"A gas leak at the orphange, sounds like a job for me - THE HUMAN TORCH." Josh Widdicom's joke was prob the funniest for me in Scenes Wed Like To See - Superhero film
On the reverse, I'd like to see them announce themselves as the Fantastic Four with some one who is not traditionally a member of the group, then Invisible Woman punches someone into a car and becomes visible again. So that they could go "Oh yeah, sorry about that, we just recently became the Fantastic Five. Forgot."
he was crap live - lots of chat about baby poo - not funny - just a filler tour with no good jokes. hes better on tv with well rehearsed responses to other people's leads
@@guyhunter2877 Basically what Alan Davies is like, never makes his own jokes and always steps on others because he's an original liability. I don't like Alan Davies, just in case you didn't know 😅
zact lee a lot of the time the comments ive read on these vids are just as funny as the jokes in the video. we all have opinions but let people do what they want, the flash joke made me laugh
"We meet at last, electric man" "Er, no mate, I'm *the* electric man. You said something about needing some wiring installed on the doomsday device?" "Oh, yeah...erm...carry on then..."
My entry (this is before Endgame): After achieving his goal of snapping and destroying half of all life in the universe, Thanos felt like he had nothing to do anymore. He was the most feared adversary the Avengers had come across, but he felt bored once he defeated them. So he got a job presenting Mock the Week.
@@bluebear1985 Exactly. I'm just guessing there's no Stark Tower in Boise. At the very least, the closest Superhero to foil your evil plans would have to fly in from Seattle. I actually wrote my own Superteam in Saint Louis. Why? Because it's faster to fly from there to San Diego than from New York, or vice-versa. West Coast Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers... Okay, now what if somebody attacks Saint Louis, and shuts down shipping along the entire Mississippi river corridor? How long do we have to stop them? Okay, maybe it might be nice to have someone who doesn't have to fly thousands of miles to stop him.
@@zlee001 It's a 🏏 cricket term...Second popular sport in the world....If a batsman hits the ball and it reachs the boundary without touching the ground it's a Six/6 If not it's a four, fielder's will try to stop it ....Fantastic,Good,brilliant, stylish and so on words are added/used to highlight the technique and style with which the batsmen has hit the ball... It's🏏 Cricket.
Ed Byrne stole my joke! When he said 'I, Thor...' I immediately thought of Tweety Pie. He must have traveled to the future with a mind-reading device stole it before retconing me and traveling back to the past to make it You owe me royalties Ed!!!
Nothing in this section will ever beat Frankie Boyles "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...well whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade centre"
"I, Doctor Doom, will rule the earth and you won't stop me!" "Doctor who?" "NO for crying out loud! It's spelt D-O-O-M = DOOM! Why does everyone keep calling me that?!!"
Entry: *as Jeremy irons* so batman, you think you could let me in on this mission, I think I could.........siiiiigh, suddenly die hard feels like a very long time ago
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The suggestions for jokes in these comments really make you appreciate how good professional comedians are...
You realize the delivery and *laughing sounds* makes a huge difference right?
I would like your comment but you're on 666
Tedison yeah, i relaize that. the comments still aint funny.
@@joeygenes written joke can be funny. Generally not these ones
r/murderedbywords
"A gas leak at the orphange, sounds like a job for me - THE HUMAN TORCH."
Josh Widdicom's joke was prob the funniest for me in Scenes Wed Like To See - Superhero film
2:06
"Hey, spider-man, hi. I got a STI so when you said you were swinging around New York what exactly did you mean?"
I CRACKED UP
I didn't understand this one though... is it culture for New York or something? can you explain it?
@@BasilRefaey80 STI is a sexually transmitted disease, and swinging around is slang for having sex with a lot of people
swinging basically means sleeping around
would've worked better with "I have an STI" at the end IMO
web on laptop screen was a good one
He stole my name...
Are you made of kale?
r/beetlejuicing
Tarish Sen stop linking subreddits outside of reddit
A lot of girls call me the incredible hunk.
"I Thor I Thor a puddy tat" is probably one of the best lines I've ever seen on one of these
Simple things...
“I have collected all of the infinity stones and that means that I’m entitled to a free coffee”
Me: and make it snappy
Half cream, half sugar, perfectly balanced...
James Samson if it’s half cream and half sugar, how would you get any coffee in there?
@@JamesSamson487 *as all things should be*
@@bluebear1985 ...how is that a reference to endgame?
Ba-dum Tish! Love it!
'I am Thor, and next year, I will be five.'
*thive, surely
Some people say Patient Man is still waiting for his time to come
lol
2:51 I guess it was *too soon*
He was referring to a children's football team that got stuck in a cave in Thailand a while ago.
yeah but how is it funny ?
We already know they survived though I don't think it's that controversial
A diver who tried to rescue them didn't survive
I’m Batman and I now face my deadliest enemy...laryngitis
Throat cancer!
"I used to be Thor, but the swelling has mostly gone down and I'm able to sit comfortably again."
Michael Scott no he isn’t 😂😂😂
The swelling went up
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I really should know, I'm air traffic control."
LOL
"The police have everything perfectly under control"
Really good one
LOL
1:35, "I have collected all the infinity stones, and I believe that means I'm entitled to a free coffee" 🤣🤣
0:59 - Underrated. The cough itself was funny and the voice after that a great subversion.
Thanos casually sipping a latte after destroying half of the universe
“Nothing of interest has happened in New York this week.”
I'd love to hear a villain say "It's the Fantastic Four". *Knocks out/kills one* "Oh, sorry, Fantastic Three."
On the reverse, I'd like to see them announce themselves as the Fantastic Four with some one who is not traditionally a member of the group, then Invisible Woman punches someone into a car and becomes visible again. So that they could go "Oh yeah, sorry about that, we just recently became the Fantastic Five. Forgot."
@@diehardrvdfan22 which is why your name does not appear on the credits.
@@guyhunter2877 What do you mean? Sorry?
“Oop! Fantastic tw-sorry, Fantastic one-Oh! ... well I suppose we’ll have to cancel the show.”
They did this before, Frankie Boyle said "is it a bird, is it a plane? Whatever it is it's heading straight for the world trade center!"
"Where are the criminals? I can't seem them! I'm blind as a bat, man!"
Is it a bird ?,is it a plane ?,whatever it is it's heading for the world trade center
techguy138 that was used before but a while ago
@@imogensymes4305 yeah I know I was referencing it ,it's from Frankie Boyle
techguy138 I was actually trying to find it 😂
@@ericolens3 r/woosh
3 El Tercero r/whoosh much?
The infinity stone one was gold
😂😂yeah
Ed Byrne... always making me laugh with whatever he says. :) that puddy tat joke! Tweety would be proud of you.
he was crap live - lots of chat about baby poo - not funny - just a filler tour with no good jokes.
hes better on tv with well rehearsed responses to other people's leads
@@guyhunter2877 Basically what Alan Davies is like, never makes his own jokes and always steps on others because he's an original liability. I don't like Alan Davies, just in case you didn't know 😅
The first one was gold!
My entry:
"Oh no! Central City is on fire, what are we going to do?
...Please install Flash."
I don't get it
@@AutomaticDuck300 The Flash is the hero of central city.
The joke is instead of the flash, central city needs to install Adobe Flash.
Can people Please not write their own jokes in the comment. They are so not funny.
zact lee a lot of the time the comments ive read on these vids are just as funny as the jokes in the video. we all have opinions but let people do what they want, the flash joke made me laugh
"We meet at last, electric man"
"Er, no mate, I'm *the* electric man. You said something about needing some wiring installed on the doomsday device?"
"Oh, yeah...erm...carry on then..."
Bruce banner: here is my permission slip
Teacher: thank you
Bruce Wayne: here is my permission slip
Teacher: why haven't your parents signed it
Hamish Austin Bruce Banner has the same problem.
I believe Bruce and Clark have been lying because they've had the same mother's name sign both
"I thor..." it's always great when Ed Byrne is on form. 🤣
Reminds me of whose line is it anyway almost brought me to tears just thinking about the old days
A cricket reference
Hurray
Really liked the new female comedian in both of this week's SWLTS
There’s a Thai football team in the bat cave 😂😂😂😂
I am the worlds most useless superhero. I am thoughts and prayers man!
XD LOL
Or the even more useless superhero Atheist Jokes Man!!
@@Ravenofthedog *shrug* at least atheist jokes make me laugh! I have evidence of that lol
The Bibleman!!!
No seriously this is a thing look it up
@@Ravenofthedog lol ....i agree 100% lol
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s “a” me, MARIO!
1:10 it is ice cream
The god of thunder rode out one day, upon his favourite filly. "I'm Thor", he cried. The horse replied "You forgot your thaddle, thilly"
LOL
My entry (this is before Endgame): After achieving his goal of snapping and destroying half of all life in the universe, Thanos felt like he had nothing to do anymore. He was the most feared adversary the Avengers had come across, but he felt bored once he defeated them. So he got a job presenting Mock the Week.
The cat piss one cracked me up hahahahah
"Spiderman look out! its Rolled Up Newspaperman!"
A super-villain: "What do you say we attack somewhere other than New York this week? They'll never expect that!"
Boise wouldn't be a bad idea. 😁
@@bluebear1985 Exactly. I'm just guessing there's no Stark Tower in Boise. At the very least, the closest Superhero to foil your evil plans would have to fly in from Seattle. I actually wrote my own Superteam in Saint Louis. Why? Because it's faster to fly from there to San Diego than from New York, or vice-versa. West Coast Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers... Okay, now what if somebody attacks Saint Louis, and shuts down shipping along the entire Mississippi river corridor? How long do we have to stop them? Okay, maybe it might be nice to have someone who doesn't have to fly thousands of miles to stop him.
Look at your shirt, it's a creased up mess. Fury, it's time to summon Iron Man!
I can’t be the only one who noticed the slight trip 0.27?
bigmike7442 0:27
“A Thai football team is stuck in the batcave” Oh no de fuckin didn’t 😂
Talk about property damage while the superheroes kick ass 💀🤣 like it really really really goes unnoticed.
The thai bat cave one😂😂
1.52....Its a fantastic four...no just a single stoped on the boundary..😂😂😂
I dont get it.
@@zlee001 It's a 🏏 cricket term...Second popular sport in the world....If a batsman hits the ball and it reachs the boundary without touching the ground it's a Six/6 If not it's a four, fielder's will try to stop it ....Fantastic,Good,brilliant, stylish and so on words are added/used to highlight the technique and style with which the batsmen has hit the ball... It's🏏 Cricket.
@@BharathKumar-ox4fx second popular sport is wrestling entertainment.
Deadpool watching endgame : "YES! I put tony on the deadpool! Pay up wolvy!"
"Can people please not write their own jokes in the comments. They are just so not funny" direct quote from yourself on a previous thread
@@mrflibble1259 mine is funny.
@@zlee001 oh my apologies, didn't know Ricky Gervais had a TH-cam account
“Muuuuuuum! Thanos won’t give me back the infinity stones! It’s not fair!”
I am Doctor DOOM!.... Yes and what other types of Heavy metal can you play?
human torch I need to find something in the shed
These guys are LEGENDS!
''Can you stop accusing me of seeing people on the side? it's not my fault im cross eyed''
Michael Langley What's that got to do with superheroes?
Because it's something you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie.
Ed Byrne stole my joke!
When he said 'I, Thor...' I immediately thought of Tweety Pie. He must have traveled to the future with a mind-reading device stole it before retconing me and traveling back to the past to make it
You owe me royalties Ed!!!
I had to sell the batmobile. I have now got the batclio.
1. Thank you robin you saved us.
2:25 I hope it's not a wooden shed...
To the Batcaravan!
Nothing in this section will ever beat Frankie Boyles "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...well whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade centre"
Totally unfunny
@@livb6945 if you haven't got a sense of humour, sure
@@livb6945 Dead Yanks are always funny.
"White Van Man! Meet your Arch Nemesis: Speed Trap Man."
Why so serious?
Oh right, ‘cause I’m a scary clown with a weird make-up and I’m holding a knife, fair enough!
I want this back.
Kerry smashed it in this one
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird?
Yes.
Oh....
It's me, Captain Stage Fright. AAAARRRGH!
Deadpool... It's your arch nemesis.... Liverpool....
Ello Mate, I’m Danny Dyer, and welcome to Britain’s Most Dangerous Superheroes!
"You should've aimed for the hazelnut syrup"
Anyone else just binge watch these
I don't usually like Ed Byrne but he was bloody hilarious on this!
redhairkid I went to see him live last year
Brilliant
"I'm Thor, please give me an Advil!"
The ineadible cale lol just dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃
Ed looks so cute at 0:13
I'm Thor because it really hurts.
A ball stopped on the boundary would be much more likely to be a double or a three than a single
The batman one was THE BESTTT
Spider man, just another boy who gets sticky hands after using the web
Who else is binge-watching?
The batman line was funny😂😂
A naked dude swinging a baby iguana while chasing an elderly couple in a golf cart? It must be Florida Man!
What's the name of the comedian at 0:30
Web on labtop screen 😂
Who else was reminded of "whose line is it anyway? "
Hardly surprising given that both series were created and produced by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.
Look, up in the sky...
IT'S A BIRD... IT'S A PLANE...
...that's it.
Can someone explain me the joke at 3:12 ? Seems like everyone enjoyed it a lot
He is pretending to have a lisp. It's genuinely not that funny, but it's just supposed to be silly and a bit random
@@franklinbradley3712 it's a reference to Tweety saying it
Nish was hilarious in this one
Hugh and Ed literally make me giggle like a schoolgirl
Sorry Batman you can’t park your car there. It’s a loading bay
"I, Doctor Doom, will rule the earth and you won't stop me!"
"Doctor who?"
"NO for crying out loud! It's spelt D-O-O-M = DOOM! Why does everyone keep calling me that?!!"
Not....... funny.....
"oops"
1:00 Didn't they use that gag with Batgirl in the DC Superhero Girls cartoon?
Superman is fighting the superpowered bad guys and he's led them into the desert so none of Metropolis's buildings and citizens will be wiped out.
Entry: *as Jeremy irons* so batman, you think you could let me in on this mission, I think I could.........siiiiigh, suddenly die hard feels like a very long time ago
My entry:
Don't worry Batman the police have this under control
nerd with a camera this was better than all of the ones in the video.
No I’m not Captain Puerto Rico, I’m Captain America.
3:15 explain
What does the buzzer mean
“Right Thanos, enough with the finger snapping, you’re getting decaf from now on!”
💀Thai football team stuck in the batcave cave
Who's show is this anyway
Mark Levenson and Dan Patterson's.