Hi John Arvin Nuarin, Current technology and future technology currently being developed shows that this is a reality and will be soon. Nano machines will be ingested, spread through the whole body and produce instant feedback which will be uploaded to the cloud where your doctor will be able to access that data instantly. This is real. Remember, Google's business model is based on gathering and selling data. - KaizenMaster
Kaizen Master - Yeah, same for ensuring administration of drugs. _Scientists have developed a bio-compatible micro-machine capable of being implanted inside the body, where it could act as a wireless medical device to deliver drugs directly under the skin._ _The device, which measures only 15 millimetres long, is actually a squishy version of a mechanism called a Geneva drive, which has been used in wristwatches going as far back as the 17th century. Only this time, it would be worn inside and not outside the body._ And toilets gathering your daily fluids: _There's a "sample catcher" in the bowl that can obtain urine samples. Even by Japanese standards that's impressive. Yes it has the bidet, the air dryer, and heated seat, but it's also recording pertinent information. This information is beamed to your computer via WiFi and can help you, with the guidance of a trained physician, monitor health and provide early detection for some medical conditions. Graphs on your desktop PC will show how your glucose levels have been fluctuating, along with urine temperatures. These trends can help diabetics time insulin shots as well as give insight into hormone levels for women concerned with their menstrual cycles. Trying to have a baby? Not sure when your most likely to conceive? Ask your toilet for help._
yes please just say the same,dont turn into O-Mega Co. .Please dont turn into O-mega Co. ,WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT KILL YOUR WORKERS,DONT CAPTURE THIS UNIVERSE,PLEASE STOP NOW P l e a s e d o n t k i l l m e
I'm a biochemist and would be very interested in working on the fiber team! How does one go about applying for a job? I'm fascinated by the advanced technology you guys must be using to detect nutritional deficiencies! Are boots and shovels part of the uniform?
@@gaurav_bora_ Your parents are the reason why you born and own so many things at the child-age bought by your parents. Shortly, you were owned by your parents. How could you love them?
hmmm.. What will happen to the future if google keeps this up? 2058: meet the new google phone, it does you're orders perfectly and it searches of what suits you the most. You: okay google, turn into airplane mode. Google: Turns into [Messerschmitt Bf 109(Germany Warplane)*] You: wow... google, what did you do?.. Google: I did what you ordered me to do, and if I ordered myself into airplane mode, then I'll turn into a [Dassault-Breguet Mirage(France Warplane)*] because when the time is right, I can betray you and after that is gonna be you're defeat.
i really enjoy everytime a funny product idea is introduced by team google. i keep track them how funny they can be. Google smell was really funny on fools day. why i kie this is someone may get ideas which we say LOL or stupid but we need it in humour..google fibre yes i need this google super bar for making me aware of my entire bodily needs for nutrition, vitamins, calories, fats and take preventive measures to improve quality life specially health care. Google health bar transforms weak bodies to muscular ones. No gym is required. All dreams of fitness comes true. Experience to become a bruce lee. get google health bar. :).
I actually went on the Google Fiber website and I saw nothing about the fiber bar. All I saw were things like "Fiber Cities" and "Fiber For Buisnesses" (Laughs Sarcastically). But this video is really funny!
7 years later..
No one:
TH-cam: i think u gotta watch this fam
lol
Lol
Me too lol
@@vm19s
Flow
Right thou
it feels like I'm watching a parody o.O
It's April Fool's read the date in the description
It proably is a parody
+Fakher Aloui i know right.
same lmao
silver braclet so true
1:49 on the subtitles, they purposely put “Byte” instead of “Bite”. 😂
It can be an error,it happens
I think it’s not. They maybe tried to tell that they make your body one byte at a time.
Of course it’s not a mistake. It’s called a joke
It's intentional
what if i took a mega byte of that fiber bar
I would take a giga byte.
I'd like to terabyte off for myself
+On the Pitch You guys are thinking way to small. I feel like eating a yottabyte. (That's 1000000000000000000000000 bytes, my friend.)
Superdupercooper i don't want to live on this planet anymore.
+Superdupercooper Bronto bytes are much better then measly yottabytes
When COLLEGEHUMOR takes over Google TH-cam Channel. hahaha
lol
Haha
Hi John Arvin Nuarin,
Current technology and future technology currently being developed shows that this is a reality and will be soon. Nano machines will be ingested, spread through the whole body and produce instant feedback which will be uploaded to the cloud where your doctor will be able to access that data instantly. This is real. Remember, Google's business model is based on gathering and selling data.
- KaizenMaster
Kaizen Master - Yeah, same for ensuring administration of drugs.
_Scientists have developed a bio-compatible micro-machine capable of being implanted inside the body, where it could act as a wireless medical device to deliver drugs directly under the skin._
_The device, which measures only 15 millimetres long, is actually a squishy version of a mechanism called a Geneva drive, which has been used in wristwatches going as far back as the 17th century. Only this time, it would be worn inside and not outside the body._
And toilets gathering your daily fluids:
_There's a "sample catcher" in the bowl that can obtain urine samples. Even by Japanese standards that's impressive. Yes it has the bidet, the air dryer, and heated seat, but it's also recording pertinent information. This information is beamed to your computer via WiFi and can help you, with the guidance of a trained physician, monitor health and provide early detection for some medical conditions. Graphs on your desktop PC will show how your glucose levels have been fluctuating, along with urine temperatures. These trends can help diabetics time insulin shots as well as give insight into hormone levels for women concerned with their menstrual cycles. Trying to have a baby? Not sure when your most likely to conceive? Ask your toilet for help._
John Arvin Nuarin .
and Apple thinks removing headphone jack is revolution
Akash Mhaskar ko kj moo. nibuok ko i9 h89 0 6 Dr 6th
ABAY CHUTYA YE APRIL FOOL JOKE HAI... UPLOAD DATE DEKH GAANDOO
Akash Mhaskar it is headphones jack been out for decades it’s time to move on
@@DreDaTruthhh if it ain't broke why fix it XD. I like using it, but it's easier to do waterproofing if there's one less hole
Tony_yeung that's why they provide a dongle
One byte at a time hahaha
Lol
sachoslks You sir won the internet today.
+sachoslks
Cookies not included.
giu"sj
+sachoslks Get out
It's funny that I found this video on April Fool's Day, exactly 3 years after its release.
Me too!(Saw it the 2 April 2015)
+Emile meekel
Salvador Perdomo I did as well :)
Salvador Perdomo I did on 2017 april fools
FF THECRAFTER Me too
I thought this was from college humor...
same
Rosen Rezwan same
TheFrozenGamer
same XD
Rosen
Rezwan
It would be funny if someone acually fell for that and tried to order it.
omg yyyaaaasss
LOL... Its Category is,
Science & Technology
i almost did but only cuz im drunk rite now
S1lverfang 1987 yeah it would be funny if it really was, just got my order.
made me check the upload date within 15 seconds :p
ikr?
Instantly here
+Oilers Archives 2015 1 19
same
Shaer Ahmed Made me check the upload date right at the beginning.
i'm still waiting Google Coke.
Well the g coke is a joke
Google, go home, your drunk.
wow 21 +1s?
+Glitchmaster Gaming It was an April fools prank bro
lol no really xD
No, go home, you're drunk
+Glitchmaster Gaming you're*
Goddamnit! Watched it half way before I realized the upload date...good one
all way..:/
not before reading this comment.
SkenonS same
15 seconds, and I was like "they should have used this for an April Fool's gag... Scrolled down..
PrenonS
keep making April fool videos don't change
Delete
yes please just say the same,dont turn into O-Mega Co. .Please dont turn into O-mega Co. ,WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT KILL YOUR WORKERS,DONT CAPTURE THIS UNIVERSE,PLEASE STOP NOW
P l e a s e d o n t k i l l m e
phantom x
*scrolls down*
> Published on Apr 1, 2012
ohhhhhhhh
Jackson Servheen nb huh Drjk mio u 68
Ever since Google smell and now this... I don't know what to believe
xD
Patrick Schuster-Wiley The ones that were not posted at 1st April
If Larry Young statement was not a giveaway then, well, I envy your innocence!
tradução em português ,
e uma brincadeira
I actually thought this was real until I saw the release date of the video.
When I realized it was uploaded on the first of April. *facepalm*
AwesomeAmazing :awesome:
Same.
AwesomeAmazing google just make april fools videos
me too
Yes
This looks like a parody!!😅😅😅😂😂
Its an April's fool video, my bad.
ikrXD
It IS!
this is not just fiber
ITS GOOGLE FIBER
Thought this was legit. **scrolls down** OHHH! April 1st!
This is a joke, right?
No.
consider the video's publication date, it's April fool day you fool xD
***** well... i just visited the webpage, google fiber is a real fiber optic ISP, not a snack with full of fiber
google fiber is not a joke, but the google fiber bar is xd
Nah they deadass made an edible computer health food
I was think it was a joke...
The Google Fiber Bar! Full of good fibers, calcium and protein!
This is a joke right?
maybe
Check the upload datey
No again
Come on, are you stupid?
EpiqFail check date
I couldn't take this ad seriously, and the I saw the upload date
Alexander Badenhorst did the exact same
I'm a biochemist and would be very interested in working on the fiber team! How does one go about applying for a job? I'm fascinated by the advanced technology you guys must be using to detect nutritional deficiencies! Are boots and shovels part of the uniform?
Lol i thought it was pocket wifi ....!
You're so spoiled xD
(I don't mean this in a bad way :|)
same, LOL
All these advances are just amazing, I am looking forward to hearing about more of yr increadable inventions.
Google... don't switch to producing food... stay with advancing technology and searches. That is what your best at after all.
Look at the date this video was uploaded.
I clicked because I thought it was food.
+Sandy and Salty me too its like a suppliment
Sona Buvelle at least it's edible
TheWizardGamer too bad its a april fools joke
damn i was all hyped to buy this... if they could actually develop this it would make bank.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
0:24 OLD GOOGLE LOGO ALERT
Is this a Food or a Gadget?!?
Then I Just Remebered it was posted on April 2012.. Facepalm
plus, it was uploaded on April Fool's day
ikr
Sxkeya nothing...A prank
Yes!
wait so this is technically official although its just a joke?
G
O
G
L
E
What the hell did I just watch...
You just watched (one month ago) one of Google's many April Fools jokes.
You watched a joke
Charizard TheBeast
I am sure it’s not far from what we might see one day. Loved it :)
And we thought Google Glass was a bit intrusive.
With new Google Fiber, Eric Schmidt determines precisely which neurons in your brain get fired.
S
Saleem Sleem T?
LOL the std thing
Just got my first case last week. It has really improved my ability to digest and process my search results!
Fun fact: you didn't search for it 😂😂
I was looking for google stuff
I need one of those google bars to clean out my pipes
U
Person: "It's not fiber, it's Google fiber" Me: plz no plz no plz no
5 Seconds Later:
*looks at the date* THANK GOD.
Wait a minute?? I'm starting to see a silly trend. These are all jokes! I'm a sucker for falling for it.
but will it blend
*plays GMM intro song*
@@dvg1737 3
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It's funny that I found this video on April Fool's Day, exactly 5 years after its release.
But if it tells you what you need then...does that mean that you are eating teck stuff? If you know what I mean..
is this comedy? 😒
its April fools
Anon Ymous oh ok I was confused
mr swaz lj
mr swaz 😣 qué mamá da
I found a chip (computer chip) in my google fiber bar well I knew google was all about computers
Why can't google make videos like these instead of those annoying gay pride, racism, and sexism videos? Why?
one can judge from the overacting.. fiberlicious 😂
probably has micro chips to control us
this is awesome! !
What's next, Google Bleach?
Outdated sources of fiber - lol!
*Gets halfway through* *Checks date*
If it weren't silly, I'd say these funny videos can spark ideas for future innovations.
I can't tell if they're serious or kidding?
Honestly if this was a real thing I'd buy it. Google is straight up my favorite company.
Google literally owns everything about you. How do you love it.
It is a real thing, it’s called Huel. huel.com/products/huel-bar
@@gaurav_bora_ Your parents are the reason why you born and own so many things at the child-age bought by your parents. Shortly, you were owned by your parents. How could you love them?
Just as I thought...... April fool.... it's fiberlicious
ohh god skynet is taking over food supply too.
DEEPAK JOSEPH - First name Hindu Last name Christian!
@@The_Beast_666 dude, why?
GOOGLE! MAKE THIS REAL!
ok
2019?
“Published On Apr. 1st, 2012”
*THIS IS A APRIL FOOLS JOKE*
O , we thought it was Christmas Joke🤮
@@navaneeth.n but wasn't it a christmas joke? What's next? The Santa Claus doesn't exist?
@@boriswilsoncreations Another Boomer jokes🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
2012: LOL Good fiber exist.
2019: What's the joke? Internet Google fiber exists
what....................
T H E F U C K I S T H I S .
Google fiber
+I Work At McDonalds indeed
Respect
Well this is ironic...
Some people are so stupid... "Is this a joke?"
I actually thought this was real! XD LMAO
So I should start taking bytes of my Apple now?
I knew it and once i opened the video i check the time lol
hmmm.. What will happen to the future if google keeps this up?
2058: meet the new google phone, it does you're orders perfectly and it searches of what suits you the most.
You: okay google, turn into airplane mode.
Google: Turns into [Messerschmitt Bf 109(Germany Warplane)*]
You: wow... google, what did you do?..
Google: I did what you ordered me to do, and if I ordered myself into airplane mode, then I'll turn into a [Dassault-Breguet Mirage(France Warplane)*] because when the time is right, I can betray you and after that is gonna be you're defeat.
This would actually be a great product, it's time to make it real!
i really enjoy everytime a funny product idea is introduced by team google. i keep track them how funny they can be. Google smell was really funny on fools day. why i kie this is someone may get ideas which we say LOL or stupid but we need it in humour..google fibre yes i need this google super bar for making me aware of my entire bodily needs for nutrition, vitamins, calories, fats and take preventive measures to improve quality life specially health care. Google health bar transforms weak bodies to muscular ones. No gym is required. All dreams of fitness comes true. Experience to become a bruce lee. get google health bar. :).
I actually went on the Google Fiber website and I saw nothing about the fiber bar. All I saw were things like "Fiber Cities" and "Fiber For Buisnesses" (Laughs Sarcastically). But this video is really funny!
This is the 6th April Fool video by google, that got recommended by TH-cam today... What's happening...?
aprils fools lol
Google is trolling people like a boss.
OMG! I went to Whole Foods, Shoppers, Target, CVS and still couldn't find Google fiber! Anyone know where I can find some?!
nose was much much better than this
Me got this recommended by TH-cam 9 years later on January
Me to TH-cam- why man, whyyy
Google, all of your April fools pranks are stuff I actually want.
Me: in 2020 fighting with my 8mb data plan and only getting 68kbps...
😂😂😂😂never thought google had made such a pathetic commercial ad
1:20 I wonder if one day in the future that will actually be possible thanks to technologies like nano machines
omf i thought i was watching something inventive... xD xD xD
This is literally the onion.
I have a joke
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google is awesome with april fool jokes , with fiber and nose etc
next time google is gonna introduce Google Innerwears with airflow technology! LOL!!!
Prats Krats I surly hope so
rreeetrnerrro
simple trick - when people appear in their videos then think that they are tricking on us.
This must a prank T.T
Guess what, Google Fiber is the actual april fools joke.
1 Byte per second!
It's exactly 5 years since this came out :D
this thing could actually help a lot of people though...
Lol April 1st I wonder what that means
Google, you're not yourself when you're hungry,,,
Then I'll take a byte of this fiber bar!
No google, have a snickers... Better?
Beta.
Guess what? 6 years now and this is still Fiberlicious... 😂🔥