Cutman is Incompetent

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
  • Frankly I feel sorry for the guy.

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  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11155

    I love how cutman’s weapon becomes a million times more effective when used by megaman.

    • @SpydeyDan
      @SpydeyDan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +921

      Right? Suddenly the thing had the tenacity of the robot dog in Black Mirror.

    • @justsomeplant3305
      @justsomeplant3305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      What the heck

    • @stephenstathis4
      @stephenstathis4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@colebrown8293 that was a needless troll. Seriously bro.

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@colebrown8293 How old are you? 12?

    • @Kriskazam
      @Kriskazam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      That homing scissor had me dying

  • @mobslayer9000
    @mobslayer9000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.

    • @huskiesplays8420
      @huskiesplays8420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      OP. xD

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Mobslayer Actually he did cut the wings off a plane with the cutter still on his head. Maybe he's just a bad thrower?

    • @joshgerona5563
      @joshgerona5563 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Josh Gerona Cut Man rolled a natural 1 on the attack roll. Mega Man rolled a natural 20.

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Robot Master" my ass

  • @metaltom2003
    @metaltom2003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL

    • @emmakirby8979
      @emmakirby8979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +metaltom2003 I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part.

    • @MegaVile2004
      @MegaVile2004 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tonya Denny I thought you meant Petra from Minecraft Story Mode

    • @conlia
      @conlia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Tonya Denny Oh my god,no one cares.

    • @rebeccathornhill3352
      @rebeccathornhill3352 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was a wood door

    • @jefffox1012
      @jefffox1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It goes to show this version of Mega Man is overpowered as fuck.

  • @DrGeneralkumar82
    @DrGeneralkumar82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    Megaman uses cut = cuts a whole airplane
    Cutman uses cut = gets blocked by a few screws

    • @allanbrito217
      @allanbrito217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      level differences

    • @UBRambo56
      @UBRambo56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who’s buster gun is better mega man or mega man x?

    • @zax_8bit
      @zax_8bit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@UBRambo56 Mega Man X

    • @florianmazariegos5574
      @florianmazariegos5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1:03 CutMan Meets MetalMan

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also gets reflected by *water-*

  • @phattalbrt6832
    @phattalbrt6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6308

    He was dropped when he was a floppy disk

  • @mikeg4490
    @mikeg4490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “Nice try Mega Jerk”
    So childish, so stupid but yet so charming.

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    Things that are better than Cutman's blade:
    -Nails
    -Water
    -Wind
    -Stepping to the right

    • @Allsketchx25
      @Allsketchx25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Violet Dirge until Megaman gets hero advantage and it follows for miles and cuts through steel doors, brick walls

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Frost Prime was robbed in last year's election.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      and kicking it

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and bolts

    • @aceonfire12
      @aceonfire12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      falling over

  • @DannyShaq26
    @DannyShaq26 10 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    You know your incompetence is legendary when:
    1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments
    2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.

    • @yque8761
      @yque8761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      6 minute

    • @Blaze5857
      @Blaze5857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@yque8761 great necrocommenting.
      5+. That is more than 5 minutes. Your comment wasn't necessary.

    • @LeGeneralKhango
      @LeGeneralKhango 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yque8761 you waited 4 years to say that?

    • @blur7491
      @blur7491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yque8761 Actually after five minutes it changes to a song montage. So you wouldn't even be right if it wasn't so fucking pedantic.

  • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
    @Tkdboy-gk1wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    1:07 "Let's see how you do against… KUNG FU CUT MAN! HI-YAH!!"
    *immediately gets blasted… by Roll.*

    • @TTastic-pb5nt
      @TTastic-pb5nt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      At least he tried

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Roll became Indiana Jones in that scene

    • @Thelowestofthelowtiers
      @Thelowestofthelowtiers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ...one of the worst characters in fighting game history...who wasn't even programmed to fight...

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Thelowestofthelowtiers
      You can't blame him.

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She blasted the fuck out if him too.

  • @dragasalt7493
    @dragasalt7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "Let's see how you do against Kung Fu Cutman!"
    **dies**

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And to toast as well, Roll literally defeats him in that episode by shooting toast at him

    • @oshabot1646
      @oshabot1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1:06
      Jarsh Finx

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that's what I call karma

    • @GyroMan5136
      @GyroMan5136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cut Man trained that kung Fu for 30 years (no seriously this episode is about mega man traveling 30 years into the future)

    • @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286
      @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

  • @paranormalized
    @paranormalized 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have.
    Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly.
    In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes.
    In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."

    • @nobunny9362
      @nobunny9362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      _but, hey._
      _that's just a theory._

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Do you really think this American 80's cartoon would go that deep?

    • @thetismprism671
      @thetismprism671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Randy yes

    • @ShannonBlake444
      @ShannonBlake444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@nobunny9362 nuuuuuuuu
      I'm like a month late, but I was LITERALLY just gonna say that 😂

    • @SadLittleTurkey
      @SadLittleTurkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Well, it's not really his fault, I mean... ROCK DOES BEAT SCISSORS, AFTER ALL

  • @jackkaiserfilm
    @jackkaiserfilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3965

    I feel like cutman is your one friends who just sucks at everything, but you keep him around for pure entertainment purposes. Poor cutman.

  • @judahawesome775
    @judahawesome775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Drinking game: take a shot every time that stock metal crunch sound plays

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good God, you'd be dead before you can make a cutting pun.

  • @zorokicksass60
    @zorokicksass60 9 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    you know when a villain is pathetic, when they hero can use your power, better than what you can.

  • @SamikazeAtk
    @SamikazeAtk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Cutman dies in Infinity War

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DAM YOU WITH YOU’RE SPOILERS

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@brianisme6498 DAMN YOU AND YOUR GRAMMAR

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheSuperSaiyanPikachu lol

    • @generallyblocky
      @generallyblocky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      worst spoiler m8

    • @koolboi6610
      @koolboi6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cut Man's last words: At least I still have my weapon!

  • @redjarman
    @redjarman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    0:36 puberty hit Roll like a truck

    • @BakaKaitoKun
      @BakaKaitoKun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      +redjarman she's got a face like jackie chan

    • @macetheoyohan3947
      @macetheoyohan3947 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Jesus Christ!

    • @InuyashaMiles
      @InuyashaMiles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I think this episode was the one where the robots got turned into primitive cave bots

    • @raheemlewis7018
      @raheemlewis7018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      BERSERKER

  • @mariano1196
    @mariano1196 10 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    holy shit megaman was stupidly OP in this show

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** nice name

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wat

    • @mackhudson1493
      @mackhudson1493 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** probably cuz cutman is incompetent

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tell that to PharaohMan. He's having NONE of Megaman's bullshit.

    • @broogul7335
      @broogul7335 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Skelletal megaman can beat 99% of megaman content with just mega buster (and skill). Mega man so gdlk

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    "Lets see how you do against Kung Foo Cutman!"
    *gets shot*

    • @CyIinder
      @CyIinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actual name: Cunt Fool Cutman

    • @killertails1244
      @killertails1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He had the bad guy from the indiana jones feeling

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CyIinder 😂😂😂

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "The first thing you should know about martial arts: guns beat martial arts everytime." Stan Smith.

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baalfgames5318 😂😂😂

  • @mossesmoreno8321
    @mossesmoreno8321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This is basically the opposite of the, "the boss when he joins your team," meme.

  • @vidyabatter
    @vidyabatter ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video is psychological torture because Cut Man is my favorite robot master.

  • @KrissieFox
    @KrissieFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Poor cutman..It seems he just really wants to make some paper dolls but doesn't know how to safely acquire any craft supplies.

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This wouldn't be as hilarious as it is if it weren't for every single failure ending with that same car accident sound.

  • @controlfreak110
    @controlfreak110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    " we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode"
    "Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.

  • @emmakirby8979
    @emmakirby8979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    Cutman sounds inexplicably like a Mexican version of Raiden.

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      or Ren

    • @coreymurray432
      @coreymurray432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I think it's supposed to be a Peter Lorre imitation.

    • @marioghernandez4960
      @marioghernandez4960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Robert Elven Which Raiden

    • @tuxmargameroom
      @tuxmargameroom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Corey's got a good point now that he mentions it. After hearing that, I'm wondering how it would've sounded if Robin Williams played Cutman, judging from his own impersonation of Peter Lorre from one part in Aladdin where the genie is telling him how he can't bring people back from the dead.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mario G Hernandez I’d assume metal gear’s Raiden.

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    2:53
    As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅
    Made worse by the dialogue 😂

    • @BlackMage969
      @BlackMage969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hide your kids from Protoman

    • @darklink7850
      @darklink7850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *"Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!"*

    • @vitopasco8266
      @vitopasco8266 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's his sister

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@vitopasco8266That's either better or worse

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thw music change is what makes it worse 😭✋️

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Wily put more effort into Cutman's Peter Lorre impression then he did making him actually useful.

  • @tlucas7031
    @tlucas7031 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    2:10 Love how his most competent moment was when he made Mega Man stumble and fall back slightly.

  • @Davethe3rd
    @Davethe3rd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    It makes sense when you realize that Cut Man is voiced by Terry Klassen, the original voice of Krillin, and Mega Man is voiced by Ian Corlett, the original voice of Goku.
    You can practically see the "Cut Man Owned" counter rise...

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Davethe3rd It's also funnier since Goku and Krillin were originally rivals.

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he also voices for sonic

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder Which Sonic?

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      KirbyLinkACW​ guy who voices this megaman.

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder I mean which Sonic? The Sonic from Sonic SatAM? The Sonic from Sonic X? The Sonic from Sonic Boom?

  • @yaypeacepeace
    @yaypeacepeace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:07 so the rolling cutter can cut through a heavy iron door and an airplane, but not mega man's foot.

  • @TRussell148
    @TRussell148 9 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Cutman is the Krillin of the Master Robots.

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Flaviu Val Nah, Starscream could at least bullshit his way out of a bad predicament. Cutman is just a moron.

    • @ChaoticStrike
      @ChaoticStrike 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thomas R. The irony is that he's voiced by Ocean dub's Krillin.

    • @masalano
      @masalano 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      insta kill lazor activated... wops.. sigma weapon

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas R. He's more like the Yamcha of Robot Masters. Krillin could get things done even if none of those things were battles with godlike villains.

    • @thehevandragon
      @thehevandragon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas R.
      naaaaaaah. Krillin could actually be USEFUL more than 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000.000001 percent of the time.

  • @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7
    @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Animator: how many time should cutman die?
    Director: YES

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's like Kenny from South Park.

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@The_child-catcher Nothings easy when being orange XD

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WindiChilliwack remember that crilin died mostly with the orange kimono (i don't know If it is the same thing)

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theclockman Well, he only died once.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WindiChilliwack *red

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    If I had a quarter for every time Cutman threatened to turn Megaman into paper dolls, I'd have enough money to build a more effective robot.

  • @thegoldenturd78
    @thegoldenturd78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    0:29 love how the only time it work properly, it still was less than useless.

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Worth a try

  • @Jhakri_
    @Jhakri_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nothing is funnier than these robots driving around in a fucking rental van. I don't think anything could tickle me more.

  • @edisonperezlazcani6490
    @edisonperezlazcani6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    When you think life it's hard, think about this man right here. He failed on his only purpose.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CutMan reminds me of Charlie Brown, in a lot of ways. 😁

    • @Evolith
      @Evolith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love this. If you're having a few bad days, just remember that it isn't as bad as Cutman's entire existence.

  • @jamesgaming7198
    @jamesgaming7198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Why is Mega Man's Cutman weapon so much better than Cutman's?

    • @alexbluecyndaquil
      @alexbluecyndaquil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IDK? Perhaps the rolling cutter is the same when used by them both but Megaman could use the rolling cutter more effectively?

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Alex BlueCyndaquil
      Before you cut me off and move on, hear me out.
      It’s more likely the same case as Metal Sonic’s data scan ability from sonic heroes. Mega’s Variable Weapon System scans the data from enemies and enables him to Utilize their skill/power to the same extent as if he had it his whole life.

    • @thewolfman5362
      @thewolfman5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terminalvelocityrunner2202 good pun, even if it was unintentional.

    • @OreallyR17
      @OreallyR17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A good theory I heard. Cutman wasn't designed by Willy. He was taken by him, Cutman himself is a commercial robot designed to cut trees. Megaman was designed to fight.
      Who would win, a Medieval Knight who never used an a wood cutting axe, but armed with one. Or a Lumberjack armed with the same wood cutting axe?

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OreallyR17 Well presumably the Medieval Knight would be wearing armor.

  • @ryanpower9580
    @ryanpower9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:01
    Megaman is a savage, dont call him a goody two circuits.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You're a little low on air!"
      _"And you're full of shit!"_

    • @Toed730
      @Toed730 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@davidthecommenter*_Dun dun!_*

  • @mdizzle99987
    @mdizzle99987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Waspinator: Why universe hate Cutman?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cyraximus Prime a robotic wasp and a Garden guy walks into a bar.

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      illegal eagle and?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KermaLerma an explosion happened reducing them to scraps but they somehow survived

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      illegal eagle ooooooooooof course XD

  • @SilverBazooka10
    @SilverBazooka10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Let's not forget the time Gutsman told him to cut the cards to shuffle, and he actually cut the deck in half.

  • @roush26
    @roush26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Protoman's rape move at 3:00.

    • @redwantstobattle5715
      @redwantstobattle5715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +roush26 ORLY !!!

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You know that's his sister, right?

    • @dogfood3272
      @dogfood3272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      +mariic2 eheheheh even betta eheehgcuhhgheh

    • @spiderfriends_
      @spiderfriends_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DAMN

    • @PantyLunatic
      @PantyLunatic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dogfood Lol

  • @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu
    @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    His power is scissors
    Thats not enought suffering for him?
    Bubbleman: maybe

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i remember reading a comment that said cutman is just pretending to be incompetent, and he actually works for light. This also explains why megaman's copy is a million times more effective. Cutman is just missing on purpose

    • @falconsolo1213
      @falconsolo1213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see why mega man doesn't kill him like everyone else

  • @cannibalcris6875
    @cannibalcris6875 9 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Cut Man is the Starscream of the mega Man universe.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More like Waspinator.

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah. He's too loyal to wily.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wily's actually closer to Starscream,because his life consists almost exclusively of:1) Trying to destroy Mega man,2) failing miserably,3) begging for mercy,4) repeating the whole process over and over again.Does that sound like a certain seeker ?

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arcade 1978 I see Wily more as Dr. Arkeville.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's more similar to Weil since they're both cyborgs.

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Cutman.
    You have one job.
    ONE.
    LITERAL.
    FUCKING.
    JOB!

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes. Timber filling.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'd probably screw that up too.
      I'd argue he's the easiest Robot Master in Mega Man 1.
      So I guess this show is representing that?

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PolarPhantom yeah, this one would cut an electrical post and get shocked.

  • @slip4510
    @slip4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:47 good advice that cutman should take

  • @watchleaf
    @watchleaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Lil Cutman and his new hit single, Paper Dolls.

    • @old.148
      @old.148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll listen

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the lines should be like, my cutters are kicked away but when used by Megaman they chase me from a brick wall, wood door, steel door and airoplane

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya have to throw stuff till something sticks, like Megaman's homing cutter on Cutman

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "New Hit Single"
      "Hit Single"
      "Hit"
      Yeah good luck with that

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When is the whole album coming out?

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    cutman can't even cut a robot but Megaman's attempt leads to him breaking a brick wall and slicing through a plane like Jello. Even Megaman is a better cutman

  • @RenegadeVile
    @RenegadeVile 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:00 Wait... Proto Man's going to do horrible thigns to her, isn't he? Seriously, out of context, him showing up out of nowhere is scary.

  • @KATTALNUVA3
    @KATTALNUVA3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:33
    Wily: Energize the force fields!
    Protoman: What force fields?!

  • @seanc7342
    @seanc7342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how this video makes its way into my recommended once every three years

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'll use slow projectiles that are designed to return to me, and because I have the mental faculties of a goldfish and have already forgotten the beginning of this sentence, I will make these projectiles be able to cut everything in their path! I can see no possible flaw in this plan!

  • @Zeder966
    @Zeder966 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Mega Man is only allowed to use safety scissors now

  • @Ninjastoned
    @Ninjastoned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Did that fence have a car alarm?

    • @sir-subpar703
      @sir-subpar703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It totally did! 😆

    • @cameronknapp7315
      @cameronknapp7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well fences aren’t supposed to have car 🚙 alarms 🚨 in them. Cutman 👨 has a valid point.

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cameron knapp ....

  • @mariemagat7693
    @mariemagat7693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    C3P0:Our lives are made for suffering!
    Cutman:That explains my life perfectly!

  • @SuperSamuel0208
    @SuperSamuel0208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guts Man: That's The Gate We Want Over There!
    Cut Man: **Proceeds To Break The Gate**
    The Gate: **Sounds The Alarm**
    Cut Man: This Gate Wasn't Supposed To Have An Alarm On It!

  • @thepokeybird
    @thepokeybird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Em going to make paper dolls out of you

    • @bandanadee3029
      @bandanadee3029 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No! Now you got mah gwapon.

    • @bandanadee3029
      @bandanadee3029 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TemplarBlonic
      @TemplarBlonic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Catting yew to pieces, is going to be SHEAR delight!

    • @bandanadee3029
      @bandanadee3029 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ahm going to tear yew to SHREEEEEDS!

    • @astrocitizen
      @astrocitizen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Help me, Rick! Hel--- oh, wait, Wrong character.

  • @guadalupealvarez1882
    @guadalupealvarez1882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:00 *Top 10 kidnapp scenes.*
    (SorryForMyBadEnglish)

    • @truefailure6359
      @truefailure6359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Protoman literally just runs up and grabs her I nearly pissed myself laughing

  • @RaidenKaiser
    @RaidenKaiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I mean when youre dumb enough to keep repairing cutman you kind of have to realize whos truly the incompetent one at that point.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Law of Diminishing Returns, Wily! 😔

    • @benedictdakirby9919
      @benedictdakirby9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But almost he is can be redemodel by wily to be a siscor tank

  • @Actionfan19
    @Actionfan19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    At least he's not as pathetic as Scratch and grounder.

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Actionfan19 actually, he is.

    • @carnivoredragon4249
      @carnivoredragon4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Robert Walker Therefore, cutman is a nincombot.

    • @solarflare9078
      @solarflare9078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Actionfan19 At least he tries

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Scratch and Grounder perform better than he does.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zig Zoinks but their more annoying.

  • @welon17
    @welon17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Gotta hand it to him, he always stands up and back to the fray for more, not a good one, but an inspiring warrior nonetheless.

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We stan scissor rabbit

  • @nouseforaname6903
    @nouseforaname6903 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    more like.. In-cut-petent!
    BADUM-TSSH

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** It'd be really *hard* to beat you, Top Man.

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy fuck dude, your icon looks like it's from Megaman Powered Up. GG

    • @slappybio1686
      @slappybio1686 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh and bewAIRe air mans moves

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ctrl Dalt Delete please step 3:00-3:02

  • @RealestShaggyRogers
    @RealestShaggyRogers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I never knew how much I loved cutman until I hear ren's voice come out of him

    • @gabrielsantiago6863
      @gabrielsantiago6863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean?

    • @RealestShaggyRogers
      @RealestShaggyRogers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabrielsantiago6863 ren from ren and stimpy I think it's been over a year since this comment was made

  • @Nojical
    @Nojical 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You know you're a bad robot master when Megaman can use your power better than you

    • @TheNorilla
      @TheNorilla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Metal Man?

    • @Nojical
      @Nojical 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Metal Man.

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You also know your useless when your own weapon can kill you in two shots or die by being killed with the stupidest weapon in one shot

    • @caslaBBalsac
      @caslaBBalsac 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which was also the case in the ACTUAL GAME.

  • @ImpossibleCakePro
    @ImpossibleCakePro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Virgin Ruby-Spears "Cutman" versus the Chad DIC "Cutsman"

  • @lotuseater2184
    @lotuseater2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can we take a second to appreciate the sound design. This kinda thing is unheard of for old cartoons. Think about how many times you've heard the exact same explosion sound over and over again. Cutman's projectile sound is exclusive to him.

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari2600 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Stop cutting me to pieces Cutman. seriously, CUT THAT OUT!!!

  • @dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106
    @dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cutman when he uses scissors: Cannot cut through metal, rocks, bricks, and other fragile things
    Megaman when he uses scissors: Can cut through literally anything

  • @TV-jv6rr
    @TV-jv6rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Cut Man has the worst luck out of the other robots in the show.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even SnakeMan? 🐍😁

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@edwardgaines6561 yes. Snake Man had his moments (like when he was swapped into Mega Man's body), while Cut Man just doesn't.

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I finally watched it - and he was actually at least one magnitude more incompetent than I expected.

  • @Javier-rm5cr
    @Javier-rm5cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Incompetent or not my man cutman has the n word pass 0:46

    • @Vaffle_1231
      @Vaffle_1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like m word pass

    • @perfect.stealth
      @perfect.stealth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the N-word is so bad, why do Black people call themselves that word? 😁
      And also, this is MegaMan! Why insert race?

    • @Kaleii08
      @Kaleii08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      N*gga jerk

    • @lordpillows762
      @lordpillows762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@edwardgaines6561 congratulations, you have 0 sense of humor

  • @RikoZerame
    @RikoZerame 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Half of these just seem to be Megaman being freakishly cheap like he usually was in this show.
    Cutman's blades don't home in like Megaman's.
    Megaman can somehow kick away a blade that can blow through several inches of steel like tissue paper, with nary a scratch. There are alloys of titanium that are tougher than steel, but that kick...
    Megaman can move faster through water than most fish.
    3:49 The heck was that?!
    ...okay, yes, he did suck, but Pharaohman and Protoman were really the only competent people around, with Megaman just being so much better-made and overpowered that there really wasn't anything anyone else could do. >_>
    I'm also overthinking a cheesy 90's show, so...YEAH.

  • @djwaluigi1686
    @djwaluigi1686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Wood Man was super buff

  • @DeepDiveDevin
    @DeepDiveDevin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    How the hell are those cutters supposed to work?

  • @Skyfoogle
    @Skyfoogle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Megaman looks too damn American in this.

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      And Cutman sounds too Hispanic...

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** Sorry, my translator's not working; what did you say?

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zedrik Allen Ah... I get it...

    • @Shunderz
      @Shunderz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Zedrik Allen "Would you like me to cut yer graass, senor?

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he sounds like Ren.

  • @Timinator193
    @Timinator193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sometimes, life is like cutman
    Won't cut you a brake.

  • @itsjstjohnny2287
    @itsjstjohnny2287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    His voice kind of reminds me of Clamps from Futurama

  • @adamwilliams1348
    @adamwilliams1348 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wait, when did Rolling Cutter become Homing Torpedo? That weapon wasn't available yet!

  • @redblackheartsproductions4230
    @redblackheartsproductions4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:10 Is it just me. Or did Mega Man's voice crack?

  • @logandekmarques8412
    @logandekmarques8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    scene without context at 2:59

  • @AdellRedwinters
    @AdellRedwinters 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    wtf is wrong with roll's face at 0:37!

    • @huskiesplays8420
      @huskiesplays8420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AdellRedwinters XD Her face is a square!

    • @meleemastermaa1449
      @meleemastermaa1449 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AdellRedwinters Holy shit! Good job animators!

    • @broogul7335
      @broogul7335 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AdellRedwinters Megaman took a quick shit break in the corner. Gotta go when you gotta go.
      Rush has a similar face for conrfirm

    • @huskiesplays8420
      @huskiesplays8420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HHAHHAHAHHA

    • @AdellRedwinters
      @AdellRedwinters 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Makes as much sense as anything else

  • @JM-so8gm
    @JM-so8gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:20 You got me. Well done sir.

  • @ashley-dantesalmon8175
    @ashley-dantesalmon8175 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    cutman, being evil really makes you lame. it isn't that your attacks are lame, you're good, you just need to go back to dr. light and ditch willy for crying out loud

  • @megametexe5129
    @megametexe5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:28 cutman: you can't do that! I'm telling Wily!

  • @somniloguy12
    @somniloguy12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel a little too often like cutman irl

  • @FireFlareon27
    @FireFlareon27 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As much as Cut Man is easy to face, I didn't think he was dominated this bad in the old shows

  • @SanAntonioJoker
    @SanAntonioJoker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    cut him some slack

  • @Minus-Premium
    @Minus-Premium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Cutman stats: speech 100
    Strength: 10
    Intelligence: 25

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I AM GOING TO MAKE PAPER DOLLS OUT OF YOU!" Speech 100

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, more like
      Speech 100
      Intelligence 75
      Strength 1

    • @Minus-Premium
      @Minus-Premium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BinglesP now that you bring this to my attention Cutman stats: Speech 100
      Strength: 10
      intelligence: 25

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Luck: 0

  • @Zeruckiven
    @Zeruckiven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That blade is very inconsistent lol. Good ol classics.

    • @emperorfrost3183
      @emperorfrost3183 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zeruckiven Ruby Spears. Ruining people's favorite robot masters since 1994.

  • @supersaiyancommenter
    @supersaiyancommenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:57 Zelda from Zelda : shouldn’t throw your toys around like that
    Link from Zelda as Saiyaman: step this way, please.

  • @theoperator6084
    @theoperator6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nice try Mega jerk" Cutman, 3 seconds before he falls

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You say he's incompetent. I say he's Mega Man's greatest ally!

  • @OddDeity
    @OddDeity 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Apparently he wasn't a cut above the rest.

  • @Shoppingcartapuses
    @Shoppingcartapuses 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    did he do anything useful?

    • @ДругиеФантом
      @ДругиеФантом 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Judging by this video, i'd say not...

    • @thatnebbyisaspy2625
      @thatnebbyisaspy2625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comic relief probably

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He inadvertently saved Mega Man countless times by fucking up all the time.

    • @nisim04
      @nisim04 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      make an awesome impression of N.gin every time he opens his mouth

  • @BBmetalhead04
    @BBmetalhead04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Look when the Robot Masters were being made, most of the budget went to Pharaohman. He’s called Cutman because the resources he needed were “cut”.

  • @wilfre8684
    @wilfre8684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me: literally never looked at anything vaguely megaman related
    TH-cam:

  • @existinstinct9806
    @existinstinct9806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Did anyone actually find cutman threatening as a kid when this show was Airing

  • @dollors1
    @dollors1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:20 AHHH the everuqest leveling up sound!!

  • @Neo232100
    @Neo232100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After a certain point you’d think they’d just tell Cutman to stay home. XD

  • @jmpdragonkingtem2025
    @jmpdragonkingtem2025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He really needs to cut it out