If An Italian Was President Of The United States. Mike Marino - Full Special
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2022
- If an Italian was president of the United States, according to Mike Marino the country would be run completely different. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mike Marino brings his New Jersey comedy to Provo Utah. Filled with hilarious stories about trips to Walmart and what the world would be link if an Italian became president of the U.S. this Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Marino is sure to have any Italian or fan of comedy laughing from beginning to end.
If you enjoyed this full special from Mike Marino, be sure to check out the links below for even more Dry Bar Comedians you might enjoy!
Tony Calabrese
• Life Doesn't Get Any B...
Jimmy Della Valle
• When Your Wife Won't T...
Greg Vaccariello
• These Jokes Will Make ...
A little More Dry Bar
/ @alittlemoredrybar
Subscribe to Dry Bar Comedy Shorts
/ @drybarcomedyshorts
Want More Dry Bar Comedy?
Check us out on our other social media channels.
Facebook: / drybarcomedy
Instagram: / drybarcomedy
TikTok: vm.tiktok.com/gfQo9S/
Twitter: / drybarcomedy
#drybar #comedy #standup - ตลก
No Italian family played a game called Clue. Come on. Could you imagine my family: ‘Who done it?’ ‘I dunno. I didn’t see nothin’ 😅 ...I’m cracking up here. Mike is really funny.
What's wrong with staying home taking care of your mom? That makes you a good man, God knows we need more good men in this country. You got my respects for taking care of your mother.
I think it's pronounced "mah-thah" 🤣
Everyone should take care of their moms. I agree with you 🙂
Says the man who stays in his mom's basement
I moved home temporarily because my landlord (slumlord) screwed me out of buying the house I was renting. It became far more permanent than I intended when I learned my mother's health was to a point she couldn't hardly carry a case of bottled water in anymore, amongst many other things that are insanely hard on her now, that she never once mentioned to me and my brother.the sad part is. 99% of people my age still at home are there for their parents to take care of.
@@bigc9464
PLEASE look after her.
I love this guy! Nothing better than a Jersey accent - the Italians - love them! "I don't know what happened, but they're gone now, and there's nothin' you can do about it." I'll vote for him.
I recently moved from Jersey to South Carolina. I absolutely love the place and the people are super friendly. But oh my Lord, they have some goofy accents down here. After 3 days I joked with my husband and told him that, next time we go to a restaurant I'm gonna ask if the waitress can fake a Jersey accent so I can understand them. Good news was the Lord heard my prayers. the next day we went to a restaurant, our waiter was from Brooklyn. I understood every word he said
My wife is Sicilian from Queens. Her mama’s family was the neighborhood. I’m sure you understand. Her daddy was a wild eyed Micmac from Maine that fabricated everything from firearms to oil drilling rigs out of steel. My wife was a wild eyed biker chick when I met her, myself fresh from the Navy and squirrelly as the day is long. Come to find out, she’s a Navy veteran herself. Sometimes the wild eyed folks are assholes (her dad had such tendencies). Her mom was hardcore but she absolutely loved to laugh and I loved making her laugh. My wild eyed wife and I have been together for 42+ years now, far beyond the 6 months everyone gave us. My wild eyed wife is absolutely amazing! I’m still smitten!
At 42 years. You come from long before this modern "throw it away and start fresh" mentality people apply to everything in life.
@Dr. Froghopper I'm a Squid, too! And a Grunt. Your story gives me hope. I retired Army 10 years ago still single and and hopeful.
Thank you for blazing the trail Shipmate. Hooah.
Who cares.
"Sicilian from Queens"? If she's not Sicilian from Sicily she's just not Sicilian
@@virgim_ She is a Queen.
oh lord that whole SKIT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILAROUS.
Sending this to my daughter b/c when she thinks something is super funny she always says it was...wait for it...absolutely hilarious. Must be a Jersey Italian thing 😆
The Clue joke, I LOL'd. "Who did it?" "I don't know. I didn't see nuttin".
I’m watching these videos in the mornings. Much better than the news.
You're not kidding!
Thank you Dry Bar Comedy.
You are impacting the world.
I praise God for you.
Amen!
Shut up it's me.. How do I know am not the manager, I could be the Doctor 🤣 Had me laughing hard.
I cannot stress this enough! ANY comedian that laughs at their own jokes; is a very funny and good person all around.
I could watch this guy all day and laugh! Growing up in the 70's with Italians made me laugh even more! Mike for president!!!
😂😆.. I'm laughing and crying!!.. what's happening !?. he's really great at what he does!
This guy could be in the movies. If they still made good movies.
I agree
@Bob Valdez can I be in it?
When they laugh at their own jokes, that, that cracks me up so bad
Me too. It makes the gigs even funnier to me.😄
As an Aussie I found Mike to be very good and easy to relate to, which isn't the case with a lot of US comedians, as most have the jokes too centric to the USA. Looking forward to further work by Mike. Well done. 👍
In the rest of the states, we find the accent great with comedy. Love from Michigan.
As a new Zealander, I agree. I can relate to this guy, and to Aussies.
Thats bc we don't know anything about anyone or any place else (excluding self). But we have been invaded by migrants from around the world so that's bound to change very soon.😁
He is hilarious
I need a price check manager on self-serve.....maybe I AM the manager! Hilarious!!😅
"I'd send somebody else to your house."
Serious and funny.
Seriously funny.
Absolutely hilarious…..excellent comic! We needed someone like this !!
You can say that again! 😊
to those of you who are wondering, the coffins at Cosco are in case someone holds up he line when you're in a hurry.... but you didn't hear it from me
He cracked himself up.
Yeah and we all laughed anyway!
I love how he so thoroughly enjoys telling these hilarious stories and jokes.
His accent is everything.
"Ey. Wut accent you talkin about? We got no accents, the rest o yiz do.
@@najat5779 Aye,OHHHHHH!Whatchu tawkin' bout heah?!
Three things: 1. I love the accent. 2. He said "baloney" just for the Utah audience. Anywhere else I'm sure he would have used another "b" word. 3. We've had Italian Supreme Court justices so an Italian president is just a matter of time.
Mike for president!!😆
Nice job!! You are hilarious!! 🤣Really enjoyed your set.
If we had an Italian american president like marino, I'd be glued to the TV 📺 😂
Awesome set. Loved this guy. 🤣
Haha! Our new saying at our house is “ you gotta be your own customer service” 😂
😂🤣🤣😭
I have a cousin who grew up in NJ in a huge old house that had large Italian families on each side. So many wonderful stories. What great neighbors.
He would have fit in so well in The Sopranos. He's sooooo Italian and funny as all get out. Thoroughly enjoyed!!
This fool is so hilarious I had to stop drinking my prune juice (grey goose x hard Mike's strawberry and mango mix) to take a breather and I'm only 29yrs old...so far my top comedian...somebody make a compilation of his videos now!...
He’s funny af….and there ain’t nuthin you can do about it.
God please help me. I think I love this guy. He made more sense than anything I've heard in a long time.
I'm from Jersey, Mike. You are great
I keep waiting for him to say hey vinnie hit him with the bat
OMG Lolololololol 😂 Soooooooo funny! I laughed from the beginning to the end! Lololol and also I am a cashier. That one really got me.👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is a great character actor. He belongs in film and TV. I'm a fan already !!!
Let it marinate..
Lmfao!!
That was great!👍
I absolutely love Italian comedians' jokes.
"That's hilarious and you know it" Love himmm now
Laughed so hard at his comedic presence! Great Material!
I’m crying laughing! You’re hysterical! Yes! Make America Italian again!
You're actually crying laughing!? ..I have no clue wether I'm cry or laughing 😆😂 he's really great at what he does don't you think?
His time out joke was gold! Reminded me of my mom. Good times.
You are tremendous! Thanks for a great 25 minutes. My husband is beginning his 4th week in the hospital, so I really needed some laughs tonight. I've sent this to all my Joisey friends.
From, a Jersey Gal.
I got a Mel Brooks/ Rodney Dangerfield vibe from this. 👍
imagine this Mafia godfather of the United States president of America
Go to Walmart to see a docduh..😁😁
This guy is superb. He is really funny.
He reminds me a little of Don Rickles.
Thanks for posting it on you tube.
He's really great 😊.. his accent is everything don't you think!?
@@alessandrobianchi9868 haaa haaa, yes. Yes it does add to his character, and his act. Lol.
It takes a lot to get me laughing.
This guy had me laughing. 😹😹😹
Freaking hilarious!
Oh man... it takes talent to make a punch line funny when you KNOW what the punch line is and when it's coming.
OMG, this guy. My dad is no longer living, but he would have loved this guy. His kinda comedy. Thanks for this.
Ours has a eye clinic a subway . and a bank. Lol. 😂
Don’t forget the nail salon, hair salon & pretzel place 😂😂😂
He did good I would like to see more of his stand up
Make America Italian Again 🤣 Funny guy .
Come on people, this man’s hilarious! 😹👏🏿
Yes. Al Dente. Latte foam so silly.
This guy nails it 😆😆😆
I like that, 10% discount as a self-checkout employee of Walmart.
You are the best! Very funny!
👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤩
omg... laughing my butt off.. ☺
No, it's still there.
He's hilarious! got my halloween giggles cause Walmart is too tempting
That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Hysterical. Loved every minute of it.
He's really great at what he does..well for me his accent is everything 😆
@@alessandrobianchi9868 I became an instant fan when I saw this. Best one I've seen off Dry Bar. True, accent is cool, but it's the delivery and the cliche that's exploited... It's like the way the art came together which is what made it so remarkable. Amazing!
This guy is truly funny. He could be on any late night show and be a hit!
OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!!! THIS GUY IS A RIOT!
I laughed until I cried! He is SOOOO funny!!!
What a brilliant performance! Mike Marino, you would make an excellent president of the US...!!!....really good comedy and absolutely enjoyable! Thank you Mike!
🤣🤣🤣😉 hes hilarious! I've been working at Walmart for 10years and I think the samething, that Walmart should be on a reality TV show! I've seen alot and been through a lot because of crazy customers! Walmart doesnt believe in unions they frown on it! I've been threaten, I've had a crazy customer wanted to sue me, pastor punch our security guy in the face and fell, cracked his head on cement the pastor was stealing a tree, he got away,
I've had a customer almost hit with there car on purpose while I was cart pushing, I've seen crazy people come through, my 1st Walmart I worked one night there was a gange fight blood in electronics, I have stories for day! I've transfered 3 Walmart! I'VE seen fights
He's really one of the best, a born comedian with great jokes and remarkable sense of timing. Thoroughly enjoyed!
Thanks!
AWESOME!!
This guy is very very funny !!!! If there is a My Cousin Vinny part 2 this guy has to star in it !!!!!
This guy is hilarious. The audience is asleep at the wheel.
Awesome job. Very good timing. Made me even more scared of the Mafia
When I was a kid, I didn't know you could buy an actual slip and slide. My mom had a roll of plastic she rolled out on the sidewalk, on the hill of our street with the garden hose running water down it. You had to run to slide and the try not to go all the way to the concrete!
You are the man. We need more.
We?
This was truly one of the best Comedy sets I’ve ever seen.
I love when he starts laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He has the same smile of James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano)
Awesome
Self service poor service is very relatable. Went to Aussie Target recently. Woman there directing "traffic" as a "Self Service Assistant" and I sincerely felt sorry that over a dozen workers were displaced so I could spend five minutes figuring out how to find the barcode on an obscure item...which is five times dearer than the last time I got it 2 years ago...apparently there's no discount available for "domestic blindness" relating to barcodes...Next time I go in, there'll be a Dalek Robot squeaking across the floor at me and yelling in Robotic Unintelligible...and even the Lone Self Service Assistance will be at home watching how great technology is these days...
that opener was absolute fire...
Community service !!! Hilarious
Excellent Mike.
The best of the beet when it comes to making you laugh. 👍👍👍👍👍
His accent reminds me of the Nanny (Fran Drescher).
This man is a gift
Well yes he truly is great at what he does .to me his accent is everything don't you think?
@@alessandrobianchi9868 indeed I do ,he's very enjoyable I'd pay good money to see him perform
He seems like the the kind of guy who would hang out at Satriale's pork store!
mike is awesome! Utah, wake up, it's laughy time😀 jk, maybe? Thank you Mike it made my night to listen, so funny!
This was one of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.
Super great fun. Thanks.
Omg this man was just amazing.. 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂thank you sir for your jokes god bless you always
I saw Mike Marino in person several years ago. He was actually funny back then.
Don't have to wait for me man, that was hilarious!
Enjoyed very much very funny!!
I LOVE this 💖 🎉 guy! Thanks, Mike! 😁😆😂🤣🍀
Love it your awesome!
😂😂😂😂😂😂fantastic
Absolutely hilarious
Love you and Dry Bar Comedy 😂
Ridiculously funny! I loved the Walmart bit.
He makes good points!
Oh man that was hilarious start to finish. The Walmart rant, I couldn't stop laughing.
Absolutely 💯hysterical 🤣😆😂
people complain about self checkout but they then go pump their own gas.
Ha ha, not in....JERSEY!!!!
Hilarious! 🤣