The first "Would you rather" question.... you almost have to pick legs, and keep normal functioning arms. Because how would you eat otherwise? I guess you could put a bowl of food on the table top and eat like a dog?
My sock problem is big toe nail always cutting a hole. Can be a brand new pair, still have a hole after day 1. Then I switch feet the next time around. Then after 3 washes I have socks with a hole at the big toe and at the little toe. Ridiculous
So I had knee surgery on both legs and you definitely can learn to walk without bending your knees. The trick is just to leave a knee brace on at all times. Then nobody questions you. 😂
With all due respect Jason your take on fishing being that you live in a desert is terrible fishing can be great give it a chance somewhere else besides Arizona. PS my wife is from Peoria Az and the only place your fishing around there is at a golf course
Oh shit this episode totally reminded me I had the CRAZIEST dream where I could fly, has anyone ever had a dream like that? Like my dreams are CRAZY real and REALLY REALLY detailed and crazy I try to write them all down bc they'll be a movie one day I swear to god.
People dreaming they can fly is pretty common. I've had those repeatedly, but more often as a kid and teen than as an adult. I've had the "superpowers" dreams more often though (not necessarily just flying).
@@romanflores1989 no it's not, my dreams are way crazier than most people and not only can I fly but sometimes I can shoot lasers from my eyes and go really really fast like extremely fast so you can't even see me.
This was the pinnacle of poop discussion. Thank you for your service.
Jasons poopy pants documentary coming out on my birthday! The gift that keeps on giving 😂
The ad at the bottom of my screen is Charmin. Fitting for Jason’s poop stories!
The car that hit Jason in Andy’s fake dream was clearly a Prius 😂
Man, I get so excited any time I see an episode is longer than 1 hour haha LFG!
Just finished mayhem mock draft, straight into this. Same wardrobe :) Same great show
Bravo! This is gold!
Happy Spitballers Day!
How can anyone not love to fish🎣🎣
How did Jason not talk about eating without elbows
Jason threw away his draft by taking falling asleep, a great activity, and not taking an awful activity, children’s birthday parties!
So, I love laundry...the only household chore I enjoy. 😁
Folding laundry while listening to this podcast!
we need liar liar !!!
I haven’t listened in a few years and I’m so glad I’m back 😩😩 you guys are so funny
I can’t wait for the #JasonMoorePoopDoc to come out!!
Happy Monday!
The first "Would you rather" question.... you almost have to pick legs, and keep normal functioning arms. Because how would you eat otherwise? I guess you could put a bowl of food on the table top and eat like a dog?
No way that a hot Doctor Pepper is called a Hot Doctor instead of a Hot Doc.
As a guy who just broke his knee cap you definitely would rather have no elbow
I think the desire to look at your poop has to be an evolutionary thing.
Jason and I thought of the same thing with the word phenomenon haha
My sock problem is big toe nail always cutting a hole. Can be a brand new pair, still have a hole after day 1. Then I switch feet the next time around. Then after 3 washes I have socks with a hole at the big toe and at the little toe. Ridiculous
Highway to Spell is really hard to listen too I mean c’mon guys 😂😬
As an editor I have to agree with you here, lol. It's cringeworthy but entertainingly cringeworthy.
Also Mike would have won with rice cakes!! I suffered many 3 hour drives with the family as a child and that was the “snacks” worst thing in the world
Oh my. Just found this pod. Been listening to the footballers for over a year and knew nothing of this. Why you been hiding it ? Lol
Surely not being able to eat or drink normally is the biggest downside of no elbows
Boycotting all episodes until liar liar is back then I'll go back and rewatch
So I had knee surgery on both legs and you definitely can learn to walk without bending your knees. The trick is just to leave a knee brace on at all times. Then nobody questions you. 😂
Flat Coca Cola is ultimately Pepsi
Dude Jason is looking slim
With all due respect Jason your take on fishing being that you live in a desert is terrible fishing can be great give it a chance somewhere else besides Arizona. PS my wife is from Peoria Az and the only place your fishing around there is at a golf course
Hot carbonated all day...flat soda is the worst! Might as well drink diet Coke...ugggg
CAILOU
Jason, your fishing take is the worst take you've ever had.
Oh shit this episode totally reminded me I had the CRAZIEST dream where I could fly, has anyone ever had a dream like that? Like my dreams are CRAZY real and REALLY REALLY detailed and crazy I try to write them all down bc they'll be a movie one day I swear to god.
People dreaming they can fly is pretty common. I've had those repeatedly, but more often as a kid and teen than as an adult. I've had the "superpowers" dreams more often though (not necessarily just flying).
@@romanflores1989 no it's not, my dreams are way crazier than most people and not only can I fly but sometimes I can shoot lasers from my eyes and go really really fast like extremely fast so you can't even see me.
i ABSOLUTELY disagree.....I LOVE folding laundry, because I can listen to a podcast or watch a television show while doing it
Blade Runner would have been a great pick. That movie is way too overrated.
Terrible pick/take Jason….. clearly don’t get fishing.
Great show otherwise lol
Highway to Spell is my least favorite segment.
If you want to see what it looks like playing pickleball without bending your knees, just look up “dirk nowitzki pickleball legend.”