r/Crappydesign | But why? And how?

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  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2744

    "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy"
    taking your eyes off the road can cause a crash resulting in injury.
    *_focus on your driving_*

    • @wooden4636
      @wooden4636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should subscribe to my TH-cam channel for no reason what so ever

    • @chihuahuaboi4082
      @chihuahuaboi4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gaming Ninja no begger

    • @wooden4636
      @wooden4636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Egg with decent content? I tried

    • @carval2001
      @carval2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear, I see you on every video. Am I accidentaly stalking you, or are you making me feel weird by commenting on the video I'm about to watch?

    • @coochiepolice1696
      @coochiepolice1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wooden4636 atleast you don't play fortnite

  • @ailurus2315
    @ailurus2315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    11:52 Im from germany and Koks means cocain in german so if it reads pure white energy its even more interesting

    • @alexandermertens7615
      @alexandermertens7615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ein Deutscher hier? 😮

    • @oijosuke8610
      @oijosuke8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Omg that makes it even funnier becuz it said white power! I’m ded

    • @DaltonHBrown
      @DaltonHBrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      In America we also have an energy drink that is straight up named "Cocaine"

    • @lexijarrell
      @lexijarrell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@DaltonHBrown I mean, there used to be coke in the Coke but this is news to me.

    • @DaltonHBrown
      @DaltonHBrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lexijarrell yes but not a ton. Probably only enough to numb the throat a little bit. Though that would inhibit the taste buds too, so it doesn't make sense to do that. Especially when sugar is shown to be more addictive than cocaine

  • @myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666
    @myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Garbage can: I have trash to hold so I will hold it
    Hand dryer:

    • @Elbalia
      @Elbalia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo Angelo

    • @gothiccprince
      @gothiccprince 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hand dryer:
      I'm about to end this mans whole career!

    • @angel_1
      @angel_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm about to blow this men's whole career

    • @fanimeproductionst.v.3735
      @fanimeproductionst.v.3735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angel_1 😏

  • @nickkurzy2246
    @nickkurzy2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    5:26 EmKay: "imagine you're in bed..."
    Me, waiting for my eyes to work again: I don't have to

    • @alexei9122
      @alexei9122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The evil laugh tho

    • @rachelannesley8067
      @rachelannesley8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I still can!t stop laughing at it b/c I am in my bed on my device, oh lord I’m crying 😆😂🤣🤣

    • @Yukii_Minami
      @Yukii_Minami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because im too busy thinking of dying

    • @itsbeenawhilehowareyou4825
      @itsbeenawhilehowareyou4825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly

    • @Kallichore09
      @Kallichore09 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But how did you type this then, HHMMM?

  • @connorpettijohn2081
    @connorpettijohn2081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    5:38
    *talks about the blinding light on TH-cam dark mode when opening app*
    Him: *PUTS THE WHITE LOGO ON THERE WHILE IM IN BED AT 1 AM*

  • @tikiiii23
    @tikiiii23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Damien reaction to 61,350,000 dead people:
    *Damn that sucks*

  • @renenk4824
    @renenk4824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    11:50 as a german, that slogan gets funnier. "koks" in german is slang for 'Kokaine'. (cocaine. duh.)
    so to a german, this energy drink is just straight up cocaine in a can XD

    • @titus7859
      @titus7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Koks steht für Kokain Bruder

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Coca-Cola didn't sell well at first.
      Then they put cocaine in it.

    • @stagg_king_2472
      @stagg_king_2472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S*

    • @MsLandry2000
      @MsLandry2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I need this drink..

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ja genau

  • @derbuhn
    @derbuhn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Damien: "oh god imagine lying in bed on dark mode and putting this white ad on"
    Also Damien: let's put this on fullscreen

  • @michaelweiske702
    @michaelweiske702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Gripping a sword by the blade is called "half-swording." It is a technjque used when you need precision for a sword thrust, such as exploiting a gap in an opponents armor.

    • @zacharygiles2984
      @zacharygiles2984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shut up nerd

    • @QuackerHead-j
      @QuackerHead-j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is this a joke comment?

    • @kilborn666
      @kilborn666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@QuackerHead-j Nope, its a real thing. But the lady in the photo isn't actually holding the sword, and it was just lazily photo shopped in, don't think it was intentional.

    • @InTheDawngeon
      @InTheDawngeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@x_x5009 Wearing plate armor, or like, any armor on the hands? No.

    • @michaelweiske702
      @michaelweiske702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@x_x5009 not if you hold it correctly. You can also wear a glove. Even a thin one can improve your grip.

  • @ghostiboii3918
    @ghostiboii3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    “Not a good russian accent, but it will do the job.”
    -Damien 2019

    • @Staffy-jm3bc
      @Staffy-jm3bc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FoxCraft Studio this isn’t even a good quote

    • @geraltofrivia160
      @geraltofrivia160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Russian

    • @Trasho_pando2011
      @Trasho_pando2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a good Russian accent but it will do the job

    • @Trasho_pando2011
      @Trasho_pando2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masterdevon04069 hello fellow gacha player

    • @astrolightingyt4531
      @astrolightingyt4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U play gacha u need to go poop land

  • @Dixon_Deep
    @Dixon_Deep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    1:50 Did someone put Beatrice Arthur's head on a Ken doll?
    Wait, they make Golden Girls action figures?

    • @thatgirlendy5294
      @thatgirlendy5294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I have all four pop figures 😀

    • @graysthegray
      @graysthegray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was my same thought!

    • @IMPBrainZ
      @IMPBrainZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatgirlendy5294 Action figures, not funko pops.

    • @thatgirlendy5294
      @thatgirlendy5294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@IMPBrainZ Sorry I read figures, it was an honest mistake

    • @IMPBrainZ
      @IMPBrainZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatgirlendy5294 K

  • @DDoSdross
    @DDoSdross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Guy: Has 6 fingers
    Damien: He has SEVEN fingers

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    "Not even God can sink the Titanic."
    God: "Hold my iceberg."

    • @gooberingk
      @gooberingk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The man holding the iceberg dropped it into the ocean.

    • @acevixi
      @acevixi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and then God yeeted with all his might and sunk the titanic

    • @marvingreenscreen9947
      @marvingreenscreen9947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@acevixi I love the Bible

    • @mr.animator8693
      @mr.animator8693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found u u subbed to me ty

    • @xenurine537
      @xenurine537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when you spill ice then kick it under the fridge

  • @KARS_K
    @KARS_K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "Zippers in places where you don't need them"
    *Kingdom Hearts Intensifies*

    • @zook3484
      @zook3484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kars Kirby Sticky fingers: am I a joke to you?

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STICKY FINGAAS.

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      listen here you lil shit ;;

    • @akymmizuki
      @akymmizuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kars Kirby *donald duck has 7 fucking zippers and the destiny island trio have 3 ok nomura this is fine*

    • @halodragonmaster
      @halodragonmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruno Bucellati would like to have a word with you.

  • @RedneckRanger27
    @RedneckRanger27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "is that a kit cat or a toblerone"
    you never seen a kinder chocolate bar

    • @le_barnowl5111
      @le_barnowl5111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd say r/crappyoffbrands, I want to, but that'll make me sound like that one kid in every class, who has that cringy voice who always goes "wELl aCtuaLLy" to a joke

    • @alovai1971
      @alovai1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@le_barnowl5111 I'm lucky I don't have one of those

    • @thepezfeo
      @thepezfeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      May 21, 2019 - Ferrero has announced that its popular Kinder Bueno bars, which are currently sold in 60 countries,
      will be coming to the US in November. - (Business Insider)

    • @andreamoroni97
      @andreamoroni97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thepezfeo And the Bueno was first launched in 1991, really early release in the USA.

    • @stuffstuff5633
      @stuffstuff5633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Justin Free I’m pretty sure it’s not an off brand. That and it’s significantly better than KitKat and Toblerone imo

  • @Toadmelon
    @Toadmelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    The thumbnail is how my paths look like in animal crossing.

    • @fluxxie6947
      @fluxxie6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IM THE 69TH LIKE HELL YEAHHH!

    • @luminik13
      @luminik13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      now its 92

    • @tylerneon632
      @tylerneon632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @tylerneon632
      @tylerneon632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luminik13 its 96

    • @tylerneon632
      @tylerneon632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luminik13 stop with this thing

  • @raccoonja-ronja
    @raccoonja-ronja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The cake at 3:50 has neither toblerone, nor kit-kats on it, that's kinder Chocolate.
    "Koks" is also the German word for cocaine.

    • @raccoonja-ronja
      @raccoonja-ronja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @TXC Rag3 I'm German, so I know it's Koks in German, it could be the same in other languages, too.

    • @AmnesiaForever
      @AmnesiaForever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toblerone*

    • @raccoonja-ronja
      @raccoonja-ronja 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmnesiaForever Thanks.

    • @josiah8258
      @josiah8258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U like koks

    • @AmnesiaForever
      @AmnesiaForever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raccoonja-ronja My pleasure :)

  • @nicki419
    @nicki419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Pure white energy - In Germany, "Koks" is a short term for a specific white powder one snorts their nose up

    • @KARS_K
      @KARS_K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just say it's cocaine

    • @nicki419
      @nicki419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@KARS_K when I typed that word my comment failed to post so I thought it's in a spam filter

    • @marcelczubat3743
      @marcelczubat3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In Poland, "koks" means the same.

    • @astrolightingyt4531
      @astrolightingyt4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sonks

    • @kryph1
      @kryph1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stonks

  • @Coinfliptails
    @Coinfliptails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    0:56
    That could mean to be absorption,
    You absorb the baby's life force into you(again) and then he is fused into your soul

    • @grossgrandpa
      @grossgrandpa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do that on a daily basis

    • @josephkonadu55
      @josephkonadu55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read that as Abortion

    • @erc778
      @erc778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Piccolo?

    • @niccolopaganini1782
      @niccolopaganini1782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grossgrandpa abosrpt on a dely Bay sis?

  • @fluffyraichu9706
    @fluffyraichu9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I have an example of a**hole design in my bathroom, where there are 4 “drawers”. 2 are fake, and 2 are real.

  • @sucygin7803
    @sucygin7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    5:13 Looks like he's having an allergic reaction while trying to hold in a shart

  • @d-elitebeatz858
    @d-elitebeatz858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    “Welcome to the Fart Space” WOAAH HE SOUNDS LIKE PLANKTON LMAO

  • @PoisonPython
    @PoisonPython 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    Your laugh always gives me a little more life
    Edit: this comment is a year old you can stop replying to it, i still get notifications

    • @transam33o
      @transam33o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah he is laugh also gives me more life

    • @steveleopold6476
      @steveleopold6476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You're life gives me a little more laugh

    • @Peachboobler
      @Peachboobler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69th like

    • @PoisonPython
      @PoisonPython 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @paska2129
      @paska2129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your*

  • @gameknight9956
    @gameknight9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    7:08 Um Damian that’s six fingers
    Edit: never mind he’s holding his ring finger down

    • @Zander2212
      @Zander2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you tell which ones the ring finger?

    • @gameknight9956
      @gameknight9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt Clark it’s simple I have that same amount of fingers

    • @Zander2212
      @Zander2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gameknight9956 ok, I wasn't sure if you counted from the pinky or the thumb. Good to know.

    • @bradentharpe3827
      @bradentharpe3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how would you know its his ring finger, i could very possibly be a middle finger

    • @dominicparisi2999
      @dominicparisi2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bradentharpe3827 when clicking it kinda sounds like D A M P

  • @chiken5890
    @chiken5890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Noone:
    Not a single soul:
    Russian advetisement:
    👁️👄👁️

    • @anaa-m9693
      @anaa-m9693 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one*

    • @boe2788
      @boe2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anaa-m9693 nooooonee

    • @corison2058
      @corison2058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Affirmative. I would like to participate in-“ looks at notes “ hoomain pretty modeling.”

    • @o3oh_
      @o3oh_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      требуются модели на пермаментный макияж стоимость 1000 рублей

    • @deletedchannel6548
      @deletedchannel6548 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ruined. Thanks, I hate it!

  • @itiscrazey
    @itiscrazey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    11:50 Koks is in German shirt for Kokain which is Cocain in English
    If you know that it only makes it weirder

    • @willby_
      @willby_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey look! A original Coca-Cola

    • @therobbersdaughter2700
      @therobbersdaughter2700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's also used as a word for coal though

    • @haxel96
      @haxel96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same in swedish. PURE WHITE ENERGY

    • @rodrikforrester6989
      @rodrikforrester6989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same in Russian.

    • @itiscrazey
      @itiscrazey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therobbersdaughter2700 In English? Because in German it definitely isn't used for Coal that would be Kohle which is also used to say Money

  • @typhlosion_the_volcano_pokemon
    @typhlosion_the_volcano_pokemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    A fellow dark mode user. I see you are a man of quality as well.

    • @callyjagger27
      @callyjagger27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Typhlosion Official How did you know

    • @typhlosion_the_volcano_pokemon
      @typhlosion_the_volcano_pokemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Baldi’s Basic’s at 5:20, it shows him using dark mode, and the person that made the comment mentions that he uses TH-cam on dark mode.

    • @quizz5459
      @quizz5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People who use that deserve respect, and they (like me) probably use it over night.

    • @typhlosion_the_volcano_pokemon
      @typhlosion_the_volcano_pokemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have glasses, and with light mode + the dirt on my glasses results in me getting blinded all the time!

    • @spunkysamuel
      @spunkysamuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@typhlosion_the_volcano_pokemon how do you even activate night mode?

  • @existingcommenter9647
    @existingcommenter9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:54 They really did Dorothy like that 😭

  • @SquishyTheTitan
    @SquishyTheTitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    1:50 That's Bea Arthur from Golden Girls dude.
    2:51 Almost everywhere except the United States spells it "defence"

    • @Ivoryforge11207
      @Ivoryforge11207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I knew it was one of the golden girls but didnt know who

    • @mollymark5016
      @mollymark5016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love me some Bea Arthur.... and I always knew she was packing serious heat under those shoulder pads....

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The defense thing bothered me, it looked normal, and I had briefly forgotten how it's spelled, it looks better with a c instead of an s. And I thought that was Bea Arthur.

    • @MalchiorDhar
      @MalchiorDhar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rainfox7983 Like how the UK is special by having extra u's in letters and saying zed?

    • @potatoeradicator803
      @potatoeradicator803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vulcan yes, we like using our language

  • @Silverline34
    @Silverline34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damien, I just wanted to simply say two things.
    1) I love your voice, so much. Not weird just saying. It’s super calming and I swear if you just read a story I could fall asleep.
    2) your laugh is highly contagious and I love that too. Also not weird, just saying.
    Also,thank you for uploading super often. I love watching these when I’m drawing or when I just wanna chill and watch some good old reddit readings.

  • @intellectualchicken7303
    @intellectualchicken7303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    wait a minute, that man only has 6 fingers not 7.

    • @arianiss
      @arianiss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He has 420,69

    • @MysteryMeatwad
      @MysteryMeatwad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      welcome to the gucci store

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The middle(?) one is folded down. You can clearly see a gap where that finger should be

    • @anthonymacconnell8817
      @anthonymacconnell8817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@MarkoGh chill karen

    • @arianiss
      @arianiss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MarkoGh tf is wrong with you

  • @carspeedbuilds503
    @carspeedbuilds503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    8:07 the person answering the question was right

    • @want2bfrst75
      @want2bfrst75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/wooosh

    • @icywave2185
      @icywave2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      want2bfrst r/idiots on youtube

    • @The_Bionicle_Nerd
      @The_Bionicle_Nerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but if you round it up and pay attention ot hte quest the machine as right

    • @woodenhoe
      @woodenhoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@want2bfrst75 r/ihavereddit

  • @justadog8011
    @justadog8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    8:53 I laughed so hard on the snot-pulling part but when i saw him putting it back in i died of laughter.

    • @sadiewinterlord6908
      @sadiewinterlord6908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bargert Wtf man

    • @raddrew42
      @raddrew42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sadiewinterlord6908 my thoughts exactly

    • @sadiewinterlord6908
      @sadiewinterlord6908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bargert Nobody wanted to know that.

    • @PlatBlazar
      @PlatBlazar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sadiewinterlord6908 ive had worse and im only a teen

  • @InquisitorBot
    @InquisitorBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    4:02 those are kinder chocolate bars
    And £=pounds €=euro

    • @jamesplaysgames2017
      @jamesplaysgames2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about $ = Dollar

    • @InquisitorBot
      @InquisitorBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jamesplaysgames2017 irellevant piece of shit

    • @jeonghansjudgingface9280
      @jeonghansjudgingface9280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Music Is Love Music Is Life they said pound and euro because he got them mixed up. it had nothing to do with dollars.

    • @whiteboysummer112
      @whiteboysummer112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      [Bot] ben's minion Chill the fuck out

    • @jamesplaysgames2017
      @jamesplaysgames2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@InquisitorBot calm the hell down. I just like scrolling through to laugh and it doesn't matter if I don't get a reference.

  • @kyledavis6035
    @kyledavis6035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    4:42 Woody looks like Jimmy Neutron and Buzz’s posture looks like he just got railed from behind. “Gotta blast!”

  • @lightly5363
    @lightly5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    You actually pronounced "Krasnoyarsk" well enough.

    • @data4385
      @data4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And now I think that "Krasnoyarks" sounds better even if it makes no sense

    • @yaroslavchizh6446
      @yaroslavchizh6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@data4385 KransnoYARRRsk

    • @based1195
      @based1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you ever heard it said by someone who knows how to pronounce it? I, for one, couldn’t pronounce it if my life depended on it, but he did not pronounce it like it was supposed to be said.

    • @Valerkos93
      @Valerkos93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@based1195 well I don't live in Krasnoyarsk, but as russian I can say it was pronounced right

    • @tylerneon632
      @tylerneon632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We makin words? Let me try fihvzrs

  • @Buggabones
    @Buggabones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Well thank you for 5:20 cause I have mine on dark mode and _I was watching this while trying to sleep_ .. Blinded the shit out of me

    • @kopkl1
      @kopkl1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same bro. Literally the last video before I go to sleep

    • @maxastro
      @maxastro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! XD

    • @diamondreactor9863
      @diamondreactor9863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally see that bright white background with the YT logo every time i open YT

    • @vwertix1662
      @vwertix1662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im pretty sure that it goes dark if you enable dark mode on your phone

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vwertix1662 i dont have dark mode on my phone plz help

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    7:08
    Inigo Montoya: Do you have six fingers on your left hand?
    This guy: No, but I have _seven_ fingers on my _right_ hand.
    Inigo Montoya:
    Inigo Montoya: Understandable have a nice day.

  • @emilysmith3594
    @emilysmith3594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    8:00 ROUNDED TO TWO DECIMAL PLACES
    The person is right. There isn’t even enough space in the answer box for more than two decimal places.

    • @loisosorio6904
      @loisosorio6904 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/ woooooooosh

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He didn't miss a joke, you seem to have missed school tho

    • @spi3250
      @spi3250 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loisosorio6904 whats the joke

    • @mishmoshinglal
      @mishmoshinglal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spi3250 damian said that he doesnt know math so that the computer was right

    • @spi3250
      @spi3250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mishmoshinglal I dont think thats a joke

  • @l3LACKMASK713
    @l3LACKMASK713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    9:23
    Damn there isn’t even a Neptune

  • @sundless1996
    @sundless1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    7:13
    Emkay: *counts the guy’s fingers* my man’s got 7 fingers.
    Me: WAIT-

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One of the fingers is held to the palm

    • @DemonicSteve
      @DemonicSteve 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Japan Panda you sure?

    • @crickcada
      @crickcada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DemonicSteve He's got seven knuckles, which would entail that he's got seven fingers

    • @trey5442
      @trey5442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i totally agree but maybe its cuz hes tired

    • @marcelczubat3743
      @marcelczubat3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rare footage of a chernobyl scientist at the site (2019, colorized)

  • @maddikitten1306
    @maddikitten1306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That doll makes me think Ms. Doubtfire... A woman in appearance but a ripped Robbin Williams underneathe.

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    8:39 oh, golly! It''s the arena champion! May I shine your boots? Could I follw you around?

  • @samwestminster9135
    @samwestminster9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Action figure at 2:00 is a doll to represent “Dorothy” from The Golden Girls

    • @skye7011
      @skye7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg I'm not alone!

    • @enzoclark241
      @enzoclark241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no that’s not good

  • @bleh3944
    @bleh3944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    1:50 Correct me if I’m wrong but is that Dorothy from the Golden Girls? 😂

    • @amandafay7861
      @amandafay7861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Misconceptions 07 it definitely is 😂

    • @MishaMercury
      @MishaMercury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what I thought too!

    • @NefKeepsLore
      @NefKeepsLore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's one of Hollywood's greatest secrets that Bea Arthur was the original casting choice for the Terminator.

    • @ieatpeopleand
      @ieatpeopleand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah that's Bea Arthur from The Golden Girls right?

    • @kinkybathbombs3281
      @kinkybathbombs3281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, and it's the worst thing I've ever seen

  • @obadaa7413
    @obadaa7413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    2:04 When mom tells grandma u haven't eaten but she's over 500 miles away

  • @numberonetetofan
    @numberonetetofan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When that Russian makeup advertisement said "👁👄👁" I didn't feel that

    • @simp4kimlip649
      @simp4kimlip649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sour patch kids popsicles lmao it did look like billie tho

    • @numberonetetofan
      @numberonetetofan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simp4kimlip649 it's true 😹😹

  • @Graciechan-39
    @Graciechan-39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In case you want to know, the Russian says “Models for permanent makeup are welcome for 1000 Rubles”

  • @dmitrishostakovich3156
    @dmitrishostakovich3156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:52
    There are sword fighting techniques which involve holding your sword by the blade. It's called half swording.

    • @jasonwithay6159
      @jasonwithay6159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait are you fr?

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You must end him rightly with the pummel

    • @legoivan44321
      @legoivan44321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's also called cutting your hands into bloody red things that resemble hands

    • @dmitrishostakovich3156
      @dmitrishostakovich3156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't say she does it correctly. I just wanted to point out that holding a sword by the blade with your hands is something that people might do intentionally in some situations like sword fights. Also, you can do it safely even without gloves you if know what you're doing.

    • @aether1370
      @aether1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonwithay6159 Its generally used against opponents with melee weapons at a longer range, you're basically using the sword as a really short spear

  • @lilmexican6530
    @lilmexican6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    7:13 i was gonna correct you but then i realized the middle knuckle

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bottom finger doesn't have a knuckle. Let's be honest, this thing defies all laws of nature

  • @MacDeece
    @MacDeece 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    What the heck “hit the spot” is like 10 minutes from my house in Dublin
    Yup Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @frostyking5077
    @frostyking5077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    With that action figure grandmas really gonna strangle you with “LOVE”
    Or now you have to eat the green beans or ELSE

  • @MareCat31
    @MareCat31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Oh my goodness...Bea Arther is ripped!

    • @RandomGuy-bb6ru
      @RandomGuy-bb6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude I just had such a good nap that I didn't even realize I was awake aight bye

  • @luckylittleloser4141
    @luckylittleloser4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    At 2:07 it's obviously a Friends style balcony...just hop out the window

    • @infinitedark6158
      @infinitedark6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looks like the thing that’s protects the windows from snow on apartments in Beijing, therefore not a balcony at all, don’t ask me why if you’re sceptical about the snow thing, I don’t know either so you can regard it as a design fail that has been repeated on basically every Beijing apartment

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    6:54 Actually the shirt meant that real men love _bowhunting Jesus,_ not bowhunting _Jesus._ And I agree. No real God doesn't bowhunt.

  • @tyler9429
    @tyler9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:31 literally describes a situation where this would blind you and that I am in right now, yet he leaves the logo there to make sure that it does blind you

  • @arbitrarystuff1229
    @arbitrarystuff1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:38 is mildly infuriating as the mouthpiece is upside down.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did someone say crappy design?
    My face has entered the chat...

  • @tatyanarodriguez1561
    @tatyanarodriguez1561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:59 is that Dorothy from the Golden Girls?

  • @gothicdeath92
    @gothicdeath92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:17 > Glad we never mentioned Neptune. But, the moon, that's a planet we need. Pluto... Meh, it's still TBD

  • @asthmaticfish
    @asthmaticfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:58
    "There's a snake in my ass." Woody exclaimed as Buzz stared out in horror after hearing that.

  • @TheEGames
    @TheEGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    4:01 Those are kinder bars. Don't worry Damien, I didn't know what they were either until I went to Germany.

    • @tavish2789
      @tavish2789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There also in canda there pretty good

    • @TheFox517
      @TheFox517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It seems like Kinder products are everywhere except the US even though only Kinder eggs were banned. Weird.

    • @lorelo.
      @lorelo. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're a staple everywhere.

    • @robotko_ruslan
      @robotko_ruslan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheFox517 here in Russia we have a lot of kinder products but they're expensive compared to other food. One egg costs about 1$ us. For that much money you can buy two loaves of bread.

    • @TheFox517
      @TheFox517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robotko_ruslan Same here. I don't know what they put in these eggs.

  • @Doctor_Drama_Mama
    @Doctor_Drama_Mama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    1:53 why does that look like Dorothy from The Golden Girls

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time Damian laughs, an angel gets their wings

  • @amzwl1671
    @amzwl1671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you think you’re watching dark mode video but he shows the TH-cam startup screen and suddenly you die

  • @scottrichards1495
    @scottrichards1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    2:49 why you zooming in on defence like it's spelled wrong? UK disliked this.

    • @mistyminnie5922
      @mistyminnie5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was confused about that, i'm not english but is it spelled differently?

    • @xtdycxtfuv9353
      @xtdycxtfuv9353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *alittlelost* same thing, both are right but used in different dialects

    • @misterman9523
      @misterman9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mistyminnie5922
      In the US, they spell it "defense"

    • @Ekwahismygoat
      @Ekwahismygoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No i didnt
      ArE YoU AsSuMiNg mY sAnItY

    • @egorence2149
      @egorence2149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also the women is helding the swor like a zweihänder

  • @predatorhousepet4395
    @predatorhousepet4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Is it me or does the "self defence" lady look a bit like beauty guru Tati?

    • @CircusCuties
      @CircusCuties 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The James Charles drama got too real. She had to do it.

  • @Epicmonk117
    @Epicmonk117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are actually two different techniques that involve grabbing the sword by the blade, and both are used to defeat armor:
    -Half-swording is where you grab the blade with one hand while keeping your other on the handle so that you can have more point control to thrust into the gaps
    -The mordhau (German for murder stroke) is where you invert the sword and bash your target with the crossguard or pommel

  • @SovietMemes
    @SovietMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Me: exists
    My parents and the doctor: r/crappydedign

    • @izzy4115
      @izzy4115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this deserves more likes

    • @hesperus4517
      @hesperus4517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin Tube this whole comment was crappy design

    • @SovietMemes
      @SovietMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hesperus4517 no u

    • @hesperus4517
      @hesperus4517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin Tube *uno reverse card*

    • @SovietMemes
      @SovietMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hesperus4517 Ricardo skip

  • @justinvloedman4338
    @justinvloedman4338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I laughed at far space and ironically farted while laughing

  • @smellfish1430
    @smellfish1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:44 holding a sword by the blade was an actual startegy used by knights to get between the the small open spots of an other knight’s armor.
    Although holding it like her with that exact swing is not the best of ideas...

    • @MrIKnow-qk8cr
      @MrIKnow-qk8cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your telling to me that to get open slots in the knights they would fuck up their hand? Thats me going up to you and saying, “haha i shall get you now” and proceeding to pull out a switchblade and stab myself in the kidney

    • @FukuokuaZoomer
      @FukuokuaZoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They would have gloves on... anyway, this dude knows that but doesn't know how to spell strategy?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called half swording. Another reason it was done was to provide a more solid block. However, that would be done by holding the sword like a staff, with your off hand much further down the blade. With how she's holding it, it's purely an offensive technique, and she's in an offensive guard, finestra. You think that company knows you aren't supposed to use pepper spray as an offensive weapon?

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrIKnow-qk8cr well they wore steel gauntlets on their hand so holding blade with it is not really a big problem. But the lady in the pic definitely going to cut her own hand.

  • @raemagillam4369
    @raemagillam4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Imagine you’re in bed..”
    they’re onto me...

  • @korimm3020
    @korimm3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fact that the candy on the cake was kinder and he thought it was weird kit kat

    • @alexls1923
      @alexls1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t think the sell kinder products in America besides the kinder joy eggs.

    • @franciscocarneiro8300
      @franciscocarneiro8300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They dont

    • @alexls1923
      @alexls1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m surprised we have the joy eggs

  • @LucasMDO111
    @LucasMDO111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:39 Looks like an TES Oblivion character.

  • @leopardheck7302
    @leopardheck7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    if you're supposed to round to two decimal places it would be 15.83 because you round 15.826 up

    • @KikiTay
      @KikiTay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be on r/normaldesign

    • @SecretAgentNein
      @SecretAgentNein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damien was questioning it though, which probably explains the response here. Basically going ”no, Damien, the computer was not right, here’s why.”

  • @volareconchloe19
    @volareconchloe19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have been watching zack and Damian for around like a year and I just realized why I never got the notification for a video. I forgot to subscribe.
    Truth when I started watching the videos i was in a vary depressed state, the funny videos that you guys bring to youtube make my day ever time I see them even if I am a year behind. So thank you :)

  • @admiralmudkip9836
    @admiralmudkip9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Holding the sword on the blade was an actual technique called half swording, I mean usually you'd do it with gloves I think, but it's real.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but from what I know of half swording, it's not a proactive defensive technique, and yet the guard she's in, finestra, is an offensive guard, and one of my personal favorites

  • @shannonburlynne8372
    @shannonburlynne8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Home. Where. Heart"
    Now that's what I like to see. Another video. Thanks Damien.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This kinda reminds of me "Why use many word when few word do trick?"
      Or a neanderthal interior decorator. :)

    • @shannonburlynne8372
      @shannonburlynne8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kartoffelkamm lmao made my day

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shannonburlynne8372 Glad to hear that. :)

  • @bessbrother631
    @bessbrother631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Two ways to spell defence,
    Defence being British
    Defense Being American

    • @Geoffr524
      @Geoffr524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really like the British spelling of "Defence", as in putting THE FENCE, between us.

    • @BrazenBard
      @BrazenBard 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geoffr524 Also, the half-swording grip is legit. The stance, perhaps not quite as much, but it's excusable.

  • @Tsurf
    @Tsurf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can I just give a shout out to Maggie from Tescos who had to deal with that shit from her team and needing to explain it to a customer? On twitter to be forever immortalized no less?

  • @BlindSniper4758
    @BlindSniper4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Please make a full video of you laughing

  • @lavakitto1503
    @lavakitto1503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At 2:14 in the video
    I described an apartment in a short story for school once where one room had this setup and the kid living there would go onto the balcony sometimes and calm down whenever he felt stressed
    It was actually a pretty nice little story but it's for school so :/

  • @CanNot127
    @CanNot127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    11:40
    Omg that's the mall in Fresno. I remember seeing that lady and always having to go slap it to see if it was a real hologram. It was just a projection into some plastic.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what the the hell is a fresno? it sounds like a place where dreams go to die in a suburban wasteland

    • @emerald_espeon
      @emerald_espeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't recall ever seeing that in Fresno

    • @CanNot127
      @CanNot127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NewPaulActs17 yeah that's about right

    • @CanNot127
      @CanNot127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emerald_espeon I believe it's in forever 21

  • @cookie-hv2nf
    @cookie-hv2nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EmKay: *sees something really funny*
    Also EmKay: *Wheeeeeeeeze*

  • @anti.gravityy
    @anti.gravityy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Image at 9:27:
    Neptune: am I a joke to you?

  • @alyctro8158
    @alyctro8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every Jojo's bizzare adventures character: 1:55

  • @tashigirl6
    @tashigirl6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “one last video before i go to bed”, is me rn.
    it’s also 5am
    i binged most of emkay’s videos, thus leaving me here.

  • @boahneelassmal
    @boahneelassmal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    can we get an F for the Art space?
    sure!
    also: 11:20 Koks is German for (among other things) coke, literally pure white energy.

  • @alecstoeger9284
    @alecstoeger9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Daimien: sees the words fart space
    Also Daimien: WHEEEEEEZE

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One second in and I’ve realized that I have the sense of humor of the 2 year old.

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    alternative joke to the jazz one
    imagine getting read to pee, then picking that up and playing it as you pee

  • @icspps
    @icspps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:52 is actually a real sword holding technique called halfswording. It usually has a different grip and the hand on the blade is usually further down. But it's not unheard of.

  • @sketchytoast
    @sketchytoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:50
    it's Dorthy from The Golden Girls, I was born after it was forgotten and I still remember it.
    No hate. Just culturing some kiddos :D

  • @SHD004
    @SHD004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I liked within the first 4 seconds, that laugh is contagious and awesome dude!

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dang, that Tesco was actually pretty good customer service, good job.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even they were baffled. i do hope they played with the roman numerals query

  • @DennisBillington
    @DennisBillington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man those stairs! Your muscle memory will just trip you up every time.

  • @NickCamokidVisneski
    @NickCamokidVisneski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Adoption, not abortion"
    Me: Oh no....
    Damien: **hard misses the "double penetration joke**

  • @veniu8359
    @veniu8359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:17 you probably are Damien. Luv your laugh tho lmao

  • @sarahcerar8049
    @sarahcerar8049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:46
    I was at max headphone volume and jumped back yeeting them...

  • @williammcgrath2270
    @williammcgrath2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m always excited when it’s Damian who recorded the video. He’s just so funny.