I'm a paycheck to paycheck dad and I'm a great dad. It doesn't take fame and fortune to be a good dad you just have to realize your kids are more important than yourself and be there.
And that realization isn’t so hard when you love your kids. I genuinely think my two kids are some of the coolest people to be around, so why wouldn’t I want to spend a time with them?
The it reminds me of me thing is ok if presented with empathy, relating with people is important. Bart is twisting it into, surprise, attention whoring . imo
@@9176michael Agreed. When going through something rough and someone shares a story that was similar and how they got out etc, and to share you're not alone, its great. Not always bad by any means Half the time when bert does this its not even similar at all he just uses it as an excuse to shine light on him
So if he’s not a comic then why does Bert sell out arena’s and have one of the biggest comedy festivals in the world? Last time I checked he’s funnier than all of us
@@adamweger40 because he's a rockstar lol. He's great at selling himself and he's funny on podcasts. But he doesn't sell arenas because he has great jokes.
Bert’s stories are so lame. He missed out on fathering his young kids so it bugs him to be around dads who really don’t want to miss a thing. Bert’s greed , chronic alcoholism and need for constant attention kept him for understanding the greatest parts of. parenthood.
He reminded me so much of my father. Literally close to the same situation he was talking to someone about going to soccer games nonstop and how stupid it is to travel and see every game to a guy who did exactly that. Too make it better the guy has one and half jobs so he has all the reason to agree that it's to much. 😂. If you remind me of my father, it's not too pretty for you 😂.
See, I read that completely different. I saw it as he is jealous that he had to work when his kids were young to provide his family with an awesome life while the parents that have money to begin with get to be there during those early years.
@Anothercommentsection okay momo "fun" Makes erything about himself, Asks you a question just so he can relay it back to talking about himself... Hilarious dude totally
@@kylefrancis3906doesn't make it tolerable watching him use every podcast guest to ask a question & respond to it about himself. SELF CENTERED MONGOLOID
@@kylefrancis3906doesn't make it tolerable watching him use every podcast guest to ask a question & respond to it about himself. SELF CENTERED MONGOLOID
Comp alluding to the “Joe Rogan will have 6 unfunny comics on before he has Katt Williams on his podcast” on club Shay Shay and Bert immediately diverts lol
Will quietly but firmly saying “just listen, Bert” was a very affirming moment. Also, Bert deciding that he doesn’t buy Stoicism is genuinely hilarious.
Will is a real one. Hit the heartstrings at his monologue near the end of the pod about his mom. He has a refreshing perspective and resonates with me as a new dad
I really try to hard to watch these all the way through because a handful of tjem have been pretty good. But Bert drives me so fkn nuts most of the time that I’m forced to shut it off
Tom is single handedly holding this podcast together. Probably looks forward to the episodes with guests so he can have an adult conversation for part of the time
Bert came off so condescending when he said he's discussing this with "a guy who makes dick jokes and a professional athlete". Bert basically said he 100% buys the dumb jock stereotype and that Compton didn't have the credentials for Bert to respect his intellect. Sure, he's no Stephen Hawkin, but he's not an idiot.
Thing is most of it is pretty justified. He interrupts the guest every 2 minutes and when a guest is sharing a story he has to immediately relate it to him even if it’s not even close. And the fact that he has the audacity to try and shit on dads who are active inside their kids’ lives because he was “working so much” even tho all he’s ever done is drink and party. Bart is extremely narcissistic and the way he hates on stoicism proves it even more
"Here's an example of when I had no choice but to say yes and it benefited me. And here is an example of when I had the luxury of saying no but I insisted on saying yes and everyone hated it."
At 56:00 Bert says he was grinding away for his kids but that's not completely true. It's like Breaking Bad where Walter White says "I did all of this for you!" and then in one of the last episodes Walter says, "I did it for me. I enjoyed it." Come on Bert be honest.
Saw Bart in Oxnard and boy what a disappointment! I’d ask for a refund but I didn’t pay, my brother did. Burp didn’t even show his “exercise” body. Honestly I didn’t want to go but my brother invited me so I mainly went for him and his enjoyment because that’s what family does.
The switch that Tom throws on his personality for a few minutes there, starting at 49:50, is pretty fucking wild. It seems like he's doing a Bert bit, and I'm impressed with his ability to just, take on a character for moment.
Christ. Can't even make it an hour through these fucking therapy sessions anymore. The NFL inside stories and insight are amazing and interesting, only to be completely derailed and interrupted by "I'm a bad dad, grew up poor, always hustling and grinding, woe-is-fucking-me" Bart.
Heard what Bert said about “your children will be here forever.” Came here specifically to say this: my brother died when I was little and I got to witness my parents’ profound grief firsthand (on top of dealing with my own). So count your fucking blessings that you still have your two daughters. So damned disgusting I can’t believe it.
Will is the absolute man. Loved listening to him articulate fatherhood and what he took from his late mother. Great episode, hope bert learned something
@@bmfrandomness1565yet you said it’s almost unwatchable and you’ve been a fan for years. It’s getting old seeing all the comments being about Bart. No one is saying anything new. It’s stupid and adds nothing.
True philosophy in action! It's amazing to see the most philosophical debate in 2000 years still alive and well. Epicurus vs. Zeno, Epicureanism vs. Stoicism, BERT KREISHER VS. WILL COMPTON. Absolute poetry, fellas! I wouldn't expect anything less from y'all. The great debate continues on YMH.
Jesus Christ Bert, you really touched on something there in regards of the power of no convo. I didn't expect that from you tbh. I completely understand you, I have never been in the circumstance of ever being able to say no. I have to take all the opportunities I needed to.
Will saying "Just listen, Bert" is one of the realest things that's been said on this podcast to date.
Yeah like they're calling a dude taking time out of his life and he can't even respect him enough to listen.
😂
"Keep the shirt on and let other people talk." -Marcus Aurelius
😂😂😂
Sir...😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂
Will saying Bert is getting upset about stoicism because it is a reflection of what he doesn't like about himself nailed it
You could see it in Wills eye and how quickly he switched it up that he was dealing with a bigger moron than even himself....
Projection is obvious
Go away bert.
Couldn't have been more on the nose.
That part
I'm a paycheck to paycheck dad and I'm a great dad. It doesn't take fame and fortune to be a good dad you just have to realize your kids are more important than yourself and be there.
✊🏽👏🏽
And that realization isn’t so hard when you love your kids. I genuinely think my two kids are some of the coolest people to be around, so why wouldn’t I want to spend a time with them?
Burt not being able to define stoicism and arguing against it is peak Burt.
Tom saying he thinks he’s getting taller because he’s meeting some tall people lately is the most Bert thing he’s ever said 😂😂😂
Bert’s ego got angry at stoicism 😂
you thought you really said sumthing
@@MAASKED-W They really said the truth lmao
And good dad's.
@@MAASKED-W it’s very possible this is Bert.
I watched until Bert interrupted someone that lasted 26seconds
So nice of Will to join the pod and listen to Bert for an hour
Bert refusing to admit that being successful was more important, to him, than being a good father is hilarious.
Justifying it as he wasnt part of the top 1% is insane
Bert suffers from "look at me", "listen to me", "your experience reminds me of me"
The it reminds me of me thing is ok if presented with empathy, relating with people is important. Bart is twisting it into, surprise, attention whoring . imo
@@9176michael Agreed. When going through something rough and someone shares a story that was similar and how they got out etc, and to share you're not alone, its great. Not always bad by any means
Half the time when bert does this its not even similar at all he just uses it as an excuse to shine light on him
Not gonna lie Will, did not see you choosing the fam over football, good on you. Most guys have a tough time knowing when those priorities change.
I don’t understand how you’re such good parents says the selfish narcissist 😂😂😂
go back to elementary
@@MAASKED-Wdefend defenceless Bert harder yobo
Pretty sure he hides behind his work that he's a shit dad.
talking to Burnt Chrysler about Marcus Aurelius is like explaining to a toddler who Bert Kreischer is.
😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure a toddler would have very little problem figuring Bert our
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@trickslies844 Toddler has more in common with Burnt then he does with Marcus
Katt calling bert a rockstar is a nice way of saying you're not a comic 😂
100% Katt's a real one.
Not a chance that ever happened......
So if he’s not a comic then why does Bert sell out arena’s and have one of the biggest comedy festivals in the world? Last time I checked he’s funnier than all of us
@@adamweger40 because he's a rockstar lol. He's great at selling himself and he's funny on podcasts. But he doesn't sell arenas because he has great jokes.
@@bazd313 yeah ima bust on this comment.
Bert. Just ask a question and listen without comparing yourself with the guests scenario or anybody else for that matter
It’s so annoying
Maybe he is just trying to let them know that he understands by telling a similar experience he had?
@@steadfasttherenowned2460 no he needs everything to come back around to himself.
@@malcolmrichards7754 😱 penis
This joke is old.
“No one got that joke?” - Bert’s most asked question.
Nikki Glaser loves his joke.
nobody expects a good one outta Bert, so it caught everybody off guard
Is it me or is Bert getting stupider ? Not hating on him just an observation
@@Chris-hw4mq i think he’s actually starting to get wiser. He’s just going from such an opposite area that it took some time to gain some traction.
@@Chris-hw4mq brain damage from all the partying and substances
I’ll save you an hour… this pod is just another therapy session for Burt
Will is of good cloth, still a good podcast.
You should have saved us 3 seconds from the stupid ass comment lol
Thanks brandy, need more folks like you
Then stop watching?????
Save the effort and alert us to when they're not.
Can we just have Tom Talks back please
When a linebacker in the NFL has a brain that works better than your 50 year old alcoholic brain, you need to take a step back.
no, smarter ppl make the nfl
At 37:20 when Bert realizes EVERYTHING HE LIVES FOR he has been doing/ looking at in the wrong way😅
It's WILD how much hate Bert gets from his OWN podcast audience lmao it's so hilariously entertaining to watch this guy sink himself deeper
Bert’s stories are so lame.
He missed out on fathering his young kids so it bugs him to be around dads who really don’t want to miss a thing.
Bert’s greed , chronic alcoholism and need for constant attention kept him for understanding the greatest parts of. parenthood.
You absolutely nailed it
He reminded me so much of my father. Literally close to the same situation he was talking to someone about going to soccer games nonstop and how stupid it is to travel and see every game to a guy who did exactly that. Too make it better the guy has one and half jobs so he has all the reason to agree that it's to much. 😂. If you remind me of my father, it's not too pretty for you 😂.
See, I read that completely different. I saw it as he is jealous that he had to work when his kids were young to provide his family with an awesome life while the parents that have money to begin with get to be there during those early years.
It has NOTHING to do with him being “poor” !! He is literally trying to justify his actions
@@johanvanderpants9363he is making an excuse-everyone has to work- what is he talking about
Petition for a recurring segment where experts try and explain various philosophical ideas to Bark?
He wouldn't let them speak & would block it out. Guy thinks he is perfect just OTHERS need too see that, Cardiac arrest INCOMING
40:33 “I hate it when stupid people tell me stuff” we know how you feel Bert
Underrated comment, I was like is this motherFu(
Bert created his own fraternity with his summer tours! What’s he talking about? Hanging out, cooking, weed, all of it every night!
Bert's intensity could make a rabid raccoon turn away because of how exhausting he is.
@Anothercommentsection okay momo "fun" Makes erything about himself, Asks you a question just so he can relay it back to talking about himself... Hilarious dude totally
I love when they bring on guests just so Bart crystals can interrupt them🥰
I'm used to it. You must be new here..
@@kylefrancis3906doesn't make it tolerable watching him use every podcast guest to ask a question & respond to it about himself. SELF CENTERED MONGOLOID
@@kylefrancis3906doesn't make it tolerable watching him use every podcast guest to ask a question & respond to it about himself. SELF CENTERED MONGOLOID
These feel like a chore now
for real
Lovin' Will just roasting Bert. I almost feel like he actually watches the show.
Bert buddy please let the guest speak 😂
To be fair, Compton has nothing to say either. Absolute snoozer
Will Compton The MF LEGEND
50 min update: he hasn’t stopped talking and making this pod about him. Thanks for coming by, Will. 👍🏼
The middle of this podcast was a therapy session for Bert😂
Yeah I'm kinda tired of the therapy talk. Lets talk funny stuff huh guys?
30:04 “you bought books in his book store and you read them”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unreal how he thinks that makes him look bad
Bert is so exhausting haha It should be called 1 bear roars and wheezes while the other smiles and rubs its face and a guest bear listens
Comp alluding to the “Joe Rogan will have 6 unfunny comics on before he has Katt Williams on his podcast” on club Shay Shay and Bert immediately diverts lol
Bert, ignore the positive comments.
Hate from the world
So Tom thinks he’s getting taller and Bert rejects stoicism, progress boys 😂
Bert shitting on being stoic is classic Bert … way to go Dad 🧑 lol
I loved it. Fuck stoicism.
Ion get It.
Magic Spoon is gross and the boxes are tiny. Don't believe ads for that bs.
Can confirm
$10 a box too
Same with Catalina crunch
Protein is expensive compared to sugar. Hence why it’s 10 a box compared to 5
My pops LOVES it but he eats basically cardboard and bird seed, so I believe it.
Will quietly but firmly saying “just listen, Bert” was a very affirming moment. Also, Bert deciding that he doesn’t buy Stoicism is genuinely hilarious.
Well I hate you again Bert, you could only fake it for so long
Will is a real one. Hit the heartstrings at his monologue near the end of the pod about his mom. He has a refreshing perspective and resonates with me as a new dad
Bert’s really showing his ass on this pod
He’s been doing it a lot lately
I really try to hard to watch these all the way through because a handful of tjem have been pretty good. But Bert drives me so fkn nuts most of the time that I’m forced to shut it off
Yeah I’m at 28 minutes and just decided to call it quits
Okay it's not for you 😂
@collinyoung1009 the fact it is for you...Should make you concerned.. Unless you are just as brain dead & broken as he is... "HUUUUR DRINKKKS"
@@christopherwade8372 you nailed it :)
Burt (arguing against stoicism) I find happiness in alcohol and ignoring my family and being annoying as fuck
Epicureanism. Age-old debate...
Bert just ruining the vibe Tom gets going everytime is hilarious. Tom just has to take a sip of coffee to restrain himself.
Bert being put in his place over an over is hilarious
Tom is single handedly holding this podcast together. Probably looks forward to the episodes with guests so he can have an adult conversation for part of the time
Bert came off so condescending when he said he's discussing this with "a guy who makes dick jokes and a professional athlete". Bert basically said he 100% buys the dumb jock stereotype and that Compton didn't have the credentials for Bert to respect his intellect.
Sure, he's no Stephen Hawkin, but he's not an idiot.
39:17 Tom is staring through our souls.
It will be fun to watch the inevitable unraveling of Burt.
It’s over guys. Good run.
You've absolutely right Bart: "I'm not going to change who I am" is the winning recipe. 95% of us are here to watch Tom react to you, fr.
No more Bart! No more Bart!
Bert is disconnected from reality because he is fearful and anxious
LMAO okay Dr. Phill
You mean exactly like every single other adult man who hasn't completely suppressed their emotions? lol
@@glenhoddinott3799 Bert is that, but on steroids
2 toothbrush at the same time….
Gotta bring that thought pattern to your every day life 💯 👍🏻 👌🏻
Whole comment section is Bert hate 😂
That’s what I was noticing. It’s usually like that lately.
Thing is most of it is pretty justified. He interrupts the guest every 2 minutes and when a guest is sharing a story he has to immediately relate it to him even if it’s not even close. And the fact that he has the audacity to try and shit on dads who are active inside their kids’ lives because he was “working so much” even tho all he’s ever done is drink and party. Bart is extremely narcissistic and the way he hates on stoicism proves it even more
He should get hate. He shouldn't be famous. He sucks.
49:20 Yes Burt, being your authentic self is important but what if your authentic self is trash?!
Fucking 1 minute in and Bert makes the first question about himself 🎉
Bert actually made me laugh when he used stoicism to refuse comparing his height to Tom 😂
Bart missing the point of saying “No” and having no choice but to follow Earthquake is not the same thing as stoicism. 🤦🏾♂️😂
"Here's an example of when I had no choice but to say yes and it benefited me. And here is an example of when I had the luxury of saying no but I insisted on saying yes and everyone hated it."
1 minute in and Bert made it about him 🤦♀️
30 seconds longer than I thought it would take.......
What’s the record, because the Dr. Phil episode must’ve been 20 seconds, or right after the introductions
Watching Bert try to philosophize is like watching a hamster try to think
Wow! Will's mom was an incredible and inspirational woman.
Bert’s brain just spirals
At 56:00 Bert says he was grinding away for his kids but that's not completely true. It's like Breaking Bad where Walter White says "I did all of this for you!" and then in one of the last episodes Walter says, "I did it for me. I enjoyed it." Come on Bert be honest.
Really really solid analogy. Kudos to you hopefully he reads it and stops being a POS.
This one was a tough listen
They all are
Hope bert never learns Churchill was a stoic 😂
Bert appreciates Churchill for his alcoholism.
"I could read the books and tell you what they say" Who believes this
Saw Bart in Oxnard and boy what a disappointment! I’d ask for a refund but I didn’t pay, my brother did. Burp didn’t even show his “exercise” body. Honestly I didn’t want to go but my brother invited me so I mainly went for him and his enjoyment because that’s what family does.
Like ten minutes in and 3 times Bert totally just derailed the conversation. Hot damn
The switch that Tom throws on his personality for a few minutes there, starting at 49:50, is pretty fucking wild.
It seems like he's doing a Bert bit, and I'm impressed with his ability to just, take on a character for moment.
when Bart says therapy -- he means alcoholism
Burt's TRT has amped up all his worst personality traits
DIAL THE DOSAGE BACK!
Christ. Can't even make it an hour through these fucking therapy sessions anymore. The NFL inside stories and insight are amazing and interesting, only to be completely derailed and interrupted by "I'm a bad dad, grew up poor, always hustling and grinding, woe-is-fucking-me" Bart.
“Just listen Bert” Tom sounded so defeated
The irony is Tom being a stoic is the only way he can tolerate Bert
51:11 I spit beer out my nose 🤣🤣🤣 wtf
Just realized I’m 45 minutes in and Bert hasn’t sukked off Joe Rogan. It’s a miracle
Spoke too soon. 48 minute mark 🤦🏻♂️
Heard what Bert said about “your children will be here forever.” Came here specifically to say this: my brother died when I was little and I got to witness my parents’ profound grief firsthand (on top of dealing with my own). So count your fucking blessings that you still have your two daughters. So damned disgusting I can’t believe it.
I know, that was super hard to hear.
I'm sorry for your loss
How many times will Bart interrupt today???
42
Is your Mom a number? 😂
I'll fart in your general direction. I'll even maybe...interrupt you...
All of them. All the times.
Putting the over/under at 13
Will every time you talk about your mom you get me man, this is the shit I love. Also my boy look great that angle doing him wonders😂
Crazy how Bert kills the views 😂
Will is the absolute man. Loved listening to him articulate fatherhood and what he took from his late mother. Great episode, hope bert learned something
2 bears is almost unwatchable anymore. It sucks. Been a fan for YEARS.
Yeah Bret really ruins the show
It did fall off super hard. Turned from a comedy podcast to Bert's therapy session where he can't seem to realize just how narcissistic he is.
Yet yall watch and comment👍🏽
@@pabloalejandro3597 the comment section is for...... comments. 🤷♂️
@@bmfrandomness1565yet you said it’s almost unwatchable and you’ve been a fan for years. It’s getting old seeing all the comments being about Bart. No one is saying anything new. It’s stupid and adds nothing.
True philosophy in action! It's amazing to see the most philosophical debate in 2000 years still alive and well. Epicurus vs. Zeno, Epicureanism vs. Stoicism, BERT KREISHER VS. WILL COMPTON. Absolute poetry, fellas! I wouldn't expect anything less from y'all.
The great debate continues on YMH.
Another Bart therapy session
I'm glad we had will on today to interview Bert. It was wonderful.
Bret is good until he has to ask himself is there a camera watching, then the real emotion is over, and the showman comes out.
37:59 Tom staring at the camera while he said that was one of the biggest laughs I've had in awhile
😂😂😂😂😂
Bert looks like he is dying from alcohol. He has that red glow
Lmao at Bert being so unreasonable, that they had to call Ryan Holiday up to settle things. 😂
Bert saying I hate people who don't have a original thought than goes on to say did you know mlk is 5'7
Didnt realize it, but I live by stoicism! 🎉
Bert is the Redban of two bears
Jesus Christ Bert, you really touched on something there in regards of the power of no convo. I didn't expect that from you tbh. I completely understand you, I have never been in the circumstance of ever being able to say no. I have to take all the opportunities I needed to.
Pat Tillman was stoic and look where that got him
The soul train bomb followed by Bert doing ads from the neck up was so hilarious
Just in case anyone wondered if Bert is growing as a person……he isn’t
A king from the 1300s?!!
Well, you were only off by about a 1000 years Bert. That and he was an emperor.