Joseph Joestar "Your next line is" compilation.

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 มิ.ย. 2014
  • MAJOR SPOILERS.
    Dont say i didnt warn you.
    From Jojo's Bizzare Adventure:Battle Tendency.But you already know that,dont you?
    I might do something similar with "Yare yare daze" when the Stardust Crusaders anime is complete.
    But then again,it would probably be a 30 minutes vídeo.
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  • @tomaskaila
    @tomaskaila ปีที่แล้ว +8744

    It pains me that they only allowed this trick to be done properly once, against Straits. The disturbing thing about Joseph's trick is that he and his victim are saying the same line in sync, confusing the ever living shit out of them. When they play the line one after the other, it loses a lot of the effect

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ye

    • @ZarisWhiteFoot
      @ZarisWhiteFoot ปีที่แล้ว +930

      I feel that too, I was literally thinking they should have played their voices saying it together.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse ปีที่แล้ว +1068

      Y'know, I disagree.
      The way I see it, Joseph is waiting for the moment that his opponent is all caught up in their emotions, and when the moment is right, he goes in for the psychological flex.
      I figure that's what Esidisi was doing with Joseph as well, with the "I'm gonna wipe that smile off your face!" bit.

    • @justaguywholikesdoujins566
      @justaguywholikesdoujins566 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@hwelse Yep that's basically how he does it

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw ปีที่แล้ว +84

      i think that's how it was intended in the manga

  • @troyboy2311
    @troyboy2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16221

    Joseph:*predicts enemy's next line
    The entire color palette of JoJoverse:
    Its time to get funky

    • @AxeCatcher
      @AxeCatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      I guess that funky color got stuck on part 4

    • @tonytonychopper999
      @tonytonychopper999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      The entire color palette of JoJoverse: parkour!

    • @BigViskus
      @BigViskus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Color pallets: Cha Cha real smooth

    • @shikipatche
      @shikipatche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The entire color palette of Jojoverse: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @Larc560
      @Larc560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Troy Boy color palette: New funky mode

  • @moe2184
    @moe2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30811

    this is the same guy who almost died on an escalator

    • @misterl1668
      @misterl1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5666

      The same guy who got beat with an umbrella by an older woman because she thought he was gay for Avdol.

    • @theyousefsecondone1257
      @theyousefsecondone1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3067

      @@misterl1668 the same guy who cheated with a cute italian woman

    • @h0bbylessperson59
      @h0bbylessperson59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      and next you're gonna say is ZA WARUDO

    • @EliteSurvive
      @EliteSurvive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      The same guy who didn't know how to buy items from a baby store.

    • @somethingiwillremember1239
      @somethingiwillremember1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@h0bbylessperson59 and next you're going to say "Why are you replying to this stupid ass reply?"

  • @TheLordeHenrique
    @TheLordeHenrique 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18186

    Your next line is: "I wish old Joseph kept doing that!"

    • @tw1ck487
      @tw1ck487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3507

      I wish old Joseph kept doi- NANIIII!!!!

    • @siestaaaa8607
      @siestaaaa8607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

      I wish old jose-YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDE CROSSO SPLITO ATTAACCCC

    • @urushihara_
      @urushihara_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      @@siestaaaa8607 wryyyyyy

    • @boreasthehero
      @boreasthehero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      I wish old Joseph kept doing tha- AAAAAAAAAH?!

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      I wish old Joseph ke-
      AHA! YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRUMP CARD, 137 METER EMERALDO SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KasumiDesu
    @KasumiDesu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7303

    The truth is the cast forget their lines so joseph is helping them and they just made it look like his ability

    • @GreenHairedKaiba
      @GreenHairedKaiba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Lmao headcanon now

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      *Hermit Purple Intensifies*

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      What a plot twist

    • @josephjoestar324
      @josephjoestar324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tomokazu sugita legendary va

    • @luigio8484
      @luigio8484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      this is the best fucking take of them all

  • @LethalMonarch
    @LethalMonarch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8569

    When Esidisi pulled a “your next line is...” I was honestly scared

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      Same, but then he started crying and I knew he had lost

    • @adriel7657
      @adriel7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      your next line is "wamuu joestar"

    • @ohno3736
      @ohno3736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@SuperDababy2 but then he stopped

    • @yournextlineis964
      @yournextlineis964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@adriel7657 wamuu joestar *gasp* wait a second you can't do that that's my line!!!

    • @adriel7657
      @adriel7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@yournextlineis964 your next line is: your next line is: your next line is:

  • @beeman5436
    @beeman5436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18766

    I think the funniest part is the gasp after they realize Joseph guessed their line.

    • @wanfahim3583
      @wanfahim3583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

      Agreed.. That shit had me dying lol

    • @blxoom
      @blxoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      0:14 0:31 0:44 1:07

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      1:38 [Even himself]
      2:21

    • @JayDay013
      @JayDay013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That's exactly why I laugh my ass off all the time 😂

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Aflay1 his ingeniousness scares himself

  • @brxl33
    @brxl33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4595

    Joseph is probably the funniest character in the series

    • @josephjoestar9038
      @josephjoestar9038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      why thank u

    • @jrozlie2280
      @jrozlie2280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And he made The manga brothers funny too

    • @goldenyuri3556
      @goldenyuri3556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@josephjoestar9038 OH MY GODDD ITS YOU

    • @mr.trophy0912
      @mr.trophy0912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jrozlie2280 lol

    • @jrozlie2280
      @jrozlie2280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@goldenyuri3556 Incase ur a religious person you shouldn't use God's name in vain but if ur not then it's ur free choice

  • @GayLPer
    @GayLPer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4580

    An idea I remember hearing from some of the more old-school JoJo fans is that, since Joseph is British, he would read comics from left to right, but manga is, naturally, written right to left.
    So in the manga, he's actually reading what his opponent says before they actually say it, and that's why he's able to do this trick.

    • @ProfessorWeird
      @ProfessorWeird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      Brilliant

    • @rainfyre2694
      @rainfyre2694 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      OH MY GOD

    • @stillzeuvermensch7646
      @stillzeuvermensch7646 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      HOOOORRRY SHIIEEEEETTT

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I mean... he'd have to be reading the whole thing and also technically anyone should be able to do it if they have the manga lol. So it doesn't make much sense.

    • @princenobody5595
      @princenobody5595 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@buddermonger2000 It's almost like you didn't actually read the comment

  • @roomba3397
    @roomba3397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    When you die on the same level for so long that you finally memorized all of the boss dialogues.

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Accurate

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Next you’ll say: _ROADAROLLA DAAAAA!!!_

    • @cj_ridz1515
      @cj_ridz1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 ROAD ROLLER D- NANI?!

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Your next line is "NANOMACHINES, SON!"

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@diegomedina9637
      NANO MACHINES, SON!
      W- WHAT THE HELL?!

  • @beejeebees493
    @beejeebees493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18232

    I love how Hermit Purple is basically just "your next line is-" in Stand form

  • @nguyentranduchungpotter3241
    @nguyentranduchungpotter3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    smokey : why did you bring 10 gernade and 1 tommy gun in a cafe joseph?
    joseph : it's a surprise tool that will help us later

    • @Bigburton3
      @Bigburton3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Afganistan be like

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @elaina2047
      @elaina2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Taliban be like:

    • @manuelacuna4188
      @manuelacuna4188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So f*ing underrated

    • @heheheha4132
      @heheheha4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      10 minutes later :
      *"NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY"*

  • @landolff18
    @landolff18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4876

    Can we just take a second to admire how Wamuu is one of the best JoJo villains of all time?

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah he is

    • @jiffy6969
      @jiffy6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kira is better I'd say

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@jiffy6969 how about no

    • @jiffy6969
      @jiffy6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@frank8917 Sure

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@jiffy6969 your next line is: “it’s my personal opinion you chump”

  • @nicklarocco4178
    @nicklarocco4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9217

    Jojo planned Kars' birth so he could fight him.

    • @shaleqsandre9733
      @shaleqsandre9733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Jojo is Aizen

    • @tyrrellgilmore
      @tyrrellgilmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I chuckled

    • @omkarshirgaonkar9800
      @omkarshirgaonkar9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@shaleqsandre9733 don't compare Aizen to Jojo. Jojo is an all rounder planer and a strategist while Aizen is only a Strategist. Jojo can plan in an ongoing battle even if the odds are stacked against him while Aizen can only remain clam if he has a plan in Advance.

    • @faceless6822
      @faceless6822 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      999 likes 👀

    • @cort_ex1365
      @cort_ex1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@omkarshirgaonkar9800 still aizen would destroy everyone in jojo

  • @Star_l0rdd
    @Star_l0rdd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    Joeseph : Your next line is
    ACDC : *Uno Reverse Card*

    • @sulaimanmhashim
      @sulaimanmhashim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      You dare use my own spell against me, potter

    • @truetry
      @truetry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      LMAO AC/DC XD

    • @caretotryagain4180
      @caretotryagain4180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@truetry Yup, those writers sure do love rock bands Zeppeli/Led Zeppelin Esidisi/ACDC

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Joseph a little later: NO U

    • @yournextlineis964
      @yournextlineis964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no

  • @thefoxsaysno9951
    @thefoxsaysno9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    Joseph after Suzi Q finds out about Josuke
    "You're next line is.. We're getting a divorce!"

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Suzi Q: We're getting a divorce!!!
      (Gasp)

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hypercommand8778 and she still did it anyways like a person with pig rank

    • @Shrek_Iguess
      @Shrek_Iguess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@hypercommand8778 and then remarried.

    • @Yanj1bo1
      @Yanj1bo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Suzi Q:your next line is "Nigerundayo"
      Joseph:Nigerundayo!

    • @HarshitSharma-vx1ne
      @HarshitSharma-vx1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Yanj1bo1 Joseph: (gasp)

  • @ganbuno
    @ganbuno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    I love Joseph Joestar from all the Joestars. No overrated power, no cool acts. Just full of trickery, confidence and sense of humor.

    • @jerry5876
      @jerry5876 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      80% plot armor, unless he practiced those tricks, it's hard to pull it off 1st time

    • @mundano2479
      @mundano2479 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@jerry5876 Every jojo has plot armor as his main power haha

    • @milkymace9502
      @milkymace9502 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The whole point of jojos winning is their asspull power and godly luck

    • @scaramouche2618
      @scaramouche2618 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And lucky bastard tbh lol

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mundano2479 except Jonathan

  • @DrQuasi
    @DrQuasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4816

    I sometimes forget that Joseph Joestar used to be this young guy

    • @rexhepmuaremi3328
      @rexhepmuaremi3328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Shame

    • @sketcher4362
      @sketcher4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@rexhepmuaremi3328 Same*

    • @pat7370
      @pat7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@sketcher4362 No, shame

    • @sketcher4362
      @sketcher4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pat7370 No, it's same. I "relate" to the main comment. It was a joke.

    • @g-money-money
      @g-money-money 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sketcher why did you have to put an asterisk then

  • @emanuelandrei4616
    @emanuelandrei4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39502

    Jonathan: Being a gentleman and fighting fair.
    Jotaro: Punching until the enemy is dead
    Joseph: Fuking around until you somehow win the battle.

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5162

      Josuke: All of the above
      Giorno: Death by piano

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

      @@M4x_P0w3r Actually Josuke is 'punch holes in bystanders to win. Then fix the hole.'

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

      @@tanall5959 Or "punch people into things to fuse them forever"

    • @DioBrando-qi9so
      @DioBrando-qi9so 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

      Don't forget that Joseph invented the secret Joestar plan

    • @sgyt1264
      @sgyt1264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Dio Brando yep...and that is
      RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

  • @adim2427
    @adim2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Your next line is "part 6 has been officially announced"

    • @joelgamersonic6450
      @joelgamersonic6450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Part 6 has been officially announced
      Whoa what?

    • @eri4392
      @eri4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yay

    • @Hehe-ib9ys
      @Hehe-ib9ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Part 6 has been officially announced
      BA-BAKANA!!!!!!!!

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Part 6 has been officially announced.
      *(!) **_GASP_*

    • @Spower2.0
      @Spower2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Part 6 has been officially announced
      *NANI!?*

  • @dimetrodon2250
    @dimetrodon2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7435

    Your next line is, “happy 100th birthday, Joseph”

    • @katjavalentina
      @katjavalentina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      holy shit thanks for reminding me

    • @Cremiru
      @Cremiru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      Happy 100th Birthday, Joseph.
      *NANI?*

    • @sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884
      @sjsjdmjwjwjakp1884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He stills alive

    • @xdarkielflyxnight3679
      @xdarkielflyxnight3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No part 6 everyone dies expect the part 6 people even jotaro dies

    • @ayaanarshad869
      @ayaanarshad869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Virgotaku joesph was born in September 1920

  • @vincentthendean7713
    @vincentthendean7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4955

    Joseph: Your next line is...
    Esidisi: _no u_
    Joseph: *wait, that's illegal*

    • @TheGuy64_YT
      @TheGuy64_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I always thought it was ACDC xD I’m stupid

    • @viktorayy
      @viktorayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@TheGuy64_YT It is lol! Esidisi is just the translated "let's not get sued" version. The original Japanese uses band names, songs, etc.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Image something like:
      Joseph: Your next line is "I am an idiot... wait..."
      Random person: I am an idiot. Hehehe... Got you!

    • @mudalad1215
      @mudalad1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vincent Thendean *wait, thats illegal*

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      viktorayy ‹з no... it was always Esidisi, even before copyright reasons
      Same for Kars and Wammu, Santana was however changed in translation.

  • @alexchen2850
    @alexchen2850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    To be honest, out of all the jojo’s, Joseph is the most hilarious one XD

    • @codetriangle4164
      @codetriangle4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      For me he is the best one

    • @wildeskompositum9556
      @wildeskompositum9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@codetriangle4164 nah thats Jonathan

    • @codetriangle4164
      @codetriangle4164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wildeskompositum9556 nah

    • @coolwhip310
      @coolwhip310 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wildeskompositum9556 nah joseph is better

    • @haze3827
      @haze3827 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@wildeskompositum9556 he said "for me"

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I love that every one of these villains HEARS Joseph say their next line, then says it anyways and gets shocked. Don’t even change a word or two just to make him TECHNICALLY wrong.

    • @TheTakato122
      @TheTakato122 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Because in the manga, they're actually saying it at the exact same time that he does.

    • @BayesianBeing
      @BayesianBeing ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@TheTakato122i actually like it more this way lol

    • @omkarpatole9013
      @omkarpatole9013 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You could argue that joseph always says it in a moment where they are either really anxious or caught up in their victory so they just subconsciously parrot what he says

    • @Lambent_Omega
      @Lambent_Omega 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      At 0:26 is how it's actually supposed to play out. It's the only moment they get it right. He's saying it at the exact same time as them, which is more impressive than simply guessing their next line, and way more impressive for bystanders who see that he guesses even *how* they say their next line.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Something really hilarious is that the videogames follow the anime rather than the manga and like, some of the quotes are really dang long. The trick shouldn't work with those because the opponent has enough time to adjust and not subcontiously play along, but it still does somehow.

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4266

    When the other actors keep forgetting to read the script:

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Your next line is why did you comment this

    • @dantelawrence4676
      @dantelawrence4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Why did you com- NANI!?

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Your next line is: this makes sense

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yahvko Tell me why

    • @EZDENT00
      @EZDENT00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@roofs817 korega requiem da

  • @cheesus_the_grate
    @cheesus_the_grate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15143

    This just proves Joseph has the script

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      apparently so did esidisi for a litte

    • @wally9998
      @wally9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      * wrote the script

    • @arc931
      @arc931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Esidisi as well

    • @wally9998
      @wally9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Brylle Enriquez your whole life led up to this moment

    • @ratplayingaflute9932
      @ratplayingaflute9932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I am a rat playing a flute

  • @Christian-gp4ld
    @Christian-gp4ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    He mastered the first step of combat psychology.

  • @cheesebiscuitanimations3645
    @cheesebiscuitanimations3645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    3:36 “I plan everything!”
    *So Josuke was planned right?*

    • @jotarokujo9984
      @jotarokujo9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @Balls242
      @Balls242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean without josuke morioh would have a higher crime rate

    • @islam.peachfull
      @islam.peachfull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damnnnnnn

    • @whimsicalchronicles8798
      @whimsicalchronicles8798 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Balls242 until a gang decided to mess with yoshikage kira then they all end up getting killed

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5860

    Joseph: No one can use my line prediction technique against me!
    Esidisi: *_Observe._*

    • @watchyojet1358
      @watchyojet1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think it should be the other way around

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @X4TERUMI there's a massive chance that Esidisi used that beafore falling asleep and used it again in the fight with Joseph

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @X4TERUMI why not lol

    • @darthrevan8737
      @darthrevan8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sbeve

    • @indomie177
      @indomie177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Epitaph : Observe

  • @oijosuke9879
    @oijosuke9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    Joseph then: Next you'll say...
    Joseph now: HOOOMAIGAAAAAAD

    • @kirby3781
      @kirby3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Feel sad about Joseph is not clever then before... QQ

    • @josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451
      @josecarlosmartinezrodrigue1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@kirby3781 every Jojo is getting nerfed after his history... If they survive...

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Might be an unpopular opinion but I thought Jospeh sucked after BT. He was cool back in that part and after he became old he just felt a little dull to me. I mean “homaigahd” is funny and all, as Joseph is meant to be a funny character, but what made Joseph truly stand out was his brains. In the parts to come he just feels completely helpless when it comes to stuff like that. I mean I only watch the show and I’m only halfway through part 4 as of now so... that’s all I can base my claims off of

    • @chinesefood7350
      @chinesefood7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@JAYREMYhlgs I agree, they nerfed him so hard and he wasn't remotely close to how smart he was in battle tendency

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hermit Purple had so much potential, considering it could map out and pinpoint specific objects in a city, as seen with that growth stand when he used it to find a tar barrel.

  • @NimbusDeluxe90125
    @NimbusDeluxe90125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Joseph’s mind is able to calculate the situation faster than most computers.

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I always loved that trick. The idea that he outsmarted them at every point, them realizing too late that he had, was always a nice flourish to his fights.
    That and lying to Car at the end always made me laugh. :P

  • @Bruh-vd1pp
    @Bruh-vd1pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6224

    Remember:This guy was the one who defeated 4 pillar men, but still lost to a escalator

    • @bahhalso9651
      @bahhalso9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Almost

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@bahhalso9651 Indeed.

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      If it's not alive, he can't fight back against it once he's cornered, lol. I can imagine Joseph getting cornered by a shopping cart and scream for his life rather than DIO cornering him instead

    • @yournextlineis964
      @yournextlineis964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I have traumatized to that escalator 🗿

    • @NegusInParis01
      @NegusInParis01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They did him dirty

  • @NingenZeroKeikaku
    @NingenZeroKeikaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2897

    Joseph vs Joseph
    Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

    • @justanothercommentercarryo8367
      @justanothercommentercarryo8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      This starts an endless cycle of predicting the next line, until eventually, Joseph and Joseph both stop thinking.

    • @jakeken8110
      @jakeken8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He knows too much, we must capture immediately

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”
      Your next line is! “Your next line is!”

    • @rabburtt1841
      @rabburtt1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@justanothercommentercarryo8367 This is requiem

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      All you've done is created the Joseph equivalent of "Wha-"

  • @npc8108
    @npc8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:06 here i hearing sono chi no sadame song

  • @christian.xavier.villagran
    @christian.xavier.villagran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2:40 He just couldn’t help himself 😂

  • @MrSuvvri
    @MrSuvvri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7899

    young joseph: your next line is "OOOOOH NOOOOO!!"
    old joseph: OOOOOOOH NOOOO!! OOOOH MY GOOOOOD

    • @jaredsamples6969
      @jaredsamples6969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +847

      SANADA BEEITCH!!

    • @SovietJazzLord
      @SovietJazzLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      NANI !?

    • @whoareyou5077
      @whoareyou5077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +595

      HORY SHETTT

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      "OH NO!"
      "And then, after that, you're gonna say 'OH MY GOD!'"
      "OH MY GOD!"
      "And even after that, you're next line is gonna be 'HOLY SHIT!'"
      "HOLY SHIT!"

    • @scoutkirby144
      @scoutkirby144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      "And after that, you're gonna say 'SON OF A BITCH!'"
      "SON OF A BITCH!"

  • @_gamepatcher_3177
    @_gamepatcher_3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5565

    Now you're going to say next:
    "Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo"

    • @abrahamtusan3373
      @abrahamtusan3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +867

      Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo
      *gasp* how did you...

    • @wolfkiller3298
      @wolfkiller3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      Brrrraka monoga i was gonna say joseph is the bes-...
      NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @soupgaming5948
      @soupgaming5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo! Wait a minnute...

    • @ignispurgatio7400
      @ignispurgatio7400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Joseph joestar is the best jo-
      NANI???!!!!!

    • @genevieveteo6913
      @genevieveteo6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Joseph joestar is the best jojo!-NANI!

  • @TheWonder_OfU
    @TheWonder_OfU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Old Joseph one against Empress was probably my favorite mostly because I hadn’t heard it for an entire part until that. I got so hype.

  • @decrizor4900
    @decrizor4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Jonathon: Challenge them to a gentleman duel
    Joseph: Plan out every tactic and haha hamon trap go brr
    Jotaro: Beat the hell out of them if they piss you off.
    Josuke: Accept fate and deal with it unless they badmouth your hair
    Giorno: tell them you have a dream.

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @elaina2047
      @elaina2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Giorno: You will never reach the truth

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the other 3?

    • @rapraptan8084
      @rapraptan8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@frank8917 Jolyne: Also beat the shit out of them
      Johnny: "Jesus told me"
      I havent finished part 8 so i dont know who gappy is that much

    • @lubu682
      @lubu682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rapraptan8084 johnny: _guess I'll commit suicide_
      _arigato... gyro_

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10126

    Joseph Joestar was so OP with is unmatched Superior IQ and Gifted abilities
    That they had to nerf him down for startdust crusade

    • @tylerrunyan1428
      @tylerrunyan1428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Harsh Raj Always free the brain ages 2

    • @jayveeruzforce905
      @jayveeruzforce905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      @@tylerrunyan1428
      But he became a Moron!! That's too much of a change. So its just straight-out nerfing.

    • @Johten
      @Johten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      Jay Veeru Z force in part 3 no Joseph was still just as intelligent then again, All Jojo get nerfed the next part.

    • @jayveeruzforce905
      @jayveeruzforce905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      @@Johten
      I stopped seeing Part-3, But seeing peoples comments and clips, Joseph ain't anywhere as witty and intellectual as back then.
      He damn got killed by a KNIFE!!! Which he could've bounced off by Hardening his skin, tanked it, etc, But he just straight-out died.
      Only to be revived by Jotaro.

    • @thewildtigre3339
      @thewildtigre3339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      @@jayveeruzforce905 he got killed by a knife that was trown by a vampire whit supermatural strenght that it almost equal to a stand while time was stopped.

  • @lelouchvibritannia8327
    @lelouchvibritannia8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5582

    Jonathan: The gentleman;
    Joseph: The Chad;
    Jotaro: The Badass;
    Josuke: The student;
    Giorno: *The piano*

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Jolyne: The shoehorned Girl Power
      Jhonny: The Jockey
      Jo2uke: The 4 Balls

    • @ligth3977
      @ligth3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      You thought It was JoJo,
      Kono GioGio Da

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Fuck all of you

    • @lukefloor
      @lukefloor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@the_og_alpha johnny: the crippled

    • @tarpulin8179
      @tarpulin8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      giorno should have been the musician

  • @Hanaziro727
    @Hanaziro727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The fact that Esidisi predicted his next line WITHOUT Hermit Purple is completely unexplained, but badass anyway.

    • @VerdugoMoment
      @VerdugoMoment ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean joeseph doesn't have hermit purple here so idk what you are talking about.

    • @Hanaziro727
      @Hanaziro727 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@VerdugoMoment It was already hinted at by the opening that hermit purple was developed at this time, you can go watch an analysis of the opening

    • @VerdugoMoment
      @VerdugoMoment ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hanaziro727 you mean the opening that came out after the part 3 manga lol. Theirs zero evidence he has it in part 2.

    • @massimilianoreali4398
      @massimilianoreali4398 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@VerdugoMoment also araki has confirmed that this is true

    • @FateDarkess
      @FateDarkess ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@VerdugoMoment Araki the mangaka confirmed he has hermit purple in part 2

  • @mr.cobalt1668
    @mr.cobalt1668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I remember someone once joked that the reason Joseph can predict enemy lines is because he's American and thus perceiving the events depicted in the pages of his manga in the wrong order.

  • @FearsomeVoid
    @FearsomeVoid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4332

    At his peak he was the best JoJo

    • @TheBrutalSoap
      @TheBrutalSoap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +794

      Still best JoJo, just not the strongest.

    • @FearsomeVoid
      @FearsomeVoid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      ***** He is my favorite actually, but Joseph was something else

    • @godisdead4416
      @godisdead4416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      +Claudio S. Franco In terms of Hamon, he was absolutely the strongest user.

    • @TheBrutalSoap
      @TheBrutalSoap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Commissioner Cabbage Yeah but hamon becomes irrelevant after Battle Tendency.

    • @mrzlapter
      @mrzlapter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      What? Joseph is one of the weakest hamon users but he compensates by being a fucking genius. The strongest hamon user is Jonathan.

  • @SonyaKano
    @SonyaKano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4548

    Your next line is: I know about the affair and I want a divorce.
    Suzi Q: -.-
    Joseph: WAIT...!

  • @haydes1285
    @haydes1285 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Joseph is so nice, helping remind the rest of the cast their lines

  • @juvenalromero6306
    @juvenalromero6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Imagine Joseph in SC:
    Joseph: Your next line is... [The World]!
    DIO: THE WO... What!?
    Joseph: *Stops time*

  • @Kerorofan1990
    @Kerorofan1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3661

    "I plan everything!
    ...Except that bastard son with the pompadour. He was an accident."

    • @cidoet3360
      @cidoet3360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      *Josuke: wHaT dO yOu SaY aBoUt My HaIr?*

    • @wateryourplants5771
      @wateryourplants5771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Joseph actually KNEW Kira would happen and planned ahead by impregnating a woman in morioh to counter Kira.

    • @GetterBane
      @GetterBane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@wateryourplants5771 The absolute madlad he is I can see that actually being canon in the original timeline

    • @tixelch
      @tixelch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cidoet3360
      *DORARARARA!*

    • @ddorgo
      @ddorgo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cidoet3360 do do do do do dora

  • @TheCraftedMine
    @TheCraftedMine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45903

    he us able to do this because he reads the manga left to right

  • @CorporealHunter
    @CorporealHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    In the English dub when Joseph's detached hand impales Kars in the throat and Joseph goes "Your next line is, 'is this part of your plan, Jojo?' ", Kars instead says "How do you always know?"

  • @rouge-ish324
    @rouge-ish324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2382

    Next, you're gonna say 'Za Warudo'.
    "Za Warudo!"
    *dies*

    • @wolfkiller3298
      @wolfkiller3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ZA HANDO

    • @AzeraCD
      @AzeraCD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Your gonna bite za dusto

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      H2O Teddylirious before the road roller bites you

    • @falsifo7060
      @falsifo7060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jotaro:Star Platinum Za Warudo!
      Joseph:NAni you used an word

    • @hittman_mike674
      @hittman_mike674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfkiller3298 b

  • @Star_Mans_Legacy
    @Star_Mans_Legacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5235

    Jonathan: Good ass
    Joseph: Smart ass
    Jotaro: Bad ass
    Josuke: Angry Ass
    Giorno: The one who always gets hurt.

    • @fnglilbruh
      @fnglilbruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      Okayasu: Dumbass

    • @palah1686
      @palah1686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Dio: Deadass

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Koichi: Usel-ass

    • @fnglilbruh
      @fnglilbruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Hemet1725 Hemet 1725 After Jotaro meets him: Deadass

    • @TorradaOficial
      @TorradaOficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Giorno:piano ass

  • @Xyxyyxxx
    @Xyxyyxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:25 F in the chat for caeser

  • @alexanderharrison7421
    @alexanderharrison7421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Was this part of your plan too, JoJo?"
    "Damn Straight!"
    ("Of course it wasn't. I just wanted to piss him off")
    This is why Joseph Best JoJo

  • @thedarkcity4084
    @thedarkcity4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    ACDC: *predicts Joseph's next line*
    Joseph: wait that's illegal

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its esidisi

    • @thedarkcity4084
      @thedarkcity4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Glados1080 it can be either

    • @musashi-avi284
      @musashi-avi284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Glados1080 bro. Theres a stand called red hot chilli peppers. Get the hint already.

    • @jessmute9945
      @jessmute9945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Glados1080 I hate it when some people just don't get the joke.

    • @shotpister1002
      @shotpister1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thedarkcity4084 I mean copyright....

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    Me: Your next line is "you have 3:50 minutes to live"
    Doctor: You have 3:50 minutes to... NANI???

  • @jagannathan1014
    @jagannathan1014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:10 one of the best moments of entire jojo franchise

  • @blackwingtfd
    @blackwingtfd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Joseph: your next line is "Stop, stop! Anything but that!"
    Me: Stop, stop! Anyth-
    YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!!

  • @Phoebe457
    @Phoebe457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    Nothing’s scarier than a random mysterious attractive British man predicting your every move

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Renuka borgaonkar Hi!

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedonnie1 Alchemist boyfriend loves all

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Renuka borgaonkar No promises

    • @josebohrer4361
      @josebohrer4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      technically hes american right? cause he was born in new york

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@josebohrer4361 Lisa Lisa and Jorge are both British, so he’s entirely British too. It’s genetics, not birthplace

  • @confusedjay717
    @confusedjay717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    Araki:
    Joseph, how many times do i have to tell you not to look at the anime's script?

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      How many dogs have you killed in your career?

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Araki: what's a dog?

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@paperluigi6132 Araki: I don't know, how many crumbs of bread have you eaten in your life?

    • @peacefuldestroyer2135
      @peacefuldestroyer2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Suckerman7 GM crumbs of bread? Not the line

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@peacefuldestroyer2135 You got Brando'd by Dio Brando!

  • @SleepingGas
    @SleepingGas ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The transition at 2:59 is...just wow

  • @evasim-thompson4133
    @evasim-thompson4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joseph's personality is undoubtedly my favourite .

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8286

    Your next line will be...
    *SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE*

    • @VanessaSantos-td2gr
      @VanessaSantos-td2gr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

      SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE
      *gasp*

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      @@VanessaSantos-td2gr Niiiiice!
      Now if you excuse me...
      JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOO!!!!!

    • @thespider1901
      @thespider1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@thespider1901
      JOOOO-JO!

    • @portiavelasco2108
      @portiavelasco2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eeemads on ihc onos. You got it wrong.

  • @AntiUni417
    @AntiUni417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8894

    Your next line is “Why can’t Old Joseph do this more often”
    I go away for 6 months and I get 8.2k likes 😂😂😂 anyways thanks yall

    • @zooweezybw8131
      @zooweezybw8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

      OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOODD!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      Idk,he did it with the empress,but that episode was mostly on him so I guess it only work if it focus on him

    • @TheLonelySkeleton
      @TheLonelySkeleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He goin' senile

    • @aidar8154
      @aidar8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      NANI?

    • @aidar8154
      @aidar8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      NANI? HOW!

  • @jameshowlett8603
    @jameshowlett8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Episode 4 Phantom blood :
    Baron Zeppeli : Jojo, you must know your opponent's actions if you were them.
    50 years later
    Baron talking to Jonathan in heaven while watching Joseph :
    Your grandson mastered the way.

  • @infamousgamer767
    @infamousgamer767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    joseph might not have physically won every fight he got in, but he won mentally

  • @ElasticHat
    @ElasticHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11702

    I image Joseph facing Diavalo would be like this
    Joseph: Your next line is...
    *Diavolo erases 10 seconds of time*
    Joseph/Diavolo: All that remains in this world are the results.
    Diavolo: Wha-
    Joseph: I knew you'd erases time so I waited ten seconds to say my next line.
    *Clackers smashes into Diavolo's face

    • @Hangman-yq5uh
      @Hangman-yq5uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

      He would do that, honestly.

    • @fsdhuy
      @fsdhuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Keep it at 69 likes

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +867

      Joseph's real stand power is the power of bullshit writing

    • @justanenglishcommentpassin644
      @justanenglishcommentpassin644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Part 2 Joseph would even destroy Made in Heaven and Love Train

    • @nou6723
      @nou6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fsdhuy The Superiour no it’s at 666

  • @derweltenbauer269
    @derweltenbauer269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Pillar Men: [exist]
    Joseph: "In case you hadn't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap."

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You’ve basically summed up all of Part 2

    • @crisisasp5396
      @crisisasp5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      they activated his trap card

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Esidisi: *Right back at ya buckaroo!*

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brenton Taylor Joseph: *You may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting!*

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goldenhydreigon4727 You fell into my trap by making you think I fell into yours after you made me think you fell into my initial trap.

  • @Baddino45
    @Baddino45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hermit Purple Requiem is just him predicting their entire life

  • @slater9408
    @slater9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When Joseph says "your next line is", the villain knows he's f*cked

  • @first2155
    @first2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4126

    If Old Joseph could stop time: “DIO, you’re next line is “The World, stop time!”
    DIO: The World, stop time!-
    Joseph: Hamon Overdrive!

    • @Pepeperez357
      @Pepeperez357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      ZA WAAARUDO, TOKI WO TOMA- huh?

    • @user-st9et3vy8w
      @user-st9et3vy8w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@Pepeperez357 your next line is: "this is not help to you! The world! Time, stop!"

    • @damayanthyab8483
      @damayanthyab8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If only...

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@user-st9et3vy8w this is not help to you ! The world ! Time sto- STOP IT

    • @cj5483
      @cj5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Za warudo tokiyo TOMA- NANIIII !!!

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    Johnathan: _The Gentlemen_
    Joseph: _The Trickster_
    Jotaro: _The Badass_
    Josuke: _The Student_
    Giorno: *he has a dream or something i don’t fucking know*

    • @daviscoffey1347
      @daviscoffey1347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Sadly accurate

    • @someNBAguy
      @someNBAguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No it’s giorno: is the single most op character in jjba

    • @strangepoison830official2
      @strangepoison830official2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@someNBAguy yet

    • @mariog289
      @mariog289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Giorno Giovanna has a dream, I feel like it's the only one that has a goal for himself and not for others or just to save the world

    • @someNBAguy
      @someNBAguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@strangepoison830official2 I read the manga ta4 and wou don’t compare

  • @tec3586
    @tec3586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joseph: *predicting the next line of the enemy*
    The enemy: *patiently waits their turn to speak*

  • @Floisdogwater
    @Floisdogwater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Esidisi/ACDC : "your next line is..."
    Joseph : "YOU STOLE MY LINE"

  • @ayitsalex2893
    @ayitsalex2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2391

    Man I miss young Joseph, I wish we could have seen more of him, his character was so interesting and so well put together in battle tendency, he had that overconfidence that always did him good somehow, and that's what I liked about him

    • @dots45
      @dots45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ay, It's Alex his older self sucks

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I like grandpa Joseph too (part 3), but I could have done without seeing feeble Joseph in part 4. That was really sad.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I've always seen Joseph as What if Jonathan can be goofy and I'm always imagining if Jonathan get older, he would've looked like Part 3 Joseph

    • @yukiru0566
      @yukiru0566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Reminder : we can get this jojo too in part 3 if Joseph was against Alessi instead of Polnareff and Jotaro

    • @motivationalpizzaman9718
      @motivationalpizzaman9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dots45 NAAAANI SONODA BIYCH

  • @KanekiKen-gs8gy
    @KanekiKen-gs8gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4646

    Your next line is: “I really miss hamon”

    • @Umayyasupremacy
      @Umayyasupremacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

      I really miss hamon
      HUHH!?

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      I really miss Hamon-
      ?!!

    • @Gamer-qw3ll
      @Gamer-qw3ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I really miss hamon *gasps*

    • @AparnaSChand
      @AparnaSChand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I really miss hamon
      Ba bakana😳

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I really miss Hamon... what have you done, Kaneki-san?

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Took me a while to realize this was a 4th wall break joke from the manga where joseph just reads the next panel

  • @user-xt8zk5lw2j
    @user-xt8zk5lw2j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    このジョセフの十八番が柱の男全員に通用したのがマジで胸熱すぎる

  • @sketchydude8431
    @sketchydude8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Kars: This is it, JoJo!
    Joseph: *I'm going to do what's known as a pro gamer move.*

    • @aname4141
      @aname4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sketchy Dude NIGERUNDAYO!!!

    • @rhiana6905
      @rhiana6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kars about to take the m a j o r L

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @He mustve felt proud I mean if PewDiePie is a pro gamer and he's doing a pro gamer move...

  • @denkikaminari9255
    @denkikaminari9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2905

    Your next line is:'Joseph is the best JoJo ever."

    • @mbtinerd8531
      @mbtinerd8531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Joseph is the best Jojo ever
      N-NANI??

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever
      B-BAKANA

    • @matheusm.5365
      @matheusm.5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever.
      Kisama!!!

    • @GelecekOyuncu
      @GelecekOyuncu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever.
      Masaka!

    • @grazielamink
      @grazielamink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Joseph is the best JoJo ever.
      N-NANI??!!?!

  • @_quixote
    @_quixote 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This voice actor is never lame. He even voiced gintoki

  • @evehellod9776
    @evehellod9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It brought a smile to my face every time this happened in the series

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    Lisa Lisa: JoJo.... I have something to tell you
    Joseph: Your next line is: I am actually your mother- WAIT *WHAT?!*

    • @SinPandoaa
      @SinPandoaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well, Kermit Purple introduced himself.

    • @Keisezrgs
      @Keisezrgs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Accelerator Sad5 Kermit Purple lmao

    • @Yanik2002
      @Yanik2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Conn Toons HOLY SHITO

    • @thommy_0075
      @thommy_0075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *NIIIIICE*

    • @cj_ridz1515
      @cj_ridz1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OH MY GAAAAD!

  • @FunLobsterFacts
    @FunLobsterFacts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Not gonna lie, Whammu is a pretty chill guy.

    • @yuri-jd4co
      @yuri-jd4co 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      ofc, he has honor

    • @miker0tch_
      @miker0tch_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@constant759 no

    • @caesarzeppeli8919
      @caesarzeppeli8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I beg to differ

    • @bardukfr33k1985
      @bardukfr33k1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The best of the Pillar Men

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@caesarzeppeli8919 sorry about that salad man

  • @Marsdend1
    @Marsdend1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The freeze frame where joseph's victim panics gets me every time

  • @sherlockisverytired3169
    @sherlockisverytired3169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This proves joseph has the story script. Thats how he doesnt die, he knows enemy's movements but he injures himself on purpouse

  • @viralvegetable2411
    @viralvegetable2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    fun fact: Araki conformed that Joseph could see the slight future because of an early version of Hermit Purple in an interview

    • @AppleJuice88
      @AppleJuice88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      *W h a t*

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      It makes sense though
      Tompetty could see into the future with his hamon

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      If it's the same one I'm thinking of, he didn't directly say that, but he essentially did by commenting that if the Part 3 crew came around in Part 2 somehow, they'd see Hermit Purple already wrapped around him, implying that his precognition of the words of others was in fact a subconscious usage of Hermit Purple. It also sorta implies that his whole "somehow killing Kars via literal Deus Ex Machina" was actually a desperate attempt by Hermit Purple to scrounge up some method to win, even if it was near zero odds of working.

    • @madhavilanka7787
      @madhavilanka7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Joseph to Diavolo: So it's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple

    • @NoName0469
      @NoName0469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I mean jotaro was a punchy boi then when he got his stand he became even more punchy boi. Makes since to me

  • @amaral-naema7581
    @amaral-naema7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2324

    i miss young joseph and hamon and these openings i just miss them ;(

    • @amaral-naema7581
      @amaral-naema7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Alex TLion agreed

    • @Anim0sityy
      @Anim0sityy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      If only Araki had Joseph fight Alessi instead of Polnareff so he could've temporarily became 19 again...

    • @thecodeofvigilance1624
      @thecodeofvigilance1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Honestly. Stands is just gay.

    • @amineelarif7001
      @amineelarif7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amaral-naema7581 i see a yasuo main

    • @eijiyuyama7428
      @eijiyuyama7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just watch part 2 again

  • @mikblues_146
    @mikblues_146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just realized, the sounds those rocks make at 3:22 is the same as one of the sound effects used for Star Playinum's punch in Part 3

    • @shazboi
      @shazboi ปีที่แล้ว

      That PAOWWW effect yes

  • @ALittleTrolling
    @ALittleTrolling ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:55 Even after Esidisi calls Hamon weak joseph charges his hamon

  • @dalis8247
    @dalis8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    Imagine Rohan uses his stand to read Joseph and he saw a line says"Your next line will be This will be a good manga material"

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      GOD THAT MUST BE CANON LOL

    • @jayseph9698
      @jayseph9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Winder Wind and then diavolo dies for some reason

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jayseph9698 what

    • @jayseph9698
      @jayseph9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@winderwind783 as long as he dies, its automatically canon

    • @winderwind783
      @winderwind783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jayseph9698 yes

  • @andreizarpelon9982
    @andreizarpelon9982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3218

    Man, Joseph and old Joseph are such different characters, they almost feel like different people

    • @IndyJacksonTT
      @IndyJacksonTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      He matured

    • @Marasma
      @Marasma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      yeah, teen Joseph was like: i am the coolest guy on Earth just killed 4 superhuman muscular ancient men
      Old Joseph was like: i forgot to do the nigerundayo and say the next line of people but i learned OH NOOOOO and got a purple and spiky but somehow not perforating string, still not bad lookin

    • @devaraft
      @devaraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      They nerf him real hard. I think he only does the "your next line is-" once in the series

    • @Smile-wd6rz
      @Smile-wd6rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Wheel of fortune should have killed Jotaro ( Or some other stand that isn't as stupid as a fucking car), then the crusaders would need to be very creative to beat Dio, like how most fights were in part 2. Joseph is still good though.

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      It’s like a 40 year gap. You’re definitely going to be a different person

  • @dingletun
    @dingletun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love that if a stand user were to look at young Joseph, he would already have Hermit Purple.
    Hence explaining why he can read minds.

  • @aureo1179
    @aureo1179 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It wasn't, but if it pisses him off" is now my motto.

  • @PupBruh
    @PupBruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7487

    The end of Battle Tendency should’ve had Joesph say: “And next you’ll say, The End!” Narrator: “The End!” *gasp* Honestly that would’ve been great.

    • @raded4675
      @raded4675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      PuppetGames it’s sad that I’ve only seen them break the 4th wall only once

    • @SulemanAsghargoion
      @SulemanAsghargoion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      But then DIO pops up and say, "Oh! you were expecting that JoJo is going to end but I am back!"

    • @syed2444
      @syed2444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@raded4675 when is that?

    • @1playingcasual1
      @1playingcasual1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      @@syed2444 I think he's referring to the part where Jojo was about to peek on either Lisa Lisa or the maid lady (I cant remember) and he looked at the audience saying, "Niiiice"

    • @Sun-cg6lv
      @Sun-cg6lv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@1playingcasual1 in part 3,wheel of Fortune they also break the fourth wall "Part 3 is over"
      JoJo: "And who'd replace me? Jotaro Kujo"

  • @haruokumura8756
    @haruokumura8756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    Your next line is...
    "Hey, You forgot one from stardust crusaders" Toyu!

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      you are late for the joke , this is from 4 years ago

    • @haruokumura8756
      @haruokumura8756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@mihaiioc.3809 I know i'm late for the joke..

    • @sabe1045
      @sabe1045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      ZA WAste

    • @spencerabdo5144
      @spencerabdo5144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Hey, You forgot one from Stardust Crusaders! Nani?!

    • @chaossonicadv6922
      @chaossonicadv6922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fool, You are 100 years Late

  • @aaronn.5164
    @aaronn.5164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I still feel Joseph was the only JoJo capable of defeating the Pillar Men.

  • @alexinivai08
    @alexinivai08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is Joseph's defining and crowning moment as the best Jojo

  • @harley-wp6xt
    @harley-wp6xt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    it's the gasps that get me every time.

    • @josearmando9933
      @josearmando9933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      yeah haha and i love how it sometimes zooms when they gasp

    • @harley-wp6xt
      @harley-wp6xt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Jose Armando Best part is that it didn't get old.

    • @Drizzekh
      @Drizzekh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +kool'thuzad It's probably my second most viewed video with Joseph, right after grenade trick

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just like Caeser

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yung venuz
      No, it didn't. It was good _every_ time