We took precautions.. YOU FLEW OFF THE ROOF! IN A SHOPPING CART! WHAT PRECAUTIONS!? We were planning to land in the ocean.. YOU MISSED IT.. BY A HUNDRED YARDS! Classic :')
@@Vortex_Now Charlie didn't leave yet this episode. He watched Jake and Eldridge fly off the roof alongside Alan. Also, the Human Volcano was Charlie's idea.
@Welshwazza wow well done captain obvious! You know maybe Mr. L was talking about the two characters in the series that their lucky they survived. Still though at least we know that now, Thanks for letting us know, It was so important, Thumbs up bud!!!!
I can't believe alan is now lex luthor. He showed his acting talent. Jon Cryer went from Ducky from pretty in pink to a well known veteran actor. Great acting ability.
The "Fumes of Fury" incident was one of the few times Alan actually found himself at a loss for words. He just stood there with a look that said "WTF???". Another incident in the Jake Harper Hall of Fame was when he and Eldridge blew up Walden's server farm.
"It's not an exact science, Dad." "Okay, let's not dicker over the details." "He said, 'dicker.'" (Laughs) "Okay, I am serious! Okay? This dumbass thing stops right now!" "You were the one who told me I should follow my dreams." "I meant dreams like doctor or a lawyer. Not crash test dummy!"
They did a similar test on mythbusters (Though they didn't use a human to perform it). If I remember correctly They concluded that it wouldn't work due to all the acids we have in our stomach interfering. They did confirm you could get a bad case of ingestion. You can however set your farts on fire.
It does work, I've done it (quite by accident!!!) I was sat by the river, (the Lugg, just outside Hereford) very hot day, 29'C, drinkin a beer or two, guzzled the first one down in one go, then, in a fit of absent mindedness, fancied a chewy mint, grabbed a Mento from my pocket, straight in, chewed it and swallowed. I'm not joking when I say that less than ten seconds later, that beer came straight back up at a terrifying speed!!! I nearly shit meself! I was VERY glad I was alone! Although my mate, who was on his way to the spot, arrived under ten minutes later, I told him what had happened and he, the wanker, nearly pissed himself laughin'!!! 😆😆😆
Watch this. Judith: (comes by and sees Jake and Eldridge got hurt) Oh my God! Jake, are you okay?! Jake: I'm fine, mom. Judith: (to Alan) What were you thinking, Alan?! You let my son ride on a shopping cart on the roof and he got hurt! Jake: (to Judith) It's not his fault, mom. It's mine. We were doing "Dumbass". Judith: (to Jake) What? Why would you do that? Jake: It came down to a choice between Dumbass and The Asskateers. Alan: (to Judith) That's what he told me earlier.
@@questioneverything5595 there was nothing left worth watching in the show after he left, Jon couldn't save it. Also Charlie was punctual even though he was a junkie, he had a fight with Chuckie and the jew couldn't handle criticism.
As a kid I was pretty much like Jake. 25 years later as a father of three little girls I really want to be like Alan, but lets face it, some of us never truly "grow up". Fun is fun and I'm with Charlie.
It was alot funnier when jake was younger idd. And even if jake puking on alan isn't very funny...Alan makes it funny, because his reactions to everything is so hillarious! And if you have seen the episode, Alan says to charlie a bit later: "Cleaning up cola vomit my son puked in my face" LOL xD
Thank God my son ( & his wife) attended a magnet high school with more intelligent life forms! Otherwise, they may have ended up doing crazy stunts like these!! 😆 💘
![Jake and Eldridge high [HD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kdDejx6ec5I/mqdefault.jpg)
"Oh great, the human volcano worked!"
"You knew about this?"
"It was MY IDEA!!!!!"
Perfect timing. Alan was looking down at Jake just in time to get the 🌋 in his face . Priceless.
"He said 'cockamamie!"
"He said foc-us!!"
Alan's face is priceless. 🤣
Fucking Beavis and Butthead idiot moment😂
"Nothing happened".
"I wouldn't say that...".
Kills me every time.
Eldridge: ''We are dumbass.'' ahahahahahh
Alan: Oh God Are You Alright?
Jake: Mostly.
Charlie: Did You Remember To Get It On Video?
Eldridge: Ah Crap!!!!!
Do you realize how lucky you are? You could've broken your necks!
“We took precautions.”
Ggh
@@MovieLover1995 1 waw1 CELL
We were planning to land in the ocean.
2:55 Alan’s reaction here just absolutely kills me 😂😂😂
The stunned reaction at 3:50
@@TheArcher101 His reactions is basically how I felt with some of my roommates and project partners in college
The lecture Jake and Eldridge got, plus their reasoning behind flying a cart off the roof was hilarious.
My favorite part is when alan walked in and was like "dumbasses" 😂😂😂
It reminded me of Red Foremen from "That 70s show."
Reminds me of my dad when I was Jake's age. Except he'd have a beer in his hand and laugh as he walked away.
That was awesome!! 😂
You mean the part @4:19-4:28? If so, then I laughed so hard at that part too. 😂😂😂
I think the "nutsackectomy" bit was possibly the funniest of all the THM skits. Priceless!
You missed it....... BY A HUNDRED YAAAAAAAAARDS.
We took precautions..
YOU FLEW OFF THE ROOF! IN A SHOPPING CART! WHAT PRECAUTIONS!?
We were planning to land in the ocean..
YOU MISSED IT.. BY A HUNDRED YARDS!
Classic :')
One of the only true funny moment on the show after Charlie left
@@Vortex_Now Charlie didn't leave yet this episode. He watched Jake and Eldridge fly off the roof alongside Alan. Also, the Human Volcano was Charlie's idea.
@@stevenmorton2059 Oh thank you for correcting me, well one of the only true funny moments Jake had as a stupid teenager
@@Vortex_Now I've watched the real thing. Watching teenage buffoonery can be very amusing, as long as the damage is manageable.
I would probably have the exact same reaction as Alan did, except a little more serious.
How they managed to live this long is beyond me
@Welshwazza wow well done captain obvious!
You know maybe Mr. L was talking about the two characters in the series that their lucky they survived.
Still though at least we know that now,
Thanks for letting us know,
It was so important,
Thumbs up bud!!!!
The Jackass crew did it
Initially it was funny, probably that was the hype
Plot armor, VERY STRONG.
How Alan did not have a stroke through all of that is beyond me.........😂🤦♀️
Jake and Eldridge should have had there own show 🤣
Beavis & Butthead already exist ha
@@aaronwilson7536 Touche.
Aw I wish.
@@aaronwilson7536 Well they could be the brothers to beavis and butthead years later.
So this was the birth of TikTok and Instagram right there that made Zuckerberg a filthy gazillionaire?????!!
You can say what you want, but Charlie was really supportive about Jake's show, wasn't he?
Real Life Beavis and Butthead...
i love how charlie was behind the idea of the human volcano
"we were planning to land in the ocean" haha
“You missed it... by 100 yards!”
Doctor Jacob Harper i like the sound of that
Lmao... flew off the roof in a shopping cart
@@Mitchell_Kirkbride69 hey doc whats this here on my nutsac
We were planning to land in the ocean haha
Oh my God!! I'm on the floor laughing so hard; Jake and his friend are absolutely hilarious
Jake:Cool stunts.
Alan:Cool stunts? In gods name why?
Jake:You've heard of jackass.
Alan:Yeah.
Eldridge:We are dumbass.
One of the funniest bits on this show. Love the show.
3:41 you can literally see Alan's braincells dying.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously
Jake and Eldridge should play Beavis and Butthead in a live action film
Many many teenagers could perform that roles lol, i live with one, my teenage stepson.
Jake: “ nothing happened” Eldridge: “ I wouldn’t say that, I think I crapped my pants” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN JAKE AND HIS FRIEND WERE CALLED THE DUMB ASSES. AWESOME TV SHOW.
-Thats not a coke dude....
-Yeah, well my dad did the shopping...
Alan’s Face Is The Best Part.
"This is roof.. uh.. ... this is roof shopping cart"
-Peter Griffin
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, God are you alright
I can't believe alan is now lex luthor. He showed his acting talent. Jon Cryer went from Ducky from pretty in pink to a well known veteran actor. Great acting ability.
It’s Cryer.
He made a better Luthor than Jessie Eisenberg did.
@DarkPaladin+ that true people never appericate jon cryer but they love overrate charlie sheen
Those two need their own show.
Do you think so .The show would be nothing without Charlie Sheens .
He said focus lol Alan’s face after that 😂😂
Morons getting hurt is always funny and two and a half men did it perfectly
Jake: I can't believe nothing happened
Eldridge: I wouldn't say that, I think I crapped my pants.
'We were planning to land in the ocean".
"You missed it by 100 yards'.
Cracks me up every time.... 😂
The "Fumes of Fury" incident was one of the few times Alan actually found himself at a loss for words. He just stood there with a look that said "WTF???".
Another incident in the Jake Harper Hall of Fame was when he and Eldridge blew up Walden's server farm.
Lmao!!! When Alan came with that suit i spat all over my screen!! :D
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3:51 Alan trying not to laugh xD
It’s incredible how Jon Cryer didn’t laugh at that scene.
And you can tell he's having a hard time of not to laugh lol
I'm pretty sure he laughed so hard after this.
More like Jon Cryer is trying not to break character
@@HasufelyArod Oh yes, true. His acting is so good I sometimes forget. Lol
I think the title should be "The best stunts of Jake and Eldridge". Let's give both an equal credit to make this episode, and many more, epic! 🙏
I NEVER LAUGH SO HARD LIKE THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i laughed so hard at this i choked on air...to darn funny.
“Do you realize how lucky you are?! You could’ve broken your necks!”
Andrew Toone we took precautions
"You flew off the roof...in a shopping cart! What precautions?"
3:49 the official moment that Alan's brain finally snapped. Lol
Start my morning off with Jake Harper. 😂
Charlie: did you remember to get that on video?!
Eldridge: ah crap...
This is hilarious....one of the funniest episodes ever...
c/ryer at his best...
You can almost hear Alan's head explode
When I saw the episode with fumes of fury I almost died laughing.
4:17 let it ripped lol
that the best part a lighter & a fart end up a full #2
One of the funniest last moments of Two and a Half Men
man I almost forgot how awesome this show was because I stopped watching it. God bless whoever invented DVD.
I love how jake met his match lmao
4:19 ☠️☠️☠️
4:27 Alan hit the nail on the head
You can see Cryer trying not to laugh at 3:50.
4:26 Looks like Alan Harper but talks like Red Forman
One of the best scenes EVER!!! I would like to see the whole episode...
When those 2 get together you know something hilarious is gonna happen.
“Are you alright?!”
“We’ll see..”
“Did you remember to get it on video?”
“Aw Crap!”
“Dumb Asses!”
my favorite scene was when Jake made the human Volcano 🤣
4:26 red Forman
Anybody who’s knows what I’m talking about like
funniest episode of that season lol
"It's not an exact science, Dad."
"Okay, let's not dicker over the details."
"He said, 'dicker.'" (Laughs)
"Okay, I am serious! Okay? This dumbass thing stops right now!"
"You were the one who told me I should follow my dreams."
"I meant dreams like doctor or a lawyer. Not crash test dummy!"
My face was hurting after watching this video 😂
My stomach was hurt after watching this video .
Hole crap, the difference of Charlie Sheen in season 1 versus here is a mile.
Yeah during this time was when he was "winning". Banging them 7 gram rocks will make you look thin and old.
would the Human Volcano actually work? lol
I wonder the same thing but i suspect it could be dangerous... The key is finding someone stupid enough to test the stunt for u...
They did a similar test on mythbusters (Though they didn't use a human to perform it). If I remember correctly They concluded that it wouldn't work due to all the acids we have in our stomach interfering. They did confirm you could get a bad case of ingestion. You can however set your farts on fire.
It does work, I've done it (quite by accident!!!) I was sat by the river, (the Lugg, just outside Hereford) very hot day, 29'C, drinkin a beer or two, guzzled the first one down in one go, then, in a fit of absent mindedness, fancied a chewy mint, grabbed a Mento from my pocket, straight in, chewed it and swallowed. I'm not joking when I say that less than ten seconds later, that beer came straight back up at a terrifying speed!!! I nearly shit meself! I was VERY glad I was alone! Although my mate, who was on his way to the spot, arrived under ten minutes later, I told him what had happened and he, the wanker, nearly pissed himself laughin'!!! 😆😆😆
@@michaelrawson6261 U r just lying and I can tell by the lvl of fake details u went to provide
@@crunchies4me sounds dangerous but it would still work with a coke and a pack of mentos
i knew what was coming at 1:38 and i still laughed my ass off!
charlie is looking rough here
Watch this.
Judith: (comes by and sees Jake and Eldridge got hurt) Oh my God! Jake, are you okay?!
Jake: I'm fine, mom.
Judith: (to Alan) What were you thinking, Alan?! You let my son ride on a shopping cart on the roof and he got hurt!
Jake: (to Judith) It's not his fault, mom. It's mine. We were doing "Dumbass".
Judith: (to Jake) What? Why would you do that?
Jake: It came down to a choice between Dumbass and The Asskateers.
Alan: (to Judith) That's what he told me earlier.
Mishchievious Badger that's the drugs and aids he got a bad rep and people cry over him being kicked off the show all the time
@@questioneverything5595 there was nothing left worth watching in the show after he left, Jon couldn't save it. Also Charlie was punctual even though he was a junkie, he had a fight with Chuckie and the jew couldn't handle criticism.
Aditya Chatterjee yeah most people can’t insult their bosses publicly and expect to keep their jobs
@@cameronjr8 Thank God you're not a dialogue writer.
A veces me pregunto si Jake & Eldridge padecían de sus facultades mentales 😂
These two were a laugh 😂 riot!!!
1:39 if you look closely jake is really pushing it our of his mouth.I wonder if they actually did the experiment xd
This is the funniest video of 2 1/2 men I have ever seen.
Imagine being Jake's dad
Lol yeah I will
Man I love this show I really wish they continued making more episodes but they quit.
MY FAVORITE EPISODES OF TWO IN HALF MAN.
Love this 🤗 Show 💞 Never be another one like like ** Two and Half Men *** 😊😊😃
I miss the old show with Charlie... But this video is so funny! Love Jake :)
Goggles
Right, safety first
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also loved
We were planning to land in the ocean
You missed it
By a hundred yards
2:30
3:42 You can literally see Alan's braincells dying xD
I wanna see some bloopers of this episode!!! *lol* that would be great...
As a kid I was pretty much like Jake. 25 years later as a father of three little girls I really want to be like Alan, but lets face it, some of us never truly "grow up". Fun is fun and I'm with Charlie.
It was alot funnier when jake was younger idd. And even if jake puking on alan isn't very funny...Alan makes it funny, because his reactions to everything is so hillarious! And if you have seen the episode, Alan says to charlie a bit later: "Cleaning up cola vomit my son puked in my face" LOL xD
I love this part of show!!!! 😍
2:49-3:53 - Dr. Alan Harper realizes the college fund he'd saved for his son Jake was completely unnecessary. 😂
"We are Dumbass."
😂
Really
Last part was hilarious....they tried to lit the lighter with his fart
Where did they get shopping cart 🛒 from?
Hes the cutest thing now that hes older.. Mainly the reason I watch the show now!
1:39 that is the coolest projectile vomit ever!
A funny bit of this episode is you see Charlie wearing a Tshirt of the original name of what they were going to call themselves.
I loved this version of Allan 😂
This quy Eldrige is great actor.. He is like a born for sitcom
He could've been cast as Leon Kennedy in that Resident Evil film. Instead they went with a brown guy. What the actual fuq?
MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF TWO AND HALF MEN.
I gotta try the human volcano
@deana0329 lol thats graham patrick martin haha.
" 🙄 Dumbasses."
😂
3:14
I love Charlie saying that he told the kids to do the soda
God I Love This Show so much
Thank God my son ( & his wife) attended a magnet high school with more intelligent life forms! Otherwise, they may have ended up doing crazy stunts like these!! 😆 💘
NOW THAT'S A REAL FRIENDSHIP!