ARCHIE LUXURY EXPLODES - Dutch Patek Philippe owner Mattice

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  • @friggetyfuck
    @friggetyfuck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This guy knows how to push Archie's buttons, giving one of Archie's favourites to a 12 year old kid.. classic!

  • @HomeboyChris
    @HomeboyChris 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love how people are trolling Archie now in these review requests to get a reaction out of him. This guy knows what he was doing. Lousy $20 donation/getting Rolex for 12yr old/Christian brothel operator - that combo right there is some trolling gold. And he had to throw in the Range Rover thing too, that was the cherry on top.

    • @HomeboyChris
      @HomeboyChris 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Surb S Yeah if u know anything about Archie, you know how antagonistic that shit is. I wonder if this viewer even exists really, or if he just made this one up.

    • @Tendertroll1
      @Tendertroll1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He hates successful people, he is jealous

  • @JoshD1001
    @JoshD1001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Asked not to mention the donation,
    mentions the donation..

  • @MrRoyck10
    @MrRoyck10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Only a pimp would give a 12 years old a Rolex explorer. No man that worked hard for their cash will spoil a child rotten, how about by him a book to read.

  • @Zane0202
    @Zane0202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    when a 5711 was 25k :')

  • @TheKnobCalledTone.
    @TheKnobCalledTone. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To be fair, a "prostitution operator" is a more honourable profession than being a real estate agent.

  • @matty74123
    @matty74123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Thats one of the best Archive vids ever

  • @albertkelly7129
    @albertkelly7129 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Everyone MUST watch the last 20 seconds!!!
    gold!

    • @drawincode1800
      @drawincode1800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya cheap arse bastard lol

    • @albertkelly7129
      @albertkelly7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drawincode1800 hahaha i forgot i used to watch this channel

  • @DisabilityExams
    @DisabilityExams 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A stern lecture on morality by Archie Luxury - great vid!!!

  • @SLO722
    @SLO722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think Archie has a better chance of Thierry Stern watching this video for therapeutic reasons than this Matisse fella being "good friends" with Thierry Stern. This is one of your best, Archie! from 2022

  • @Tommy_ZM
    @Tommy_ZM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mattice knew what to buy before any of us hahaha

  • @brainix
    @brainix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice one, Archie! Good to see your MORAL COMPASS is pointing the right way.

  • @troydyall6624
    @troydyall6624 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bring these classics back please

  • @stauffer65
    @stauffer65 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice one Archie!! I TOTALLY agree!!! People don't like to hear the truth today!!!

  • @samj1554
    @samj1554 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Archie, you should get your TV show here in the US, you are fucken great, keep up the good work

  • @samadrid6321
    @samadrid6321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mattice, I got a discount on my watch when I bought it from JewelersOnTime and mentioned Archie. If I mention Archie will you give me a discount?

  • @rezo147
    @rezo147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    couldnt stop laughing

  • @gjcarr2991
    @gjcarr2991 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Don't give your s a Rolex.....give him a man on the moonnnnnnnnn

  • @javmex2003
    @javmex2003 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahaha "Cheap ass bastard!" Hahaha nice one archie! Great advice!

  • @Doggieman1111
    @Doggieman1111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great vid, really funny.

  • @alexsaffron3497
    @alexsaffron3497 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Archie why are you so nasty to Mattice he sounds like a good falla ...Fuck me dead!!

  • @Doggieman1111
    @Doggieman1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of Archie's best

  • @243wayne1
    @243wayne1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Range Rover = Indian Tata Motors = Joke

  • @243wayne1
    @243wayne1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice One Archie!

  • @dezent
    @dezent 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a troll, not a real person.

  • @cebruthius
    @cebruthius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Forget BANGERZZZ go to Amsterdam Archie!

  • @jimmyhennebry8496
    @jimmyhennebry8496 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    one of the best advice videos

  • @falsepride8873
    @falsepride8873 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You get a japanese watch when you finish high school. Seiko, citizen, nixon, etc. when you graduate from college, then you achieved a swiss time piece. Rolex, tag heuer, omega, oris, etc.

    • @levimowrer3539
      @levimowrer3539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      falsepride 88 Tag Heuer is a shitter brand

  • @alfredspence3227
    @alfredspence3227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never laugh so hard in my life.

  • @davidskeeterskeeter1835
    @davidskeeterskeeter1835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do the maths fuckers, the posers,,Done his bolloks in on the deal,!! 🐖💨

  • @NJSINVESTMENTS
    @NJSINVESTMENTS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Ending was the Best Part!!

  • @carstentlund
    @carstentlund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow... I want to go back to 2015 and buy a few Pateks...

  • @charlie7678
    @charlie7678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Archie his collection is badass, stop haten Arch.

  • @gackhuhn4868
    @gackhuhn4868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    from todays perspective good deal because the pps are worth over 15ok

  • @ronnypaul1400
    @ronnypaul1400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great vid!!!

  • @remmymartinnn7092
    @remmymartinnn7092 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The 5711 comment aged like milk 😂😂😂

  • @GustoTheGamer
    @GustoTheGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great ARCHIE video!!! Good one ARCHIE!!!

  • @rocketmanpm
    @rocketmanpm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, he certainly is teaching his son to, "Earn his own fucking money".

  • @dylanz9429
    @dylanz9429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5711 for 22?? I wish

  • @mabotnes
    @mabotnes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoyed this review! :-)

  • @HomeboyChris
    @HomeboyChris 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Christian Pimp ftw!

  • @jimmyf1312
    @jimmyf1312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice one Archie

  • @alexsaffron3497
    @alexsaffron3497 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fuck me dead!!

  • @samjep2
    @samjep2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Christ these old vids are funny

  • @Imaveryniceguy
    @Imaveryniceguy ปีที่แล้ว

    My Dutch boy digged his own grave🤣🤣

  • @1911m1a1ellis
    @1911m1a1ellis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Archibald what the 3rd? I reckon it's Stavros Geogeiopolus the 2nd.

  • @Seafury2004
    @Seafury2004 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny vid to say the least. Nice one Arch!

  • @antonc108
    @antonc108 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good one Archie. Sometimes this archie bloke speaks some senses.

  • @sbsb7845
    @sbsb7845 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Patek's

  • @johnnyboy1586
    @johnnyboy1586 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You can't expect a big donation from a Dutchman😅

  • @jjhrkel
    @jjhrkel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video, archie!

  • @opiewontaylor
    @opiewontaylor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Arch, does a proper gentleman own two solid gold Rolex watches that he can not afford, then e-beg for money from strangers? Just wondering.

  • @testastretta77
    @testastretta77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He must be put in his place! Too big an ego!

  • @maynardjoseph
    @maynardjoseph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! Archie your're biting the hand that feeds you.

  • @RodneyAllanPoe
    @RodneyAllanPoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic Archie!

  • @austin1621
    @austin1621 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Android watch ad came on before the video.... Fuck me dead!!

  • @suj1945
    @suj1945 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fuckin LOL genius video.

  • @marcelochristofori8469
    @marcelochristofori8469 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Soooo good !

  • @mick215
    @mick215 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuck me dead Archie this is comic gold. You are the man !

  • @georgejetson4480
    @georgejetson4480 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one!

  • @mepicaeltrasero
    @mepicaeltrasero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is how jeallous sounds....

  • @doods0602
    @doods0602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wondering if AC3 realized that he was being trolled while shooting the vid? Lol

  • @AP-gn9fd
    @AP-gn9fd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic Arch

  • @brianconnelly5204
    @brianconnelly5204 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Archie careful you don't lose your freebie in Amsterdam!!!

  • @OrcOnAFork
    @OrcOnAFork 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is a great video lmfao

  • @renovarwwis7943
    @renovarwwis7943 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Again I take a dump listening to this video except it's so long. I dumped so much that I feel dizzy afterwards. To be honest I dont even want any of those watches the dude has even if it's given to me 1/2 price.

  • @tibchy144
    @tibchy144 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    in holland prostitution is a regulated industry like any other so you can't just assume it's a dirty business and maybe this guy owns a hotel where prostitutes can do their business more safely than on the streets, he should give his son a rolex when he finishes education

  • @mrfrisky5887
    @mrfrisky5887 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    phuck that give the kid a tag heuer or some other shit .. preowned let him earn the rolex on his own dime

  • @chucklai44
    @chucklai44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pimp smacks of new money... should have told him to get the solid gold sub... and get rid of the exp 2 and sea dweller... for a pimp with his kind of money the collection is a bit weak ... Archie is hilarious.

  • @jw.2507
    @jw.2507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahaha best video ever

  • @davidskeeterskeeter1835
    @davidskeeterskeeter1835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta be a windup cunters,! 😂😂😂

  • @argopunk
    @argopunk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prostitution is respected in Amsterdam.

  • @neiltaylor5332
    @neiltaylor5332 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pimp my watch.

  • @TheArtOfCool
    @TheArtOfCool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is right Land Rovers are shit! I

  • @minnesotafretswithmartybei5890
    @minnesotafretswithmartybei5890 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius

  • @243wayne1
    @243wayne1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice pieces. Lose the Range Rover. Add Lexus LX570. Done. You're welcome.

  • @hcavn
    @hcavn 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck, the irony is strong here bigboy. I do note that you use the term "lady of the night" though - so that sort of lets you off - as when you are in bangers, you only inseminate "ladyboys of the night".

  • @caleb7107
    @caleb7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice vid arch, this guy needs to he taken down a few notches

  • @Gorry152
    @Gorry152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are mad aren't you Archie, mad as a hatter.

  • @iqbalroskolnikov1391
    @iqbalroskolnikov1391 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this collections is all wrong. Archie what in the world are you smoking to give this 8\10? Your advice should be: 1. coach your son to appreciate watches and then give him a good piece to start with. if he is to inherit your collection then you may want to spend time watch talking and buying with him. 2. His collection if limited to 4 pieces should either be all Patek or only one Patek and one Rolex. If all Patek, keep the 2 and add Annual/Perpetual Calendar and a full gold bracelet Patek. If not all Patek, then sell rose gold, and both Rolex, buy back rose gold (not 2 tone) Daytona, a Breguet Classic with simple complication and Lange Datograph.

  • @milankovacevic1483
    @milankovacevic1483 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Prostitution is legal in Amsterdam, Archie. There is even a lady of the night monument there in one of the squares in red light district.

    • @Desertduleler_88
      @Desertduleler_88 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Too bad they have already been fucked by middle easterners.

    • @andydavie8140
      @andydavie8140 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's respectable.

    • @milankovacevic1483
      @milankovacevic1483 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any legal job is respectable. Driving a bus, owning a bank, being a teacher, or owning a bordelo.

    • @andydavie8140
      @andydavie8140 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Well, that's your opinion, but I disagree - there are plenty of people making fortunes in very legal, but unethical, ways. I have no respect for them. Arms dealers, owners of child labor sweatshops in Bangladesh, and those who profit off sexually exploiting women can't be touched by the law, but that doesn't make them pillars of society.

  • @keekeefries6298
    @keekeefries6298 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful review Archie! Way to bitch slap that pimp!

  • @RandomMito
    @RandomMito 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    hi

  • @YouthOfWeymouth
    @YouthOfWeymouth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha surely this was a troll this cant be a real person 😂

  • @jonnybreakz
    @jonnybreakz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe you've have been smoking those marijuana biscuits - AC3 Strong moral compass Arch!!

  • @skiiddy
    @skiiddy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Range Rovers are shit!

  • @alvinkoh5556
    @alvinkoh5556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Archie is rapidly loosing popularity ! Really!

  • @Cameron-wx1uv
    @Cameron-wx1uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dumb move

  • @zatarawood3588
    @zatarawood3588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont understand why you who use hookers regularly and boast about it are so upset about with this guy running a brothel? he's faciliating your habit, if you call him dirty, grubby etc surely these adjectives apply equally to you since you are the customer? you could make an argument that you don't think someone should make money from prostitutes, that they should all be self employed, but this is an argument then against organised business. you should be equally annoyed at any corporate then. you could say that pimps or brothel owners are exploitative and have poor working practices to put it mildly, but this is an issue with how some practise their business, not the business itself.
    you called it a low rent business, but it seems like it pays pretty well since the guy is rocking two rollies and two pateks LoL Rolex id say is perfect for a pimp, gold and iced out perfect. the pateks are perhaps somewhat subdued for someone in his line of work. ideally id go for a diver as this would be easiest to clean semen stains of the face of the watch etc. Sell him your gold SUB ... perfect choice!

  • @petermartin9494
    @petermartin9494 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Archie.... Prostitution business is respectable and reputable in Holland. Don't impose your narrow views on the rest of the world.

    • @richardstevens8839
      @richardstevens8839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Martin These is nothing reputable about prostitution, legal or illegal it does a lot of damage to people and very often people feel worse after having done it

    • @petermartin9494
      @petermartin9494 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad after a day cleaning toilets.

    • @pedobear497
      @pedobear497 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prostitution is not respectable in the least.

  • @HansGruber006
    @HansGruber006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Squale squale squale is the best

  • @8KoG8
    @8KoG8 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    so it is ok to use prostitutes ,there is nothing wrong with working as a prostitute ,but it is wrong and shameful to give gentlemen pleasure via prostitutes, who willingly engage in sinful activities, for money,that is hypocritical ,it is like saying that working in a brothel is ok,visiting a brothel is also ok ,but it is morally degrading to own a brothel ,shame on you for your hypocrisy
    wait for the boy to start high school and give him a datejust steel with white gold bezel or a yachtmaster steel with a platinum bezel,that what dad got when i was starting high school,that is only ok if you send your son to private school,if he goes to public school hold off on the rolex until he graduates

  • @nsbrando
    @nsbrando 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    archie, leave out his job status, it does not concern you!!! focus on his collection, if all people not buy retail, then where do 2nd hand come from? ...

  • @shafserious2805
    @shafserious2805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol dunno what to say... buying patek with dirty money!!! unchristian indeed!!
    The jealousy ozzing out of Arch lol

  • @Tiger24kicks
    @Tiger24kicks 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This clown is talking about being a respectable gentleman. But curses like a sailor

  • @bighands69
    @bighands69 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a horrible classless video to be honest.
    A person makes a donation to a financially trouble person and then what does he do he goes out and makes this video.
    Talk about a lack of class and lack gentlemanship.

  • @joshthediv1
    @joshthediv1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one Archie