he is *Troy*

    • @nayugarcemei6346
      @nayugarcemei6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Lmao why did i read this with peppapigs accent😂😂😂

    • @theredhat3508
      @theredhat3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @milo3766
      @milo3766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Pippa Peg no sweetie you're Pippa Peg.

    • @habibaplays9706
      @habibaplays9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get it

  • @ronjalarsen6247
    @ronjalarsen6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5907

    The only reason I belive danny is more then 15 years old is because he hurts his knees in the update corner.

    • @vexoz7933
      @vexoz7933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      So 16

    • @dresha8026
      @dresha8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Okay but mine have hurt since I was like 13😂

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dresha802 k

    • @Studios-ij7gh
      @Studios-ij7gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also he is married

    • @tobikms1709
      @tobikms1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Studios-ij7gh could be fake like that one Daniel girl

  • @surrealrosalynd
    @surrealrosalynd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "HE WAS TROY THE WHOLE TIME!?" is still the funniest thing

  • @imfam0use
    @imfam0use 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4281

    plot twist: *danny is secretly paul who is also troy who is still paul, who is also a russian spy who eats planes*

    • @fl3m1n9o4
      @fl3m1n9o4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      *and is also Drew Gooden*

    • @TenkoLunar
      @TenkoLunar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And kurtis

    • @pent916
      @pent916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      and gabe from the office

    • @fnGaming-ph3lg
      @fnGaming-ph3lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wich means danny is a russian spy that eats planes 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @lol-bu3nr
      @lol-bu3nr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      plot twist: everyone is just danny

  • @abbigailpile64
    @abbigailpile64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9304

    UPDATE: Paul has been since arrested because he was caught sneaking onto a plane without a ticket and ripping up the seats and eating it, ripping the wings off MID-AIR, and swallowing it whole.

    • @Whoops.Allgone
      @Whoops.Allgone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      @@annette8844 yum yum plane cronch

    • @hardyorange
      @hardyorange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Well that doesn't make any sense; Danny said Paul only eats them in small bites!

    • @alexcat6141
      @alexcat6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      You* had us in the first half ngl

    • @user-mq8ci2il8s
      @user-mq8ci2il8s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Whoops.Allgone ahaha plane crash go BRRRRRR

    • @tinymegazell6060
      @tinymegazell6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@hardyorange he was getting starved because of quarantine and had to take matters into his own hands

  • @CarronBarboza
    @CarronBarboza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6467

    The only 25 year old that looks 16 I’ll ever follow is Danny.

    • @potatowatermelon3858
      @potatowatermelon3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Carron Barboza I cant like it cause it’s at 69 so take this comment as a like

    • @dogshit8565
      @dogshit8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ok

    • @lanajane778
      @lanajane778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      n o h e l o o k s t w e l v e

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Don't diss Drew Golden like that... Oh wait. He's just Danny's other persona. Frick. Carry on.

    • @leratokubyana7266
      @leratokubyana7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

  • @genesiscda4847
    @genesiscda4847 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I hate hearing someone say “my truth.” There’s no such thing as “my truth” or “your truth.” It’s either THE truth or it isn’t.

    • @alexanderreynolds6018
      @alexanderreynolds6018 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Well, if you really wanted to get into it, "I have brown hair" is true for me and therefore my truth, but not true of someone who has blonde hair, for whom "I have blonde hair" would be their truth
      Ppl only ever use that phrase to just lie and be shitty though so I hate it too

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, it’s a good way to sound like you’re lying :P

    • @abigailking3873
      @abigailking3873 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@alexanderreynolds6018 I think of it more as if you say "I have brown hair," then my point of view is "You have brown hair," making it the same statement from two different minds, and the same truth from both

  • @sarcasticnotsad5155
    @sarcasticnotsad5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    *Conspiracy theory:* Danny was kidnapped on vacation and replaced with a russian spy.
    And he’s trying to cover up the fact that he eats planes.

    • @air9159
      @air9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      phat phacts

    • @mestlucy
      @mestlucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nico Hollow true true 😂

    • @theMoosecow
      @theMoosecow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the kidnaper is the game master

    • @mestlucy
      @mestlucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You might be onto something.... 😂

    • @cthonautical
      @cthonautical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the russians planted spy danny after realizing real danny couldn't get home from vacation after eating the plane. he gave them an opening!

  • @kathleenpark1943
    @kathleenpark1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    He reminds me of Ryan Howard from the office saying “I’m so sorry, but that was the old me” and Kevin was like ok can I have my money back tho and he was like “you should ask the old me”

    • @weeeeeehhh443
      @weeeeeehhh443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      or when andy goes by drew when he comes back from anger management

    • @latinmoses8417
      @latinmoses8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just finished the office, it’s a really good show lol, 10/10

    • @echofairy
      @echofairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is a perfect summary of him lol

  • @bbeeboyy8878
    @bbeeboyy8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4631

    Honestly this is just kinda sad, this dude just keeps digging a deeper hole as he continues lying. It would've been so easy to just apologize, take a break, and then come back with a clean slate

    • @moleicester9714
      @moleicester9714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah.Anyway Iam ur 100th comment ongat

    • @tomlaprise8655
      @tomlaprise8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @nina._.
      @nina._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      I agree. Danny just needs to admit that he really is Drew

    • @differentboy9697
      @differentboy9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He thrashed his best friend with whom he started in TH-cam so that can tell you a lot of Paul

    • @justyournormalemogirl3298
      @justyournormalemogirl3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nina._. we need to start a petition

  • @ColdFusionClub
    @ColdFusionClub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    It took him 5 years to find out perfection doesn’t exist

    • @eesr
      @eesr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr tho

  • @prachiadapwar8149
    @prachiadapwar8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "I will try to upload more because You guys must be bored at home..."
    Thats like the most caring thing anyone has ever said to me...

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5457

    This whole ass situation reminds me of the 12 year old authors at wattpad who tries too hard to make plot twists

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      When I was twelve, my friends and I would write purposely weird Wattpad stories for each other to read, and even they were better than this lol.

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Has "11 year old tryna write a sex scene" vibes.

    • @AmyYdoesntlikehandles
      @AmyYdoesntlikehandles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oof well I make fics on wattpad and I’m 16
      My fics are actually good though,but my old ones that I made when I was 13 are really bad

    • @imsleepdeprived1847
      @imsleepdeprived1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :)

    • @odettemim42
      @odettemim42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AmyYdoesntlikehandles @SincerelyTreebros?

  • @KaisTestKitchen1
    @KaisTestKitchen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    The title should be: "Danny Gonzalez destroys his knees for 16 minutes"

    • @nibz3902
      @nibz3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *40

    • @chaoticgood936
      @chaoticgood936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We gotta get this man a pillow

    • @highflying1551
      @highflying1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kyle Hahn are we sure he’s not just really short, and is trying to pretend like he has legs?

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um....

    • @Mel-lb3zo
      @Mel-lb3zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Eddy Burback energy

  • @isthisnecessary7880
    @isthisnecessary7880 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I know this is 3 years later but who's gonna tell Danny tiny chairs exist?

  • @henny4078
    @henny4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    Wait, so is he trying to say that he was actually an 11 year old pretending to be a 17/18 year old in the old youtube videos? Does he know what an 11 year old is?

    • @brockolli1538
      @brockolli1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Ayo but he eats airplanes

    • @fizzycat3506
      @fizzycat3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I knew he was a Russian spy

    • @tahurahossain6012
      @tahurahossain6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And Russian spies always appear older when 11.

    • @theherbdoctor
      @theherbdoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @lauren1230
      @lauren1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Henny does he even know what normal is?

  • @blutarchmann7113
    @blutarchmann7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8152

    “Paul Zimmer has existed since 2014” damn he’s 6

    • @sheilaramos9181
      @sheilaramos9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

      A 6 year old Russian spy who eats planes
      *interesting*

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      If he is sixteen now, he was ten or eleven during Exclamation Point.

    • @reneebroski
      @reneebroski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Cheese Cheese hmmm
      *interesting*

    • @tanishajenaaa6397
      @tanishajenaaa6397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No he isn’t six my little cousin was born in 2015 and she is four

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Tanisha Jenaaa yeah, and your cousin’s fifth birthday is this year.

  • @thelexicon7294
    @thelexicon7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5365

    So basically:
    Everyone: Troy Becker is Paul Zimmer!
    Paul Zimmer: *Uno reverse card*

    • @sinner9192
      @sinner9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why tf does this only have 14 likes?

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      252 now

    • @lalookhan1868
      @lalookhan1868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zr4875 it's now 251

    • @_becky_ym3583
      @_becky_ym3583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lalookhan1868 now 482 likes

    • @HydraVenus
      @HydraVenus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sinner9192 509 now

  • @themadmaddog
    @themadmaddog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The dislikes are from Danny's knees

  • @lea.h.joergensen
    @lea.h.joergensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    Whenever Paul goes to a restaurant:
    Waiter: How's your food?
    Paul: Eh, it's a little pLANE

    • @crinnp
      @crinnp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean, surely little planes are easier to eat.

    • @dk-hq8ul
      @dk-hq8ul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      open wide here comes an airplane

    • @dspaz
      @dspaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol good one

    • @lea.h.joergensen
      @lea.h.joergensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dspaz ty

    • @dspaz
      @dspaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lea.h.joergensen :D

  • @harambaethegorilla7875
    @harambaethegorilla7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10512

    When he was a toddler and his parents went “here comes the airplane” they weren’t playin

  • @noodlerdoodler
    @noodlerdoodler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4150

    obviously he used the name PAUL ZIMMER as a stage name to protect his identity just like danny uses the stage name DREW GOODEN

    • @soappacket2342
      @soappacket2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah but Troy Becker isn't his real name either 🤣 Paul is his real first name tho

    • @AidenPremium
      @AidenPremium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Danny Gooden

    • @omniboy3627
      @omniboy3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Actually he legally changed his name to danny, but it's Kurtis Conner really

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omniboy3627 Amigo br, agora eu tô cafusa. Não sei nem mais quem é quem nessa bagaça 😂😂😂😂

    • @hamburgerbroz6439
      @hamburgerbroz6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why did you capitalize this like Homestuck

  • @kamaobit
    @kamaobit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I don't know why but the way Paul talks and explains stuff makes me so inexplicably angry like his entire existence is the epitome of gaslighting

  • @gracelewis9886
    @gracelewis9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3058

    If “tRoY” is 16 now, wouldn’t that mean he was 10 years old in his first videos..? Hmm idk something doesn’t add up

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He would be 12

    • @ayn_700
      @ayn_700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      No, he would be 11 cause now "he is 16" and 5 years ago he is 11.

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He’s a July baby. His birthday hasn’t come yet.

    • @sydneiaesthetics4965
      @sydneiaesthetics4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You’d be surprised with all the 12 year olds on my timeline on TikTok

    • @maddiegrace3342
      @maddiegrace3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Danielle Cohn but 100x worse.

  • @theguywhogetsyourreference2720
    @theguywhogetsyourreference2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11610

    UPDATE: Paul just broke into my house and ate my little brother's Lego airplane. He said he did it because he's Troy, and *unlike Paul* he only eats toy airplanes, but I think he did it because there are no more real airplanes. He ate them all.

    • @sano8172
      @sano8172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      im sorry you and your brother had to go through that. stay strong g. 💯🙏🏻

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      paul becker boke into my ouse aswell😔😔...we hid in the pantry when we herd him break in....he foond us 😨😨and tied us up to the ceral boxes(which were all 10 fet tall)........he prid off all of the door hinges😟😟 and ate them in front of us😱😱...........
      he left then nd we tgougt we were safe😅😅😅😅........but then😥😥..........he drov into kitchen from the vindow in my dads orange taxii😬😬 and started......... to speak in russan😱😱😱😩😩😣😖😵he then left.......for good.............we cal police ounce we were sure he was gone.......whn they arrive they told us how lcky we were😔😔and tha mny other victoms of troy zimmer werent so fortuneate😪😪......i am so graterful i made it oot alive😇😇😇and that traul didnt hurt my famiky(who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters) and tat he didnt steel our plain(ve keept it in the refrigerator) thxnk yoi to everyone who shars theyre story🤩🤩🤩🤩you are al so brav🥰🥰☺🥰🥰😚😚🥳🥳🥳SHOUTOUT TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

    • @aurora_sleeping_beauty_
      @aurora_sleeping_beauty_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Did he get bigger in size and also stronger?
      (Did you get the reference?)

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@SM-qv2om "who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters" are you a hamster aswell?

    • @lolok6338
      @lolok6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Damn dude.. sorry you went through that 😞🤌

  • @thediamondstewyt8260
    @thediamondstewyt8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3806

    Paul Zimmer is actually Morgz’s mom.

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This is the only sensical explanation

    • @miss_B_
      @miss_B_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OMG THIS COMMENT REALLY GOT ME XDDDDDD

    • @anitanaseer1007
      @anitanaseer1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hellz yes

    • @nurhakimiazlan5256
      @nurhakimiazlan5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How _do_ you pronounce "morgz's"

    • @minimaximus30
      @minimaximus30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s a twist...

  • @irism7420
    @irism7420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Maybe “Troy Becker ” decided to become Paul Zimmer when he was 16 so while he was Paul Zimmer he was frozen in time only to become Troy Becker again and be 16.

  • @debasnata
    @debasnata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2316

    I haven't seen any comments about this so I'mma say this:
    *_Danny wear a yellow shirt today_*

    • @tomatopotatu8137
      @tomatopotatu8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg

    • @sharms_silly
      @sharms_silly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No joke I just realized after reading this

    • @kit2186
      @kit2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sharms_silly same

    • @Foggydoggy
      @Foggydoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dang it, I was just about to comment this

    • @kikilena8242
      @kikilena8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what

  • @cjmcpe
    @cjmcpe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    Nonono he’s still pretending to be 16, he’s saying that the adult character was a fake. So he’s implying that he was pretending to be older

    • @kararuthruff9030
      @kararuthruff9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Exactly. So those TH-cam videos in 2014 would have made him 10 at the time and that was def not a 10 yr old boy I just saw lmao

    • @spencer6106
      @spencer6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kararuthruff9030 i was thinking the same thing lol

    • @katrose1145
      @katrose1145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said

    • @mag1c8ball_
      @mag1c8ball_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LokiFrostGiant yeah it think it’s bs that he lied to all his fans that he didn’t scam them

    • @heidibyrd4747
      @heidibyrd4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He was pretending to be a 24 year old at the age of like 11... makes sense😂

  • @nicolebeecham4910
    @nicolebeecham4910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    Danny: *Kneels the entire 16 minute video*
    *Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed*

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nicole Beecham I like your prof pic

    • @Smoph04
      @Smoph04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      kneeded

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      40 minutes!!!

    • @cryingtm7237
      @cryingtm7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ur pfp

    • @monarchatto6095
      @monarchatto6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was actually close to an hour considering this is an edited vid. Salute to our funny homo sapien

  • @SnepperStepTV
    @SnepperStepTV ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Amelia Earhart: * flies plane over the ocean *
    Paul Zimmer: * puts on bib and holds up fork and knife *
    Amelia: oh no

  • @ezziebee8998
    @ezziebee8998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    “Did he rent a plane for this TikTok?” No Danny, the plane was his dinner

    • @nightingale_es
      @nightingale_es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Imagine renting your food........

    • @ailement
      @ailement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Does that mean at some point he has to return the plane after eating it

    • @d.on.in.a
      @d.on.in.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But when you want to have a plane for dinner do you rent it or do you buy it?

    • @meredithrose4609
      @meredithrose4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@d.on.in.a you hunt it.

    • @thunderbiirds
      @thunderbiirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meredith Rose lmaooo

  • @kirbolotl2868
    @kirbolotl2868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4140

    Danny: he could pass as a 16 year old
    Paul: *tries to pass as a 16 year old*
    Danny: he didn't even change his hair style
    Paul: *changes his hair style*
    Danny: I don't want to make another video unless he kills someone
    Paul: ...

  • @sanskrete
    @sanskrete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9102

    Danny: * Makes fun of this dude for faking his identity *
    Also Danny: * Hides his real identity and say he's Danny when he's actually Drew and 12 year old *

    • @gentle_apathy
      @gentle_apathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Why does this this sound like a John Mulaney sketch

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@gentle_apathy because John Mulaney is actually an Asian American woman

    • @ginabell694
      @ginabell694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Firegirl483 😆

    • @sanskrete
      @sanskrete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Firegirl483 fact!

    • @moctezooma
      @moctezooma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok, billie eilish profile picture

  • @lucilleh4128
    @lucilleh4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This man is the definition of ‘new year, new me’

  • @zel932
    @zel932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6634

    Let's not forget that Danny has MET this guy. HE HAS LITERALLY INTERACTED WITH HIM AND THEY KN O W EACHOTHER. That amazes me every time I think about it.

    • @chelseacasarrubias2729
      @chelseacasarrubias2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Zel exactly i even met him and Danny Edge was so much sweeter than him. it’s a lot of videos of Danny talking about Paul and even how they were friends for 12 years !!!

    • @thatonelemonboio8579
      @thatonelemonboio8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Wait, what? I've never heard about this?? Clarification on the tea please?

    • @rubyf4686
      @rubyf4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@thatonelemonboio8579 they met once, that's it.

    • @meg7020
      @meg7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@thatonelemonboio8579 he mad a video about him meeting paul and another musically star he made a video with

    • @Digimistake
      @Digimistake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@chelseacasarrubias2729 I never really met them but I've been following on social media and TH-cam for almost 10 years now and like, I don't really remember details but a few years ago Danny Edge spilled some tea about Paul and about how they're not friends anymore lmfao this whole thing is so wild to me

  • @katx1202
    @katx1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    Paul’s Mom, feeding him as a child: “HeRe ComEs tHe aIrPlAnE”
    Paul: “MMMM YES.”

    • @bb-de5sm
      @bb-de5sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this is hilarious

    • @mlpdisneylover
      @mlpdisneylover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I found another Waterparks fan! ;) 💚💜

    • @fantasybee5794
      @fantasybee5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kat x he coulda stopped 9/11

    • @xolqi3394
      @xolqi3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fantasy Bee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @mamakbear1154
      @mamakbear1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely brilliant.

  • @gentrypyne1995
    @gentrypyne1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    All the 14 dislikes are all of “Troy Becker’s” secret identity’s

    • @andreasbryde2268
      @andreasbryde2268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gentry Pyne you got em, now theres only 12

    • @Ryaan-fr8nz
      @Ryaan-fr8nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andreasbryde2268 now 31, how many identities does he have

    • @una3987
      @una3987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every moment he makes new account

    • @oren8699
      @oren8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      51 now...

    • @maggiedubz
      @maggiedubz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Identities

  • @WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared
    @WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's so funny danny didn't notice the lens touching. Truly the great divide between ppl who wear glasses and ppl who don't

  • @271skippy
    @271skippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11727

    Paul Zimmer: “Because...” *Pulls off blonde wig* “I’m Hannah Montana.”

    • @Nouno470
      @Nouno470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Paul Josef Getowski, Paul Zimmer, Troy Becker, Slim Jimmer, "perfEct gUy",Hannah Montana...

    • @mattsherelmao
      @mattsherelmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Banana Montana

    • @addi2356
      @addi2356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Skippy271 wait wouldn’t you have to put on the blonde wig to be Hanna Montana

    • @lovekitties7836
      @lovekitties7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @keiraphillips6937
      @keiraphillips6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best comment I’ve ever seen😭

  • @sonicthehomo
    @sonicthehomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    Paul: im actually an actor
    me: that was the worst lie I have ever heard.

    • @Yogurt2740
      @Yogurt2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      johny jonhy could tell a better lie. smh 😩

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guess he’s not a very *good* actor.

    • @8izzy
      @8izzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im pretty sure the agency is the biggest lie

    • @claudis.4015
      @claudis.4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least it's more entertaining than "This has been a social experiment the whole time. 😬"

    • @hermioneabcedegerida292
      @hermioneabcedegerida292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      all of his lies are the worse I’ve ever heard

  • @mariamz4
    @mariamz4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Danny: "I got the regular flu"
    Also Danny *looks suspiciously more sweaty than usual*

    • @ethosyt5387
      @ethosyt5387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got 'em

    • @kookiegachacat6274
      @kookiegachacat6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Neon Nihilist Corona "/

    • @thegloriousmorious9755
      @thegloriousmorious9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Park Puppy it’s now “covid-19” if I’m correct 😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegloriousmorious9755 It's still coronavirus. Now people are saying Covid-19 to sound smart. Some are also saying that the coronavirus causes Covid-19. 🤷‍♀️

    • @nhivu2123
      @nhivu2123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christine C. COVID-19 stands for Coronavirus disease 2019, and it’s the official name announced by World’s Health Organization

  • @Karmatic_303
    @Karmatic_303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Impersonating a minor is illegal, so we should be suspicious of his age just in case he lied so he didn’t get legal action since that’s the only action he can get.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is it illegal to pretend to be a minor in general, or do you have to impersonate one that actually exists? If the latter, technically he didn't break the law, because at the time he was pretending to be someone that didn't yet exist. And now he actually is that person, legally.

    • @barneybetsington7501
      @barneybetsington7501 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      lmao, where do you live that it's illegal to pretend to be a minor? You're not going to be arrested for stating you're 12 or whatever. Please stop making shit up online, it's weird.

  • @thevoid6596
    @thevoid6596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    Paul Zimmer: "If you want to spread more rumors about me, go ahead."
    Danny: "He's a Russian spy and he eats airplanes"
    So what I'm hearing is... "Paul Zimmer works for the bourgeoisie"

    • @devingreen4205
      @devingreen4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rebecca Shafer he’s a bird

    • @mrsaep-ck2de
      @mrsaep-ck2de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@devingreen4205 He is a camera

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is a raw salmon enthusiast

    • @karl_is_loading
      @karl_is_loading 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Paul works for the bourgeoisie! Yep. We’ve done it guys. And he eats airplanes. It makes sense. A normal person wouldn’t eat planes but a Russian spy someone who works for the bourgeoisie. Someone who is a spy camera would! It makes so much sense now

    • @akio5250
      @akio5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s why he ate a plane. He wanted to know what flying felt like again
      Because he’s a bird

  • @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031
    @scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    If he’s claiming to be 16 . . . 2014 was 5 or 6 years ago. HE EXPECTS US TO BELIEVE HE STARTED PRETENDING TO BE PAUL ZIMMER WHEN HE WAS 10 OR 11?!

    • @madybreeding4717
      @madybreeding4717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      also, he doesn't even look 16. he looks to be in his early 20s. Like wth dude

    • @lauren1230
      @lauren1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scranton Rogue of the Silver Trio LoGiC

    • @signiko7095
      @signiko7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats exactly what I was thinking! I myself am 16, and in those old videos he certainly looks like no 10 year old Ive seen lmao

  • @myahb7187
    @myahb7187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    If he’s trying to pretend he’s 16, then he was 11 during musically. And no 11 year old looks like that

    • @mqrce
      @mqrce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wait no he was like 18 or something because right now he’s 24, so five years before he’d be 19

    • @LPSWeirdCow13
      @LPSWeirdCow13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@mqrce they're talking about his fake age, not his real age

    • @jellybeans7072
      @jellybeans7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @myahb7187
      @myahb7187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a gurl named kelly i didn’t even realize this comment had so many likes.

    • @feedswagpeppa3976
      @feedswagpeppa3976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao who he trying to kid 😂bahaha

  • @myronmasottajr6157
    @myronmasottajr6157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Guys, I'm tired of everyone spreading their sob stories about their experience with Paul. Because mine is the worst.
    My grandma was on a flight to France, she was bringing her dog to Paris for a vacation, and she me this guy at the airport, being flooded with people. She talked a bit to him, asking him a bit about himself. He referred to himself as his Russian spy name, Troy Becker. Her face dropped, and she realized who he was, and quickly went onto the plane. She breathed a sigh of relief, as the plane took off. But something followed her dog in the cargo hold...and climbed onto the wing. The plane experienced some turbulence, little did they know...it was Paul. He took a bite off the wing, and caused the plane to crash in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and they weren't able to find any of the ruins. Unfortunately, plenty of bodies and luggage, but no evidence that they all came from a plane.

    • @blondie9909
      @blondie9909 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      damn im so sorry for your loss lets hope justice is made soon i too have been terrorized by this person: paul zimmer used to break into my home and watch me sleep i eventually gave in to the ideia that i couldn't keep him away so i started letting him but now that he wasnt sneaking in when i was asleep i had to fall asleep with him here but i couldnt fall asleep with paul zimmers eyes looking at me so i asked him to turn around, he would just turn his head 180 and have troy becker look at me instead smh

  • @furonguy42
    @furonguy42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    I was on board with this Troy guy I'd never heard of until now until I heard he eats planes bit by bit. Like, either swallow a 747 whole, or don't bother eating a plane.

    • @megantron1000
      @megantron1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Elusively Inept what a society we live in :/

  • @whitebreadhater
    @whitebreadhater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    I love how he says “I did everything and more” except he did nothing

    • @words_under_fashion4775
      @words_under_fashion4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Deku you need to be learning to use your other quirks, what are you doing on TH-cam ^.^

    • @ryplers5781
      @ryplers5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@words_under_fashion4775 he just finished training with all might -.-

    • @words_under_fashion4775
      @words_under_fashion4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryplers5781 have you caught up with the manga? It's getting really crazy

    • @ryplers5781
      @ryplers5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@words_under_fashion4775 yeah oml hawks looked so cool in the new chapter. I feel bad for twice tho :( BWHAHAHA AND DABI IN THE LAST PANNEL.

  • @sydneysnyder3750
    @sydneysnyder3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    the world wasn’t in turmoil until the return of paul zimmer

    • @makaylah1599
      @makaylah1599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I mean, are you wrong though? 👀

    • @miloslavmasar
      @miloslavmasar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The evil has returned

    • @breathingispog4707
      @breathingispog4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _#(##(:$!#!@;@@);';"!??>

    • @swag4rce
      @swag4rce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sharon Victoria fax no printer

    • @breathingispog4707
      @breathingispog4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@swag4rce =¢¢°×~¶`π`€[]©[✓%{¶!!

  • @gnocchipr1nc3ss
    @gnocchipr1nc3ss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The whole “trying to be perfect” story is so Disney channel like idk how to explain it

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    I disbelieve your claim about him being a Russian spy, if he were, then *everybody* would get a duet.

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ah, a fellow comrade.

    • @kmccarty661
      @kmccarty661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and that’s on communism

    • @dakevinmg
      @dakevinmg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Privyet Tovarich

    • @johannesaskehov
      @johannesaskehov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The only reason he didn’t do that is because he’s a spy and would blow his own cover.

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look

  • @ari-xk4mf
    @ari-xk4mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    as a russian spy i can confirm we eat planes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes even as an after school snack

    • @exyscube
      @exyscube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BLYAT and drink vodka

    • @luv_strawberriez
      @luv_strawberriez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ari B how much do you way

    • @ari-xk4mf
      @ari-xk4mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Violet Arbulu lmao we don’t talk about that-

    • @maddoxferris7924
      @maddoxferris7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      thank you, this helps a lot. I have confirmed this suspicion and will report to my superiors.

    • @josephingarcia2839
      @josephingarcia2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Are you stacked up on airplane snacks for this quarantine

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    *Slim Jimmer* : All I did was lie about me, now everyone else is lying about me

    • @Yogurt2740
      @Yogurt2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *slim jimmer*

    • @imgreg9025
      @imgreg9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slim Shady

    • @iconhills7856
      @iconhills7856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *S L I M J I M M E R*

  • @emilime
    @emilime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like that danny included the sunglasses bit as a fun lil way of letting us all know he's never worn glasses

  • @RippingDrop
    @RippingDrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Danny’s knees: “I fear no man, but that thing...
    *update corner*
    Danny’s knees: ...it scares me.

  • @siriyadla1334
    @siriyadla1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4084

    In conclusion, Paul/Troy is a Russian spy and eats planes with a bib.

    • @Studios-ij7gh
      @Studios-ij7gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Siri Yadla now we know where all the missing planes are...

    • @LordGek
      @LordGek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I knew it!

    • @rylanc8064
      @rylanc8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Traul zecker is a russian spy that eats planes

    • @strwbryhjoong7010
      @strwbryhjoong7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was so obvious how did i know catch that

    • @JustCheyyy
      @JustCheyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And a fork and knife

  • @animeunicornthingyidk7534
    @animeunicornthingyidk7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    “I’m actually... slim Jimmer”

    • @migzzz831
      @migzzz831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi actually... slim Jimmer" I'm Dad

    • @localmugshawty
      @localmugshawty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Migzzz831 hi dad

    • @natstewgirl
      @natstewgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi dad I'm dad.

  • @laylablack5276
    @laylablack5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    are we gonna talk about the fact that if he’s still claiming that he’s 16.... that means he was TEN IN THOSE OLD TH-cam VIDEOS?!

    • @smilessmalls
      @smilessmalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was about to point that out

    • @pleaseenteraname6590
      @pleaseenteraname6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      11

    • @absolutestupidity50
      @absolutestupidity50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yikes

    • @amylempkowski9887
      @amylempkowski9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      danny edge could be making so much money off of this, he needs to crawl out of the darkness and save us

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah he's lying... His balls had already dropped in those videos. He'd have to be at least 14-15 in those TH-cam videos.

  • @kaitlinhanks749
    @kaitlinhanks749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13010

    conspiracy: danny's last name isn't actually gonzalez, it's really ivanov because he's a russian spy too. daniil petrovich ivanov. i'm on to you daniil

    • @esoterictidbits7782
      @esoterictidbits7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @connorsaldivar9148
      @connorsaldivar9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      He knows to much

    • @Tamamnett
      @Tamamnett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      If this comment mysteriously gets deleted... we know why

    • @bennyworm505
      @bennyworm505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      o h s h i t

    • @jaadaa_w
      @jaadaa_w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      And he eats trains

  • @trqshy
    @trqshy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    update corner, danny breaking his legs and troy? yes yes yes

    • @abell12345shhcne
      @abell12345shhcne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you get 188 likes in 3 minutes?

    • @abell12345shhcne
      @abell12345shhcne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Student: Dahlya Zoua idk now it is 586 likes in 9 minutes

    • @trqshy
      @trqshy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donald Trump i mean idk either lmaooo, guess people just agree that danny breaking his knees is good content

    • @abell12345shhcne
      @abell12345shhcne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trqshy lmao well they arent wrong

    • @kei.13
      @kei.13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Student: Dahlya Zoua Matt and Ryan? From SuperMega?

  • @microsoftpainenthusiast8096
    @microsoftpainenthusiast8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I got my first “serious” office job when I was 21 and our clients (or their kids) were mostly 16-18-y.o. teens (as it was specific for our educational and travel agency) and I was shocked that I somehow couldn’t comfortably “speak their language” despite little age difference. I can’t imagine how Paul/Troy thought that he could pass as 16 years old at 24, and it’s not only about appearance 😅 school kids in Disney movies all look 30 though 😐

  • @HyperHypocrite
    @HyperHypocrite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    After hearing this, his knees probably don’t want to hurt Danny as much, they want to kill Paul

  • @Cat-sl6bo
    @Cat-sl6bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    Wait, so if we are supposed to accept that the ‘real’ Troy is 16, that means that in 2014 when he made that TH-cam channel, he was 10 years old and looks pretty much the same. Also, he was apparently a 10 year old playing an 18 year old.

    • @frogsquared7867
      @frogsquared7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yep.

    • @ninaasf-ck
      @ninaasf-ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol yeah I don't get how that's supposed to work. 😂

    • @shawnm.7450
      @shawnm.7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@ninaasf-ck exactly because it doesn't. He's a liar that thinks he's smarter than everyone when really at most, he's smarter than majority of the 10 year old fans he has at BEST

    • @definitelynotjames4152
      @definitelynotjames4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This broke my brain. Fuck you Paul Zimmer, I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE ANYMORE BRAINCELLS

    • @iruleudrule
      @iruleudrule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      also, you have to be 18 (at least in the US) to change your name. so he HAS to be at least 18 not a 16 year old.

  • @UGeneolgia7700
    @UGeneolgia7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    The whole “paul zimmer was a character I created” made my jaw literally hang open, I didn’t even know that was a thing that really happened, i’ve just never been that shocked.

    • @dionysus06
      @dionysus06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too lmao

    • @w1u4
      @w1u4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me to i was like "BOI WAT"

    • @BigRiceEnergy
      @BigRiceEnergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He legally changed his name to Troy Becker a couple months ago lol (just realized Danny said this in the video whoops)

    • @captaincontroller5091
      @captaincontroller5091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That confused me so much and that was the best plot twist ever.

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @brandon roberts stop

  • @dkbarbi
    @dkbarbi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    paul is now a dhar man actor. which is a very random thing that's happening, but then again, can't say I'm shocked.

  • @nadiamatta4447
    @nadiamatta4447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    “you can wear whatever the f you want” “cool” “cool beans”

  • @Vyansya
    @Vyansya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    Paul: lies
    Internet: *_how many times do we have to teach this lesson old man_*

    • @cohedash
      @cohedash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Old man fish: "I still love the young people!" 😆😆😆

    • @fridgely3668
      @fridgely3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      deeeeaaaaad! rotfl

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @0b1k3n0bi
    @0b1k3n0bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7197

    I like how youtube commentary video creators all have a nemesis. Like how danny has Paul Zimmer, Kurtis has Sebastian Balls and Drew has Rick Lax.

    • @JestersPrivilege18
      @JestersPrivilege18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      And Cody ko has jake Paul

    • @leprechaunlake
      @leprechaunlake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      Jarvis has TSP

    • @justjoodi22
      @justjoodi22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      I’m so glad you finally addressed Sebastian Balls by his real last name, everyone is calling him the wrong shit, it’s so annoying smh 🙄

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wait his last name is balls
      Oh God my mind
      Sooo ig you can noto nly say hi to him but also his balls sorry

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      But obviously drews is the hard rock nick

  • @mossycrown
    @mossycrown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    update; although it has been almost two years Paul could sense i was watching this video and he’s now sitting at the foot of my bed eating a plane. it’s 1am i’m scared 😭

  • @shelbyrae7060
    @shelbyrae7060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2781

    He literally has a child and he’s married so the fact that he was trying to act like he was 16 is even weirder. He’s married to Jamie, whose name is really Jameela and they have a kid!!

    • @seraphinw1
      @seraphinw1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      "Sweetie, I'm going to need you to STOP PRETENDING TO BE AN UNDERAGED BOY and pick up our kid from daycare at 2pm kthnxbye"

    • @sethhhgarcia1763
      @sethhhgarcia1763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I confustion

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      WHAT!? SOURCES!?

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      so you're saying he's straight... ??

    • @redphoenixwitch2301
      @redphoenixwitch2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      maria LMAO

  • @karissa755
    @karissa755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Update: I’m very upset Danny didn’t listen to me and get an update stool for his update corner. I’m not gonna back down.

    • @julesk2629
      @julesk2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I am Actual trash You won’t back down, but Danny won’t sit sit down. The cycle continues.

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jules Lovett
      I need fan art of this, please and thank you.

    • @karissa755
      @karissa755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jules Lovett 😪it’s been hard

    • @TeenMale
      @TeenMale 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did he get the stool?

  • @ll-li3dt
    @ll-li3dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    imagine your kid breaking your entire blood name and changing his name because he refuses to admit he scammed people

    • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
      @imnotgoodwithnames4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Start over.

    • @uniquevivian8089
      @uniquevivian8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I'd move to Antarctica

    • @shaanp9796
      @shaanp9796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good Dog What type of bagel’s your favorite?

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      if your child is Troy Becker/Paul Zimmer, him destroying your bloodlines name is the least of your problems

    • @franjo5174
      @franjo5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldve prob done the same thing as him BUT ILL NEVER COME BACK

  • @rorymahoney
    @rorymahoney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    13:20 he is adjusting the glasses with his fingers on the lens witch scratches the lenses

    • @CrazedKasaJizo
      @CrazedKasaJizo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      smudges* it would be his nails to scratch

  • @d.c.kennedy3158
    @d.c.kennedy3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4297

    He’s gonna be 80 years old and be like “DuDe PeOpLe ArE sAyiNg i LoOk LiKe ThiS oLd mAn iDk whaT YoU mEaN mY nAmE iS sLiM JiMmEr”

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      "AnD i'M OnLy 35"

    • @shrimpel3542
      @shrimpel3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      AND I STILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! THATS NOT A LIE! TOTALLY!

    • @nathan.dunahoo
      @nathan.dunahoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this made me laugh harder than I'd like to admit lol

    • @jamesspooky9488
      @jamesspooky9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao deceased

    • @Anna-dw7jm
      @Anna-dw7jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol reminds me of the hat-guy from ATLA

  • @Ghostieshrooms
    @Ghostieshrooms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3498

    Everyone in the comments: Troy Becker/ Paul Zimmer
    Me, an intellectual: Traul Zecker

  • @wallowseve4514
    @wallowseve4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    Wait... so what he’s trying to say is... he’s this generations “Hannah Montana”

    • @ivy16x81
      @ivy16x81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Everybody makes mistakes.. Everybody has those days..

    • @KamMads
      @KamMads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There’s always gonna be another mountain You’re always gonna wanna make it moveeeeee

    • @vodograyy
      @vodograyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      u get the best of both worlds 😌😌😌

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ivy16x81 Everybody knows wha what I'm talking bout.

    • @DatBoi-in2xs
      @DatBoi-in2xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If Hannah montanna changed her name to Hannah montana

  • @me_kinda_bored0-091
    @me_kinda_bored0-091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:23 was a whole on Hannah Montana moment-

  • @sourdrop
    @sourdrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6851

    Planes: *exist*
    Paul Zimmer:👁👅👁
    🛩

  • @anyhoo21
    @anyhoo21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    Danny last video “I’m kind of afraid I gave him this idea”
    Danny this video “Unless you do something crazy like kill someone”

    • @sevdaakyldz8019
      @sevdaakyldz8019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Paul zimmer: write that down! write that down!

    • @Amanda-hq9of
      @Amanda-hq9of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      had a premonition of a future headline when he said that 😅

    • @tinyrutabaga7126
      @tinyrutabaga7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally thought of that Netflix documentary about don’t mess with cats or something... Paul Zimmer gives me creeeeepy scary vibes

    • @MxSae
      @MxSae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tiny Rutabaga omg don’t remind me...

    • @mizzyv6134
      @mizzyv6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳😳😳😳😳

  • @amberhanks1073
    @amberhanks1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Drew and Danny: And we are not the same person
    Troy: And we are not the same person

    • @justaperson5677
      @justaperson5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What if... they're *_ALL_* the same person?!

    • @harpercrafts1096
      @harpercrafts1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amber Hanks riiiiipp

  • @brigidhigginsXP
    @brigidhigginsXP 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    15:42 KNEE SURGERY TOMORROW??

    • @Ziptiie
      @Ziptiie 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      IM SOBBING THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

  • @ButtonQuail
    @ButtonQuail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    The dreaded corner. Kneecaps shattering.