brooklyn 99 lines that were made 10x better by the delivery | Comedy Bites
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- Some of the all-time greatest quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine were made iconic by the delivery from the likes of Captain Holt (Andre Braugher), Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio). Check out our favourites!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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the interaction between holt and terry where terry says "I've solved a lot of cases for you" and captain holt goes "yet crime has continued.." not being here is a violation.
It’s in every other compilation
@@Batmonthesequel it should be in more, i want to hear it until my brain melts from ears
@@MTheBasementReaderLMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed
Every Holt delivery is perfect
Andre Braugher was a fucking legend
"CASE"
@@chuckwagon3718 I'm still not used to the "was" 😭
@@chuckwagon3718 he *is* a legend
Of course, he’s Captain Holt.
“do you know what it means to clap back raymond?
be 👏 cause 👏 i 👏 do 👏
The acting is really what made this stand out.
Andre Braugher, truly made the stoic funnyman work.
Yas, queen.
This show could have so easily been just a parody of being a police officer, but instead it takes the right things seriously and made the characters feel like real, quirky people
And it’s incredible 🫡
Comedy Bites make a B99 video without the “bone” scene challenge impossible
Lol right
Andre Braugher had such an impeccable way of delivering lines and his acting, both the subtle ones and the over-the-top ones were SOOO great. Forever will be missed.
The fact that half of these are Holt is neither surprising nor unwelcome
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because no one... will ever believe you."
"yoooUUU embarrassed yOURSELF. in front of derek jeter." had to be in there it's absolutely glorious
The ad break just before holt says "velvet thunder" is a crime I can't forgive
My literal response was "How fucking dare you, the man has passed!" 😭
Lol didn't happen to me so I'm happy
Petition to rename this to "Andre's Perfect Delivery Hits Every Time"
"im pretty sure thats a dog"
"ya it was dark...."
God that's such a good line.
‘Twas a cat
You will not win me over with your use of "twas"
@@stepha2642’twasn’t trying to
Oh my god I thought I was following her
@@insertcreativenamehere492 KASE!
"You're crazy, how'd you pull this off!!"
This will forever be one of my favourite B99 moments.
What was it????
@@jackdavincihe moved the podium a half inch to the left
Yes Kevin they moved it a FULL half inch
“I’m a human! I’m a human male!”😂😂😂 Yep, spoken exactly like a human.😉
How.. dare.. you.. Detective Diaz I am
Your .. superior.. officer
BOONEE!!!
@@jonarysrodriguez287what happens in my bedroom is none of your business
BOOOOOOONEEEEEEE
@@djordjevicmakaDon't ever speak to me like that
“Oh. Oooh, ooh n… noooo”
Iconic
BOYLE SCREAMING
K!LL URSELF TROY 😂😂😂😂
HAD ME SO FAR PAST CAUGHT OFF GAURD 😂😂😂
I KNOW
It’s like WHOA GOD DAHMN Charles that’s too much!!
"K A S E !"
This is one of my favorite line reads. That and “PAAINNN.” I’ve never seen an actor that could make one-word lines so complicated and perfect.
0:50 The out-of-place stock sounds of an office is so unintentionally funny
😂😂The 2nd zoom in on Jake's face had me dying
What do you mean by "unintentionally "? XD
Andre is such a force! He delivers every sentence with such gravitas
rip Captain 🙏🏼
The bone scene is in pretty much every video but I can’t argue with the fact that it literally fits everywhere 😂
"I'm going to call the cops!"
"I AM THE COPS"
had me in stitches
How this show isn’t just them giggling at their own lines for the entire run time, I’ll never know. So funny.
Terry saying expecting so little from scully and then him still being disappointed is so funny hahajaha😂
The beginning of the video is my favorite, “sold a guy a fake pecanese, twas a cat.”
Pekingese
"'Twasn't trying to" always gets me
Yas queen 'snap' to Terry still slays me.
5:26 OH MY GOD JAKE WHAT DID WUNTCH DO TO YOU
Thought I had issues with my phone for a second. Good to know I'm not alone.
"You wanna know how I got these scars"
I thought I spilled sharpie on my phone
"CASE!" always absolutely kills me
BUT HOLT'S "What's up" in a sultry voice and Jake like 😳 in the background, iconic.
I love how Holt was in pratically in all of the clips... Andre was truly that great 💔
StOp EAtiNG cRAb wROnG!
The let’s break in to the fbi has the same energy and as Jake and Charles saying nikolaj
honestly i love that joke format and those aren't even the only instances of it, there's another one where holt and rosa practice saying "i'm sorry"
No, it’s Nikolaj
May Andre Braugher Rest In Peace.
6:45 by far my favourite Boyle line
1:46 ....Dddddddderek 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The pump scene has me in stitches every time 💀
it must hav e took like 2000 takes to shoot that weist infection scene..i would have broke everytime..
Holt was an excellent character beautifully portrayed. RIP Andre
"'twas a cat" makes me snort-laugh every single time 😂
Velvet Thunder
The bone scene will never not be funny because of Santiago reaction.
Unsurprisingly, this is 90% Holt
“KYS TROY”
that’s not something i’d expect to hear from boyle
So 7 min of Holt and bit of the others lmao.
pump pump... how's your...pump? always kills me
Twasnt trying to
THAT BUMMED ME OUT MAHNN
I fully expect BONE to be here.
Read this as he was screaming Bone
Love how most of these are from captain Holt
There are three moments in this show that genuinely make me laugh out loud every single time: both the guitar screams, and Holt’s “CASE!”
Watch. As I do a dance. To your name.
d d d d d d d d derek
„Dat really bummed me out man“ is amazing 💀
5:37 and there it is
5:54 Amy in fetal position in the chair rocking 🤣
If you don't include Kevin saying "absolutely NOT!" to Jake describing the plot of The Rock during their stay at the safehouse, or Gina telling Hitchcock he's "a stone cold atrocity" at her mom's wedding to Lynn Boyle, your list is incomplete.
The idea of Holt and Peralta having so many of the same cultural touchstones and geeking out over so many of the same action and cop films is just so heartwarming. God I miss Andre Braugher
RIP Andre, absolutely amazing actor.
the punch in zooms after "wiest infection" are. hilarious
What about: "I just....erased....everything."
So this is just a video of Andre Braugher being brilliant got it
KASE
4:42 “twitter thinks you’re a bot!” “Why?! I am a human. A human male!” Hmm that’s exactly what a bot would say 😂
I love this show so much
ive re watched the entire series 3 times...
If I had a nickel for every Allstate guy in this compilation I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
“BUT YOU SMUSHED THE BREAD!”
Velvet Thunder will never cease to elicit something in me
I'm just surprised everyone forgot Jake had mumps when they were trying to get pregnant.
6:51 shocked me when I first heard because it’s just so out of Boyles character
Stop eating crab wrong! 😂😂
I love how Amy continues shuddering while Rosa is standing like idc what these idiots do while Holt is going into complete psycho mode😂😂
This B needs a C in her A! 😂😂
"Twas a Cat"
6:44 is incredibly underrated. I love Angry Boyle
6:51 caught me completely off guard
“Yes sarge” “okay sarge” “come on man”
I got an ad right in the middle of the BONE?! line, and now I fully understand how Cpt Holt felt.
You are missing the best joke in the series.
“Do you know the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer?
The discrimination.”
- A joke by Raymond Holt
Lmao that pump scene was soooo funny
3:11 is AMAZING
“From now on, the only blackmail I want anything to with, is you 🙂”
Jake's Jamaican accent 😂😂😭
half of the video being holt >>>>>
casting a shakespearean actor as Holt will forever have been the right move
Love how many of these were Holt! ❤
the fight between Charles and Troy makes me laugh every time:
"i should call the cops!"
"oh you gonna call the cops??-"
"yeah i'm gonna call the cops!!"
"I AM A COP!!!"
"oh you're a COP now!!!!"
the dialogue is gold 😂
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THEY ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED NIKOLAJ SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY?? (i watched it in german and they pronounce it EXACTLY the same which makes it even funnier )
i think half of the appeal to holt's character was braugher's ability to act completely outside of the whole "hard-@ss cop" role
LIKE YEAST!!!!
Why does the video end? WHY DOES THE VIDEO END?
The fact that this is mostly holt 😂😂
Love how this is mostly Captain Holt
2:00
Ohhhhhh.. ohhhhh... noooooooo...
Rip Andre 🙏
I think there needed to be more Terry scenes lol
I knew "BONE?" would be on the list.
Oh Andre, we miss you so. 💔
"... CASE!!"