The one time Cutman would have been perfect, cutting the hose around the robo dino, he gloats and says it can't stop the dinobot. Really Cutman. YOUR ONE USE IS TO CUT THINGS AND YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE.
Props to Dr. Wily for not shutting him down. Cutman literally ruined everything he was involved with, and Wily still felt like he was more useful than harmful. He was wrong, but still.
Which is pretty weird, since there were several "villain of the week" Robot Masters (Crystal Man, Pharaoh Man, and Dark Man come to mind) who came across are far more competent than Cut Man.
Pumpkin Row Cutman fails so much that it makes his weapon actually stupid. It should be a homing device of terror, but Cutface has such bad luck that the shots go friendly fire.
what makes me sad is Cutman was supposed to be the main hero of the Mega man games since the creator of Megaman Akira Kitamura made Cutman as the hero but they had to change it for some reason and now even in the artwork and the TV shows they're all making fun of cutman
Cutman: Scissors only go one direction and can't cut through any hard object. Megaman using Cutmans power: Scissors chase the target and cuts through an entire airplane.
According to cannon sources, the Rolling Cutter is a weapon with the ability to cut through pretty much anything. It’s made of the same thing as Metal Man’s blades (literally one of the most lethal weapons in gaming history due to its number of uses without refilling it, it’s firing speed and near constantly immense damage output). That material being Ceratanium. This is also what Megaman’s armor is Made of, and as the classic series’ core games have shown, is so durable and strong that it enables him to survive the gravity of Jupiter, the heat of Atomic Fire, (which is hotter then the surface of the sun), the crushing depths of the ocean basin, and the weight exerted by Wily’s castle in MM9 I believe it was. Most airplanes are made of an Aluminum alloy to both reduce weight and cost to manufacture and this makes it far far more malleable and soft than the Ceratanium that the Rolling Cutter is made of. The hulls of most commercial planes is also relatively thin so...
Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL
I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.
Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF
I like how the strength of cut man’s cutters are so inconsistent. In one scene they cut a phone pole in half with no signs of stopping, but then in the next scene, they get stopped by slightly high water pressure.
At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have. Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly. In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes. In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."
It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch
I love that when Rock has it, the useless guy’s weapon becomes a seeker missile from hell. It means Cutman’s weapon isn’t bad, the guy really is just that incompetent
I absolutely love that when Megaman uses Cutman's weapon, it's nigh unstoppable. this show was weird yes, but it was smart with its comedy in certain places.
You know your incompetence is legendary when: 1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments 2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.
He said it again because he thought nobody heard it the first time and he was really proud of that line. Yes, we heard you the first time and it wasnt that good. Sorry if that cuts a bit deep, but you're not that sharp.
The "Rock beat Scissors" actually it's a recurring joke in Rockman Megamix. Sadly that joke didn't translated into Archie because of character's rename.
that joke was so great.... did you think of it yourself? honestly. That joke was sitting infront of my face the entire time! why didn't I think of that!
Sounds like bullshit. Cutman was from Megaman 1, and Woodman from 2. Maybe I'm in the wrong here, and it's possible to fight Cutman with the Leaf Shield in Wily Wars, the fighting games, or Megaman 8 Saturn?
1:50 could be seen as a perfect example of how much Wily loves his robots. Instead of leaving Cut Man behind to deal with the blade alone, he calls for him and risks getting hurt by the blade himself.
The instant megs gets ahold of cutman's weapon it goes from a terribly aimed wet piece of spaghetti to an actual lightsaber in terms of cuttin capability
Let me get this straight when cutman uses his weapon it get deflected off or dodged easy as hell (it was litterally deflected by shooting screws at it) but when megaman copies the EXACT same weapon it cuts through anything and homes in on it's target to ensure it never misses. Megaman's best feature was the build in Game Genie Dr. Light installed into him apparently...
No see, Cut Man is incompetent. He can't even use the weapon he was programmed to use right, apparently. When Mega Man uses it he uses it to its fullest and turns it into a homing blade of death, only rubbing it into him further.
2:47 I love it when heroes have had enough of a villain’s shit and just interrupt them with a takedown. Cut man “Come on, he can’t take-“ Mega man *Bang*
The smart Robot Masters in this show do that too. Pharaoh Man's reaction to Mega Man acquiring his weapon is to punch him in the mouth while he says "now I've got your power!" because it's a vulnerability that no one else seems to recognize.
" we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode" "Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.
For some reason, I love that they pronounce it "Cutm'n" like a last name instead of "Cut-Man." "Howdy, the name's Hezekiah Cutman. Say yer prayers, Megaman."
Corey's got a good point now that he mentions it. After hearing that, I'm wondering how it would've sounded if Robin Williams played Cutman, judging from his own impersonation of Peter Lorre from one part in Aladdin where the genie is telling him how he can't bring people back from the dead.
4:22 I did not expect to see this level of realistic robot brutality on a children's cartoon. I mean that is a look of genuine fear on his face as he's crushed to pieces by a lamppost.
That happened *ALL THE TIME* in this show. Robot Masters get smashed to outright pieces in almost every episode (hell, Snake Man's weapon directly attacks the joints of whichever poor bot-bastard it hits), and that's not even counting things like Crystal Man getting his arm blown off or that time Roll vacuums off another robot's face.
It would work if he were addressing Paper Mario, but seeing as the lumberjack robot is addressing a metal man and not a paper one, that threat just doesn't work.
I like how in Cutman's hands his shears just just that. In Megman's hands the shears are unstoppable heatseeking wrecking balls that don't so much as cut but smashes through stone walls and steal barricades
It makes sense when you realize that Cut Man is voiced by Terry Klassen, the original voice of Krillin, and Mega Man is voiced by Ian Corlett, the original voice of Goku. You can practically see the "Cut Man Owned" counter rise...
Yes, I laughed at this, Cutman is more incompetent than Commander Cobra, how is that possible? The worst of this is that he was created to help humanity.
Well, technically, he's the most competent person in this show. He always did what he was made for: *_Helping Humanity._* How many times did Cutman single-handily defeat all of his "allies?" He's always been helping Megaman from the other side.
2:53 As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅 Made worse by the dialogue 😂
One of the lines should be like, my cutters are kicked away but when used by Megaman they chase me from a brick wall, wood door, steel door and airoplane
He was dropped when he was a floppy disk
lol
And comment of the week goes to
👏
😂😂😂😂
naw, I think someone pulled the USB stick too early while he was still in Beta
He literally could've done his only job and cut the fire hose for his dinosaur
He probably would have missfired it into his own face to be honest
It's surprising he became a DJ with his incompetence
It's because his legs and hips were covering his view
Franco Ranullo Nope, he straight up acknowledges it
More like yee dinosaur
I love how cutman’s weapon becomes a million times more effective when used by megaman.
Right? Suddenly the thing had the tenacity of the robot dog in Black Mirror.
What the heck
@@colebrown8293 that was a needless troll. Seriously bro.
@@colebrown8293 How old are you? 12?
That homing scissor had me dying
Megaman uses cut = cuts a whole airplane
Cutman uses cut = gets blocked by a few screws
level differences
Who’s buster gun is better mega man or mega man x?
@@UBRambo56 Mega Man X
1:03 CutMan Meets MetalMan
Also gets reflected by *water-*
"Cutting you up is going to be 'shear' delight."
With puns like these, who needs competence?
That was good, I’m not gonna lie.
I didn't even notice the pun lol
I think that was the *one* one-liner in the video that actually made me chuckle.
This show's script is 99% made up of one-liners
That's just mega not true.
What's the 1%?
Welcome to the 1990s friend.
@@emileyclark2195 puns
The paper doll one seems to have been used twice as well
How to act scared.
*No!*
*Now you've got my weapon.*
Top ten saddest anime scenes
@@user-tc5hn1dz4j
This anime always makes me cry.
I’m going to make paper dolls out of you!!!
It actually sounds like CutMan is being tongue-in-cheek about it. Maybe he really is a double agent?!
When your enemy can use your own weapon better than you can.
Moral of the story: in this game, Rock beats scissor.
thats right from rock paper & scissors
@@jorgeuri4569 Well, also Rock being one of Mega Man’s aliases, but you get it.
GET THIS MAN A LIKE
No. The moral of the story is.... he's going to make paper dolls out of you.
HA, PLATINUM!!!!
Megaman's collateral damage is serious in this show...
Yo holy eggs it’s proto
I see it all hit our recommended XD
Indeed
But Proto!!
He iS fiGhtINg aGAintS The iVOL of DoCTor WillY!?!
ye that airplane did not deserve that
The one time Cutman would have been perfect, cutting the hose around the robo dino, he gloats and says it can't stop the dinobot. Really Cutman. YOUR ONE USE IS TO CUT THINGS AND YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE.
I had to pause the video just to see if someone said something like this.
DJ Yoshi, so did I XD
I KNOW RIGHT
He had *one* job!
Jeremy Abbott 😂😂😂😂
Damn, he never made paper dolls out of him
Yup
darn
Oh yeah yeah
And he thought he would multiple times, which is the sad part
Out of who
Props to Dr. Wily for not shutting him down. Cutman literally ruined everything he was involved with, and Wily still felt like he was more useful than harmful. He was wrong, but still.
I think it might’ve been because Cut Man still tried his hardest all the time even though he fails so much. Can’t really get that very often.
And then you see the likes of Dr. Weil using his robots as canon fodder
@@sickle7291 No better way to use your robots
Which is pretty weird, since there were several "villain of the week" Robot Masters (Crystal Man, Pharaoh Man, and Dark Man come to mind) who came across are far more competent than Cut Man.
>Cutman uses weapon, it flies straight or boomerangs to allies for no reason
>Megaman uses Cutblade and it homes in on targets automatically
Magik.
Haks
Nah, they seem more like clean cuts than hacks
pro+premium players vs noob+freemium players be like
Cutman doesnt know how to use his weapon
Pumpkin Row Cutman fails so much that it makes his weapon actually stupid. It should be a homing device of terror, but Cutface has such bad luck that the shots go friendly fire.
Is it just me, or does it seem like despite Cutman being incompetent, he at least tries harder than almost 90% of Wily's other robots?
"A" for effort, that CutMan!
what makes me sad is Cutman was supposed to be the main hero of the Mega man games since the creator of Megaman Akira Kitamura made Cutman as the hero but they had to change it for some reason and now even in the artwork and the TV shows they're all making fun of cutman
@Keith Pillsbury fun fact: mega man's standing sprite in the two dos games was based off of cut man
Hes like detective gumshoe, hes literally the only detective that does his job even tho he isnt the best at it
@@disgal6235 Tyrell Badd tho.
"Let's see how you do against Kung Fu Cutman!"
**dies**
And to toast as well, Roll literally defeats him in that episode by shooting toast at him
1:06
Jarsh Finx
And that's what I call karma
Cut Man trained that kung Fu for 30 years (no seriously this episode is about mega man traveling 30 years into the future)
XD
"I must apologize for Cut Man, he's an idiot.
We have purposely built him wrong, as a joke."
Thank you Calvin.
Kungpow reference nice
Man of culture
Cutman is a literal living joke.
Did they really say that?
Cutman: Scissors only go one direction and can't cut through any hard object.
Megaman using Cutmans power: Scissors chase the target and cuts through an entire airplane.
you know that's not mega mans' real body, right?
Estela Willy
Wdym?
According to cannon sources, the Rolling Cutter is a weapon with the ability to cut through pretty much anything. It’s made of the same thing as Metal Man’s blades (literally one of the most lethal weapons in gaming history due to its number of uses without refilling it, it’s firing speed and near constantly immense damage output). That material being Ceratanium. This is also what Megaman’s armor is Made of, and as the classic series’ core games have shown, is so durable and strong that it enables him to survive the gravity of Jupiter, the heat of Atomic Fire, (which is hotter then the surface of the sun), the crushing depths of the ocean basin, and the weight exerted by Wily’s castle in MM9 I believe it was. Most airplanes are made of an Aluminum alloy to both reduce weight and cost to manufacture and this makes it far far more malleable and soft than the Ceratanium that the Rolling Cutter is made of. The hulls of most commercial planes is also relatively thin so...
Cutman: Tries to cut Megaman, but fails and does everything but.
Megaman: *_YOUR FATE HAS BEEN SEALED_*
Cutman: Oh no, toast!
Megaman: YES THIS IS A JOJO'S REFERENCE
Things that are better than Cutman's blade:
-Nails
-Water
-Wind
-Stepping to the right
Violet Dirge until Megaman gets hero advantage and it follows for miles and cuts through steel doors, brick walls
Frost Prime was robbed in last year's election.
and kicking it
and bolts
falling over
1:07 "Let's see how you do against… KUNG FU CUT MAN! HI-YAH!!"
*immediately gets blasted… by Roll.*
At least he tried
Roll became Indiana Jones in that scene
@Low Tier Trash
You can't blame him.
She blasted the fuck out if him too.
@Low Tier Trash we can say he is...
Ready for this one?
Low tier trash
Ayy :D
Cutman weakness: Existence
relatable
Mega man doesn't need another robot master's weapon to beat him, he just needs cut man to exist.
In combat:
Megaman > Cutman
Rush > Cutman
Roll > Cutman
And, this last one is just a guess, but Dr Light > Cutman
Megaman weaknesses be like:
Guts man: bombs
Bomb man: fire
Ice man: electricity
Fire man: ice
Elec man: scissors
Cut man: *E X I S T*
@@yeetyeet3534 I always wondered why fire is weak to ice
Well, Rock does beat Scissors.
Are you talking about the boulder that landed on his head or that Mega Man is called Rock Man in Japan?
Veteran Nintenerd Yes
I guess paper does, too...?
@@ResidentTarantino Both I guess
Yet mega man's cutter went through a ROCK wall
Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL
+metaltom2003 I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part.
+Tonya Denny I thought you meant Petra from Minecraft Story Mode
+Tonya Denny Oh my god,no one cares.
that was a wood door
It goes to show this version of Mega Man is overpowered as fuck.
I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.
OP. xD
The Mobslayer Actually he did cut the wings off a plane with the cutter still on his head. Maybe he's just a bad thrower?
Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF
Josh Gerona Cut Man rolled a natural 1 on the attack roll. Mega Man rolled a natural 20.
"Robot Master" my ass
Cutman’s Rolling Cutter: BAD
Megamans Rolling Cutter: DEATH
WALLY *finally, i found waldo in the comments*
_wheeze_
Maybe Rolling Cutter in this show gets a power boost based on which side of the good/evil dynamic you're on.
I like how the strength of cut man’s cutters are so inconsistent. In one scene they cut a phone pole in half with no signs of stopping, but then in the next scene, they get stopped by slightly high water pressure.
Then Mega Man cuts through a brick wall, a metal door, and a whole airplane
However a good kick sends it back
And screws directly reflect it, doesn't knock it away, doesn't slow it to a stop, no, it directly reflects it
The 146th Walnut and the vacuum
Back when they did what ever to drive the plot forward
At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have.
Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly.
In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes.
In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."
_but, hey._
_that's just a theory._
Do you really think this American 80's cartoon would go that deep?
Randy yes
@@nobunny9362 nuuuuuuuu
I'm like a month late, but I was LITERALLY just gonna say that 😂
It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch
I love that when Rock has it, the useless guy’s weapon becomes a seeker missile from hell. It means Cutman’s weapon isn’t bad, the guy really is just that incompetent
Wait his name is rock? Now wonder it doesn't work on him scissors can't beat rock
Incompetent, or as a previous poster said, CutMan is a double agent.
come on he is trying his best
Zachary Alegria His name in Japanese is Rockman, this guy’s just a weeb.
@@nightsregalia8641 He better hope Dr. Wily never makes Paper Man.
“Nice try Mega Jerk”
So childish, so stupid but yet so charming.
I absolutely love that when Megaman uses Cutman's weapon, it's nigh unstoppable. this show was weird yes, but it was smart with its comedy in certain places.
Cut man closes the fucking door and the scissors just fly over the wall!
I was like “can cut man do that too?”
It's not the weapon that's busted, it's the robot
😂😑?
@@johninenglish8236 1:36?
You know your incompetence is legendary when:
1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments
2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.
6 minute
@@yque8761 great necrocommenting.
5+. That is more than 5 minutes. Your comment wasn't necessary.
@@yque8761 you waited 4 years to say that?
Lol
@@yque8761 Actually after five minutes it changes to a song montage. So you wouldn't even be right if it wasn't so fucking pedantic.
Anybody notice how they used the “I’m going to make paper dolls out of you” line twice?
Cutman is so incompetent he can't even make up new one-liners.
@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge You might say CutMan is...wait for it...
*CUTTING CORNERS.* ✂
He said it again because he thought nobody heard it the first time and he was really proud of that line.
Yes, we heard you the first time and it wasnt that good. Sorry if that cuts a bit deep, but you're not that sharp.
@@edwardgaines6561 You can say he's not *cut* out for the job
@@ObviouslyEvil 👏😀
In Japan, Megaman’s name is “Rockman”. That’s why Cutman can’t beat him, because rock beats scissors.
Because MegaMan's real name is Rock.
That makes a lotta sense
...so what you're saying is... Dr Wily needs to make a paper robot! Iris Exe's navi from the anime comes to mind.
The "Rock beat Scissors" actually it's a recurring joke in Rockman Megamix. Sadly that joke didn't translated into Archie because of character's rename.
This guy make storm troopers feel good about themselves
Cutman: Nooooo
@@awesometron7866 Eli J. Martinez: yes
@@erainmartinez8175 Cutman: I am going to make a paper doll out of you, Martinez!
I can imagine poor cutman scrolling through these comments and crying himself to sleep.
-I'm doing my part.
+I'm doing my part.
×I'm doing my part.
*I DIDN'T DO F***INK SH**!!!.
When will Cutman ever learn?
...Rock ALWAYS beats scissors! lol
that joke was so great.... did you think of it yourself? honestly. That joke was sitting infront of my face the entire time! why didn't I think of that!
Actually, it dates back to Bob and George. Not in that exact format, but it's an old joke. Glad you like it, though.
TatsurouKaos I love that joke. It isn't even the laugh out loud joke. its the "thats so clever i can't stop smirking" joke.
Well I'm glad I made you smirk. I honestly thought it would only get groans.
TatsurouKaos I always appreciate a good joke, even if its terrible.
Random Fun Fact:
Cutman is weak to Woodman's Leaf Shield, even though Cutman was made with the purpose to cut down trees.
well duh, trees, not leafs!
Sounds like bullshit. Cutman was from Megaman 1, and Woodman from 2. Maybe I'm in the wrong here, and it's possible to fight Cutman with the Leaf Shield in Wily Wars, the fighting games, or Megaman 8 Saturn?
i *think* it's either in the anime or the fighting games
It's the leaf shield. It shields leaves.
Unless megaman uses it
1:50 could be seen as a perfect example of how much Wily loves his robots.
Instead of leaving Cut Man behind to deal with the blade alone, he calls for him and risks getting hurt by the blade himself.
He said get away 😂
Dr wily has the intention of a villian but the attitude of a good guy
He also saved Iceman even after he tried to attack him
@@jennatamayo4730 he told him to get away 😭
So we gonna ignore the end of the video
I feel like cutman is your one friends who just sucks at everything, but you keep him around for pure entertainment purposes. Poor cutman.
Don't you mean Cuntman
@@ricohernandez9969 oh that's just mean 😂
@@nightcollapse Everyone is a Cuntman from time to time.
Me
BRO YESSSS
Well, it's not really his fault, I mean... ROCK DOES BEAT SCISSORS, AFTER ALL
Good one dude!
XD
Rock = Megaman Scissors = Cutman Nice one!!! XD
BADUM TSS
XD. Nice one bro.
"Lets see how you do against Kung Foo Cutman!"
*gets shot*
He had the bad guy from the indiana jones feeling
@@CyIinder 😂😂😂
"The first thing you should know about martial arts: guns beat martial arts everytime." Stan Smith.
@@baalfgames5318 😂😂😂
Roll: You’re TOAST mister!
1:33 = I died so hard lmao.
How the hell the Rolling Cutter can track Cut Man like that, destroying walls, doors and even an airplane.
Cutman also died after this
Cutman knows the legendary joestar secret technique
@@noponarchsage Unfortunately, like his weapon, he can't use it correectly.
The instant megs gets ahold of cutman's weapon it goes from a terribly aimed wet piece of spaghetti to an actual lightsaber in terms of cuttin capability
You got to hand it to them, the characters may have looked weird but they sure knew how to make some hilarious show out of it
Let's see how you do against...
*KUNG FU CUTMAN!*
2:58 I just find it so hilarious how Proto Man nonchalantly snatches up Roll.
*Step this wayyy, **_pleeeeeease~_*
His main ability; Errape young girls
*exuuuuuuuse me, princess~*
Brother sister bonding at its purest
For real, cutman is so incompetent, he cant even beat roll
@@vuan8167 you mean his sister lol
"Sorry sis. Too dangerous"
1:44
To show you the power of Flex Tape...
**NEYOW**
I SAWED THIS PLANE IN HALF!!!
PHIL NO
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
that's ALOTTA DAMAGE
I read this comment as it happened
And repaired it with only Flex Dolls
We need to make a meme out of cutman running away from Megaman's scissor
Me running from Brazil:
The Banana Peel I threw one lap ago:
Me on lap 3:
When you try running from your angry mom but she throws her shoe
YES XD
Running from my past
This is basically the opposite of the, "the boss when he joins your team," meme.
Cutman dies in Infinity War
DAM YOU WITH YOU’RE SPOILERS
@@brianisme6498 DAMN YOU AND YOUR GRAMMAR
TheSuperSaiyanPikachu lol
worst spoiler m8
Cut Man's last words: At least I still have my weapon!
you know when a villain is pathetic, when they hero can use your power, better than what you can.
Which is why Kirby is amazing.
Mega Man*
*Wood Man
Dido* from pokemon
KeyBrute89 Ditto*
Every time Cutman says “Hold my Scissors “, hundred percent he’s gonna fail big time.
So basically every time he tries to fight Megaman.
Rock always beats scissors. The writers were more clever than we give them credit for.
But Mega Man/Rock already does more damage to Cut Man with the buster in the game. So it wasn't the writers.
FluxGigawatt It was the creator's of the game.
This Guy Even then the writers were clever enough to pick up that clever fact. Cleverception!
Poor cutman..It seems he just really wants to make some paper dolls but doesn't know how to safely acquire any craft supplies.
0:36 puberty hit Roll like a truck
+redjarman she's got a face like jackie chan
Jesus Christ!
I think this episode was the one where the robots got turned into primitive cave bots
Lmao
BERSERKER
Drinking game: take a shot every time that stock metal crunch sound plays
Good God, you'd be dead before you can make a cutting pun.
Let me get this straight when cutman uses his weapon it get deflected off or dodged easy as hell (it was litterally deflected by shooting screws at it) but when megaman copies the EXACT same weapon it cuts through anything and homes in on it's target to ensure it never misses. Megaman's best feature was the build in Game Genie Dr. Light installed into him apparently...
Yep when in doubt cheat like hell!
SpiritualJD12887 Megaman is op
No see, Cut Man is incompetent. He can't even use the weapon he was programmed to use right, apparently. When Mega Man uses it he uses it to its fullest and turns it into a homing blade of death, only rubbing it into him further.
ViridianSun Good Point, Especially since Cutman was Built to be a Lumber Robot.
Also when cutman uses it has a chance to attack his own allys
1:14 MegaMan one shot CutMan, steals his ability, take one shot and it does a million times better than what CutMan can ever do.
Sad days
Cutman is so incompetent his weapon refuses to work for him.
2:47 I love it when heroes have had enough of a villain’s shit and just interrupt them with a takedown.
Cut man “Come on, he can’t take-“
Mega man *Bang*
You'd love Guts in _Berserk_ then.
The smart Robot Masters in this show do that too. Pharaoh Man's reaction to Mega Man acquiring his weapon is to punch him in the mouth while he says "now I've got your power!" because it's a vulnerability that no one else seems to recognize.
4:29 my favorite part, I don't know why but Protoman's screaming was really hilarious.
I- LMAO
You can hear the genuine fear in his voice. Th-they’ve reflected the lAzer back At Us! *AAAAAAAAAaaaaaa*
@@Annexialol lmao
Fucking Wily silently running away in sheer panic in his suit 😂
Protoman fucking dies
0:25 got me good. The barely audible "uh oh" was so funny to me, idk why!
I had to listen very closely, but I did hear it, and I did chuckle.
0:32
Cutman gets thrown so much that he repeats a pun he said before
" we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode"
"Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.
For some reason, I love that they pronounce it "Cutm'n" like a last name instead of "Cut-Man."
"Howdy, the name's Hezekiah Cutman. Say yer prayers, Megaman."
Kung F. Cutmin
I love at 0:32 when Cutman is thrown at the truck, the fender doesn't even dent.
Cutman can't even commit car insurance fraud.
Logic
Cutman sounds like if someone was both Canadian and Italian and was doing an impression of your stereotypical bad guy
Haunting Spook can’t tell if that’s extremely racist or not racist at all
Haunting Spook dont forget Mexican
He’s somebody doing a Peter Lorre impression
Or N. Gin if he was in Wrath Of Corte
He sound Mexican lol
You had one job Cutman...
One job...
+master dalek Literally. He only created to do one thing XD
+master dalek Cutman: Nnnnoooo!
Is Boomerang kuwanger anyway related to Cutman?
That's why my portrayal of Cutman is always depressed
Even roll can beat him in a 1v1
Lmao he's so pathetically hilarious.
This guy rolls a natural 1 in every decision and action ever made and I live for each consequence
Nope.
@@derrickhaggard nope?
@@ardenskylark6235 My bad. Yeah Cutman is pathetic.
Really though, Cutman is the hero of the show, how many times has his bumbling antics and poor aim saved the day?
Also, no matter how many times he loses, he continues to try his best.
This is a metaphor:
Cutman is You
Megaman is Life
It's the perfect metaphor because it's true lol
Lol you can't just do that you gotta explain why
CutMan is like Charlie Brown. Good Grief!
Cutman sounds inexplicably like a Mexican version of Raiden.
or Ren
I think it's supposed to be a Peter Lorre imitation.
Robert Elven Which Raiden
Corey's got a good point now that he mentions it. After hearing that, I'm wondering how it would've sounded if Robin Williams played Cutman, judging from his own impersonation of Peter Lorre from one part in Aladdin where the genie is telling him how he can't bring people back from the dead.
Mario G Hernandez I’d assume metal gear’s Raiden.
4:22 I did not expect to see this level of realistic robot brutality on a children's cartoon. I mean that is a look of genuine fear on his face as he's crushed to pieces by a lamppost.
*AAAAA!!!!* a-
That happened *ALL THE TIME* in this show. Robot Masters get smashed to outright pieces in almost every episode (hell, Snake Man's weapon directly attacks the joints of whichever poor bot-bastard it hits), and that's not even counting things like Crystal Man getting his arm blown off or that time Roll vacuums off another robot's face.
He went full Waspinator.
LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE MEGAMAN
MY BOY ACEY
Xd
FIRE BOTS! FIRE AWAY!
Eyyyyy AceStar.
... 4 years ago
I respect everything you did in 2012
"CUTMAN!"
"Almost got 'im"
"Almost only counts in Horseshoes Cutman"
If that doesn't sum him up in a single exchange, I don't know what does.
The real question is how did he get so much screen time?
Because he is good at making paper dolls.
Because Cutman is great, that's why.
because he’s going to make papoar dauls owt of yoo
The weak and stupid villains always got way more screen time than the smart and strong villains in old cartoons.
Every episode had Cut Man, Guts Man and guest Robot Master of the day.
0:36 Roll face 😨😰😱
wajinshu it’s plot relevant that’s not normal Roll
It's part of the episode
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
ha.
Don’t worry, it’s not the animators, it’s the writers.
my favorite part about the ruby spears megaman show is that they made one song and the whole soundtrack was just that song rearranged
biddy fox Actually, part of the soundtrack would later be used in the Ocean Dub of Dragon Ball Z.
To be fair, the song was hella cool
mega man actively used cutman's power to destroy a multi million dollar airplane. who's the real villain?
Wily
Doctah Wahwee
Edward scissor hands
the insurance companies who charge extortionate premiums for flying scissor damage. duh!
Cut Man was an accessory to that crime, as was Dr. Wily by extension
Cutman: Who are you?
Megamam after gaining his power: I'm you, but better.
Wily: wait a second!, IT'S ALIVE AGAIN IM A GENIUS!
I remember cutman saying "I'm going to cut you into paper dolls" and thinking it was funniest thing ever
Animator: how many time should cutman die?
Director: YES
He's like Kenny from South Park.
@@The_child-catcher Nothings easy when being orange XD
@@WindiChilliwack remember that crilin died mostly with the orange kimono (i don't know If it is the same thing)
@@theclockman Well, he only died once.
@@WindiChilliwack *red
i need a job where i get this many chances when shit's on the line
True
LMAO
"I'm going to make paper dolls out of you." Well uh... that's certainly a threat I'd never thought I'd hear.
Twice
Makes sense for a robot that uses sissors.
Or just
Ail maik paprdols aut of U
Or
U GOIN 2 B ORIGAMI AFTE MI SISORS COT U
It would work if he were addressing Paper Mario, but seeing as the lumberjack robot is addressing a metal man and not a paper one, that threat just doesn't work.
@@bubbykins4864 That's a good point.
I like how in Cutman's hands his shears just just that.
In Megman's hands the shears are unstoppable heatseeking wrecking balls that don't so much as cut but smashes through stone walls and steal barricades
"I'm going to make paper dolls out of you!"
Sure.
holy shit megaman was stupidly OP in this show
***** nice name
Wat
***** probably cuz cutman is incompetent
Tell that to PharaohMan. He's having NONE of Megaman's bullshit.
Mr. Skelletal megaman can beat 99% of megaman content with just mega buster (and skill). Mega man so gdlk
This is the ultimate " no one has deflected the emerald splash"
This is worst than Emerald splash
If I had a quarter for every time Cutman threatened to turn Megaman into paper dolls, I'd have enough money to build a more effective robot.
0:29 love how the only time it work properly, it still was less than useless.
Worth a try
This wouldn't be as hilarious as it is if it weren't for every single failure ending with that same car accident sound.
Oh my God, yer fucking right!
God dammit
Wily put more effort into Cutman's Peter Lorre impression then he did making him actually useful.
he's about as successful as me trying to be a responsible adult. i feel him
F
Why is cut man the only one with anatomically correct ears?
Uh, that's a good question
Who cares about ears? I'm more interested in why he sounds really nasal despite not having a nose.
They're not ears i think the show got it wrong because in all other media they're metal rings
@@80skidwannabe9 OR ARE THEY?
@@matheusnever1plasmaman477
*vsause music intensifies*
It makes sense when you realize that Cut Man is voiced by Terry Klassen, the original voice of Krillin, and Mega Man is voiced by Ian Corlett, the original voice of Goku.
You can practically see the "Cut Man Owned" counter rise...
+Davethe3rd It's also funnier since Goku and Krillin were originally rivals.
he also voices for sonic
skotqOnt rockshadder Which Sonic?
KirbyLinkACW guy who voices this megaman.
skotqOnt rockshadder I mean which Sonic? The Sonic from Sonic SatAM? The Sonic from Sonic X? The Sonic from Sonic Boom?
Waspinator: Why universe hate Cutman?
@Cyraximus Prime a robotic wasp and a Garden guy walks into a bar.
illegal eagle and?
@@KermaLerma an explosion happened reducing them to scraps but they somehow survived
illegal eagle ooooooooooof course XD
Nothing is funnier than these robots driving around in a fucking rental van. I don't think anything could tickle me more.
His power is scissors
Thats not enought suffering for him?
Bubbleman: maybe
Yes, I laughed at this, Cutman is more incompetent than Commander Cobra, how is that possible?
The worst of this is that he was created to help humanity.
And about as competent as Starscream. Wily did reprogram Cut Man,he may be more useful if he was left alone.
Well, technically, he's the most competent person in this show.
He always did what he was made for: *_Helping Humanity._*
How many times did Cutman single-handily defeat all of his "allies?"
He's always been helping Megaman from the other side.
@@CaptainCFalcon Cutman must be a very good double agent then. If he wasn't, Wily would have turned him into scrap.
@@Metalman200xdamnit Yeah.
In fact, he's so good he managed to waste a fuck ton of Wily's scraps whenever he got repaired!
@@CaptainCFalcon So,defeat the enemy by disrupting his supply line. Very Sun Tzu of Cutman.
When you think life it's hard, think about this man right here. He failed on his only purpose.
CutMan reminds me of Charlie Brown, in a lot of ways. 😁
Love this. If you're having a few bad days, just remember that it isn't as bad as Cutman's entire existence.
2:53
As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅
Made worse by the dialogue 😂
Hide your kids from Protoman
*"Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!"*
That's his sister
@@vvaportartsThat's either better or worse
Thw music change is what makes it worse 😭✋️
1:49 I like how Dr Wily knows that he can't afford to let Cutman on his Wily Machine, lest he also gets a haircut!
"CUTMAN! GET AWAY!!"
1:32 - 1:56 Me trying to run away from my problems
LMAO
Same
1:32-1:56 Me trying to run from entitled parents trying to rob me
Nice
"CUT MAN, GET AWAY!!"
Lil Cutman and his new hit single, Paper Dolls.
I'll listen
One of the lines should be like, my cutters are kicked away but when used by Megaman they chase me from a brick wall, wood door, steel door and airoplane
Ya have to throw stuff till something sticks, like Megaman's homing cutter on Cutman
"New Hit Single"
"Hit Single"
"Hit"
Yeah good luck with that
When is the whole album coming out?
0:36 Jeez you'll never see Megaman this jacked in the games.
Have you seen X in the series???