If I had a dollar for every time i heard "And I know that sounds like alot of money, but it really isn't" I'd have 4,000 dollars too, and I know that sounds like alot of money, but it really isn't
Many brands of mouth guards have built-in $10,000 dental insurance for if you wear it properly and still chip/lose a tooth. What the fuck are you smoking?
You know, I went to a private school in Chicago and there were poor people there believe it or not. So the assumption everyone at a private school is rich might be stereotypical but not always true
exodia the forgotten It's called a joke, sweetie. I'm so sorry that you're too dumb to process exaggerated comedy, you'll understand when you're older.
exodia the forgotten Aw, "don't comment back to me" how sad and cute. Also, if you didn't catch the "ever", which means "everyone in time". Trying to make it easier to understand for your pea sized brain.
exodia the forgotten No, it actually took me about 20 seconds, there's this strange thing called "the internet", you're on it right now! But it is a bit slow transferring information, it's very technical, you probably wouldn't understand.
Megan Hess they must have access to jerseys cheaper than 50 dollars. so they earn the difference between their price and 50 dollars, for every 50 dollars donation.
I guarantee that the crocheted beanie thing was just Katie's way of being fun and quirky because they ran out of ideas for the tiers. I can see her seeing her time to shine, her one chance to put her skills to good use doing something other than knitting socks and earmuffs for the 32 cats that live in her parents' basement with her. But then the day comes and they've reached their goal, surpassed it, in fact, and she's given the commission; one-hundred and sixty beanies. The captain smiles at her as he locks her in a cupboard under the stairs with nothing but her supplies, a single bare bulb hanging from the ceiling. "I know it sounds like a lot," he says. "But it really isn't."
One year later: "Congratulations. Saw? It really wasn't a lot": He says as he looks at the skeleton of Katie, who died of starvation, but finished all of the beanies
He does know. He was being Passive. He knows the majority of his audience probably won’t know who Don Knotts is so he down played his knowledge to accommodate for their possible lack of knowledge.
I get people like Harry Potter, but what is the point of actually playing a made up sport for real? You can't even play it properly cuz newsflash, it's freakin fake. Grown ass people running with broom poles between their legs and throwing balls through hoolahoops or something like that is just sad
"An MLG player who can´t play anymore because his broom pole got fucking rammed up is ass.." unlucky me I was drinking water when he said this, spit it all over the PC...
Madra I think there was like 6 to 8 people and brooms can be found on Amaon for 5 dollars and somewhere less than 10 dollars. I'm also pretty sure they could do work by cleaning up people's yards and they would have enough money to buy brooms and other things if they work each day of the time the Kickstarter project lasts.
goodbday11 I was unaware that people sold flying brooms but if the team got their hands on some they would be ahead of all the quidditch players that use normal brooms. Hopefully no one crashes into a wall though or anything else for that matter.
Why is noone talking about the elephant in the room?! They CANNOT play Quidditch, because of the health risks... also because they lack enchanted balls and flying brooms.
In order to play irl quidditch, you need to find a guy with one ball, paint it to look like the quidditch ball, and everyone else can just ride around on giant branches they found.
Unnecessary necessary comment: You can create the bong sound by taking some water into your mouth, looking down and sucking air in while your lips are formed as if you're gonna whistle. Before you judge, try it and annoy people with it.
If I could clone the flat-faced freckle-fucked Flagler Phoenixes Quidditch Team... I'd have fifty thousand flat-faced freckle-fucked Flagler Phoenixes Quidditch Team mates!
I appreciate the fact he muted the TV, that you can see in the reflection of the mirror behind him, for our benefit. He really worked hard on that video.
"We need extra burritos so we can eat more burritos in the future." Funny thing relating to that, I actually stocked up on burritos for the isolation, and yes, I have been eating those burritos and now I have extra burritos I can eat in the future!
This Kickstarter is pointless. Quidditch teams can only be formed by humans, so this guy is clearly wasting his time. He should go back to guard the Philosopher's Stone.
I went to this college for 1 year....saw how obsessed they were with Harry Potter....saw the quidditch matches....and transferred to a different state.
I like how he didn't even bother to turn off the TV, which is reflected in the mirror right behind him. He was just sitting on his couch watching TV and thought, "Hey, I should record a Kickstarter video to buy some brooms and shit."
My friend is on her college Quidditch team. I thought it was just a fun intermural activity, but she takes it SUPER seriously. She even skipped my birthday to go to practice
@@pyramidhead6998 woah you got triggered hard. Idubbbz entire videos are him making fun of people but you need to be a white knight and defend him? You think he cant take a joke?
Heyyyyyyyy. So sweet of you to find the kickstarter! Katie here! You know, the one with the hats. Do it. Make me crochet a billion hats. And Chris? At least he's trying. Like the 100+ other quidditch teams in America. We all just want to have fun.
that dude looks like a pet I used to have... my Favorite Part, is the fact that in the background you can sorta see what he is watching on his TV and a nice view of the Scenic BACK OF HIS HEAD.
How the fuck do you play IRL Quidditch? I can see how the quaffle would work, since it's just a regular ball. But the bludgers and the snitch? Are there 2 guys throwing lead balls at the other players while other 2 have to bat them away? Is there another guy holding the snitch running around while the hunters from both teams try to catch him?
After stumbling on this playlist (and binge watching :D) I am now really paranoid that my Kickstarter will end up in one of these videos xD Keep up the funny!
so i was watching like 8 of these and thought i was reaching the end of them since none were showing up anymore in the suggestions then i saw there is 102 of these and god bless
Hahaha, that's pretty funny because I was just thinking, IDubbbz sounds like Don Knotts when he was doing that voice and then he goes and says he sounds like a mix of Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Don Knotts. Holy shit, I swear I love this dude. I've been watching him for a few years now and he never disappoints when he uploads. He's freaking hilarious. One of the only youtubers that I genuinely get a good laugh out of.
Jesse Donald Knotts was an American actor and comedian, best known for his role as Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, a 1960s sitcom for which he earned five Emmy Awards, and for his role as Ralph Furley on the highly rated sitcom Three's Company from 1979 to 1984.
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If I had a dollar for every time i heard "And I know that sounds like alot of money, but it really isn't" I'd have 4,000 dollars too, and I know that sounds like alot of money, but it really isn't
LOL good one
Meme'd
That was amazing
i need 7 billion dollars. that sounds like a lot, but if everybody gave 1 dollar to me; we'll be there in no time.
I'm proud of that comment.
I think it's a bit late for this dude to get a mouthguard.
That chipped tooth, ewwww
mouthguards don't protect your teeth. They absorb the shock of blows to the head to help prevent concussions.
+ShinyChrome That's not true. I'm not even sure how you would come to that conclusion.
Many brands of mouth guards have built-in $10,000 dental insurance for if you wear it properly and still chip/lose a tooth. What the fuck are you smoking?
To whom are you talking to?
I live in Florida, and I know that Flagler is a private college. If these kids can pay for their private college, they can pay for this crap.
Adrian Walker He's sitting in what looks like a nice fucking house too
@@CaptainCaterpillars :((((((
@@CaptainCaterpillars 3,500*
They don't pay for it. Their mommies and daddies do.
You know, I went to a private school in Chicago and there were poor people there believe it or not. So the assumption everyone at a private school is rich might be stereotypical but not always true
New mission, everyone ever must buy the 25$ package so Katie has to knit a trillion beanies.
exodia the forgotten It's called a joke, sweetie. I'm so sorry that you're too dumb to process exaggerated comedy, you'll understand when you're older.
exodia the forgotten Aw, "don't comment back to me" how sad and cute. Also, if you didn't catch the "ever", which means "everyone in time". Trying to make it easier to understand for your pea sized brain.
exodia the forgotten No, it actually took me about 20 seconds, there's this strange thing called "the internet", you're on it right now! But it is a bit slow transferring information, it's very technical, you probably wouldn't understand.
exodia the forgotten Must I screenshot?
nibletti Did you just call me retarded and not use proper grammar in your sentence..?
He should have said "We need mouthguards so our players don't end up looking like me."
+Otaku Nicca lol
lol
+Otaku Nicca Fist me Daddy!
+Otaku Nicca
I like that Rustle pic.
Get roasted
the fact that he's from florida explains it all
+Kamikazeman1234 I currently live in florida born and raised and I 1d up that
You are obviously very uneducated
The fact I live in Flagler County.
I live in Florida and I saw a group of people playing quidditch on the ucf campus, it was pretty sad.
+WhoToTrus the fact I live 5 miles from the college
Soooo, they have jerseys to send to people that donate money to the team so that the team can buy jerseys. What?
seems legit
Megan Hess they must have access to jerseys cheaper than 50 dollars.
so they earn the difference between their price and 50 dollars, for every 50 dollars donation.
They are probably making some PHAT profit off of it
The secondhand embarrassment hits hard when you show the pictures of them playing it.
I guarantee that the crocheted beanie thing was just Katie's way of being fun and quirky because they ran out of ideas for the tiers. I can see her seeing her time to shine, her one chance to put her skills to good use doing something other than knitting socks and earmuffs for the 32 cats that live in her parents' basement with her. But then the day comes and they've reached their goal, surpassed it, in fact, and she's given the commission; one-hundred and sixty beanies. The captain smiles at her as he locks her in a cupboard under the stairs with nothing but her supplies, a single bare bulb hanging from the ceiling. "I know it sounds like a lot," he says. "But it really isn't."
Golden, my King
Hilarious
One year later:
"Congratulations. Saw? It really wasn't a lot":
He says as he looks at the skeleton of Katie, who died of starvation, but finished all of the beanies
Perfect
I'd like to think this guy's face got messed up because some bully overheard him mention this kick-starter in school
fucking kek
i want to be on a quidditch team,
but alas,
i cannot afford €26.95
I like Dracø Malføy just made my fucking day thank you sir
i dont get it
How dare you
Newt Scamander for deh MehnKraft and Mehds
indiegogo excrement, the little boy in Cairo
edups doesn't even know if Don Knotts exists or not yet he pulled off a perfect impression of him
He does know.
He was being Passive.
He knows the majority of his audience probably won’t know who Don Knotts is so he down played his knowledge to accommodate for their possible lack of knowledge.
theres no way he didnt know who don knotts but no hate to you
@@willynymbus5030 right. There are a lot of videos where he uses more obscure idioms or turns of phrase, he seems like a very knowledgeable guy
*edupes
I get people like Harry Potter, but what is the point of actually playing a made up sport for real? You can't even play it properly cuz newsflash, it's freakin fake. Grown ass people running with broom poles between their legs and throwing balls through hoolahoops or something like that is just sad
truuuuu, but the video game versions are a ton of fun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quidditch_(sport)
+Por Por it should be paralympic. it would be fun to see disabled people play it
+Achalar I would pay to see quadruple amputees with stubs dragging themselves along playing football or something.
Sir Reginald why doesn't your comment have more "likes?" So fucked up, but funny.
This guy looks like a picasso cubism painting
qwertykeyboardqwerty omfg
Brooms
qwertykeyboardqwerty 😭☠️☠️☠️😂
He'd be handsome if you made a few tweaks to him.
*insecurity intensifies*
Baguette on your taint? That sounds like my normal Saturday night.
I hope he'll use some of the money for dental care.
And hopefully fix his right eye, or whatever's going on there.
+Joakim D Yeah he should have made a kickstarter project for that lol
More like facial reconstruction. It looks like he got a broomstick to the side of his face.
+Cortana Nice profile pic dude
S7_ lol
"An MLG player who can´t play anymore because his broom pole got fucking rammed up is ass.." unlucky me I was drinking water when he said this, spit it all over the PC...
Mcgohan
Good
He lost his front tooth from being hit by a broom.
I love watching the idubbbz videos in chronological order and watching the slow descent into madness
He died about 2 years ago
4000$ to fix his teeth
That actually really sounded like Don Knotts
I don't think they need money for brooms because they aren't too expensive and if they get some jobs they should be able to get some brooms easily.
How many players did we see? Is it so hard for them to get part time jobs for a month?
Madra I think there was like 6 to 8 people and brooms can be found on Amaon for 5 dollars and somewhere less than 10 dollars. I'm also pretty sure they could do work by cleaning up people's yards and they would have enough money to buy brooms and other things if they work each day of the time the Kickstarter project lasts.
HomuraAkemiTheHero Nah its the flying brooms that are expensive. :D
goodbday11 I was unaware that people sold flying brooms but if the team got their hands on some they would be ahead of all the quidditch players that use normal brooms. Hopefully no one crashes into a wall though or anything else for that matter.
Or falls off...
Why is noone talking about the elephant in the room?!
They CANNOT play Quidditch, because of the health risks... also because they lack enchanted balls and flying brooms.
+Taxtro dont lie...you can play it...you just have to BELIEVE!
Yep the doctor is right, you just have to run around in your front yard wearing bathrobes and holding scented brooms.
lol
+Taxtro I know right? whats the point then?
In order to play irl quidditch, you need to find a guy with one ball, paint it to look like the quidditch ball, and everyone else can just ride around on giant branches they found.
Unnecessary necessary comment: You can create the bong sound by taking some water into your mouth, looking down and sucking air in while your lips are formed as if you're gonna whistle. Before you judge, try it and annoy people with it.
Used to do that all the time as a child, almost drowned once.
Hallowed Thrall Don't do it while lying down and looking up, Felt like I waterboarded myself lmao
+UraniumSnap nice avatar dude
Turtleman Nice meme
+UraniumSnap I'm just a kid
He has enough extra chromosomes to make another player for his quidditch team.
If I could clone the flat-faced freckle-fucked Flagler Phoenixes Quidditch Team... I'd have fifty thousand flat-faced freckle-fucked Flagler Phoenixes Quidditch Team mates!
Seriously underrated comment.
Remember when bleach meme was cool? Me neither.
🤣🤣
LMAO
I appreciate the fact he muted the TV, that you can see in the reflection of the mirror behind him, for our benefit. He really worked hard on that video.
"We need extra burritos so we can eat more burritos in the future."
Funny thing relating to that, I actually stocked up on burritos for the isolation, and yes, I have been eating those burritos and now I have extra burritos I can eat in the future!
I got a Down syndrome ad before this
the whole video was an ad for downs syndrome
mine was pilipino child begging in da Street
kiki Dino mine was a John Wick 2 trailer, bitch
I got one about cleaning cat piss.
Gagagahshahaha
I live in St. Augustine and I've seen this guy. He looked depressed as shit.
MrCreeper Lol, yeah, I've been to Flagler, and I plan on going to school there, hopefully not everyone there is this much of a geek.
Hey dude, give us an update on him. Has he fixed his snuggle tooth?
Yeah man how's he doing now?
I'd look depressed as well if I looked like that.
Did he died?
Why does Idubbbz always seem like he's incredibly pissed off?
Because he is
because he has crippling depression.
actually, it's a storm drain.
It's because in his videos he deals with idiots, look at his, maxmoefoe and joji's vlogs, he seems like a pretty happy guy!
That’s his secret, captain. He’s always pissed.
Four grand for a new tooth haha
This Kickstarter is pointless. Quidditch teams can only be formed by humans, so this guy is clearly wasting his time. He should go back to guard the Philosopher's Stone.
Did anyone else notice the tv on in the background? This kickstarter was literally an after thought while watching a show.
Those bong sound effects are awesome. Great job idubbz.
iDubbbz's old man impression sounds like the TV Repairman from Pleasantville.
Update: Just realized that he was played by Don Knotts.
That was actually a pretty spot on Don Knotts impression iDubbbz
I speak for all of the Youpubes when I say we need more Jimmy Carter-Bill Clinton-Don Knotts in your videos.
I went to this college for 1 year....saw how obsessed they were with Harry Potter....saw the quidditch matches....and transferred to a different state.
Beautiful campus though
Ian's trying to connect "Gilly Water" with weed somehow yet if he called it "Gillyweed" (it's correct term) then he'd have had a much easier time lol
More like QuidDITCHED am I right?
Please don't kill me
Nice one lol
Off with his head
Shogo Akuji with your head
Lachlan Galavin Off with our heads!
Bumi Satria Pandawa Me first :D
too late for the mouthguard m8 😂
looks like a mouth guard is a bit too late for that guy
GroovingPict gums guard
Gotta protect what's left
Teeth has just left the chat room
I like how he didn't even bother to turn off the TV, which is reflected in the mirror right behind him. He was just sitting on his couch watching TV and thought, "Hey, I should record a Kickstarter video to buy some brooms and shit."
The kickstarted guy didn't turn the tv off lol look at the mirror in the back
+Ethen Rosas porn?
When he named off his impersonation combo it was 100% correct
My friend is on her college Quidditch team. I thought it was just a fun intermural activity, but she takes it SUPER seriously. She even skipped my birthday to go to practice
Looks like he got falcon punched in the face
why are you wearing women's glasses?
GroovingPict why are you subbed to cancerous shit like GradeAUnderA?
Skip To My Lou Fair point
@@pyramidhead6998 woah you got triggered hard. Idubbbz entire videos are him making fun of people but you need to be a white knight and defend him? You think he cant take a joke?
Skip To My Lou yeah that’s not weird at all. Searching through who people are subbed to. Nice.
This was the "lesbian glasses" era of idubbbz
1:00 "I know what you're thinking..."
Did someone step on your head?
Heyyyyyyyy. So sweet of you to find the kickstarter! Katie here! You know, the one with the hats. Do it. Make me crochet a billion hats. And Chris? At least he's trying. Like the 100+ other quidditch teams in America. We all just want to have fun.
Someones triggered that they got called out for begging for money
Chris was trying?? He didn't even turn off his tv before making the video...
"I know that sounds like a lot of money, but it really isn't" must be the most used line on Kickstarter
"Sounds like a lot of"
"MONEY! BUT IT REALLY ISN'T!"
Sounds like you need a new imaginary lighter, man.
Rusty Shackleford oh my god i just fot that. Kudos sir
that dude looks like a pet I used to have...
my Favorite Part, is the fact that in the background you can sorta see what he is watching on his TV and a nice view of the Scenic BACK OF HIS HEAD.
How the fuck do you play IRL Quidditch? I can see how the quaffle would work, since it's just a regular ball. But the bludgers and the snitch? Are there 2 guys throwing lead balls at the other players while other 2 have to bat them away? Is there another guy holding the snitch running around while the hunters from both teams try to catch him?
Maknirak thank you sir. IDEA!
OMG!!!! Lmao I caught a visual of this and I'm dying!!!!!!
That was actually a pretty spot on impression of Jimmy Carter meets Bill Clinton meets Don Knotts, haha.
Gotta love Dubbz
Happy to report this gentleman got his teeth fixed and is now a successful therapist
Shoutout to Don Knotts rip Barney fife
Thats the kid that never wore his retainer, the one the orthodontist always warned you about
From about 4:08 Dubz sounds like the voice actor for Krillin in DBZ Abridged.
It's like a mix of krillin and master roshi
+John Zombi no its Don Knottts
After stumbling on this playlist (and binge watching :D) I am now really paranoid that my Kickstarter will end up in one of these videos xD Keep up the funny!
That kickstarter dude looks like Don Knotts took a bludger to the face.
"It sounds like a lot of money, but really it isnt. That's why I don't have a job yet and am begging on the internet."
he looks cute in a sad/ugly pitbull way.
so i was watching like 8 of these and thought i was reaching the end of them since none were showing up anymore in the suggestions then i saw there is 102 of these and god bless
He looks like Chunk from the Goonies
Colton O'Holley holy shit Colton fuck him up
Up at 3am just takin a trip down memory lane 🙂
God damn Bill Clinton with a water bottle
Hahaha, that's pretty funny because I was just thinking, IDubbbz sounds like Don Knotts when he was doing that voice and then he goes and says he sounds like a mix of Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Don Knotts. Holy shit, I swear I love this dude. I've been watching him for a few years now and he never disappoints when he uploads. He's freaking hilarious. One of the only youtubers that I genuinely get a good laugh out of.
I almost went to Flagler college...glad I didn't
The point of the brooms in Harry Potter was that they let you fly... they didn’t horribly cripple their players and make them look like jackasses.
I swear that water basketball guy sounds like Bill Clinton on helium
Jesse Donald Knotts was an American actor and comedian, best known for his role as Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, a 1960s sitcom for which he earned five Emmy Awards, and for his role as Ralph Furley on the highly rated sitcom Three's Company from 1979 to 1984.
Gilly water? you mean Gilly weed?
Actually, it's a storm drain
Clint Beastwood no, gillywater is a drink in HP
Volts The Shiny Shinx ... gilly weed is a weed in HP
It's been nearly a decade, but Don Knotts was the guy who played Barney in the Andy Griffith Show. Your impression does in fact sound like him.
Alright Don Knots
only on this rewatch did i realize @movieflame did this project, i love the lore videos, what a crossover
Idubbbz it looks like you painted the front and top part for your head to look like hair.I wish i had that much MLG talent to paint like that :)
I love when IDUBBZ just smiles he looks so happy. Good to see he is himself
What if Idubbbz just pulled out a bong and started toking😂
4:04 I lost it. I lost... it. Omfg HIS VOICE XD
Bottlebasket will be the new thing
Henceforth, Gillyweed shall now be known as Gillywater
I just realised that I have the same glasses as idubs
The suggestion of the Harry Potter bake sale had me rolling 🤣 chocolate frogs for sale
Oh god, not the iDumpster :3
He coming to pick up all the Kickstarter trash.
I'd love to play quiddich in real life, if it were possible and real. I guess we'll have to settle for *lacrosse*.
Is that Quasimodo? Someone has to have said that by now.
He looks so damn cute how he pushes up his glasses
If your forehead was a dial your widows peak would be pointed at “lose a turn”
3ish years later and i still love it
4:02 is that bill clinton explaining his new game?
I feel like the over sensitive people of 2023 would absolutely hate this man. This is gold
Kickstarter for iDubbz getting a bong.
The whole fun about quidditch was flying around on the brooms.....
Anyone else distracted by the T.V mirror shot?
4:06 channeling his inner Jimmy Stewart and Don Knotts love child
I think IQA might mean International Quiddich Association...
No i tink u lie
Wasn't feeling the last couple of these, it felt like u weren't interested but this one was fucking brilliant. Great job mate