Puma hoodie, several hundreds of dollars or more of ink work, top brand sneakers, earrings, lottery tickets, and a lowlife shoplifter from a small business. Just lovely.
@@laura-kn9qf these idiots get a life time of embarrassment by being put on blast on the internet for the rest of their lives. I would hardly call that just "letting them go".
I love the part where the thieves try and cash out whatever item while the clerk is literally watching the video of them stealing while they’re just standing there!!😂😂😂
Beef jerky is a scam anyway, scraps of flank and skirt for pennies but being sold at 1500% production price. I can't even be mad at the companies, it's a stupid tax. More power to them...
lmao this is great as always. I was loss prevention manager at my big box retail store and I would typically take the stuff back that they tried to steal because the local authorities gave 0 craps about enforcing the law
There's no better feeling than watching the dirtbag walk out the door with 2 minutes left in the video. These confrontations where brandon just unleashes on the thief are terrific. Reminds me of the peanut butter tow truck driver.
I feel so self conscious walking into gas stations after watching this channel. Every time I look at a camera, I think shit they must think I'm a thief. Then I scratch my nose and think damn I did the thief scratch.
That brand of beef jerky is SUPER good but absolutely not worth a shoplifting charge😂crazy how people will risk their record and/or freedom over several dollars worth of gas station food, never gets old.
Reminds me when Robert Van Winkle said that Ice Ice Baby wasn't the hook from Under pressure because it didn't go "Ding ding ding dada ding dink", it went "Ding ding ding dada ding dink, cha."🤣🤣🤣
@@Fuzxguys Siri responds to other people’s voice if “Hey Siri” is activated by the phone owner first. Mine has never accepted other people’s voice to bring Siri up.
Dude I literally just want to drive down there and hang out to watch the madness for a day or two. Best vacation trip ever 😂❤ as a retired bouncer this brings me so much joy 🤣 thanks kiddo!
I live in a small town and always look up at the counter to see who I know who is working that day. Not because im stealing just to know what acquaintance I'll be talking with. But every single time I look up at the counter, I have this dudes voice in my head 😂
It’s so hilarious to me that there’s literally a sticker that says they have a TH-cam channel (basically) and people still steal 😂 I’m convinced they just want featured on the channel
I wish when you comfort these people, you let them know you have over 2 million subscribers who's going to see what they did. It's going to ge all over the internet! That'll freak them out way more than any police threat.
We finally got another "Are you a f***in' idiot?" Yes! Feels so good.
He pulls it off like somethin outta Jerry springer
I Was So Ecstatic.
yeah please no more Favtrip collaborations until they grow some stones
Omg! It hits like crack rock in the 80s 😭
But he's hungry and his EBT card is empty. Have a heart man!🤣
Puma hoodie, several hundreds of dollars or more of ink work, top brand sneakers, earrings, lottery tickets, and a lowlife shoplifter from a small business. Just lovely.
I bet he puts in an honest days work at his job too 😂
@@mikeyocainpart time Uber eats driver 😂
@@bodyzoasispersonaltraining9186 😂😂😂
@user-pk1be9pr4n I don't think anybody feels like paying, but it's a lawful obligation bruh....
Typical jailbird choice for fashion.
He really thought the red Cheez-It bag would confuse the master thief catchers
😂😂😂
@@laura-kn9qf these idiots get a life time of embarrassment by being put on blast on the internet for the rest of their lives. I would hardly call that just "letting them go".
@@jimbates955 getting public shamed to millions of ppl on the internet isn't "getting away with the jerky"
@@Insert.Name.Here.you think this guy really cares about being on a youtube video? He’s got no shame
@@MADmosche he 100% cares. Dude will be getting clowned about this for years by friends, family, and random strangers.
Guy is nostalgic for Vanilla Ice.
Word to your Mother
He was cool as ice. Yup yup.
Ice ice baby😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
To the extreme
Vanilla Lice
You scared the crap outta me when you said Siri call 911 my dumb iPad was all like sure thing chief! What the fudge!¡
This comment needs 911 likes. No more. No less.
To clarify, I mean @Ftballjock6 comment. Not mine.
Yeah that was pretty foolish
Letting your personal assistent accept commands from strangers? Yeah, that does sound foolish
Not this time, but mine has done that in the past as well.
What kind of redneck settings do you have? This just sounds like someone hungry for attention!
that look alone deserves a prison sentence.
Yes
I think it's called "Prison by Numbers".
Extended by 10 years for those Mentos earrings.
Should have called the fashion police 🚔
That's the "I've been to prison" look.
We need a store owner like this in every town in America
Any time you see plates in someone's ears you know you're dealing with a real winner.
Thieves are a never ending source of content. It's a double edged sword.
Didn’t look up at the counter = Professional Shoplifter
I love the part where the thieves try and cash out whatever item while the clerk is literally watching the video of them stealing while they’re just standing there!!😂😂😂
Those Bathroom Sound Effects were Personal 😂
I was eating and actually got a little nauseous.
I wish they would stop with the defecating sound effects… It’s pretty unnecessary honestly
Funny as hell!
Just once I'd like to see someone actually wait for the police.
Just once I'd like to see GSE call the police.
That'd be really fulfilling to see.
Or arrested
@@johnmichaelkarma Not for $6 beef jerky.
Unfortunately in alot of places now police won't even respond for shoplifters
If Walmart was a video game he would be the boss from level 2
This is the best comment on any video I've read all year
Beautiful joke
😂😂😂
This comment yo😂😂😂😂
and he still only drops common loot lol
Beef jerky is a scam anyway, scraps of flank and skirt for pennies but being sold at 1500% production price. I can't even be mad at the companies, it's a stupid tax. More power to them...
_& processed like crazy_
I get the real carne seca from Mexico since I live like 20 mins away from the boarder. Cheaper and better
Any junk food is a scam to your health
lol these never get old my man
Yes they do, America is crumbling
@777superlightwater
It has been for a while now don't cry
lmao this is great as always. I was loss prevention manager at my big box retail store and I would typically take the stuff back that they tried to steal because the local authorities gave 0 craps about enforcing the law
There is no way I would ever steal from that store ,being confronted like that would give me a heart attack 😂.
I love how the whole time the cashier is looking at the video cameras until he goes to the register.
The "MORTAL KOMBAT" theme was AWESOME👍👍👍
Unregulated substances from China.🤣🤣
Yet they still sell em'🤔
@@pft709 majority of our goods are from china so can't say much really.
If you think vapes are the only unregulated Chinese chemicals in this country have I got some news for you
Started binge watching a bunch of these again, and damn they're so hilarious 😂
When the thumbnail is a confrontation you know you’re in for a good one.
No Timmy! We have Wal-Mart vanilla ice at home! 😂
Is there a reason why you don't charge them 3x the price anymore?
Cus you can't force someone to buy something
They already charge 3x the price for everything they sell.
They likely talked to a lawyer and were told doing that was stupid.
What a fine upstanding citizen.
He shoplifted pal, can't be that good a person? Didn't you watch the video or something?
@@123MondayTuesday Its sarcasm😊
Is this your first time on the internet?@@123MondayTuesday
@@twixter0 I knew mate.
I bet you have way too much fun making those pooping dubs LMAO
SPIKE STRIPS would add a nice touch to catching the "thief scratchers"
There's no better feeling than watching the dirtbag walk out the door with 2 minutes left in the video.
These confrontations where brandon just unleashes on the thief are terrific. Reminds me of the peanut butter tow truck driver.
Is this driver something I should know about?
@@Mehlogical Just search for 'the peanut butter cream pie pocketer' well worth the 6 minutes.
*doesn't look up at the counter*
"He must be a professional." 😆
Yes this is the type of episode I want to see everytime
I feel so self conscious walking into gas stations after watching this channel. Every time I look at a camera, I think shit they must think I'm a thief. Then I scratch my nose and think damn I did the thief scratch.
The good ole Thief Scratch tells it all lol!
Its amazing how every thief always starts to itch 😂😂😂 .... Whyyy 😂
Demons lol
It's the itch of oh shit I'm doing something I'm not supposed to do
It's a soothing response to reduce stress
It's from the anxiety of being caught.
Much like a dog scratches when it is overly stressed. So do humans.
5:18 I wonder how many people had to quickly end an unexpected phone call... Lol! 🤣😂
LMAO 🤣😂
The bathroom sound effects killed me lmfao 😂😂
🥪🍔🥪🥪 1/4 lb of meat and 3 slices of cheese 💥💥
...made fresh daily!
@@haydensanford1987how the hell are they ‘made fresh daily’? Is that a joke
@PJL7095 well that's what they say
Definitely made fresh daily
@@PJL7095 because they are made fresh!
the thief scratch never fails lmao
_& Not looking at the counter when entering is only for the pros_ 😂😂
Love the confrontations
Was afraid it wasn't gonna go down in the middle aisle but boy did it
Siri lock this shoplifter up.
the facial reactions when he asks people "are you a fucking idiot"
100% this guy was listening to Eminem in his wagon.
Or vanilla ice
@@MADmosche_Nah only Em._
Gas station encounters never disappoints
I like when we can see the footage of the cashier reviewing the footage while the theft is in progress.
the price he pays for that bag of jerky is way more than the monetary value. Nice catch!
Gas station Jerky will run you 10.00 for a small bag.
Especially vacadillos
Our "Unregulated Substance from China" section had me fucking rolling
I love when they look at the cameras and just continue to steal as if they aren't working or something lol
Neck tattoo 🚩
Job interview 🚽🚽
Yall should put a holding cell in that place.
okay that vacadillos flavor is probably the best gas station jerky you can get
That brand of beef jerky is SUPER good but absolutely not worth a shoplifting charge😂crazy how people will risk their record and/or freedom over several dollars worth of gas station food, never gets old.
Those sneakers make him look like a golf club!
The Mortal Kombat insert was funny as hell, well done lad!
What if you scan the items they’re stealing at checkout? Wonder what their reactions would be like 😂
Right that will be funny 🤣😂
Reminds me when Robert Van Winkle said that Ice Ice Baby wasn't the hook from Under pressure because it didn't go "Ding ding ding dada ding dink", it went "Ding ding ding dada ding dink, cha."🤣🤣🤣
DONT DO THAT SIRI THING MY HEART IS ON THE FLOOR
Needs to be charged with FLEEING THE SCENE OF A CRIME
His voiceovers are so funny. He always sounds like a scared little boy lol
That's his best outfit.
Smart play, making them wait for authorities. When they leave, extra charge of fleeing the scene of a crime
My sisters phone called 911 when you said hey siri call 911 😭
That means the phone works, kinda. 🙄🙄
That’s kinda suspicious your sister’s Siri responding to his voice 😅
@@DennyMK007they respond to anyone who says it no voice recognition
@@Fuzxguys Siri responds to other people’s voice if “Hey Siri” is activated by the phone owner first. Mine has never accepted other people’s voice to bring Siri up.
King dingaling camera 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bra and the bathroom sound effect is crazy 🤣 this guy need a movie frfr i would watch it
Dude I literally just want to drive down there and hang out to watch the madness for a day or two. Best vacation trip ever 😂❤ as a retired bouncer this brings me so much joy 🤣 thanks kiddo!
watching these videos chopped outta my mind with a cup of joe after a long day is my favorite thing to do 😂🎉
After hearing the man having a number 2 it's made me need one 😂
I swear the thumbnail had me thinking it was a ThatWasEpic video 😂
thats my Buddy "Neva do da time keep them wondering why" 4 More Years !! 4 More Years !!
Absolutely love your commentary 👍✔️👍
I would’ve got that beef jerky back, you knew he wouldn’t wait 😩
It's contaminated with thief germs.
Those big red sneakers make him look like sonic the hedgehog. Definitely the type with some "attitude".
TH-cam dead asf, this channel is mainly the reason im still on this app 😂
Why does bro look like the *Wish* version of Juan from ThatWasEpic?
The commentary keeps getting better and better 😂
The sound effects from the bathroom killed me 😂
Love the “thief scratches.” 😂
Dropping a big fat deuce never sounded so painful and soothing at the same time.
They never wait for the cops to arrive.. lol
Would you?
They never call the cops.
They'd be calling the cops like 5 times a day.
I bought that exact hoodie way back in the late 90's....I still have it, wedging the top bunk on my cascadia from rattling 😂😂😂😂
Does anyone else *REALLY* want to see Ozzy Man narrate a GSE video? …just me? Two epic takes on the same video!
2:22 is meta. You can see him looking around while someone is looking at him stealing on video
I'm positive when sunglasses are worn like that you're 200% ready to pull the cell phone camera out.
I always get hungry when you describe the food items.
I live in a small town and always look up at the counter to see who I know who is working that day. Not because im stealing just to know what acquaintance I'll be talking with. But every single time I look up at the counter, I have this dudes voice in my head 😂
Hahahahaha. Love your vids. We’re gonna need bouncers at gas stations everywhere pretty soon
I bet he paid in full for his tattoos.
This guy needs he’s own show on tv 😂
Eventually, he gonna change the "She gone!" to "Bitch bailed!" - lol
Omg the bathroom was funny
It’s so hilarious to me that there’s literally a sticker that says they have a TH-cam channel (basically) and people still steal 😂 I’m convinced they just want featured on the channel
The pooping noises got me on the floor 😂😂😂 haha
"Nasty"
by how he looks, you'd never expect him to be a thief.
The sounds while he was on the toilet deeply disturbed me… 💀
Lol 😂 commentary gets get better every episode
They're not even embarrassed when caught.
let him know that he has a warrent for his arrest 😂😂😂
I wish when you comfort these people, you let them know you have over 2 million subscribers who's going to see what they did. It's going to ge all over the internet! That'll freak them out way more than any police threat.
"Dropping the big fat deuce" love how u humiliated them each time with this catch phrase 😂. Becoming à gimmick now 👍
The boy spent All his money on them cute ear rings. 😂
Had bro shook😮