I want one. I treasure the old style of speech synthesis and friendlyness in the car. The displays are just gorgeous. I fantasize about simply getting one as a usual daily, not agressive interstate driving... God I hope this could be the one thing I could drive and cherish before I could go.
I might be getting one soon. Its 8 hours away from me and the guy agreed to trade my delsol for it. I will drive out there in a couple of days to grab it.
I had this system in my 87 Lebaron... Was great to hear that again. Mine always warned me to 'please close your rear hatch', even though I had a decklid and it was closed. If I remember right, there was a separate alert for the decklid.
My grandma owned an 84 LeBaron with a decklid, and there were separate warnings for the decklid and rear hatch. In other words.. Your Electronic Voice Alert is malfunctioning. Prompt service is required.
VFD is nice but I prefer led segment displays due to longer lifespans and higher simplicity. I've seen so many weak or dead VFDs on clock displays or appliances and yet we have constantly plugged in alarm clocks from the 90s with led digits that are still bright.
@@TapesNstuffS I just wish LEDs could get as small as the segments on many VFDs so they could replace them but unfortunately it seems LEDs have a limit on how small they can get if I'm not mistaken
@@exoticcar5482 Well I have an old tape deck: Sony tc-k71 that uses small LEDs for the peak meter. I would imagine that today, they could make even smaller ones but sadly everything is going to lcd (boring). I think lcd just costs less but then you get poor viewing angles, low contrast and poor performance in cold weather.
I used to have one of those for a short while, it was cool. I once read somewhere that they were based on the same technology as the kids toy the speak-n-spell...
Your engine oil pressure is critical. Has anyone seen the video where this guy bought this particular chip, and made that particular phrase a bunch of musical chords?
My mom had one of these as her car in my first memories........your engine temperature is above normal and or engine oil pressure is critical 😂😂😂😂 2 headgaskets and a turbo and it was traded in on a new Camaro......after 9 years of coolness yet costly
I like how they ripped off the Speak N Spell, I thought it was a cool, albeit goofy feature. What amazes me most is how it somehow knew when the brake pads were worn. Never saw another car with that feature.
the only way to believe MOPAR made such a car is drive it,i drove all of the models of this year clear back to 1969, THIS model was a screamer,be nice in inclement weather warned,they will roll
I didnt know chrysler made a spaceship in the 80s. Dope.
Bro's car got every single issues that a single vehicle could have ☠️
the car's extended warranty expired... shoulda replied to that phonecall
Its a dodge Chrysler product .lol
These were the top 3 worst junk ever made
This is about right in terms of number of faults for a five year old Chrysler.
@@tomsixsix 2 yr old Chrysler
It's a test loll
"I dunno what to tell you dude, shit's fucked."
It Was In Test Mode
I want one. I treasure the old style of speech synthesis and friendlyness in the car. The displays are just gorgeous. I fantasize about simply getting one as a usual daily, not agressive interstate driving... God I hope this could be the one thing I could drive and cherish before I could go.
I might be getting one soon. Its 8 hours away from me and the guy agreed to trade my delsol for it. I will drive out there in a couple of days to grab it.
@@vintage2730 how'd it go?
@@vintage2730I’d love to know how it went as well!
i wanna know too
okay so, story time...? Did you get abdusctrf.m😊@vintage2730
It's great to here the EVA again. What a cool thing Chrysler came out with. GREAT POST
My Dodge Daytona Turbo Z had this computer. I miss it saying "you're door is ajar". I miss that car..
Amazing! Not many EVA equipped Laser XE’s are left. Take good care of it!
I had this system in my 87 Lebaron... Was great to hear that again. Mine always warned me to 'please close your rear hatch', even though I had a decklid and it was closed. If I remember right, there was a separate alert for the decklid.
My grandma owned an 84 LeBaron with a decklid, and there were separate warnings for the decklid and rear hatch. In other words..
Your Electronic Voice Alert is malfunctioning. Prompt service is required.
@@latioshoenn3698 duly noted...heh
a door is a jar
VFDs look so much better than the LCDs we're mostly stuck with now
Look better and last forever.
Agreed. I'm glad the new stove my parents bought has one.
VFD is nice but I prefer led segment displays due to longer lifespans and higher simplicity. I've seen so many weak or dead VFDs on clock displays or appliances and yet we have constantly plugged in alarm clocks from the 90s with led digits that are still bright.
@@TapesNstuffS I just wish LEDs could get as small as the segments on many VFDs so they could replace them but unfortunately it seems LEDs have a limit on how small they can get if I'm not mistaken
@@exoticcar5482 Well I have an old tape deck: Sony tc-k71 that uses small LEDs for the peak meter. I would imagine that today, they could make even smaller ones but sadly everything is going to lcd (boring). I think lcd just costs less but then you get poor viewing angles, low contrast and poor performance in cold weather.
That's why I love Chrysler. No other big company tried this in their fleet. This is so 80ies, but really cool
Chrysler is garbage now sadly. But yeah
@@Warp2090just like most American car brands
@@javidmirza4584 Yep
@@javidmirza4584 Or really any brand other than honda and toyota.
Chrysler, ahead of the time... my Daytona only told me my door was a jar...lol, still have the Daytona.
Me listening to all of this in my car without the demos: Welp I’m fucked.
Tries to exit the car, EVA: "I am sorry (add your name here), I am afraid I can't do that."
I'd rather have this than what we have now.
I loved the Laser XE! I got out bis on one a few years ago on line auction.
Bought a new Daytona turbo in 84' with the voice alert but it didn't have a as detailed amount of warnings as yours. Love these cars.
I wish vehicles in the modern days had this instead of those damn lights on the dash.
i remember working on those things, the damn speak n spell always got me.
I used to have one of those for a short while, it was cool.
I once read somewhere that they were based on the same technology as the kids toy the speak-n-spell...
The voice synthesis does sound very similar!
They did indeed both use Texas Instruments speech synthesis chips although the version for the car has higher quality speech.
So awesome.
"Door is ajar" No Hal, A door is a door.
That is fucking awesome. I'll take the robot voice over that annoying Google Maps chick *ANY DAY OF THE WEEK*.
Dashboard is century ahead of its time , I guess to all of this there is a over ride switch for it.
🎉
Buying a new cars gonna be less expensive than repairing this one💀
What a movie car 😊
Wow this would get old fast
POV: you didn't buy the extended warranty.
Better than anything made today
I wish you could give your AI smart speaker an ‘80s voice like that I’d do it in a heartbeat
Your engine oil pressure is critical. Has anyone seen the video where this guy bought this particular chip, and made that particular phrase a bunch of musical chords?
Hmm what videoo?
@@ColaTai th-cam.com/video/8DwKqCZlKnw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=AR0ysMF0yDnlTyL4
Where did you find this car? I desperately wish I had this exact vehicle.
Harry! I'm looking to buy a fine automobile from him
Just a friendly car, one that talks.
Put 'Pole Position' - Cartoon- theme in that car.
A guy I knew had one new, I thought it was cool back then.
Headlamps are broken but still on
I used to think doors were jars
My mom had one of these as her car in my first memories........your engine temperature is above normal and or engine oil pressure is critical 😂😂😂😂 2 headgaskets and a turbo and it was traded in on a new Camaro......after 9 years of coolness yet costly
see how luxurious cars used to be?
Tesla warning: Warning your battery is on fire!
Stop yelling at me😭
back then when Chrysler made REAL cars
The headlamp and brake lamp alert could be very useful for Indonesian motorcyclists because they don't give a shit if those lamps are out
I only came in for an oil change...
These are actual recodings of someone crushed down to a 1 bit codec. I forget codec name but its the same (obvious) as a speak n spell of the time.
Holy Oh Noes!
Cybernet is born
🇺🇸⛓️⚓️🚢⚓️⛓️🇺🇸 Sometimes old school Michigan iron feels more high tech than modern technology.....
Wow, your car has a lot of issues, I don't feel so bad about my beater now!
This is the test mode. Surpirisngly the car had none of these issues in normal driving.
me after driving a vehicle in beamng for 5 minutes
Cars in the mid 1980’s have GPWS like airplanes do.
Chulada de auto
I just bought one of these. how did you make it say everything?? Is there a test mode you can run on the voice module?
Yes.....hit the systems check button....I used to make my mom press it all the time 😂😂😂😂
POV: You just bought a used Golf
I like how they ripped off the Speak N Spell, I thought it was a cool, albeit goofy feature. What amazes me most is how it somehow knew when the brake pads were worn. Never saw another car with that feature.
It probably wasn't ripped off, they most likely just had TI make the talking system for them
bro drives a speak and spell
Shut up Kitt. Ok Michael
How many problems does this car have???
damn everything is wrong with that car, you played to much forza in it
damn, this car is a POS
Please check
Teacher is parent teachers meeting discussing my areas to improve
It's time dude. sell it... say goodbye...
Hi, I was wondering if you were interested in selling this car?
Sold it years ago, sorry.
Who's here in 2024?
My mom had a 85 chrysler LeBaron back in 1995
the only way to believe MOPAR made such a car is drive it,i drove all of the models of this year clear back to 1969, THIS model was a screamer,be nice in inclement weather warned,they will roll
What is this?
1 week after you buy a car from shady guy on FB marketplace.
This car has AI
😂 that car is a wreck
Just a bunch useless sensors that will break along with the stuff it’s measuring
😂😂😂😂😂no si
BMW's be like
Uhm FANF
Dang what isn’t wrong with this car?
It's in test mode.
@@Dr.W.Krueger I know.
Cool tech wasted on a terrible car
junk
Who's here in 2024?