Nekrogoblikon - Goblin Island - Goblins Ahoy!
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GOBLINS AHOY!
"Arrr...A pirate, a goblin, and a priest walk into a bar..."
"A goblin! A goblin!"
"I know! I'm getting to the part with the goblins!"
"No no! No, captain! Re-...GOBLINS!"
"SURPRISE!!!!"
"Shiver me timbers!"
Sailing relaxed, endless blue -
Nowhere to go, nothing to do.
Running low on pirate brew,
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw.
A cryptic shadow on the horizon:
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen.
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave,
Could this be the magical treasure they crave?
"And as the pirates sailed onwards, towards certain doom,
all they could think about was how wonderful it would be to
pillage an uncharted island, for they had found an ancient map,
buried deep within the sands of the grave. the map read 'Goblin Island'"
SLICE SLICE DICE DICE!
Cutting the pirates into bite-sized portions of flesh!
LA LA LA LALA!
And then we'll feast on their brains for our meal!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
And then we'll make funny hats from their skin!
Ripping and tearing, we'll use their organs as toys!
The pirates drop anchor close to the shore.
Eager to find out what lies in store,
Camp is set up near the menacing mountains
At midnight the necks turn to bloody fountains.
The goblins come out from their goblin caves,
Ready to make the intruders their slaves.
Psychotic warcry, green skinned braves,
The skin is stripped from pirate knaves!
"Yarrr, that little green bastard stole my skin!"
"Who's got your skin now you dirty pirate!?!?"
Out of the dark, the goblins march
One by one, through the goblin arch
Ready to kill the sleeping foes
To pluck off every one of their toes
The slaughter begins, the mayhem unthinkable
Pirate blood is especially drinkable
Let's make jewelery out of their bones
And break their jaws with tiny stones
Looting and pillaging cut short by death
The cold embrace of a goblins breath
Broken in half and stuffed into a chest
By furious goblins with no need to rest
Ripping and tearing, shredding the bastards
Pirates are fast, but goblins are faster
Bandits now slaves to ferocious green masters
What once was a voyage is now a disaster! - เพลง
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WHY ARE THEY NOT BIGGER? such talented pirates.
Every time I listen to this it gets 50 times better
(my favorite part) 2:23 yaarg! that little green bastard stole my skin!!
This song is a masterpiece
This is the Nekrogoblikon/Alestorm versus track.
After discovering Full Body Xplosion and Powercore a couple years back, I decided to use the new album as a starting point to discover all of their music I had yet to hear. About halfway through I came so hard I shit myself. That was 20 minutes ago. My trousers still full of frosty wrongness, I find myself aroused once more. By the old Gods and the new, will this band ever allow reprieve for my nether-holes? What is next?! Will my nipples now turn into Bobcats who fire Kamehameha waves at everyone they haven't met?!?!?!
This comment is seriously underated
I think I'd like to witness the Kamehamaha thing.....
I had a band of goblin pirates that sang this song in dnd once. The players underestimated them for sure...
2:24 I started laughing, then 2:45, it's hard to picture a human making those noises, so funny.
Best song ever.. I meet nekrogoblikon with this fucking song and automatically loved the band..
Why am I picturing goblins dressed as pirates swordfighting normal human pirates?
I wish Nekrogoblikon were still like this.
What's different about them now?
....it’s hard for them to revert to their lesser music now that they have transcended to god status
Fucking awesome band, and the music who they create is perfect!
My favorite episode of Rick and Morty right here
for some reason I think of world of warcraft goblins in booty bay
Kill Gallywix, John Goblikon is the true Trade Prince
Oh shit this is blast from my past. I was super into this band for a little bit when I was a teenager.
Hell yeah! And since you seem to be a clone of me, I'll let you know what my friend just let me know; they just released a cover of Chop Suey that's way better than it should be. It's fucking AWESOME.
We didn't hold on and sang Резиновый танк надувной, ВИА ПЛЕСНАЯ КРАСЕНЬ ❤
This is amazing
Favorite song love me some pirate ass shit makes me think of Donkey kong Country
i saw these guys through a wednesday 13 interview like 3 days ago listened to no one survives been hooked ever since
Track is still kickin'
Yeah i would have to agree with you on this one this song is so so I just don't know but I love it
I found goblin wally on the cover :D
Where is it? :O
Didn't even now it was there. Gave me a laugh when I found him. That's a great fucking touch to the album out.
(Sounds of horrific unthinkably brutal goblin massacre and skin harvesting)
Gulls: Caww
SICK SONG
that solo at 2:58 is fucking godlike
My favorite
Lol, haven’t listened to this in years!!
This was my first nekrogoblikon song
Kerrang tour please!!
i see so much old inflames in this and im so hooked to u guys,,
I remember when this band was underrated.
fuma faso!!!!
ARR! Me likes the salty piratesong:)
Shiver me timbers yarrrr
I hope they watch goblin slayer
laalaaa la, lalalalala
fuma faso amigo
alterum non ladere y2k English?
argentina , pero altos temas
che , para volar la cabeza .
alterum non ladere y2k English..... I speak english....
nou
back at rock im park, you sayed that you hate pirates o.O what happened ? ;P
Philipp Dörfler This was before they played Rock im Park
I'LL TAKE YOUR SKIN
This joke is not pc
slipknot meets pirates
Chowmein ah what slipknot font scream like this they spund more like mushroomhead then slipkmot with all their weird little noises anyway lol this closer to kalmah or ensiferum
???
Chowmein slip knot in is the kpop of rock