“You know gentlemen I don’t think anything can sway my opinion on the matter.” Gets thrown half a stack of diamonds blocks: Pleasure doing business with y’all!
"SpongeBob me boy, I have been arrested for smuggling thirty-seven Stal music discs across the border and am being sentenced to death by guillotine!! Argargarghggghg!!!!"
MobzillaLongTail yes it is dumbass. Communism doesn’t have a difference in wealth. Greed cannot ever be satisfied under communism. Money in politics can’t be a thing.
Highly intelligent and interesting political evolution, first you have 19th Century Imperial Monarchism, then 20th Century Italian Fascism, and now, 21st Century SMPLiveism All Hail JSchlatt
Omg this makes so much sense. Schlatt and Carson are Caesar and Pompey. Judging by the videos they have a love and hate relationship, which might lead to the SMP Civil war. And nvision is just slowly distancing himself from the two, not being too involved.
Belisarius That would mean nvision is Crassus, which also makes a lot of sense, since Crassus, as the richest man in Rome, was response for financing the First Triumvirate.
@@jamiee7367 Yeah Crasuss! I forgot his name. But he was the money behind the operation and wasnt as involved as Caesar and Pompey. Until the Civil war at least where Ted will join Wilbur in overthrowing Schlatt as he assumes complete controll of the Server and crowns himself Augustus of SMP Live. "All Roads lead to the Cuck Shed" -Jschlatt
Car on son, therefore I must commit arson... I am remembering more and more about my motives each and every day... Maybe someday it'll all make sense 😞
20:05 that was a big mistake, If anything were to “happen” to Jschaltt the next guy in power would be Connor. I’ll watch your back there Jschatt you are gonna need some secret service
@@lucanavarrete7234 But Schlatt's the only one who can control how much power the title has. Once Schlatt's gone, nobody has the authority to limit Conar
17:48 “Ladies and gentlemen, after speaking with our soon to be beloved leader, I want to assure you he has our best interest and heart” Carson: “true” Under the chat: “bullshit” Me: lmao
i love seeing this kinda stuff, cause without realising it, this is a bit of a social expirement isnt it? you have jschlatt, just claiming power for himself, and carson, the server owner who already has power, standing by his side, and then as soon as this becomes public you have a bunch of responses. you got people who revolt, and just get really upset about it. then you have someone who, rather than seeing an unfair balance, sees an opportunity, and immediately approaches these 2 to offer help, knowing that power and trust comes with it, then you have weest, who was just curious about it, he didnt know what to think of it, but he wanted to figure out what was actually gonna go down, and then there's this anonymous donater? some person who wants to help these 2 grow to a position of power, but doesnt wanna get exiled from the crowd that doesnt like that schlatt is claiming all this power, so they just give them some money in a secretive way. i really love this type of shit. i know im just overanalyzing this, but its what i like to do. cant wait to see what happens next with this. edit: theres obviously also pete, who's probably seen something like this happen before, most likely in a different situation and a different way, but a similar action and a similar response, and he's just laughing at how absurd the whole thing is, because he doesnt actually care about the outcome, or himself having power/lacking power.
it upsets me that so much of the destruction at the beginning of the stream was cut out, it really set the mood. showed you just how much chaos carson was willing to unleash lol
I'm a simple man. I see video about Carson and Shlatt doing some stuff together, I click (and as always, sorry for bad English) Edit: 20:25 "Russian gift". It seems they really are communists
*Laughing*
"Is something funny Pete?"
"Yes"
“Is something funny pete?”
*long pause*
“Yes”
Yes
He’s such an agent of chaos
he’s the *embodiment of pure chaos*
timestamp?
Carson: "I wonder how Pete is going to react?"
Pete: **Starts dancing**
No dunking on Pete it is illegal to dunk in pete
@@jess-xt1nm It is not a law created by man, but by the universe. It is a law of nature and physics.
@@MajorMilk yeah
Expectation: Angried
Reality: They're groovin
Cha cha reel smooth
Schaltt: The Brains
Carson: The Muscle
Ted: The Wallet
Aczear Tk Pete : the wild card
Travis: the peacekeeper
@@TheGameplayer9001 that's a pretty good one
Naw its *Carson the blind*
Sansygirl04 2.0 cause he wears glasses right
VoiceOverPete's laugh sounded like a villain entering the scene
“is something funny Pete?”
“... YES”
Neko Doctor That was l
Turns out I know VoiceOverPete's son. Cool dude.
Yea
@JKaro he remimd's me to palpatine
We thought that schlatt didnt know how to run but little did we know he had been running as a dictator the whole time
"Schlatt
Civil War"
This comment deserves more likes.
OwO
"Nothing can persuade my devotion"
Carson: *throws half a stack of diamond blocks*
*achievement unlocked: devotion persuaded*
there's a cut in the vid, watch schlatt's, he doesn't want the diamond blocks.
“WeLl acTUAllY”
9:00 *Mad laughing*
"Is there something funny Pete?"
"*Y E S*"
Absolute madlad
666
Thousand
Ew kpop stan
If Carson was an actual dictator he'd grief houses created by people
*_but in real life_*
@John AppleGate he'll prove the media right
Unfortunately he fails to achieve dictatorship.
Soon fellow crying laughing emoji
@Stellvia Heonheim what the fuck
“Voiceover Pete Ace is gay”
Ted: I wonder how he’s gonna react
Pete: *revenge noises*
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
“Who will debate with you?”
*Barack Obama has joined the game*
If that happened everyone would be bowing down
Obama would lose any debate
@@thatoneguyyouknow3820 no screw obama
@@thatoneguyyouknow3820 Look what he has done to this country
He can't he is banned, duh
I was expecting a new Minecraft video Carson, not a 20-minute documentary of behind the scenes dictation and swaying of social media
Lmfaoooo imagine thinking dictatorship and dictation is the same thing
Uaene wooosh
what you werent excpecting CallMeCarson to turn into CallMePinochet?
@@Uaene imagine thinking you know the difference but not knowing a joke
@@Uaene imagine giving a fuck about stuff like that
20:09 Bentley boy Connor's "yaaayy" is the cutest thing i've heard my entire life
uwu
This video is basically, "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
Yeah but Schlatt and Carson have always been villains
@@notcatisa You either die a villain or you live long enough to stay the villain
Schlatt and Carson’s election is more based around, "You either die a hero or you die by tnt"
Pete is villiain
@@jordanmb5209 the choice is die or die a painful death
but the catch is they're both painful
Carson a couple months ago: No griefing
Carson now: My main goal is to blow up
And act like I don't know nobody
i thought it was a mango blowing up
Well.. They did grief their thing by building a thing on top of it..
🤪🤪
Its sad for the person with the meding books. He/she lost all their books and diamonds....
Voiceover Pete is beyond earthly ties therefore being called gay when he knows he isn't does not affect him
Remember when Carson didnt even know Jschlatt, now Jschlatt is carson's number 1 goon. How time flies
“Look, you know me man.”
Yeah but Carson... You KNOW me though
Schlatt is just a puppet for Carson’s ultimate plan
Number 1 goon? No. Schlatt is a *businessman*
The goon is taking over
After Jschlatt lost his fortune playing bingo....
He went insane, causing the first incursion on SMPlive.
The youngest dictatorship server on minecraft
this might become the youngest anarchy server in minecraft
@@kawabeatz i don't see it becoming completely anarchic as carson will probably never allow other players to grief or steal stuff
@@ruiabreu6738 of course, for carson is the only one allowed to do such a thing
satan’s boyfriend how long ago was this?
Like Animal Farm, SMP Live is an allegory for the Russian Revolution
Just finished reading that, very similar y'know?
I’m literally reading that in class
Bruh I forgot about that shit.
Or American "Democracy"
HeroicWarriorSoul All SMPlive streamers are equal, but some are more equal than others
Schlatt’s campaign slogan:
“You know me”
It's "Men"
That’s Biden’s slogan
9:00 I love how Pete had the balls to just be like "yes" when you approached him with a enchanted diamond sword out
He ain't no bitch
6:47 Pete has a thanos action figure, he's far too powerful
This is some high class political anarchy and propaganda
Nguyen Bao it’s literally the opposite of anarchy lol
When this is basically his main channel now
Wait this isnt his mail channel?!
TeckPeck he doesn’t post that much on CallMeCarson
@@aether_brew he doesnt posts at all lol
Sadly yes, but to be fair, it is more popular.
Carson is a minecraft channel now
Why is this legitimately interesting
anyway Schlatt 2020
I love how Altrive and Krinos’ agreement was only a few seconds in this video but in reality it was like 15 minutes during the livestream
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The gold coverup
Smith John shut up you
Horbiflorbin shut up you
“You know gentlemen I don’t think anything can sway my opinion on the matter.”
Gets thrown half a stack of diamonds blocks:
Pleasure doing business with y’all!
It was actually the elytra that swayed him. Editing is an OP tool.
Ethan S. Sook my name is ethan too!
Please delete that prof pic I convulsed
@@samuelbadger4371 thank you
Operation Mockingbird . jpg
Schlatt is rEALLY GOOD AT BEING A EVIL POLITICIAN
Carter Beilby surprisingly?
He's basically Handsome Jack
That surprises you?
It’s his natural born talent
“Surprisingly”
Schlatt: I’m the only person that can run
Schlatt walk 🚶🏿♂️
Ok Obama
Ok Lil Jon
You need junky on your team so you can *eliminate the middle class*
There is only low class, or high class on the server though
BLACK NAZI
Gone, reduced to atoms.
i agree
@BLACK NAZI I see Junky has successfully achieved his goal
"Is something funny pete"
-pause
"Yes"
Carson does the ol' wheeze.
Yes, we watched the video
I appreciate that one guy who recommended that dude who owns a McLaren, and he'll
probably take back the night with fallen kingdom.
Can't wait for the rebel group called The Dragonhearted led by CaptainSparklez to Take Back the Night.
DirtyDoge first he’s gotta find the pieces though
Pfff, he will just buy the server
Hurricane Griz in order to take his revenge
DOGEBONE3 his adventure will blow up like TNT
This isn’t Carson I refuse to believe that that’s the real carson
It's the real Carson... I THINK
It’s the real Carson... I BELIVE
THIS, "CARSON", ISN'T AS BLOODTHIRSTY
The power has went over his head
He lost his mind
This is literally the most political video I've ever willingly watched
Big gay ice cream?
Job Renmar yum
@@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797 A cow made of butter
The lore, the SMPU canon is shifting dramatically....
**We’re in the endgame now**
Schlatt is like evil Morty in Rick and Morty, toppling the governmental food chain to meet their unknown goals.
What is smpu
Someone needs to make a video on explaining the smpu
Pokay: *pulls down carson with a fishing rod*
Carson: *bans pokay*
"The law of equivalent exchange."
Pokay: **surprised pikachu face**
oArijus: *Makes a pointles fucking comment*
@@davefred doesnt matter if its pointless they can comment of they want
@@Zeus-ud2jl doesn't matter if they can comment what they want, still pointless
Nobody:
Villains when they see the protagonists arguing: 8:56
If Jschlatt goes to power people are gonna have to start selling Stal the music disc like it’s black tar heroin
"SpongeBob me boy, I have been arrested for smuggling thirty-seven Stal music discs across the border and am being sentenced to death by guillotine!! Argargarghggghg!!!!"
@@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 are you ok??
aaFAISALaa IS THE KING absolutely not.
Grows*
bold of you to assume they don’t already 👀👀
Can't believe voiceoverpete isn't in the friends part of your description
@Stellvia Heonheim good one
so this is where schlatt got his presidential tactics from
Thats what I thought too xd
I love the genuine exasperation you can hear when Ted says "This is absurd. This is absolute absurdity."
Thanks Hodd
Only the true dictators wear a Cram shirt that has laid in the sun for a fortnite mmm yeah
agreed
IT'S FORTNIGHT U DEGENERATE HUMAN BEING
@@generalpengu3748 its fortnut dummy
general penguin I KNOW THAT AND FORNITE SUCKS
@@generalpengu3748 you've not seen the video then clearly.
"No collisions no hacking.. it's gonna be fair.."
*2 minutes later*
"I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN RUN"
*petition to make junky the mayor so he can finally eliminate the middle class*
Gumball for mayor!!!
Even better president
He'll have to run against schlatt though, non smplive players don't get a say
Wees typing "YOU'RE SILENCING THE PRESS" gives me life.
Flygoniaks when he was a snake and manipulated his fans was also pretty epic.
Asad Parvez wait is this real? whats the story?
irenie watch the video by TurkeyTom about the slazo drama, it’s very eye opening about how much of a snake people can be.
“We can rule them like gods...”
“Angry gods”
11:17 I love how they all just progressed into making larger pillars to assert dominance😂
I want more political communist roleplays where they bribe the media.
I mean, Gumball already said he was gonna eliminate the middle class, so we're already halfway there
Jschlatt sounds, honestly, like handsome jack
Lol this isn’t communism this is literally capitalism
Jake X no it isn’t
MobzillaLongTail yes it is dumbass. Communism doesn’t have a difference in wealth. Greed cannot ever be satisfied under communism. Money in politics can’t be a thing.
This whole video felt like watching a scene from a zombie show where the survivors would argue about who gets to be the group leader
For the next episode we need a "previously on" but extremely over dramatic
This is pure gold for Carson's channel
Make it like those indian sitcoms where they do every fucking windows movie maker effect before continuing
Highly intelligent and interesting political evolution, first you have 19th Century Imperial Monarchism, then 20th Century Italian Fascism, and now, 21st Century SMPLiveism
All Hail JSchlatt
All Hail Jschlatt
All hail Jschlatt!
All hail jschlatt
All Hail Jschlatt
ALL HAIL JSCHLATT
Jschlatt seems to be very fond of becoming a dictator on SMP’s
I want him to go to more smps and become a dictator lol
The First Triumvirate is founded between the three most powerful men in order to gain political control over the people (60. BC, colorized)
Omg this makes so much sense.
Schlatt and Carson are Caesar and Pompey. Judging by the videos they have a love and hate relationship, which might lead to the SMP Civil war.
And nvision is just slowly distancing himself from the two, not being too involved.
Can't wait for the whole server to stab Schlatt 23 times.
@@lostfan10000 "You too, Wilbur?" -Jschlatt, 2020
Belisarius That would mean nvision is Crassus, which also makes a lot of sense, since Crassus, as the richest man in Rome, was response for financing the First Triumvirate.
@@jamiee7367 Yeah Crasuss! I forgot his name. But he was the money behind the operation and wasnt as involved as Caesar and Pompey. Until the Civil war at least where Ted will join Wilbur in overthrowing Schlatt as he assumes complete controll of the Server and crowns himself Augustus of SMP Live.
"All Roads lead to the Cuck Shed"
-Jschlatt
2:09 you cant spell Carson without arson
Or without on
Or without car
Car on son, therefore I must commit arson...
I am remembering more and more about my motives each and every day... Maybe someday it'll all make sense 😞
This reply section is blessed
Or without corn
History.. repeats itself.
Literally every time Jschlatt plays Minecraft he turns into some evil dictator/corporate CEO and tbh he's my favourite dude on the server
20:05 that was a big mistake, If anything were to “happen” to Jschaltt the next guy in power would be Connor. I’ll watch your back there Jschatt you are gonna need some secret service
Jschatt LMAO
“no power” though, only in title
@@lucanavarrete7234 But Schlatt's the only one who can control how much power the title has. Once Schlatt's gone, nobody has the authority to limit Conar
NORMAL COAT then Conar can eat all the pant he wants
You should hire Technoblade to help... get rid of your political enemies
Person Pacman it’s not a democracy without assassination then covered it up as the person missing or suicide
J E F F E R Y E P S T I E N
*69 likes*
Person Pacman what about him he just killed himself
This is kind of funny after the Dream SMP
Carson, you look like a prisoner that belongs in the special education section of the prison.
💀
bruh
r/rareinsults
LMFAO I’m deceased
*wow. I can't say that you're wrong, but just **_wow._*
"Hold on, I'm ascending" that's my new pickup line
"becoming dictators in Minecraft" * shows schlatt *
Well
He’s not wrong
Wood fired pizza. How will pizza support his family of seven now.
of eight*
@@Kahzu no, he has a family of eight, because pizzas have eight slices
TheNamesSnek
He’s the eighth slice, and his family are the other 7
21 minutes and 22 seconds of grown ass men arguing about who’s going to be the mayor in a MINECRAFT server.
This is exactly what I signed up for.
This aged like fine wine.
nah still aged good tbh
2020 election vibes
Imagine driving your bentley around and discussing minecraft business with the boys
17:48 “Ladies and gentlemen, after speaking with our soon to be beloved leader, I want to assure you he has our best interest and heart”
Carson: “true”
Under the chat: “bullshit”
Me: lmao
"Becoming dictators in Minecraft"
Little did Schlatt know
20:27 "русский подарок" Means Russian gift/A gift from Russia
Oh cool, I never knew that.
@@demon_with_coffee7319 bonk
@@defectivepikachu4582 bonk
RED, not BLU, Festivgineer bonk
@@samuelbadger4371 bonk
i love seeing this kinda stuff, cause without realising it, this is a bit of a social expirement isnt it? you have jschlatt, just claiming power for himself, and carson, the server owner who already has power, standing by his side, and then as soon as this becomes public you have a bunch of responses. you got people who revolt, and just get really upset about it. then you have someone who, rather than seeing an unfair balance, sees an opportunity, and immediately approaches these 2 to offer help, knowing that power and trust comes with it, then you have weest, who was just curious about it, he didnt know what to think of it, but he wanted to figure out what was actually gonna go down, and then there's this anonymous donater? some person who wants to help these 2 grow to a position of power, but doesnt wanna get exiled from the crowd that doesnt like that schlatt is claiming all this power, so they just give them some money in a secretive way. i really love this type of shit. i know im just overanalyzing this, but its what i like to do. cant wait to see what happens next with this.
edit: theres obviously also pete, who's probably seen something like this happen before, most likely in a different situation and a different way, but a similar action and a similar response, and he's just laughing at how absurd the whole thing is, because he doesnt actually care about the outcome, or himself having power/lacking power.
When you finally overthrow Schlatt and put him in a gulag, make Stal go in repeat so he has to listen to it every single time he logs back in his cell
Y'all heard of that thing called the Russian revolution right? Well have you heard of the Schlatt revolution?
Loup5264 All I can say about it is two words, Schlatt Coin.
@@morgangriffith5451 schlatt already controls the economy, now he'll control their lives
I’m starting to believe that jschlatt is the protagonist of SMPLive.
Carter Jean
I've believed it ever since AntVenom called him bipolar.
he is both the protagonist and antagonist
@@sheetghosts The anti-hero we never needed.
20:26
“Russian present”
I give it two weeks before smplive becomes synonymous with 2b2t
youngest anarchy smp server
I wonder how many slaves Michael will have
Everybody gangsta until FitMC starts duping
You go to sleep in Poland and wake up in East Germany. You go to sleep in SMPLive annnnd you also wake up in East Germany.
This was all foreshadowing what was to come... we should have taken this as a warning. All hail emperor Schlatt.
I love how he goes to ban poke at 11:15 but changes his mind haha
Looking forward to "Fighting a Civil War in Minecraft"
That already happened on hermit craft
@@serentique yes
20:09 that “yayyy” is so cute
I love Pete in the background watching the chaos unfold
Pete, was never ignorant of the situation, he sits there, watching.
how to get more views:
put jschlatt in the thumbnail
Jschlatt has been boosting a lot of people
You know, if I see my boy Schlatt in the thumbnail, I don't really even have the option to not click on the video.
1:13
“if I was president this- this whole place would be a Third World country, that’s a guarantee.”
*looks over at DreamSMP*
*nervous laughter*
Yup, my predictions were correct.
jschlatt and carson have gone mad with power
you say it like it's a bad thing
Aleo Shaw yeah
"YOURE STEALING
FROM OUR DONATION CHEST?"
I love reading the chat. You always get the most random things.
Weesterner I’m dead 😂
“YOURE SILENCING THE PRESS”
12:42
The editing at 11:12 after pokey pulls down carson is hilarious.
the immediete ban,top teir
I would love it for Carson as a dictator and punishing people ahaha ha
Not for the people
Oh god me too.. I would love to be personally punished by Carson from head to cock in every unpleasant method imaginable 😍
@@nukacm bruh
@@nukacm me too... i mean bruh
Nuka CM this is what I meant by punishment Ngl :|
As king neptune once said
It is even funnier the second time
This stream was like an actual movie - I'm excited to see where this leads.
And thus, the Next Era has arrived in SMP Live
The Era of Schlatt
The streets will run red with CRAM
Everyone: Having a huge political debate
Pete: Starts maniacally laughing
7:55
Carson is a god, just merely watching over the peasants of the server
69th like, nice.
Yeeyee who is this handsome man in your circle ⭕️
If so Sneeg is a god slayer
I was making waffles at midnight and Carson did the echo voice thing and I thought he was my dad coming downstairs to beat me
@@trashy6325 yea i'm pretty much the same
relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Back when SMP roleplays were a joke and not something to know the lore of.
3 schlatt coins says that Jschlatt will be furiously speaking german in the next minecraft video.
Anyone want to bet otherwise?
I bet my cock and balls
You drive a hard bargain sir
HA! i wish.
schlatt's not that dumb, he's not gonna get his channel shoah'd for a bit, lol.
Whoever ascends to power, he must work to get Pizza a new job.
Wood better get capital punishment.
The real Pizzagate
8:57
That is the equivalence to Cell laughing
it upsets me that so much of the destruction at the beginning of the stream was cut out, it really set the mood. showed you just how much chaos carson was willing to unleash lol
He hides it for a reason you know.
..
I'm a simple man. I see video about Carson and Shlatt doing some stuff together, I click
(and as always, sorry for bad English)
Edit: 20:25 "Russian gift". It seems they really are communists
Hi (sorry for my bad English)
“Is something funny Pete?” “Yes!”
jshlatt would never do this i’m literally shaking and crying rn
RazrVI okay
this is sickening