Everybody was waiting for the "I kill you" part... Wait for iiiiiittttt😂. I can watch this stuff like nonstop. Too good Jeff Dunham... Especially with Walter and Achmed👍
@@regenmeister3034 You are meant to watch the dummy. not the ventriloquist. That way you get the jokes. And you can the lips and throat move on all ventriloquists if you watch carefully enough.
Thank you,Mr.Dunhammmmmmaummuuhm.You've never left me without a laugh.I look for new posts every day.>I've gone back about 8 years and still am left feeling the 12yo child I first saw a ventriloquist...and you can be compared to none.TY.
Seventy-two? Man! Two women in the same house are a disaster! Can you imagine seventy-two? And Salomon! No wonder he had a separate place form himself! HOLY COW!
It’s an appalling concept. What religion sacrifices poor girls to men as a reward. Says a lot about misogyny in Islam. Unless of course they are virgin boys which would make more sense. Islam is a religion of sexual insecurity and repression
So this guy goes to heaven after carrying out his task on earth, where are my 72 virgins, He asks , go into that room and they are waiting for you, says the angel , He goes in , a few moments later he walks out again, I think there's been a mistake he cries, the room is full of men , that's correct says the angel , and they're all virgins.
as a Muslim let me clear it up: there is no 72 virgins promised to martyrs any person going to heaven is promised, angels that always feel like virgins. you don't have to be a martyr ( and terrorists are no martyrs ) just do charity and don't be an asshole and .... also for women who go to heaven there are male angles
Some Muslim scholar screwed up translating that '72 virgins in paradise' phrase. It was actually 'one 72 year old virgin'. When the word gets out, there will be a lot less martyrs and suicide bombers.
I first saw him app in 1984 on German (yes) television and found him hilariously brilliant even beeing so young. Then next time live 1997 in Denver brilliant again.
God Say : " Indeed, We Have Produced Them [ i . e ., The Women of Paradise ] in A [ New ] Creation And Made Them Virgins Devoted [ to Their Husbands ] and of Equal Age For The Companions of The Right [ Who Are ] ---- > Who told U That they don't know what 2 do? - In fact, you don't know anything about Islam or about the afterlife U just laugh without any evidence and believe yourselves - And [ When ] The True Promise [ i . e ., The Resurrection ] Has Approached; Then Suddenly The Eyes of Those Who Disbelieved Will Be Staring [ in Horror, While They Say ], " O Woe to Us; We Had Been Unmindful of This; Rather, We Were Wrongdoers . " Indeed, You [ Disbelievers ] and What You Worship Other Than Allāh Are The Firewood of Hell . You Will Be Coming to [ Enter ] It Had These [ False Deities ] Been [ Actual ] Gods, They Would Not Have Come to It, But All Are Eternal Therein For Them Therein Is Heavy Sighing, and They Therein Will Not Hear Indeed, Those for Whom The Best [ Reward ] Has Preceded from Us - They Are from It Far Removed They Will Not Hear Its Sound, While They Are, in That Which Their Souls Desire, Abiding Eternally They Will Not Be Grieved by The Greatest Terror, and The Angels Will Meet Them, [ Saying ], " This Is Your Day Which You Have Been Promised "
Achmed is a nice character. We are always taught that no one has right to speak about cast, color, creed or religion. If the character behind Achmed has this feeling it means he is attacked by virus.
Wen interessieren schon Heldinnen ... Aber für die gefallenen Krieger ist es doch eigentlich die Hölle! 72 Jungfrauen, die einem in alle Ewigkeit auf die Nerven gehen ... 🙄 Wie blöde muß man als Mann sein, sich so etwas zu wünschen???
My great uncle, Murray "Three For The Price Of Two" Finkelstein became a suicide bomber after he misheard the prophecy as "You will receive 72 Sturgeons in paradise." What can I say? The man loved Sturgeon.
OBL is working on his version of the Tardis (a Time Machine for those not in the know). He plans on coming back to Amsterdam to collect his 72 ladies of the night, Oh six dozen cannabis plants for good measures before returning to Hades.
If there's any part of building block was built by myth, the whole building block can't be a factual building block. By approaching stories with a discerning eye, we can appreciate the beauty and power of storytelling while still maintaining a critical mind. We can enjoy the journey, but we also need to make sure we're not blindly following a path that may not lead to truth. We can still be inspired, but we also need to make sure that inspiration is grounded in reality and not just a product of a captivating tale.
I actually forget for a while that this a man talking to himself playing with dolls. Jeff is a true master of his craft. GOAT.
Yeah, his writing for the dialogue is superb.
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Really? He doesn't seem to understand that we're not supposed to see his mouth move.😅
Greatest of all time goat puppetmaster
I love how Achmed faked out the crowd and had them wait for his most famous line! That pile of bones has charisma!
Hey! Who you calling a *"Pile of bones?"*
“I KILL YOU!!!” 😂😂😂
@@inn0x
keeeeeeel
@inn0x you forgot the SILENCE 😂
This man deserve a oscar. Talent, genious, and charismatic
Give me an entire show with Achmed. Love it.
Well, he got an animated film
My favourite too.
@@JargonMadjin where can I find it
@@JargonMadjinDOES HE??
@@Unidentified952 I think it's called Achmed Saves America
Achmed is all funny bones! He is so humerus! 😁🤣
That's literally true 😂
Good one😅
icwutudidther
He really makes those characters come to life!
Achmed: silence!…
Me: “ I ki…”
Achmed: …wait for it!
Me: 😶🤣
Everybody was waiting for the "I kill you" part... Wait for iiiiiittttt😂.
I can watch this stuff like nonstop. Too good Jeff Dunham... Especially with Walter and Achmed👍
Jeff Dunham may easily be the best ventriloquist in the world, and the Achmed character is his best. We love you Jeff.
Cant you see his Lips n Face Moving. I Could a Better Job
@@shuri864 It,s not my job to play with toys and make a fool of myself i have a real job ..Enjoy your shit Act its a crap .
Are you blind, he's terrible, you can easily see his throat and lips moving...
@@regenmeister3034 You are meant to watch the dummy. not the ventriloquist. That way you get the jokes. And you can the lips and throat move on all ventriloquists if you watch carefully enough.
You should check out Darcy Lynn. She won AGT a few years back with two dueling, singing puppets at the same time.
Honestly, Achmed is adorable lol. I keep forgetting that they're puppets and not real people.
I first watched him on a Carnival Cruise Ship. It was truly awesome. I watch him every time I can.
I've been seeing Jeff Dunham stand-up for 2 decades and I just now noticed that Achmed has a beard.
But did you notice he has a ponytail?
Jeff Dunham deserves an OSCARS award for being funny playing two characters same time, shit like breathing you realise only when you think of it 🤴❤🔥
He sucks!
@@justamangoddamn And I suppose you can do much better😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*Oscar award.
"That is one episode of Spongebob I've got to see! Hahaha! I wrote that! I keel me!" 🤣
Jeff keels me with this material!
Write your own material. 💪💯
Do you want a cookie mooch??
Hahahaa!
I believe it was 72 raisins of pure clarity in a mistranslation.
still no respect even though they all threw themselves(along with non-muslims) to d43th for a bag of raisins in jenna...
Actually, Bea Arthur wasn't a virgin. Fun Fact, she got disciplined by the military during WWII for coming down with a venereal disease.
I've never seen either of these guys before! He's a great ventriloquist, and they're both very funny!
Thank you,Mr.Dunhammmmmmaummuuhm.You've never left me without a laugh.I look for new posts every day.>I've gone back about 8 years and still am left feeling the 12yo child I first saw a ventriloquist...and you can be compared to none.TY.
They were all there for the "SILENCE!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I wish, Jeff Dunham will do some Shows in germany one day ! I love all of his characters.
Gota love me my Achmed 🤣🤣🤣 face shot off book 🤣🤣
Thanks for you talent jeff😇😇
Seventy-two? Man! Two women in the same house are a disaster! Can you imagine seventy-two? And Salomon! No wonder he had a separate place form himself! HOLY COW!
Jeff is so hilarious and Achmed is my favorite.
“He was Dressed up like Cher”
😂😂😂😂
Epic
72 virgins is exciting when you’re a teenager but sound’s exhausting the older you get. 😂
they aren't trying to requit older men with it
It’s an appalling concept. What religion sacrifices poor girls to men as a reward. Says a lot about misogyny in Islam. Unless of course they are virgin boys which would make more sense. Islam is a religion of sexual insecurity and repression
But remember they are only Virgins once. So in theory you only have 72 times of fun left! After that you on 'hand' for eternity
You don't typically grow old in this line of business. xD
@@petesmith9472 All religions are.
THANK GOD FOR LAUGHTER 🤣😂🤣😂
“Wait, you communicate with Osama?”
“Yeah, on Face-shot-off-Book.”
I heard it as Face Shutup Book
@@nvraman ahah, I did at first too!
Imagine having 72 mothers-in-law.
Oh god no!, please no.
@@MiDo-by8ib that is the hell part😂
Yes only one , and that is 72 years old. 😂
So this guy goes to heaven after carrying out his task on earth, where are my 72 virgins, He asks , go into that room and they are waiting for you, says the angel , He goes in , a few moments later he walks out again, I think there's been a mistake he cries, the room is full of men , that's correct says the angel , and they're all virgins.
🤣🤣
I screenshot this :D
Welcome to hell Mr infidel
as a Muslim let me clear it up: there is no 72 virgins promised to martyrs
any person going to heaven is promised, angels that always feel like virgins. you don't have to be a martyr ( and terrorists are no martyrs ) just do charity and don't be an asshole and ....
also for women who go to heaven there are male angles
@@atafakheri8659 so wait, you get angels? That seems even worse. Also maybe I'm unknowledgable but how does something feel like a virgin?
Brilliant stuff!!
Some Muslim scholar screwed up translating that '72 virgins in paradise' phrase. It was actually 'one 72 year old virgin'. When the word gets out, there will be a lot less martyrs and suicide bombers.
😭😭😭
🤣
Sheeeeeeesh
Out of curiosity....what if there were 72 virgins what happens to them after they are no longer virgins.....
Automatically revirginated. Apparently.
This guy is good. I would definitely buy tickets to see him
When said “silence “ l said, I kill you but then he said “wait for it “ I just died right there.
Achmed truly is the best.❤️💚🍺🍺🍺
Achmed is my favorite besides Peanut! So dang funny 😂😂😂😂😂
I first saw him app in 1984 on German (yes) television and found him hilariously brilliant even beeing so young. Then next time live 1997 in Denver brilliant again.
only in america something like this would work and i love it
And France
I like it best when Jeff is with achmed
You taught Americans to laugh at our fears.
Um? Yeah, he taught an all white audience to laugh at Muslims. That isn't a big achievement.
@@andrew_owens7680 even in Malaysia they find Achmed funny as hell 😁
If Americans are living in fear, imagine Hindus in India..
@@andrew_owens7680
What's not to laugh about muslims?
Meanwhile, Nezrallah recently deposed by the IDF is enjoying his 72 virgin goats.
For a dead guy, you'd think that he's alive due to his facial expressions.
LOL 😂😂😂
When I see Biden, I see Walter.
The good thing with Walter , we see Jeff.
With Biden, we have no idea who is his ventriloquist.
Hillary 😂
No, Kamala.
You get me every time 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Gotta love Achmed
I'm still waiting dammit! 😆🤣
...on face shot off book
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a genius.
I waited for it and ready to do so till eternity...😂😂😂😂
There are more than 72 virgins now after pager and walkie-talkie show.
You mean, they don't have 72 highly competitive mother-in-laws with it?
Achchchchchchmed is THE funniest idea EVER for a vent character.
This character allows Jeff to explore a lot of areas he couldn't with other characters!
Love It 👍
The only person who can make me 😂😂😂
Jeff absolute master.
I must be great having a catch phrase and not even have to use it anymore.
Remember everyone, be happy, have fun and do that thing
Worry?
@@eugene__eugene if that's what you want, no judging
I just did a ting
@@NIDELLANEUM thats not what Marcel wants, but its what your pushing with that comment. SJW
72 Goats 😂😂😂
"I boat hull you!"...
Thank you for sharing….
Jeff you are GOLD!!
The Best!!!👏👏👏
I'll never understand the attraction of having 72 females who don't know what to do....
God Say : " Indeed, We Have Produced Them [ i . e ., The Women of Paradise ] in A [ New ] Creation
And Made Them Virgins
Devoted [ to Their Husbands ] and of Equal Age
For The Companions of The Right [ Who Are ]
---- > Who told U That they don't know what 2 do?
- In fact, you don't know anything about Islam or about the afterlife
U just laugh without any evidence and believe yourselves
- And [ When ] The True Promise [ i . e ., The Resurrection ] Has Approached; Then Suddenly The Eyes of Those Who Disbelieved Will Be Staring [ in Horror, While They Say ], " O Woe to Us; We Had Been Unmindful of This; Rather, We Were Wrongdoers . "
Indeed, You [ Disbelievers ] and What You Worship Other Than Allāh Are The Firewood of Hell . You Will Be Coming to [ Enter ] It
Had These [ False Deities ] Been [ Actual ] Gods, They Would Not Have Come to It, But All Are Eternal Therein
For Them Therein Is Heavy Sighing, and They Therein Will Not Hear
Indeed, Those for Whom The Best [ Reward ] Has Preceded from Us - They Are from It Far Removed
They Will Not Hear Its Sound, While They Are, in That Which Their Souls Desire, Abiding Eternally
They Will Not Be Grieved by The Greatest Terror, and The Angels Will Meet Them, [ Saying ], " This Is Your Day Which You Have Been Promised "
That's the REAL problem - Allah never promised that the virgins were female!!
Brilliant 👏 ❤😂 and the virgin was a goat 🐐
My man said, face shot off book. Lol
Achmed is a nice character. We are always taught that no one has right to speak about cast, color, creed or religion. If the character behind Achmed has this feeling it means he is attacked by virus.
Has Achmed changed his accent? Oh no, he's been Americanized! 😄
If 72 virgins await fallen warriors in paradise, isn't that hell for virgins? What awaits the fallen heroines?
Wen interessieren schon Heldinnen ... Aber für die gefallenen Krieger ist es doch eigentlich die Hölle! 72 Jungfrauen, die einem in alle Ewigkeit auf die Nerven gehen ... 🙄 Wie blöde muß man als Mann sein, sich so etwas zu wünschen???
Mr.Jeff Dunham is just a Legend ,I like Him.Greatings from Croatia, wish all the best for you an' yours fammily.!!!
Achmed is my favorite
The funniest part is when the Islamic terrorists sent death threats to Achmed the skeleton puppet.
😂😂😂
He is the best..
My great uncle, Murray "Three For The Price Of Two" Finkelstein became a suicide bomber after he misheard the prophecy as "You will receive 72 Sturgeons in paradise." What can I say? The man loved Sturgeon.
Jeff Dunham for President! He really could Make America Great Again!!
Thanks, dude
There was a mistranslation. It's not 72 virgins. It's a 72 year old virgin 🤪
You go Achmed to funny😂🤣😅😆😇😍
Nah as a Muslim I didn't get offended, pretty sure the others did
Peanut is the best lol they are all great but I love some peanut lol
Good afternoon everyone
oh no i was so eager to hear it!
Jeff is a genius
OBL is working on his version of the Tardis (a Time Machine for those not in the know). He plans on coming back to Amsterdam to collect his 72 ladies of the night, Oh six dozen cannabis plants for good measures before returning to Hades.
Maestro,Bravo👏👏👏👏👏
Wait til they find out it’s 72 dudes.
There was only one virgin. Virgin Mary.
"Osama is stuck forever with Bea Author!"
I heard it was 72 Virginians waiting to pond him
There's a great picture out there of 72 nuns holding shotguns, too. That one is my favorite.
Wait for it..............still waiting ✋
Hahahha Oprah show network 😂😂😂
I wrote that I killed me 😂😂😂😂
So when it's come to bed time, it's mean the time for some "shut-eye"
Peace 💥
Wow what courage.
How do you mean?
If there's any part of building block was built by myth, the whole building block can't be a factual building block.
By approaching stories with a discerning eye, we can appreciate the beauty and power of storytelling while still maintaining a critical mind. We can enjoy the journey, but we also need to make sure we're not blindly following a path that may not lead to truth. We can still be inspired, but we also need to make sure that inspiration is grounded in reality and not just a product of a captivating tale.
Fucking Brilliant
He's got it right.
I'd love to see Jeff and Gabriel Iglesias go back and forth with their voices
Awesome! 😎
Actually there is serious debate on the 72 virgins. Some scholars argue that it was a mistranslation and that what was meant was 72 raisins.
Some difference.
So for 14 centuries, you couldn't even interprete your book properly ?