Chris Rock Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Host Chris Rock does stand-up about Donald Trump contracting COVID-19, the pandemic and the U.S. government.
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It was a nice acknowledgment by Chris Rock of all the first responders in the audience. They certainly deserve a round of applause.
He acknowledged them because it was on the cue card in front of him...
Crimson King yea Chris don’t work that way bro
@@tammyforbes2101 - and you would know this from your close personal friendship with him for all these years, right? 😉👍
The best part of the show because he wrote it
100%
"that works for you Idris" i lost it
hahahahaha
We love you Chris Rock! King of comics. The best of the best. Was so composed at the Oscars this year. Like a ROCK!!!
I had no knowledge of someone called Chris Rock before this incredibly subtle and fine American TV event reached me here in France
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” - brilliant
@ I hope you're joking. Good people of TH-cam. Educate this person.
😂😂😂I WAS JUST THINKING NOTHING ABOUT HIS FACE CAN BE CHANGED BUT HIS FACE WONT CHANGE TILL its FACED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@comedianpottymouth That. Is. Perfect.
Obama's endorsement = th-cam.com/video/pTtABxyqIUk/w-d-xo.html
This was the only good thing to come of his speech. I assume he’s talking about BLM and Antifa
The first responders of the world have certainly earned a well deserved round of applause. 👏🏼👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏
👏🏽
Yea all of the twerking tik tok videos they made were courageous
Grazie!!!🙏Namaste!!!
I like that you included the emoji colored hand 🤣
To bad the libs want to defund them and rarely show them any respect lately.
Chris - ma man...nice to see him back on stage - his HBO specials are still one of the funniest stand-ups of all time.
Yea lavell Crawford as well 😂
This is why Chris Rock is the legend he is.
He's a legend?????
Mary Budd he started on SNL in 1990 so yea he’s been a successful comedian for 30 years so I’d say he’s a legend.
@@marybudd906 yeah, yeah he is. Woo
Spirit Humble his comedy is brilliant
Lori Black ????
“That works for you, Idris”. That should be a t-shirt.
😀
That made me lol 😂
It really should 🥰🤎🤎
🤣🤣🤣
I’m not gonna lie that Dukes and Duchesses line was actually thought provoking.
Ya damn right
But it's the commoners who vote them in.
Only if you've never thought about it like that before. Most people in countries with an actual democracy look at the US thinking:
"Where's this freedom they claim they let their kids die for? What a sh*thole country!"
UkeliDokeli United States is a Republic don’t forget, and wouldn’t live anywhere else
@@barryfaulkner8746 Sounds to me like one of many US citizens who's never been out of the US before and has no idea how much better life could be... Especially when you get cancer or something... No lifetime of debt! Imagine that! But ohwell whatever you prefer I guess 🤷🏼♂️ stupid is as stupid does
I sincerely hope Chris rock gets a resurgence because of the Oscars. He’s always been underrated imo
That slap gave him a hugh boost in his career so it was worth
Unrelated? 5 HBO Specials, Multiple Grammys/Emmys, Black. STHU
@@derrickdicaprio ikr! HOW is he underrated? This guy must live under a rock...
@@SangriaDracul A CHRIS rock. 🤭
“If this show was “Tuesday night live” it would’ve got canceled in 1975.” Lol
My guy really dropped a James Baldwin quote in the SNL monologue
“ I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do!”--James Baldwin
Indeed he did !!
Since we've been on COVID lockdown I researched Baldwin's videos and his debate about racism from the early 1960's was incredible.
@@xoxxobob61 it's sad just how relevant that message was 60 years ago! 🤯
@@Alr1ghtyThen Sadly some things never change.........
Chris Rock was a freshman in high school when Eddie Murphy was a senior. Chris seems like an entirely different generation.
Lol
yeah... he's not funny
I didn't realize... wow.
@Colt Helleis wydm
@Meghan B. Smith don't have to be rude
This monologue was amazing, just one gem after another . “Rich people making decisions for poor people.” Chris Rock I love you
I never got a paycheck from a poor person. When rich people get richer it trickles down to the rest of us . When rich people get tapped for more taxes , they don't pay it. They leave the country taking my job with them.
@@ronsheppard9895 they’ve been feeding us that “trickle down “ bullshit for years and we keep swallowing it, but in fact the rich move the money they save on taxes overseas to pay 3rd-world workers crap wages and hoard their profits in tax havens. Meanwhile the trickle has slowed to a drizzle and the middle class is disappearing in the great US of A
if poor people were making the decisions the whole country would end up like LA rn. Homeless people everywhere and anarchy. Bill Burr's monologue was way better.
When he said that I immediately thought of Nancy Pelosi and her stalling of Covid relief but now raised the asking price by a trillion.2.
@@ronsheppard9895 Trickle down economics or as I call it Golden Shower Economics.
Chris Rock did an outstanding job as the first SNL host since this entire COVID mess. Great job to Chris & the entire cast & crew!
Chris Rock is fearless, funny, and often manages to sneak timeless truths into his standup. This is yet another example of that. Bravo.
everything that is faced cannot be changed, but nothing can be changed until it's faced
He is overated.
Not really wanting to go against the grain with anything here. All safe with this audience
He not relevant any more. I’m sick of comedians using the stage for their political views... I watch comedy to laugh and forget about real life.
@@marybudd906 your face is overrated. maybe you're on the wrong channel
I needed a monologue & damn good to see Chris Rock again! Also cooler than cool to see the audience is a group of First Responders - All of You have our gratitude, our support and our love!
✌🤟🤘 so cool it was cooler then cool so radical man....
Chris is the Man, quoting the great James Baldwin during an SNL monologue.
I'm glad youtube keeps sending me James Baldwin videos. Straight shooter.
@Eli Empire he ends his monologue with the Baldwin quote
I was expecting a normal comedic monologue, but I got something better, life changing advice from Chris Rock. Unexpected but the best 8mins I’ve seen in a long time.
That was fearless takes ball to tell the truth Kanye West yelling the truth in a,world full of lies
I'm so happy Chris was the season opener.
Dude is a intelligent as he is funny.
Thanks for the humor and warmth.
Dude is not intelligent or funny.
You mean intelligent and funny
This monologue was funny, BUT it was actually more profound than anything. Chris Rock bringing the thought. And ending with James Baldwin? Perfection...
You are absolutely right. That was brilliant!
Agreed the James Baldwin quote was the nail in the coffin. Intentional
The constitution is the reason he has had the opportunity to be in his career and get paid millions of dollars the Baldwin quote doesn't apply to his thought it would if he was actually speaking truth.
@@Giveitallyougot If it weren't for the Constitution being changed, He'd be a slave right now, so not sure that would happen
@@Giveitallyougot James Baldwin spoke truth to power his entire life. He would be so proud right now.
He is a very funny dude, cant believe people are defending Will Smith for what he did.
The joke didn't even go that far, he just joked about Will's wife's hair loss, something pretty much everyone goes through.
Rock didn’t even know she had a condition, he thought she just did it as a fashion choice like most of us
No, actually most women don't go bald. Not defending Will Smith's actions but you are being willfully stupid if you dismiss Alopecia as just "hair loss"
The Smiths are just super weird people. That's all there is to it.
@@sayitloudblcknproud The entire family is whacked, I still couldn't tell which one is Jaden and which one is Willow.
Not everyone has alopecia smart guy. There's a fine line between a joke and an insult
This man is hitting ALLLLL the bases. Lol’ed about 6 times and everything he said about govt. love Chris Rock.
Chris Rock is the philosopher of our age: "That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!"
Remember when he said, we don't need to regulate guns, just make each bullet cost $1 million dollars.
It would stop drive by shootings.
I've felt that way for a long time.
"Insurance is just in case shit"
@nick smith you're the one calling Chris rock dumb, so take it up with him.
@nick smith its a JOKE you non humor having buffoon
LoL 🤣
Chris Rock just killed it, a thought provoking monologue which is rare. Haven't heard one since Dave Chapelle.
if it is so thought provoking, why is there an entire comment section here without a single original thought
being produced?
Or George Carlin
@@axollot Chris Rock is no George Carlin by a long shot.
He and Chapelle are the best monologues, because they throw in hard truths that others would be afraid to say. But they can get away with it
If your statement is true for you, then, you need to get out of your parents' basement more. Chris Rock's monologue was what every political "leftie" has been saying about President Trump since Jan. 20, 2017 - nothing new, nor profound, at all.
It’s Rocks delivery that makes whatever he says funny.
What? Squeaky stuttering and incomplete sentences? You like that?
If there's one constant in life .. it'd be the saxophone guy laughing hard after each line in literally every SNL monologue. Pity we can't see it now:(
1:01 "I haven't had so much stuff up my nose since I shared a dressing room with Chris Farley." -Gex
“This is like snorting crack at Don Cheadle’s house.” -dunk
Chris Farley, Bell Biv Davoe, Rage Against the Machine.
1990's, If only...
My favorite stng character.
Gawd, I miss the 90s.
his all love's A good's jobs me Som Oeur and A new all day news all home's back home and makes all the same name will be.Som's all lovers who have A good's jobs me 4and 4and 4and.all.Love✌💎🙏❤💯💓💎💎💎💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
I cant believe he's talking about rage's return. That's awesome.
The man is a teacher, preacher, philosopher, humorist and more. If a person could be a UNESCO World Heritage site that person would be Chris Rock.
This was a good monologue. And everything he said about the government is right. Quite simply, things need to change.
“Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced,” wrote the late James Baldwin.
Pure gold
Powerful.
The dukes and duchesses line has a lot of truth in it.
livelove &laugh To much 🤭
Yes, term limits!
Except it’s the Senate and the House, not the Senate and the Congress
Chris should have been the moderator.
Yes!!! He would have made the debate funny and interesting. I bet the number of reviews would have shot up like a rocket.
They picked the wrong chris
Samuel L. Jackson volunteered...
Hell yeah ! Times up ! Shut the EFF Up !
I have thought about this incessantly and, no joke, the best person to moderate the debates would be Ru Paul. Seriously.
Kinda proud of Rock for not outright telling people how they should think, and instead told them to just bother thinking.
Classic Chris Rock. The most effective political commentary with humor.
now I remember why I love this man
out of great comedic observations and pushing of the envelope as all truly great comedy does, profound thoughts are put out there
true courage and honest reflections
delivered with a smile to unite
NOT divide
pure SNL perfection
glad they came to your house to convince you to host
thanks Chris for provoking deep deep levels of our humanity
may we follow with our own courage and ability to spread it with humor and not toxicity
Nicely said!
Valerie Hopkins thanks Valerie
He has mastered this format. Chris is the man.
I love Chris’s smiley face, he makes me feel great before he even opens his mouth.
Chris is a rage fan ? That dude is even more badass than I thought.
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
@@O_OCHUNGUS you can sleep now in the fire
I read somewhere an explanation for "Tuesday in November" This comes from back when the US was primarily an agricultural society. November is when the harvest is mostly done, but the weather isn't so bad that you can't strap up your horse and buggy and travel to go vote. Tuesday was selected because then you could go to church on Sunday, travel on Monday, and vote on Tuesday, then make it back in time to go to church the following Sunday.
Of course, this is all outdated now.
Thank you for that explanation
My brain is telling me (never listen to my brain, I don't) that there's a myth about daylight savings time. I'm hoping you speak the truth. If so fascinating.
But wait why not Friday or Thursday or..
@@DARWINZOO Friday is for happy hour.
And Amateur Partiers.
Thursday is for the Professional Partiers.
So you're telling me america long ago respected the peoples right to vote but gov. Greg Abbott won't in 2020
I did not know this was his real voice!! Every time I hear it, I always think of his character Marty from Madagascar.
Anyone here after he got smacked on live tv?
Me!
Term limits is a good idea for the Senate, the House of Reps, and the Supreme Court. Thank you for giving this issue more strength.
Be my guest and amend the constitution.
every elected position in the country from local all the way up. one tenet of anarchy i agree with is leaders need to earn the right to lead every day.
@@kwesisalim Too bad no one is elected to the Supreme Court.
Will have to agree about the 4 years. It should be 2 years with re-evaluation and then VP takes over the rest of the 2 years and pres demoted to VP 😂
This was a good monologue from Chris. He hit it right out of the park.
Come on snl it’s your time to shine. I need to see a skit with just everyone slapping everyone for any reason, everyone slapping everyone.
Slap
I’m here to support Chris and to appreciate his comedy.
The Dukes and Duchesses comment was 💯
Chris Rock is legendary
lol
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves elected President should never be allowed to do the job." --Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) :-)
The one I heard elsewhere was "No one who can do the job of President wants the job."
wOw sUcH a DeEp qUoTe mAn sO tHoUgHt pRoVoKiNg
@@MooMoo69556 There's a clip from QI "Quite Interesting" that asked how many US Presidents there were, and it turns out that there were a few before George Washington. It was an unpaid job by volunteers for some time, and it took about 120 years before it had a retirement plan. Being President of the USA ages people (see how grey Barack Obama's hair got), and that's why smart people do it only out of a sense of responsibility
@@MooMoo69556 The book has been sitting in my library for years... Never sparked my interest 😅
Adore this book and all 4 of the trilogy. Brilliant.
That works for you .....EDRIS!
Wow, actual leadership & it's coming from a comedian/actor. Thank you Chris Rock! Love your talent...can I vote you for the presidency.. take care dude.
Chris Rock doesn't age plus he did a great job hosting
Here after he got clapped by Will Smith at the Oscars
🤣
He went to a party dude.
Wow that audience is practically sitting on eachother's laps. They could've spread out a little..LOL
What a great monologue. Ending on Baldwin quote the chef's kiss. All of us are on knife's edge and he brought some good points plus laughs. Felt like early days of SNL when they took chances.
Chris Rock gave such an amazing speech! I'm so happy with this Monologue!
Id watch Tuesday Night Live
Rhonda would whoop your ass Chris. Don't go there.
Everything else I approve 🤣🤣
I hope they use first responders for the audience every week. They know best how to stay safe and get tested every day, and they need the laughs. More love to our first responders! ❤️🙌
Like nurses, doctors, child care providers, teachers, agricultural and supermarket workers, truck drivers, and other key players that hold up our nation don't deserve recognition?
@@amywalker7515 Yes, Karen, that's right, the message definitely is "....and those other front-line jobs are NOT to be valued"
@@amywalker7515 They do not get tested everyday or every week
First responders have the highest rate of getting COVID-19 they don't know how to stay any safer but are heroes because they don't go running scared from their jobs KNOWING they will catch COVID.
Ur right! Good point!
"If the constitution says anybody can be the President, then ANYBODY can be the President." Those are very true words.
Sadly
not biden lol
@@mariapena616 sadly for you cause you're not American.
Obama was proof of that!
There's also the part where you need to convince enough people to sway the electoral college to get the job
Voting at this point is just like when you have to go pick the stick you’re going to get whupped with.
That’s why I’m not voting this year
That is a PERFECT analogy! I just had flashbacks tho
Michelle Sandoval you’re screwing yourself
Boy go git that switch!
@@LinkinParkLover2012 So said the suburban women in 2016 who found Ms. Clinton so distasteful that they enabled Mr. Trump's election.
This was an excellent, fresh and on-point encapsulation of what our nation specifically needs to address.
PLEASE MR.ROCK, I HAVE BEEN IN A FETAL POSITION FOR *FOUR* YEARS. JUST BE A LITTLE IRRELEVANT FOR ONCE??? (... that, or run for president)
Dukes and duchess is the perfect way to describe them.
Yep. And yet there are still people who think term limits are a bad idea.
Are you kidding me?! Barack and Michelle acted and were treated like king and queen to the nth degree.
Emperor and Empress
@@lseger62 But they had to leave, didn't they? So should Senators and Congresspeople.
@@lseger62 They were treated as they treated the American people. They EARNED our trust and respect.
That comment about Sean hannity and Anderson Cooper was on point.
This is amusing and made me smile. Never saw Walter Cronkite in shorts. Etc. His yelling delivery. I really needed a smile and laugh out loud: yay Chris!
This was beautiful and it just makes me think so much of this is right the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA feels so Divided and we need to patch this but issues are so deep and so diverse we need a Leader to pull us together I don't believe 1 man or woman can do this and I don't believe it will be a smooth process but progress in the right direction is what this country needs
“Steve Harvey can’t put his family on Family Feud.”
I thought he did. He met his other son, Cha- I mean Cecil, there.
How ya doin playa?
@@fatnate28 😎😂
That wasn't planned, just a Chance encounter.
If he ever does put his entire family on , I would pay to see that.
When he met Cecil that was the best Family Fued ever. The only thing that could top that is if Cecil hosted the Fued for one ep to follow in his fathers shiny shoe foot steps. "The shinier the better".
Chris Rock is always making some valid ass points that a lot of us never even think about and they make so much sense.
American hero.
Changing our American laws, system and constitution makes sense? You know what makes sense. Get rid of these libs and socialists democrats who hate this country and ship them to 3rd world countries who also hate this country and want to deatroy it. That makes sense.
To answer Chris' question, the reason why Election Day is on a Tuesday in November is because when the country started there were very few places where rural Americans could vote so it could take a day to travel by horse and carriage to vote. But, many colonists who were very Christian weren't going to travel on a Sunday, so Election Day was held on the 1st Tuesday in November so it would be a date everyone could remember. And, since originally the President got sworn in in March instead of January, it gave the state's 4 full months to count every vote and let the state government know the final results, while today results can be determined within a day and the President gets sworn in 10 weeks after Election Day.
Ha ha ha troll. Filibuster much?
Oreste Torres lmao if you think our laws, system and constitution don’t need to be changed, then you’re obviously too old or too ignorant to understand the flaws in all 3 three of those things. Imagine following something so anachronistic and believing it fits perfectly with today’s society. Why does everything else in our life get updated but when it comes to the rules of how our country operates, we gotta leave it in the dark ages? The point is progress, not regress.
I'd love to see Steve Harvey's ex-wives' families compete against each other on Family Feud.
IM SCREAMING 💀💀
Chris Rock is the SNL legend. He's so funny. Good job hosting the show 3 times. 😆😆😂😂
"We need to renegotiate our relationship with the government."
We need to fracture the two-party system. Get rid of the polarization.
Dobbys Boggart well then stop blm taking funds from china thats trying to undermine usa politics. Radical lefts are so brainwashed by ccp
오동통 ... stop... you talking people taking money and you bring up blm you must be blind lol
Geron Fletcher go to black futures lab and look up how its funded. I aint blind just showing how foreign state is messing with American politics.
오동통 stfu
15 years ago on 60 minutes, they did an interview with a Senator. There's a building there in Washington that they all go to nearly on a daily basis. What they do there is make calls for donations and the Senator said that this starts nearly from day one and goes all the way to the next election. They spend as much time putting together money for the next election as they do reading and voting on bills. That was 15 years ago imagine what it's like now with billions spent on the last presidential election and this one set to be double that one. Money in politics is problem number 1. The next problem is they don't fear us.
Midas Snap Sound like a temple,
Well, there is no sensible way to read and vote on bills when they’re 800 pages long and have a thousand laws not related to the name of the bill in them.
Midas Snap unfortunately you are correct. Money is power no matter which way you look at it.
@@Reliquancy Corruption is deep, that's not disputed but more money always ramps up the corruption to higher levels. It's never been this corrupt all the way to the top, nor has it ever cost more to compete budget-wise in elections. Politicians don't fear us they fear not getting enough money to compete in the next election. Keeping the world's greatest jobs is plenty of motivation to take the money and they do.
I remember that report very well. And, as an unfortunate person who works in DC with a few political attorneys, I can tell you it is still very true. Many in congress don't do shit but beg for more money.
Chris you are a bad ass. Good job keeping your cool. F W.S.
Chris Rock this Saturday and freaking BILL BURR next Saturday???? Best back-to-back hosts I can remember.
Something I think ALL Americans can actually agree on: TERM LIMITS!!
Nope. There's this woman named Kaitlyn Bennet (That's not how you spell her name) that has a shirt that reads: "Trump is my King". So, like, I don't think she wants term limits
yes. for presidents AND CONGRESS
@@vincentleone4959 there are clear term limits for the President, man.
@@yourbigheadcousin5434 no one said there weren't
@@vincentleone4959 "for presidents AND CONGRESS"
Good for you CR for not pulling your punches. Speaking truth to power.
Yes.
Speaking truth to power in his environment, surrounded by Democrats, would be to tell them that the Democrat Party screwed over Bernie Sanders again and that the people that vote should be the ones that actually care about politics. On top of that, he could have told the truth to his audience that the reason the populace is pretty ignorant regarding politics is because they would rather watch garbage entertainment that dulls the mind. No, he wasn't speaking truth to power. He was just speaking in empty platitudes and without any insight as to why someone like President Trump was able to win in the first place. He didn't win because of racism. He didn't win by having support from the media, the entertainment industry, or the super rich. He won because millions of Americans were tired of establishment politicians winning every time. Last election was Clinton. Now it's Biden. He is another fool that Chris Rock would label a duke that has been in government for 47 years. If Chris Rock truly wants term limits, then the term limit for Joe Biden should be over by now. After President Trump wins a second term, that'll be the end for him politically. His remaining legacy will be the people he put in the courts but even those appointments will eventually fade. Truth to power would be telling the audience that President Trump is not that bad.
What did he punch?
@@brace110 Morons like you and Trump.
Michael Allen i hate trump, doesn’t mean chris rock isn’t annoying
I love chris rock hes like a sane kanye west. Hell say what's on his mind anywhere but he articulates EVERYTHING he is intricate. He doesnt shout "beyonce shouldve won" nah hed be like "I'm glad taylor won but I'd hold beyonce just as high" idk lol something like that hes just awesome
Comedic Genius, period....💯
Wow...Chris Rock quoting James Baldwin on SNL. Excellent!
When he mentioned plans... everybody got quiet cuz thats real AF. Name a single person who didnt get something derailed by this bullshit.
Fukn A-right.
and nobody wants to acknowledge who is actually responsible for that...
orange man bad...
@@daveyjones5702 A) Almost every Dem says that. B) Yet: do you Seriously think Trump is Responsible for the coronavirus epidemic??!! "Orange man bad" is pretty simplistic and requires no thought.
@@cockeyedoptimista uh yeah that should have been in quote marks. lol.
actually i was thinking of the dem politicians pushing these retarded measures
and letting antifa/blm/nambla(isis) burn down their cities.
my point is that: this is why currently comics are no longer funny; they are disconnected from the reality they
are trying to make fun of and either end up missing the mark completely or pussyfooting around the elephant
in the room they should have been putting the spotlight on.
I could listen to him talk all day. Such a brilliant and insightful person.
That was a perfect monologue. Thank you, Chris Rock!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
I’m just waiting for the parody of the debate
Wait....what we watched that night wasn't a parody????......damn.....
Right😂😂
Same.
It sucked.
Lol me too!
He’s been looking the same age since I was kid. He hasn’t changed at all.
Loved your opening Chris. Everything you said was right on. Bravo!
Chris SHOULD tell Trump how to treat his COVID19:
“Just put some ‘TUSSIN ON IT!”
News: "President Trump has COVID."
Rochelle: "Oh my god, I'll go get the robutussin!"
Yes!!! Place that on t-shirt TRUMP put Tussin on it instead of hydroxyzine chloroquine!!!!
Lol
Dude, you win the internets! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boy, let that TUSSIN get in there...!
From 5:11- 5:36... I'm only 42yrs. old, but I can't say that I have ever heard the honest truth put more blatantly than Chris just stated it to all of us. Some where along the line the script got flipped & people gained the right to Not be offended...So with that we have forgotten how actually we all have the right to our own opinion... actually giving us the right TO be offended & that's what truly inspires changes to be proud of.
and think about it. We have a huge segment of the USA supporting law enforcement NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO. There should be policies and procedures embedded in the system to avoid the kind of abuses we are seeing and heads should roll in the hierarchy for allowing abusive or white supremacists onto the force where they are allowed to act on their prejudices unchecked.
@@amywalker7515 "white supremacist onto the force" lol
Give me an example of an interaction between a cop and a "victim," that was inarguably due to prejudice.
Just because a white man commits a vile or controversial act on a black man that doesn't necessarily mean that he's a white supremacist. Or that the system or institute is inherently racist. There's no denying that there are isolated cases of racism and discrimination. But this narrative that the institute as a whole is inherently racist, and that every interaction between a white cop and a black man is fueled by prejudice is baseless.
Those of us who support law enforcement understand that not all cops are bad. And that it isn't right nor justified to generalize an entire police force, based off of the actions of one man.
@@DistrictN9ne No, not all cops are bad, but I have to say the majority have issues that should exclude them from ever becoming cops. Note: statistically judges, attorneys, and cops have anger issues and commit domestic violence at a higher rate than most people. Status quo...
@@chinookvalley awfully convenient how you state that as a statistic without providing an actual statistic.
Nonetheless.. there are hundreds of thousands of police interactions reported annually. With less than a thousand interactions resulting in deaths. And yet we only hear about a few dozen of those cases. Simply because they fit a narrative.
*Quote from the Washington Post* -
"The overwhelming majority of people killed are armed. Nearly half of all people fatally shot by police are white. Most of these shootings draw little or no attention beyond a news story.
Some become flash points in the country’s ongoing reckoning about race and police. The ones prompting the loudest outcries often involve people who are black, unarmed, or both, shootings that have led to the harshest scrutiny of police."
Jak Skellington Mmhmm yes, most police interactions are fine. But look up the FBI report on white supremacy in the police force. Look up information on corruption in the police force. Look up the disproportionate number of Blacks arrested for drug use. Look up the stats on the color of people with proven wrongful convictions. And as far as judging the police, the reaction of the Buffalo PD who supported their colleague by changing job roles en masse after their colleague pushed a man to the ground and cracked his head on the sidewalk, and the fact that their PR lied to the press about it, doesn’t speak well of brotherhood over ethics. The police who are bad actors are TRAINED to do what they do and supported by their admin. Cops at protests all covering their name tapes. Cols who do not use common sense skills when responding to a mental health crisis. The undercover vid of how violent cols get when you go in to request a complaint form. The fact that there are people who don’t think anything unwarranted happen to George Floyd because he had a record. Their is a problem with police forces as a whole and with civilians who support the police as well. As an industry, if you keep having the same egregiously wrong things happen without trying some different solutions, the industry looks bad, regardless of how much good service you provide elsewhere.
America's greatest truthteller/stand up. Hands down.
And Dave Chappelle too...
Only since George Carlin died.
ONE OF the greatest, def not THE greatest.
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He's got nothing on Carlin, tho...
The truth is vital
Was lookin for this comment
The truth is subjective now, unfortunately. Watch "The Social Dilemma" documentary on Netflix if you havent already.
BongoMunkey kappy mention him in that link video...🌭🍕🐰
As my government teacher stated, " we have the electoral college because we cant TRUST the people to make good decisions." People vote by emotion and not intelligence."
The college got it right this time.
@@davidflannery7848 time will tell about decisions made legally and/or illegally. America is made weak by what has transpired in this election.
Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle are still my two favorite comedians rn for a reason. They hit you with real hard facts and knowledge while laughing your ass off 😁
So thankful to see SNL back!! Here's to hoping that everything in this country gets back to normal!
Heeyy. Yes. Cheers to that! 🍻✌️💙🌊🇺🇸
Chris just gave a shoutout to Rage Against the Machine... I never thought I could love him more
BEAUTIFULLY PUT! Thanks Chris Rock!!!
Anyone come to this after he got rocked by will smith
Absolutely the best thing said on TV in YEARS!!!! I wish everyone would realize all the truth of this.
That bomber jacket is pretty cool
no its not. Every comedian wears a bomber jacket now, its the new suit!
@@reesespeanutbuttercups7584 it's just an opinion
Most people at his age don't wear them but damn he rocks it
Just kept asking myself what it was made out of so I could get one for my son.
@@amywalker7515 H&M always has them...
I love this guy he is always hilarious. I love his reference to Chris Farley..... Gone but never forgotten