A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Magic DPS

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  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 ปีที่แล้ว +4405

    The best part about summoner is that the class is irreparably changed every expansion

    • @thunderthebright8469
      @thunderthebright8469 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      We have an ARR event every expansion and then we play a completely different game

    • @Salbeira
      @Salbeira ปีที่แล้ว +443

      You can't tell me to learn how to play my class if the game doesn't know how it wants me to play it either! HAH!

    • @deeps6979
      @deeps6979 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      A pet class on par with WoW Warlocks, except XIV decided pets are gone now.

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy ปีที่แล้ว +32

      how do you get something other than a carbuncle?

    • @DraycoVideo
      @DraycoVideo ปีที่แล้ว +137

      You don't. Carbuncles are better. Be a true summoner main and make all your summons Carbuncles.

  • @ryutheslayer123
    @ryutheslayer123 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    Why each role is the most important person in the party:
    *Tank* : Has slap fights with the boss
    *Healers* : Kissing boo boos and slapping bitches who made boo boos
    *Melee* : Inspecting the bad guy's anus
    *Ranged* : No one gives commends
    *Caster* : Big ass hats

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I once got six commends as a summoner in Crystal Tower for shitposting in alliance chat for the entire raid. I died, like, three times because I was busy typing. Best commends I’ve ever gotten.

    • @Groxley
      @Groxley ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Black Mage: Sucks it

    • @Colaschnittchen
      @Colaschnittchen ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cries in Viera caster

    • @RagnellHD
      @RagnellHD ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DNC has a shortcut to get 1 commend through Dance Partner. Only the one though

    • @Geothesponge111
      @Geothesponge111 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Big-ass hats, or big ass-hats?

  • @DrakeWurrum
    @DrakeWurrum ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    We definitely need a full rendition of JoCat singing out every single BLU spell like the Animaniacs with accompanying animation.

    • @xi_kai_ix
      @xi_kai_ix ปีที่แล้ว +16

      amen to that

    • @davidmcfall9169
      @davidmcfall9169 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes

    • @jessie662246
      @jessie662246 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Patreon supported I hope....plus viewer submitted skills

    • @nerthailabs
      @nerthailabs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hear hear!

    • @maevithan
      @maevithan ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed lol

  • @JohanFaerie
    @JohanFaerie ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Leaning self destruct is very important, because once you've finally mastered the class you can then end it all and release yourself from the suffering.

    • @Tnt0Tony0Tnt
      @Tnt0Tony0Tnt ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the real reason to learn self destruct is to cheese the kugane tower climb with a buddy who is really good at it

    • @SephirothsBIade
      @SephirothsBIade ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Finally the lamp post will stop tormenting me

    • @Tnt0Tony0Tnt
      @Tnt0Tony0Tnt ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SephirothsBIade why stop at the lamp post? i had my buddy take me all the way up the tower with self destruct rezzing

    • @SephirothsBIade
      @SephirothsBIade ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tnt0Tony0Tnt you need to climb the tower to get to the lamp post. but the top of the tower is not visible while running through the town

    • @Tnt0Tony0Tnt
      @Tnt0Tony0Tnt ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @SephirothsBIade you can self destruct and get rezzed right onto the lamp post. and you can also self destruct and get rezzed all the way up the tower as well(it just takes like 20 rezzes to slowly make your way up there)

  • @pedroscoponi4905
    @pedroscoponi4905 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    In the time it took you to watch this video:
    -Your Red Mage teammate has rezzed both healers back from the brink of a wipe. Make sure to thank them but only commend the healers, as is tradition.
    -Your Summoner teammate has built a 10ft tall lego tower and beat the boss bloody with it. Do NOT touch the Lego Tower, it _will_ temper you permanently.
    -your Black Mage teammate has succesfully completed 75% of their hardcast Flare. If they owe you any money, this is the perfect time to kill their target and act like it was an accident.
    -your Blue Mage friend has for the 30th consecutive time failed to learn a spell that is essential to completing exactly *one* 8 years old Savage Raid and will absolutely never be used again. Do not pity them, they chose their own suffering.

    • @jacobcain9008
      @jacobcain9008 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's a good thing I'm a masochist!

    • @warlock415
      @warlock415 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      > Make sure to thank them but only commend the healers, as is tradition.
      *cries in Red Mage*

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@warlock415 ahh yes...the red mage dichotomy. save the run, but get none of the coms. feelsbadman.

    • @warlock415
      @warlock415 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@Xenmaru00 Yup. Break rotation to raise one healer, burn swift to raise the other, one throws LB3. ... afterwards it's "Hero healer! Clutch LB3!"

    • @Lorekeeper_GGuy
      @Lorekeeper_GGuy ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@warlock415Us red mages have to live in solidarity

  • @ad00
    @ad00 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    The Blue Mage/Animaniacs crossover we never knew we wanted, but definitely needed.

    • @warlock415
      @warlock415 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ...Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean..

    • @romie233
      @romie233 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@warlock415 Greenland, El Salvador, too!

    • @updateguypls1088
      @updateguypls1088 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@romie233 Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still

    • @RS14988
      @RS14988 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@updateguypls1088 Guatemala, Boliva and then Argentina and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil!

    • @blazingliger2246
      @blazingliger2246 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm going to need a full version of this song now that includes the new spells, lol

  • @silvanbarrow86
    @silvanbarrow86 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    JoCrap: *finishes the exhausting task of covering all the known jobs*
    Fanfest: "Here comes a new challenger!"

    • @greggreyes6869
      @greggreyes6869 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      looks at the DOH/DOL jobs

    • @sonvan6714
      @sonvan6714 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @Sora_SlimeCat
      @Sora_SlimeCat ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wonder if he'll do videos on crafting and gathering jobs too? Because i'm of the opinion that EVERYONE should get roasted in this game and i'm waiting for my turn lol

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omyoji the caster from the east
      And whatever the hell gosetsu is now

    • @RyuukoKobayashi
      @RyuukoKobayashi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In which Fanfest literally came in with another magic ranged DPS.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    Fantastic as always.

  • @firby7341
    @firby7341 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    slidecasting: put emotes in your action bars. while casting they turn greyer, when they turn light again, you can move without interrupting the cast

    • @WarrenGarabrandt
      @WarrenGarabrandt ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I learned this on accident when I put comfort emote on my hot bar so I could easily get rid of the misery debuff.

    • @salemfae
      @salemfae ปีที่แล้ว +35

      oooo thats a great way to learn the timing :D

    • @IKMcGwee
      @IKMcGwee ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I just wait untill the bar is about over the first number in the cast bar txt, but that's neat to know.

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WarrenGarabrandt yeah but how often does that debuff come up? Hell, it's a rare dungeon that I can even use Esuna.

    • @WarrenGarabrandt
      @WarrenGarabrandt ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KMCA779 As far as I know, and I would need to check to make sure, esuna does not cure misery. Besides, that's one more GCD I can be casting broil.

  • @birdjericho
    @birdjericho ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Leveling Black Mage was the longest and most difficult period of leveling for me in this game. When I finally acquired the largest and most level-90-iest hat I could find, I never felt more proud of myself.
    And then I tripped over my job change bar, smacking my knee on the Red Mage button. And then I sneezed.
    And all of a sudden, I was a level 90 Red Mage. I looked around nervously. Had anyone noticed? Was Yoshi-P watching me?
    ...I... I didn't understand. I thought I was the only one.

    • @TubeTAG
      @TubeTAG ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think I'm like the only one who is kinda fine with the old school fire rotation. Optimizing fire starter and thundercloud procs, etc.

    • @Feraligatrfjhgujvgh
      @Feraligatrfjhgujvgh ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shortest for me because I paid Yoshi-P a tithe for him to answer my prayer of getting this shit job over with.
      Best money ever spent. I can wait for the next level cap increase.

    • @Noir-st4sx
      @Noir-st4sx ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I actually found the BLM levelling fun. I am a huge BLM fan. It could be the fact I don't really have to focus and just spam buttons.

    • @SmoothAsFelt
      @SmoothAsFelt ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I did this whole process and then a week later I was looking at ARR relics and was like, "Hmm... Black Mage's relic is probably the coolest one. How bad can it be? I'm level 90 I can just swiftcast 1 shot all the bosses and stuff now, right?"
      And then I realized that 90% of the grind for ARR relics are level synced at below level 30 and I went through all that pain and suffering all over again.
      And now I main bard because I have a cool flute

  • @jonathanmaelstrom2329
    @jonathanmaelstrom2329 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    “You even get a backflip to you’re death like a dragoon, but a little more SEXY”
    As a dragoon who switched to red mage after reaching 90, this almost killed me I laughed so hard.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Of course it almost killed you, you're a Dragoon.

    • @SapunMan
      @SapunMan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      your* death

    • @giangkim8789
      @giangkim8789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @thikim8562
      @thikim8562 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @batfan932
      @batfan932 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As a Dragoon for life, RDM is my side job that I use when I’m maxed out in DRG. Because of that backflip I can continue to fall off the platform of the final horror boss in the Amaurot dungeon.

  • @morganr9825
    @morganr9825 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:19 Lyrics for the curious
    *Deep breath*
    There's Ultravibration and Rose of Destruction
    And Sticky Tongue, Snort, Mustard Bomb
    Abyssal Transfixion, Quasar, Malediction
    of Water and Fire Angon
    Peculiar Light, Feather Rain and Shock Strike
    Song of Torment and Basic Instinct
    Flying Frenzy and Loom, Acorn Bomb, Sonic Boom
    Flying Sardine, J Kick, Final Sting
    Triple Trident and White Wind and Level 5 Petrify
    1000 Needles kinda sucks
    There's Ink Jet and Faze and Transfusion and Blaze
    Choco Meteor and Self-Destruct
    (And now you know how to sing along. You're welcome.)

  • @skeletor8951
    @skeletor8951 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    The fact that his Blue Mage wasn't capped at 70 means he was recording footage for this video as recently as the day he started uploading it... Neat.

    • @ann-marieellis8523
      @ann-marieellis8523 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought I was the only one to notice this xD

    • @aaronlefebre5060
      @aaronlefebre5060 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was about to say, that non-gold 70 only happened yesterday (as of this post), so yeah, super recent!

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat ปีที่แล้ว +43

      When your coursework is due in the next day but you've not started it yet.

    • @YukiSnowmew
      @YukiSnowmew ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He tweeted about it the night before the upload asking for footage of a few spells, so you're not wrong!

  • @mattbriddell9246
    @mattbriddell9246 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    1:04 "I have no plans to die but I am so tired of living"... God that is such a mood in this day and age.

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too fucking often. :(

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't have words for how I've been feeling this week, but now here we are. Maybe things are looking up?

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      According to my most recent psyche eval it's called suicidal ideation and it's "a bad sign"

    • @RJ.the.artist
      @RJ.the.artist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thancred is a millennial.

  • @BastoTheDisasto
    @BastoTheDisasto ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Fun fact: in most fights, Samurai has as many cast time actions as Summoner. Therefore if Summoner is a caster, so is Samurai.

    • @alexanderbeardsley5465
      @alexanderbeardsley5465 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Samurai is just a spellcaster with a really sharp sword.

    • @Tibbroar
      @Tibbroar ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn't realize Summoner had that many hard casts.

    • @MaelraJade
      @MaelraJade 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Summoner has 3 casts a minute with one being swift cast, Samurai has a cast every 2 -11 actions. comes out to about the same really. @@Tibbroar

    • @ianlindstrom2019
      @ianlindstrom2019 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@MaelraJadeSummoner has *four* hardcasts per minute. Two ruby rites, slipstream, and a ruin 3 cast. That last one is a pretty fast cast, but still slower than Iaijutsu. But yeah, they come out to a similar number of casts. If anything, SMN is easier because you can choose to rearrange those casts a lot more freely.

    • @thenewtriosguy
      @thenewtriosguy หลายเดือนก่อน

      Samurai's skills being MA-based in FFT may have had a tiny bit of influence

  • @mordiusm4400
    @mordiusm4400 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    A huge tip for slide casting! When you are learning it, put an emote on your hotbar. When you are casting, it greys out, and when you can slide cast, it ungreys out :)

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's basically just the same snap mechanic that happens with AoE attacks from enemies.
      If you can learn the feel of that, then slide-casting is the exact same process, except you start the thing.

  • @afre989
    @afre989 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    As a BLU myself, this was accurate as all hell. Also, can we get a full "JoCat's Spellbook" song with all the Blue Magics?

    • @tendigitnumber
      @tendigitnumber ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This comment needs more upvotes! Full length blue mage song if possible please!

    • @LordDrail
      @LordDrail ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Is probably already in the works. I mean, he did the same thing with spooky slice for melee deeps, right?

    • @skybasegamer5829
      @skybasegamer5829 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was going to post a simple 3 word request for a full Blu Mage song but it self destructed...

    • @aidanjackson5084
      @aidanjackson5084 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "And now, the entire Blue Mage spell list, brought to you by... JoCrap!!"

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skybasegamer5829 Then why is the video still around?

  • @Getsugaru
    @Getsugaru ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Be careful, JoCrap; Black Mage's dad works at Square Enix.

  • @playALLth3games
    @playALLth3games ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The Zero Punctuation reference at 2:04 was freaking gold. A+ work.

    • @jijonbreaker
      @jijonbreaker ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My brain had picked up that it was a reference and I knew what it was, but I didn't have enough braincells to connect it to ZP.

    • @thebevil8127
      @thebevil8127 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im too dumb, why exactly he is using that reference?

    • @playALLth3games
      @playALLth3games ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@thebevil8127 He’s making fun of bosses for not getting out of the circles of death the mages can throw up, but the joke is that there are many players that will not get out of the boss’s circles of death.
      There’s a phrase “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones,” which basically means that “Everyone sees you have the exact same problem, so you shouldn’t pick on other people for having the same problem as you.”
      The Zero Punctuation reference comes from an episode where Yahtzee makes a comment about living in a glass house and engaging in “projectile mineralogy.” It’s the “glass houses” phrase, but written differently with a wink-nudge self-awareness.
      Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

    • @ksad96
      @ksad96 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@playALLth3gamesexcellent job breaking down each piece

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now to think of it, this series is zero punctuation but better written and far more creative. ZP has been running for over a decade and the formula has gotten so stale. Meanwhile jo at does a ton of art and musical stuff in his videos too.

  • @halapenopepper
    @halapenopepper ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Clarification on the slidecasting: the time you're able to move is a flat half a second. On Black Mage and Summoner especially, trying to use fractions to figure it out mentally can get wonky as different spells have different cast times, so just remember if it's got less than half a second to go, that cast is finishing even if you move. Just try to be mindful of it, because there's no way to not clip when slidecasting that I've figured out (less of a problem on redmage and healers with short cast times that don't use your whole gcd), so your dps can take a significant hit if you rely on it overmuch.

    • @idontwannapickanametho
      @idontwannapickanametho ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It can still be smaller than .5s . Mine is typically .35s. it may be consistent for you, but it's based on your latency

    • @duchuynhvuong1733
      @duchuynhvuong1733 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @syntaxerror2608
      @syntaxerror2608 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah the timing can be wonky, having emotes in ur hotbar can help you get the hang of it tho, cause when they light up is around the same interval for slidecasting

    • @Tnt0Tony0Tnt
      @Tnt0Tony0Tnt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you stop moving before the castbar is done you don't clip and clipping isn't the worst thing in the world anyway since the only one of those jobs that really has to worry about it is blm and blm has to clip sometimes anyway for weaves since using an instant for every weave isn't always viable

    • @lotus1528
      @lotus1528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If i recall, the reason why slidecasting times are different is in part due to latency with higher giving more time and lower giving less.

  • @kitt8132
    @kitt8132 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    “…Or scout out for the next place Thancred will find yet another color of depression.”
    Best joke in the video.

  • @legomaple
    @legomaple ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Black Mages in the fandom: "Lmao, they have to stand still because of cast bars!"
    Actual Black Mages in the fandom: "The only thing that is keeping me rooted is my Leylines, else I would come chase your ass to tear open a second one!" *Uses triplecast*

    • @FirestormHF
      @FirestormHF ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Aether skate is both a movement tool and a threat.

    • @cyan_2169
      @cyan_2169 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      shhh, don't tell anyone that black mages are actually super mobile

    • @duncanmacleod6274
      @duncanmacleod6274 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@cyan_2169 ....eventually

    • @Hammybread
      @Hammybread ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Healers adjust

    • @JustynHill-Hand
      @JustynHill-Hand ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cyan_2169 Pretty sure they're the most mobile. They get more instant casts per minute on average than red mages and summoners do. The only difference is that red mages get it every other spell so they're mobile more often, whereas black mages get big bursts of mobility.

  • @Matayu7
    @Matayu7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Amazing! Square Enix perfectly captured the experience of using a Blue Mage in all the single-player Final Fantasy games! Who would have guessed it would transition so well to an MMO?

  • @Wastingsometimehere
    @Wastingsometimehere ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Red Mage is insanely fun. Especially when you literally have to ressurrect a fallen party.

    • @RJ.the.artist
      @RJ.the.artist ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, we do all that work and get no commendations. This is why I don’t hesitate to commit Verflashbang.

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RJ.the.artist I laughed a little on that.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Red Mage more like Rez Mage.

    • @catdaddy294
      @catdaddy294 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh god, what did I get myself into by learning Red Mage?

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@catdaddy294 Being the only dps who has to help with heals. That's what.

  • @davidromeroblaya7920
    @davidromeroblaya7920 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I don't play FF XIV but I have learned a couple of things about mages in this game:
    -Black mages are a nutritional supplement for your recommended daily dose of heavy metal.
    -Red mages use the ancient magical knowledge of slashomancy.
    -It's hard to be a blue mage. Really, really, really hard. If you are a blue mage, consider other professional career with more future like guinea pig in a laboratory.
    -WACHAAAAAA!!!

    • @bolladragon
      @bolladragon ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is 100% correct

    • @tentativegazer
      @tentativegazer ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its hard being a blue mage, its hard and nobody understands

    • @Firehawk376
      @Firehawk376 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BLU is kind of weird.
      Your level caps out well below everyone else's, you have to suffer to learn any of your spells, you're not invited to any of the good parties, and you are entirely capable of soloing any dungeon with the right build. Properly specced, a BLU is the most powerful class in the game by a huge margin. Too bad you almost never get to actually use it.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Firehawk376can’t even MSQ with it

    • @saltyk9869
      @saltyk9869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BLU can be fun for some content. I remember there was some event and people were going through a particular dungeon as fast as they could to maximize efficiency. 3 BLU and a tank was very good if your BLU had the right spells. Could kill large groups of enemies quickly, kill two of the bosses in seconds and the last boss was relatively quick if you knew what you were doing. BLU is also good for FATE farming for much the same reasons.

  • @KrakatonMain
    @KrakatonMain ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I'm so happy that you got so many submissions for self-destructs 😂 I'm the kind of person who learns Self-destruct/Explosion in a Nuzlocke just because "if you're ever about to die and it can't be avoided, I want you to have the satisfaction of taking that bastard down with you" and also "lol angy orb go kaboom"

    • @Firehawk376
      @Firehawk376 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Self destruct is pretty much THE Blue Mage party trick. It's not uncommon to see a BLU wander into a group of people standing around in a city and just detonate for no fucking reason. After that, it's a race to see which of the nearby healers can get to you first. Fun times for all.

    • @coyoteseattle
      @coyoteseattle ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Firehawk376 It's good for that! When I'm running stuff with my friends, it's become tradition that, when someone has to leave, rather than using Return, they switch to BLU and self-destruct.

  • @charlesmoore3390
    @charlesmoore3390 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    As a career Black Mage. I approve. And, yes, I do hear death metal when I'm in my fire phase.

  • @TheGreedyWolf
    @TheGreedyWolf ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The zero punctuation reference came out of nowhere and was amazing! Thanks for making me giggle JoCat

  • @mattkaminski535
    @mattkaminski535 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The I presume to be Zero Punctuation reference at 2:04 got me laughing so hard. As always love your content JoCat.

    • @samtrue3
      @samtrue3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My favourite hobby projectile mineralogy.

    • @stephentomsky9576
      @stephentomsky9576 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Here's a clipped version of the reference for those not in the know th-cam.com/video/hFs7jkSG3mk/w-d-xo.html

    • @greenhydra10
      @greenhydra10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah, that does sound like something Yahtzee would say.

    • @warlock415
      @warlock415 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Projectile mineralogy!

    • @user-nk8ft3nn8z
      @user-nk8ft3nn8z ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right, I saw that and immediately went to the comments to see if anyone else got it

  • @TyrMcDohl
    @TyrMcDohl ปีที่แล้ว +235

    If this is indeed the end of JoCrap, a fine note to go out on

    • @sixthcairn
      @sixthcairn ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There's still gatherers and Crafters.
      I dunno how he could pull it off, but if he ever decided to...

    • @arogon8797
      @arogon8797 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sixthcairnI’d honestly be surprised if he decided to do gatherers/crafters. I’d also laugh if he decided to do one for savage/ultimate raids but I get the feeling this was the last one.

    • @pedroscoponi4905
      @pedroscoponi4905 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don't doubt we'll see another crap guide series someday but god only knows what and when. I'm very curious to see which direction Jo is going to go now 👀

    • @LeonardoBramante
      @LeonardoBramante ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Time for a Crap Guide to FFXIV: Raiding.

    • @seath8055
      @seath8055 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh is he not doing any more crap guides to anything after this one?

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Joy: Another JoCat video!
    *Depression:* He finished all the job roles.

    • @Syogren
      @Syogren 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For now! 😈

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A new challenger approaches!

  • @ruujvt
    @ruujvt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "To Blue Mage...is to suffer." Coming from someone who once tried to help a friend level Blue Mage, this was the most accurate statement

    • @InsanoRider777
      @InsanoRider777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Leveling BLU is easy lmao; just go out into the highest level wilderness you can handle as a BLU and consign some poor species to extinction as you ruthlessly slaughter them over and over again!

  • @darkhand412
    @darkhand412 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love how this guide releases the day after the 6.45 BLU update and you give it plenty of lovely screen-time :D

    • @warlock415
      @warlock415 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you notice 4:48?

    • @darkhand412
      @darkhand412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@warlock415 I'm just noting the good timing of the video's release. Of course I noticed!

  • @gracia_borealis
    @gracia_borealis ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've been thinking about a tank arcanist job since this video dropped and I'm so here for the idea
    You could have your summon act as a second tank, as a support with a ton of shields, you could go into a phase where you fuse with your summon to take more hits or deal more damage. I'd be so down for a tank summoner

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Back when I was new to the game, (and a lot dumber), and in the ARR era before any of the expansions came out, I was determined to play a pure Arcanist instead of upgrading to summoner or scholar, since part of what made me want to play the game was the arcanist class and the carbuncles, while both SCH and SMN lost them. At the time the way the cross class skills worked made it where you could customize a bit more and there was a few benefits to staying in a base class instead of a job, (though the loss in dps wasn't worth it at all). It let you build a more "jack of all trades" play style rather than fitting as purely into the main roles, kind of like Blue Mage, but still being able to queue for runs. So obviously, there were issues.
      I ended up using the topaz carbuncle all the time back then and depending on the party I was in they either loved it or hated it, because if the tank went down she was always there to pick up the slack, but if the tank wasn't too competent then she'd take over and cause chaos. The runs were definitely slower, and obviously looking back on it I know I was a bit of a menance as a result, but it led to some fun times. I remember having times in the 24 player raid where the tanks would die and my little carbuncle would end up tanking the final boss for the rest of the run. There were runs I got kicked for over it, but there were also runs where I got commendations and people had a lot of fun, so ultimately while I'd never do it again out of courtesy, even if it still worked how it used to, I don't regret it in the least and those are still some of my fondest memories.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch ปีที่แล้ว +53

    A thing I genuinely love about JoCat is that his art style for these Crap Guides are consistent yet always improving.
    Looking back at his first DnD video and comparing it to this you can see the improvements; but the style itself stays the same.

  • @chernobyl169
    @chernobyl169 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The self-destruct mosaic at the end was just what I needed in my life

  • @kevingriffith6011
    @kevingriffith6011 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Thousand needles kinda sucks" I mean, true... but at the same time it's earned it's spot in the pantheon of blue mage spells I actually used a *lot* in the early blue mage levels, for what is playing blue mage but soloing dungeons because you have no friends... and 1000 damage is a lot in Haukke Manor if you don't have the "freeze everything" spell yet.

    • @Zanador
      @Zanador ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, it sucks after level 30 or 40 or so but before that it's one of the best spells you have access to.

    • @evilanimegenious
      @evilanimegenious ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Zanadorand it isn't nerfed by mighty guard either as it's fixed dmg

  • @wackywoohoopizzaman316
    @wackywoohoopizzaman316 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've never played Final Fantasy, so this video made me feel like I learned everything yet nothing at the same time
    Guess I better start

  • @WizardWill
    @WizardWill ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it must be a massive relief to finally have this done, Great job Jo, great video, great series of videos, and see you on your next project!

  • @nyminenemine
    @nyminenemine ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I unabashedly love blue mage and understand why its been put in a corner. No one would know any mechanics because I would be dooming bosses with no chill and death explosioning the very second anything got within an eyelash of effective HP range. I am an awful goblin child and I know what I've done and what I would do if I was allowed to be free. And in build a parties with friends I always bring it *fight me*.

    • @twotoned_echos
      @twotoned_echos ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You are the ideal Blue Mage

    • @lysandermorgensonne9850
      @lysandermorgensonne9850 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The BLU job stone is just Gremlin Energy condensed into solid form, and you understood the assignment :D

    • @avaricsymphorian
      @avaricsymphorian ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it too! I'm not nearly good enough at it to get the Morbol mount, but I have a lot of fun hunting down new spells, and then ANNIHILATING FATEs with them.

  • @PlaneswalkerTARDIS
    @PlaneswalkerTARDIS ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dont forget SMN can also rez (or now). It makes us the emergency healers. Ive saved the party by rezing the dead healers several times (usually dieing immediately after to an AOE i missed while hard-casting the second rez for the other healer. )

    • @rina8719
      @rina8719 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Puppet's Bunker killed my mana as smn. The amount of healers I had to rez was insane.

  • @Taldrakken
    @Taldrakken ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want you to know that I recommend this series to a couple new friends to the game. This series is far from crap and what made me a better Tank when I first started. Thank you for sticking to it and creating such an entertaining and worthwhile guide series

  • @linkz016
    @linkz016 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    JoCat, Just. Doesnt. Miss.
    Another banger video to add to the collection.

  • @Mongoosegoose
    @Mongoosegoose ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Another banger, Joe. I can feel the pain at the end.

  • @Nevict
    @Nevict ปีที่แล้ว +77

    One can say a lot about black mages, but nobody can deny that they have the best mascot: Vivi, from FF9.

    • @milesdavila5363
      @milesdavila5363 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mr. Ornitier is best existential crisis boy.

    • @Mas-cm6cy
      @Mas-cm6cy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DA BABY!!!!!

  • @bucket9092
    @bucket9092 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this series actually got me to start playing the game 7 months ago
    i picked black mage and somehow pushed through, and it's still one of my favorite jobs to play !
    thank you for making fun of us it's very fun to do so

  • @chuckstronggtx6863
    @chuckstronggtx6863 ปีที่แล้ว

    dang that song at the end. Took me back to my childhood! awesome video as always, Ty for the content.

  • @Pyre
    @Pyre ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Being Red Mage means, like Bard, being one of the people in the position to save the raid if enough things go *just* wrong enough. Precision insta-raises feels amazing when it works, even though it only works once or twice before you can't keep up.
    And I caught that Samurai Jack reference.
    (And praise Larryzaur).

    • @maracaegrizzley8734
      @maracaegrizzley8734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a reason my Red Mage has a customized Rez Macro. "Red Mage Rez Machine go Brrrrrrrr..."

    • @Pyre
      @Pyre ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maracaegrizzley8734
      One of those things where you hear people talking about it being a thing, you go "I can do that?" Then you get to the right level and you discover you CAN do that.
      And not gonna lie, getting to go "I said EVERYBODY LIVES" at the boss and yank both healers back up, then successfully finish the raid, is some of the most satisfying fun I've had in XIV.

    • @maracaegrizzley8734
      @maracaegrizzley8734 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pyre Yup. There's a very good reason why Red Mage and Summoner are *both* high on my list of preferred jobs to play. And if I'm going into content during Release Week that I haven't been through? And sometimes even if I have? I tend to default to Red Mage just so I can pick people back up again.
      Granted, if I'm having a Bad Brain Day, I'll turn to Machinist so I don't have to deal with the Responsibility, but Red Mage is *awesome* fun when getting to save the run.

  • @TeamKhandiKhane
    @TeamKhandiKhane ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I've had a relatively depressing week. And I saw this. Thank you Jocat I needed a pick me up and this is it.

  • @loganusher591
    @loganusher591 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Killer video and great ZP reference in there! 😝 Keep up the good work in this and all your other fun projects!

  • @NightofOrion
    @NightofOrion ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish you could have seen my face when the Jakko song came on. Your musical genius continues to astound JoCat. Thanks for the seratonin, I needed the laughs today

  • @InstantSilence
    @InstantSilence ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You showed the small versions of the Summoner's summons. What I find most fun about them is absolutely covering the screen with these monstrosities at full size to impair my and my teammates' vision of the boss mechanics.
    Edit: I know it doesn't change individual player settings, but I do it for the people who haven't set them to small.

    • @arachineatzeer7478
      @arachineatzeer7478 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Each person has to change it so you can have smol summons but everyone else could have huge ones (and you can change it per summon)

    • @Pherim_
      @Pherim_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heck, i almost cant see already during fights. I will have to turn the Summons down when i reach a High level in the job

    • @Sketchblopp
      @Sketchblopp ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hate to break it to you, but if you set your summons to the proper (aka BIG :D ) size, your teammates stay unaffected. This setting is only applied on your end and counts for all summons, from yourself and others. So you can't troll teammates with big Garuda boobs unless you tell them "/petsize all large" makes them disappear, which is... hard to sell.

    • @SpellFlare
      @SpellFlare ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just want a BEEG Carby...

  • @skwarrior14
    @skwarrior14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:50
    literally brought me back to og samurai jack

  • @azraelfaye
    @azraelfaye ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been waiting for this one Since you started making these and I couldn't be happier with the outcome! I absolutely love it!

  • @jenikabartlett9396
    @jenikabartlett9396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact on slidecasting: If there's a emote on your bars it'll light up at the same time as slidecasting becomes possible

  • @kimi7396
    @kimi7396 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My man breaking out fucking Yakko's World was a treat

    • @cosmicneko7225
      @cosmicneko7225 ปีที่แล้ว

      caught me off guard but gave me some nostalgia

  • @WittyUsername816
    @WittyUsername816 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    If you stand in the AoE, I have revoked your healing privileges. - Your healer.

    • @pies765
      @pies765 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Heal me or I will make sure to have strangely already used my swiftcast if you go down - Your Summoner

    • @SharinganMaster24
      @SharinganMaster24 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hey hey hey, don't make me turn off Tank stance and let the boss come after you both.
      -Your Tank

    • @craigfunk3453
      @craigfunk3453 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a BLU I counter with literal 'stand in fire, DPS higher' thanks to Cold Fog.

    • @HimitsuYami
      @HimitsuYami ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As a Red Mage I'll just do your job for you and still do more DPS. But if you don't heal me, you won't get a rez when your pinky toe grazes an aoe and you drop

    • @CidVeldoril
      @CidVeldoril ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@HimitsuYami And we'll steal their LB as well. It's the Red Mage way.

  • @aa-id7li
    @aa-id7li 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    We miss you JoCat.

  • @johnaldridge8611
    @johnaldridge8611 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been waiting for this one and, as usual, JoCat did not disappoint!

  • @pandaua7426
    @pandaua7426 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want a full version of this song it actually started out really good. 0:44

  • @theflamingrooster2983
    @theflamingrooster2983 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:05 love the Yahtzee reference

  • @LarvaTubaShow
    @LarvaTubaShow ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another great one Joe! Wonderful as always ❤

  • @kaylads
    @kaylads ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Two TF2 refrences in a FFXIV video made by my favorite DnD DM! All my favorite things. Thanks for this series Jo, it's always such a joy to watch! ❤

  • @SilentHana
    @SilentHana ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Blue Mage song is peak, thank you for blessing my ears

  • @alrdye
    @alrdye 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My god, this series is amazing. Each one feels like a blur but if you really pay attention and watch them repeatedly, not only will you be laughing, A LOT, but you'll learn some shit. Please do more!!

  • @coyoten8897
    @coyoten8897 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh i love how this came out!! i didnt know about slide casting or how summoner has changed

  • @tauntednost142
    @tauntednost142 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I main blue mage and you... kinda described it perfectly. congratz

    • @Lorfo11
      @Lorfo11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MAIN Blue Mage?! WHY?!

    • @JenDeyan
      @JenDeyan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You some kinda masochist?

    • @UnPoisson
      @UnPoisson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue mage seems cool tbh

    • @hmmmooops
      @hmmmooops ปีที่แล้ว

      Main Blue Mage where?

    • @tauntednost142
      @tauntednost142 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hmmmooops Main Blue Mage that has many one-shot moves :D

  • @dnielbloqg
    @dnielbloqg ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:05 I did not expect a Zero Punctuation reference, well done 😂

  • @josephkroll5517
    @josephkroll5517 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved this. Glad you referenced Blue Mage. God theres something satisfying about seeing a perfect BLU burst phase...

  • @vincent207
    @vincent207 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    These Crap Guides were what introduced me to this channel. I hope this last week doesn’t permanently turn you off to posting videos. Though if it does, I wish you the best.

  • @SlideIX
    @SlideIX ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was already invested because it’s a JoCat/JoCrap video but as soon as I heard the Animaniacs tune I couldn’t stop the huge grin that instantly started spreading on my face.

  • @fd5934
    @fd5934 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for the great videos you put out Jo, I just want you to know i tend to rewatch them a lot, sometimes as white noise, other on sad days, and sometimes because i want to watch something good and cheerful. Thanks for your hard work!

  • @ravenclawfairy3648
    @ravenclawfairy3648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I needed this video, JoCat. Your videos always come right when I need them! ❤️🤣

  • @Narutobelieveit56
    @Narutobelieveit56 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When you don't know you need something but Jocat sings and then you know. You never needed something more than now.

  • @mr_p0p0ff39
    @mr_p0p0ff39 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You really put in the work when making a video. Leveling up every class like you do

  • @JohnSmith-ux8yv
    @JohnSmith-ux8yv ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like to also stand in the ley lines as a summoner to help the blm feel special!
    Also, maybe cover the strange part of summoners that go through weird teen angst phases as they level. Early SMN feels nothing like late game SMN to the point they feel like almost entirely different classes rolled into one!

    • @Gofr5
      @Gofr5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you're that SMN that jumps in to my leylines and then fills my screen up with Titan's massive butt and makes me not see the boss aoe that is aimed right at me and makes me take the hit. I mean, I wouldn't have moved anyway 😅, but I would've at least put up my barrier.

  • @TheZomGuy
    @TheZomGuy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I know the crap guides take a ton of effort and energy. Thank you. Despite not playing the game (ugh, subs & time), I still enjoy the end result greatly and appreciate all of the work you put in.

  • @KitaBFawkes
    @KitaBFawkes ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Some comments about Black Mage!
    Your rotation is actually a lot more dynamic than just fire in sync'd content, due to the constant changes to your AoE rotation. This is kind of nice, as it eases you into the more complicated single target rotations you deal with later. Mob groups require less focus for you personally, so its nice they give you something more complicated, and by the time you get Fire IV the big girl dress gets put on and you have to learn to focus on rotation and deal with single target enemies, which tend to be more involved for movement.
    Second? Black Mage is actually, and ironically, the most mobile class in the game. It may not seem it at first, but your capacity to slide to team mates and back to your ley lines means you can *zoom*, and due to the multiple charges on Aetherial Manipulation now, you're even more mobile. Its just that you're selectively mobile as opposed to generally mobile. The other casters have more general mobility, but its no where near as fast or far at any given point, and lets be real... Slidecasting is more cool when said cast is your Triplecast charges as you slide the full distance of the boss arena.

  • @GrimnirsGrudge
    @GrimnirsGrudge ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Fantastic as always. Finally Black Mage representation. My favorite class. Those aren't flaws! They're character building...

  • @dragonboyexz
    @dragonboyexz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Congrat on finishing series, I wish you all the best.

  • @asnail7346
    @asnail7346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great work as always JoCat, kinda weird that the video just went white after 4:35 but I still enjoyed it!

  • @LordMrF
    @LordMrF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my goodness your glass house is sparkling delightfully in the morning sun, what a nice day to indulge in your favorite hobby of projectile mineralogy!
    isn't jocat?

  • @MrIrule111
    @MrIrule111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Yeah I didn't forget, I was just hoping you had."
    Damn, didn't know Jo was part of the team that works on BLU updates.

  • @tomfranck8821
    @tomfranck8821 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:04 i do see what you did there sir and i approve your taste in comedic game reviews

  • @BombOmbBuddy
    @BombOmbBuddy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After watching your talk at A-Kon I have a whole new appreciation for the A Crap Guide videos! Keep being awesome!

  • @someoneusedtobeknown2645
    @someoneusedtobeknown2645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That musical number was great! You really ended it with a bang!

  • @joenelson7928
    @joenelson7928 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't get over how talented JoeCat is! Love seeing your stuff
    , hope you are well.

  • @aeloswindrunner
    @aeloswindrunner ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the ZP reference there, the projectile mineralogy joke is one of my favourites

  • @zerumsiru5204
    @zerumsiru5204 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This makes me want to play a blue mage to wander around as a traveling magician showing off magic to players only to finish it off with self-destruct

  • @leadroftherats8488
    @leadroftherats8488 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't even play ffxiv but these videos are hilarious. I love your editing style.

  • @HanonIV
    @HanonIV ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i just recently started to play a black mage 2 weeks ago and i must say that jocat really motivated me to stray from my path from wow and try out ff14 :D so also thank you for that crapguide, which i really need in a few levels!

  • @tanushkalazaretto8465
    @tanushkalazaretto8465 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Quite an interesting video. You have put a lot of work and information into it. Thank you. This information is important to many.

  • @axelvoss9653
    @axelvoss9653 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a RDM main, I'd been waiting patiently for your take, and you did not disappoint.

  • @cuross01
    @cuross01 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That final "suck it, black mage" satisfied my every need for the entire day. I have reached nirvana

  • @matthewsmyth3217
    @matthewsmyth3217 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that Animaniacs reference was amazing. JoCat on point as always:D

  • @aidanjackson5084
    @aidanjackson5084 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:04 - Love the little snuck in Zero Punctuation joke/reference

  • @mme725
    @mme725 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Blue Mage might have problems. But it made the Animaniacs parody happen so its my new favorite class.

  • @sw4ahl
    @sw4ahl ปีที่แล้ว +18

    These are so honest, it's painful.

  • @peng1luver259
    @peng1luver259 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice, that end song is awesome as well

  • @sanddry738
    @sanddry738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happiest I’ve every felt outside of the story was the healer thanking me as a RDM for rezing them and the team constantly when alliance was close to wiping in Alegia during the last boss.