Good trick with cheap/value chocolate: Always get the dark stuff. Dark chocolate has a minimum legal cocoa requirement, whereas milk chocolate doesn't.
I've always frozen bread because yes when you're poor and living alone a whole loaf is cheaper but you'll never eat it in time before it moulds up. I used to take a couple of slices out the night before if I knew I'd want a sandwich rather than toast the next day. Just don't take more than that out or the slices stick together and get soggy. You won't get a great sandwich, but you'll get a sandwich.
Be sure to treat yourself to some nice bread with lots of little nuts and seeds on it from time to time. I used to never eat bread because I thought it was tasteless and boring. Then I fell in love and my partner can eat bread all freaking day and night. But he buys these breads for twice the price of the value bread, and I now like bread too. It keeps inviting me to eat another slice until I am stuffed, so you will finish a whole loaf in just two days. Nice and crispy on the outside, soft melting-in-your-mouth-deliciousness on the inside. You can make all kinds of meals with it too. And if you like the bread there is nothing wrong with eating it three times a day for two days once a month or so. It's still good if you freeze it though, no worries.
I'm a big believer in the frozen bread thing. If I want the bread now I'll defrost it in the microwave, otherwise I'll toast from frozen or let it defrost if I'm prepping sandwiches.
The less they pay for branding, the less they charge for the products. Generic brands in the US are so much more expensive because supermarkets spend money to make their generic brands look like name brands.
Several supermarket chains tried offering 'generic' or 'plain label' goods. Not much cheaper than store brand - and often not as good as the store brand either. The brand name adds another markup for the product from the manufacturer. You'd be surprised how many store brands come the same company as the 'big name' brands. Those Tesco corn flakes could well have been Kellogg's with different box printing.
@@prpwnage9296 kellogs dont make cereals for anyone else, except they have a subsidiary company operating under a different name (as do most brand name companies) that subsidiary company do produce cereals for other companies. Aldis beans are made by heinz using the beans that are either too big or too small to be heinz beans.a yogurt factory i worked in years ago put the same yogurt into the kwiksave (remember them?) 6 yogurts for 39p pots as they put in to the marks and spencers 4 for £1.39 pots.this is going back 15 years but its still the same type of thing going on today.
The reason why cheap food comes in cheap looking packaging is, well, because it's cheaper to produce. Ever noticed how simple the designs are kept with value products? That's because the less ink you need to print, the cheaper you can produce your packaging. Frankly I'm all for cheaper packaging, much butter for the environment in the long run.
timmy41 the cheapest and any other non-brand thing is probably the same anyway. Like Nutella is the brand and has a different recipe, but any other two chocolate spreads are exactly the same. At least it is in the Netherlands. And all washing detergents are the same. The only difference between them is the aroma that is in it. That goes for all of the western countries.
It's funny that you said you think Tesco's branding looks cheap because I found their brand design really nice looking as an American. Because the cheap brands here are usually very bland. It's so obviously cheap. But with Tesco, I like the background with the animals and food. Reminds me of the brands here that are organic and stuff.
There’s a touch of “Brand X! Brand X! It’s simple and plain!” to Tesco Value. In other words, sometimes as bad as Foodfight. I think you lost weight because many of those meals were so tiny.
Tesco does do a sort of version of everyday value fruit and veg, and also meat. They just put a different name on it, like the bread. The meal is called something like Boswell Farm and the fruit/veg is Rosedene Farms. I don't know if it counts, but I thought I'd mention it. The dried pasta and like £1 ready meals are now called Hearty Food Co. too. It's just to trick people who wouldn't buy something with 'everyday value' written on. Although any reason to get rid of the beige packaging makes sense in my book
I don't know, I've come across a few people in my time who pronounce it "Tor--til-ah". Usually the same sort of people who pronounce Jalapeño as "Jar-la-pee-no".
The reason most of the packaging looks similar is the standardized look helps keep prices lower. No need to hire designers to design out custom packaging for each product, plus the place the produce the packages have fast turn around because everything is pretty much the same outside of the names.
gyqz Well there are people who enjoy his videos but not his books so I think its fair to want to support the video quality and not his own passion projects.
Y....Well there are people who think all things in life are free.....those are the the people that do not not want finance others to be doing what they really want in life....
gyqz I dont agree with that I just think some of his audience would rather stick to the thing they know they enjoy. His videos. And pay for those instead of his books when im sure not a lot of them usually read and may not like the book to begin with. Im glad he is doing his own thing and hope he gets funded I am just saying some personally would rather support a patreon that goes into video making. Theres always a slight risk when funding a project you are unsure of. Supporting his videos is less of a risk as a funder since you already know the general quality and can assume itll just get better from there. Im mainly speaking on terms of risk in financing, not people just wanting things for free.
I highly disagree with that also. I work hard for a living and i'm paid well enough for it. I don't mind donating a little bit of money to help others, however if i don't agree or like a project i'm not going to donate to said person. Even if the person is someone i enjoy (like Mike), i just wont do it. For example I was a massive fan of AVGN back in the day. When he started promoting his movie that he was going to make with the help of donations from fans. I did not back that movie because i didn't think it was going to be good... for various reasons.. I'm glad i didn't too because I recently watched that movie and if i'm being blunt i thought it was pretty terrible. Anyway I'm all for self promotion, that isn't a issue for me, I've done it on my own channel. You can be proud of what you achieved or what you are making, that's cool with me. However the way you go about promoting said product speaks volumes. I don't think Mike is going about the promotion in the best way. But that is just my opinion.
I would certainly hope the burgers are lifeless other wise them horses would be running round the field still. Did I say horses? I probably meant cows, or not.
Well done for getting creative with the chilli. Asda do "wonky veg" boxes - I think they're about £3 to £5, but they sell a limited number each day and it's not every store that sells them. How about your next "week on..." you go try Quorn and/or Linda McCartney or supermarket own brand veggie meals?
Both Linda McCartney’s and Quorn contain palm oil. We don’t buy anything with palm oil in as we like the idea of orangutans having somewhere to call Home.
They all have really high salt and fat levels and stuff, and he kept saying he was still hungry. Probably not good for life. Looks like the chips, chicken kievs and stuff are worth getting though.
Honestly, it wouldn't work wonders. It would wreak havoc on his body, raising his blood pressure and clog his arteries. You have to have a better diet than Tesco Value to be able to get the energy to excercise regulary.
I use canned chillis as a cheat sometimes (actually a lot of the time recently) I fry off 400g some mince and a handful of chopped frozen onions with some spices like cumin, paprika, chilli and mexican oregano add that to the canned chilli on the stove pot then add half a can of crushed tomatoes and a decent bouillon cube, add some frozen sliced mixed peppers and half a can of mixed beans (in Sainsbury's they call it 'bean salad') beans being optional for chilli snobs of course, and simmer for about five minutes. It takes a quarter of the time it takes to make one from scratch (or the way I used to anyway). Having made ones that take well over 2 hours before in the past, it's not bad. A rather decent chilli in less than 20 minutes. Freeze the leftovers as there will likely be some. Fuck, I'm domesticated.
Man Beadle the only thing I really question is the cube, it's all so high in sodium, even with the extra veg. I would probably sub that for a cup of low sodium beef broth. Also, if you're somewhere that you can get frozen New Mexico chili, it's an amazing hack for making chili from scratch quickly. But if not, even a can of enchilada sauce adds a slow cooked flavor without the slow cooking. That, and hear me out, a bit of soy sauce and half a can of beer. Can't taste it with all the seasoning, but if you add those in with your browning beef, it makes a fast throw everything in the pot chili taste like a meticulous all day chili.
Yeah, perhaps ditch the bouillon if it's high in salt. I have frozen blocks of reduced homemade stock in the freezer I confess 10 to 1 litre reductions. Pretty strong stuff that boosts flavour like mad with no added salt. Although, the rough guide would make maybe 4 or 5 servings of chilli so the salt would be distributed throughout the stew. I've put splashes of soy sauce in chilli before too, the umami kick, you don't know it's there but you can taste a difference if that makes sense (well of course you do). I shall try the enchilada sauce suggestion!
Can't argue, the value food is okay, and Tesco home delivery has been a great service to me- always on time and really nice staff delivering stuff to me, Try it.
Tesco I think you should fund Mike's book. He deserves it for advertising your products all week. I may get some chicken kiev myself... Basil needs a companion. Well done Mike
About what I expected really. I've eaten a lot of Great Value (Walmart's similar brand to Tesco Value), and can say pretty much the same thing. Although GV isn't quite this inexpensive.
The potato starch in the cheese is basically cheap flour to keep the shreds from congealing in the package. It's just what happens when shredded cheese gets even slightly warm.
You seem to miss that Tesco doesnt want people to buy their value branded stuff unless that's all they can afford. It's called price discrimination. Get the poorer people buying something, but keep the richer people buying the more expensive stuff
Because giving out points and such is also about price discrimination. The people who would be most influenced by such offers? Poorer people who need to stretch a -buck- pound. If money's not tight, then the small rewards won't mean much. The same idea is used with coupons. In this case, it's the hassle that discourages people who can afford it not to bother, while those who need the help will use them. All of it is just to keep the customers buying stuff from your store. Even if a poorer person doesn't have much money on their own, being the place where "poorer people shop" can turn a tidy profit. Being the place where people associate your stuff with value (even if they wind up buying more expensive stuff) can be good for your image. Maybe you don't even have the best price on stuff all the time, but reward points can mean people look at your store first.
The potato starch in the cheese is used as a kind of edible talc powder so that the grated cheese strips don't stick together. Nothing to be alarmed about there.
Even though it is not harmful it doesn't help the taste either. If you try freshly grated cheese you will notce a big difference to the stuff you can buy in bags.
Loved this week on! I don't have the cash to back ya, Mike, but I don't mind your promoting. I do like it better when it's at the start and/or end of the video and not in the middle though! but personally it doesn't phase me. live your dream, dude.
It's his camera. It has awful microphones that can't handle crinkling and start to pop like crazy. You can hear it in every video with some kind of crinkly packaging. It does not help, of course, that he is alway up close to the products while handling them.
The chocolate looks good. I prefer darker milk chocolate which is something we get in Canada along with regular milk chocolate and dark chocolate in different percentages starting with 63% dark chocolate all the way up to 95% dark chocolate which isn’t that good because it has no sugar added.
Tesco's own non-value dark chocolate is very good. I used to buy Bournville but Tesco's is better. For a nice home-made buscuit, buy a pack of their custard creams, lay out on baking paper, melt a bar of the dark choc, spread over & cover with a knife, cool in fridge. Yum. 8)
Burgers are the item that turned me off from our local equivalent to your Tesco. I realized that some of the bargains weren't bargains at all. Just got to the point where you found them repulsive as well. Could have warned you.
Excellent! I just looked to Unbound to see your book is 118% funded so well done. I hope to see it on iBooks at some point which is the only way I seem to read books now, as I am able to lie in bed using my iPad in the dark. As for your favourite meal in the week, the Kiev’s... there is no regulation which states how much chicken should be in a kiev and so manufacturers make the most of this and only put a teeny bit in. My children loved them although I no longer buy them. I actually got annoyed with Tesco as they used to have their very cheap range in the red and blue printing on the white label, and then they had an intermediate own brand which was pretty damn good. I was crazy for their Tesco Select Cheese & Onion crisps. So what they did was combine both the value and their next level goods and relabel it as Everyday Value whilst also increasing the prices so it was quite a con as many people just thought they relabelled the Value range. Thankfully I’m not in a situation for value stuff now and we always buy either King’s Mill or Warburtons loaves of bread.
Microwaving the chilli cheese and tortillas was a bad call. Should have: - Done the chilli on the job (or microwaving it on its own would be fine - Bake cheese + tortillas in oven, cheese melts better and tortillas crisp up
"...some of it is really good, it doesn't deserve to be kind of a "value, crappy, cheapy" item. Those Chicken Kievs were amazing, Nothing value about those bad boys." - So, are value labeled items suppose to be crappy? Mike, you are asking Tescos to lower their standards. They will upgrade the packaging on the value Chicken Kiev to indicate that it's a premium product, thereby lowering their standard for the better products and allowing them to bring in a crappy replacement to be the value item.
tesco seems like school food. maybe better quality. I do love that you fist bump your cat. I do the same. I just adore the fact you have a black cat. As my cat belladonna loves to come over to watch when she hears basil.
I love your channel and what you do, but please pop to Argos for a tripod for your camera. Velbon £35ish is really good. I put it off too long and viewers said that on TV my videos sometimes made them feel sick as even slight movements turn huge onscreen "Blair Witch Project effect". I don't mean to sound bossy or owt, just trying to help :)
The way you're talking about the branding, that's what they do in the States. Target especially is well known for their "hidden" brands. Store brands usually mimic name brand designs too, they don't have a specific look except within items. Wal-Mart brand canned goods look the same, but their packaging looks way different than the cheese packaging.
Pre-grated cheese needs some sort of powder to keep it from sticking together. Even the fancy brands have it. Just be happy that cheap didn't mean using cellulose, which would mean sawdust.
No, when it is listed as a powdered ingredient in food, it is quite literally food-grade sawdust. It just looks bad to call it what it actually is, so they use a more generic term. It's true it could come from other sources, but sawdust is an extremely cheap waste material. It makes economic sense to use the cheapest form you can. I'm not saying it's particularly bad for you. It's not. It is, ultimately, just undigestible material. But that is what cellulose usually means on a food label. Especially on value brands.
Matthew VandenBerg oh my god shutup please he was trying to point out something in the video maybe you shouldn’t run your mouth or at least run back to when your toaster was made
I can't get over that lemonade is carbonated in the UK. I'm sure you've had our lemonade when you've been in the states but if you haven't someone needs to send you some.
Assuming the sell it there. Our lemonade really isn't that different than a juice. Cranberry juice cocktail, like Ocean Spray sells, is part juice, water and sugar. Lemonade is generally no more than 15% juice if you like it tart, then sugar and water. You could call it Lemon Juice Cocktail but Lemonade sounds more appealing.
fireyf Ok gochu just curious. I like my lemonade super tart so id understand if its closer to 15% it might be called a lemon juice cocktail or something of that nature.
clarty in British (ˈklɑːtɪ , Scottish ˈklærtɪ) adjective Word forms: clartier or clartiest Scottish and Northern England dialect dirty, esp covered in mud; filthy
I have total respect for you doing this. I found it hilarious, but totally saddening. I've lived in poverty, and have come far since then. Reminds me of some right grim meal times as a kid. But overall, your sense of humour is eternally optimistic! Keep doing what you do bro! Got my subscription! 🍕🍟✌✌✌
grated cheese has something on to stop it sticking together in the bag which also stops the cheese from melting. gotta grate your own for some melty meltsss
Chilli - 2.4g of salt per can. Cheese - 0.5g of salt per 30g "serving" (but that entire packet is 500g and there's no way Mike only put in 1/16th of it, so let's say a gram. Anyway, processed cheese is notoriously salty.) Tortilla chips - 0.2g of salt per 1/8 of a bag (so probably 0.5g overall). Total meal = approx 4g of salt (and that's probably on the low side since I lowballed the amount of cheese and tortilla chips it looked like Mike used). I'm getting heart palpitations just thinking about it! This is why you don't live on "value" processed foods. :(
I wouldn't mind the pizza and garlic bread if I put peppers on the pizza and had a side serving of veg to go with it; you can get Value mince from the fridges to mould into burgers with some egg and spring onions. Value is half-decent stuff if you combine it with low-cost veg; I always put lemon in the lemonade and cola, for example, to give the food some nutrients and vitamins.
The potato starch keeps the cheese from sticking together. Most brands use it - even higher end ones. Always grate your own cheese, if possible. Melts smoother.
For some reason cheap cheese doesnt melt like better quality cheese . I got some stuff from a dollar store in the US and that cheese just wouldn't melt.
CLARTY North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain #wet #muddy #dank #moist #damp
At least your shredded cheese melted, unlike the "cheese" sold at some dollar stores in the US: imgur.com/F6WvIaf Attempt at melting: imgur.com/jaZklh8
What do you do with the stuff you buy during these week ons? Obviously you eat them but that’s a big jar of spread for example. Do you just continue to use it or do they sit on the shelf for years
allan fulton those burgers likely have the minimum beef requirement to be called a beef burger, it’s probably like 40 % beef and the rest is filler thus giving it the greyish colour
There's usually some kind of starch on pre-schredded cheese. It's so that the cheese doesn't come out in one big lump. That is also why shredded cheese doesn't turn out great when using it on pizzas etc.
Good trick with cheap/value chocolate: Always get the dark stuff. Dark chocolate has a minimum legal cocoa requirement, whereas milk chocolate doesn't.
SpAM_CAN
There’s still minimums to call it chocolate at all.
@@AgentTasmania white chocolate?
@@wickedwildwallace energy chocolate, fizzy chocolate
Basil knows what his fans want, camera comes on he shows off the cat butt and sass. Like a feline Brittney Spears. Just look at that flawless Catwalk.
TnT FoX this comment literally made me die, I love it!
3/10 not enough basil. unsubbed. reported.
AdamThePianist lol
I couldn't taste it too
Zaffre what? He meant the cat...
Martyna Pyzolinska Whoosh
The "reported" bit made me laugh xD
I've always frozen bread because yes when you're poor and living alone a whole loaf is cheaper but you'll never eat it in time before it moulds up. I used to take a couple of slices out the night before if I knew I'd want a sandwich rather than toast the next day. Just don't take more than that out or the slices stick together and get soggy. You won't get a great sandwich, but you'll get a sandwich.
I know this all too well.
Be sure to treat yourself to some nice bread with lots of little nuts and seeds on it from time to time. I used to never eat bread because I thought it was tasteless and boring. Then I fell in love and my partner can eat bread all freaking day and night. But he buys these breads for twice the price of the value bread, and I now like bread too. It keeps inviting me to eat another slice until I am stuffed, so you will finish a whole loaf in just two days. Nice and crispy on the outside, soft melting-in-your-mouth-deliciousness on the inside. You can make all kinds of meals with it too. And if you like the bread there is nothing wrong with eating it three times a day for two days once a month or so. It's still good if you freeze it though, no worries.
KyleRDent microwaves have an option to defrost, put a few slices in on defrost for about 8seconds, its better than taking it out the night before
I put my bread in the fridge and it lasts for about 3 weeks and there's no need to defrost. I guess it depends on how quickly you go through a loaf
I'm a big believer in the frozen bread thing. If I want the bread now I'll defrost it in the microwave, otherwise I'll toast from frozen or let it defrost if I'm prepping sandwiches.
The less they pay for branding, the less they charge for the products. Generic brands in the US are so much more expensive because supermarkets spend money to make their generic brands look like name brands.
Several supermarket chains tried offering 'generic' or 'plain label' goods. Not much cheaper than store brand - and often not as good as the store brand either. The brand name adds another markup for the product from the manufacturer. You'd be surprised how many store brands come the same company as the 'big name' brands. Those Tesco corn flakes could well have been Kellogg's with different box printing.
Ben Foster ur right aldi's own hoola hoops are made by same factory that make real hoola hoops but different packaging and prices
Dr Demento no because "Kellogg's don't make cereal for anyone else"
Chae Howard very true my dad painted a pizza factory and he said that all pizza the same ju at went into different brand box's .....
@@prpwnage9296 kellogs dont make cereals for anyone else, except they have a subsidiary company operating under a different name (as do most brand name companies) that subsidiary company do produce cereals for other companies. Aldis beans are made by heinz using the beans that are either too big or too small to be heinz beans.a yogurt factory i worked in years ago put the same yogurt into the kwiksave (remember them?) 6 yogurts for 39p pots as they put in to the marks and spencers 4 for £1.39 pots.this is going back 15 years but its still the same type of thing going on today.
Here's an idea for the next one: A week on Poundland. So a mix of tinned stuff, bottled drinks and again 0 fresh food
tdp2612 I'd watch that so fast. Poundland deals are very satisfying! 😅
Great idea
Yes! But only cheap brand stuff of course.
I think he'll die if he tried that
The poor man, have some mercy.
You can get Everyday Value fruit and veg. Tesco do sell it.
And I'm not funding your book until you buy a camera tripod.
For real how does he not have a tripod. Counter tops and sofa arms dont count.
What he needs is a GoPro or GoPro-like camera so he doesn't have to open things one handed.
How much did the food shop for the week cost in total?
Salty much?!! @CabinDoor
its been 2 years, still no tripod
ALL pre-grated cheese contains potato starch, regardless of price, it's to keep it from clumping. It also prevents cheese from Melting properly.
Tensen01 even one for 399?
Supxreme yes
What's with all these freaks harping on about wood pulp? Is that an American thing or just some old myth?
Exactly!
They can use cellulose from wood shavings to do the same thing. It's processed first though, obviously, into a starch
Nevill's bread = £0.45
Chocolate spread = £0.80
Chilli con carne = £0.55
Lightly salted tortilla = £0.46
Grated cheddar = £2.50
8 beef burgers = £1.35
Way cook chips = £0.99
Sugar free lemonade = £0.17
Milk chocolate bar = £0.45
Total = £7.72 BARGAIN.
And a heart attack is free of charge after.
Let me correct the 8 beef burgers to 8 pieces of dog sh*t 😂
I quite like the design on the Tesco Value packaging.
AgentTasmania am I missing something here? What design?
J's Supreme The grid of minimalist, single-colour images of generic food items and related.
The reason why cheap food comes in cheap looking packaging is, well, because it's cheaper to produce. Ever noticed how simple the designs are kept with value products? That's because the less ink you need to print, the cheaper you can produce your packaging. Frankly I'm all for cheaper packaging, much butter for the environment in the long run.
timmy41 the cheapest and any other non-brand thing is probably the same anyway. Like Nutella is the brand and has a different recipe, but any other two chocolate spreads are exactly the same. At least it is in the Netherlands.
And all washing detergents are the same. The only difference between them is the aroma that is in it. That goes for all of the western countries.
yes, i agree, there should be lots more BUTTER in the environment
Cornjob McGee lol I didn't notice the typo, I'm leaving it in though :D
Who cares about the packaging, the "food" is disgusting.
"cheap" i.e lazy, half assed product designed to ruin your life and increase stress.
Mike, I have that same toaster. If you just press defrost when you push it down it toasts as normal when frozen.
I would have thought that was pretty obvious too, and I don't own that toaster, but apparently not.
It's funny that you said you think Tesco's branding looks cheap because I found their brand design really nice looking as an American. Because the cheap brands here are usually very bland. It's so obviously cheap. But with Tesco, I like the background with the animals and food. Reminds me of the brands here that are organic and stuff.
fanime1 Yeah was thinking the same thing. Usually they are plain just with the store name and brand's color. Thats it.
I think it's quite a nice design. Simple but recognisable.
I agree. Where I am in Canada, it's all this ugly bright yellow.
Yeah but you don't have the same bad associations with that design as someone from the uk would have
I'm from the UK, but they had a different design back when I lived there. It was No Frills stuff.
Mike: "It looks like *insert disgusting thing here*"
I need to stop watching these videos when I'm eating...
Great job on surviving another "week on". You should reward yourself (and us) by getting a tripod for your camera/phone ;)
aaronzvz exaclty
aaronzvz sly insult nice
There’s a touch of “Brand X! Brand X! It’s simple and plain!” to Tesco Value. In other words, sometimes as bad as Foodfight.
I think you lost weight because many of those meals were so tiny.
Nostalgia Critic fan ?
Tesco does do a sort of version of everyday value fruit and veg, and also meat. They just put a different name on it, like the bread. The meal is called something like Boswell Farm and the fruit/veg is Rosedene Farms. I don't know if it counts, but I thought I'd mention it. The dried pasta and like £1 ready meals are now called Hearty Food Co. too. It's just to trick people who wouldn't buy something with 'everyday value' written on. Although any reason to get rid of the beige packaging makes sense in my book
The flaw in the plan is to get cheap Nutella you have to look for hazelnut spread, not chocolate.
Also grats on pronouncing tortilla correctly.
It has hazelnuts in it.
I think every British person pronounces Tortilla like that.
Or at least every single person i have ever met does anyway.
Yeah we all say tortilla like that. Don't forget the Spanish are European fam.
*and by Spanish I mean cause they speak Spanish in Mexico
I don't know, I've come across a few people in my time who pronounce it "Tor--til-ah". Usually the same sort of people who pronounce Jalapeño as "Jar-la-pee-no".
What you said about Tesco Value being unappealing is I suspect why a LOT of tesco value stuff is being replaced by 'farm brands'
The reason most of the packaging looks similar is the standardized look helps keep prices lower. No need to hire designers to design out custom packaging for each product, plus the place the produce the packages have fast turn around because everything is pretty much the same outside of the names.
All grated cheese you buy from the store, any brand, has potato or corrn starch to keep the cheese from sticking together in the bag
that melted cheese looks like a flat texture in a video game
Looks like something from doom but actually quite tasty 😂
"Stop kissing tables"
That wasn't even 'bout food but that was my favourite line.
Nice avatar, Pal!
Might want to consider a tripod with a cell phone mount. One handed buggery is rough business.
Agreed
One handed buggery with the cat 🐈 😂😂😂
The one-handed buggery is part of the charm!
Let's open a gofundme page to collect money for a tripod or a go-pro for Mike
Better yet: use that money and go to unbound to support his book!
gyqz Well there are people who enjoy his videos but not his books so I think its fair to want to support the video quality and not his own passion projects.
Y....Well there are people who think all things in life are free.....those are the the people that do not not want finance others to be doing what they really want in life....
gyqz I dont agree with that I just think some of his audience would rather stick to the thing they know they enjoy. His videos. And pay for those instead of his books when im sure not a lot of them usually read and may not like the book to begin with. Im glad he is doing his own thing and hope he gets funded I am just saying some personally would rather support a patreon that goes into video making. Theres always a slight risk when funding a project you are unsure of. Supporting his videos is less of a risk as a funder since you already know the general quality and can assume itll just get better from there. Im mainly speaking on terms of risk in financing, not people just wanting things for free.
I highly disagree with that also. I work hard for a living and i'm paid well enough for it. I don't mind donating a little bit of money to help others, however if i don't agree or like a project i'm not going to donate to said person. Even if the person is someone i enjoy (like Mike), i just wont do it. For example I was a massive fan of AVGN back in the day. When he started promoting his movie that he was going to make with the help of donations from fans. I did not back that movie because i didn't think it was going to be good... for various reasons.. I'm glad i didn't too because I recently watched that movie and if i'm being blunt i thought it was pretty terrible. Anyway
I'm all for self promotion, that isn't a issue for me, I've done it on my own channel. You can be proud of what you achieved or what you are making, that's cool with me. However the way you go about promoting said product speaks volumes. I don't think Mike is going about the promotion in the best way. But that is just my opinion.
Really enjoyed this series, just come across your channel! I'm moving out of my parents house soon and I'm getting a glimpse into my new reality haha!
Maverick Baking lol, I thought I was the only one 😂
mike u frickin PLUG YOURSELF AS MUCH AS U WANT. if ppl don't like it because they've heard it already they can just skip thru it...
shut up
I would certainly hope the burgers are lifeless other wise them horses would be running round the field still. Did I say horses? I probably meant cows, or not.
Might be horse... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal
+Dr Demento
The joke ------>
Your head
Not that there is really any fundamental difference.
Horse tastes so good, you'll know if you've ever tried it
Blue Dragon Top comment. 👍
Well done for getting creative with the chilli. Asda do "wonky veg" boxes - I think they're about £3 to £5, but they sell a limited number each day and it's not every store that sells them. How about your next "week on..." you go try Quorn and/or Linda McCartney or supermarket own brand veggie meals?
Joanne Gray I LOVE Quorn!
Me too :)
Both Linda McCartney’s and Quorn contain palm oil. We don’t buy anything with palm oil in as we like the idea of orangutans having somewhere to call Home.
We need to get Mike a GoPro so he can use both hands.
Where is the fun in that?
You lost FIVE pounds, and probably _saved_ money? Damn man, you should turn this week-on into your regular lifestyle! Congrats!
They all have really high salt and fat levels and stuff, and he kept saying he was still hungry. Probably not good for life. Looks like the chips, chicken kievs and stuff are worth getting though.
Eh, true. Would do wonders for him if he exercised regularly, though. He might already, so I could be wrong. +1 on some of this food being edible. lol
Honestly, it wouldn't work wonders. It would wreak havoc on his body, raising his blood pressure and clog his arteries. You have to have a better diet than Tesco Value to be able to get the energy to excercise regulary.
He also saved 5 pounds!... Sorry I had to make that joke
Jessica He could have eaten a way better diet on tesco value, they do fruit and veg, he just ate stodge.
I have enjoyed these videos. He should write a book or something
Whiskeyklone he has
He actually pronounced Tortilla correctly! It's Learning!
A week on Asda Smartprice/Aldi/Lidl at some point perhaps? Which major chain does it best?
I use canned chillis as a cheat sometimes (actually a lot of the time recently) I fry off 400g some mince and a handful of chopped frozen onions with some spices like cumin, paprika, chilli and mexican oregano add that to the canned chilli on the stove pot then add half a can of crushed tomatoes and a decent bouillon cube, add some frozen sliced mixed peppers and half a can of mixed beans (in Sainsbury's they call it 'bean salad') beans being optional for chilli snobs of course, and simmer for about five minutes. It takes a quarter of the time it takes to make one from scratch (or the way I used to anyway). Having made ones that take well over 2 hours before in the past, it's not bad. A rather decent chilli in less than 20 minutes. Freeze the leftovers as there will likely be some.
Fuck, I'm domesticated.
Man Beadle the only thing I really question is the cube, it's all so high in sodium, even with the extra veg. I would probably sub that for a cup of low sodium beef broth.
Also, if you're somewhere that you can get frozen New Mexico chili, it's an amazing hack for making chili from scratch quickly. But if not, even a can of enchilada sauce adds a slow cooked flavor without the slow cooking. That, and hear me out, a bit of soy sauce and half a can of beer. Can't taste it with all the seasoning, but if you add those in with your browning beef, it makes a fast throw everything in the pot chili taste like a meticulous all day chili.
Yeah, perhaps ditch the bouillon if it's high in salt. I have frozen blocks of reduced homemade stock in the freezer I confess 10 to 1 litre reductions. Pretty strong stuff that boosts flavour like mad with no added salt. Although, the rough guide would make maybe 4 or 5 servings of chilli so the salt would be distributed throughout the stew. I've put splashes of soy sauce in chilli before too, the umami kick, you don't know it's there but you can taste a difference if that makes sense (well of course you do). I shall try the enchilada sauce suggestion!
How much was your weekly shopping before you hit the value and how much was it for the week value shopping
Can't argue, the value food is okay, and Tesco home delivery has been a great service to me- always on time and really nice staff delivering stuff to me, Try it.
Only an "average joe" would be stupid enough to think this "food" is "okay".
well in reality people have to live on this, don't mock it.
Tesco I think you should fund Mike's book.
He deserves it for advertising your products all week.
I may get some chicken kiev myself...
Basil needs a companion.
Well done Mike
About what I expected really. I've eaten a lot of Great Value (Walmart's similar brand to Tesco Value), and can say pretty much the same thing. Although GV isn't quite this inexpensive.
"Stop kissing the table and give me a fist bump." Lol!
How much did you spend
The potato starch in the cheese is basically cheap flour to keep the shreds from congealing in the package. It's just what happens when shredded cheese gets even slightly warm.
You seem to miss that Tesco doesnt want people to buy their value branded stuff unless that's all they can afford. It's called price discrimination. Get the poorer people buying something, but keep the richer people buying the more expensive stuff
How come Tesco gives out more clubcard points if you buy own brand stuff over branded stuff?
Because giving out points and such is also about price discrimination. The people who would be most influenced by such offers? Poorer people who need to stretch a -buck- pound. If money's not tight, then the small rewards won't mean much.
The same idea is used with coupons. In this case, it's the hassle that discourages people who can afford it not to bother, while those who need the help will use them.
All of it is just to keep the customers buying stuff from your store. Even if a poorer person doesn't have much money on their own, being the place where "poorer people shop" can turn a tidy profit. Being the place where people associate your stuff with value (even if they wind up buying more expensive stuff) can be good for your image. Maybe you don't even have the best price on stuff all the time, but reward points can mean people look at your store first.
with all the book sales you need to buy an air fryer Mike, the way forward
My cat -also a black cat with a tiny meow - saw Basil at the beginning, and spent the rest of this video watching the screen. He never watches TV.
The potato starch in the cheese is used as a kind of edible talc powder so that the grated cheese strips don't stick together. Nothing to be alarmed about there.
Even though it is not harmful it doesn't help the taste either. If you try freshly grated cheese you will notce a big difference to the stuff you can buy in bags.
I must admit, I like the cat more than the youtuber. 😂😂
Loved this week on! I don't have the cash to back ya, Mike, but I don't mind your promoting. I do like it better when it's at the start and/or end of the video and not in the middle though! but personally it doesn't phase me. live your dream, dude.
Was the sound of the wrappers this week agonizing to anyone else? Do all Tesco wrappers sound that awful and loud?
It's his camera. It has awful microphones that can't handle crinkling and start to pop like crazy. You can hear it in every video with some kind of crinkly packaging. It does not help, of course, that he is alway up close to the products while handling them.
accountnumber90 love the sound of wrappers and stuff, but the lip smacking and chewing gets to me
The chocolate looks good. I prefer darker milk chocolate which is something we get in Canada along with regular milk chocolate and dark chocolate in different percentages starting with 63% dark chocolate all the way up to 95% dark chocolate which isn’t that good because it has no sugar added.
Tesco's own non-value dark chocolate is very good. I used to buy Bournville but Tesco's is better. For a nice home-made buscuit, buy a pack of their custard creams, lay out on baking paper, melt a bar of the dark choc, spread over & cover with a knife, cool in fridge. Yum. 8)
asda sells a bar of value chocolate for 30p and it's bloody nice
Burgers are the item that turned me off from our local equivalent to your Tesco. I realized that some of the bargains weren't bargains at all. Just got to the point where you found them repulsive as well. Could have warned you.
Actually, 70%/30% meat to fat content is considered the ideal mix for burgers. You're not far off from that with this.
That is nearly double the fat of the fattiest beef mince I could buy, you'd have a pan full of oil with some tiny medallions floating in it
Mike, you should invest in a go pro or something so you can use both your hands.
Excellent! I just looked to Unbound to see your book is 118% funded so well done. I hope to see it on iBooks at some point which is the only way I seem to read books now, as I am able to lie in bed using my iPad in the dark.
As for your favourite meal in the week, the Kiev’s... there is no regulation which states how much chicken should be in a kiev and so manufacturers make the most of this and only put a teeny bit in. My children loved them although I no longer buy them. I actually got annoyed with Tesco as they used to have their very cheap range in the red and blue printing on the white label, and then they had an intermediate own brand which was pretty damn good. I was crazy for their Tesco Select Cheese & Onion crisps. So what they did was combine both the value and their next level goods and relabel it as Everyday Value whilst also increasing the prices so it was quite a con as many people just thought they relabelled the Value range. Thankfully I’m not in a situation for value stuff now and we always buy either King’s Mill or Warburtons loaves of bread.
Microwaving the chilli cheese and tortillas was a bad call. Should have:
- Done the chilli on the job (or microwaving it on its own would be fine
- Bake cheese + tortillas in oven, cheese melts better and tortillas crisp up
"Can you toast frozen bread?" Defrost button on toaster in view.
"...some of it is really good, it doesn't deserve to be kind of a "value, crappy, cheapy" item. Those Chicken Kievs were amazing, Nothing value about those bad boys." -
So, are value labeled items suppose to be crappy? Mike, you are asking Tescos to lower their standards. They will upgrade the packaging on the value Chicken Kiev to indicate that it's a premium product, thereby lowering their standard for the better products and allowing them to bring in a crappy replacement to be the value item.
tesco seems like school food. maybe better quality. I do love that you fist bump your cat. I do the same. I just adore the fact you have a black cat. As my cat belladonna loves to come over to watch when she hears basil.
I love your channel and what you do, but please pop to Argos for a tripod for your camera. Velbon £35ish is really good. I put it off too long and viewers said that on TV my videos sometimes made them feel sick as even slight movements turn huge onscreen "Blair Witch Project effect". I don't mean to sound bossy or owt, just trying to help :)
The way you're talking about the branding, that's what they do in the States. Target especially is well known for their "hidden" brands. Store brands usually mimic name brand designs too, they don't have a specific look except within items. Wal-Mart brand canned goods look the same, but their packaging looks way different than the cheese packaging.
Next: A week of "Mike Does Everything One-Handed."
Cow face emerges from the beef at 11:29
Hello basil the cat!!!! Beautiful black cat!!! Love his meow and personality!!!!
Luckily Basil is a cat then ;)
This is such a wholesome comment
Something Completely Different its a cat not a fucking robot
Four pieces of meat?!
No wonder you're always starving, this is way too much mate.
Pre-grated cheese needs some sort of powder to keep it from sticking together. Even the fancy brands have it. Just be happy that cheap didn't mean using cellulose, which would mean sawdust.
Cellulose is not sawdust. Sawdust has cellulose but so does any plant. Cellulose is the cell wall of a plant. It's likely from something leafy.
No, when it is listed as a powdered ingredient in food, it is quite literally food-grade sawdust. It just looks bad to call it what it actually is, so they use a more generic term.
It's true it could come from other sources, but sawdust is an extremely cheap waste material. It makes economic sense to use the cheapest form you can.
I'm not saying it's particularly bad for you. It's not. It is, ultimately, just undigestible material. But that is what cellulose usually means on a food label. Especially on value brands.
Even so, fiber is essentially cellulose, so it can serve as a source of fiber, however unappetizing it may sound.
It'd be a good thing it toasters had a specific button to toast stuff from frozen called 'defrost'. Oh wait they do.
MrGreenYeti 1) depends on your toaster. 2) he wasn’t trying to defrost it, he was trying (and managed) to toast it
My toaster doesn't have a defrost setting. It's a Sunbeam, built in 1922.
Maybe don't run your mouth.
The defrost setting also toasts it, it's meant to toast frozen bread, yet somehow he managed it without using it.
Matthew VandenBerg oh my god shutup please he was trying to point out something in the video maybe you shouldn’t run your mouth or at least run back to when your toaster was made
Mathew, but yet you’re running your mouth!
I can't get over that lemonade is carbonated in the UK. I'm sure you've had our lemonade when you've been in the states but if you haven't someone needs to send you some.
Their Lemonade is our Sprite/7-Up etc... here in the States.
gatoneko What is hand squeezed lemonade there then? Just a juice?
Assuming the sell it there. Our lemonade really isn't that different than a juice. Cranberry juice cocktail, like Ocean Spray sells, is part juice, water and sugar. Lemonade is generally no more than 15% juice if you like it tart, then sugar and water. You could call it Lemon Juice Cocktail but Lemonade sounds more appealing.
fireyf Ok gochu just curious. I like my lemonade super tart so id understand if its closer to 15% it might be called a lemon juice cocktail or something of that nature.
Never come to Ireland, you’ll hate it here. Our traditional (but getting increasingly hard to find) lemonade is not only fizzy, but it’s red too!
clarty in British
(ˈklɑːtɪ , Scottish ˈklærtɪ)
adjective
Word forms: clartier or clartiest
Scottish and Northern England dialect
dirty, esp covered in mud; filthy
Good point about the branding, but buy a damned tripod!
Yes, you can toast frozen bread. Some toasters have a frozen button.
his toaster does... *eyeroll*
I always toast frozen bread. It's about all I used sliced bread for. If I want bread I get some fresh crusty baguette
Mike... SEASON YOUR FOOD!
Would help a GREAT deal with some foods he's eaten :)
Tesco don't do value seasoning. He stuck to only value all week.
Rowankeenanx3 they have salt and pepper at least
www.missmysupermarket.com/user/products/large/VALUE_DRIED_MIXED_HERBS_34G.jpg
Don’t you think the cheap food has enough salt in it already?
I have total respect for you doing this. I found it hilarious, but totally saddening. I've lived in poverty, and have come far since then. Reminds me of some right grim meal times as a kid. But overall, your sense of humour is eternally optimistic! Keep doing what you do bro! Got my subscription! 🍕🍟✌✌✌
No butter. Triggered.
Think they only sell lard for the value range
He said he wish he had butter
I noticed the one handed ness also
I challenge any and all who butter their chocolate-spreaded toast to a bout of fisticuffs.
VERILY, I say! Proceed towards my position!
Nope they do sell value butter.
grated cheese has something on to stop it sticking together in the bag which also stops the cheese from melting. gotta grate your own for some melty meltsss
The potato starch in the grated cheese is to stop it from clumping together - that would be most unappealing...
Just subscribed , have really enjoy this ,will now watch all the rest , Good luck with the book. Nice cat .
Chilli - 2.4g of salt per can.
Cheese - 0.5g of salt per 30g "serving" (but that entire packet is 500g and there's no way Mike only put in 1/16th of it, so let's say a gram. Anyway, processed cheese is notoriously salty.)
Tortilla chips - 0.2g of salt per 1/8 of a bag (so probably 0.5g overall).
Total meal = approx 4g of salt (and that's probably on the low side since I lowballed the amount of cheese and tortilla chips it looked like Mike used). I'm getting heart palpitations just thinking about it!
This is why you don't live on "value" processed foods. :(
What did u do with the food you have left over
Do a week on tesco's finest, asap to compare :)
"hello, welcome back to weber cooks and today we're making chili cheese nachos."
The Tesco value lemonade is great chilled and mixed with squash, like the value orange squash.
I wouldn't mind the pizza and garlic bread if I put peppers on the pizza and had a side serving of veg to go with it; you can get Value mince from the fridges to mould into burgers with some egg and spring onions.
Value is half-decent stuff if you combine it with low-cost veg; I always put lemon in the lemonade and cola, for example, to give the food some nutrients and vitamins.
Wonky Veg would be a great name for a book....
The potato starch keeps the cheese from sticking together. Most brands use it - even higher end ones. Always grate your own cheese, if possible. Melts smoother.
For some reason cheap cheese doesnt melt like better quality cheese . I got some stuff from a dollar store in the US and that cheese just wouldn't melt.
Cheese of any quality should melt as cheese is cheese... I think what you bought may have been pretending to be cheese.
How much did that whole shopping cost for the week then?
nootacat someone get on that
CLARTY
North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions
Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain
#wet #muddy #dank #moist #damp
LoverofLiszt I read this comment the exact time he sad the word lol
Incredibly entertaining videos! You have a great sense of humour. Well done, sir! Where is the Tesco value lager though??
At least your shredded cheese melted, unlike the "cheese" sold at some dollar stores in the US: imgur.com/F6WvIaf Attempt at melting: imgur.com/jaZklh8
MrRadar Thats terrifying. The vegan cheese I use melts better than that.
Ah the glorious 'cheese product'. It even contains actual cheese... somewhere, let me know if you find it :)
Great channel mate love the content
A week on soylent? Just to see the psychological damage it causes to a normal human.
I think you mean physical damage. This stuff is poison.
whichever comes first I don't mind
What do you do with the stuff you buy during these week ons? Obviously you eat them but that’s a big jar of spread for example. Do you just continue to use it or do they sit on the shelf for years
cheese and then chili.. the fat from the cheese will preserve a slight bit of crispiness from the chips that way.
Stumbled across your channel. No idea how. But found this entertaining for some reason and have subscribed. Thinking about trying this myself lol
Those so called hamburgers look more like those vegetarian or vegan hamburger patties that are mostly made with oats
Archie Gambiza no I make my own burgers from ground beef and they don’t look anything like those did.
veggie burgers are very nice and usually slightly spicy from my last 5 years of being a vegetarian lol
I like veggie burgers. *shrugs* each to their own. I find meat alternatives pretty satisfying personally.
allan fulton those burgers likely have the minimum beef requirement to be called a beef burger, it’s probably like 40 % beef and the rest is filler thus giving it the greyish colour
They look 100% identical to the Tesco Value burgers I once bought as a student in the late 90's.
They were horrible then too...
16:09 - The reason they do this is to make you want to pay more for either: they’re own brand or the other brands
You undernourished yourself on at least 2 of those days, hence the dramatic weight loss
averagegilo he just ate too little. You can only lose weight through low calorie intake
I'm always most disappointed that basil doesn't respond with a "BOOM BOOM" every time you ask him a question
Also as a south Texan props on properly pronouncing tortilla you awesome Brit
That's how I pronounce it too & I'm also a Brit :)
Anybody who pronounces it like an English word should be placed in a council-run residential home and forgotten about.
There's usually some kind of starch on pre-schredded cheese. It's so that the cheese doesn't come out in one big lump. That is also why shredded cheese doesn't turn out great when using it on pizzas etc.