Blonde Roast Colonic & A Farm Fight To The Death - Episode 218 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 พ.ย. 2022
- Today we talk about driving without a windshield, friends that brag too much, and getting a root canal. Then, the fellas share some real life wacky news stories before drafting farm tools for a fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
01:45 - Would You Rather?
27:35 - Is This Real Life?
38:20 - Draft: The Best Places To Sit
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This "why do we need a windshield?" convo has me tilted. They spend so much time talking about pebbles, what about rain, or snow? Can tell they're in Arizona where weather is a myth. Imagine driving without a windshield at 10 below zero in the snow. 🤣
Or, ya know, WIND. It’s literally called a wind shield. It shields the wind which when you’re driving at 70mph is hitting you in the face at 70mph without one.
My favorite part is later they say using the windshield wipers on jasons tractor to remove andys pestiside in the battle royale. Like they already forgot about removing their windshields.
I’d love to hear a “Worst wedding presents” draft
Stay tuned...
did they ever do this bro? lol
@@ColinNasty they sure did! Nov 21, 2022
As someone who grew up and lives on a farm, the 1.01 is a definitely a shotgun. Thats how the majority of us humanely kill our cattle before butchering.
No one drafted a BULL?! 🐂 lol
Greatest throw ever taking a horse over a tractor LOL
NEW EPISODE SO EARLY LETS GO
AND over an hour long episode. What an incredible start to the week
I've had an Owl dive-bomb my windshield. I was greatful for the windshield... it was a night Owl.
Waiver wire draft: double barrel shotgun, pickup truck, a shovel, and steel toe boots
Loved the college humor "Badman" references 🤣🤣 classic videos
That Batman reference is premium 👌
How did a combine and ATV/4-wheeler not get drafted? Combine for power and intimidation, and 4-wheeler for speed.
Yellow lights also depend on speed limits. Longer for higher speeds
Grew up on a farm in Canada. You'd be surprised how many different tools farmers have - not much work gets outsourced on a farm, so yes, you would find many different tools including fire arms which should have been the 1.01
Husqvarna 9676 😂 good chime in owl!
How did a giant farm Combine not get drafted. Fortress, mobile and high ground
Slow though I would imagine.
I would use it for intimidation. It is fast enough to get around a farm.
My understanding is that the yellow light time depends on the speed limit its around. If it's 45 mph you'll have 4.5 seconds for the yellow. If it's 25 mph it's 2.5 secs
This is the best way to start the week
Andy's toothenasia joke didn't get the reaction it deserved
The best farm roster would be combine harvester, bull, rifle, and chainsaw
Farmers need a gun to protect chickens from the Fox's. So that would've been my 1.01
I had to get a root canal a few years back and it was actually quite pleasant. They gave me like 3 or 4 shots to numb my gums/teeth and I didn't feel a thing other than the sensation of them working on my tooth which felt pretty relieving. It was like a massage for the inside of my tooth.
Jason was so close to saying ‘ho fo sho’ but didn’t quite get there
In the UK the buzzard is a common bird of prey, looks like a brown hawk-like bird
Can I show up to the battle royale with a pickup truck, shotgun, 4wheeler, and hunting dog since you guys didn’t draft em?
A Bull and a shotgun are the clear 101 102 .. can’t believe neither was in any of you guys list
Yellow light times go hand in hand with the speed limit of that area... if it's a 45 or 55 speed limit, you need longer than if it's a 25 or a school zone (at least in MA)
Crop dusting airplane?
Baseball kick a chicken
For the draft it’s probably cheating but every farmer owns a shotgun. If it was vetoed I would change to a Cattle Prog
If Mike had taken a horse and then a SHOTGUN! (obviously farmers USE them) he would of had a weapon to fight Jason's tractor AND Andy's hay bales. (The pick of a shot gun BY ANYBODY in this draft would be the game changer - I used Mike in my example because he had the first pick and shot gun was obviously still available over chain saw) BUT NO one picked it!! So without it being picked I have to say that Jason's tractor is what most likely makes him the winner. No weapons seem to be great at injuring him and Andy's fort is not a problem, and eventually the horse will get tired.
Definitely had a veto conversation prior, cuz i expected shotgun and pickup truck 1.01 & 1.02. I liked this version of the draft better
[EDIT] Ahh there it is
I thought of a crop dusting airplane and a shotgun
@@natevoss9199 ooo I like the plane pick
How do you not draft a rifle?
Machete
As a person who grew up on a farm.. your lack of farm knowledge is cringey. You think it’s still the mid 1900s