SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster : Safe : Amorphous SCP

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  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3295

    This is the first video that features the new visuals I've been talking about. I've been learning Blender over the holidays creating some high quality 3D renderings, SCP-682 being one of them. I plan to do this with every major SCP I cover. These will only get better with time, hope you like them!

    • @LilacHeather
      @LilacHeather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TheVolgun I wonder what would happen if 999 met 096.

    • @marc13bautista
      @marc13bautista 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's some high quality *999*

    • @jabulinatheseal1406
      @jabulinatheseal1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have an idea. The nerfing gun vs 682

    • @colehaney8836
      @colehaney8836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glad u finally upgraded from that old caset player. computer is much more efficient

    • @colehaney8836
      @colehaney8836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jabulina The seal, no

  • @firepuppies4086
    @firepuppies4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3743

    682: Oh? You're approaching me?
    999: I can't snuggle the fudge out of you without getting closer.

    • @heydoeradio7298
      @heydoeradio7298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      682: *sweats

    • @8bitwiseman
      @8bitwiseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I read 999 line in kirby’s voice

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @AKW-qw3ld
      @AKW-qw3ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      By far best use of this jojo reference lol

    • @kendrickwoods2285
      @kendrickwoods2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts bro facts

  • @BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON
    @BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    "Don't give him caffeine or soda, it makes him have an upset tummy 😡!"
    Absolutely precious.

    • @Darvobek
      @Darvobek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well, technically, it was observed that the caffeine made him hyper and the carbonation made him queezy. Caffeine is okay if you want a hyper boi

    • @jeshegames
      @jeshegames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Brody Thomas the caffeine made hyper boi but the carbonation gave him an upset tummy.

    • @cossy5316
      @cossy5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont like when he has an upset tummy. I'd probably legit cry if I worked with him and he was even in a tiny bit of discomfort lol 🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @AlaskaGardenGirl
      @AlaskaGardenGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Last time 999 had caffeine he started literally started bouncing off walls

    • @sneakysnek2185
      @sneakysnek2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok test 209. Expresso in a bounce house is not a valid use of foundation resources. Just no poor little guy

  • @firewalk27
    @firewalk27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    Imagine being the person who gave 999 soda, he probably just wanted to give the lil guy a treat, and now the whole office probably hates him for giving 999 an upset tummy.

    • @pixelate609
      @pixelate609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      "I thought the little guy would enjoy it, I swear!"

    • @anotherbloodyfanwriter1941
      @anotherbloodyfanwriter1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      999 proceeds to comfort him with a good ripe nuzzling

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Feed me to the 682 beast and the shy guy simultaneously it’s what I deserve for making his tummy all rumbly (sobbing) I’m the real monster

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Wispers in the halls:"yo that's the prick who hurt 999"

    • @SupremeMetalOverlord
      @SupremeMetalOverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Even the Keter Class SCP's want to have a word with that person.

  • @thestutteringspartan5155
    @thestutteringspartan5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    Object Class: The literal safest, everybody should have one

    • @rukrawczyk
      @rukrawczyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He could literally be reclassified as a thaumiel if 682 didnt have the ability to adapt to the properties of other SCPs

    • @derekdrake8706
      @derekdrake8706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There's any number of ways 999 could easily become the most dangerous SCP ever discovered.

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@derekdrake8706 no, it cant

    • @derekdrake8706
      @derekdrake8706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@jacobschneider3975 Yes, it can. It can roam freely throughout any Foundation facility it happens to be at. It is perfectly positioned to do catastrophic damage. If at any time it suddenly decides to hurt people, or if it were to be controlled somehow, who would or could honestly stop it? There's absolutely no defense against this thing. It's invulnerable to harm and manipulates your mind. Even 682 can't stop it. Let's say it "accidentally" causes a containment breach? Maybe it just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and something got loose? What if its powers grow as it gets older? What if it makes people so happy they just stop doing anything and bliss out until they die? Do not trust this thing. It is the harbinger of doom, come with a smile and cuddles.

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@derekdrake8706 im pretty sure "the worm" is more dangerous than that, you just listed the properties of a mildly strange scp.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8922

    SCP - 999 is purhaps the most wholesome SCP that exists, besides the guy who visits lonely veterans.

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    Me: I encountered the J E L L Y B O I
    Brain: Did you touch it?
    Me: yes.
    Brain: good. You may have the *_H A P P Y C H E M I C A L S_*

  • @doggomaru
    @doggomaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    Sir, that's my emotional support blob.

    • @danielmclatchie2053
      @danielmclatchie2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Mum said it’s my turn with the happy blob

    • @Soupylemonadeee
      @Soupylemonadeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      We all need this as our support blob

    • @randomperson5846
      @randomperson5846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sir this is a wendy's....

    • @marasluvvbot
      @marasluvvbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Until he starts to tickle you to death wow so supportive-

    • @fanamatakecick97
      @fanamatakecick97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I have a feeling they hold SCP-999 in one of the most stress inducing sites. I mean, after all, SCP-682 is at the same facility. I can imagine quite a few of the psychosis SCPs need to be here just so staff can actively cheer up thanks to 999

  • @armjjb5189
    @armjjb5189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    "...even leaping in front of a person to take a bullet fired at them."
    I just imagine 999 leaping in front of someone in slow motion while letting out a high-pitched "Noooooooooooooooo!" It takes the bullet, which is now lodged harmlessly in its gelatinous body, and expels it out of its mouth with an adorable * hic *

    • @trawlrz37
      @trawlrz37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Then it consumes it and gurgles and tickles you cutely.

    • @hawksleysmith565
      @hawksleysmith565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      im losing my sh*t reading this

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Anonymous Anonymous better yet, scp 999 makes a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in a keemstar voice

    • @tokachiri1075
      @tokachiri1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment😂😭👍🏾

    • @kittygamer797
      @kittygamer797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WHY HAS NO ONE MADE AN ANIMATION OF THIS!?!?!? SERIOUSLY THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT THAT NO ONE HAS MADE THAT AN ANIMATION YET!!!!!

  • @sho9078
    @sho9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Scarlet King: “I fear no man but that thing... it scares me”

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Talk about disapproving dad...

    • @ImAFatCheezIt
      @ImAFatCheezIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But that thing.. it loves me.

    • @arshisyed7227
      @arshisyed7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ImAFatCheezIt yea only way to beat it NOW BRING OUT 682

    • @canmcdu514
      @canmcdu514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My child no please i wont lose to you!

    • @jaydendickson9447
      @jaydendickson9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      999 with the scrolls if they are true if 999 wins against the scarlet king. the title of scarlet king will belong to 999 and after that no one knows what happens after that but if he loses everything will die.

  • @zoddy2368
    @zoddy2368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    According to the “New Job” story, 999 is the seventh son of the Scarlet King, born from the only one of his wives that didn’t fully break. Once he is fully grown he will defeat the Scarlet King in a final battle for the multiverse. However, he won’t do it with fire and sword, but with light and love and laughter that can brighten the darkest hearts.

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Zoddy We have found our ultimate hero.

    • @WhenToastersAttack
      @WhenToastersAttack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Apparently, 999 is also 682's half-brother.

    • @drfate7863
      @drfate7863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Anime is nice Dead and not dead, review the hanged king.

    • @xenomaster7263
      @xenomaster7263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Zoddy so he’s melted Kirby?

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Of course, this is from a tale, making it questionably canon, and the fact that the Foundation is a multiverses means there's probably several universes where this isn't true.

  • @bumpkinbee1524
    @bumpkinbee1524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    *the most positive scp ever* **has same eerie music**

    • @jensanruby6739
      @jensanruby6739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You think he would change it for major chords on this one but no

    • @thepickleking5717
      @thepickleking5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it makes me laugh with the errie sounds and you just seem him smiling while being told of what he can do

    • @bagman234
      @bagman234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you realize his actual relation to 682 it makes sense.

    • @dudddeeeee
      @dudddeeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bagman234 what's that relation??

    • @bagman234
      @bagman234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dudddeeeee They're both the Scarlet King's sons.

  • @AmigoRoberto
    @AmigoRoberto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "A wide grin appears on 682's face" is the absolute scariest thing I have ever heard/read

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same, under normal circumstances it would be highly worrying.

    • @sleepywalker87
      @sleepywalker87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      To be honest. I loved hearing that. I would honestly love to see 682 get a “wide grin” and would be awesome to see

    • @CavemanZerron
      @CavemanZerron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also one of the most wholesome

  • @soulthesassyassassin3616
    @soulthesassyassassin3616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    Scarlet King: *Sweats nervously*

    • @weirddudes5543
      @weirddudes5543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Well it is appropriate for his own spawn to defeat him.

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMAO just found out about that guy xD THIS IS GREAT!

    • @thedragonking9560
      @thedragonking9560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The scarlet king is my friends favorite scp.

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was gona mention this
      👌

    • @starplatinumgamergaming1163
      @starplatinumgamergaming1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      SCP-999: Jumps With Happy Slime Noises For Victory Against it’s Dad

  • @bobjohnson9979
    @bobjohnson9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    The one destined to save the World... Godspeed peanut-butter boi.

    • @raylongoria3565
      @raylongoria3565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell yeah

    • @MariaHernandez-ps6rx
      @MariaHernandez-ps6rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      technically he is.

    • @nathanlaughlin5380
      @nathanlaughlin5380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *salutes as missles all over the globe, full of SCP-999 clones, are fired into the atmosphere and explode, raining tiny SCP-999 down on the entire planet, ending greed, corruption, and war as we know it* God speed, little dude.

    • @BlackSteelKeyChain
      @BlackSteelKeyChain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He will beat his father the Scarlet king and save us all

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Mom asks what happened*
      *looks at camera*
      Augh.

  • @TheDuplicat3
    @TheDuplicat3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    SCP 682: “That feculent little [unintelligible] can [DATA EXPUNGED] and die."
    Me: "and now you have officially carried it too far buddy"

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, but don't eject him, that'd be bad.

    • @AstroWasUnavailable
      @AstroWasUnavailable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So how we gonna kill this big ass lizard?

    • @unused7629
      @unused7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Beanling make him watch the ghostbusters 3 remake

    • @PlumEXE
      @PlumEXE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beanling take him to the immovable fire sword guy that incinerates anything in 2kk

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Марк Рашковский no one should be condemned to that torture

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    999: *intense stare* I’m gonna love and cherish you whether you like it or not. You’re gonna be tickled and cuddled until you politely ask for me to stop

    • @Flowerboi145
      @Flowerboi145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Come at me bro

    • @kitsunestudio4058
      @kitsunestudio4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That is the most threatening way I've been cheered up

    • @kitsunestudio4058
      @kitsunestudio4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Happy Doggo *AAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @Nebula_006
      @Nebula_006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I WOULD LOVE THAT!

    • @Foxhunter258
      @Foxhunter258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NO PLEASE

  • @DeathShouldTakeMeNow
    @DeathShouldTakeMeNow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    “That feculent little [unintelligible] can [DATA EXPUNGED] and die."
    Yeah right, 682 is just trying to act hard, save face. You know he wants 999 to come back.

    • @Darkstar1484
      @Darkstar1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Or he might be afraid of it. He can't seem to destroy it and it was able to affect him.

    • @frogfireFantasy
      @frogfireFantasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dare I say.... 682 is TSUNDERE!!!!! >U

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@frogfireFantasy OnO

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gotta keep up appearances right?
      Since he can't blush (as far as we know), he only has to shout profanities and resist smiling.

    • @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333
      @theretiredandoverworkedkin9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, as an older sister with a younger brother. I can relate to this ;;

  • @aloknight3656
    @aloknight3656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Depressed high schooler: I'm sad and want to end it all
    SCP-999: Hold my M&Ms

    • @vincentvong5356
      @vincentvong5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scp 999: wait nvm gimme dem back

    • @monkeysquad8987
      @monkeysquad8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And apple juice

    • @chillboard4904
      @chillboard4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Koala no, it can’t drink apple juice

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chillboard4904 why not?

  • @markomilovanovic9177
    @markomilovanovic9177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    how it slowly zooms in on its face
    *it's terrifying*
    *_adorably_*

    • @rewrew897
      @rewrew897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god I didn’t notice untill I saw this comment

    • @bagofsulfur
      @bagofsulfur 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rewrew897 Me too, man.

    • @L0CAL15
      @L0CAL15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spoopy

    • @bubblegumdonuts8011
      @bubblegumdonuts8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I'm gonna tickle you and hug you untill you ask me to stop and cutely gurgle until I've cured your sadness, and you can't stop me."

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *im going to tickle you until you feel better, mister*
      *last warning before hug time*

  • @agentplaguemask8082
    @agentplaguemask8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Y'know, the article had never said that SCP-999 actually had eyes... Or a mouth.
    Yet, everyone draws it with one-
    I'm fine with this-

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      It's never stated that it has eyes or a mouth, sure ... I just preferred imagining it with those features is all.

    • @charlesstaples3054
      @charlesstaples3054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It looks cuter with them

    • @Lunamoon-eo5nv
      @Lunamoon-eo5nv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Who knows it might've looked like flubber

    • @agentplaguemask8082
      @agentplaguemask8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@TheVolgun
      Eh, yeah, it's fine-
      Imagining it as an orange blob with no features is just... wrong.

    • @jas6212
      @jas6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well it makes it more UWU

  • @o_o466
    @o_o466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I highly respect whoever's said their favourite smell was playdough.

    • @Cyberlife9_9
      @Cyberlife9_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Playdough hits different

    • @academicfailure8182
      @academicfailure8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Cyberlife9_9 Tastes different too. Also, I like your pfp

    • @spacepirate9275
      @spacepirate9275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe it's just the scent they'd expect 999 to have 🤔

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Favorite smell: Bacon...
      *AMERICA INTENSIFIES*

  • @Andrew-dh9kv
    @Andrew-dh9kv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    IS *NOBODY* GOING TO MENTION THE FACT THAT DR. MILLER ADMITTED TO EATING AND SHITTING OUT A PIECE OF THIS SCP?!

    • @chiggomckekllecuck5117
      @chiggomckekllecuck5117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I guess that's one way of interpretation

    • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
      @Chris_FMS_Redfield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      999 seems invincible so it probably came out normally and reunited with the rest of it.

    • @johngibbons308
      @johngibbons308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      WHAT THE *FUK*

    • @EragonShadelayerGR
      @EragonShadelayerGR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      It wasn't him.It was a...friend

    • @ZaleskasConundrum
      @ZaleskasConundrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Probably Dr. Bright's idea

  • @rampant1apart
    @rampant1apart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    SCP-999 vs. Kirby!
    Except they don't fight. They just hug and are adorable and smile at each other. It'll be awesome.

    • @cutepuddleslime8201
      @cutepuddleslime8201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The best and cutest duo ever!

    • @alexnunn2161
      @alexnunn2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Pol Subanajouy as much as I love Kirby, he would probably eat 999

    • @bartlegoof5949
      @bartlegoof5949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the tickle fight of the century

    • @royepic3504
      @royepic3504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Alex Nunn then they become friends like in star allies

    • @elvinthegengar6083
      @elvinthegengar6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SOMEONE DRAW THAT NOW I MEAN IT RIGHT NOW DARN IT

  • @-libertyprimev1-902
    @-libertyprimev1-902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    I imagine when 682 stepped on 999, half the observers fainted...

    • @gabriellimbona1996
      @gabriellimbona1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Actually happened

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I would've

    • @alithemn
      @alithemn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I fainted....woke up on the kitchen floor 10 minutes later. Burnt the toast

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would actually have to be held back as I would be screaming "HE STOMPED ON OUR BABEH"

    • @theroguearceus2869
      @theroguearceus2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      half feinted, half prepared to expend their lives in the rescue mission.

  • @CeaerCeaer
    @CeaerCeaer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    He protect
    He attack
    But most importantly
    He gonna make sure the scarlet king ain’t coming back

    • @rybo4663
      @rybo4663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liam Sitgreaves he no attac

    • @heions3160
      @heions3160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rybo4663 no, he attacks with love.

    • @redacted8694
      @redacted8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SCP 999 and GOC Vs Scarlet king

    • @StevenViets2006
      @StevenViets2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He protec
      He attacc
      But most importantly,
      he gonna make sure the scarlet king ain't
      coming bacc

    • @rainbowlemniscate2761
      @rainbowlemniscate2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      682 likes? I would typically like this but I don't want to ruin it.

  • @crocketlawnchair259
    @crocketlawnchair259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Jesus Christ that render is adorably horrifying and hideously adorable

    • @bijtmntongaf
      @bijtmntongaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cmon, don't be mean, Volgun made that

    • @Katastr0phic_Katicorn
      @Katastr0phic_Katicorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@bijtmntongaf that isn't mean! I think that's a fantastic compliment! It is unsettling, as sentient slime should be, while remaining "totes adorbs". So, not only is it nice, it's also accurate.

    • @bijtmntongaf
      @bijtmntongaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Katastr0phic_Katicorn yes

    • @wolfofthewest1
      @wolfofthewest1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why does he keep moving closer to the screeen???? I have a nice view from over here pls stop you monster from hell

    • @lukebryan5512
      @lukebryan5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are you telling me?

  • @NicoBlack69
    @NicoBlack69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    An older sibling being edgy towards his younger sibling. Classic.

  • @SCP-vd4yq
    @SCP-vd4yq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3338

    **Gurgle** **Gurgle?** **Gurrrrgle!** ^w^

    • @bloky5556
      @bloky5556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      wholesome

    • @jimb0ismyname0
      @jimb0ismyname0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      You are a sweet little cinnamon bun and we're all glad you're here

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      C’mere ya sweet ‘lil nugget, I’ll give ya a Pack of MnM’s.

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ayee I was looking for you!

    • @atomiccrown6917
      @atomiccrown6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      This scp has also been able to show its anomalous effects over a long distance

  • @s1nner_
    @s1nner_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Me: I'm going to kill myself.
    SCP- 999: **Exists**
    Me: I'm *NOT* going to kill myself.

    • @Soupylemonadeee
      @Soupylemonadeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *suicide rate drops to 0%*

    • @s.c.p.3432
      @s.c.p.3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m happy now

  • @melissaduck
    @melissaduck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    SCP-682: THAT THING WAS TOO CUTE... I NEED TO DESTROY SOMETHING TO GET MY MANLINESS BACK!

  • @elizabethhogan1610
    @elizabethhogan1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    All the hells and horrors of every known universe
    VS.
    One squishy boi

    • @joshualeksche9958
      @joshualeksche9958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The squishy boi of course

    • @Mephiles343
      @Mephiles343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All my money's on the Squishy boi without a doubt

  • @raccoonwithacomputer1677
    @raccoonwithacomputer1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I like how it’s 999 can be let out of their room, if they wish. Not, “it’s allowed with supervision”, just “feel free to roam when ya want”.

    • @atimidbirb
      @atimidbirb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except at night, it needs its sleepy time!

  • @Darkstar1484
    @Darkstar1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    There is something abstractly wonderful at the idea of something being aggressively helpful and kind. As if the universe felt it had to create something that was concentrated wholesome to battle some of the darker things

    • @pixelate609
      @pixelate609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gotta balance the scales
      apparently, it was just decided to concentrate that into very few beings
      SCP-4999 and the patchwork bear also come to mind
      also SCP-1230

  • @Psiredem
    @Psiredem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    SCP-999 ? Is TheVolgun feeling optimistic about this new year ?

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    049: *”FINALLY THE PERFECT CURE”*

  • @insertcreativenamehere242
    @insertcreativenamehere242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Yes!! It’s about time we get the cutest SCP

    • @gliscaradu1424
      @gliscaradu1424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about scp-2295?

    • @insertcreativenamehere242
      @insertcreativenamehere242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glisca Radu he’s more sweet then cute. But your right fam

    • @rodgers1207
      @rodgers1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The eye pods?

    • @skysoldaccount5531
      @skysoldaccount5531 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hentai Commander 999 is better lmao

    • @hadesfist1017
      @hadesfist1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the only scp that won't want to rip you lungs out or kill you

  • @bobbybinston
    @bobbybinston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    This thing is gonna stop the Scarlet King.

    • @dattos140
      @dattos140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Theres a tale that states that scp 999 is the scarlet kings son

    • @sebastianayala4643
      @sebastianayala4643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's the kirb

    • @abyssprimus
      @abyssprimus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't think It'll be an easy one though, dude literally wants to end all existence. That's another level of eternal sorrow.

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dattos140 if he is the son of the Scarlet King he will probably kill us with his cuteness, its his only and most powerful weapon... and then he will be sad, 'coz he's a good boi... ;-;

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Please* post a link to that tale, @@dattos140

  • @ayysop1404
    @ayysop1404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But mos importantly
    He give me my will to live bacc

    • @pixelate609
      @pixelate609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but where is the instance of attacc?

    • @suicidalpancakepress5756
      @suicidalpancakepress5756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahah he cant stop depression that fuckig big lol

  • @adam-bf8li
    @adam-bf8li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Scarlet King attacks SCP 999.
    All SCP Personnel including D Class Personnel abandon their post and starts attacking Scarlet King.

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dr Bright charges with an army of chainsaw cannon tanks

    • @starplatinumgamergaming1163
      @starplatinumgamergaming1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *SCP-682 and the Rest of the Children of the Scarlet King Also Charge*

    • @konnii1
      @konnii1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *OH NO NOT AGAIN!*

    • @royepic3504
      @royepic3504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me: breaks in just to punch an scp

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@royepic3504 the scarlet king isnt contained though, theres nothing to break in to

  • @matteussilvestre8583
    @matteussilvestre8583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    *"I've been looking forward for this."*

    • @FlyingScott
      @FlyingScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Matt.

    • @1000niggawatt
      @1000niggawatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FlyingScott good - double the pride, double the scott

    • @fatherpucci-madeinheaven362
      @fatherpucci-madeinheaven362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1000niggawatt this is only the begining

    • @wolfofthewest1
      @wolfofthewest1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spinning is a good trick

    • @joshuaking9408
      @joshuaking9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

  • @removelimitbreak7524
    @removelimitbreak7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Object class: wholesome

    • @pixelate609
      @pixelate609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Object Class: BEST BOI

  • @zuhinfinity2147
    @zuhinfinity2147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    How do you all feel knowing that this is not only a child of the Scarlet King, but also was born from the 7th bride which was known to birth those able to defeat him? This thing is stated to be the most important object within the foundation, as it’s already shown to affect 682 (Which is his sibling). This guy may be cute, but even 173 isn’t as impactful to the lore as him.

    • @funnygamer5405
      @funnygamer5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mabye he won't kill the Scarlett king but instead make him feel happiness where he spares us all

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I kinda want a series around this little blob. :3

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ubermensch9240 We need that book/tv series/game/whatever.
      And IT IS A MIGHTY NEED!

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ryan Yarnevich What about the teddy bear that can preform surgeries, or the cute eyeball things that saved the day by staring at 173..... or Cassy, the talking drawing or the lesbian ai with a Facebook page (or was it Tumblr)?

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnygamer makes sense, considering ultimately scarlet king is ultimate edge lord

  • @agressivegrandpa7474
    @agressivegrandpa7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I love this thing.
    Give me.

    • @youmomsmells6958
      @youmomsmells6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish they'd let us have these things as pets

    • @chillboard4904
      @chillboard4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can’t. It belongs to the Foundation because it’s an anomalous entity

    • @DivineOrange
      @DivineOrange 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaker it could because the thing is just as powerful as it’s dad

    • @chillboard4904
      @chillboard4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DogMe4t OKAY FINE BUT WE NEED A DUPLICATION DEVICE

  • @gambit5667
    @gambit5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "Memo from DR.--------- "While the test was unsuccessful and ended in tragedy, that had to be the funniest thing i have ever seen. I never thought I'd See the day when i would regard SCP-682 as "Cute" Please send me a copy of the security tapes ASAP"

    • @plamenminchev6563
      @plamenminchev6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Most likely Dr. Bright.

    • @DoctorWestmarch
      @DoctorWestmarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@plamenminchev6563 feel like one day Dr. Bright is going to steal 999 to try and tame 682 and keep him as a pet

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I loved the sound effects for SCP-999 💙

    • @pokefanfidel6296
      @pokefanfidel6296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Burp burp Burp ^w^

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr. Can someone give me info on who made it??

  • @mercury7590
    @mercury7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    SCP-682: I feel... good...
    Me: *OH GOD NO*

  • @euhenyo4443
    @euhenyo4443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Me: *watches other scps without knowing about 999*
    Me: *scared asf*
    *a few moments later finds scp-999*
    Me: I guess the scp universe doesn't sound that bad after all... I can sleep now

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      next up: the flesh that hates

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4999 is a wholesome one too

    • @renschuon4992
      @renschuon4992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I regularly listen to this SCP to fall asleep. It’s the only SCP that has made me wish desperately it was real

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacobschneider3975 or the bone hive... don’t listen to that before sleep.

    • @Sumautisticguy
      @Sumautisticguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@renschuon4992 same

  • @takedown205productions6
    @takedown205productions6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I believe everyone has been waiting for Dr. Miller to talk about SCP 999.

  • @Sonic62920
    @Sonic62920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Object Class: Wholesome

  • @PandaQueen-by6gu
    @PandaQueen-by6gu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This is probably nearly everybody's favorite SCP and i can't blame them. This SCP is the most adorable and wholesome thing ever! :D

    • @theroguearceus2869
      @theroguearceus2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is on my top five, but 999 falls below at least 2295 for me. 999 is veey kind and loving, but 2295 will do anything for those around it it can, going so far as to sacrifice itself without hesitation.

    • @namtellectjoonal7230
      @namtellectjoonal7230 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's probably the most basic favourite to have but I can't blame anybody for it, it's just too damn cute so I don't care about being basic xD

  • @broskydoodle6697
    @broskydoodle6697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Thank SCP 343 that you've finally done this scp

    • @LeekyKale
      @LeekyKale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where is the nsfw Tumblr art?????

    • @samuelcrow4701
      @samuelcrow4701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@LeekyKale nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @Synthmilk
      @Synthmilk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Dog Is Not Amused wait....did they actually intentionally use 343 for that reference?
      ....I think I love SCP 343 the most now.

    • @QuinSkew
      @QuinSkew 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

    • @castazels3672
      @castazels3672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyye

  • @mason_iw8836
    @mason_iw8836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Who thinks that Justin Y. should be an SCP? or a joke one, anyway.

    • @cadunkus
      @cadunkus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If he's gonna be an SCP, Stickmaster5000 has got to be one too.

    • @starplatinumgamergaming1163
      @starplatinumgamergaming1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Morgan Lemons

    • @mannequia8294
      @mannequia8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Kwite would be a cool scp

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCP-2587: Justin Y.
      Object Class: Euclid
      Justin Y. Is an icon of a cartoonish ninja which is able to go anywhere in the facility. It will often warp through walls and be attracted near conversation. It will always try plugging witty remarks into said conversation. Upon its remark, Others who hear it are instantly forced to laugh at it uncontrollably. No side effects have been confirmed, However many people exposed to what he says will put up a "thumbs up" and say "like" at random moments. Only 3 have stopped doing this since, And 7 have not done any of this. His remarks often reference things like anime, video games, and other trends on the internet. He is, however, To be monitored about his behavior, As encountering other scps, Such as 682, Could be potentially dangerous for everybody nearby. We prevent this by having people start conversations near where Justin Y. is predicted to go to get him off track. This has only failed once.
      (i dont know much about scp so sorry if this is wack)

    • @Yoshun-1738
      @Yoshun-1738 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@alexk9642 i like it. good job

  • @sabersroommate8293
    @sabersroommate8293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Scarlet King: Existence is a pain.
    Scp triple 9: Let me show you the joy of living father.

  • @drtarte5433
    @drtarte5433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO EAT THE SWEET LITTLE BUTTER BOI!?!?

    • @samuelcrow4701
      @samuelcrow4701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jelly jelly

    • @johngibbons308
      @johngibbons308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fooooooooooood

    • @callmemackeroni
      @callmemackeroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if it is edible. I must! it looks tasty. and it says it has the consistency of peanut butter. it is so tasty!

    • @callmemackeroni
      @callmemackeroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'M SORRY!

    • @namcardenas09
      @namcardenas09 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pac-Man may confuse this for a ghost

  • @marc9324
    @marc9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Son of the King.
    Bringer of Snuggles.

    • @CrimsonCQB
      @CrimsonCQB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      gives me hugs
      and lots of cuddles

    • @divinehyena417
      @divinehyena417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Son of the king
      Bringer of Snuggles
      He will leave u laughing
      And begging for cuddles

  • @liviathepotato7180
    @liviathepotato7180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    SCP-999: *exist*
    Me: I'll buy you the entire stock

  • @benhramiak8781
    @benhramiak8781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Yay, love this one for being an actually fun and happy one as opposed to all the depressing and dark ones. I like the dark ones, but it's nice to have a happy one once in a while

  • @DerrylHopkins
    @DerrylHopkins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    SCP-999 is the Scarlet's King seventh son and no one can convince me otherwise.

    • @andreyv.vieira521
      @andreyv.vieira521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is to the Scarlet King what 5.O.5. is to Black Hat.

    • @samuelcrow4701
      @samuelcrow4701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But thats actually true

    • @pastelsilver1283
      @pastelsilver1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prowlered01 he will save us all from the Scarlet King someday

    • @KMakoENVtuber
      @KMakoENVtuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So this is how 999 rebels, eh? Make everyone happy and calm?

    • @pastelsilver1283
      @pastelsilver1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KenzieM yeah basically that's all he does, that what makes him cool

  • @benmasclans4
    @benmasclans4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    SCP-999: *cures depression*
    The internet: *heavy breathing*

  • @DizziDiamond
    @DizziDiamond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    *Scp 999 is just a ditto experimented on with determination.*

    • @Peters-swamp
      @Peters-swamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Pokemon and undertale reference in one comment
      +18 Cringe points

    • @cyber_dragon_123
      @cyber_dragon_123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *kindness

    • @bijtmntongaf
      @bijtmntongaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Peters-swamp 2016 called.

    • @tooltiptinkerer
      @tooltiptinkerer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Change my mind.

    • @GhostonGuitar
      @GhostonGuitar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dizzi Diamond I doubt one of the most powerful Pokémon has determination

  • @ViktorDenisov
    @ViktorDenisov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Single most wholesome SCP ever.

  • @mairaparis26
    @mairaparis26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Depression: *exists*
    Scp 999: I’m bout to end this mans career

  • @michaelthompson7217
    @michaelthompson7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    >it does not always immediately comply with this request
    *OBJECT CLASS KETER*

  • @EchoTheWorld03
    @EchoTheWorld03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The SCP that can be loved by everyone, hell if your evil you will love the little guy

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is this most wholesome and innocent SCP with very little to no bs.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not even 682 can resist, albeit not for lack of trying

  • @bread_stx_
    @bread_stx_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    This is why jay wanted to go to the orange slime room
    Danplan

  • @Anubis-yi1md
    @Anubis-yi1md 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    *gurgles* "OwO" What's this? *Looks at depressed person*

    • @mechanicalfruit9659
      @mechanicalfruit9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Anubis stop staring at me

    • @skysoldaccount5531
      @skysoldaccount5531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I cant decide wether i hate you or love you for this.

    • @Anubis-yi1md
      @Anubis-yi1md 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mechanicalfruit9659 *"gurgles intensify"*

    • @johngibbons308
      @johngibbons308 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kill mh

    • @may_day7923
      @may_day7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anubis this morning, SCP-999 goes "uwu" with a depressed personal...

  • @wolfofthewest1
    @wolfofthewest1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The doctor who called it funny has to be Bright

    • @pinkamenadianepie8609
      @pinkamenadianepie8609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was thinking bright would be the one to vore it

    • @Kora-Kat709
      @Kora-Kat709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He was probably the one who gave it the soda

    • @zachbahamutson5477
      @zachbahamutson5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If all else fails blame it on dr. Bright because it's usually his fault.

    • @zachbahamutson5477
      @zachbahamutson5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Matthew (Student) Agonoy there was only one time that even worked.

    • @heydoeradio7298
      @heydoeradio7298 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Matthew (Student) Agonoy surprised bright hasn't thrown this little guy in the refiner yet or 1:1 them

  • @scooble_
    @scooble_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Or for its own safety”
    *It can literally kill an Elder God*

  • @BillyBob-ou4wb
    @BillyBob-ou4wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The true God of destruction

    • @sebastianayala4643
      @sebastianayala4643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The kirb

    • @samuelcrow4701
      @samuelcrow4701 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strange bloopy boy

    • @CrimsonCQB
      @CrimsonCQB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beerus doesn't hold a candle to this guy huh?

    • @rodgers1207
      @rodgers1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Son of the 7th Bride of the Scarlet king.

    • @qdawgiscool4471
      @qdawgiscool4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This muthafuka made scp-682 happy. Truly the most powerful being ever.

  • @talonhowe8131
    @talonhowe8131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Literally the best SCP. If you don't agree, you're wrong.

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      scp 4999 is pretty good, but a different sort of wholesome

    • @DoctorWestmarch
      @DoctorWestmarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about 131? Those two are great (999 is arguably better though)

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cure everything pill is pretty fantastic. Don’t know the number though.

  • @Pinefr0st
    @Pinefr0st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Considering his constant state of misery, I think a meeting between SCP 096 with a extremely secure bag over his head applied by blindfolded D-Class and SCP 999 with a large bag of M&Ms should be scheduled. The results might be fascinating.

  • @nekoreaper777
    @nekoreaper777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    so it's just a slime that just so happens to have happiness powers
    ... had a dream about a sort of blackish green version of this

    • @rambu3013
      @rambu3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are we...
      Having the same dream?

    • @crystalcraft1536
      @crystalcraft1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow that is very strange

  • @jevilstail
    @jevilstail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Not sure which is cuter
    -SCP-999
    or
    -A tiny puppy

    • @ItzyEcho
      @ItzyEcho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There's a difference-?!

    • @AnnieC.1993
      @AnnieC.1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItzyEcho One is slime 😲

    • @officialxverzusz
      @officialxverzusz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      999 of cpurse :)

    • @SpudEater
      @SpudEater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We must give SCP 999 puppies for it to give constant hugs and tickles to.

    • @_nocturno
      @_nocturno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why not both

  • @sleepywalker87
    @sleepywalker87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the thought of someone saying “tickle fight” and are referring to SCP-682. Just that is amazing

  • @landlocked_lifts332
    @landlocked_lifts332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    A rare case where the SCP will be in the comments later

    • @raindmcgasman
      @raindmcgasman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hi

    • @MaylocBrittinorum
      @MaylocBrittinorum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@raindmcgasman Oh shit we have a containment breach!!! Someone call MTF Tau-4!!!

    • @raindmcgasman
      @raindmcgasman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I didn't breach my containment I'm still in UnLondon.....but I found a laptop on the Street

    • @creeperlamoureux
      @creeperlamoureux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@raindmcgasman they have wifi down there?

    • @raindmcgasman
      @raindmcgasman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup :D

  • @rabbiconduit4835
    @rabbiconduit4835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    3:09 (although it does not always immediately comply with this request) *Instant reclassification OBJECT CLASS:APPOLYON*

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SUBJECT MUST BE TERMINATED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

  • @pokefanfidel6296
    @pokefanfidel6296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Scp 999: it's tickles time!!!😁
    My depression: NO 999 NOOOO😨

    • @fortnitepro8137
      @fortnitepro8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friend told me it was gonna tickle me and I said: GRABS DEPRESSION YEETTTTTT I literally cryed

    • @jeremiahwoulard9228
      @jeremiahwoulard9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr stark I don't fell so good

  • @Zakvadr1995
    @Zakvadr1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    So 682 is ticklish, and can experience happiness? I love 999! [Immediate request for 15 min play time with 999]

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      682 can not experience happiness, it is more so that no creature can resist the influence of 999, regardless of whether or not they can normally under any circumstances, feel happiness or positivity.

  • @Diamond_2403
    @Diamond_2403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Is it weird that I just learned that SCP 682 can talk?

    • @kalamari3288
      @kalamari3288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Admin Prone Meh, we all learn eventually.

    • @oneaboveall4203
      @oneaboveall4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Admin Prone
      Same

    • @SCPwolf-qk3wb
      @SCPwolf-qk3wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How long did you know him for the time when you found out about him?

  • @mannequia8294
    @mannequia8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I feel like this thing is bigger than everyone acknowledges

  • @morgancongedo4107
    @morgancongedo4107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    That one dislike is 682

    • @callmemackeroni
      @callmemackeroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and the people who saw it run off grounds.

    • @travisshaffer6623
      @travisshaffer6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Matthew (Student) Agonoy one of them was you.

    • @ShermanTheMajor
      @ShermanTheMajor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually scp 682 and scp 999 are bros

  • @chengzhou8711
    @chengzhou8711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Object Class: Thaumiel

    • @SikenServent
      @SikenServent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      - blam - terminated for leaking 05 classified information

  • @rainbowsnail4171
    @rainbowsnail4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "While nuzzling their face with a third pseudopod" When I do that as a greeting, people call the police on me :

  • @overlordinquisitor6565
    @overlordinquisitor6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Person: I have crippling depression
    Me: Here. *hands them SCP-999* Happy?
    Person: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @TrulySomeone
    @TrulySomeone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Inb4 "gurgle uwu"

  • @s0phiehu
    @s0phiehu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think everyone should get an SCP-999. Imagine the world when everyone is happy. I'd play with 999 all day :3

  • @flying-magpie
    @flying-magpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The very first time I heard of this SCP as "The Tickle Monster" I thought it was going to be a legit monster that tickles you until you die from lack of oxygen...

    • @JGT-yd2wx
      @JGT-yd2wx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can make that

  • @ForlornFoundry
    @ForlornFoundry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This looks great!

  • @pootisbirb1644
    @pootisbirb1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Who would win?
    A giant killing machine lizard that can adapt to any damage and heal any injuries and has broken out of containment many times and kill hundreds of people and has been alive for many many many years at the beginning of time.
    Or one tickle boi

    • @puppetmaster1420
      @puppetmaster1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let us hope tickle boi

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d imagine the lizard would get angry and leave if they where to fight, as he can’t attack without getting tickled

    • @sneakysnek2185
      @sneakysnek2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing would sell better than those annoying tickle me Elmos

  • @ennisivy279
    @ennisivy279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Was anyone else like “noooo” when he was talking about making anti depressants from the slime.. 😂😂 like noo don’t hurt this entirely fictional but adorable creature

  • @beefnoodles3941
    @beefnoodles3941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    i would punch literally anyone and anything if this cutie pie told me to.

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      999 is more likely to tell you to hug anyone or anything, though. D'awww.

  • @Doofusthecat
    @Doofusthecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    682: what the f*@k is that?
    999: let's play
    682: NO NOT FRIENDSHIP

  • @beatmeat4508
    @beatmeat4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Research Staff: *gives SCP-999 Cola*
    SCP-999: *gets tummy ache*
    Dr.[Redacted]: HOW DARE YOU

  • @Andrew-ub5yc
    @Andrew-ub5yc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If SCP-999 is smooth as peanut butter, does that mean SCP-999 is SCP-173(Peanut)??? 🤔🤔

    • @pinkamenadianepie8609
      @pinkamenadianepie8609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shower thoughts

    • @sojourner.
      @sojourner. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      999 is what you get if you put 173 into the any-liquid coffee machine SCP.

    • @xlink9777
      @xlink9777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Knock* *Knock* *Knock* MTF OPEN UP!

    • @bubblegumdonuts8011
      @bubblegumdonuts8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO he is the GOODEST boi

  • @louisblack8474
    @louisblack8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how the foundation literately just throws every other SCP at 682!

  • @b.a.g9917
    @b.a.g9917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I want this as a pet

  • @anonymouscookie5239
    @anonymouscookie5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Never clicked on a video faster.

  • @whkr-nc6im
    @whkr-nc6im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *idk why this was in my recommendations but I love it*

  • @mcbutteryqleplar5170
    @mcbutteryqleplar5170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    EUREKA! WE'VE FOUND IT! GEORGE, COME HERE, WE'VE FINALLY FOUND THE CURE TO DEPRESSION! THIS LITTLE UWU ANGEL SHALL BE THE HUMAN RACE'S ULTIMATE SAVIOR!

    • @stanleythedoggy
      @stanleythedoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      McButtery Qleplar Fucking "UwU angel". LOL

    • @officialxverzusz
      @officialxverzusz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES, MCBUTTERY! WE DID IT!