As someone who does not yet grind their own coffee and have pour over stuff, this has been very informative. Crendor is an amazing industry professional with many years experience. I very much appreciate this form of non-content as I plan to make coffee like this in the future. I will refer back to this in the future for all the hidden tips and tricks that you have hidden within. I hereby give consent for Crendor to use this review of his non-content to use in social media and elsewhere. 10/10 would possibly watch again.
"i'm getting subtle undertones of ..... anime" i thought he was gonna make a serious comment and i'm dissapointed at myself that i didn't see that coming
Coffee smells amazing, but I think it tastes pretty bad. I'd rather have a nice cup of tea any day. But none of those crappy lipton tea bags mind you, actual tea. ( Herbal tea bags are acceptable, especially peppermint )
*Crendor:* Ah, you think non-content is your ally? You merely adopted non-content.. I was born in it! Molded by it. I didn't see content untill I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but.. CAT!!
I was worried this was going to be a biased non-content review seeing as Crendor and Dodger are friends. Thankfully Crendor brought in Cat (who has no ties to Dodger) to moderate his views.
Too much work, too much content. I hereby announce my intention to report this video to the Better Non-Content Bureau for flagrant misuse of the "non-content" label when, clearly, there is plenty of content to be seen.
Hold it buddy. I'm with for the Taskforce for Non-Content Protection Rights, and even though the length of this video _COULD_ deceive the viewer into thinking this is content , when deconstructed all this video is is clearly: 1. A man in sweat pants. 2. A man making and drinking coffee. 3. A man talking to his cat. When broken down into these 3 core components it becomes clear that nothing of any substance is shown in this video. Therefore the use of the Non-Content label is completely on brand, legal and justified.
Yes, but you forget, that the sum of all 3 reaches, and potentially exceeds, the gray border of content! For this, the motion must continue to the bureau. QUICKLY, SOME STRING, WE MUST TIE A MESSAGE TO CAT TO REACH THE NON-CONTENT ELDERS!
Ah yes, the famous: "x Dodger paw prints out of 9.7 slots with an added approval system of the reviewer plus random cat found in the kitchen". It's the standard rating system in the Swedish coffee reviewing industry. Surprised you've never heard of it before!
Crendor you know this is almost content? You give useful tips and info in this video and it seems almost like real, genuine content because of it. That being said, I still like it.
Crendor is the reason I switched to grinding my own beans - and it's a nice difference, gives it maybe 10% better taste. I do french press, then filter it a la pour over 'cause I don't like sludge.
I think most Americans probably just use a coffee maker or keurig, but there's always those hipsters out there like Crendor that have to do it the hard way for the perfect cup
This is not typical. Most people have either your good old fashioned brewer, a Keuring or Tassimo, or just make a cup of instant coffee.Some of us don't have the patience to wait 10 minutes after we wake up to brew coffee like this =D, we need our caffiene fix NOW!
200 F is 93 C, just under boiling point, for us non banana measuring Uropians. "By the way Crensloth.com, did I mention it? I did *bam* sweatpants" Never change Crendor, never change! 8:35
Alright... I get up know and make some coffee myself :D Sadly my coffee grinder broke... I feel like a peasant know buying /drinking pre-grinded coffee.
The Moment you started grinding the beans, this became Content. And of course excluding the Length of the video, the CONTENT read on the back of the coffee bean bag.... If this was just Simply CAT showing up briefly when he did, then we wouldn't be having this awkwardly long Punching Down Session.
I don't usually watch Crendor cuz he's more like a magical sloth actively trying to make you sleep...... but this coffee non-content tho, pretty bullshitty, love it. Crendor, in a nutshell.
I can just hear Dodger laughing when she watches the review section lol But if her coffee gets the Crendor seal of "pretty goodness," I'll certainly have to give it a try!
For some reason i was thinking this would be coffee made by presshearttocontinue that you would be reviewing.......... like dodger's coffee. was still a quality video
10 minutes for 1 cup of coffee...nty. Besides, as my brothers tell me "you ruin coffee with the cream and stevia!" Hey, I'll drink my coffee the way I like, you drink yours the way you like.
As someone who does not yet grind their own coffee and have pour over stuff, this has been very informative. Crendor is an amazing industry professional with many years experience. I very much appreciate this form of non-content as I plan to make coffee like this in the future. I will refer back to this in the future for all the hidden tips and tricks that you have hidden within. I hereby give consent for Crendor to use this review of his non-content to use in social media and elsewhere. 10/10 would possibly watch again.
Brokenlordike make sure you stir the grounds with he water as you pour, don’t just pour the water in
"i'm getting subtle undertones of ..... anime" i thought he was gonna make a serious comment and i'm dissapointed at myself that i didn't see that coming
trash øf everything I'm more surprised that it was only sublte undertones of anime not subtle overtones of anime.
I was pretty serious
I don't even drink coffee, but I'm still here because it's some quality non-content.
I honestly cant stand even the smell of coffee. But non-content is the only content i can stomach.
My British Tea drinking side of me doesn't approve of the coffee but non-content what's not to like
Coffee is disgusting but that's no reason to miss quality non-content.
Interesting because almost every type of coffee has a different smell especially if it's flavored with lets say hazelnut or something.
Coffee smells amazing, but I think it tastes pretty bad. I'd rather have a nice cup of tea any day. But none of those crappy lipton tea bags mind you, actual tea. ( Herbal tea bags are acceptable, especially peppermint )
_"Pro-tip.. I don't need that, I'm a pro."_ That's the spirit! Haha.
“I like a powerful- Cat!”
there it goes, man
'Coffee With Crendor' would be a delightful series to watch
Kyle Bennett But if you make more then like 3 or 4, it becomes a series, and thus..... CONTENT! *dramatic thunder*
*Crendor:* Ah, you think non-content is your ally? You merely adopted non-content.. I was born in it! Molded by it.
I didn't see content untill I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but.. CAT!!
I was worried this was going to be a biased non-content review seeing as Crendor and Dodger are friends. Thankfully Crendor brought in Cat (who has no ties to Dodger) to moderate his views.
Drakozash a neutral third party is always a good idea.
Except Dodger is at least 35% cat, and therefor has a vested interest in the dealings of all felines.
@@criran And yet, Cat sill gave it a negative rating. That shows some real courage.
cat
9:51
"Wha?! Cat doesn't like it!"
8:44 Thank god, this was getting dangerously close to content.
I know this to be professional non content I came here for when he grinds beans over him talking rather than in the spaces inbetween. 10/10
You named your cat "Cat" that shit is the best. Also your voice gives you like.. a naturally funny vibe
as a coffee snob your pronunciations broke my heart, but this was strangely the most enjoyable video I've seen this week lol
It's currently 6:55 AM where I live and I haven't slept what the fuck am I doing.
I know what I'm doing by the way. I just hate myself.
Leah Ní Chiara living life to the fullest. Love the non-content life style. (Posted at 3:25am, Mtn. Std.)
"It's dark, but I put it in."
Uh huh...
“I’m getting subtle undertones of Anime” LOL. Also as a big coffee guy myself I appreciate this
Crendor calls this non-content, but tbh most TH-camrs would call it a vlog and a full day's work
Aerate it. Warm it up. Get that top note. That anime. Pure cats. That's a ten.
The real star of this review is Ceramic Fat Squirrel
yas c: friends helping friends. lol "I taste anime. cats that's weird" 8.4 dodger paws out of 9.7 cren sloths great score Dodger!
Never been so stressed watching someone make coffee.
Wow, finding out that crendor is actual coffee snob is amazing and hilarious 👌🏻👌🏻
I was expecting it to end just as you took the first sip. Nice job subverting my expectations you are a true legend.
Too much work, too much content.
I hereby announce my intention to report this video to the Better Non-Content Bureau for flagrant misuse of the "non-content" label when, clearly, there is plenty of content to be seen.
Hold it buddy. I'm with for the Taskforce for Non-Content Protection Rights, and even though the length of this video _COULD_ deceive the viewer into thinking this is content , when deconstructed all this video is is clearly:
1. A man in sweat pants.
2. A man making and drinking coffee.
3. A man talking to his cat.
When broken down into these 3 core components it becomes clear that nothing of any substance is shown in this video. Therefore the use of the Non-Content label is completely on brand, legal and justified.
Yes, but you forget, that the sum of all 3 reaches, and potentially exceeds, the gray border of content! For this, the motion must continue to the bureau. QUICKLY, SOME STRING, WE MUST TIE A MESSAGE TO CAT TO REACH THE NON-CONTENT ELDERS!
I had no idea you could get kettles with temperature control, I've learned something new today!
I just watched a grown man make coffee for 10 minutes without batting an eye. Entertainment has changed.
i think your rating system should be the new coffee standard
Ah yes, the famous: "x Dodger paw prints out of 9.7 slots with an added approval system of the reviewer plus random cat found in the kitchen". It's the standard rating system in the Swedish coffee reviewing industry. Surprised you've never heard of it before!
What is this heresy? Non-content longer than the mandated 20 seconds? STRAIGHT TO THE BRIG!
This is our Admiral and President
Don't worry, he'll agree to brig himself.
I wish my beverages tasted like anime cats :/
Crendor you know this is almost content? You give useful tips and info in this video and it seems almost like real, genuine content because of it.
That being said, I still like it.
Well, I learned something from this video. Therefore, this is not non-content. This is pure, unadulterated content.
10 minutes? This is some serious non non-content
“Pro-Tip.
I don’t need that. I am a pro”
Really like these long forms of non-content. I guess i like me some crendor. Great Video, nerd!
Crendor is the reason I switched to grinding my own beans - and it's a nice difference, gives it maybe 10% better taste. I do french press, then filter it a la pour over 'cause I don't like sludge.
A+. I also do pour over coffee, it's real nice. I have an old fashioned hand grinder though, takes ages but adds some extra taste from the effort.
Films dark coffee on a black counter while blocking the light... Best TH-camr 2017
Damn the cat didnt even try it get ROASTED dodger
"pro tip, i don't need that"
never change crendor, never change
I once learned how to make a omelette from Crendor, now I know how to do pour over coffee. Thank you
This was very interesting to me, seeing how Americans make coffee. its extremely different for Australians at least. Thanks Crendor.
i was thinking that myself aha. I just get some store nescafe and put it in a cup. I need to up my home game
I think most Americans probably just use a coffee maker or keurig, but there's always those hipsters out there like Crendor that have to do it the hard way for the perfect cup
This isn't how we make coffee. Most Americans just have autodrip or keurig. This is how crendor makes coffee
+Mr_mcbennie same here in the UK mate can't be arsed for none of that waiting around shit tbh
This is not typical. Most people have either your good old fashioned brewer, a Keuring or Tassimo, or just make a cup of instant coffee.Some of us don't have the patience to wait 10 minutes after we wake up to brew coffee like this =D, we need our caffiene fix NOW!
That coffee brew was actually amazingly done
I would have thought crendor was a more a tea person
The possibility of this being content is erased by the fact that you can’t see anything for most of the video.
Let's be real... this is basically content.
Nah, you can't even see 90% of it. The lighting is complete garbage. We're in the clear.
Crendor is the homie
This video taught me that such things as temperature-controlled kettles exists, so that alone makes it content.
subtle undertone of anime and cats LUL
200 F is 93 C, just under boiling point, for us non banana measuring Uropians.
"By the way Crensloth.com, did I mention it? I did *bam* sweatpants" Never change Crendor, never change!
8:35
Alright... I get up know and make some coffee myself :D
Sadly my coffee grinder broke... I feel like a peasant know buying /drinking pre-grinded coffee.
Nice, well-lit video.
Getting subtle undertones of...Anime
Wat
The Moment you started grinding the beans, this became Content. And of course excluding the Length of the video, the CONTENT read on the back of the coffee bean bag....
If this was just Simply CAT showing up briefly when he did, then we wouldn't be having this awkwardly long Punching Down Session.
Any other non Americans think 'wtf, water can't reach 200° in a kettle'? only to remember that Americans use really weird temperature system!
Oh thanks, I was really confused :D
No we use our own American made system cuz fukoff
AshlaysBoopityBopDontCop Cuz we're dumb
AshlaysBoopityBopDontCop, y u mad bro?
Gecko Gold ecactly lamo dX
This is a good asmr material right here.
0:52 - [skeptical] *a'right...*
I use a french press, haven't seen this method of brewing coffee seems interesting though.
"Pro tips? Don't need that" xD
The cat just walks away xD
I don't drink coffee but the smell is nice.
Well now I'm sold. I've always wanted coffee with undertones of anime and cats
dat placebo grinding tho
"Pro tip...I don't need that, I am a pro"
This is some high quality non-content
I don't usually watch Crendor cuz he's more like a magical sloth actively trying to make you sleep...... but this coffee non-content tho, pretty bullshitty, love it.
Crendor, in a nutshell.
The Bob Ross of internet coffee reviews.
I can just hear Dodger laughing when she watches the review section lol
But if her coffee gets the Crendor seal of "pretty goodness," I'll certainly have to give it a try!
For some reason i was thinking this would be coffee made by presshearttocontinue that you would be reviewing.......... like dodger's coffee. was still a quality video
she has her own brand of coffee you can buy, thats what hes drinking
Ooh Shit that's dope
"Undertone of cat"? Like Kopi Luwak? No wonder the cat disapproves.^^
How many buttons does a kettle need?! I've only ever seen them with one button...on!
I just spent 10 minutes of my morning drinking coffee while watching a dude brew coffee. God bless non-content!
This is very close to actual content, Crendor.
Subtle undertone of anime... Classic
what did u use to heat the water and where can i buy it
Anime, cats, peanuts. I need this coffee quick
i really needed this in my life.
we want a glassbones greg sr.(!) squel!!!
this is very much content
I lost it at "Subtle undertone of anime"
those were definite content sips; we need non-content gulps
Cracked up when I read the title.
This seems like actual content.
Quality non-content !
Cats don't like coffee. That's why I sprinkle coffee grounds into the garden.
Leonard likes this video
Seeing this genuinely inspired me to grind my own coffee, what are all those tools you used crendor?
I think this has solidly stepped over the line on to the side of content.
Where do you get the pour over filter?
I want to try this, and Cat is adorable.
dark roasts are usually too bitter and over-roasted, but I can't knock it till I try it lol i'd like to know how it's low acid and a dark roast.
next up Crendor drinking dodgers coffee while fishing in wow lol
Oh, the logo is a paw print!? It took a 10 minute non content to show me the light
this video is now propertie of Ernie gang
here for the cat not the coffee
KEEP GRINDING
This was very educational. I feel informed!
Your non-content has failed.
TIL Grinding coffee in pulses is a placebo.
What kettle is that?
Dodger actually made her own coffee? Thats fucking nutty
10 minutes for 1 cup of coffee...nty. Besides, as my brothers tell me "you ruin coffee with the cream and stevia!" Hey, I'll drink my coffee the way I like, you drink yours the way you like.