Mark Wahlberg Takes a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

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  • Mark Wahlberg takes a lie detector test for Vanity Fair. Is he more Boston than Matt Damon? Does he read reviews of himself in movies? Is he gonna drop a mixtape soon? Does Will Ferrell return his calls? Find out all that and more in this video. Mark stars in "Mile 22," out in theaters August 17th.
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  • @annalucy89
    @annalucy89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4995

    He's too calm, like he's done this before in a real police station calm....

    • @knobbygaming7612
      @knobbygaming7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      The amount of times hes been arrested I wouldn't be surprised XD

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Do you know his background? Lol. He lived in police stations.

    • @tinospaper2822
      @tinospaper2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @fresh B never believe tabloids bro. It just so happens the dude he smashed out was of a different race but that doesnt make it a race thing like your trying to make it seem. U weren't there and you definitely don't know what transpired or why it happened. Back in 2008 my brother in law shot 3 ppl outside a club on his bday and the papers and news said that it was a random act of violence when it 1000% wasnt. Know facts b4 speaking on something.

    • @MrBmantheman
      @MrBmantheman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@tinospaper2822 100% incorrect, it was DEFINITELY a race thing. There are multiple witnesses and multiple different accounts related to Marks racist antics. Doesn't mean I don't like him, he was a kid. But don't act like it's bull just because you're in denial

    • @tinospaper2822
      @tinospaper2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@MrBmantheman did you talk to the witnesses yourself? If not then shut it. Media fabricates to make a better story. Your the one in denial and also naive. Ppl like you who live in a box and cant ever see the bigger picture opinion is irrelevant my friend because your not practical.

  • @_birdie
    @_birdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6376

    he looks like he's being forced to do this at gunpoint 😆

    • @yeet_9670
      @yeet_9670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      birdie. So did David dobrik

    • @colebtw4871
      @colebtw4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ye

    • @novanityinamari
      @novanityinamari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too true

    • @ac3683
      @ac3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you cant move too much or it throws it off.

    • @TheDaleBlankenship
      @TheDaleBlankenship 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s a professional actor

  • @criticalcaleb
    @criticalcaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4749

    Interviewer: "Have you killed anyone?"
    Mark: "I wouldn't say 'KILL', more like.. gave them the gift of death. Is that true over there?"
    *Nods his head*

    • @Eluvyel
      @Eluvyel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      GIven that he actually almost killed two people out of hatred, he could answer that question without sarcasm and still not tick the polygraph off.

    • @Gourgandise
      @Gourgandise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AHAHAHAHAH

    • @356nut
      @356nut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Let it go! That’s in his past! He’s not that person anymore! I don’t understand why some people like holding onto someone’s past! Even the Asian guy forgave him! And Mark did not blind the guy, the guy was blinded by a in the Vietnam war!

    • @eafanboyssuck
      @eafanboyssuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@356nut you cant change the past. He is and will be that same psychotic maniac.

    • @ChineseMusicianGamer
      @ChineseMusicianGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@eafanboyssuck what?

  • @jennkins94
    @jennkins94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    He’s way more serious than everyone else when taking it 😂 he’s definitely had a polygraph given by police before lmfao

    • @eduardoleal7020
      @eduardoleal7020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm kinda disappointed. He wasn't given any questions about his beliefs or if he's really a christian like he claims to be.

    • @miacastro7340
      @miacastro7340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eduardoleal7020 like they will talk about him being Christian not only that don’t you think about talking about his religion is wrong? That’s his thing to know about and you shouldn’t have to know about it.

    • @andrew66862
      @andrew66862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or if he still harbors racial resentments

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Police don't really use polygraphs too much anymore as it's inadmissible in court.

    • @IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE
      @IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE ปีที่แล้ว

      more like being forced to do something he didn't like

  • @testv284
    @testv284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5699

    We need Ryan Reynolds to take this Lie Detector Test!

  • @cloudopolis5607
    @cloudopolis5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8141

    I'm not gonna lie (pun intended), he is scary calm. like murder calm.

    • @lionessmummy4418
      @lionessmummy4418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Cloudopolis Entertainment you see, now I thought he looked visibly nervous at times to me.

    • @mannixmd
      @mannixmd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      he is an actor after all :)

    • @occamsrazor1285
      @occamsrazor1285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Well, he's apparently a Mossad agent, so...ya know

    • @HairyBottom
      @HairyBottom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Well he was arrested when he was younger for attempted murder. He has a long rap sheet. He’s also a convicted felon.

    • @andrewcastellano1824
      @andrewcastellano1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thought the same thing! If you watch the "Ice Man" Richard Kuklinski interview, he acts just like him.

  • @faithstanley7442
    @faithstanley7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    I felt kinda bad when he said that he’d like to hang out with Will Ferrel but he never returns his calls

    • @TheSerwow
      @TheSerwow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      it's not true he just playin

    • @yb3505
      @yb3505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They hang out all the time that's what's weird about him saying that

    • @barbarabueno81
      @barbarabueno81 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @mixedbby-tv
      @mixedbby-tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @opNeptune
    @opNeptune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    *"So .. You Gonna Drop A Mixtape anytime soon"*
    lmao

    • @wi77iama773n
      @wi77iama773n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Neptune the world needs that. So selfish of him lol

    • @ohyeah8224
      @ohyeah8224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Made me laugh xD...I swear it's the guys tone when he asks these things

    • @keelanesquivel3854
      @keelanesquivel3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this a joke or are you too young to remember his youth days?

    • @RyanGosling6
      @RyanGosling6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neptune I wish the interviewer could ask why he won’t.

    • @laney6634
      @laney6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feel the vibration

  • @LLVstacks
    @LLVstacks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    Why does it seem like this man is always in acting mode even when hes not in movies 💀

    • @Michiblackicetea
      @Michiblackicetea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      he's no human. he's a psycho.

    • @Swervo_Shorts
      @Swervo_Shorts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That’s just how mafia Works.

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Maybe because he just plays himself all the time.

    • @ryanralph7494
      @ryanralph7494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@danmar007 he's basically the same guy in every movie

    • @darylrichel8293
      @darylrichel8293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He’s just used to being on camera all the time.

  • @ryancollyer2046
    @ryancollyer2046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    I love how he admits his Transformers movies are the worst

    • @Artorion
      @Artorion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I find it so funny people say that and yet they watch those movies the most and they made the most money

    • @ryancollyer2046
      @ryancollyer2046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Artorion Yeah even not very good movies make craploads of money. Batman V Superman is a great example.

    • @Binfordtools6100
      @Binfordtools6100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      lol he said they weren't the "best toy adaptations" not "the worst out of the five". There is a difference.

    • @Unqualifiedmedicalperson
      @Unqualifiedmedicalperson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's made it pretty clear that he only did those movies for his kids.

    • @ikon8275
      @ikon8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shya and Megan fox first transformers was the best, he was right!

  • @cyclonus01
    @cyclonus01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    "Mark did you beat a vietnamese man practically to death?"
    Mark: Yes

    • @mimis_99
      @mimis_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oops

    • @raymonddavis1370
      @raymonddavis1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No but not for want of trying!

    • @Void_Zero
      @Void_Zero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol!! hahaha.

    • @jaydonly2336
      @jaydonly2336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s this referring to?

    • @romanvonungern-sternberg1048
      @romanvonungern-sternberg1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@jaydonly2336 It’s referring to when Mark Wahlberg nearly beat a Vietnamese man to death.

  • @mcluv_in
    @mcluv_in 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "You seem a bit nervous there, Mark."
    Mark: "NeVeR"

  • @spencerhuntsman
    @spencerhuntsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    Clicked instantly when I saw Matt Damon taking a lie detector test

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Trap Mobile umm, that's Ben Affleck

    • @bonika3814
      @bonika3814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      A. Mortem y'all are both wrong, that's Henry Cavill

    • @adityanath3570
      @adityanath3570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      nah, That's Jimmy Kimmel

    • @devinjames7434
      @devinjames7434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You mean Leonardo DiCaprio?

    • @aLovelyDay4Love
      @aLovelyDay4Love 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trap Mobile Lmao

  • @ianerixon
    @ianerixon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    You can tell he’s been in that seat before lol
    Dude doesn’t fidget and look at the results every 2 seconds like everyone else
    So yeah. He’s more street than Matt Damon.

    • @20ASilva
      @20ASilva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      that street background

    • @giantchosen1931
      @giantchosen1931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He has been arrested

    • @dobknocks
      @dobknocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can't look at the results when you're taking the test... who is "everyone else"

    • @akaMasq
      @akaMasq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      dobknocks the other celebrities that took the test....

    • @Jahmarley808
      @Jahmarley808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @OnHolyServiceBound always 3 sides to a story

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "I have affiliates in Musad, yes"
    "Ha good one mark"
    *Mark looks for help to see if he made a joke*

    • @ABCDoris
      @ABCDoris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seb Bagley It’s Mossad.

  • @John-xt9wr
    @John-xt9wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Doesn't chat online?
    Doesn't hang out with colleague?
    Tattoos removed?
    He is a spy

    • @hotshotfps
      @hotshotfps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 lmaoo

    • @zackcatling8247
      @zackcatling8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or something bigger

    • @chrislopez44
      @chrislopez44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You serious when you say college?

  • @VanshajKheraMusic
    @VanshajKheraMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    Ques - Did you smoke pot before coming here?
    Wahlberg- No
    *Machine Bursts*

    • @deannadean3d
      @deannadean3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it's just that he's REALLY boring

    • @avipulatov
      @avipulatov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He probably spending to much time with ted

    • @snewcomer22
      @snewcomer22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He’s clearly not high.

    • @cheese3289
      @cheese3289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he stairs calm they would have said he never lied but if he got nurvus he would be accused of lieing

    • @lorenzodemedici6332
      @lorenzodemedici6332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he couldn’t decide on anything

  • @user-ct8pd1pw2n
    @user-ct8pd1pw2n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3799

    Thought the machine would go off when he said he's 47, looks way younger

    • @Seahawkfan1108
      @Seahawkfan1108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Him & Tom cruise are vampires, simple 🤔

    • @appellationsobriquet6205
      @appellationsobriquet6205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He looks 47 to me.

    • @ghostseekerxiii8061
      @ghostseekerxiii8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Write A Song A Day this could be fake I mean common stupid wustions like that be personal man stop asking dumb easy questions be personal with him ask him emberrising stuff

    • @jclingad9589
      @jclingad9589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Appellation Sobriquet

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The face is 47 but what makes him look young is obviously him looking in great shape physically and his hairline (also black hair makes people look much younger after 40,dyed or not)

  • @devildog1204
    @devildog1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    4:17 "Say hi to your mother for me." Bruh come on Four Brothers my guy. Come on now Markie Mark flmao

    • @thelyle1399
      @thelyle1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Devil Dog also on SNL, he says it to a donkey in the Andy Samberg confrontation

    • @Tanganae
      @Tanganae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THANK YOU!! I was trying to figure out which movie it was, but I know he DEFINITELY said it.

    • @Baesicc
      @Baesicc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right! Loved that movie, got the DVD.

    • @krowentheunknown7848
      @krowentheunknown7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knew it was four brothers was doubting myself for a second

  • @thomascox9525
    @thomascox9525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Need to do this with politicians but I’m sure the polygraph machine with burst into flames with all of the lies.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unlikely. Normally you are only allowed to answer yes/no exactly BECAUSE wordier answers allow you to circumvent lying without telling the truth, but these interviews do allow more talk. Politicans are absolute masters of "talking without really commiting to anything" so if you allow them to talk they'll find ways to not lie without saying the truth.

    • @TheShape.
      @TheShape. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And if they are involved with horrible stuff publicly hang them 👍 let me make the questions 😀

  • @DeathStalker
    @DeathStalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    -Never talks to anyone Online
    -Very rarely hangs out with Co-Workers
    -Had all his Tattoo's removed
    Mark seems like a very serious guy that would just like to stay to himself all the time

    • @Euronius
      @Euronius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Or everything a spy would actually do. *wink*

    • @deannadean3d
      @deannadean3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He seems like he got old and boring. I almost pictured him in a dark house surrounded by cats

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kinda like a spy...

    • @melissalykins8895
      @melissalykins8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Man, my mind is blown. I was thinking the same thing, and then at the end when they asked if he had any dealings with Israel government or being an espionage.. And when I look some things up online about it, I find nothing. Not one thing that suggests anything about him being a spy, or having any ties with Israel. So crazy!

    • @iveydwan9237
      @iveydwan9237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually think it’s fascinating

  • @fayde2490
    @fayde2490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    8:59 that face you make when you're in the same room with a spy.

  • @sklingen21
    @sklingen21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The greatest line ever -
    "are you about to take a polygraph exam?"
    "I'm already taking one"
    *Xfiles Theme Song*

  • @youthee8367
    @youthee8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Mark Wahlberg: How am I doin Buddy?
    Buddy: Yes.

  • @Ninaagabi
    @Ninaagabi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    Ryan Reynolds next!

  • @shaynwalker4787
    @shaynwalker4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I would kill to be this comfortable in my own skin.

    • @Frip36
      @Frip36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's very uncomfortable. You can't perceive worth crap.

    • @shaynwalker4787
      @shaynwalker4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Geeze, I love you too dad.

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shaynwalker4787 You being a smartass can also cause insecurity. You need to accept advice , even when you already know what to do . Especially even if its a random person. Sometimes you need a random person to give you advice because you will have no feelings for them . So you will most likely be more open minded .

    • @shaynwalker4787
      @shaynwalker4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Please stay out of conversations that I have with my father. It was private and has nothing to do with you.

    • @dariusbekker2602
      @dariusbekker2602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shayn Walker I can't tell if you're being serious or not

  • @deestyle141
    @deestyle141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This has to be the most intense video out of all the others 😂😂😂

  • @goodfornothing1231
    @goodfornothing1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mark: _enters the room_
    Machine: *"Oh, Hi Mark"*

  • @natechenry
    @natechenry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I've dodged more bullets than I've missed opportunities- mark whalberg. Great quote to use going into 2019.

    • @lustplayz2878
      @lustplayz2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how'd it go?

    • @Yukiyak0
      @Yukiyak0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LustPlayz I think he got shot

    • @PaoTL
      @PaoTL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2020! Who knew it could get worse!

    • @ljcags3998
      @ljcags3998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as I read this comment, Mark voiced over it.

    • @melissarupert4925
      @melissarupert4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how's it working out

  • @CitizenMike
    @CitizenMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3240

    I knew hes a spy.....

    • @jessyncust76
      @jessyncust76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That was kinda weird

    • @LTDanno360mods
      @LTDanno360mods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The machine said he was in fact lying it it's only 65% accurate so he might be a spy

    • @lisabowden1679
      @lisabowden1679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I have never heard that..but it was weird

    • @deannadean3d
      @deannadean3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Espionage? No. LIE!

    • @eye6wide662
      @eye6wide662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jessyncust76 that was incredibly unsettling.

  • @JasmineSurrealVideos
    @JasmineSurrealVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I noticed something. When Mark was asked if he was going to be taking a lie detector test, he said I am already taking it, that's smart, he's correcting the questioner, asserting control. It's almost like he'd got himself very calm at least on the surface for this. Different to the other actors who've taken this, he's probably taken it before or genned up on it. He seems unnaturally controlled. The graph showed he was lying though at some points, it wasn't straight.

  • @Brian_Crow
    @Brian_Crow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Interviewer: "Have you ever been involved in acts of espionage?"
    Mark: "No."
    Polygraph: "lies!"

  • @kingturtle9552
    @kingturtle9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    There is no doubt in my mind that man could beat a lie detector test, he is scary calm.

  • @Michael-zp7mm
    @Michael-zp7mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I’m pretty sure that nobody here knows what the chart means in the top left and we just assume that when it moves he is lying.
    Glad they put it there anyway

    • @johncox9868
      @johncox9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The sensors measure different things. Only two of them ever really moved, the one in the middle was when Mr Wahlberg moved his head and upper body too much. Another sensor moved. But, not erratically. Just asking a question can get some movement out of a sensor. I only saw two questions where his answer registered a mild response. Of those two, one seemed more of a reaction to the question because it was before he responded. The other was during his answer. Not enough to be an outright lie. But, probably indicated he was holding something back. At the end he admits he omitted something in one of his answers. I will let you all figure out for yourselves which question it was. :)

    • @okktok
      @okktok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Cox yes but, what does this have to do with the original comment

    • @johncox9868
      @johncox9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Carlos Jorge uhm, everything.

    • @AS.02
      @AS.02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@okktok you're dense asf

    • @Jack_Stafford
      @Jack_Stafford 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@johncox9868 could you please tell us which question that was? It was frustrating to me that they didn't tell us anything about how to read the lie detector, so why show it if the common person has no idea what the information is?
      Like flash up the word " deceptive" or similar underneath it to help us understand it, I think the average person assumes every time a needle jumps it's a lie.

  • @Xzsh-ol9jg
    @Xzsh-ol9jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Why does this dude sound like he is being interrogated by the CIA

  • @Sporkster007
    @Sporkster007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He feels like one of those guys who like knows everything about the detective who's investigating him 🤣

  • @HandleThiSS88
    @HandleThiSS88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "Have you ever blinded a Vietnamese man?"
    ...

    • @Anth230
      @Anth230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao.....

    • @vinnyvidivici
      @vinnyvidivici 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .....

    • @arturomontes5884
      @arturomontes5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Partially.." lol

    • @dojoguamboy1762
      @dojoguamboy1762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Always too soon

    • @spreadthelove77
      @spreadthelove77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The correct answer would be no, he did not. The man in question (Johnny Trinh) admitted he was already blinded before the assault in a grenade attack during the Vietnam war. Fact.

  • @NathanTG
    @NathanTG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Lol normally...
    Interviewer: Did you do this?
    Subject: No
    With Mark..
    Interviewer: did you do this?
    Mark: Well.. you see the thing is how or when and not did because it all started when, actually i think there was a time...

  • @SupaJaJa0_0
    @SupaJaJa0_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Interviewer: are you an agent of the Israeli government
    Mark: I have affiliates in Musad, yes
    Interviewer: haha.. good one mark
    Mark: 😐
    *(Awkward silence)*

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    John the lie detector guy, I love him! I find it so funny how absolutely everyone uses him for lie detector videos to the point he’s known as the TH-cam lie detector guy lol
    Rip to Johns real life PI/Lie Detector Career now he’s the YT guy lol

    • @gavinwykes3683
      @gavinwykes3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was in Shane’s video

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously! 😂 every youtuber has used him now. Shane, Tana, Vlog Squad.. so many

    • @hekee4175
      @hekee4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hasnt faze clan used it too

  • @Gavin4Freeman
    @Gavin4Freeman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    so were not gonna talk about the fact the lie detector said hes a spy?

    • @jesperrutstrom9008
      @jesperrutstrom9008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Literally everybody is talking about that.

    • @jagerfromgsg945
      @jagerfromgsg945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      So we think he’s a spy because no one here actually knows how to read a polygraph.

    • @YellinHelenP
      @YellinHelenP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Plus, it's not hard to fake a lie. He holds his breath when asked the question. He wants to appear as a spy. He knows how to play the game. Plus, by giving us the sense of him possibly being a spy gives him a moment of machismo that he loves.

    • @Noregret
      @Noregret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gav!n if he is a spy, then you should not believe what he answered because they got trained to pass that machine.

    • @alondor8157
      @alondor8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you jokingly tell a lie. It doesn't always trigger the machine. The machine detects nervousness basically.
      Him saying "I know people in musad, haha :)" Is likely not gonna do much effect, especially if he knows himself it's not true.

  • @matthewcurley1416
    @matthewcurley1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    His answer about transformers was way more honest than I was expecting! Thank you for acknowledging that Mark, we know it wasn’t your fault!!

  • @Chubc2550100
    @Chubc2550100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Soooo...gonna drop a mixtape soon?" had me in tears lmao

  • @mikeydal8460
    @mikeydal8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how they’re so serious over simple burger questions😂

  • @nwordpassifyousub2303
    @nwordpassifyousub2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    Why was this so creepy. 👨🏿‍🎨

    • @mmgel9432
      @mmgel9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Sam Smith can you explain ur choice of emojis?

    • @nwordpassifyousub2303
      @nwordpassifyousub2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      mm gel honestly no I have no clue why I used this 👨🏿‍🎨

    • @tobito5181
      @tobito5181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sam Smith oh yeah yeah

    • @nwordpassifyousub2303
      @nwordpassifyousub2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Superkek oh yeah yeah

    • @davidbosma8215
      @davidbosma8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      background music and altering of the interviewers voice

  • @davidjames-cameron617
    @davidjames-cameron617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    All you have to do to pass a lie detector test is remain super super calm. There were actually classes back in the day on how to beat them

    • @spreadthelove77
      @spreadthelove77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      David James-Cameron Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway both passed the tests.

    • @erasports7
      @erasports7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah I wonder why they continue using these pseudoscientific machines

    • @jachimpilgrim945
      @jachimpilgrim945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David James-Cameron or just learn how to slow your heart rate down or drink alot of soursop leaf tea

    • @elijahdiablo7310
      @elijahdiablo7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or on the test questions step on a sharp object in shoe to spark heat rate so when you lie in normal questions your heart rate seems normal

    • @LonewolfeE5
      @LonewolfeE5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erasports7 it's a psychological thing. If you have something to hide you stress even correct answers. All they need to do is pysch you out n you're done.

  • @ryanbigmack9432
    @ryanbigmack9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Say hi to your mother for me” is in one of your best films !! Four Brothers !!

    • @joshuahubbard7300
      @joshuahubbard7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It may have been in that, but more recently it was in "Mile 22". not too hard to google it man.

    • @Baesicc
      @Baesicc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you remember him in The Big hit? That’s when I became a fan

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Is (Will Ferrell) as funny off screen as he is on screen?"
    "Yes."
    "Do you remember anything he's said?"
    "No."

  • @JohnnyRei
    @JohnnyRei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg don't look remotely similar.

    • @masonxavier973
      @masonxavier973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Your joking right?

    • @Dragoncoolboll1
      @Dragoncoolboll1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mason? they don't

    • @JohnnyRei
      @JohnnyRei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's not my joking.

    • @Dragoncoolboll1
      @Dragoncoolboll1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was going to say something about his grammar too, but it felt like a shot below the belt

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I used to always mix them up

  • @seangeraghty4
    @seangeraghty4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    "Have you ever beaten an old Vietnamese man until he was blind?"

    • @Oof-hm8vn
      @Oof-hm8vn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He was already blind but he did beat him

    • @seangeraghty4
      @seangeraghty4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Oof-hm8vn you're a brainwashed liar. Shut up.

    • @chasem3117
      @chasem3117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He would say no and it would say he wasn’t lying. Because he didn’t blind him.

    • @sfiv1987
      @sfiv1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Have you ever taken any form of anabolic steroids?

    • @guitarmatt0867
      @guitarmatt0867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sfiv1987 yes, I have.

  • @karmaink775
    @karmaink775 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Took this test like a boss! That bottom needle was dead steady 99% of the time. Marky Mark is a badass!

  • @valentinejeremiah9977
    @valentinejeremiah9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is calm af and that's the key. The key is to elevate your heart rate and he did that excellently.

  • @GreyCrowe
    @GreyCrowe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'm a peacock captain! You gotta let me fly!" - best Mark Wahlberg quote

  • @Sashik
    @Sashik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Maybe you should describe "lie" "truth" or something when he answer? Wtf are we looking at those pimples on the left? It doesn't say anything to the viewer.

    • @P_Beard_5961
      @P_Beard_5961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Sashik Pro I think we’re meant to assume it’s a lie if the needles move lots (just based on movies) but polygraph tests are not reliable anyway. Even the police that used them admit they are useless and are more to get criminals that think it’s real to confess before having to take it

    • @altarec123
      @altarec123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No, it tells you body respond, but doesn't tell you if someone is lying. Someone that have full control over his body or is a psycho could lie about his name, age and gender without making a single needle move.

    • @ahmetgurkan3679
      @ahmetgurkan3679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It calculates the heart rate nothing more.Best ones look at the eyeballs but they still suck

    • @klannstyle
      @klannstyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The vanity thinks is good to troll... also, even they don't know how to interpret it. Its just a scam that fooled some people at the beginning. Now, this detector is useless. I think it's purpose was to collect information for other things they've built upon the research of that.
      But there are people that are scared about this scam ;-)

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sashik Pro You can easily check how a polygraph works to find out. You're on the best site to do that.

  • @peachypound6108
    @peachypound6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 7:03 I Love it wen the Polly Technician response with a shrug🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It wasnt even in the notes for the interviewer to ask if he was dropping a mixtape that was a question of pure passion.

  • @rafaelakarhino8273
    @rafaelakarhino8273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Lie detector test takes a Mark Wahlberg*😂😂😂

  • @makkumo
    @makkumo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Is no one gonna talk about the guy doing the test... isn’t he the one Shane Used for his video.. HE HAS MADE IT IN THE INDUSTRY!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @laurarings2348
      @laurarings2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I WAS THINKING THAT FOR THE ENTIRE TIME! I'M SO PROUD OF HIM, HE HAS MADE IT!

    • @lkthree7777
      @lkthree7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s in a lot of videos he’s been made it

    • @haleighjay2411
      @haleighjay2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s one of the top in the world he was paid to be in Shane’s videos.

    • @rmtrainer7
      @rmtrainer7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment! I noticed too! He looks snazzy!

    • @jeremywankerdonger9292
      @jeremywankerdonger9292 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does most official polygraph tests bud.

  • @1rralphh1
    @1rralphh1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He’s taking shallow breaths and looks worried calm down bro 😂 the Matt Damon part had me dying 😂

  • @Redeye2315
    @Redeye2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When the spy agent question came up
    Lie Detector man: hol up

  • @bennoplatteau8614
    @bennoplatteau8614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I think if this was recorded with a potato the sound quality would be better.

  • @probablynotabigtoe9407
    @probablynotabigtoe9407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I’m more street than Matt Damon.... what’s your favorite city, Paris... real street bro lmao

    • @melquizedec
      @melquizedec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Paris is tough man! Rats cook your meal over there!

    • @Boruh_Leibman
      @Boruh_Leibman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Paris is dangerous city! Really.

    • @shadygaming6523
      @shadygaming6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      have you seen paris?

    • @rombed8047
      @rombed8047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      so he's not street cause of his favortie city? logic

    • @Justinlifts365
      @Justinlifts365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wear a kippah and walk around lmao

  • @kizziekingsubscribe
    @kizziekingsubscribe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For those who don’t know how to read a polygraph: first line on left goes crazy or stays still means he’s right in his opinion, anything else down the line that makes the lines go crazy means he’s lying

  • @tontoepstein6860
    @tontoepstein6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Odd, no question, "Have you ever taken anabolic steroids for a movie role?" The machine might have exploded.

  • @TheFettuck
    @TheFettuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Interviewer: Do you have plans to murder me in my sleep?
    Mark Wahlberg: WHAT? NOOO!!

  • @nikkos34
    @nikkos34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Paris ?!
    I wasnt expecting that one...

  • @geemag7647
    @geemag7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very Informative and COOL to see Mark Wallbreg saying that he acts as Matt Damon just to not complicate the matter further of a small amount of people who get Matt and him mixed up.

  • @maybeapervert4073
    @maybeapervert4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how calm and alert he seems.

  • @hmugrill
    @hmugrill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love when he barley smiles...

  • @johnredberg
    @johnredberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Do you think I have the creepiest voice you've ever heard and are wondering right now if I enjoy eating human flesh?" -- "Noohh..."
    KA-BOOOOOMMMM machine explodes.

  • @emilyplante5427
    @emilyplante5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We need a Leonardo DiCaprio lie detector test!!!!

  • @heyitskaif4411
    @heyitskaif4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He’s so calm and serious he really is suited for the Bourne role 😂

  • @veggigoddess
    @veggigoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    It's so weird, I've never looked at he or Matt and thought they looked alike.

  • @wilbertjamodovar323
    @wilbertjamodovar323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2547

    Do the Trump Family...

    • @TheLatinGQ
      @TheLatinGQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      the machine would explode!

    • @Tdow56
      @Tdow56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ask HRC

    • @lovebggggg
      @lovebggggg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right. Haha

    • @cauchemar479
      @cauchemar479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😬

    • @milagrolazo
      @milagrolazo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WILBERT ALMODOVAR thank you! I was waited in video ,someone say in mark instagram comments that mark could be Donald trump supporter I think someone say his questions it look he ingore

  • @oneilleiba3143
    @oneilleiba3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " sooh u gona drop a mix tape soon" had me rolling for some reason....

  • @ethanbaker4156
    @ethanbaker4156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I like how they think I know how to read a polygraph test

    • @be3210
      @be3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Polygraph tests are device or procedure that measures and records several physiological indicators such as blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity while a person is asked and answers a series of questions. When the sticks move side to side fast, that indicates they are telling a lie. However, polygraph tests arent admissible in court because they are not always 100% accurate

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@be3210 ok

  • @patf8845
    @patf8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's hilarious how he asks "is that true" after he says something.

  • @Formerfuego
    @Formerfuego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:15 Lmao "Say hi to your mother for me" is something Andy Samberg would say when he'd do impressions of Mark on SNL.

    • @callmekobean2
      @callmekobean2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew X he had that line a couple times in his most recent movie mile 22

    • @Sh4dy313
      @Sh4dy313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was also in 4 brothers

  • @hiropazar613
    @hiropazar613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He twitches his fingers when he answered he knows how to cheat it lol

  • @alex1695lopez
    @alex1695lopez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " Have you ever been involved in acts of espionage?"
    Polygraph moves.
    Lie detector guy looks at him with pure fright.
    "You're looking nervous there my guy"

  • @tonimarie1220
    @tonimarie1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    NEVER STOP THESE VANITY FAIR

  • @killerblingxbl
    @killerblingxbl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Mark is trying not to laugh the entire time hahaha

  • @arturomontes5884
    @arturomontes5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I'm a peacock!.. you gotta let me fly?.."

  • @davidoman4133
    @davidoman4133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    But he looks nothing like Matt Damon

  • @A.Rahman..
    @A.Rahman.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The transformers answer was great.

  • @Slblohme
    @Slblohme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:03
    Mom: Why is your brother crying?
    Me:

  • @floridaontop5164
    @floridaontop5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:52 y did the interviewer have to ask him if he's gonna drop a mixtape soon like that 😂

  • @activelifetransformation8414
    @activelifetransformation8414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We loved you in Bourne"
    I say thank you and keep going lol
    I don't know why people confuse them but I don't see them as alike

  • @alisonschmidtcarson4547
    @alisonschmidtcarson4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love these!!

  • @spikeyarmidillos5986
    @spikeyarmidillos5986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    So you gonna drop a mixtape tho ?

  • @spiritus.9
    @spiritus.9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that last question 👌

  • @kingreece903
    @kingreece903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His accent as good as mine
    *MACHINE SHAKES UNCONTROLLABLY*
    And that’s a fact. 🤣

  • @zacimusprime4865
    @zacimusprime4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how calmly and whisperingly he replies and how intense all this is😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

  • @janine2957
    @janine2957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    OMG THE LIE DETECTOR MAN IS THE ONE SHANE USES IN HIS VIDEOS LMAO, GLAD YOU ARE DOING GREAT DAVE (I think he was called Dave)

    • @mallorystandrick1335
      @mallorystandrick1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      janine i was just gonna say this and the vlog squad lol

    • @jessyncust76
      @jessyncust76 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he's been on there shows too

  • @nextlevelgamez9243
    @nextlevelgamez9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Is Backstreet...BACK!???"
    Polygraph goes haywire! 🤣😂😂

  • @theodorrichey
    @theodorrichey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mic drop.. 😂 love Matt Damon here.. 😂😂😭

  • @MrMologog
    @MrMologog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Are you an agent of the isreali government"
    Wahlburg, fairly confidently- "I have affiliates in the massad, yes"
    Zero spike whatsoever on the polygraph, on any needle.
    Interviewer, nervously laughing- "Ha, good one mark"
    "Have you been involved in acts of espionage"
    Wahlburg, sighing and swallowing - "No"
    Massive continuous spiking on the graph, the practitioner looking expectantly towards Wahlburg.
    Wahlburg, with a croak in his tone- "You're feeling a little bit uncertain there my friend"

  • @thuvaran21
    @thuvaran21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    should've asked questions about his past and how he feel about the stuff he did

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what did he do?

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ilovefood hit a few people and said a few words to people because of their races and he regrets it

    • @emilynelson5985
      @emilynelson5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Beat a Vietnamese guy blind in one eye with a stick while shouting racist epithets

    • @luf4rall
      @luf4rall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "Trinh, now a married father reveals he actually lost eye before attack when he served alongside US forces fighting Communists in South Vietnam"
      The guy forgave him and it was widely misreported that Mark blinded him.

    • @cauchemar479
      @cauchemar479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s too controversial for them I think

  • @xspirits2947
    @xspirits2947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ‘do you eat wahlburgers’
    nice question

  • @pvp214
    @pvp214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ive just noticed the longer you stare at someone a different feeling you get, i can't explain it, they look different