We get drunk and watch Venom (2018) ft. Tom Hardy

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  • @RAZZLEMedia
    @RAZZLEMedia  ปีที่แล้ว +31

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  • @azap1378
    @azap1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7518

    I lov how they tried their best to move past the VENOMMM joke at the beginning but eventually they just roll with it

    • @TheAirBear2000
      @TheAirBear2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      They rolled with it...like a turd...in the wind.

    • @mothintofllame
      @mothintofllame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      the moment that song came out i KNEW it was gonna be a joke point

    • @giornogiovanna5396
      @giornogiovanna5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @Astro the joke is basically them making fun of eminem saying venom in his song venom

    • @sjahbw
      @sjahbw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok

    • @grimoireweissfan6969
      @grimoireweissfan6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Astro listen to venom by eminem

  • @pedrop.goncalves543
    @pedrop.goncalves543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4190

    Venom's side effects include but are not limited to: strong, but consensual, bisexual feelings

  • @Luissv72
    @Luissv72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4855

    This is Venom. He's INSIDE my back. He bite all you with one teeth stroke like chomping the lawn. I'd advise not getting eaten by him. His tentacles suck the souls of his victims.

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      He can through all of yall like MOWIN LAWN

    • @suprisedabraham1711
      @suprisedabraham1711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@papayadoodlez9994 hes got my lawns back! One stroke... Like mowing my back

    • @swaggy_warlord2915
      @swaggy_warlord2915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Teeth Stroke" 🤣🤣

    • @paulblartmemecop7218
      @paulblartmemecop7218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@papayadoodlez9994 He can come inside you all in one stroke like mowin the lawn

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Suck you say?

  • @demigodwizardtributejedi4052
    @demigodwizardtributejedi4052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    There's turds in the wind that are turnin' the friggin' _VENOMS_ gay!

    • @velvetgaytor
      @velvetgaytor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You fool. You imbecile. THE VENOMS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GAY. /j

    • @nofacedgoldfish6216
      @nofacedgoldfish6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@velvetgaytor The truth is, Venom was gay from the start.

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love every comment here 😂

    • @paumendez2004
      @paumendez2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nah Venom is pan

    • @velvetgaytor
      @velvetgaytor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@paumendez2004 valid

  • @the_chaotic_crow
    @the_chaotic_crow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2963

    The “yet” after “Venom hasn’t impregnated Eddie” is even funnier if you know the comics..

    • @inviotb
      @inviotb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Does…does that happen in the comics???

    • @kaylabennett5897
      @kaylabennett5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Uhh....I can explain.

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Gotta love that cannon mpreg :)

    • @Nolabray21
      @Nolabray21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@inviotb yes it makes the symbiote sleeper that works with eddies son so they are basically brothers and thats pretty weird

    • @oxeyesaint
      @oxeyesaint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@inviotb yes but not in the way you're thinking. Symbiotes reproduce asexually so there was no like sexual activity that made the offspring possible, Venom creates the new symbiote and Eddie shares the pregnancy and also has to suffer through all the symptoms of a typical human pregnancy. I mean, they do fuck, but not to conceive, they're just horny and in love.

  • @bextomoose
    @bextomoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    I've severely disappointed at the loss of jokes about the fact that the villains name is Drake

    • @megano2000
      @megano2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      YEAH HOW?!?

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      venommm

    • @jamiekman8626
      @jamiekman8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Drake, where’s the symbiote?

    • @sjahbw
      @sjahbw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok

  • @mabe4322
    @mabe4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    I like how the Venom joke died not because it wasn't funny, but because there were too many jokes already going on.

    • @redballoon9007
      @redballoon9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Speak for yourself, I was dying-

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It didnt fully die, there were 2 venommm jokes in the second half of the video

  • @mothersuperior2673
    @mothersuperior2673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    The irony about the impregnation joke is that venom and Eddie do have a kid together in the comics, and I'm 90% sure Eddie was the pregnant one

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yep. Gotta love that lmao

    • @random_annoying_kid7371
      @random_annoying_kid7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Damn... Venom pegs Eddie 😂

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Carnage kind of is their child like technically

    • @mothersuperior2673
      @mothersuperior2673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@galaxychill9578 Yes, and Venom actually references that in the pregnancy arc, he says he wants his child with Eddie (the one Eddie is pregnant with) to be different to his other, evil kids, like Carnage.

    • @j-man3267
      @j-man3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Chandler Burse Yes, Symbiotes are asexual, however that doesn’t mean that Eddie didn’t get pregnant. Basically since Venom was creating Carnage, and he shares a body with Eddie, Eddie experienced pregnancy.

  • @stalhein_bracoff
    @stalhein_bracoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    that triple kiss joke hit different when you remember that they're all in the same room

    • @runjennierun07
      @runjennierun07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Also the fact that Alan and Ryan are brothers

    • @stalhein_bracoff
      @stalhein_bracoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@runjennierun07 LMAO im not deep into the Razzle-verse lore, that made it even better

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@runjennierun07 aYO

    • @pollo6465
      @pollo6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@runjennierun07 I paid to see that

    • @jamj4r
      @jamj4r ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zach in the middle, the twins on either side. Zach is living all the fanfic dreams.

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    16:00 That was technically Venom full on making out with Eddie. It's obvious that Venom can just jump from host to host with ease, so he definitely did that on purpose.

    • @clown6878
      @clown6878 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Venom was into it

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@clown6878Kinda hot ngl

    • @jamj4r
      @jamj4r ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Venom: humans are just chattle. Used only for transportation and food for beings such as me.
      Also Venom: *B A B Y G I R L ALERT* I gotta treat this man right. Gotta let him know I care. Wanna make a family with him.

    • @acat1473
      @acat1473 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jamj4r This is one of my favourite YT replies of all time now LMAO

  • @Avery-un4he
    @Avery-un4he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    What I expected:
    simping
    What I got:
    "venommm"
    "like a turd, in the wind"
    Alex Jones
    simping
    "Spitroast me, Daddies!"
    So all in all, a flawless commentary.

  • @Ash-kc8dt
    @Ash-kc8dt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    “He did not impregnate Eddie Brock yet,”
    ... oh if only you knew what happened in the comics ..... if only you knew

    • @MxMcGeeky
      @MxMcGeeky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I literally went “Oh wait, that was a joke…they don’t know…”

    • @strawb3rryt0p18
      @strawb3rryt0p18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      PARDON????? wtf happens in the comics???

    • @MxMcGeeky
      @MxMcGeeky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@strawb3rryt0p18 Symbiote baby

    • @inviotb
      @inviotb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is the second comment I’ve seen about this??? Is this fr???? Wtf happened in the comics????

    • @herbalwolfooo5413
      @herbalwolfooo5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@inviotb Eddie and Venom are a canon couple in the comics.
      And they have a baby.

  • @Shadowswolf9666
    @Shadowswolf9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4234

    Alright I'll admit when I was wrong. I thought Razzle peaked with Megamind but nah, they seem to be doing fine.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Best part of Frank Miller’s Megamind was when Venom killed Roxanne so Megamind had Super Chris Chan help him by summoning Sonichu which resulted in Venom dying of a cringe overdose, really wish they had adapted that in Megamind 2: Rise Of Gru

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 What was your favorite part of the movie?

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 Best part for me was when Shadow The Hedgehog tried using that damn 4th chaos emerald on Joker but his society levels were to high due to his massive clown army and he shot Shadow

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 And then Donald Duck stole the symbiote so he could defeat Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus

    • @joshuawhitaker2913
      @joshuawhitaker2913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, they haven’t matched Suicide squad imo yet. These have been great tho don’t get me wrong.

  • @Blazemaze000
    @Blazemaze000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    Half of the jokes are going to be either how slimy and wet venom is or that one line going “we are venom”
    Also venmons minion is big

    • @St1x_yt
      @St1x_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Turd in the wind

    • @BlueOmega611
      @BlueOmega611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Venoommmmmm

    • @MMAddict39
      @MMAddict39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Turns out it was mostly "turd in the wind" and them getting surprisingly (but not really that surprisingly) horny over Venom being inside them.

    • @donofab2358
      @donofab2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well, considering it's a superhero based movie, I think you can also expect variants of "this is katana..." popping up

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not what happened but very good guess. You know the formula. You pretty much NAILED the formula lmaoo.

  • @chloelavoie5568
    @chloelavoie5568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    Razzle is a real example of feminism they just sexualize everything that moves and it’s really refreshing love you guys

    • @canigetawater
      @canigetawater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      the greatest thing is it's not even just everything that moves. they wanna bone the Columbia lady and i have a feeling these lads don't even know who she is, or heard her say a single word

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      As a feminist, I unironically agree. I love it so much and let adults be sexy! It’s cool! As long as there’s no gender bias it’s just a better situation all around.

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      So they’re all Zeus

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ever.4.n damn right!

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      they are the bisexual gods

  • @Indeeditsjoseph
    @Indeeditsjoseph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    I was excited because I love this movie and then I kind of remembered that these are the guys that would start simping for Venom

    • @kaylajonas7983
      @kaylajonas7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Who wouldn't?

    • @reesesbeanses
      @reesesbeanses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      good for them!

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They’re not the only ones- 🥴

    • @ms.chomper5024
      @ms.chomper5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Im the biggest Venom simp.

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean, after the fucking sounds that Eddie makes when making out with him, who wouldn’t simp for venom?

  • @noranomics
    @noranomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “This movie’s not great but it’s kinda fun” is the best way to summarize this movie

  • @libRteedude
    @libRteedude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I knew the She-Venom kiss would spark something in Razzle, but a three-way makeout session between them was not what I expected.

    • @thedoctor1263
      @thedoctor1263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Alan and Ryan are brothers

    • @runjennierun07
      @runjennierun07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thedoctor1263 twins to be exact

    • @thedoctor1263
      @thedoctor1263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@runjennierun07 then it's cool cause then it's just kissing yourself

  • @SpaceDuckQuack
    @SpaceDuckQuack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Their sexual tension is higher when in person holy shjt

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    When Morbius comes out I want him to utter the line : “I’m not a living vampire, I’m an ideaaaa…..”

    • @connor9829
      @connor9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A state of minnnddd and instead of biting people he just gives people reach around's 🤣

    • @Buzzybee33
      @Buzzybee33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @CommanderNoob
    @CommanderNoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Before Premiere:
    You better make me laugh again.
    After Premiere:
    [Not Available]

    • @kakashilover9231
      @kakashilover9231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here to see after premiere (reply you edited it so I can see)

    • @kakashilover9231
      @kakashilover9231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guys I think he died right before the premiere. F, man, F

    • @electronicbudder6047
      @electronicbudder6047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that's rough buddy. RIP

  • @wolffire5421
    @wolffire5421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Anybody else still curious if they might do the rest of the Spider-Man movies as well as role play it.

    • @drzek13
      @drzek13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I HOPE SO. with Alfred Molina back in the game? They have to.

    • @jonathanholowasko9545
      @jonathanholowasko9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Leonardo Heredia I can just imagine them simping over "Bully Maguire" if they go on to watch the 3rd one!! LOL

    • @jonathanholowasko9545
      @jonathanholowasko9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Leonardo Heredia Since they've shown to care about what the fans think they should react to next in the comments , I wouldn't be so surprised! But since this Is like a couple days before venom let there be carnage comes out, and no way home features Doc Ock, what if they reacted to the other two or just the 2nd one a couple days before no way home comes out???🤔🧐

  • @TheBeanPole420
    @TheBeanPole420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    The fact that She-Venom wasnt a massive point makes me sad. Otherwise 10/10 boys, keep it up

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      They really underplayed her

    • @TheBeanPole420
      @TheBeanPole420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@raptalos9412 and thus played themselves

    • @declanhandley-byrne4335
      @declanhandley-byrne4335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Don't you mean She-VENOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @ValuesNotFound
      @ValuesNotFound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well the main story was pointed on Eddie and Venom, you never know man, possibly a future Venom will focus on them?!?

    • @chrishansen8119
      @chrishansen8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you mean ven-fem

  • @youngtax7604
    @youngtax7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Alternate title:
    Razzle spends 18 minutes trying to figure out who comes in who ft alex jones

  • @therealtimmyiy
    @therealtimmyiy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    literally sees anyone with long hair
    the group: IS THAT JARED LETO?

  • @eef5115
    @eef5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “What do people taste like?”
    “Good.”

    • @connor9829
      @connor9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's what Jeffrey dahmer said

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ~Hannibal Lecter

    • @meltyflapjack
      @meltyflapjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They actually taste like pork! :D

    • @clown6878
      @clown6878 ปีที่แล้ว

      They taste like ass -razzel

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Razzle boys, I hate to break it to you, "symbiote" porn is absolutely a thing and not that uncommon.

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      idk why you say that like it's a bad thing 😌

  • @wheezer141
    @wheezer141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    ”The aliens are turning the humans gay!” Well, Venom and Eddie are a couple in the comics...

  • @ayabie819
    @ayabie819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    17:26 "Can you come inside something coming inside you?"
    That's called being a switch.

  • @sialiasialis.
    @sialiasialis. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm not gonna lie, the Venom kissing scene entirely switched on a kink I never knew I had--and I had 0 expectations of walking away with anything going into this movie lol

  • @levi-qr9lh
    @levi-qr9lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    i’m glad you guys are back together in person because this was so fucking funny

  • @SkeletonKey
    @SkeletonKey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Wouldn't be surprised if James Cordon made his way into this one too

    • @connor9829
      @connor9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "We are venom"
      James corden walks into shot
      "LET'S GET LOUD!!"

    • @Tmanowns
      @Tmanowns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CORD-EM

  • @slitfit
    @slitfit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    *"Like a turd, in the wind"* -
    - Venom, *2018*

  • @joaquinwaters1810
    @joaquinwaters1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Venom is one of those movies that everyone inexplicably, unironically loves despite having every reason to hate. The weird performances, the constant horny energy, the plot that is simultaneously absurdly simple and completely insane…none of it is GOOD, per se, but against all odds it just works to the level that the movie has become honestly kind of beloved

  • @Ashstreamm
    @Ashstreamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    “Spit roast me daddy’s.” I’m fucking dead.

  • @matthewsimmons9277
    @matthewsimmons9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Venom eats brains because of a specific chemical in brains. The same chemical can also be found in chocolate. Yes eating lots of chocolate is a valid alternative for venom. It’s in the comics.

  • @eggs7594
    @eggs7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    the bi energy razzle just radiates never fails to awe me
    ALSO FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW;
    its literally low-key cannon that Venom and Eddie are fucking, in a latest installment Eddie refers to Venom as his love and Venom tells him they can never separate again
    Kinda sus

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Venom technically full on kissed Eddie in this movie.

    • @loreteller.
      @loreteller. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Venom and Eddie technically had kids together, according to what I've heard about the comics.

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno ปีที่แล้ว

      Not low key, they're married, they've fucked, they have several children, majority of the comics are just them giving each other goo goo eyes

  • @gentlesandladymen
    @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Wait until they find out about what happens the comics… let’s just say all the sex jokes weren’t that far off-

    • @lazarus1540
      @lazarus1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @dstar pyro that's what I'm wondering that sounds wild

    • @papasweed.dispenseria5977
      @papasweed.dispenseria5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lazarus1540 their relationship is more than just platonic, it's symbiotic

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      1) Marvel Presents #5. The entire fucking comic is basically the Symbiote trying to get Eddie laid (because they’re low on phenylethylamine), then realizing that what he’s actually attracted to is the Symbiote itself. V seduces him and there is a “tasteful cut to black” as Eddie says “watch the teeth’.
      2) they have a biological child named sleeper which EDDIE HIMSELF CARRIED.
      I’ll just give two examples as to not further traumatize you guys but there’s so much more 😂

    • @papasweed.dispenseria5977
      @papasweed.dispenseria5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@gentlesandladymen oh fuck why did you remind me of that, I'd forgotten Eddie carried his own kid for a while, fock

    • @lazarus1540
      @lazarus1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gentlesandladymen that is worse than I thought, wow. Not particularly traumatized, just, shocked.

  • @dhnation4975
    @dhnation4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Eddie and Venom are a iconic gay couple and nobody can tell me otherwise.

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      They were literally a couple in some of the comics. Eddy buys them a box of chocolates and they go to the movies, and they call each other pet names like “my love” or “darling”
      So, not only are they gay, but Eddy is fucking whipped

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@gregjayonnaise8314 that’s actually fucking adorable

    • @catlovercami717
      @catlovercami717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I mean .......they HAVE a kid.......and call eachother pet names.....and continually almost die trying to save eachother, so

    • @crackofdawn805
      @crackofdawn805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@catlovercami717 THEY HAVE A KID? I had no idea how much I needed to know this till now

    • @catlovercami717
      @catlovercami717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@crackofdawn805 lol yeah! His name is sleeper!

  • @Chwmrsal
    @Chwmrsal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It was already apparent that they all shared a single brain cell, but now that they're in the same room it has only amplified and I live for the chaos

  • @rocketdoggie6441
    @rocketdoggie6441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    It’s gotten to the point where I can’t eat or drink anything while watching this because of how hard I’m laughing

  • @sapphirethedude2010
    @sapphirethedude2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The director of Life is doing the Morbius movie, so he’s actually making something in the “Venom-Verse”.

  • @PateRiot
    @PateRiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The things I've learned from Razzle:
    1. Reaction channels can be good.
    2. I really hate James Corden
    3. Like I REALLY hate James Corden
    4. LIKE WHY TF DOES HE STILL HAVE A SHO-

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mainly hate hin because his name sounds like it should be written as James *Cordon* but its James *Corden* and i hate it so much

  • @MysttheHedgehog
    @MysttheHedgehog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “Woody’s gonna be the gooniest goon” LMAOOOO

  • @cryguy0000
    @cryguy0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Not too long before this video came out I actually started making the "Venom!" in eminem voice joke. Glad to know I'm on the same wavelength as the Razzle crew

  • @hurricanebtvs
    @hurricanebtvs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The Alex Jones impressions are fucking destroying my ribs.

  • @mrrd4444
    @mrrd4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "He did not impregnate Eddie Brock" in the comics Eddie actually impregnated Venom and they had like... multiple children (I'm not joking)

  • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
    @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I've always thought that Eddie in this film felt like he was written for Adam Sandler

    • @beetlebop
      @beetlebop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice pfp, The Ball!

    • @beetlebop
      @beetlebop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit I was distracted by your pfp and I just now actually read your comment and this idea is so cursed how could you do this. I imagining it now and what the fuck I can see it

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beetlebop HOOT GROWL!

  • @BeedleTheImmortal
    @BeedleTheImmortal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I know they were joking about Eddie mpreg but it's canon in the comics. Like vemon impregnated Eddie.

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    They did it, they finally made a quote to surpass the "tears in the rain" monologue.

  • @magiizine
    @magiizine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Attempt 28 of asking for "We get drunk and watch Coraline"

    • @TheProfessor230
      @TheProfessor230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's happening

    • @Pr1ncK3V1N
      @Pr1ncK3V1N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ITS GONNA HAPPEN

    • @bobhigtheonionwizard2223
      @bobhigtheonionwizard2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessssssssss

    • @magiizine
      @magiizine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I JUST SAW THE ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO
      I FINALLY WONT HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME THEY POST
      (ノ*0*)ノ

    • @sallyroslin4634
      @sallyroslin4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES CORALINE OMG I CANT WAAAIITTT I LOOVVEEEEEE CORALINE

  • @adasteriepictures
    @adasteriepictures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:11 i love how he gets mixed up with Blade Runner and says “turd in the rain”

  • @comicgoth666
    @comicgoth666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Fun Fact: People taste like pork. It's why human meat is called Long Pork.

    • @kasyfi5546
      @kasyfi5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You got venom in you?

    • @comicgoth666
      @comicgoth666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kasyfi5546 lmao, nah. Just love horror and do alot of research for writing.

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@comicgoth666 that sounds like something a venom would say 🤨

    • @comicgoth666
      @comicgoth666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucyk8935 Who knows

    • @justanormalinvestigator2640
      @justanormalinvestigator2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comicgoth666 🆘

  • @fearziel8622
    @fearziel8622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's so good that there will always be a running joke in every video and everytime it is unique to that video

  • @yyoveltube
    @yyoveltube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I’ve watched this like 5 times and “demon semen” catches me off guard every time

  • @buckethead6812
    @buckethead6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love hearing the razzle Crew do a Alex Jones impression because every time they do it it sounds more and more like J Jonah Jamison

  • @Shockwave99999
    @Shockwave99999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dazzle asked about Jared Leto more than Marvel fans asked about Mephisto

  • @soelo592
    @soelo592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    They talk about most of Eddies actor’s body but never how his forehead looks

  • @kassneedsfood9481
    @kassneedsfood9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Everytime I watch one of your videos it feels like a fever dream the humor is so broken that I can’t help but laugh 😭

  • @brandondealmeida5954
    @brandondealmeida5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Day 12 of asking for “We get drunk and watch H20: Just add water”

    • @atticcouch
      @atticcouch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      vouch

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please dont

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god please

  • @Marzo7866
    @Marzo7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    petition to call Venom 3 "Venom: Turd in the Wind"

  • @zthemadtitan2611
    @zthemadtitan2611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Why do all of their Venom impressions just sound like Beetlejuice? XD

    • @urmom19548
      @urmom19548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      God I would love it SO MUCH if they watched Beetlejuice

  • @superjay8909
    @superjay8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I can’t wait for Venom 2

    • @dizzyjah
      @dizzyjah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5 more days my guy

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      VENOMMMMMMM

    • @lucyk8935
      @lucyk8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it is equally bad and even more enjoyable

  • @Trenton-om9qs
    @Trenton-om9qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When they mentioned Cloverfield and Life i was like "hmmmmm a found footage horror movie about Venom would be cool". Now i am thinking about Eddie going around acting like Alex Jones while he does his reporting

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If somebody told you they were gonna stop the VENOM joke at the beginning, somebody lied.

  • @jonathanholowasko9545
    @jonathanholowasko9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Dude, these reactions and the jokes are getting better and better every single time!!!!LOL
    Wow, thank for the likes everybody!!! Now let's try to get this up to at least a thousand!!!

    • @brianelson1481
      @brianelson1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LET'S GET LOUD!

    • @HappinessOverload766
      @HappinessOverload766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There really not

    • @phordie1004
      @phordie1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HappinessOverload766 yeah this one was kinda a let down

    • @jonathanholowasko9545
      @jonathanholowasko9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HappinessOverload766 which video's your favorite?
      Cause my favorite was when they got drunk and watched Charlie and the chocolate factory, but that's just me!!😂😂😂

    • @HappinessOverload766
      @HappinessOverload766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonathan Holowasko that video is hilarious, my favorite vid is probably there spider man reaction, 2nd is chipmunks

  • @lappelduvide6751
    @lappelduvide6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "What does human taste like?"
    *"Good."*

  • @peri1213
    @peri1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    It’s almost 10:00, everyone else in the house is trying to sleep, and my dumb giggly ass decided to watch this 😂😂 I love these commentaries so much

    • @Jinx-il9jo
      @Jinx-il9jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same but it's 4am

  • @justshady5099
    @justshady5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I would definitely watch you guys role play Venom and keep saying a turd in the wind every few lines.

  • @rami9274
    @rami9274 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the entire "in em" to "venom is inside of my girlfriend" sequence kills me every time lmao

  • @zackkarma7760
    @zackkarma7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "He's gonna shit a head out later" was so underrated

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This movies commits 2 atrocities:
    1. The waste of a Jenny Slate
    2. Tom Hardy’s vowels. Man cannot say an American “A” vowel to save his life.

  • @roronoalaw7772
    @roronoalaw7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow the “That’s my uncle!” Line caught me off-guard lol sounded exactly like Tobey

  • @NOITY35
    @NOITY35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The aliens are turning the freakin humans gay!"
    Me playing the Mass Effect trilogy falling in love with Garrus even on playthroughs that I don't romance him: checks out.

  • @loquaciousjango4214
    @loquaciousjango4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    How it started: What the hell is this movie.
    How it's going: Hey, can Venom be real?

  • @at00ss16
    @at00ss16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    We get drunk and watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul ft. NotmyRodick

  • @matthewmatthew981
    @matthewmatthew981 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can no longer HEAR or SAY the words "Gene Therapy" without IMMEDIATELY thinking of this commentary.

  • @gracehinkle3623
    @gracehinkle3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I actually liked and still like this movie. Before y'all come after me about it, I am actually a huge Spiderman comics fan and grew up reading all the Venom stories and from there watching the different TV and film recreations. I actually sort of get sick of how much people nag about this movie sometimes considering that no matter what, tackling a Venom plotline without Spiderman is very hard, so I actually believe for having to change it all so much from the original material the movie isn't horrible. (Yes I'm aware some of the movie issues weren't just in the plot and instead in characters and lines and more. That's why I said I liked, not loved, the movie)
    However! I am 100% on board with laughing over this film it's with you guys!

    • @darth_meme_lord2980
      @darth_meme_lord2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean I thought it was an okay movie not my favorite but it was still pretty fun to watch

    • @ratgal021
      @ratgal021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I rlly liked it too tbh something about the vibes was just good also venom is hot

    • @rickyricardo2280
      @rickyricardo2280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love this movie, frick y’all

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ratgal021 I haven’t seen the movie, but venom is hot so

    • @-lightswitch-2916
      @-lightswitch-2916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Arnór Róbertsson masterpiece movies are boring. They call The Godfather a masterpiece and I would never watch that shit

  • @ABCroix
    @ABCroix ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I come back to this video every so often it's the funniest commentary on earth

  • @knightowl1985
    @knightowl1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The columbia pictures torch lady is modeled by Jenny Joseph. The reference photo for the painting was taken by Kathy Anderson. The painting was done by Michael Deas.

  • @obsidianace_5277
    @obsidianace_5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    they were so busy slagging off his voice i didn’t even hear it clearly until twelve minutes in 😭

  • @_Kmf_03
    @_Kmf_03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Woody Harrelson looks like he's gonna be the gooniest goon" 14:06

  • @shadow_shine3578
    @shadow_shine3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is the first video I've ever cried laughing. I had a long day. Perfect way to end a stressful day

  • @Jinx-il9jo
    @Jinx-il9jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    16:49 RAZZLE: *thirsts over venom for almost 20 minutes* "what's going on in the movie?"

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    18:14 this was the part everyone was waiting for.

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:41 Yknow, I did once think Venom as more demonic than extraterrestrial, cuz his creator was a mad god who could literally bring darkness to life

  • @swagman2250
    @swagman2250 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate how Venom was devolved into standard cape fluff when it could have been a body horror character study

  • @cottodotto
    @cottodotto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Razzle become 100 times more chaotic when they meet up, I love it

  • @CaptainphoenixofficialYT
    @CaptainphoenixofficialYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    First it was "Everyone's Mephisto"
    Now it's "Everyone's Morbius"

  • @artastic_friend
    @artastic_friend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Like a turd in the wind” will never cease to make me giggle

  • @c0rpseh0ney
    @c0rpseh0ney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've literally been rewatching this all day this is probably my 5th time watching this video its just so fucking funny for no reason it has no reason to be this funny

  • @JohnieCanine
    @JohnieCanine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Y’all gotta get drunk and watch Bolt!

  • @kaitlynnbush4130
    @kaitlynnbush4130 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i will never forget the time i was working at mcdonalds in the drive through and this jeep, completely decked out in Venom stuff, pulled up blasting that Venom song. the outside was venom. the interior was venom. the seats were venom. the goddamn STEERING WHEEL had a venom cover.
    i think about that jeep damn near daily.

  • @connorw374
    @connorw374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This movie is a gay rom-com disguised as a superhero movie

  • @novatheraven
    @novatheraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    People looking for a venom analysis
    Razzle:riffing as Alex Jones and going vENEMMMMMM

  • @Lumberjacked120
    @Lumberjacked120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Im kind of upset that through all the "4 minutes to mars" "5 seconds to mars" jokes, they didn't say "30 Seconds to Mars" and they would say "IS THAT JARED LETO!?".

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did say "i heard you could get to mars in 30 seconds" when discount Jared Leto was on the screen so i guess thats their version of that joke

  • @rickyricardo2280
    @rickyricardo2280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was the pERFECT commentary, you made this movie even better somehow

  • @Seniorjohnson
    @Seniorjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i like the part where he tried to do a raspy voice for venom but seems he hasnt hit puberty yet to do so( love yall)

  • @axololzartcave
    @axololzartcave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:26
    Time stamping because all the jokes here on out just got me laughing in my bed.
    Just saying, found out about this channel from their Sonic Movie video and I am loving the content of this. It makes me feel like I’m at a sleepover with my friends watching movies at night, sleep deprived and saying whatever’s on our minds. Ngl looking forward to future videos.