I held a Minecraft Talent Show...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- well this was an interesting one
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Winner -
Wilbur: / @wilburplays
Judges:
jschlatt: / jschlatt
Traves: / traves
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I held a Minecraft Talent Show...
"oh hey, hes pretty good"
*realizes its the family guy theme*
Ima be honest I forget what their called. I’m
Oh shi-
When is that scene?
@@sevntwnty not a scene
GLīTçhēd 5:35 is the family guy part
Carson's slow realization that its the family guy theme is killing me
nice
Timestamp?
@@lt-yx1hx 5:35
He looks like he's trying not to cry and I love it
speaking of banning people can i get unbanned on discord xD
Winners in my eyes:
1. Wilbur
2. The play with Carson and Schlatt
3. Yoda Cashier pov
Don’t forget about schlatts half jokes
Me lik pant
@@kyladennys I wish I could watch that for the first time again lmao
Pants cool
@@kyladennys Please help me it sounds funny but I cannot find where in the video that is
1:09 I really like that background interaction between schlatt and traves. They're vibing
Gayschlatt
Butter wants choclate ba bo be
Gayschlatt more like glad 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Jschlatt's merchant voice sounds like lemon grab
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT HIS VOICE REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING UR SO RIGHT
It does 😂😂
@@mortuusdiebus !!NORMIE SPOTTED!! NO EMOJIS ALLOWED
Potion seller flash backs
No it sounds like choose goose
Carson: hey wilbur do you have an act?
Wilbur: no not really *procedes to sing one of the best Minecraft songs to date*
How dare you forget Fallen Kingdom
abilini don’t worry, he said one of the best minecraft songs
Tom Cruise Crazy is a good melody
GanonDOS finally! Someone else who knows!
It's bad
Jschlatt is a master of minecraft body language. It's impeccable.
Doofus Ik right it impeccable what he does
We finally get another Mr. Bean, but in minecraft...
*slowly turns head with no context" -jschlatt
DOOFUS WHAT THE HELL
@@goobermeister hehe
"...and now, I am going to give you 'stand-up' as a pair of pants."
You don't understand how long I've been laughing at that stupid joke.
the pants are very scared of Connor
@@crdog4009 I like that
its pants
“Pissing your pants is a lot like being happy. I haven’t done it since I was six” I’m done the pants were so funny
Conar eat pant
I shid pant
I have seem that joke somehere else before. Cant remember where
@@whotftookthuurs thank you for following Connor eats pants
It’s FitMC just in case anyone was wondering.
"Who won? Wilbur"
Recommended Video from Schlatt: "So i won the Minecraft Talent Show..."
You could say schlatt is 2nd place
SchlattCo always comes first.
@@bigmart932 Squids are people too
I would agree but growing up with skydoesminecraft, I must say squids are gay
Gunnery SGT Hartmann I’m honored to be in your presence general o7
Everybody gangsta till the pants start talking
Bruh you’re worthy of my like
Who was that was it swagger
Filiberto Medina it was fitmc
Love ur pfp but no homo
Ok Danner
He turned into pants, Morty.
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
*I'M TROUSER RIIIIIIIICK!*
Ok but what happens when you wear him
@@WdefC 😳
Hey Lois, I turned into a pair of pants Lois
You would’ve loved it dear
10 year old Wilbur really wrote the line: You *DROWN* them, stab them, watch them die...
Still great song.
Coulda said slash...
Honestly, this song is really well written for a ten year old
I have the same profile pic as you
what did you expect from wilbur
Thats suffocating
Ok wilbur did so good but can we please get another routine of schlatt's beautiful recorder playing??
get him to play stal
I like to think that he was playing an ocarina
No
Stal cover please
Schlatt
"I'm not prepared Carson"
ok wilbur
5:51 Traves’ gasp when he realizes it’s the Family Guy theme is adorable
That’s not the word I’d use but okay
@@skiddy3715 mmm yes time to reply to a 4 month old comment and state my useless and unwanted opinion
massivedong huge like what you just did?
@@skiddy3715 mine was obviously in response to yours, a comment that was at the time a few hours old, and still is. Not very comparable
massivedong huge well it’s still an unwanted opinion and you’re a hypocrite for bothering to tell some random fuckass you’ll never meet what and what not top comment. You want to know what else is an unwanted opinion? Every comment on this fuckin website. They’re called comments for a reason. They dont matter
"One question does anyone else see the water?"
"Uh no??"
*"Ohhhhh boy"*
How'd he float tho?
Bv9 cuz there was a bugged water block only he could see
@@marxer8665 makes no sense he took fall damage
HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR SLAM it’s a bug, nothing makes sense
@@heheheiamasupahstarslam5397 cause it was bugged and didnt exist
Can we get a compilation of jschlatt saying jokes without punchlines?
Here: th-cam.com/video/2OXCfFDz9pg/w-d-xo.html
"You know what they call me?"
Yes
Alter The Stream they are more
no
Luckily I have my llama to console me
Is he voiced by david spade?
bald
The oldest anarchy server in minecraft
OK boomer
Oldest pair of pants in Minecraft
16:38 imagine being on a plane and hearing “I don’t think this plane can fly!”
Looking Cool, Joker!
Looking cool, Joker!
Looking Cool Joker!
Looking cool Joker!
Looking Cool, Joker!
how did jschlatt go from a dictator to an SMP live's got talent judge
palmer by force
This recording was taken a while ago, before all the textures were updated
No it wasn’t? This stream was recorded a couple days ago. You can tell by the vods on twitch.
@@the711devin4 No it was a few days ago, maybe a week. Carson only got The done a week or so ago.
Demonbrant oh I assumed that due to the old textures
Carson: flying isn’t enabled on this server
Travis: ᒪEᐯITᗩTEᔕ
There was water on the stage that nobody could see
Jolly Comrade How
Harry Bossatron How
Marzbar How
auaqua how
Love how everyone was just fucking around and then Wilbur comes and makes everything wholesome lol
Hyeyeon's actual mom this is true and then schlatt comes in and tells jokes and fucks around some more lmao
Wholesome? He sung about how squids are useless and all we use them for is kill them for fun
@@Vanessauwu that's wholesome!
Vanessa bro thats the wholesomest thing in the world
E
i love how everyone has around 20-30 deaths and then schlatt has 188
@Beastly jack I bet it's joko
@@bintavi7034 that be burren
KingBurren has 521 deaths
@@vernzmarcobenitez2332 that is really not a surprise
cai burren has like over 500
I was expecting Wilbur’s song to be a meme but I was pleasantly surprised
Yeah, it is quite nice, Wilbur has a good singing voice
Chinaball 2019 i bet if he took a little more classes he could actually do music
Ur welcome for the 1k like, I was the 1k
Big Papi Bruh bruh thanks dude, never expected to get this many likes on this random comment
TheSkyWolfWarrior pog moment
Everybody gangsta till the pants start walking
Whoop Dee-Doo old but gold
Its Jah 😣👌🏽
The oldest anarchy pants in minecraft
Gianart sans wat? What is Jah 😍😣😣😔 doing boolin on mincraft??😟🤔🤔
He do be lookin kinda fresh doe 🙄👀👀🤠😜
Everybody gangsta till conar eats the pant
1:30 technically, traves wasn't wrong with the quadruple I. The Romans actually used a quadruple I for most of their fours but would use an IV when they needed to save space.
Username checks out
I love how Carson was genuinely enjoying himself during Wilbur’s song
Just shows how genuine he can be from time and time again.
Who wouldn’t?
his song sounds exaclty like Jonathan coultons song tom cruise crazy.
he looks like the protagonist listening to an ally singing a song before he starts singing along with him
Yeah but where's the music video
Carson’s face when he realizes it’s the family guy theme song just looks like he’s trying to not cry
Schlatt is stupidly funny, and Wilber is just amazing
Wilbur is definitely my favourite smplive member
I love Wilber so much
wow yeah we all love *wilber*
uglygal what do you mean I love wilber
wilber
Meanwhile:
*Carson is vibing to Wilbur’s song*
lowkey thought it was gonna be carsons outro
I love that Wilbur’s song is a parody of Jonathan Coultan’s “Tom Cruise Crazy”
I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognized it :D
Love that somg
I know, what a world
"safe some pussy for me"
I was about to comment this but with an angry message saying "YOU DIDNT WRITE THIS!" lol
18:24 jshlatt is a theater kid comfirmed
he sounds like lemon grab
Reminds me of potion seller
My potions would _kill_ you, traveller. They are too powerful!
He is one of us
Acceptable
can’t believe y’all are sleeping on weest’s perfect execution of the family guy theme, that took the cake for me, i was brought to tears, frankly.
My favorite part of that is travis's gasp of realization of what it was
big nasty I love how Carson just started crying
Trash for liking weest
it is very beautiful
It’s a baritone
why does Carson always look like he's about to cry
@@hexorth3580 Lmfao
well i mean he does have depression.... (not joking)
@@urarakaochako6985 it’s for a completely different reason
@@bawicz0 oh 😳
Constantly thinking of SG4...
Already??? Goddamn, finally the speed from stream to edited upload is quick
exactly what i was thinking
It’s only been like 12 hours
These are old streams that have been in editing for a while and now are set up for upload
he streamed this yesterday lmao
@@nate6617 i watched this live not even a day ago
"He's a Vegan"
**Flashback to Carson eating steak for half of an episode**
"m m m m m m m..... M E A T"
T H E
M E A T
O F T H E
F A L L E N
Meat
*Flashback to that ENTIRE FUCKING STREAM*
*ok steak-umm*
Carson reminds me of a highschool bully who got good grades
Dinkles
How?!
He's the high school bully who got good grades except he doesn't have good grades
But carson looks large but is extremely thin. I'm get so scared when i his flesh
I bet he was fucking insufferable
5:49 The second carson's face is laced with horror as reality slaps him with the realization of what is before him.
Wilbur: “Sing along if you know the words”
Literally everyone: *Doesn’t sing*
It would have been aids lol
They didn’t sing along, just out of respect. They knew they would fuck it up if they joined in. Lmao
WillReedL he said that because it was part of the lyrics. I very much doubt he expected people to sing along.
weirdchamp
They didnt know the words
6:27 they aren’t clapping, those are gunshots
Corey Kerford what’s the song called
@@Diegcool907 its the fucking family guy intro
ass cheeks clapping
7:22 thats the true gun shot
Can’t wait to see Wilbur’s music video that was a amazing song
In the meantime, you can watch the original th-cam.com/video/QmuQWRjeVbQ/w-d-xo.html
Not to be that guy ok the internet, but I'm gonna be that guy on the internet
*an
It's from 1minecrafthd it's his first channel
get tryhard ninja on verse 2
Just don't know how to tune a guitar which is a bit of a shame because it would have been so much better if he've done it.
8:42 “/pardon Notch” did they have notch banned?
probably
@aritmetic. nah fuck him
@@embs5803 ur mom
CucumBeer
I mean he do be kinda cringe doe
@@DTheAustralian no u
Wilbur: _sings_
Everyone: “I’m sorry what?!”
Wilbur's my favorite teabag❤😋
@@rainbowpony8216 what
Rainbow Pony what
@@rainbowpony8216 What
@@rainbowpony8216 what
Where do I apply for a government issued service llama
Hell
2b2t
You dont
I thought this was gonna be all jokes until fuckin Wilbur reminds me that there are actually talented people in minecraft
@@Bob-gh8ge what?
a suspicious looking tentacle the last riff of the song is from Johnny cash’s big river
Kilian Bartelink wHaT?
Bruh im just tryna watch a fuckin minecraft video i don't need this philosophy
@@Bob-gh8ge bro why are you taking the comment so seriously
I love how when Wilbur was singing Carson was just like genuinely happy
I would also like a government funded anxiety llama please
I think we'd all benefit from a government funded anxiety llama
Some song Wilbur made when he was 10 is better than anything I could do at 19.
He wrote it in 8th grade
@@hannahwaagsholmrnstad4670 it's not called 8th grade in the uk
@@charlottewakefield2330 it is in Norway : ) (he said it in one of his streams, not my words)
@@hannahwaagsholmrnstad4670 No. 8th grade in Norway starts the year someone turns 13, I believe.
@@ollifa8675 no he said he made it in grade 8, in his stream
*Wilbur said squid lives matter*
no seriously wilbursoot is really talented
agreed.
@@The_Gerry_Man The original song was made sometime before August 20th, 2011 th-cam.com/video/QmuQWRjeVbQ/w-d-xo.html
Skydoesminecraft is rolling in his bed.
MrLegendary skydoesminecraft*
I already knew who Wilbur was because of jacksucksatlife's video on the little spooky thing kai and him did
This was like going to a middle school talent show with the level of awkward at times.
Wilburs song is based off of "Tom Cruise Crazy" by Jonathan Coulton if anyone was wondering.
Greyson Miller you’re a hero
Greyson Miller ty
I'm glad someone else knew Jonathan Coulton. I was just about to comment this.
"Re:Your Brains" Minecraft parody when?
No it’s an original property
aw, none of jchlatts genius jokes.
true comedians shouldn't be skipped.
th-cam.com/video/2OXCfFDz9pg/w-d-xo.html
@@AlterTheStream epic
"Cock's one of my favourite tastes. Balls smell amazing too." - Jebediah Schlatt
18:21 - Hello merchant, could you point me in the general dire-
* recorder noises *
*TRAVELER! I KNOW OF WHAT YOU SEEK! AS YOUR SITUATION SEEMS MOST BLEAK!*
* random person appears and sits down *
* *recorder noises* *
theREDpanda2002 I needed this comment
i also watched the video, that's crazy
Yes
5:02 Everybody Gangsta
*Till The Pants Start Walking*
Lmao copy of a message from 9 months
Stolen comment
Ryle... *vietnam flashbacks*
Joe: hello peter griffin may I borrow lawnmower
Peter: you are disabled, joseph
Schlatt's comedy with no punchlines had me dying more than any act and you DONT EVEN SHOW IT?
When was the stream?
@@thenyquilchannel8738 yesterday
@@thenyquilchannel8738 watch travis vod, you get to see his special magic trick
wait r u serious how does one not put that masterpiece in bruh
DeTjomas thanks
I like how someone just shot Weest when he started playing megalovania
#Canceled 7:28
shout out to the CallMeKaren comment when he said “I’ll speak to your manager”
Did anyone else think Wilburs song was actually nice lol
Im pretty sure it was a song someone else wrote, ive heard it before.
@@pleasedontshootofficerihav4953 it was in JSchlatts Minecraft parody ratings, it's on TH-cam and it's actually him as a kid
Please dont shoot officer, i have a wife and kids! no he did it himself, search it up
His voice made me cum. I only feel that feeling of warmth when im listening to asthetic songs or my favorite song rainbow connection and wilburs voice made me feel that. Its sooooo beautiful. This guy has a unrecognized talent and we need to get him some support to start a career
@@pleasedontshootofficerihav4953 Tom Cruise Crazy by Jonathan Coulton is the original :)
8:11 "There was an episode of Family Guy when all these disabled people formed a transformer called Crippletron. It was epic."
I saw both the episode and the donation
@JustCooper946 I just thought that this funny donation was overlooked. So I had to draw the public's attention.
oh yeah!
JustCooper946 lmao i was the donation around 15:50 about him being simon cowell. carson’s been reading a lot of my donations lately :)
Wilbur and Carson need to make the music video!
Pradeep22 nah we need Wilbur and jschlatts recorder talent
carson to wilbur: *wilbur has the only shred of talent.* weest, after playing beautiful trombone sequences: *what the fuck?*
Many youtubers have jokes in which they don't have legs, but there should be a joke that fit is just legs
Dara Gopal ah yes thank you for explaining the joke you've now made it even less funny
@@themarshl no like he means irl. ex, the running joke that TheDooo has no head, streamers don't have legs bc you never see then, etc, so he means there should be a running joke that Fit is just a pair of legs since he's done no face reveal of any kind
Fit is the boomer half of pewdiepie
Holy shit weests vibrato on the trombone solo was actually pretty good
I think he overdid it a bit
Gideon Reszka it was overdone I can agree but still it’s somewhat hard to do
BRO IN BAND TROMBONE HARD ASF IT DIDNT SOUND THE BEST TO NON BAND PPL ,BUT IT WAS IMPRESSIVE
@@aabbyy7239 m8, what are you on about? Trombone is one of the easiest instruments? Granted he was only down to the level of about a second-year after he hadn't played in 3 years, but it definitely wasn't anything impressive.
abby trying playing violin B) ahaha this was made by string gang
Watching Wilbur perform live was one of the best moments on SMP Live
19:22 Schlatt sounds like lemon head from adventure time for the rest of this scene.
Edit: Spelling
Lemon grab?
Exactly
UNACCEPTABLE!
Somebody had to say it.
When willbur sung it was like that part in the anime where the intro plays at the end, that was fucking epic
That play convinced me that schlatt is the voice actor for Lemongrab
Eddie Hutchence in my opinion, he sounded like Choose Goose
@@piggybelle6590 maybe he's both
Eddie Hutchence heck yeah he can be both!👌
UNACCEPTABLE!
Where aRe mY LeMONS 😤😤😤😤😤
Wilbur is the full package, funny, good looking, and can sing and play guitar. I had no clue that he could sing let alone this well.
@baby girl I forgot that he is tall. We need to find out if Wilbur is taken at this point lol.
He has a channel where he plays guitar and sings. That's where I found out about him and it was a pleasant surprise when he joined smp live.
@@humanchalk2835 Wait really can you tell me the name of the channel?
@@zacleague1677 Wilbur Soot
The profile pic is an enlarged picture of Wilbur
I'm only funny online, ugly as shit, and can play guitar
17:12 this is just a time stamp so I remember when the play scene is
Wilbur: *literally has talent*
Everyone else: *wait, thats illegal*
wow that is relatable
@@jeremy.exe8476 I know, right?
Well what about weesterner
what about weest?
Luis castro 1234 too try hard
Now we want the "squids are people too" video collab. With wilbur
I uploaded an mp3 of the audio to Soundcloud, if you go and search Squids (Are People Too) or just Squids Are People Too, you'll be able to find the upload by Nick :)
ft. CaptainSparklez
All the comments on this vid: OMG WILBUR IS EVERYONES CRUSH!!!
me: did anyone realise that travis floated bc of the water on stage that no one else saw.
holy shit
:O
Pog
zoe modjesky HOLY FUCK
ye, thats why he asked if they can see water
When the guy sung about squids the whole butter army had an anurism
I like how Wilbur completely lost his Accent when he started singing
that's actually extraordinarily common, if you go and listen to all those european rock bands (most of them were), you cant tell most are
Big Cheif that's basically what happens when anyone sings. ..?
not really though
No he didn't
It's because media is so Americanised that over here a lot of people learn to sing with an accent
Someone needs to work on an animation for "Squids are people too" 10/10 song
Feytey .DarkEmber on it
Carson actually offered to work on an official version with Wilbur
i can’t do animations yet but i can try to do an animatic:)
I'm working on it right now actually!
Blocko Boi i’m so excited to see tell us when you finish:D
Screw funny mic, I want more Schlatt merchant voice
And his flute
@@_ame_ recorder you uncultured swine
Juuzou Suzuya and I oop
Meow Myastic sksksksksksks
I thought it was a tooter
I need a 10 hour version of “squids are people too” where is it
The answer to the riddle was the protagonist himself, as he was seen in the first scene, but had not yet passed
holy shit
Wait can you explain it more please
@@lemonrat6874 the riddle means passed as in passed away or died, and the protagonist hadnt died at that point the play
@@oricalu448 thanks makes more sence now
Self-fulfilling riddle? If we had answered the riddle he would’ve passed and not died. Is it a paradox?
Weest playing the Family Guy intro on the trombone is everything this server needed and some more.
to bad weest had a snake in his trombone.
@@troublewithdeez I see what you did there
best
DigitalBleh I liked that comment
get out glad to hear it glad to hear it
Fit’s talent is just repeatedly saying “The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft.”
2b2t
Kermit Le Frog Is the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft
@@bwaco7004 are you talking about 2b2t? The oldest anarchy server in minecraft?
Wasili bruh
The oldest anarchy server
9:17 everbody gangsta till the Redstone master becomes an escape artist.
“i can mediocre-ly play guitar at parties when nobody wants me to” - the lead singer for lovejoy who wrote that one song thats on altnation every other second
As if Wilbur wasn’t talented before, he can sing and play the guitar?
*B r u h*
feeling down He has a channel of songs that he’s wrote and they are amazing
*Top 10 most OP anime characters*
@@anerdwithopinions1165 what's the channel called?
is wilbur single?
@@azalezthed-weeb9056 Wilbur Soot is the name
"THE OLDEST PANTS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY" is what got me lol
Timestamps:
1:23 - Traves counts in Roman numerals
1:55 - Aron (BP) presents a song he composed
3:00 - Fit performs stand up as a pair of pants
5:06 - Weest plays the Family Guy intro on a trombone, performs a improvised episode of Family Guy, and plays Megalovania
7:55 - Kclafon performs stand up about Papa Johns pizza
8:41- Stinkster performs a "secret entrance" magic trick
10:13 - Arlus turns into a VSCO girl and says "and I oop- sksksk"
10:54 - BeefStew tunes his digeridoo and plays the American Dad theme
11:59 - KingBurren cooks steaks
12:58 - Tim performs a POV of "Yoda is your Cashier at Walmart"
15:09 - Artmo performs stand up comedy
15:37 - Willym performs and ASMR of "Myself is strapped into a DXRacer, strapped into an airplane wing"
17:13 - Schlatt and Carson perform a play
20:23 - Traves floats
20:55 - Seranian performs standup
21:28 - Wilbur sings and plays on guitar a song about Minecraft 1.2 he wrote when he was 10.
sweetcorn ty
mikaela i don’t want to be that person but i have to
i love you
THANK UUU
Beef stew used a didgeridoo
@@Creeperkiller2009 Oh okay. Thanks. I'll change it
I didn’t know lemongrab was so good at making riddles
Ok but actually Wilbur's singing was the most beautiful thing I've heard all day. Granted it's 6am but still
Yo Wilbur surprised the eff out of me tbh, and his voice is that of an angels
Fuck*
@@1degabyte238 *eff
@@ibrahimhassan37 *frick
*pp in hole
@@redacted5221 *breed
"Quadruple I"
"You almost had it"
Call of Duty disagrees
*Quintuple I*
big head lex omegalul Sextiple I
Virginia
12:13 Schlatt can see the future
So, you were the only one to comment this with a time stamp
Sing along if you know the lyrics.
No one proceeds to sing along
chat prolly was
@@sec6059 nope I was in chat lol
:(((
@@_ame_ nice name I also have mystic on my xbox account
Yeetus The Meatus sksks ty
Also, you’ve got taste 👌
Carson’s a full blown TH-camr now you know what that means we gotta riot when he misses one upload
*Yes.*
999th like
@@blinq217 no
*”The squids are completely useless”*
*”Just be glad it’s them not wolves”*
Wilbur: finishes verse 1
Traves: \o/
|
/\
wilburs singing made me fall asleep and i missed my plans
more like pissed my pants
@@bacon7898 i never thought i would read that bacon pissed its pants
fit shouldve just said "the oldest anarchy server in minecraft" and left
That's what I thought he was going to say lol
matthew mckenzie same lol
same lol
Same lol
YES. AMEN
Wilbur's Squid song is actually a parody of Tom Cruise Crazy by Jonathan Coulton.
I was confused to hear the weirdly familiar tune at first, but pleasantry surprised when I recognized it.
"The only act that required a shred of talent"
why u gotta do my boy Weest like that?