Alternate Universe Corvus | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ค. 2024
- Once upon a time in another universe, you find yourself at a facility known by the abbreviation of A.S.M.R., where you undergo the new patient intake process with one Doctor Corvus, whose appearance vaguely reminds you of someone, but whose voice is unfamiliar.
00:00:00 Welcome, New Patient!
00:02:58 This Week's NWO Stipend
00:06:12 Reviewing Your Chart
00:12:43 Health Questionnaire
00:16:50 About Corvus' Family
00:18:28 Resuming the Questionnaire
00:19:57 Oral Exam
00:20:58 Eye Exam / About Corvus' Genetics
00:22:16 Eye Exam I
00:26:03 Eye Exam II (Eye Chart)
00:27:43 Mending the Broken Patients
00:28:44 Physical Checkup (Heart, Lungs, Brain)
00:33:40 The Purpose of the A.S.M.R.
00:34:48 Treatment I: Leather Gloves
00:38:18 Treatment II: Founding Doctor Statue
00:42:03 Treatment III: Large Rubber Duckie
00:46:46 Treatment IV: Calming Hand Movements
00:47:55 Treatment V: Negative & Positive Energy
00:49:02 Treatment VI: Corvus' Jacket
00:50:13 New Patient Gift
00:52:55 Have We Met Before?
00:54:02 Concluding the Intake Process
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So the terrible accident that left Corvus hideously scarred in the main universe turned this universe's Corvus into a deep one? Such deep lore
@@m0-m0597 🤣😐
turns out Corvus was always a deep one, the accident that left him scarred in our universe was when his transformation from deep one to human (to blend in of course) went wrong. In this universe he never had to undergo the procedure. Since Arkham is in Alabama the locals just assumed his mother and sister were the same person.
@@louthinator BRO
LMAO
@@m0-m0597 accident, my friend, not accent.
“Wait, so it’s both Dave _and_ Corvus?”
“Well, yes, but actually no”
Alternate universe Corvus is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
The prodigal child returns!!!
My my, it's been a while
For me, it is the BigMac. The best fast food sanswich.
@@DashzRight maybe it’s the way you’re dressed?
@@spirited_night double meat and a lotta sauce?
So unlike Corvus in the central universe, this version of him is a Deep One and talks with a southern, "Foghorn Leghorn" accent instead of a European one. Seems about right, I guess.
It’s in Alabama, so everyone just assumed his mom met her husband at a family reunion.
I was about ready to hear Corvus say, “I say, I say, boy’s about as sharp as a corn dog.”
I assume the crawling chaos can change forms at will so I imagine each universe he simply creates a different persona as he likely did something chaotic like pick an identity from a hat
This video made me want *even more* a new Margaret video. The Alternate Universe Plague Doctor Margaret holds so much potential.
So, the white Corvus mask with the red wig, or a plastic mask painted similar to Margaret's, but in the shape of a plague doctor mask?
I can see it now!
Yeah and the opportunity as an asmr too, it’s the Margaret’s garden video with the audio style of Corvus’ mask
Your prayers got heard!
Asking you shall receive
I can handle a fish man from the deep dark depths of the oceans, or a plague doctor with an unspeakably mangled face underneath the mask, but a southern-accented corvus... Now that, that is enough to make me tremble. And I've lived in Texas for a good chunk of my life!
He sounds very east texan. I was waiting for him to say oil (ol).
He sounds like a fallout npc maybe from a casino
Fantastic idea. But I feel sorry for newcomers to this channel - they would miss how DEEP is the lore
Do you have any videos of this deep lore?
@@kellydean3456 all the videos before this one
Extremely oldcomer and I still never know what's going on here bc I skip a third of the videos and fall asleep to the ones I watch
@@Fuschiawhispers literally same, like i have a note on the lore of these videos but it’s probably a year if not 2yrs old at this point, and even then i didn’t watch everything so i can’t say i know it all
@@kellydean3456 all videos with Corvus, Dave, Margareth starting 2014...
I'm still in awe at how you can do all these different accents wearing such complex masks. Respect.
to be fair, the most you do when alternating accents is position your tongue differently.
It's not the Dave I was looking for, but it'll do. Miss these classic RPs.
It's not Dave, it's Corvus lmao
Corvus in an alternate universe
Didn’t know it was an alternate universe until he said “free healthcare.”
I’m from mobile Alabama and you sound exactly like the dentist I went to for my entire childhood. I’m honestly amazed at the accent but I can tell you that very few Alabamians under the age of 60 actually sound like this funnily enough. I will have to take points off for calling carbonated drinks “soda or pop” instead of “coke”
This is the best Matthew McConaughey cosplay I've ever seen.
It’s alright, alright, alright
Makes me wonder how the professor behaves in this universe, since it's a resort instead of a sanitarium I imagine that he's called "the manager" and is incredibly clumsy but still doing is best
At 21:30 members of my family actually talk exactly like this. My great grandpa and great uncle. Literally have to focus harder than anything else in my life just to catch enough to decipher the general topic
Dave with a deep southern drawl is very much _blursed_
Gave me a hearty chuckle Rift :)
This is the most creative man on the internet. Period.
That accent was amazing and relaxing!! If you find the time you’ve got to bring this character back! Thanks for all the hard work you put in.
Can officially confirm that I want more southern tingles 🤌🏻
Yes, FINALLY Corvus is back! Love this character so much!
No southern corvus is back
I knew the ERU was expansive indeed but I never expected to discover a Dukes of Hazard character’s cousin in one of his videos!
i am entranced by this tie of yours, the colour contrast with the rest of the palette is mesmerizing
Wow, this universe seems great. An N.W.O that makes everything free and gives people stipend. This is the universe that I would visit
I wonder if eventually they'd try to liberate other universe's?
I dunno man I more of a liberal lefty man, so I ain’t really trusting the NWO type government.
Genuinely curious how Paul hasn't taken up voice acting or something. I feel like I could make a game and he could literally voice every character
I'm pretty sure he starred in a few movies
@@mrbootystealer5712 has he actually? What movies?
@@Nathan55411 my proof got deleted by TH-cam
@@mrbootystealer5712 just list some movies my guy, don't need to link anything
@@mrbootystealer5712 Yeah, tell us!
I'm not familiar with Corvus but I will mention something about the multiverse. According to string theory research, there could be up to 10^500 different universes with each one having completely different laws of physics which might mean universes where there are additional forces or fewer forces or where the EM, Weak, and the strong nuclear forces don't exist at all. And there would be universes taking on different values for the mass, charge, spin of particles. And there would be many universes in which matter doesn't exist at all. And by the way 10^500 universes is much much larger than a googol. A googol is 10^100. And 10^500 is a 1 followed by 500 zeroes which I will not be writing out.
Also, if time is assumed to be endless, while matter is not, all possible constellations of particles would exist at some point, which means that in some distant future and/or past, there could be a world in which Corvus would watch ASMR videos about us.
@@-Jari- Yep. That's true. Also, there's this idea of an eternally recurrent universe in which our own universe could reset itself far into the future and we'd be forced to relive this exact life over and over again, ad infinitum, and by "far into the future" I mean at least one Googleplex years into the future. That's 10^10^100 years which is truly an unfathomably gargantuan number. If you could visualize how large that number is, your brain would literally collapse and form a black hole. In fact, I believe there are about 10^80 particles in the observable universe so a googolplex is SO LARGE that you can't write it out in full form (1000000...) in that format. You have to write it in exponentiated form because there's not enough room in the universe to write out that number in full form.
I'd love to see sources on this. Perhaps there are other universes with laws separate to ours, but as it stands, the many-worlds hypothesis only says that a particle's wave-function doesn't collapse when it is measured, and only that our measurement affects which perception we experience, so there are simply other "worlds" where our experience was a different random one following the function of the particle. The laws of physics themselves remain the same, only the effects of those laws are split into other "worlds" because we cannot perceive every outcome at once.
@@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8 There's different levels of multiverses. I don't buy the many worlds approach. It's basically the idea that you, me, everyone has infinitely many copies in an infinite number of parallel universes and within each one we could be living a slightly different life. Rather, I think there could be separate universes where there are universes that have different laws of physics in the same way that there's a lot of planets in the universe that have different conditions that are not suitable for our form of life. We happen to find ourselves in a universe such that the laws of physics is conducive for our form of life otherwise we couldn't be here.
@@StaticBlaster It's possible, but fundamentally unprovable, so there's really not much of a point to entertaining the thought imo
As a southerner myself, I can clarify that this is how every single medical visits goes. Nothing more, nothing less. However the doctor being a “being of the lake” so to speak, only happens every once and a while.
Subtitles for an hour long video?! You're a blessing, Uncle Rift.
“As long as you ain’t friends with them… brothers.”
Fits the accent perfectly
If you turn on the closed captions, it adds something
Timestamp?
Corvus as a deep one? In an alternate universe? Yo Rift, your lore is legitimately thickens
I'm not caught up with the Ephemeral Rift Lore, but they have a cool tie :)
Ooh, this is a different voice! I'm looking forward to seeing how this one goes 😁
I like this. It doesn't feel like this is either Dave or Corvus, but it is a relaxing and engaging video at the same time somehow? Either way, thanks for the great video!
@@kilo3989 this universe is so different the NWO made stuff free and didn't ban anything. I think corvus (who is maybe in control of this universes sanitarium?) Who looks like Dave and has a southern accent isn't the oddest thing in this universe. I'm more worried where our favorite sanitarium owner and Cthulhu cultist is in this timeline.
Alternate corvus be like ," yes we will begin the body modification immediately"
It’s the accent to me. It’s giving salesman/spokesperson vibes.
Alternate universe Man Clones: "Don't imagine, we're banning everything you enjoy."
More Corvus content is always a pleasure.
ER is really one of the greatest youtubers. Regular content, similar content style while remaining unique per video, commitment to original ideas, and the will do make new and fresh things to entertain his subscribers
Never thought the southern accent would be this good for asmr, thank you for this wonderful discovery.
Paul! Hello my name is Gabriel, I’ve been watching your stuff for about I believe five to six years or so and I’m 22 now.
Have my own son and at this point life is pretty crazy, but I love how you did it all. ASMR, Dark Souls, creating lores with as much depth as Dark Souls, and I’ve just recently seen your photography, BEAUTY!
Thank you for your continuous creation of thoughtful content, and Hope you have a good one.
The opposite of German plague doctor is apparently Alabama deep one
Alternate does not always mean opposite.
I am... deeply concerned if ephemeral rift will ever go creatively bankrupt.
And he probably never will.
With the ideas he can conjure, impossible.
This preposes more titles that ASMR can stand for in other universes and that's fantastic
14:43 You really got me there Uncle E! I was listening to the vid and when it cut off I picked up my phone to see what happened 😂
Does anybody else get as excited as I do when ER posts a new video... I get the notification across my phone and immediately my day has changed for the better. Wholesome, phenomenal content.
Ahh, it’s possible the only difference between this universe and the based universe could be where Corvus was born, instead of somewhere near/in Europe, this one was located in Alabama. The difference of appearance could have resulted from the location and geological incidences that are different in each location (i.e. Radioactive waste vs the plague).
I’m sorry but I do not think I can accept anything other than your friendly local plaguedoctor with dubious medical skills and incredible manners
As a Texan, I can 10/10 confirm there’s nothing wrong with this video. Carry on.
I'm obviously loving the alternate lore of these characters, but honestly, the best part is that I can relax imagining a world where things are free.... And other things along with that. It's a nice peaceful place instead of the hell world I feel like we're living in. Been so stressed out and listening to this feels really nice. This corvus has really chill vibes, like a mix between Bob Ross and Mr Rogers with a southern accent.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to my next free nwo package. Wonder what's coming after a pair of shoes?
I love the Dave content so much, it’s my absolute favorite series.
This is such a great video, I'm gonna wind up listening to it 3 more times. I love the voice and the lore
This video was outstanding, The acting, the audio, the concept. Bravo!
No way iam watching you for 7 years since 2014, that is unreal how the time goes.
The new voice was really relaxing hope to see a part 2 plus the dukes of hazard jokes were funny too
I screamed wen I saw this so happy he is back!!
I hope we get to see more of this alternate universe!
can we appreciate the fact that this ENTIRE video is completely captioned??? Goddamn. Huge props.
Thank you so much for the subtitles 🙌🏻
21:30 the mumbling/indiscernable soft speaking was absolutely 🤤 MORE, ER!!
That Cajun unintelligible soft spoken bit was superb
That tie is just fabulous ✨
Only the upmost elegance in creativity Mr. Rift !
Nice to see Corvus is back!
Oh yess i was just looking for a nice corvus video, i love the twist!
0:48 I laughed so hard bc that handshake looked like those weird long handshakes 😂
Asmr will always be relaxing
Thank you sir! My hands are very tense and strong! A lot of people I meet dont even shake firmly
Thanks for always being here rift as I've grown up. You'll always be a cherished part of my life.
corvus went from bratwurst to brisket, i see
Long time view here, been watching ever since you upload the " Get to know me " Video 10 years ago.
" Squoshy " now thats what i call a hilarious word 🤣
When you said " Now what does Squoshy mean " I almost died.
I couldnt define that word if I tried🤣
Keep up the great work. Your creativity is uncapped and unmatched ! Its been an honor to see you grow and become a Legend in the ASMR community 🙏
YES, HE IS BACK!
This is so cool!
Your videos are great! I could never make asmr as good as yours!
The Deep one (Dave) is one of my favorites, I love your videos and hope to see more Cthulhu
Thought this was the Doctor Who channel from the thumbnail. This video is so fun!
quality sound is amazingggg
Omg, early to a corvus video!!! Alternate Universe Corvus is still Corvus! We support the birdman even if he's a fish!
As someone who talks with that accent all the time purely for comedic purposes, i have never related more to a character
Yes my prayers have gone answered more of Corvus
I feel like Alternate universe Corvus and G-man would get along very well.
they both have that... tingle
Another vid, another masterpiece
Excellent
As a resident of the State of Alabama, its comforting to know there there is canonically an Arkham Sanitarium in my state
Amazing! I was just thinking of you.
Happy 4th of July Mr.Rift!
The voice and accent fits sooooooo well with the mask
YOOOO ive been waiting for another Corvus video. its been too long.
Idk why but this is one of the most tingly videos I've seen in years. Must be the accent or something
this video idea is so creative absolutely love it 💕🥰
I never comment on as r vids so this true ly stunning 💜💜
Corvus has to be my favourite character!
There's now an ERU Bo and Luke Duke, an ERU Hazzard County, and an ERU General Lee. Let the imaginations run wild.
Props to whoever did the subtitles.
Edit: Question for ER, what happenes when two parallel universes bleed into one another?
I may need to go find some other male southern US ASMRtists after this lol
Been a while since we got a Arkham Sa- I mean Alabama Southern RP ASMR, great work as usual Rift :D
I actually like this much better than the main universe. It's so friendly and happy, so much better than the dystopia of the main universe.
I see how he did Arthur Morgan so good ! This accent is excellent!
I love this!
Thumbnail: Dave
Title: Corvus
Me: Confused
Thanks for the heart!
Amazing!
Amazing
YEESSS!!! I love Dave
That dukes of hazzard reference made me throw my pillow
This made my week. I’ve been craving more Corvus whispers. Even alternate southern Corvus 🌸