Just Do This To "Meet A God"... Obviously!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มี.ค. 2024
- I guess we've been look for a while, exactly how to meet a god. Well FINALLY we have some clear instructions. and it just took this guy that has some questionable parenting styles to show exactly how to get in contact with his version of the big dude upstairs.
Oh... and there may be mention of the private parts of donkeys too... you're welcome.
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Title - Just Do This To "Meet A God"... Obviously!
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God doesn't like you to be in a relationship with multiple different gods, while he is in a relationship with millions of other people. That's a pretty toxic personality trait.
Actually he's fine with you being in a relationship with multiple different gods, you just can't say any of them are your favourite other than him. At the time the ten commandments was written, Judaism in the early years was polytheistic and had a pantheon of "house gods". Yhwh starts as a volcano god, that's why he's stated to be a "pillar of cloud by day" and a "pillar of fire by night". It wasn't until the murder and genocide reached it's peak that Yhwh started to oust the pantheon.
Only God gets to have a harem!
Billions of people, sounds kinda hypocritical imo
Sachin Tendulkar doesn't mind
God builds a whole globe of different peoples then concentrates on a pimple on the arse of the Egyptian empire to become a pimple on the arse of the Roman empire; ever wondered how powerful Yahweh is.
How to meet a god according to this guy:
1. Deny yourself everything that makes life worth living.
2. Keep talking to thin air like someone was there.
3. Slowly go crazy, you'll see the god when you're completely nuts.
Alternative way to achieve the same effect: drugs 🙄
You know, there might actually be something to this...
@@duncanbryson1167
Religion: the other addiction.
This is your brain on religion, kids.
95% of his argument can be answered with, "It's all in your head."
@@nmappraiser9926
Thoughts and feelings 🙄
Every time his subconscious is aware of him lying, his eyebrows raise. 👍
Unfortunately he is fully brainwashed and has swallowed the whole mess, hook, line, and sinker. They need it to be true so badly that they are totally blind to how absurd it is.
And his ears move more than my dogs.
This guy is the reason why the muscles to move our ears haven't disappeared yet.
Damn, I'm hearing the vine boom sound every time he does that.
I can't hear him over his forehead tic 😆
Whoever did this to this young man's mind should be in jail.
90%, his parents
What's even more horrifying is that he's doing the same thing to the mind of his five kids. I just hope they have the mental fortitude to shake off this disgusting religion before they spend their whole lives as miserable, brainwashed slaves.
thanks for thinking I'm young. I'm 42 with 5 children. I sought God alone by my self, fasting a day out of the week and praying for the truth for one month. Then God came to me as a person. I was a rocker but no longer interested in it. no longer cared for riches women and vanities. because I found the best. God is real man. I'm sorry that you guys never had that encounter. Study NDE (near death experience) they know what's after death. and it's not lie. I have friends who died and came back to life. They wouldn't lie to me for there's no point of sharing their shame. I know they told me the truth. Also I got to meet God and see heaven and hell myself. If you have any single bit of truth in you. do it for yourself. seek God and live.
@@ArmyofJesus haha you didnt understand his comment. Its about being brainwashed as a kid, like 99,9% of religious people
@@ArmyofJesus So you had a psychotic break after decades of substance abuse. What a shock. So weird how Jesus only seems to appear to people who are mentally ill and/or emotionally unstable...
I categorically refuse to believe any person who promises that his God provides healing... while wearing glasses,
And has an eyebrows tic🙃
Do not judge others
@@ArmyofJesus its not judging... its calling out facts... if god created people after his image, that doesnt make god look good 😅
@@ArmyofJesussorry, that's your side that does that
@@ArmyofJesusThat’s a you thing. Not an atheist thing.
We can judge as much as we like.
I cannot imagine being this excited about a favorite character from a book.
Have you never been to an Anime convention.? 🤣 But i think even they don't try to force their character onto you.
@@sociallyferal4237
As a weeb myself, I'm sorry to disappoint. There are a *lot* of weebs who try to force others to like their favorite character/waifu/et cetera.
It makes me embarrassed to be a weeb, sometimes.
That was scary. He loses kids, prays to god, and they are found in 30 minutes? How many times has this happened? How can he not keep better track of his kids? Maybe pray less and watch your kids more.
I have five children and it's not possible to track all continuously. you talk as if you never had any children. Judge all you guys want.
"God says".... and then he confirms that it's JUST: "A book says, that God says" by reading from it. How cute :D
It was nice finally seeing one of them admit that it's "just a book".
Prayer is synonymous with doing nothing. It's basically people praying, "God please send someone else to help, because I'm sure not going to!" And then walking away thinking, "Well, I did my part!" and feeling so good about themselves.
and the thing is, jesus tells his followers not to do this in the story of the good Samaritan. two people saw a man in need and prayed to God to help the man, and one person took the man, cleaned his wounds, paid for his care, and said that if the money wasnt enough, he would pay more when he came back.
And their workaround is, if they get the feeling to actually do something, they'll just claim god had something to do with that as well.
Praying is worse than doing nothing. At least when you do nothing, you can be honest with yourself.
@@ftt7429Apparently there have been studies that show prayer is indeed worse than nothing when it applies to patients seeking medical care. Essentially because the patients feel pressure to get better/heal when told someone is praying for them.
"Five kids... it's all by the grace of God!" - this guy seems even more gullible than Joseph back then 🤔😂
christianity ~ one young woman's lie about premarital sex that got way out of hand.
It's pretty much by the grace of morning, um, cuddles... Maybe he should take a 5th grade intro to sêx ed class.
DID GOD DEMAND HE KILL HIS FIRSTBORN SON?
OLD TESTICLE DEMANDS THIS...
Having kids really shocked me - I had him pegged as a frustrated virgin 🙄
@@user-qy3xu9hg2j Pretty sure they are NOT his ! 🤣 He only thinks ! 😉 He is so gullible 😜
OMG, he has kids?? No no he can't be allowed to be near kids. This guy makes everyone dumber. This guy is scary. He can't be allowed to have any influence on children.
He needs CPS, not a god.
5 children⁉️
Who needs entertainment when there's the Bible and makin' babies. 🤷♂️
@@AnnoyingNewsletters Poor kids. Their father should have had his vasectomy when he was only 12. To bad he missed his appointment.
How often does he lose his kids that he has a typical response to the situation? Buddy, every religious parent who can't find their kids prays for them to come back. Sometimes they don't. By his argument, every abducted child is proof that there is no God. Better that you spend that 30 minutes looking for them. Call on security, not Jesus.
Darwin's and Murphy's Laws should have had an impact by now. He's got to be exaggerating if a run away kid hasn't already been targeted for organ harvesting.
Good grief, I can't even imagine having this level of a mind. It's unreal.
I believe in god as much as I believe this guy has experience with 'dating somebody'.
Someone at work said, "The end is coming. The signs are all there." I should not have done it because when i said "you all have been saying that for 2,000 years," the kitchen went dead quiet
You aren't wrong though, that sounds like a problem for them to reconcile. Unfortunately they will probably start pestering you now
Perfect. Have one on me xd
I once told an incessantly preachy coworker, "how many times do you guys have to make failed predictions about the Second Coming before you get the clue that the 'Son of God' never actually came the first time?" She reported me to Human Resources for religious harrasment and was indignant when she was repromanded for proselytizing in the workplace. Several weeks later - not ironic, but funny as hell - the church bus backed up into her and broke her leg. Being the synical sarcastic bastard I am when it come to the psychosis of religion, I feigned seriousness and concern and said, "Why would God let that happen... was he taking another one of his Sunday naps?" My boss called me into his office, but could barely contain his laughter when he said, "I guess I don't have to tell you how inappropriate that comment was, because I'm sure that's why you said it in the first place." She was universally despised, not only because of wearing her pretentious righteousness on her sleeve, but because nothing anyone asked her to do was ever her job, even when it was.
"You will believe in god when you starve yourself both from food and anything that could distract your brain from pumping out hallucinogens that make you think you have a 'spiritual experience'."
How to meet a god:
Step 1. Be gullible
Step 2. Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Step 0.5 Be narcissistic af, believing the most important being in the universe will always take your calls..
No it doesn't! Oh wait a minute.
"On closer inspection, these are loafers."
Sachin Tendulkar will be around most home games for India.
Maybe ask for an autograph.
I feel like the question, 'Excuse me sir, are you having some sort of stroke, or are you just an apologist?' comes up far more often than it should.
Now that's funny! 😄👍
I hope his kids see through his insanity, and reject it completely
He probably threats with hell and pain and having a miserable life
@@jasmijnariel Nonono, you're getting it all wrong - he'll *_warn_* them about hell! He'll put lots of time and effort into protecting them from that horrible fate... Too bad he won't put any effort whatsoever into figuring out whether there is any shred of truth behind it...
People like this will absolutely claim to care about truth, but their actions shows that they actually don't. At all.
Kind of sounds like he wants god to be his eternal leather daddy in the sky.
"humble" while claiming to know a god, creator of the universe?
I've met Sachin Tendulkar.
I was the one who felt humble.
He's certainly humbled many bowlers.
@@huepix ??????
This guy keeps commenting on people's comments about his favourite cricketer as if anyone else gives a crap. Weird AF
@@FahadAyaz Thanks!
@@huepix
OK..
This poor guy is so indoctrinated into the fables that he can't see reality to save his life. And his metaphors are creepy AF.
There's no way that I would ever want to meet such an unpleasant entity who's narcissistic and apparently throws temper tantrums acting like an all-powerful 2-year-old.
Sachin Tendulkar is one of the calmest nicest I've ever met.
Best god
@@huepixi like Hades. Only god in all Greek mythology to not be an entire douchnozzle.
@@huepix
Never heard of him
Sounds to me like god is a whiney little bitch. 🤷♂️
@@guytheincognito4186Indian cricket player I believe.
"Loses" his kids and doesn't worry about bad guys, trafficking, mder? The guy is a nutjob. I wish there was a god to keep watch over those kiddos. Daddy will just be there praying if anything happens to them.
It sounds like a great way to lose his kids permanently. I almost choked when described that.
Tbf it's not as if his children are all that safe in his church.
@@snooganslestat2030 that's probably the most dangerous place he takes his kids.
I love the fact that the bible never once mentions potatoes but hints strongly at bukkake.
Interesting maybe it's worth reading again after all
As a German, I am offended.
Taters are new world...
Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?
@@mr.perfectcell1887Ezekiel 23:20
New International Version
20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose -emission was like that of horses-.
This guy really seems to believe the fairytales he's recanting.
Recounting.
Or decanting.
@@brucebaker810 Thank you!
I think he pretty much believes every stray thought that manages to cross his mind. We also know that people with a delusional disorder tend to gravitate toward Christianity, and people brought up in Christianity tend to have delusional disorders... usually about how intelligent and humble they are.
His laziness to look at more houses = god. How can you argue with that amazing logic?
I know that god realy provided him a house he wants to stay in for his life.
This happened many times. God definitely showed him the right house the first time each time.
Maybe he shoulda prayed to get his first kid right, since apparently prayer is all it takes.
Why does God seem to speak through the most mentally unstable?
Interesting correlation there.
They’re made in his image…..any question read the biography
They are easier to control.
I still find it weird that so many people describe God as having a 100% toxic personality and still think that should be attractive to everyone.
Every street preacher ive ever come across said they found Jesus while they were addicted to drugs, alcohol etc. Soooo maybe 🤔
They exchanged one addiction for another.
Those are the best clients of the churches, free advertisers of the churches
and 90% of them are lying to seem more sympathetic to people who are dealing with addiction. Like hey I was an addict but jesus totally got rid of my addiction. What do you mean I've devoted my whole life, all my energy, my finances and all my time to something that doesn't exist and is more damaging than heroin?! The worst thing is, none of them can tell me what Jesus looks like but they are apparently in a relationship with him? Definitely the biggest catfishing scam in history.
I got over my drug addiction when I stopped waiting for some god to intervene and sort my life out and realized it was all down to me. Take that street preachers 🖕
Yes @@diarmuidkuhle8181
The so-called reality that guy believes in is just sad.
Spend your entire life being unhappy in hopes that you will spend an eternity in a boring heaven worshiping the ultimate narcissist. I cannot think of a sadder existence.
Yup. If I had to choose a religion give me the Greek pantheon any day. Their gods only demanded to be worshipped as matter of respect and acknowledgement of their power more than anything else. They had a lot in common with us lesser beings and you could bargain with some of them to make your life in the here and now better. And if you led a virtuous life ie not being an arse to your fellow humans (no nonsense about refusal of enjoyment), you got to go to the Elysian fields which was like a perfect version of earth.
His forehead was too distracting to listen to whatever message he was trying to give me. Anyone else celebrating Zombie Day tomorrow by watching the finale of TWD: The Ones Who Live?
The real estate agent was good at their job; therefore god.
I bet this guy is fun at parties, oh wait he's probably never been to one...
The line “they’ll be back in 30 minutes” really got me 😂😂
They're on their lunch break lol
Umm... "Jesus take the wheel" isn't going to get someone out of a child endangerment charge...
Oh, and is that a pond full of dead fish behind him?
he went swimming once and left his cell in his pocket. god brought the phone back to perfect working order.
If God actually did stuff like that the churches would be overflowing with worshipers.
Cellphones being waterproof now is god's work🙌😂
Does he know his God came from a pantheon, and his god was the son of a higher God?
Probs not.
I should wonder if he can name the ten commandments, either set.
@@bladerunner3314
All 400+ commandments you mean.
@@tabularasa0606 Naw, I'm satisfied with the ten Moses supposedly smashed, or the other ten in the supposed special boi box.
4:50 " _Evil cakes and buns_ " That does sound like paradise.
Lucy-fur?😋
Sorry, no more make believe for me. Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice, shame on me. The world is real. I can see it, touch it, smell it and hear it. I'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to make the world a better place. 🌎
My question... for the longest time has been: "Why should I?"
Because without God you will end up in hell. since people are full of wickedness. no one deserves to go to heaven.
@@ArmyofJesus
I don't believe any part of that...
And I prefer non-existence to either heaven or hell...
I’ve seen a lot of unhinged videos from believers but this one is on another level.
He 100% hears voices and thinks god talks to him.
You have to see his video on evolution… you wanna see unhinged… sheesh …
Wow, over 3 million children die from hunger every year, but god helped this guy find a house! Well color me convinced!
He is asian, not black. There it is. Africans die, asians are 1/4 of ALL humans on earth😂
Looks like they arent that hungry
I always wonder at these people where everything good that happens is god's doing, but the bad things are their fault. It really sounds like an abusive relationship.
Me: how does he serve God? I don't even know if God is sweet or savoury
Husband: sweet and sour
Me: so, with rice?
Husband: probably noodles
That was our take away from his talk
God is OmniFlavourful.
Not Umami. OohDaddy.
@@brucebaker810 I thought oohdaddy was a bit burnt, like my dad's burgers. Or sacrificial offerings.
@@rhondawest6838 yeah, Oohdaddy involves carbon.
It's easy to meet God, just need the right kind of mushrooms.
Maybe, last time i took a mushroom, i just grew larger.
I tried eating a flower, only to start firing some fireballs.
Worst was when i tried eating a star, i just started glowing for no fkin reason! Wth was that all all about...
@@jpstardom3375 Had some interesting conversations with Coyote, when I took peyote.
They are on pizza!
I saw God on a mushroom on mine tonight!
For a sign from god you need 6 planks and a stick in a crafting table.
Lol was he sending out " Help me " in Morris Code with his forehead? May Lisa the Rainbow Giraffe bestow Leaf upon him 🦒
It's called _"Morse"_ Code, not Morris Code.
What a sad, sad life this man has.
I love turning the volume off with this nob, his hands movements are more interesting than his jesus speak.
Just trying to follow that rubbish is migraine inducing.
I think his eyebrows are trying desperately to escape his face 😅...
Religion: Just keep repeating it until you believe it.
Or: just pretend that you believe it, that's what 99.9% of "believers" do.
Because if you pretend hard enough, maybe your fellow congregants won't realize you have doubts.
As Aron Ra said, you must believe HARDER!
I checked my biology texts ... couldn't find any valve, chamber, membrane, vein, artery, capillary, etc labeled as having to do with a god or gods in any of the diagrams. Am I using the wrong book?
Man, that guy sure can ramble...
That was quite the stream of semi-consciousness.
I think you misspelled "drivel" as "semi-consciousness"
=This is a sacrifice to Algorithmo, the great algorithm god=
How can he know the first house is the best choice if he has nothing to which to compare it?
I honestly couldn’t focus on anything this guy was saying…I was to mesmerized by his eyebrows/forehead moving.
Isn't this guy using an entertainment medium to tell people to cut out entertainment?
That only counts when the entertainment medium isn't one that they approve of.
He’s not entertaining so it doesn’t count.
@@mjjoe76 Note that I said he was using entertainment medium, not that he was entertaining.
Shh! Don't tell him! Besides, I think in his world, logic might be "sinful".
Religion 🤮
Also ☣
Dont forget 🙄, 🤪, 🤣, 😭, 😳, and the almighty 🤑! Sorry, I couldn't find an emoji of a priest and choir boy under the alter.
@@derreckwalls7508 Those XXX emoji are pretty hard to find...
his desperation is exhausting
God damn, this guy's in deep.
this is a seriously messed up individual
If he’s moved many times, it sounds like he never found the perfect house.
Five kids??? Has this guy heard of the overpopulation problem on this planet???
He probably thinks "God" will provide 🙄
IT’S A MIRACLE!! 😂
Five kids, and by the looks of things, all five were "miraculously conceived." 😂
look the world is right now on the decline with low birth rate. check the news. some countries might even have no citizens by certain years.
"Is it God, or is it Memorex?" - Commercial from back in the day
I think I'll try to find God tomorrow, I'll have pasta. I'll then KNOW, in my stomach, that The Flying Spaghetti Monster, parmesan be upon Him, truly exists. Ramen 😂
Can i join?💀💀
I had pizza earlier, I thought God was sitting on a large piece of mushroom..
Oh well, it went down nice and easy!
God is easy to swallow!
If a man hides from his children like god hides from humans we’d call him an absentee father
What is up with this guy's eyebrows? Great job. You crack me u
I let my kids run off but they always come back... They always come back... Lmao
He has to be fun at parties. Bless his heart.
Yeah they're all into this invisible sky wizard because it activates that part of the brain that makes them feel good even if they know it's not true.
Small children are stupid and ignorant with active imaginations and as a result have imaginary friends. Theists have an imaginary friend. Ergo, theists are childishly stupid and ignorant with active imaginations.
Only two sentences in, and already, I feel like this guy wants to sell me time shares. Can we please put this man into the cornfield with the rest of hustlers and con men?
This theist has negative charisma.
Is home boy wearing a Fullmetal Alchemist hoody? Nice
If he was, he'd have to have an iota of coolness. No, the symbol on the breast there is just a boring cross with a crown on it. Just some standard, boring Evangelical Jesus crap. The symbol you're thinking of doesn't look remotely like that. The only similarity is the crown. Add a pair of wings & a snake & you might be getting somewhere... This idiot would likely think FMA was "demonic" or some such nonsense & would never wear such a thing.
This guy has all the charisma of a damp hotdog roll.
Leaving a shriek of despair here. Around the 17 minute mark twice now with this guy, my brain packs up and leaves without asking
Really. After the shock of him saying he never loses his kids wears off, I can barely hang on to my sanity with the rest of his ranting
@6:00 - Sounds like "can't serve god and mammon" (which he goes on to call "the spirit of money").
_Mammon - in the New Testament of the Bible is commonly thought to mean money, material wealth, or any entity that promises wealth, and is associated with the greedy pursuit of gain._
"Five kids by the grace of god": has his wife conceived immaculately five times?!? I think she might be going with at least one other guy!
When you said "Thank God for making me an atheist" I should not have been sipping coffee. Now it's all over the place 😭. What a mess.
This guy is successfully perfect at only one thing: fingerpointing whilst talking
As an atheist jew who was raised jewish, I'm confused where Christians get all this nonsense. Jews had entertainment, it wasn't worshiping other gods. Also humans weren't created to worship God, just give thanks.
It's like Christians didn't read the Bible. The old testament I mean.
I don't think many of them read the New Testament either.
Genesis 22:5. And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.
The real born again Christians do read the Bible. the whole thing. yes many who don't really love God don't.
God's Word is true. if you put it into practice He will do what is written in it.
Jeremiah 29:12. Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you. 13. And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.
why don't you try once in your life for God's sake?
@ArmyofJesus it's great how Christians are so dense that they think people didn't "seek God," I already told you that I was raised jewish. But I guess that doesn't mean anything to you. Since you basically reiterated that if I seek, I should have gotten an answer. But I didn't. And that's a problem. Your imaginary friend didn't answer me. Wait, sorry, not your imaginary friend, your imaginary friend's father. Strange how Christians claim to read the Bible but always forget the first 2 commandments.
You really should get off your high horse and stop trying to preach to people without actually answering the questions posed.
This guy is mental
If you really want to meet god, you have to do as have and consume a quarter gram of magic mushrooms. But don't make the mistake of asking god, "How come I only see you when I'm high as a kite?" God will tell you to STFU before someone hears you talking to yourself and dials 911.
Damn his eyebrow tic was crazy to watch for 20min😂
Your girlfriend is sleeping around, you get mad
You're sleeping around with idols, God gets mad
But isn't God sleeping around with a couple billion believers? So shouldn't the believers be mad at God?
Yeah. I'm with the circle. I wasn't convinced.
The "getting excited" part is a weird argument to make.
A murderer can be excited for murder, a thief can be excited to take stuff that isn't theirs and some people are excited to see people die and suffer eternal torment.
Like... Just because they're excited about something, that doesn't necessarily mean that they should be doing the things they're excited for.
“Your heart should only be for God.” - I sure his wife/ baby momma (5x) really appreciated this “truth”.
"Oh no, I've lost my children! Where are they, God?"
"Can't tell ya."
"Are they safe?"
"Can't tell ya."
"Are they scared?"
"Can't tell ya."
"Will I ever see them again?"
"Oh yeah, they'll be back."
"They'll be alive and in one piece, right?"
"Can't tell ya."
Telemarketers have no problem finding me. Why can’t an omniscient, all-loving god who’s worried about my salvation? Why would he put the burden on me? If I knew one of my sons was lost I’d be out looking for him, not sitting at home waiting for him to show up.
Pretty sure that looking for a missing person is the biblically appropriate thing to do, too, since I recall Jesus telling a story about leaving the 99 sheep in the fold to find the one who is lost.
culty cultington says me never wrong.... ugh
I think this is a perfect example of why religion is a problem.
"Lost your kid? Just pray, they'll come back. If they don't come back, it's your fault for not being close enough to god."
Someone call CPS on this dude.
I love how they are honest, going from kid being able to play and think and do manually then you get older and you have to rely more on loops, cycling back to a stable position. They are literally saying 'dont you want a free easier endless reset point' then goes into just general stuff to fill the space.
I'm so glad you found Lisa ❤
I've often wondered where these people get all this information, which is obviously hidden from me.
How to meet a god? You can't: I have a very busy schedule.
I only humble myself before Irish whiskey. After that, leave me alone.
if one of those kids goes missing for more than 30minutes, then it's the devil messing with him, by the orders of god itself