"I like Soylent. The internet told me it was gonna make me more like a woman but... that's cool, I love women." You know, that's a very optimistic viewpoint to have in life, Jesse.
Well he also has his huge amount of soylent which is supposed to be enough for one meal a bottle. No clue if it is but if he drinks that instead of eating he easily has like 20+ meals in that fridge.
Z6U6Z6U That’s quite a polarizing claim there. Don’t make that basis on Jesse’s fridge alone, I’ve never seen another human being’s fridge that looks like this.
I'm from elsewhere in The Netherlands and I can say with some authority that although Gouda is technically cheese, it just the mediocre cheese we export (although it must be said that it's better than Edam, which is the shitty cheese we export). Farmer's cheese is where it's at.
I love how foreigners see our shitty sandwich cheese in videos and photos (which isn't just an American thing), and string cheese (which I've so seen in other countries as well!) and assume that's the only cheese we know and have lol. Like, if you search the country that is literally the only cheese you will find, little yellow processed squares. Not a brie in sight, no gorgonzola, or cotija, not even gouda. Just our floppy flat squares.
Crendor has officially become the 14th Yule lad, he breaks into people's houses to raid their frigdes, he doesn't take anything, just judges people's eating habits and always leaves a little tiny pot of Skyr (joghurt) so that you'll know that he knows. ;)
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SERIES! PLEASE MORE NONCONTENT! PLEASE MORE JESSE TRYING TO NOT BE IN THE VIDEO, AND OFFERING PEZ TO TRY AND DISTRACT CRENDOG FROM LOOKING INTO HIS FRIDGE!
So i've learned from this video, jesse cox rarely eats solids and mostly consumes liquids. Also fuck i ordered a case of that voss sparkling water to try.
American Cox Fiji V: The Phantom Fridge: *Why are we still here, just for supper? Everynight I can feel the heart burn, the chicken leg, even my tendies. The roscotti iv'e lost. The gatorades ive lost. It wont stop hurting, its like they're all not yet stale. You feel it to dont you? Im gonna make them give back our mashed!*
the first 20 secs Crendor: "It's like opening a hearthstone pack. Is there legendaries? Is there golden legendaries?" *opens the fridge* Innkeeper in my head: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.... Golden common!
Whiskey rocks, not ice cube makers. If they were icecube makers you would be able to open them, these seem to not be that. Probably aluminium or some alloy that doesnt give away any flavor.
It's been a year! What's in that fridge now?! Come on Crendor! Hell go over to Dodgers and look in her fridge too. Hell what's in your fridge?! I will sub if you make the Fridge thing a bi weekly thing!
Alright Crendor now we need to make a spinoff series where we find out whats on top of and under everyones fridge. Bonus noncontent section is we look at what is in their pantries.
Looks like Jesse still has the same bottles of Żubrówka he had 2 years ago. Now, with one half empty. Progress. With that rate he's going to drink them for the next 10 years. Just one crate, 10 years of fun. Buy Żubrówka.
"I like Soylent. The internet told me it was gonna make me more like a woman but... that's cool, I love women." You know, that's a very optimistic viewpoint to have in life, Jesse.
GentleBaguette Maybe I should drink it. I could stand to be more like a woman
So what we've learned is that Jesse subsists on a liquid diet apparently.
Stop Jesse he's trying to make this into content
just got recommended this after watching the first (officially) episode of The Geekenders with Crendor
As someone who only eats outside once or twice a year, I have hard time understanding how you can live with no food in your fridge...
My guess is that since he spends most of his time out or at the office, all the food is there or he lives off of takeout/delivery.
Eats at the office also may buy ingredients for the day on his way home. I use to go day by day with fresh food when I would walk home from university
Well he also has his huge amount of soylent which is supposed to be enough for one meal a bottle. No clue if it is but if he drinks that instead of eating he easily has like 20+ meals in that fridge.
Also in a place like LA the average restaurant food is going to be better than most things you can cook for yourself
Jesse is super busy and rarely spends time at home. So, it's restaurant fare, for the most part.
0:43 "that's not refrigerated " Haha, the tone of Crendor's disapproval
I think he said "That's not a refrigerator".
I stroked my monitor to feel the cane juice can
PEZ???
yes, please
Oh, seinfeld. :)
Sam and dodger's pls.. And an update on TB's fridge
yes ! i wanne knowh how the fridge looks like now they live together maybe its messy or maybe its clean :p
Their fridges are likely less messy than my life!
It's a known fact that TB loves his 'traps'.
TB said that he regretted having his fridge shown.
Anyone wanting to know what that water actually is: It's Voss Lemongrass Tangerine.
Terrible writing. Super predictable plot points. This show has really gone downhill since the new director came in
From the Void you come.
Time to declare the extended fridge universe non-canon and start over.
A lot of the lore for this show got retconned when Disney bought the studio.
Goddamn Alfred Hitchcock. He's always ruining these amazing productions.
October 21st, 2017. The day that the cranberry juice expired. Thoughts and prayers heading your way, the first year is the hardest
Watching geekenders and had to stop to rewatch this gem 😂
Same. I forgot Crendor got 8 minutes of none content just out of Jesse's fridge
You need to do a "What's in Jesse's office fridge" :P
More Soylent. And Mexican Coke.
patu8010 what kind of coke we talkin?
Dammit Crendor, you're letting all the cold air out of the fridge.
It's all liquids, won't affect anything
puts the camera in the door of the fridge, this is why crendor is the king of non content.
Had to rewatch after the Geekenders episode lmao. The non content is strong and also very comforting ❤
YESSSSS THE FRIDGE VIDEOS FINALLY RETURNED THANK YOU CRENDOR
What the fuck is the apples doing in the fridge??? WHAT MONSTER keeps apples in the fridge?
Crendor: And it feels weird! You can probably feel that though the video..."
Me: *Begins furiously stroking my monitor*
paddington bear likes marmilade
Richard MacCorkindale
Paddington 2 coming soon...
I thought he was talking about TB
I'm from Gouda and I can say with some authority that that isn't cheese
Americans are completely clueless about food
Z6U6Z6U That’s quite a polarizing claim there. Don’t make that basis on Jesse’s fridge alone, I’ve never seen another human being’s fridge that looks like this.
Z6U6Z6U Americans know all about American food. That's all they need to survive
I'm from elsewhere in The Netherlands and I can say with some authority that although Gouda is technically cheese, it just the mediocre cheese we export (although it must be said that it's better than Edam, which is the shitty cheese we export). Farmer's cheese is where it's at.
I love how foreigners see our shitty sandwich cheese in videos and photos (which isn't just an American thing), and string cheese (which I've so seen in other countries as well!) and assume that's the only cheese we know and have lol. Like, if you search the country that is literally the only cheese you will find, little yellow processed squares. Not a brie in sight, no gorgonzola, or cotija, not even gouda. Just our floppy flat squares.
Pez? I fell out my chair >
jesse needs to react to this.
I just watched a man rummage through another mans fridge for 8 and a half mins. Loved it
Crendor has officially become the 14th Yule lad, he breaks into people's houses to raid their frigdes, he doesn't take anything, just judges people's eating habits and always leaves a little tiny pot of Skyr (joghurt) so that you'll know that he knows. ;)
Finally a fridge tour. This is exactly the kind of non-content I didn't subscribe for.
Even if there is nothing to mustard, there will always be mustard in a fridge.
is it truly a fridge if there is no mustard?
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SERIES! PLEASE MORE NONCONTENT! PLEASE MORE JESSE TRYING TO NOT BE IN THE VIDEO, AND OFFERING PEZ TO TRY AND DISTRACT CRENDOG FROM LOOKING INTO HIS FRIDGE!
Huh. Didn't know Jesse drove a BMW. Classy Nerd.
Waited so long for this update. Thank you Crendor
"If it showed me drinking it, it would be content." - Thank you, Crendor, for never letting your non-content standards waver.
That refrigerator dubstep when crendor leaves the camera on the door is FIRE!
no Jägermeister this time? DISAPPOINTED
Oh well at least there are tons of vodka :p
Can't wait for the behind the scenes: Behind The Fridge episode
Best fridge so far. Fiji water, wheatgrass.. sparkling water, Polish Bisongrass Vodka. He's got it all.
Crendor tackling the hard content! Well done you sweet sloth angel
How dare you accuse him of making content.
So i've learned from this video, jesse cox rarely eats solids and mostly consumes liquids. Also fuck i ordered a case of that voss sparkling water to try.
.... So, what does Jesse eats?
Takeout, mostly.
Soooo. Can we get Jesses reaction to this? :P
Deep suspicion that he KNEW you were going to do this and cleaned/prepped. Hence hovering and pez offering.
Hell yeah, this is the kind of non-content I subscribe for.
"TH-cam's ad revenue ain't what it used to be" Meanwhile I can see Jesse's BMW keys on the key hook. XD
Crendor!! Can makes this into just it's own series, FRIDGE RAIDERS is such a great name.
I don't even know why I'm coming back to watch these but I see em, I click em.
"You can probably feel it through the video." Never before has that been so accurate.
I had no school today. This is quality non-entertainment
this is great. we need more special guest non content videos
The day crendor visits Jesse and the fridge is full, it becomes content.
American Cox Fiji V: The Phantom Fridge: *Why are we still here, just for supper? Everynight I can feel the heart burn, the chicken leg, even my tendies. The roscotti iv'e lost. The gatorades ive lost. It wont stop hurting, its like they're all not yet stale. You feel it to dont you? Im gonna make them give back our mashed!*
Voss should sponsor Cox and Crendor, because I totally left my house to go buy a few after seeing this
A whole 8 minute special of fridge opening? Oh my
2:58 this is why I subscribed to crendor.
Top tier non content right there
Ah, the ghostly visage of Jesse visits us again, may he haunt us further.
I am not sub to crendor, but TH-cam wouldn’t stop recommending this. I was not disappointed
You stay away from them stonykids, Jesse! That's Crendor's content!
Again, these videos are the greatest content on TH-cam.
When he said "It's like opening a hearthstone pack" I started snapping
Amazing snap stories crendor,whens the next part?
the first 20 secs
Crendor: "It's like opening a hearthstone pack. Is there legendaries? Is there golden legendaries?" *opens the fridge*
Innkeeper in my head: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH....
Golden common!
There's a distinct lack of frozen Jagermeister in Jesse's freezer.
The heartless ness...
" that's not a refrigerator. "
Okay no. Explain the d20s please.
Sayantan Chaudhuri probably have water or something in them and they freeze. Like whiskey rocks but shaped like d20s.
Well they're D(ice) so there's a pun to be had there!
Sayantan Chaudhuri Probably d20 ice cube makers or whiskey rocks.
Not 100% sure, but they look quite similar to a D20 ice cube maker that came in a Loot Crate ~2 years ago
Whiskey rocks, not ice cube makers. If they were icecube makers you would be able to open them, these seem to not be that. Probably aluminium or some alloy that doesnt give away any flavor.
It's been a year! What's in that fridge now?! Come on Crendor! Hell go over to Dodgers and look in her fridge too. Hell what's in your fridge?! I will sub if you make the Fridge thing a bi weekly thing!
'Jesse: Pez? Crendor: thats not a Refrigerator....' lost it the first time xD
It's pretty obvious that Jesse mostly lives of Pizza delivery as he has nothing in his fridge to actually cook with.
Pretty sure he eats outside with Dodger and Sam like every freaking day
He is at his office for most of day so eats there
Soylent.
Just drink your meals.
Thanks for waking me up Crendor
So glad they decided to revive this series. So great, even though the finale was a letdown.
Condements and liquids. Is this my fridge?
the never ending episode 1 of Jesse cox´s fridge
I always admire crendor's commitment to non-content. "If I show me drinking that'd be content."
Alright Crendor now we need to make a spinoff series where we find out whats on top of and under everyones fridge. Bonus noncontent section is we look at what is in their pantries.
jesse sensually rubbing potatoes...crendor stroking a can with his thumb. these two obviously are best friends xD
I really wanted that one bottle of Tentacle Grape to still be there.
It's clear now that Jesse is a plant or sea sponge. He either survives on photosynthesis or filter feeds on everyone's salt.
Holy crap, Nando's Sauce AND Fortnum and Mason's Marmelade? Jesse knows his British food!
Sometimes when I am at relatives and friends houses I ask: ”Can I look in your fridge?” It’s pretty fun to see what people store in there.
Jesse just makes me happy
Ive been waiting so long for this
Oh boy, I've been waiting for this!
Cholula spotted at 4:55
Good choice
Distinct lack of FOOD in his fridge. And did I see Fortnum and Mason? That costs a fortune in the UK.
Bison grass vodka and apple juice is the best combo going
Thank you for the yearly update 😁
Wow Jesse is ALL about keeping hydrated 😂
FINALLY. This is the stuff I subbed for!
i can just imagine the 30 minutes Jesse spent to clean his fridge before this video
But what IS in the mystery container ? We may never know !
Maybe I'm weird, but my fridge contains a lot of things that you can eat...
So.... Jessi doesn't eat food. He only drinks things. That's what I'm getting from this video.
So invasive of Jesse's privacy and I love it. Lol
Why are these so entertaining
jesse is in it so its content crendor
5:45 Crendor doesnt know how to make syrup...
Looks like Jesse still has the same bottles of Żubrówka he had 2 years ago. Now, with one half empty. Progress. With that rate he's going to drink them for the next 10 years. Just one crate, 10 years of fun. Buy Żubrówka.
Some quality non-content
My day has been made.
Soylent is awesome. Plant power.
beautiful. now I want lemongrass.
I wonder if Jesse ever brought any Bison Grass Vodka to his SGS sessions? Seems like a neat way to break the ice and calm the nerves.