I own an MX rifle for home defence, since that's what NATO intended. Four Greenbacks break into my FOB. "What the devil?!", as I grab my Combat Helmet and MX 3GL. Blow a 40mm-sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my P07 on the next man, it misses him entirely (because it's ass) and nails the neighbors' goat. I have to resort to the Titan AT launcher mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with a high-explosive warhead. "Tally ho, lads!" The explosion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix my IMS bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on CSAT to arrive, since Improved Melee System is not compatible with ACE Medical. Just as NATO intended.
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I own an MX rifle for home defence, since that's what NATO intended.
Four Greenbacks break into my FOB. "What the devil?!", as I grab my Combat Helmet and MX 3GL. Blow a 40mm-sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my P07 on the next man, it misses him entirely (because it's ass) and nails the neighbors' goat.
I have to resort to the Titan AT launcher mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with a high-explosive warhead. "Tally ho, lads!" The explosion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Fix my IMS bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on CSAT to arrive, since Improved Melee System is not compatible with ACE Medical.
Just as NATO intended.
Wait ‘til we get home.
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