We went back to Minecraft BETA...
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We went back to Minecraft BETA... - SMP Classic
Schlatt actually has an advantage because while the rest are crippled without sprinting, he thrives without it
schlatt only runs when there’s money on the line
Das right White boi
He was born in the slow MOLDED by it
Area 51 raid video
th-cam.com/video/G3aOJtZUeXg/w-d-xo.html
*Probably Jschlatt:* I was born without walking you merely adopted it Carson
This version of minecraft is Schlatt's perfect vision. Nobody can run but only walk.
Schlatt walk
YUAHHH mA shRekcs box
But where's the BOB
Version not vision dumbass
nickz1lla I think we just found the ultimate edge lord
“Did we just get colonized?” Has to be one of the best lines ever
Gekoloniseerd
Jim in my opinion “I don’t know how to breed at all is much better.
Netherlands intensifies
I like "Actually, I have one door" better
Almost Every asia and africa country felt that
pretty cool shirt
oof, stuck in new
Lmao get goofed nerd
Anxxity calm down fan girl
uwu
Rihanna *downvoted*
Schlatt doesnt notice the difference in mobility anyways, he never sprints
You can’t sprint
Edit: I get it now
Me: r/woooosh
He sprinted once, but I think he was just imagining it
SirSuper Shoes oh really? I had no clue. Incredible. Truly a feat of knowledge.
i just realized i'd been playing beta almost my entire minecraft life
SirSuper Shoes Wow maybe the op should’ve made a joke about that
Watching carson go after Schlatt over and over again was like watching Doctor Strange battle Dormamu
Except in this version doctor strange is chaotic evil
@@ghostpants8213 Umm... no, Shlatt was the evil here
Feliz35 Umm... no, Shlatt was the evil here
@@cationicgolf385 yes, that's what i said
Feliz35 yes, that’s what i said
“I’m starting to think he doesn’t like the flowers”
@@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK mate fuck off ur not funny do u know how rude that is?
@@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK well, funny or not. don't say shit like that about someone, you brainlet
@@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK Well, everyone has different humor, but there's no need to be rude at his fans for liking him.
@@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK why are u trying to get ppl to agree w/ u and then yell at people and insult them in every way possible if they don't agree?
@KIRK DUKE yo wtf
"I dont know how to breed in this version"
"I dont know how to breed at all"
*wheeze*
DerpyTastic :D I thought he said “breathe” which made it 10x better
DerpyTastic :D you beat me to it now take my like and shut up
"Let me guess,"
"Your home?"
*"It was."*
*"And it was beautiful"*
ShayAway yup it’s the ending for the bee movie
Infinity War
Don Cheadle yo, what’s up, don cheadle?
*I was in that movie!*
@ShayAway haha about that
Traves: (innocent voice) Carson you wanna live with me?
Carson: I wanna live with Josh
Traves: :(
I cri :')
:(
:, (
He’s baby
Agatha he really is
21 minutes of friendships being broken,slowly turning against each other
oh you thought they were friends?
Thats every Wilbur and schlatt video ever
Plot twist:
This was actually recorded in 2010, only few days ago finally uploaded to youtube
True
He must’ve aged well then
But this was posted on 2019?
You fell for it fool,
*THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!*
Clever Thirdy lol
Even back then Carson was big enough to have a sub goal of 10k
The look in Carson's eye as he held that lava bucket ready to burn schlat to a crisp.
13:50
Schlatt*
No one could spell his name in 2019 lmao
I love how cute Connor was trying to give flowers while Carson and jschlatt are fighting like if it's a world war
I Live he’ll never get a hoco date
I Live thanks
"You took my iron, I took your life"
*cha-cha real smooth*
Timestamp?
@@eubertcarlandreid.entero1870 4:34
@@qwerbyy thx
3:04
2 cavemen fighting over who gets the coal (100,000 BC colorized)
Ohh ohh AH AH AH
*[Agresive Unga Bunga noises]*
Now I know I have to subscribe
Berry tribe have small Grog. Tree tribe have big Grog. Tree tribe get coal
I’m your 1000th like
everybody gangsta till internal server error
Cookie Cake I liked you until I realized your name wasn’t ‘Coochie Cake’
C O O C H I E
666 likes
5% of this video: actually playing
Other 95%:Carson trying to get his materials back
Eat potat chip
Everybody gangsta till they realize herobrine is still in the game
@@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK shut up
Andrew Wenger fuck off
Atleast he only "looks" like one
Gottem
@@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK jokes on you I'll shoot myself first
@@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK I can now never unsee that. Thanks.
travis is just begging for help and no one will help him
Traves is a lost child
Travis is the middle child of the group
Tori Tennant travis is baby
ratthew rattem definitely, Travis is baby
Ted become his dad tho
“Every week were going to update it”
7 months and nothing
It's the one that says sleep deprived
S - Shlat
H - sHlat
L -shLat
A - shlAt
T -shlaT
it could've been worse :y
shlat
shlat
shlat
Shlat
This video should be called “Carson being bullied for 20 minutes.”
He started it to be fair, but didn't put that in cuz he a lil blubber bitch
I only liked this comment so it could have 69 likes
@@audreywhelan1065 I know your comment is more than a year old, but he doesn't edit the videos on this channel.
“Every week”
2 months later: 🙃really
This is the worst betrayal since YGS every friday
If I only had 200 dollars on my credit card, then I can spam donation messages to him.
@@incog1165 just put yourself in debt
If you like the idea, I remember grian did something similar a couple years back. I don't think hes as funny, but if you like the concept, you might like it.
6 months later: really
when you guys are all together with the same skin, it looks like a cult gathering.
You couldn’t change your skin back then
@@buttholelicker1874 no shit sherlock
xD The cult of the Betas!
Clearly, Big Lion changed Ted permanently
Big lion
Big lion
@@ashleyvladu9476 big lion
Big Lion
Big lion
I like how Traves kept talking about being trapped in a hole but no one cared
Now there’s one more beta on Carson’s channel than usual
lovealwaysethan under rated comment
I dont see a burn here, just a massive pile of ashes
ah I see what you did there...
Don't talk about Traves like that D:
That's why Carson cant get a minecraft gf.
He needs to be a minecraft alpha, not a beta.
Pecan Faxctx
Only he can be Minecraft gf
The philosopher of our era.
Hes merely a tiny and defenseless omega
this didn't age too well, did it ?
I love how. No matter what they’re doing. Every single time the whole fellowship falls apart into a mess of betrayal and screaming. And then they act like nothing happened next time
That's just how real friends work
what if you went to heaven but god said internal server error
Anthony Tinay underrated comment
@@simcne7475 *o k*
Carson: Dying over and over expecting a different outcome
Connor: *hErEs yOur fLoWEr!*
insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
But a silly bard your point being?
carson is doing the same thing...over and over...and expecting a different outcome, im saying hes insane, silly
Feels like this is a Jojo Reference.
Semi Half I think it was Einstein that said it, not a fucking anime you weeb
Today’s chests: *weird and stupid*
Beta chests: *ONE H E F T Y C H O N K*
hey you want a flower?
Ur stupi d
cringe of the week
Today’s chests are better what the hell are you on?
Chests nowadays are cool
12:14 The defenition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome
Expecting shit to change*
Boknp
Why were the stuff stolen
@@matthewlinus4691 Depends on who you're quoting
12:14 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome
Ted is being held hostage by Big Lion the curse is slowly taking him over and making him more and more aggressive each video
0:24 "Every week we're gonna update the game."
The Narrator: *"they didn't"*
😩
0:20 Tiny creeper standing on jschlatt's head
This made me laugh more than I should
"I'm here to start my gaming company 100 convicted felons" best line
What's the context to that joke
@@NinjapowerMS 100 thieves esports organization
@@Josh-hg9lb so what's the context
@@NinjapowerMS there is no context
"I went the the bathroom, and when I came back there was warfare."
Every “oah” is a nostalgic sound to me and my heart is sinking
Oof*
Nah dude that's the original oof.
Only true OGs now that Minecraft Beta was the days.
Those golden golden days.
20 minutes of carson being unable to catch a break and eventually devolving into complete and utter anarchy
while connor just wants to give him a flower
^Did you mean *joker 2019*
7:43 imagine someone wearing a pumpkin on their head with an axe running towards you asking for food
i miss the original “OOF” in minecraft...
i edited this because everyone said it is oof
Jim Nannes yeah just hearing it in the beginning of the video made me hella nostalgic
it's "OOF" u marmite sandwich
"www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/1yfn32/i_merged_the_old_damage_ughh_sound_with_the_new/" works on all versions.
@@JustMe4414 Oof is roblox dumbass
Eiden it’s not even oof in roblox there’s no f
Minecraft Beta during nighttime is legitimately scary.
I can’t be the only one, I REFUSE to believe it.
Not the only one.
Back in the day I would lose my mind and bury myself in the ground if it turned to night and I was far from my house
*thats how pro I was*
@@graydrawsonline137 that's what I still do
Minecraft in caves has and will always be scary
Dirt and sand hit gang
Carson: I don't know how to breed at all in this version
1:38
The cow in the corner: having a seizure
This is actually a really good idea for a series... Im surprised
...that it's already been done? EVO
I want this as a series lol
Ryan Eglitis has it been done by Carson and his friends tho?
If only he continued it
@@RyanEglitis evo was the best
Schlatt has been practicing for this race his whole life
“I have the power to make anything an entrance.” That just sounds like a Stand ability 😂
mfw you stole a comment
sticky fingas!
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
Lord of the Flies (William Golding, circa 1954)
I laughed so hard at this😂😂
I rate this
Lmaaoooooo
How will pizza get a job now?
Pizza
Wood
cryptds fired
He won't
Sorry to dissapoint
joe mama hahaaa funny joke
3:33 Caveman reacting to the first stairs ever invented
I just watched 20 minutes of Carson getting killed
@lunar Damn, I missed the stream so i have a few extra brain cells to spare.
Watching the whole thing live where Carson repeatedly tried to get his stuff back was both incredibly amusing and fucking frustrating.
Internal Pain is all i know now
only ogs remember when you could spawn like thousands of yourself
ShplunkUndertale they just ran away
G3. Surge well that’s really depressing
“We’ll be updating to the next big update every week”
Yeaaa
Well that was a fucking lie.
3:50
Ted: hey guys, ready for the next step??
Josh: *places stair*
King Joseff dude I literally watched the video and saw that, no way!
The classic Minecraft *O O F*
Ahhh I miss it so much
Really? I think its annoying
It’s not oof that’s Roblox
It’s ogh that’s Minecraft
See the difference
You don't know how much I miss this. I miss hearing about smp live and not dream smp where all their fans ruined it and on top of that their wack ass roleplay that was going on
You know what they call me, Wilbur? They call me “The Hero of the Story”
I’ve always been called that.
i never thought skins mattered so much until i saw everyone with the same skin
I love the fact that it’s all action, Carson dying to schlatt and Connor, trying to arm himself through ted, that failing, trying to arm himself through joko, learning that josh took their stuff, going to josh and just “I HAVE THE DOOR POWER” everyone was going through controversy and jawsh was just vibin
Advanced Caveman: Hey man, look at this fire. I just made it myself.
Other Cavemen: 3:33
OoooOooOoOOoOoooOoOo
I thought it would be a bunch of "ouh ouh ouh ouh" hurt sounds but I got something *much better*
Watch in 360p for optimal 2010 experience.
i already watch it in 360p normally
But I want 140p
I'm on the road so it's already set to 360p
@@STICKGUYMB 140p? I only do 72p
2
I’m sad that they never continued with this
I've never felt so bad for traves in an episode
Good thing atleast ted helped him
“Carson do you want to live with me”
No I want to live with josh
“Okay never mind :(“
His voice is so innocent too it hurts
Best part is that they literally live in the same house
Kinda upsetting that they will never all play together again. The relationship between them I think will always be broken and Carson will never talk with schlatt or Ted or any of them publicly or even make a video together
Sad reality
Because those two will probably never speak to him again and he accepts that.
I can't tell you how hard I creamed my pants when Carson finally got his stuff back.
Please dont
I am both of you
I am
I
am
my parents are arguing in the background as i watch this
Epic
Epic
Epic
Epic
Epic
i love how it went from schlatt tormenting carson to carson tormenting schlatt. And how carson can actually fight them with nothing
Bruh beta minecraft be looking like 2014 pocket edition lmao
Dong Kong The First the pe is based off the beta dum fuk
ikr
@@basharghazawna9393 did you hear that fly over your head? WOOOOSH
wasn’t it called minecraft lite
5:19 Twelve-year-old boy playing minecraft beta as his parents argue in the background. *2010, Recolorized.*
TiK_ *2010 Minecraft didnt come out until 2009. Lol
@@TubboDaKittyCat I've been playing minecraft for a while, i should have known that lmao
"Break your knees" is so fucking powerful
That old cobblestone texture alone is bringing back so many good memories. Seeing how far Minecraft has come makes me glad that I grew up with it
I know and the old looking food like porkchop with the thick black outline
"I have a diamond sword, I would like to see him try to kill me"
-man that got killed
“We’re gonna update the game every week so we have shit to do” i’d actually love this to be a small series its funny af to watch
I like that Ted isn’t in the description lol
His channel was taken by Big Lion
This was actually painful to watch. Like... It felt as if someone broke every bone in my body and then proceeded to cut my limbs and left me to die.
Great job. Each video I die, only to be resurrected when you upload again.
P.S. How will pizza get a job now?
how will pizza get a job now?
ok anke
Watching Carson’s videos is like someone has starved you for 2 days, broken your bones and cut your limbs and then told you to run a marathon. It’s a terrible experience
This video personally reached through my screen, grabbed me by my thick gamer neck, and smashed my head against broken glass shards all while laughing and chanting, “How will pizza get a job now?”
Ngl, It's a damn shame that this wasn't gone for more videos.
It was a solid 2 videos ngl.
Carson you should make a base somewhere else like the evil wizard that lives over the hills or something and you just very rarely come down and commit treason among those who have ruined you as vengance.
Why does this sound so familiar?
Fuck anime
I would like this but it has 69 likes
Big Man Josh understandable.
Mojang really should add like a special event in old Beta Minecraft where Herobrine just spawns somewhere near you.
"There will be a great Reckoning" is now my favorite response to any and every minor inconvenience
The abhorrent lighting and “ou” is giving me ptsd flashbacks
Carson repeatedly trying to rob Schlatt and Conar Eat Pant amused me too much.
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Wdym Rob he was trying to get his stuff back
They stol frum Carson
Toad oof my bad lol
i miss the og team
Me too
The animals clipping thru the floor are giving me nightmares
In it’s finest mankind is a philosopher asking and attempting to answer great questions: “Is there a God?”, “What’s the meaning of life?”, “What does it mean to be a good person?”, “Do we have free will?”, “Is there life after death?”, and “Is our universe just a simulation?”. These questions send the greatest minds of every generation to search for answers and understand the very meaning of our existence. But what question ascends above those that have been pondered without answer for centuries? “Whose getting the best head?” This brilliant question, of course refers to the now infamous image of Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving oral sex from their female counterparts (presumably taking place at some point after Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, the second movie in the franchise, in which the chipmunks meet and court their female counterparts). Their female counterparts are the Chipettes, a girl band of chipmunks consisting of: Jeanette, Brittany, and Eleanor. Alvin is receiving head from Brittany, Simon from Jeanette, and Theodore from Eleanor. Now that we have established the basics of the image we can begin to consider arguments for and against each chipmunk. For the sake clarity it is assumed that any reader has already analyzed the image in question.
The argument in favor of Theodore consists of three points. Firstly, Theodore likely has the smallest penis (evidenced by his low self esteem throughout the franchise). This would allow Eleanor to most easily preform fellatio. Secondly, Eleanor is a large girl, she knows how to eat. Her weight suggests that her mouth is a precision machine, which might give her an advantage in oral sex. Thirdly and finally, it could be argued that Theodore has ascended to a higher state based on the expression on his face and his relaxed posture. If this is true, Theodore has a strong case for best head.
Working against Theodore is a strong point. He is clearly fast asleep. This means one of two things: either the head was so stale that he passed out, or the head is so good and he’s falling asleep from post nut bliss (but then she shouldn’t be sucking). This simple reality calls into question the quality of the head that Theodore is getting.
Alvin is certainly reacting much more strongly than his brothers, this perhaps shows a superior experience. Most blowjobs do not lead men to doing the jumpman. Alvin may be a chipmunk, but he’s not a chumpmunk, and this ain’t his first rodeo. He’s been shown to be the coolest in his crew and as such has likely gotten some spectacular head in his time. A man of experience reacting as strongly as he is indicates Brittany’s potentially fantastic dome skills.
The quality of Alvin’s experience hinges on the quality of his relationship. Brittany is shown to be the most popular of the Chipettes and thusly may not feel the need to put in the same amount of effort that Eleanor and Jeanette likely are, lack of enthusiasm could be harming her performance. Throughout the movies and source material, Alvin is a dramatic individual who often overreacts to situations creating comedic relief. It is not just possible, but likely, that his over the top reaction is not because he’s getting his soul sucked out, but because he wants to boost the ego of his girl. While this is a valiant effort, blowjobs aren’t theater, they’re honest to god work.
Lastly is Simon. The nerd, the quiet observer, the self proclaimed “smart one”. His geeky status may mean that this is his first sexual experience, and his equally nerdy girlfriend may be for the first time giving head. In the movies, Jeanette is shown to be the most quiet and conservatively dressed of the Chipettes. This prudish lifestyle could be evidence that she won’t get freaky with it.
As always in life, looks can be deceiving. Simon and Jeanette are in a committed relationship. It is cannon that they find love in one another. And the notion that because Jeanette is a nerd she doesn’t give bomb head is foolish. Simon is having an out of body experience while Jeanette slobs on his knob like it’s an acorn. This is not her first time.
In conclusion, Simon is getting the best head. He has no reason to fake a reaction, he isn’t asleep, his girl is putting in effort, and his face says it all. His damn legs are lifting off the couch like the lord is pulling him to heaven. While many of mans great questions must go forever unanswered, “Who’s getting the best head?” can finally be put to rest.
nah man, simons a hella virgin, hes overreacting, since hes never got head
I think this is copied and pasted
Imagine falling asleep from post nut syndrome
@@unknownguymandude2444 silence, alvinist. the grown-ups are talking.
nah chief, simon's got his foreskin MAD tangled in some braces
They turned this series into a mafia fairly quickly..
100th SUB
*TNT by CaptainSparklez has entered the chat*
Minecraft Beta 1.0: Running? why don't have that
Jshlatt: *Happiness Noises*
Really wish they brought this back.
You guys gonna install the Minecraft Pistons mod?
You forgot about the best part of vanilla minecraft (Inhales) *DUPLICATING*
Edit: Holy Cram my most liked comment thx a lot
killluaX jay'Wing infinite doors.
Infinite schlatt coin fuck the economyyyy
Business machine
Hell yeah
killluaX jay'Wing ikr
6:45 Italy attempting to invade Greece
Next week on Minecraft, The gang makes a Herobrine spawner and it doesn't go so well...
Stay tuned till Sunday morning!
"I can make anything an entrance"
[Sticky Fingers]
It’s been over a week WHENS THE NEXT ONE CARSON
ITS BEEN 1 MONTH
IT'S BEEN 4
6
give it up for month 7
Month 8, shit.
17:19 Holy shit that was such a fuxking chance
He could have built a giant tower, jumped into the water and run away like a madlad
Actually in beta you still take fall damage even if you jump in water, so he couldn't
@@alexporter2687 uh, no?
staryoshi06 yes if its one block of water u take damage
I would always die from that bs
Well thats an oof for me
Carson’s Bizarre Adventures - Part 1:
Phantom Walk
Carson’s Bizarre Adventures - Part 2: Swimming Tendency
Carson's Bizarre Adventure - Part 3: Mining Crusaders
Roy The Idiot this means war
Caki's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Apple
Caki's Bizarre Adventure Part 6: Stone Sword
3 years, still miss this series
3:52 the timing of the door placement and donation is priceless