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  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The bolter sounds so weak wtf lol it sounds like a .223

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not gonna lie, I don’t like Warhammer, but as a gun owner myself if you think that the bolter in this sounds like an AR-15 firing .223 - you either need your ears thoroughly checked for damage or have never actually fired that gun.

    • @Crizzly122
      @Crizzly122 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CRDubU wow you're nice

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn right! Make sure to take a coupon to get your 10 minutes back! :D

    • @aldimrmr4108
      @aldimrmr4108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@CRDubU bruh 😂

  • @chaplainbarton6186
    @chaplainbarton6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3612

    When a Skitarii dies, I guess their final words is Windows XP shutdown

    • @starred1096
      @starred1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew How can I disagree with such an amazing fact?

    • @rutrwer8220
      @rutrwer8220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew Linux

    • @blitz4561
      @blitz4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh my god it all makes sense, STEVSN HAWKINS WAS A SKITARII

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew
      Early Longhorn Beta had a better startup and shutdown sound, though.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew
      You've obviously never heard Longhorn's startup and shutdown sounds, but I don't blame you - most of the early development builds are pretty obscure.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3550

    I love how that one guardsman's friends tried to warn him about holding a bolter before he was executed for heresy

    • @immaturedemolitions8220
      @immaturedemolitions8220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      They tried, so thats worth something XD

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      REPENT!

    • @henriqueribeiro8167
      @henriqueribeiro8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      He did accept a weapon blessed by the arch enemy willingly, pure heresy. The friend who tried to conspire with this heresy should be made a servitor as an example to the Regiment, thinking is not his strong suit clearly.

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@henriqueribeiro8167 this is fair.

    • @Northbravo
      @Northbravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Man knows a bit of lore lol

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3501

    guardsman: "i got 4 bullets in my gun..."
    me: ye, he should retreat and get more ammo.
    speesmahreen: "brother, that is 4 heretics you can kill!"
    me: hes got a point.

    • @MrJebudu
      @MrJebudu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      fix bayonets but don't stop the artillery

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      a space marine wouldn't refer to a guardsmen as brother.

    • @arcuserarc1201
      @arcuserarc1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@redjaygaming9757 maybe a Salamander?

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@redjaygaming9757 Probably "comrade" or just refer to them as brothers like "brothers in arms"

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@arcuserarc1201 salamanders are kind but they don't view guardsmen as brothers.

  • @ScaredShitlessable
    @ScaredShitlessable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3747

    “The emperor does not want you stop trying to give your life!”
    Death Korps of Krieg: *Sad Gas Mask Noises*

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      "Guardsman get back to your post."
      Kriegsman: "Negative my lord, there are heretics this way that have the audacity to be alive on the same planet as me."

    • @reeceshugrue6167
      @reeceshugrue6167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Imperial Guardsman fatality rate: *0*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I did not want them I thank my space marines for preventing me to have to take them. However we will need them for the tyranads...

    • @kreigofthekrops8670
      @kreigofthekrops8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sad gas mask noises*

    • @omegon39
      @omegon39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      happy*

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "I only have four bullets left"
    "THAT IS FOUR MORE HERETICS YOU CAN KILL"
    That is a phenomenal answer and very on point for a Space Marine

  • @imalemon6626
    @imalemon6626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "Sir, the Space Marines are all in one piece, but 3 quarters of the Guardsmen and Skitarii were blown in half."
    "What else is new?"
    "By the space marines."
    "WHAT ELSE IS NEW?"

  • @shotguntony4730
    @shotguntony4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    "GET IN THE CAR!!!"
    "I only got 4 bullets for my gun!"
    "I DO NOT CARE GET INTO THE CAR!!!"
    "BROTHER that is 4 heretics YOU CAN KILL!"
    That man is speaking facts right there.

  • @i_am_the_monkey_king
    @i_am_the_monkey_king 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    "YOU SHALL NOT HOLD A HERETIC WEAPON!"
    *multiple Bolters firing at one IG*
    A Space Marine does not know the concept of Over Kill.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's only "Open fire" and "I need to reload".

    • @thescholarlychronicler1805
      @thescholarlychronicler1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is no such concept to their minds.

    • @Qwufi
      @Qwufi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Though it meant to be funny that was kinda awesome to be honest.

    • @arielfetters5662
      @arielfetters5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ah yes, overkill. An ancient concept from the dark days before the Emperor, it was later replaced by the words 'proper applications of available firepower'.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      RIP AND TEAR UNTIL... oh wait, wrong franchise

  • @BadSkeelz
    @BadSkeelz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    0:20 "What the fuck was that?"
    The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      This one got me to laugh pretty hard.

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      * sounds of a space marine falling out of the sky and hitting some poor guardsmen at mach 5 and crushing him like a meat soda can *

    • @WarmageGarrison
      @WarmageGarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Highly underrated comment right here

    • @Lobertherp
      @Lobertherp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you commander boreale!

    • @jare3459
      @jare3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is what not staying clear of the drop pod lunching area isn't be followed

  • @agentmaine4746
    @agentmaine4746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2716

    "BLAST THE GUARDSMAN, THEY KNOW OF CHAOS!" Some Imperial Fist that wanted to be a Grey Knight but wasn't a psyker.

    • @joshua41175
      @joshua41175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      In the closet Black Templar

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's barely canon as well at this point given that half the fucking imperium is split by a giant warp rift :P

    • @mylesaway2566
      @mylesaway2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @Cynocehali
      @Cynocehali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lolol!

    • @segolar
      @segolar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Funniest thing is that as Cadian Guardsmen the are VERY well aware of Chaos

  • @Toffeehammer
    @Toffeehammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    In my experience it's never a particularly good sign when an Astartes starts a sentence with "It's not heretical if-".

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Do you want corruption and chaos space marines? Because that's how you get corruption and chaos space marines.

    • @kato1kalin
      @kato1kalin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The codec astarte does not support this action

    • @mahoganydoughnut6082
      @mahoganydoughnut6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@kato1kalin
      NO
      ~SPACE BOOK

    • @SKdestroyer95
      @SKdestroyer95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Its not heretical if I kill The Emperor and take over..."
      "But the space book says we cant"
      "WELL I CANT READ!"

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mahoganydoughnut6082 *the space book says this is b a d*

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    "YOU SHALL NOT HOLD A HERETIC WEAPON!"
    *Four bolters starts emptying clips*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Heresy of the highest order if only I had the power to give them flamers!!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Quiet&Angry The standard ammunition receptacle for bolters are referred to in codexes as both a clip, or magazines. So cease your anger and commence your quiet.

    • @oter1237
      @oter1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@insaincaldo that doesn't make clip the right word, a clip is.. a clip.. a magazine is a containment unit for ammunition, clips are... tiny clips...

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@oter1237 Not my fault, not my problem. If that is right in their world, who am I to push up my figurative grasses and question the lore man?

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oter1237 *The Codex Astartes does not support your definition.*

  • @GuninGames
    @GuninGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    1:17 how to win an argument with a space marine

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Instructions unclear, I have been blown in half.

    • @strikerdoc_4205
      @strikerdoc_4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But it true tho, we are but meat sacs and they have 300 pounds thick in metal around ever inch of there bodys so like stfu your a walking tank.

  • @metalcotton4656
    @metalcotton4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Not shown: The Imperial Fist turning off his voice modifier and immediately reverting to an increasingly apologetic SwaggerSouls after accidentally shooting an advancing friendly.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      FUCK OUTTA HERE COTTON, GIVIN AWAY SECRETS

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Master Chief: *Survives falling into a planet from orbit.*
    Space Marine: "Lemme try that!"

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You know assuming said marine has a jump pack they totally can survive the re-entry...and if they don't their armor will.

    • @vulkanXVII
      @vulkanXVII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      a spartan would never survive that neither would a space marine but the armour would as shining said

    • @catlord9001
      @catlord9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@vulkanXVII And then there's Vulkan, who can survive that kind of thing while naked. After getting tortured constantly for several months. After getting carpet-nuked.

    • @Chaoslordx13
      @Chaoslordx13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lore wise assault marines do this on the regular and terminators can too.

    • @brandonbrown6922
      @brandonbrown6922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@catlord9001 No he can't 'survive' that. It will certainly kill him.
      The fact that he won't stay dead doesn't stop that.

  • @manemperorofmankind8119
    @manemperorofmankind8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “Death is not merely the end of your journey, it’s your glorious finale” words to die by

  • @pilotj9467
    @pilotj9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Nobody:
    Slaanesh Demons: 1:44

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      *Blam*

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I love how he just casually turned, wasted the Guardsman, and then turned back. Like he was just taking out the trash.

    • @zachk9491
      @zachk9491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Slaanesh Big Titty just tryna to sway the odd ones

    • @enannoter
      @enannoter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank god no inquisitor was near by or the entire planet would been blown by exterminatus

    • @ajspin2642
      @ajspin2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ALA-KABLAM!

  • @truthfulkarl
    @truthfulkarl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    you have 4 rounds left?
    YOU STILL HAVE A BAYONET, CHARGE!

    • @platycryptusundatus7144
      @platycryptusundatus7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Death Korps of Krieg would be ashamed of him

    • @Ulfsark1602
      @Ulfsark1602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More than enough for any task.

    • @truthfulkarl
      @truthfulkarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ulfsark1602 exactly, their only duty is to die for the emperor, We of the Krieg Death Korp know this

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @cheese and crackers Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon!

    • @Hollow-Eyes
      @Hollow-Eyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU STILL HAVE HANDS BROTHER. WHEN THEY BLOW OFF YOUR ARMS THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOU USE YOUR TEETH!

  • @tdvwest9514
    @tdvwest9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    1:18 I wonder if a guardsmen ever snapped and said this to a space marine in lore.

    • @zengen1432
      @zengen1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lol I'd like to imagine that happened but let's be honest if that did happen the guardsman would be so fucking dead

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@zengen1432 That or promoted

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Salamander: “you know... he has a point”
      Tu’Shan: “buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn ahahahahaa!!”

    • @eletrictarantula2321
      @eletrictarantula2321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most of the space marines:WTF did you just call me you little shit!?

  • @richardsavings6690
    @richardsavings6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    4:20 What it sounds like when a techpriest yawns.

  • @rwyland
    @rwyland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    *windows xp shutdown sounds*
    Ah I see the ancient tech of the skitarii has crashed. May he find his toasters in the great sky kitchen of the emperor.

  • @Yahuaa
    @Yahuaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    5:15 Mechanicus didn't steal shit! We reclaimed a holy relic.

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (Gets blamed by a bolter)

    • @Yahuaa
      @Yahuaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@natecondy6193 Ba…. nana…. (Windows Shutdown)

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .... *sighs* And that is why I stay away from most space marine polotics

  • @Naurfae
    @Naurfae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    *performs first aid on a skitarii*
    "Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

    • @luangomes2431
      @luangomes2431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait so basicaly if i treat them like a computer when they malfuction and hit them they will work with more effiency

  • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
    @jackdaalfbrainork6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    0:17 when your ready to kill the heretics but forgot your not in a drop pod

  • @francescosalvadori9891
    @francescosalvadori9891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    You literally killed more friendlies than enemies xD

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Sounds about right for some of the inquisitors.

    • @deanmckellar619
      @deanmckellar619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      They became enemies themselves when they turned their back on the Imperium of Man!

    • @fjrapper436
      @fjrapper436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      No no what you meant to say is that you killed more heretics

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That is just the game being unable to distinguish friend from heretic. "INNOCENCE PROVES NOTHING."

    • @Dadecorban
      @Dadecorban 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      were they though...

  • @godssilliestclown8862
    @godssilliestclown8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    3:30 stunningly immersive role-playing

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hearing the Skitarii shout "For the emperor!" in the background at 02:45 was adorable

  • @user-nf7mv1sw6b
    @user-nf7mv1sw6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    3:43 i just love how this situation can be perfectly be in WH40K

  • @nicolascoast9653
    @nicolascoast9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Hmmmmm I never knew that the Imperial Fist Chapter can recruit commisars into their ranks, well I mean look at this space marine, his past life muscle memory are kicking in, executing guardsman like its second nature

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      We take *preacautions*

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think this was some kind of testing squad of the imperial fists which only consisted of ex-commisars

    • @ranger3576
      @ranger3576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It ain’t training. Just Genetics. Commissars aren’t trained, they’re just born with a need to kill Guardsmen. Except the ones in the Krieg corps. They don’t get the chance.

    • @telurbiru1711
      @telurbiru1711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They aren't just for killing coward guardsmen, they are also for keeping morale high and making people loyal to the imperium in the darkest times

  • @starflarethewizard1490
    @starflarethewizard1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:20
    The sound of a Toaster-Collector shutting down

  • @raider3167
    @raider3167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “Well this is awkward... BLAST THE GUARDSMEN, THEY KNOW OF CHAOS!”
    I haven’t laughed this hard in forever!

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Fun fact: the Salamanders Chapter are known to Care for Guards Men.

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They's the ones that like burning shit right
      I'm not well versed in Warhammer lore

    • @AM-ep1rv
      @AM-ep1rv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atomicbuttocks and the black ones

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Space wolves and the lemntors too

    • @ab14967
      @ab14967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@atomicbuttocks Yup. Their answer to dealing with anything in general? Flamers, Heavy Flamers.

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fists however are not.

  • @Xloudy684
    @Xloudy684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Brother...
    That is FOUR HERETICS YOU CAN KILL"
    Such a warhammer thing to say 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dangerouslysafe3
    @dangerouslysafe3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    0:16 As you can see, early tests of the widely famous "Deepstrike" stratagem were often met with disastrous results....

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo HOLY EMPEROR HE’S DEAD

  • @weasel003gaming7
    @weasel003gaming7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    1:17 the best line to an Astartes related to Warhammer I've ever heard XD

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Those Skitarii are embracing *The Jawa instinct*.

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now that you mention it, they do look like Jawas.🤣🤣👍

  • @canadianbean6736
    @canadianbean6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    *Incoherent Spanish*

    • @specterusarmy3983
      @specterusarmy3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Someone shoot that one!

    • @caro7048
      @caro7048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      So... Spanish Inquisition?

    • @haseiddelbroquel1987
      @haseiddelbroquel1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Español incoherente

    • @Uutron
      @Uutron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Quentin No, it sounded more like spanish.

    • @bradsmithy4380
      @bradsmithy4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yet another inferior xeno tongue.

  • @ivankrasnov2766
    @ivankrasnov2766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ah yes. A real Imperial footage.
    10% fighting xenos. 90% shooting each other.

  • @Standingcrown
    @Standingcrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    0:17 *FOR A BRICK, HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD!*

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0:40 (hears screaming) space marine hits the ground with the energy of a small nuke

  • @CheezeWuz
    @CheezeWuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "if you all collected the Emperor's treadmills more maybe you could keep up"
    GOLD pure GOLD

  • @user-ps9dg9ww8p
    @user-ps9dg9ww8p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    2:30 - A strategic position is being captured!

    • @brianmacario2224
      @brianmacario2224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How gave that toaster a bolter!?!?

    • @misiekm9179
      @misiekm9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      5 minutes untill "take & hold victory"

    • @alblaka8852
      @alblaka8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooooh, nice one.

    • @spycat6773
      @spycat6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HERSEY

  • @CRDubU
    @CRDubU  2 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    "What happened to the end music?"
    It got copyright claimed, so I substituted it. Found out that since this video was uploaded, UMG's claim earned them over $5K off my video, and since this damned thing gets reuploaded without credit on multiple platforms anyway and I frankly need the money, the song was replaced to make the video monetizer-friendly. Thanks for understanding, sorry if I come off as another prick complaining from a high tower, but I don't make much money as a civil servant, and this move helps buy groceries.

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it's all good, everyone knows that this platform is a struggle when it comes to monetization, and it's perfectly understandable to try and avoid copyright or edit out copyrighted parts to avoid demonetization.

    • @jobRobbemond
      @jobRobbemond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A real shame you had to remove it, but glad that you found an alternative solution. Sounds like a pain to deal with honestly.

    • @sharkie0042
      @sharkie0042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah so that’s why you reappeared in my recommendations. Because TH-cam seems to like you again

    • @BrunoSantos-jp1lv
      @BrunoSantos-jp1lv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't see yellow marks on the bar?

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BrunoSantos-jp1lv Mid-roll ads are only available for vids over 8 minutes in length. I can only use pre-and-post-roll ads.

  • @Grayhem1136
    @Grayhem1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    99% Casualty Rating - Success.

  • @kuradamax
    @kuradamax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    2:59
    Space Marine: **sees an Executioner Plasma Cannon through his scope** "SHOOT THAT ONE"
    yep, that checks out

  • @E6PO1
    @E6PO1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I literally lol’d when the three Space marines just unload their entire magazines into the heretics corpse. Can’t be a heretic if you’re disintegrated.

  • @Derpyderpderper
    @Derpyderpderper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:16 the one voice of reason of the imperial guardsmen

  • @AlshainFR
    @AlshainFR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:45 Considering they're Imperial Fists, they probably are

  • @TheAutoman217
    @TheAutoman217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Shut up! You're a walking tank!" -Guardsman to Space Marine

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    I don't why, but just seeing Imperial Fist Astartes yell at some random Skitarii boys was very amusing.
    EDIT: Alright, how the hell did this accumulate over 1K likes? Not complaining, but I am confused that many people agree with me.

    • @tanklover385
      @tanklover385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      All we need is a very suggestive dreadnoughg custodian

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Indeed. Skitarii are funny . . . They have robot toes . . .

    • @leion800
      @leion800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ThePraetorianOfTerra are you proud of boy's recent antics?

    • @sethomeara9599
      @sethomeara9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rogal Dorn skitarii are not funny, they are skitarii

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They are funny . . . to me

  • @cmxcvi.v
    @cmxcvi.v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "I saw the kitchen in the sky, there is tosters everywhere" - this one just break me for like a minute.
    OMG 310 Likes TY BOIS!

  • @justayoutuberforfun3640
    @justayoutuberforfun3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how at 0:44 you can just hear his screams before the cut to his body sitting between the three of them.

  • @vlasbaranyuk5663
    @vlasbaranyuk5663 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The amount of friendly fire is lore accurate…

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Much obliged!

  • @aerialace2562
    @aerialace2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Please for the love of god make more

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Don't worry, I ain't done with these operation videos yet! Just trying to get the next episode of Stateside out before I do more op videos.

    • @aerialace2562
      @aerialace2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C R DubU can’t wait I love it when your a space marine

    • @SunbroSquirrel
      @SunbroSquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For the love of the emperor*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For the love of what? Do we have a heretic in our midst?

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@newatlantic7228 no clearly the shit that lorgar wrote said that you were a god so it makes sense!!!!!!!!! no heresy!!!!!!

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Coming from Rimmy's 40k videos, this looks so much better. God damn I love the banter. Also feels a bit more lax, like everyone knows they are there to be big metal banana's, cannon fodder, and toasters, and just have fun.
    Also, 5:00 that is the first time I've heard a Space Marine in actual panic xD

    • @GovernmentMuffins
      @GovernmentMuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The problem with watching rimmys videos is that he's 90% of the time commanding the op so they tend to not fuck around as much. But if you watch stream vods from some of the squad leaders or just random people we tend to fuck around a lot. Also you cant really clap friendlies as much because the Cadian uses ace and not vanilla so it can be a pain/time consuming to get them back up.

  • @fallenwayward
    @fallenwayward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Omg i started dying at 1:14, and never caught my breath

  • @marinesinspace6253
    @marinesinspace6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Glorious opportunity missed.
    *Windows noise*
    "Skitarii down!"

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    5:31 See this is why you don't touch heretic weapons. The whole company falls to Chaos.

  • @user-ps9dg9ww8p
    @user-ps9dg9ww8p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:18 - What the f*ck is that?
    - Marines squad deploit!

  • @TheBonesMalone
    @TheBonesMalone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Half of the Imperium's funding comes from WIKIPEDIA, the free online Encyclopedia that anyone can edit Gordon!"

  • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
    @ThatSlowTypingGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:07 gets me every time.

  • @CRDubU
    @CRDubU  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    FAQ:
    Q: "What game/mod is this?"
    A: The game is called Arma 3, released in 2013 and still well-alive today thanks to the modding communities. While I do not have the full specific mod list as this op was months ago, the big Warhammer 40K mod I'd recommend is "GrimDark Armory," however there are many others available as well.
    Q: "What voice changer did you use?"
    A: I use the program "VoiceMod Pro", costs a one-time fee of $20 and gives good quality changers. The specific voice use for the Space Marine is catalogued "Cs ct" in the program. This voice changer was also used in my SCP: Secret Laboratory video.
    Q: "What unit is this and can I join?"
    A: So this is where the story gets a bit complicated. Due to disagreements, I've since left the Arma 3 group featured in this video and am no longer associated with them - however I can still say that despite my reasons for leaving they are a good group of people. Their name is "Ignis Corp" and if you'd be interested in joining them, you can find their Discord linked in the description of this video. Ignis Corp is a worthy Arma 3 public group of quality people right up there with the Cadian XXth, TMTM, and TSB Gamers. If you join them from my videos, let 'em know I sent ya.
    Q: "When's the next video?"
    A: When I make it. That might sound like a cop-out answer, but there really is no upload schedule. I work as a full-time 911 dispatcher at my local sheriff’s office, and my schedule fluctuates between 40 hours/week or more depending on what they need, so I work on videos when I have the time and motivation. If you see me upload 3 videos in two weeks then go silent for two months, this is why. I'm not dead and I have not given up on making videos - I enjoy this *waaaaay* too much to do either.
    Q: "Can you make a video playing as [insert 40K faction/Space Marine chapter]? That'd be really cool!"
    A: Most likely no. I'm honestly not much of a fan of Warhammer 40K overall (it's not that I dislike it, it's just not my cup of tea) and I like playing games that aren't Arma 3, so please don't expect this to be my regular content. I won't blame you for leaving if you're just here for Warhammer, but if you watched for my over-edited video style and comedic group banter, I can happily say you'll enjoy the rest of my content.
    Thanks for reading this! If you have any questions that I didn't answer, feel free to let me know and I'll do my best to answer! Glad ya'll stopped by!

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @KR Prepare for a big-ass wall of text:
      Like I said, it's not that I _dislike_ 40K, it just isn't my cup of tea. Warhammer is not bad, but it's also built on the premise of being awesome over making sense, like much of the fantasy that inspired it.
      I'm a person who gets a kick out of studying how fictional societies function and could realistically operate. What's their logistics network like to get supplies to-and-from? How exactly is morale and order kept in the armed forces? What's the economic policies that allow the military industrial complex to flourish? What do civilians believe and feel? What reason do people have to fight and die, their motivations?
      Warhammer (in my opinion) suffers logically from being a "grim dark" story - much like the SCP Foundation, things are prioritized when written to be badass and cause misery-and-suffering and to be _dark_ more than they are written to make sense. Does that make 40K fans stupid or otherwise bad for enjoying it? Not at all, like previously said, Warhammer is built first-and-foremost to be awesome, and it does this well. If you can overlook all the logical and "realism" problems then more power to ya - _I_ just have a really hard time enjoying it.
      I could honestly make an entire 30 minute video essay explaining my problems with 40K's writing and universe, but I try to respect others' rights to enjoy something that I-myself don't, and I also don't want the drama. I already have 40K lore aficionados upset with _this video_ because we didn't abide by the lore while playing, and while that is a minority of the 40K community, they're loud enough that it persuades me to kinda avoid the franchise entirely - whether interacting positively or critically.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Question: Why do the Spae Marines have their heads in their crotches?

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Cillian Moran No idea. Arma 3 (and subsequently the mods made for it) are wacky and unstable, so it probably has to do with that. I don’t really understand the technical side of things enough to properly explain it.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CRDubU Thanks. It's been noticed in other Arma vids on Warhammer too. ( Rimmy's vid called "The Guard, Space Marines and Navy" and "Taniths First and Only". It never really was explained.

    • @mr.badnade3309
      @mr.badnade3309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CRDubU It's because the space marine head is supposed to be set for the player in the profile. The Space Marine is a new skeleton which requires a custom head in this case. If you don't use one, you get the head in the crotch problem. It is stated in the mods description if I recall. Also I recommend using Imperial Conquest over Grimdark Armory. The IG uniforms look so much better and have other IG units (Tempestus Scion and Steel Legion at the moment).

  • @aquapb893
    @aquapb893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:42 someone’s been talking to the Dark Eldar a bit too much...

  • @speedhalo5428
    @speedhalo5428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    0:16 I can't stop laughing

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it was so unexpected

  • @chestnut4860
    @chestnut4860 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That bit with the skitarii looting a fallen spacemarine for tek and the other marine getting mad at them was extremely in character.

  • @joshuapaulbrusola3484
    @joshuapaulbrusola3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I laughed so hard when they prayed and the space marine said "Amen" hahaha
    also the end was accurate kill the guardsmen for they know of chaos hahaha 😂😂

  • @chipman1589
    @chipman1589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I did not see my brothers fortifying their positions..... my normal calm has now been compromised

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Execute the Mechanicus!”
    Off in the distance you hear, *Boom, Boom, Boom Boom*

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431
    @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Windows boot up noise happens'
    Immediately suspects the skiitari

  • @ZAID2041
    @ZAID2041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I like how the space marine is like guardsmen you may be broken but you’re well to fight is still strong: he is saying that and the enemy are shooting at he
    One of the guardsmen : of course you can say that you are not the one who wearing a tank armor after all

  • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
    @ThePraetorianOfTerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This, was truly glorious . . . I approve.

  • @StaticDisplay
    @StaticDisplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I saw RubixRaptor's vid of this operation and I thought to myself "The Astartes seem to be having a lot of fun". Super awesome to see it from your perspective!

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks! Happy to know that it’s just as fun to watch from my perspective after his!

  • @jiiaga5017
    @jiiaga5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The emperor does not want you stop trying to give your life" is probably the most underrated line in this thing. So Good.

  • @el-fantasma21
    @el-fantasma21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:27 that was fucking perfect comedic timing hahaha, especially with the music gj

  • @velstro
    @velstro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I've never seen this side of the Fists before.
    *I like it.*

  • @gearsofwolf
    @gearsofwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "They have Robot toes!"
    "They have robot toes Yes!"

  • @logosicon
    @logosicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:05 "noooo! toaster!
    I don't know why I find this funny....but it is what it is.
    FOR THE EMPEROR!!

  • @barrybadman4624
    @barrybadman4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I did not realise the last thing he says is "the guardsman blast them they know of Chaos!" It's just so 40K! Spend forever fighting against chaos and then your own side kills you because you know about it because you fought against it for them

  • @GrandMoffSilvey
    @GrandMoffSilvey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I cry out for troops and you give me rhetoric - I plead for ammunition and you give me speeches - I ask you again, Commander, what can you pledge me?"
    "A heroic death, Captain."

  • @harripursiainen5420
    @harripursiainen5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:18 So when scitaris dies. They go grate kitchen, where they have 72 toasters?

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:14
    It what happened when you don't stay clear to the drop pod being fired out

  • @dksilvers1759
    @dksilvers1759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:02 *Astartes Mood*

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That was epic levels of roleplay right there xD

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great Kitchen in the sky comment got me giggling uncontrollably at 1:30 at night.

  • @Bill.Papadakis
    @Bill.Papadakis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "shut the fuck up,you are a walking tank"
    EMPEROR KNOWS how many guardsmen want to tell that to a space marine

  • @andreklinge4052
    @andreklinge4052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Hears windows sound*
    ''Dubu looking at Skitarii'' XD

  • @imperialguardsmen7205
    @imperialguardsmen7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "well this is awkward....BLAST THE GUARDSMEN THEY KNOW IM CHAOS"!
    (Alpharius Lives!!!)

  • @808dont.6
    @808dont.6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Skitarii: “I saw the great kitchen in the sky. There’s toasters everywhere!” Lmao 🤣

  • @11jerans
    @11jerans ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is just Imperial Fists trying to herd Guardsmen and Skitari

  • @saucynaut
    @saucynaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was waiting for the quote at 2:40 (The Fallen Shall Be Forever Remembered As The Emperor's Finest)

  • @caoimheriley9424
    @caoimheriley9424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly a space marine executing a guardsman on the spot acter asking about CBT has probably happened somewhere in the 40k universe as the result of a dare or something

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "Get into the vehicle" scene was all the funnier for the guardsman not being executed at the end

  • @jonjaystewart
    @jonjaystewart ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The cripplingly sarcastic space marines just kill me

  • @Apoc2K
    @Apoc2K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Meanwhile, on Holy Terra, a TTS device is desperately trying to convey the sheer magnitude of the anger Emperor is currently experiencing into words.

  • @Malakaimoth
    @Malakaimoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "death is not merely the end its a glorious finale. So embrace it"
    But thats a nurgle thing

  • @urbypilot2136
    @urbypilot2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I see that the Sons of Lord Adornable still make him proud!

  • @megatronbee
    @megatronbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Emperor decided to take him early. Rejoice!"
    Just from that line, I knew this was golden

  • @carlosdgutierrez6570
    @carlosdgutierrez6570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well, that happens when you try to land without a drop pod, only Vulkan can do that... quickly, harvest his geene sed!!!!

    • @goodolboston4522
      @goodolboston4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vulkan still failed at that though

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goodolboston4522 he died… but survived!!!!
      Sort of it at least

    • @goodolboston4522
      @goodolboston4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carlosdgutierrez6570 well yes but without that whole story line of his rebirth who the fuxk knows what would of happened. Also "STOMP STOMP VULKAN LIVES!!"

  • @unclemiguel4221
    @unclemiguel4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that must have been ONE HELL OF A FALL, to to kill that one marine

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orbital Insertion without a drop pod is not recommended...

  • @coolguy10060
    @coolguy10060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like to think that every time you hear the windows sound a skitarii just shuts down and fall over